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[gentle music playing]

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[birds chirping]

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[chuckling]

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[railway announcer on PA]
Please stand back behind the yellow line.

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- [friend] Hey.
- Hi.

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[friend groans]

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- How are you?
- Good. How are you?

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Good.

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All right. Come on.
I've only got an hour for lunch.

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[friend 2] This is gonna be fun. Isn't it?

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[friend] I doubt that very much.

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[friend 2] "Yes, Laura.
It's going to be lots of fun."

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[friend chuckles] All right, come on.
Let's get this over with.

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- [door beeping]
- Go, go, go.

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[Laura laughs]

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- [beeping stops]
- [announcer on PA, indistinct]

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That was exciting.

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[announcer on PA]
This station has step-free access.

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You know this is gonna ruin
our friendship.

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- No, it won't.
- It will. It'll be the end of everything.

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Why?

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Everyone we know who's taken the Test,
soon as they meet their soul mate,

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they vanish.

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That's not true.

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Happens to everyone
soon as they take the Test.

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We've lost too many good people
to this bloody Test.

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[laughs]

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They haven't gone to war, Simon.

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No, it's been much worse. They're in love.

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What if he's, like, a hundred years old?

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[announcer on PA, indistinct]

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Then I will love him
for the rest of his life. [chuckles]

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All right. Name one friend from uni
who took the Test who we still see.

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- Jonah.
- Jonah and Vicky the Vortex?

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No. Since he got with her,
he doesn't even reply to texts.

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She might have murdered him,
and we don't even know.

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Or maybe he's happy.

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Yeah, maybe he's happy somewhere in a
basement, tied up, screaming into a sock.

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[laughs]

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Okay. This is it.

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[sighs] Tell me
that I'm making a good decision.

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No. Awful.

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Great. Thanks.

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I'm Laura Sharp. Here for the Test.

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Welcome, Miss Sharp.

46
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Uh, would you like
to make your final payment?

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[clicks tongue] Um… [chuckles]

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[voice on PA] Welcome to soul connex.

49
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Finding your perfect match
in the blink of an eye.

50
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Christ.

51
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[phone chimes]

52
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Whoever it is, he's paying me back.

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That's the first thing I'll say to him.

54
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Yeah, it'll be a nice icebreaker.

55
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Speaking of, I asked Andrea if she'd
go on a date with you and she said yes.

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The giant?

57
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She's not a giant.

58
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She's, like, 7 foot tall.
That's technically a giant.

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Fine. I'm not gonna set you up with her
and you're gonna die alone.

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Good.

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[voice on PA] Here at soul connex,
we make happiness a science.

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You could still do it, you know.
It's not too late.

63
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I don't wanna do it.

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I would rather just find it.

65
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Isn't that the whole point? The discovery.

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- You're taking all the fun parts out.
- No, I'm not.

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Yes, you are. Otherwise,
why do you wrap presents?

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Why not just go,
"Here you go. It's a fucking toaster.

69
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Merry Christmas. I'm off."

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Because that would be horrible.

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Well, that's what you're doing.

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Seriously.

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"Relationship status."

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Fucking tragic?

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- You can talk.
- [chuckles]

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[employee] And you'll just head
straight upstairs to the second floor.

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Thank you for doing this.

78
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Of course.

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Wanted to make the most
of our last day together.

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[laughs] Stop it.

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We're still gonna see each other
all the time.

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Promise.

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And you're absolutely sure
this isn't all because of Dan?

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No.

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I mean, maybe a little bit.

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It was horrific.

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Yeah.

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Dad hated him.

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He threatened to disown me
if we got married.

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Smart man.

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[nurse] Miss Sharp,
we're ready for you now.

92
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Right. Well, it's been
a wonderful friendship.

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Very nice knowing you.

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Stop it.

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[sighs] Go on. Go get your toaster.

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[nurse] So, we'll just take
your blood pressure

97
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and then get the second phase done.

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Hey.

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I'll miss you every single day.

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[exhales deeply]

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[Laura squeals]

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[Simon] Uh-oh.

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- [groans]
- Yay!

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Are you celebrating?

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Uh, my thing? No. Your thing? Yes.

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- Aw, no. Simon, I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine. I didn't really want it.

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It was so much more work.
You know I hate work.

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- Then that's great news. Congratulations.
- It's such great news.

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But seriously, congrats on the launch.
That's huge. I'm dead impressed.

