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Sige, mga bagets,.

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but I got a hot date in Philadelphia.

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Oh, Danny!

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Your car is three minutes away.

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How's your mom?

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You know Beverly. Fell off her porch,
acting like she got a bug bite.

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She's a tough cookie.

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I got to be there
till she's out of the hospital,

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and then Aunt Pam can take over.

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You think you'll make it back
before Christmas?

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I'm going to try.

12
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In case you don't make it back,
maybe we should have a fast Christmas now.

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-We still have three minutes, right?
-Actually, we're down to one now.

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Oh, fuck, Danny, I'm your Secret Santa.

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Get out the Christmas cookies.
Start singing a Christmas carol.

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Go!

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Hark! How the bells, sweet silver bells
All seem to say, "Throw cares away…"

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That's what you're going with?
It's so fast and high.

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…meek and the bold

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Ding, dong, ding, dong…

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It's just a couple of days.

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-You're sure you don't want me to come?
-No.

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But I want to be here.

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I promise.

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Okay, I got it.

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It's a sexy gingerbread man calendar.

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And there's one where
he's wearing icing for chaps.

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I love you.

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Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas…

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Your car is here.

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Ding, dong, ding, dong, that is their song

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With joyful ring, all caroling

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This song is stressful as shit.

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Ding, dong, ding, dong

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-Holy shit!
-Watch out, Pentatonix!

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You guys!

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TAGLAMIG

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Okay, so this cathedral
was the site of the Council of Trent

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during the Protestant Reformation.

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You guys want to hear more about it?

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No need to answer. Your faces betray you.

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Mama?

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I can't come now! I'm with my friends.

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Don't cry.

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I'll come. I'll come!

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Do you mind if I leave the tour early?

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Just my mother's
Christmas tree is tilting.

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She worries it will crush a grandchild.
I have to go pick up my cousin's chainsaw.

49
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Now Italian Claude is wielding a chainsaw.

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Okay.

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All right.

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I promise I'll check in later, okay?

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Enjoy your tour.
Love you, bye. Ciao.

54
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So, you want to go inside
and read all the little plaques?

55
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You know what? No.

56
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I mean, since we've been here,
we've visited three churches

57
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and walked by five live nativities.

58
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No, look, another one. Six.

59
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Wow, Joseph is stacked.

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What if we did
something not religious tonight,

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like a romantic meal?

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I could definitely eat.

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Okay, yeah, great. So, table for three.

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Sorry.

65
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You guys want to have a romantic dinner.

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-No, Anne, we can all go.
-No. You know what?

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Yesterday, I promised myself,
today I would be a new woman.

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So,

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first things first, a new walk.

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Okay.

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Wow.

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I thought she said "new walk."

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How wonderful, Claudio!

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You're our savior!

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Hold on, Mama. It's Danny.

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-Hey!
-Hi.

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How's Beverly?

78
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Oh, I'm right as rain, baby.

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She cracked her pelvis and needs surgery.

80
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I may need to stay longer.

81
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I should be there. Should I come tonight?

82
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No, it's all under control.

83
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But the doctor says that
we may need to look into

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a living situation
with more hands-on care.

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You better not be talking
about putting me in no home.

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People get raped in those.
I saw that on Action News.

87
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I'm talking about Aunt Pam.

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Pam's on her way.

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-We'll figure out a plan once she's here.
-I'm already here.

90
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Aunt Pam?

91
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I'm sorry I'm late.

92
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I got on the wrong bus
and went to Delaware.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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-Hi.
-You all right, sugar?

95
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-I'm all right. How you doing?
-Wait, is that Claude?

96
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-Hey, baby.
-Hi.

97
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Oh my God.
She's shrunk like a sweater in the dryer.

98
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She can't take care of your mom.

99
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-I'm getting a flight tonight.
-No. I've got it all handled.

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I love you. We'll check in tomorrow, okay?

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I like your wig.