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- I think Andrea might be coming.
- The giant?

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- She's a little bit taller than you.
- So, a giant.

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- You're a prick. This is the guy.
- I'm the guy.

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[Simon] Is Lukas here?

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No. It's not really his thing.

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Ah. A shame.

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Yeah, he's a bit of a square.
But he's my square and I love him.

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[Simon] Sweet.

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Everyone's getting fucked up tonight,
by the way.

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Oh, no.

120
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- Yeah, we're celebrating.
- [groans]

121
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This is them!
Guys, this is my friend Simon.

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Hey. How you doing?

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- Hey. What's your name?
- Joshua. Joshua.

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Joshua. Good to… Good to meet you. Yeah.

125
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I've known Laura since uni,
since she was, like, 20.

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- So this is big. I'm very proud.
- Yeah.

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- [friend] Yeah, we're all really proud.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- You've done nothing wrong.
- [stammers] I have. I screwed her over.

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I don't think
you've really screwed her over.

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- You've done nothing wrong.
- Shit.

131
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[phone chimes]

132
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[Laura groans]

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Everything okay?

134
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Yeah, it's so sweet.

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Like, I'll say something totally insincere
to Lukas,

136
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and then he thinks I'm being serious
and then it turns out I actually am.

137
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Like, "It hurts my stomach
to be away from you."

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[Simon] Ugh. That hurt my stomach.

139
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- Is that really bad?
- It's horrible. [chuckles]

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Is that how you know you're soul mates?

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Yeah, I think it's the start of it.

142
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Nice.

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Very promising.

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- Hi! [chuckles]
- Hi!

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- Oh, you made it.
- [squeals, chuckles] I know.

146
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I know, so crazy.

147
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This is Simon. Simon, this is Andrea.

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Hi, Andrea. Good to meet you.

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- Hi, Simon. You all right?
- Yeah.

150
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Andrea's practicing nursing,
so very impressive that she turned up.

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[Simon] Oh, great. That's amazing.

152
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Simon's in journalism, so maybe
there's a crossover there somewhere.

153
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I don't know.

154
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But you guys should get a drink
then I'll meet you back here in a sec.

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- [Andrea] Okay.
- [Laura] Yeah.

156
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[Andrea] Do you want a drink?

157
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No, I'm good. I'm good.

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- Do you want a drink? [chuckles]
- Do you want a drink?

159
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- Yes, please.
- All right. Let's get you a drink.

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[techno music playing]

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[music continues]

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- [Laura] Got a present for you.
- [Simon] Uh-oh.

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[Andrea] Oh, really?

164
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[music playing in distance]

165
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[patrons chattering]

166
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[Simon] Hey. You okay?

167
00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:35,742
Hey. Yeah. How are you?

168
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I'm good. What's happening?

169
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I'm just texting Luke.

170
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- Ah.
- [Laura] Yes.

171
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- Everything all right?
- Yeah, yeah.

172
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I'm just saying good night and sending him
kisses and gross stuff, you know.

173
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Don't tell him that I'm smoking.

174
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Why not? What will he do?

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Lock me in a basement.

176
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Oh, I like that.

177
00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,563
Dad absolutely loves him.

178
00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:06,190
- Really?
- Yeah.

179
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:10,819
Thinks he's, like, the greatest guy
that's ever lived. He's obsessed.

180
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:12,779
Is that bad?

181
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,784
No, but, um, I'm not used to it.

182
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,627
You know, he's gonna move here
from Glasgow, so we're moving in together.

183
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,087
Really?

184
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:30,797
Wow.

185
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,050
That's huge.

186
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,552
Congrats.

187
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- Big boy shit.
- Big boy shit.

188
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,064
It all happened so quickly.

189
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,777
Do you know that the first time I met him,
I didn't even fancy him?

190
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,238
I thought that maybe… [laughs]
…they'd made a mistake.

191
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,533
And then your shoulders dropped
and your whole body relaxed.

192
00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,617
Oh.

193
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:03,872
And you told me… You told me,
"And I felt like I was amongst family."

194
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:04,957
[Laura groans]

195
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,459
And I thought, well,
I don't think you should bang him then.

196
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:08,627
[laughs]

197
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,088
It's a really nice story.
I'm sorry. [laughs]

198
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,636
Where's Andrea?

199
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:21,223
Uh, I think she's dancing with your mates.

200
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,141
She keeps banging her head on the ceiling.