102
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This is just like
the Olive Garden in Secaucus.

103
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Think I can take my shoes off here?

104
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I have seen more
than one person do it there.

105
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This is very nice, Jack.
I'm glad we're doing this.

106
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Me too.

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-Look, I know I've been a bummer.
-No.

108
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But I kind of had
a breakthrough yesterday.

109
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Oh, tell me.

110
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I have spent so much of this year
trying to pretend I'm fine.

111
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But the only way to feel better
is to really admit where you're at.

112
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Like how I decided
to start telling my doctor

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the real number of drinks
I have every week.

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It is not zero to two.

115
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Right. And where I'm at right now
is my lowest low.

116
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I feel like a loser who's failed
at everything he's tried to do this year.

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-What do you mean? What did you fail at?
-Everything.

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I mean, honoring our friend.
Thanksgiving. I didn't run the marathon.

119
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Listen, you tried your best.
And you did honor Nick.

120
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Remember you got that website
to name a star after him?

121
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That was nice.
I shouldn't have called it a scam.

122
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And when I get more ink,
I will print the certificate, okay?

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Okay.

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Yes, let's decide what we're going to get.
What looks good to you?

125
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I don't know.

126
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Hey, can we just have,
like, a nice evening?

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We are. Wait, I mean,
I just said, "I don't know."

128
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Right? I haven't even read the secondis.

129
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Yeah, but you failed
at everything this year?

130
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I mean, honey, you don't
always have to sink to the depths.

131
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Well, no, I don't always have to.
But we can't never go there.

132
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This year was hard on me too, Jack.

133
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But I don't dwell on it.
I just try to keep moving.

134
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Wow. Well, you're so strong and cool.

135
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-Congratulations.
-Oh, come on.

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The only thing that
I'm trying to get at here, and I--

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May I play a song for the couple?

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Yes, please.

139
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-How are things in Philadelphia?
-Mama, I don't know.

140
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He doesn't want me there.

141
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He just wants to decide it all himself.
We're back to how we used to be.

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If you think you should go, go.

143
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But he told me not to. What do I do?

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No one tells you what to do.

145
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You are Claude.

146
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Hi! Hey! Are you in Italy?

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I am.

148
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Are you busy?

149
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No, I am just, you know, trying
to decorate for Gino's first Christmas.

150
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But I have not really had time yet.

151
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His stocking is like a knee sock from when
I was Britney Spears for Halloween.

152
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Oh, honey, he's just a baby.

153
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You have at least until they turn five
until they remember your fuck-ups.

154
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Hey, hon, do you remember that

155
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duck that I gave Gino
when we were down the Shore?

156
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I do, yeah.
He plays with it in the bath sometimes.

157
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Did you ever notice
a phone number on the bottom of it?

158
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Yes, I did.

159
00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:04,669
Hang on. It's somewhere in here.

160
00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:08,506
But if I can't find it,
can I interest you in this guy?

161
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,220
Oh yeah,
he seems like a very generous lover.

162
00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,057
I got it.

163
00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:20,810
Texting you a pic right now.

164
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Yeah.

165
00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:26,774
So, are you gonna call Mark Brett?

166
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Thanks, Ginny.

167
00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:37,868
Hello.

168
00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:40,246
Hi, Mark?

169
00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,956
It's Anne.

170
00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:46,586
We met and had… sex at the Jersey Shore.

171
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I had sex with, like,
30 people at the Jersey Shore, so…

172
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,091
Oh, you did.

173
00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,427
No, I didn't. That was a joke. I'm joking.

174
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That was funny.

175
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,599
Hi, Anne. How are you?

176
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I'm good.

177
00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:04,729
I'm actually in Italy.

178
00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:05,938
No way.

179
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,565
Yeah, and I was…

180
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,859
I don't know.
I just was thinking about you.

181
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:14,780
Wait, Anne, I feel like I should tell you
that I have a girlfriend now.