201
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:29,147
She's really cool, right? Like, it seemed
like you really liked her and stuff.

202
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,775
She is cool actually. Fair play.

203
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,655
You should get with her,
and then we can all go on double dates.

204
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,742
Double dates?
[groans] That gave me the chills.

205
00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:41,827
[both chuckle]

206
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:52,337
Come on. We should get back.

207
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,422
I forgot my…

208
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:56,967
Get your water.

209
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,809
- Put out your fucking cigarette.
- No, I'm still… I'm still smoking.

210
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:06,894
It's disgusting.

211
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,479
[techno music playing]

212
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:14,735
She's there.

213
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,905
- Hey!
- Hey! There you are.

214
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,073
Yay!

215
00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,534
Giant kiss in the middle. Go!

216
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:23,619
[all laugh]

217
00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:24,995
[kiss, laugh]

218
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,914
- [partygoer] Where's my kiss?
- Okay.

219
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,880
What's the deal with you two?

220
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,673
What do you mean?

221
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,343
You're very, very, very close.

222
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:44,097
We went to uni together. We're like BFFs.

223
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,017
BFFs who never…

224
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:49,853
dated?

225
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:50,938
Mm-mmm.

226
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,026
Where do you live?

227
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:57,945
Vauxhall, you?

228
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,989
- Clapham.
- No shit.

229
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:02,866
[Andrea stammers, chuckles]

230
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,284
- How you getting home?
- How you get--

231
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:06,119
[both chuckle]

232
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,788
- Taxi. Right.
- Taxi.

233
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,706
- [horn honks]
- Go! Fucking go!

234
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,186
[door opens]

235
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,690
- [Simon] Hey. You all right?
- Yeah.

236
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,275
Uh, I'm so sorry I was late.

237
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,068
Everyone was keeping to
the fucking speed limit.

238
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,570
- [chuckles]
- You okay?

239
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:42,531
Uh, we're, like, ten minutes away,
all right?

240
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,284
[huffs] This is scary, isn't it?

241
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,244
- You got a new car?
- Yeah.

242
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,288
Did you have a little midlife crisis,
and I missed it?

243
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,082
- [Simon laughs]
- [chuckles] Is this wipe clean?

244
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,876
Are we not gonna talk about it?

245
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,544
If I saw this car in a parking lot,

246
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:59,089
I would think that man unfortunately
has lost his willy

247
00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:03,552
and they have to cruise around
in this knob mobile.

248
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,470
[Simon] You are mean. This is a nice car.

249
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,555
[chuckles]

250
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,145
What did you say to Andrea?

251
00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:14,730
I didn't say anything.

252
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:18,984
I didn't know
if you wanted privacy or whatever.

253
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:20,986
[Laura] Is she at home?

254
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,530
Uh, no. She is at work.

255
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,619
Oh, shit. Sorry.

256
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,872
- What? Oh. Oh, Jesus.
- Um, I will pay for it.

257
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,415
But it's wipe clean so we're fine.

258
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,251
Uh, I've got something in my gym bag.
Hold on.

259
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,423
Um, here you go.

260
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,306
- Sorry.
- Please don't be. I'm sorry.

261
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:02,986
[Laura clears throat]

262
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,284
[Simon sighs]

263
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,621
Did I tell you
what happened the other day?

264
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,165
Have I told you about Sunday?

265
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,628
So, me and Andrea had morning sex, right.

266
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,755
And it was really good.
It was really good morning sex.

267
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:22,840
Well done.

268
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,175
Yeah, it was so good,
I think people will write about it.

269
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:27,386
We were both very pleased with ourselves.

270
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:32,641
And we're laying in the afterglow,
and it was, like, genuinely lovely.

271
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,895
And we lay there
all sort of vulnerable and loved up,

272
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,356
and she looks me in the eyes and she goes,

273
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,985
"Why don't I make us some breakfast

274
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,946
and then we can go for a wander
around the farmer's market?"

275
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,699
Oh… [laughs] …no. What did you say?

276
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,159
I said, "Why don't you shoot me
in the fucking face?"

277
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,870
[laughs]

278
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,247
Oh, shit, Simon.

279
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,959
[chuckles] She was…
I think she was quite upset.

280
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,794
Couples just have to do that sometimes,
you know?

281
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:03,714
You gotta do boring things together.
It's like a rite of passage.

282
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,632
Why? Who made that up?

283
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,428
What even happens at a farmer's market?

284
00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:12,264
Are they selling farmers?
What are they selling?

285
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,557
[Laura laughing]

286
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,476
Is it the farmers, like,
sat on plinths just being auctioned off?

287
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,312
- And they're like, "He's a nice farmer."
- Stop!

288
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,606
"We can fatten him up with sausages.
He's delicious."

289
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,816
I can't believe she hasn't left you yet.

290
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,068
I think she just can't find her way
out of the house.

291
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,615
At least you got
a nice new dress out of it.

292
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,335
And I got drugs.

293
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,753
It's a pretty good day.

294
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,005
Not bad.

295
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,430
I never asked you about your promotion.

296
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,016
Oh. Didn't get it. Amal got it.

297
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,894
- Who's Amal?
- New guy. Everyone loves him.

298
00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:42,396
[scoffs] Hate Amal.

299
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,065
He does charity work and he's really buff.

300
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,693
- Ugh, what an arsehole.
- Yeah.

301
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:50,863
I'm sorry.

302
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,573
No, it's good.

303
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:57,619
I'm now, like, the oldest member
of my team, so that's cool, right?

304
00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:00,581
Yeah. It's really cool.

305
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,583
- Pretty cool.
- Yeah, very cool.

306
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:07,838
So, what are you gonna do?

307
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,381
- Kill myself.
- Nice.

308
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,759
Or… [inhales sharply]

309
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,721
I don't know. Maybe start my own thing.

310
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,057
You should.

311
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:25,939
I might.

312
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,278
I might.

313
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,238
- You're already backing out of it.
- [chuckles]

314
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,162
Sorry I haven't seen you in a while.

315
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:45,834
Andrea's been really hardcore on the PhD,

316
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:51,173
and I've been, you know… [sucks teeth]
…not getting promotions and stuff.

317
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,509
It's okay. I mean, we both have lives.

318
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,265
I just really missed you.

319
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:08,982
Me too.

320
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:19,243
[sighs] Can I ask you something?

321
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:22,996
[clicks tongue]

322
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:27,459
Do you think your nurse
had the smallest head you've ever seen?

323
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,044
[laughing]

324
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:35,384
Like, I mean, it was…
Like, a grape would be generous.

325
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,805
Like, a seed of a grape.

326
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:45,519
I don't know
how she brushes her teeth. Where…

327
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,021
There's no toothbrush small enough.

328
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,192
[stammers] I don't understand
the mechanics of her head.

329
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,112
[breathes heavily, clears throat]

330
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,114
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. [breathes sharply]

331
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,783
- Shall I get someone?
- No, no, no. Just sit. [sniffs]

332
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,122
Baby. Baby, I'm so sorry.

333
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:07,457
- I'm so, so sorry.
- [Simon] Hey.

334
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,667
I was just too far away.

335
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,751
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

336
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:12,004
I'm so sorry. [stammers] What's happening?

337
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:16,216
Um, I've seen the nurse, and, um,
we have to wait to see a specialist now.

338
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,301
Okay.

339
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,428
They said someone
was gonna come and get her very soon.

340
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,096
Listen, thank you so much for coming.

341
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,848
- Thanks for coming, seriously.
- Of course. Yeah.

342
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,099
I appreciate it. Um…

343
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,059
Okay. So, what have they said?

344
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:28,604
So, they've taken my blood pressure,
and they've taken blood,

345
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,440
and now we just have to wait for a scan
before we can find out anything.

346
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,442
- Hold on. I'm gonna speak to someone.
- No, it's okay.

347
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,110
No. I'm gonna get a nurse.
We need to hurry up.

348
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:36,778
- Hi. Excuse me. So sorry.
- Yeah. Hi.

349
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:37,863
[Lukas] I'm so sorry.

350
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:39,656
[mouthing words] I'll go.

351
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:43,952
[mouthing words] Thank you.

352
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,262
[softly] Okay.
So, take me through what happened.

353
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:04,515
- I'm sorry.
- [crying]

354
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,322
[Andrea] You okay?

355
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,450
Yeah.

356
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:25,244
You sure?

357
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:28,539
[Simon] Yeah, I'm sure.

358
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,916
[inhales sharply] Let's go.

359
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,877
- [Lukas] This place is great.
- [Simon] Very nice.

360
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,213
- [Lukas] Good choice. Love the decor.
- [Simon] Thank you, sir.