182
00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,577
Good for you.

183
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,788
That is not why I was calling.

184
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,665
That sounded weird.

185
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:28,919
I was actually calling
to tell you that I have moved to Italy.

186
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,212
-Really?
-Yeah.

187
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,799
Yeah, I'm calling my contacts
to let them know that.

188
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:34,925
That's why I called.

189
00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:36,552
Congratulations.

190
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:40,723
Yeah. And I am dating someone too.

191
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,977
His name is Gianpiero, and he is mi amore,

192
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,896
and that is why I'm calling. So,

193
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,731
yeah, if you are ever in Italy--

194
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,859
Actually, Tori and I were discussing
taking a trip in the summer.

195
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:54,028
Great. Cool.

196
00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,447
I'll be here. You should come visit.

197
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,033
Maybe we will. I can't wait.

198
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,288
I thought their bread was really good.

199
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:07,124
Yeah. I liked that it was warm.

200
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,250
Yeah.

201
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,006
What's happening here?

202
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:16,842
What'd she say?

203
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,302
-"Mara" what?
-"Maratona"?

204
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,346
Maybe a maritime parade. That'd be cool.

205
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,722
Let me see your phone.

206
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:28,104
Oh my God, Jack.
There is a marathon tomorrow.

207
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,146
You should do it.

208
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,648
What? No.

209
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,775
It's a sign. You have to.

210
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:37,154
No, I haven't trained in like a month.
I didn't pack any running clothes.

211
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,323
And I just ate like 60 clams.

212
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,617
This is how you turn this year around.

213
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,828
Imagine how good
you'd feel on the flight home.

214
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,037
You would be a new man.

215
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,961
Oh, this is happening.

216
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,640
Hey, I look stupid.

217
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,350
No, you look Italian.

218
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,437
All the people here are Italian.
They look normal.

219
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,563
Well, I'm sorry.

220
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:13,441
Claude's running clothes
look different on you than on him.

221
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,902
I think you look snazzy,
like Jody Watley at the Grammys.

222
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:17,820
Thank you, Anne.

223
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,031
It's time for you to line up, okay?

224
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,200
I really don't think
I should be doing this.

225
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,536
I mean, I haven't even trained
at this altitude.

226
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:29,915
You got this, buddy.
You got this. I believe in you.

227
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,127
You're gonna be so happy you did this.

228
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,756
Hey, Anne.

229
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,549
It was nice hearing your voice today.

230
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:44,054
I'm just having a glass of wine here,
or I mean a pint of Guinness,

231
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,347
and I am watching boxing.

232
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,725
Definitely not Hope Floats.

233
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,519
Anyway, I hope
you have a great day in Italy.

234
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:54,523
Send me a pic if you can.
I'd love to see you in your new town.

235
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,983
Buongiorno!

236
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:01,238
Hey, will you do me a favor
and take a picture of me

237
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,492
where I look like I'm having fun
and living a cool life?

238
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:07,161
-Okay.
-Don't judge me. It's for Mark Brett.

239
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,830
Copy that. Okay.

240
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:10,915
Real quick.

241
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:12,958
So, smile.

242
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,710
-Hold on.
-Okay.

243
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:20,424
Okay. There's something
a little awkward about your pose.

244
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,385
Like, your uterus is falling out.

245
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,349
Try that TikTok thing
where you skip toward the camera.

246
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,518
-Back up a little bit.
-Okay.

247
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:33,312
-Great.
-Here?

248
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:34,814
Yeah, and skip.

249
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,566
Yeah.

250
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,026
And smile.

251
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,821
Laugh.

252
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,992
-Okay, you got it.
-Let me see.

253
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:48,828
Where is he?

254
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,517
-Go Jack!
-Go Jack!

255
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,198
IT'S BEAUTIFUL THERE!
YOU LOOK GREAT. SEND MORE!

256
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,374
Bravo!

257
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,252
Yay, Jack!

258
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,753
You're doing great!

259
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:45,384
I'm winded, but I think I can do it.

260
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,723
I'm at mile 13. I'm already halfway there.

261
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:57,229
Honey, that's kilometers.
You got like 20 miles left.

262
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,647
No.

263
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,524
Oh no, fuck. No.

264
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,817
You can do it!

265
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,153
Oh no.

266
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,948
-You've got this.
-Oh fuck. Oh God.

267
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,952
Yes. You can do it. You're my Superman!

268
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,379
Thank you.

269
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,846
-Would you take a picture of me?
-Sure.

270
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,599
It's okay I take a picture?

271
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:34,808
Thank you. Could I…

272
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,685
Do you mind? Thank you.

273
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,237
Thanks. I'm so silly. Thank you.

274
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:35,953
Okay.

275
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,959
YOUR LIFE IS UNBELIEVABLE, ANNE!

276
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,006
Hey.

277
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,092
Hey. You didn't see Jack run by, did you?

278
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,010
No.

279
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,013
But I gotta be honest,
I was doing a photo shoot.

280
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,723
All right.

281
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,727
He should have been by here
like half an hour ago.

282
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,603
Shit.

283
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,188
Hold that.

284
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,110
Excuse me.

285
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,361
Oh God.

286
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,406
Jack, are you okay?

287
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:15,868
I can't do it, Kate.
I think my body is shutting down.

288
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,328
No, come on,
you're so close to the finish line.

289
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,707
-You only have like three miles left.
-It doesn't matter. I am done.

290
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:25,252
No, I am sorry. If you stop,
you are gonna regret this forever.

291
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,212
As your wife, I cannot let you quit.

292
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,214
No, I have to, all right?

293
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:33,343
You want me to cross that finish line?
You'll have to drive me there in a hearse.

294
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,057
Okay, come on. I'll run it with you.

295
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,017
But you're being insane.

296
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,312
Well, you're gonna have to run
if you wanna tell me what a bitch I am.

297
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,605
Come on.

298
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:45,856
Let's go, come on.

299
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:48,776
Yeah.

300
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,739
Yes. You can do it.

301
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,618
We got this!

302
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:03,957
Okay.

303
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,627
Shit.

304
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,718
Danny.

305
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,558
I know I told you not to come,
but I'm so glad that you're here.

306
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,768
Hey.

307
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:26,980
How's your mother?

308
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,776
She's okay, but we have to talk.

309
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,945
Yeah, I understand.

310
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,534
I know this isn't what we planned, but…

311
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,828
my mom needs us.

312
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,329
So…

313
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,667
Can she live with us in Italy?

314
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,919
What, really?

315
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:49,837
Yeah.

316
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,340
-You will bring her to Italy?
-Of course, that's our home now.

317
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,510
Is she excited?

318
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,595
Well…

319
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:02,015
Is that Claude? Tell him I'm not going.

320
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,978
I'm working on it.

321
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,696
Do I look like "I Love Lucy"?

322
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,406
Oh, very "Lucy."

323
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,828
You want to buy some wine?

324
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,958
Okay.

325
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,843
-Hey.
-Hey, Anne.

326
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:43,265
Listen, I know that I encouraged it,
but I think this has gone too far.

327
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,183
What?

328
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,351
We need to stop texting.

329
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:51,106
-Sorry, I thought we were just having fun.
-We were, and I just…

330
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,442
Listen, I…

331
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,195
After the Shore,
I was really hoping that you'd call,

332
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,155
and when you didn't,

333
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,990
I moved on.

334
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,075
And I am certainly
not trying to shame you,

335
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:07,164
and I was definitely flirting too,
but when you sent me that photo

336
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:08,916
of your vagina,

337
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,417
I thought that crossed a line.

338
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,752
What?

339
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:16,423
And I think I would be remiss
if I didn't say something before,

340
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,175
you know, things went any further.

341
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,010
That's my vagina.

342
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:23,013
And I don't know, I just…

343
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,223
Hello? Are you there?

344
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,517
Yes, I am.
Listen, this is a huge misunderstanding.

345
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,354
Now, would I have loved
to receive that photo in September?

346
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,772
Yes, I would have.

347
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,774
I just think we should shut this down

348
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:38,820
before it goes any further,
both for Tori and Gianpiero's sakes.

349
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,364
Yeah.

350
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,158
Yeah, I totally agree.

351
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,119
But it sure looks like
you're living a wonderful life, Anne,

352
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,996
and I'm really happy for you.

353
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,415
Bye.

354
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,500
Yeah.

355
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,927
Yeah.

356
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,137
Eduardo, it has to be a motorized lift.

357
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,391
Yes, I know how old the house is.

358
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:11,603
The internet says that if you take me
to Italy, that's human trafficking.

359
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,355
Sure is.

360
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,940
You can't live alone anymore.

361
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,817
I'll move in with her.

362
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,486
-There you go.
-No.

363
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:22,864
Mom, you're coming to Italy.
It's just what has to happen.

364
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,283
-Danny…
-Okay.

365
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,368
Eduardo, if you can't do it,

366
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,578
I'll find another contractor
who can, okay?

367
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,874
Eduardo thinks that
he can't install the lift

368
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,335
because the house is
400 years old and may collapse.

369
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,504
-It's fine, we'll buy a different house.
-What?

370
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:38,672
Here's the thing.

371
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,340
I'm not gonna go.

372
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,800
I don't trust the hairdresser.

373
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,385
Where would my bank be?

374
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:47,180
Bev, brace yourself.
There's no Wawa in Italy.

375
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,059
Then there's no Beverly in Italy.

376
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,938
-I don't blame you, girl.
-Mom, stop trying to die.

377
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,858
-Hey, I don't think this--
-Claude, I'm handling it.

378
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,068
Okay.

379
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,571
I'm gonna get some air.

380
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,073
Open your eyes.

381
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,452
You see me. And you, stop egging her on.

382
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,203
What did I do?

383
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,416
You got this, come on, you got this.

384
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:15,959
Hey, please, let's just stop.

385
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,669
No, come on, Jack, you need this.

386
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,630
No, I don't need this. You need this.

387
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,174
This is your bullshit.

388
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:25,427
No, it's not.
I'm helping you deal with your feelings.

389
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:29,556
No, I was trying to deal with my feelings
by sharing them with my wife.

390
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:32,726
And then you asked
a violinist to play over them.

391
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,312
How are we supposed to connect?

392
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:36,897
I don't know. Just have fun.

393
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,358
Go to the movies
and pre-order food on AMC Stubs.

394
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,693
But that's not a marriage, all right?

395
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:45,655
Why are you so afraid of the depths, Kate?
What do you got lurking down there?

396
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,658
-Nothing is lurking.
-Something's lurking, all right?

397
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,869
You wouldn't be obsessed
with trying to fix me

398
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:53,246
if there wasn't
something eating you up too.

399
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,414
So what is it?

400
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:58,251
I don't… Who knows?
Maybe I'm sad the vacation's almost over.

401
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:01,046
Come on.

402
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:03,256
Yes, good, keep going.

403
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,175
Yeah, you keep going too.

404
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:09,930
Well, maybe I'm sad
that our child has grown

405
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,641
and left the house,
and I don't have a purpose.

406
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:13,892
Yeah, and?

407
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:17,938
And I don't wanna do this, Jack.
I'm not like you. I don't like wallowing.

408
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,732
What? It's not wallowing, it's sharing.

409
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,402
It's sharing and wallowing.

410
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,488
And when you do it,
I feel like I have to use all of my energy

411
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:27,948
to keep us both above water.

412
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:29,699
Why? You don't have to do that.

413
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:34,329
Because if I also say every dark,
horrible thing that I am feeling,

414
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,039
we will go down.

415
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:39,292
If I'm not a buoy,
we are gonna wind up on the ocean floor.

416
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:42,838
Look, I can be a buoy too, all right?
Just give me a chance.

417
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,799
Fine, if you keep running.

418
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:51,972
Come on, spill it.

419
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,099
Okay, fine.

420
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:58,145
I am upset about many things, all right?

421
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:02,023
I'm at the pinnacle of a career
that I worked my whole life for,

422
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,984
and it's only okay.

423
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:06,486
And my best friend moved away.

424
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,072
And our other friend died.

425
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:12,033
And, by the way, the world is real dark.

426
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:17,414
Every news story puts my stomach in knots.
And my stomach was already in knots

427
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:20,459
because my body
doesn't work very good anymore.

428
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:24,629
And I worry that you and I
are just gonna get weirder and weirder

429
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:28,592
and keep pulling apart
until we're living like strangers.

430
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:32,345
And all the neighborhood kids
will skip our house on Halloween

431
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,222
because we're too creepy.

432
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:39,019
And sometimes,
honestly, I'm afraid to die.

433
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:42,063
And other times,
I'm like, "It seems nice."

434
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:46,234
Like, sure, the big sleep.
All right, let's fucking do it.

435
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,986
-Kate.
-What?

436
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:49,237
Look.

437
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,864
We ran a marathon.

438
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,325
Oh my God!

439
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,468
-Hey.
-Hi, you. Oh my gosh.

440
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:14,262
I put Gino down.
I saw the photos on the family iCloud.

441
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:18,391
Are you having, like,
the most insanely amazing time?

442
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,685
Ginny, those pictures are lies.

443
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:25,065
Today was a turd bucket, and it ended
with me sending Mark a vag pic.

444
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:28,527
Yes, I actually did see that.
I just thought it was European.

445
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:33,031
No. It was just
old underwear with bad elastic.

446
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,617
You sound a little sad.

447
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,827
I used to know who I was.

448
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:44,042
Like, in my 20s, I was this wild creature
just running around the East Village, and…

449
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,003
Then I had Lila, and I was a mom, and…

450
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:51,633
Now I'm just floundering.

451
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:55,887
Okay, that's not
the Anne that I saw this year.

452
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:58,181
The Anne I saw saved my literal life.

453
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:01,685
She was capable and confident, and…

454
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:06,106
She was my family
when she did not have to be.

455
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,276
Those photos aren't lies, Anne.

456
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,695
Those photos are you.

457
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:17,409
Who cares about stupid Mark Brett?

458
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,911
You can still live that way for yourself.

459
00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:22,664
You're still a wild creature.

460
00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:29,421
Mom.

461
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,798
I'm begging you.

462
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:34,009
Please come to Italy.

463
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:36,011
Honey,

464
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:39,806
I lived my whole life in Philadelphia.

465
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,267
But that's where we live now.

466
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,603
And Claude,

467
00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:49,357
our whole marriage,
has taken good care of me.

468
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,902
Gone along with every
stupid idea I've ever had.

469
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:56,531
That man loves me,
even though sometimes I don't deserve it.

470
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,952
Remember what I was like before I met him?

471
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,871
I sure do. You were a little asshole.

472
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,039
That's right.

473
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,209
He saved me.

474
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:11,463
Baby, please, don't get upset.

475
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,051
It's just, Italy's the only thing
he's ever asked for.

476
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,386
And he's so happy.

477
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,266
Please.

478
00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:25,935
Mom, please.

479
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:29,606
Honey, I don't belong in Europe.

480
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:34,736
But there's a nursing home

481
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,156
five minutes from Pam.

482
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,157
I can go there.

483
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:40,992
What? No.

484
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,912
No, my girlfriend, Gayle, she lives there.

485
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,373
She said it's a nice place.
They got good pie.

486
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:48,750
What about Action News?

487
00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:52,337
Well, it might not have been Action News.

488
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:54,923
It might've been
SVU or something like that.

489
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,967
I'll be fine, baby, don't worry about it.

490
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:01,930
Okay, here's what is going to happen.

491
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:05,392
Beverly, you will stay in your house,
but you will move to the first floor.

492
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:07,602
-Danny and I will take the second floor.
-What?

493
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,605
Yep. We're gonna move here
and take care of your mother.

494
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:14,067
-No.
-I am Claude, and you will do as I say.

495
00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:19,447
Sounds good?

496
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,243
Dude, we ran a marathon.

497
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:26,204
-Well…
-I'm sorry if I got a little dark.

498
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,207
But I'm better now. I feel better.

499
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:32,001
I'm okay with dark. I want all of it.

500
00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,547
So, when you said
you're not afraid of death…

501
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,257
I am. I am, yeah.

502
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:39,426
Especially my car
being submerged in water.

503
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,677
I'm very afraid of that.

504
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,804
You know, we have the same fear.

505
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:43,888
Car being submerged?

506
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:46,933
There's this hammer that
I keep getting advertised on Instagram.

507
00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:50,603
That we'll pull away from each other,
like, the older and weirder we get.

508
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,565
You know, when we were freeballing,
it was awful.

509
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,694
We just gotta remember
to move towards each other, right?

510
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,405
Because otherwise we go insane.

511
00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:02,824
I love you.

512
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,076
I love you too.

513
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:28,475
-Merry Christmas!
-Merry Christmas!

514
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:30,268
What are you guys doing?

515
00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:34,022
Danny made us fantastic cocktails,
but the nurse won't let Beverly have any.

516
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,524
Yeah, tightass took my nog.

517
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:40,069
We're all flying home tomorrow, Beverly.
We'll sneak you in some rum balls.

518
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:43,281
-Thank you, that's exactly what she needs.
-Yes, I do.

519
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:49,162
Actually, I should
probably tell you all something.

520
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,500
I am not flying home tomorrow.

521
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:55,752
I am staying.

522
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,339
Oh my God, Anne! You are?

523
00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:00,507
For how long?

524
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,509
I don't know. Danny and Claude

525
00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:07,430
said that I could house sit for a while,
and I'm just craving a change of scenery.

526
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,390
Is this Anne 2.0?

527
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:13,353
No, I think this is… Anne Classic.

528
00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:14,479
-All right, girl.
-Yeah.

529
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:15,730
Take your journey.

530
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,941
We love Anne Classic.

531
00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:25,990
Oh, I can't.

532
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:27,617
Have safe travels.

533
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,744
-Yeah.
-Okay.

534
00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:33,748
All right, Annie. Good luck.

535
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,959
Let us know of any exciting updates.

536
00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:39,003
Oh yeah, I'm sure there will be tons.

537
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:53,393
Oh, that's perfect.

538
00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:54,769
That is perfect.

539
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:58,356
I live just over the way,
and received quite a few packages for you,

540
00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:03,361
and I opened one before I saw the name,
and I tried on a pair of your trousers.

541
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:04,737
And they fit.

542
00:31:05,321 --> 00:31:07,699
I'm sorry, I must have put
the wrong address.

543
00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:09,784
I have terrible executive functioning.

544
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,578
Sorry. My name is Anne.

545
00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:13,997
Lovely to meet you. I'm Gianpiero.

546
00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:22,171
-Do you want to come and…
-Yeah.

547
00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:24,132
Yeah? Come and see what you got.

548
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,012
Did they look good on you?
You could keep them if they…

549
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:30,597
They probably look better on you.

550
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:34,225
Look, be honest. Tell me. I'll show you,
and you can just be absolutely honest.

551
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,102
We'll do a fashion show.

552
00:32:55,181 --> 00:33:00,186
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