361
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:41,343
You honestly… You forget as well that
people still go out and they do stuff and…

362
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,263
Listen, we are honored that
we are your first night out.

363
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,765
It's been so long
since we were all together as well.

364
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:48,851
Well, you've been a bit busy
making a baby.

365
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,561
- [Simon] Yeah.
- Yeah, that's true. We have.

366
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:52,187
- How is she?
- She's good.

367
00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:53,981
She sort of looks like a potato.

368
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,482
- No.
- Yeah, we'll need to see that.

369
00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:57,276
She's an adorable potato.

370
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,403
- Here's a pic.
- [Simon] Please send pictures.

371
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,946
- Here you go.
- Okay.

372
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:05,534
- [Andrea] Aw.
- That is a very cute potato.

373
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,411
- [Lukas] Thank you.
- [Laura, Simon laugh]

374
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:08,745
How is work, Lukas?

375
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:13,709
Oh, It's not bad. [stammers]
We're moving the lab to St. George's, so…

376
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,460
- Oh.
- South London.

377
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:18,964
- Uh--
- You know we've moved to Vauxhall.

378
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,008
- [Lukas] Oh, great.
- I don't know if I… Yeah.

379
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,801
- [Lukas] Nice round there?
- Yeah, lovely.

380
00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:25,512
- You two could have lunch sometime.
- Sure.

381
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:26,680
- We could.
- Yeah.

382
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,057
So, who's with the baby?

383
00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:30,392
- Laura's mum's over.
- Yeah.

384
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,312
My dad's, um, got a… [stammers]
…a live-in nurse at the moment,

385
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:37,274
so my mum's just jumping at
any opportunity to get out of the house.

386
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,442
[Simon] What happened?

387
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,360
Nothing. His lungs
just aren't doing very well,

388
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,404
so yeah,
he's got full-time care at the moment.

389
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,573
- [Andrea] I'm so sorry.
- [Simon] Sorry. I didn't know that.

390
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,700
It's okay.
I mean, we haven't spoken in a while.

391
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:47,868
- Yeah.
- [Laura] Hmm.

392
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:49,870
[Lukas] Andrea, you're teaching?

393
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,830
- Lecturing at Holloway. Yeah.
- [Lukas] Oh.

394
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:55,125
It's Digital Management,
so it really is as boring as it sounds.

395
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,920
No, that's not right.
I read her lectures. They're great.

396
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:00,756
- She sneaks a load of digital jokes in.
- [Andrea chuckles]

397
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,466
How come we haven't seen you in so long?

398
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,343
[Simon] 'Cause we've been busy
being grown-ups.

399
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,552
And how is it?

400
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:10,807
- It's awful. I hate it.
- [chuckles] It's the worst.

401
00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:14,353
- It's a fucking nightmare.
- You really are completely miserable.

402
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,687
[Simon] It's true.

403
00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:17,689
[waiter] Are we ready to order?

404
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:19,775
Oh, we haven't looked at all. Sorry.

405
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,320
[Simon] At Andrea's campus,

406
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:28,659
there's this place where there's couples
but also throuples, and quadruples…

407
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:29,743
- Quadrouples.
- Mm-hmm.

408
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:33,413
And, like, two people who are soul mates,
but the other two are not soul mates

409
00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:37,668
- but they're all fucking and…
- [Lukas] Really?

410
00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:39,837
- …and happy. Right? They're happy?
- Yeah.

411
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,505
- [Lukas] They're soul mates?
- I love it.

412
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:45,342
I mean, yeah. I keep a safe distance,
but I think they look happy.

413
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,510
[chuckles] Yeah, I bet.

414
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:51,181
I feel like this Test makes people
feel like there's a person for them,

415
00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:55,561
um, but I-I don't believe
that love is just a one-on-one thing.

416
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:58,397
Well, it is. It empirically is.

417
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,523
We have the Test now,

418
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:05,279
so we know the one person that we're
meant to love, and all the rest is just…

419
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:07,197
- I don't know, like--
- Fluff?

420
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:11,034
[Lukas] No. I mean, not…
[chuckles] Not fluff.

421
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,538
I-I don't know. It's hard. Like, uh…

422
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,750
[sighs] …someone who's on
the periphery of your life.

423
00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,919
- Oh, charming.
- [Lukas] No, I don't mean. No.

424
00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:23,547
But, hey, if it hadn't been for you,

425
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:26,842
uh, giving Laura the money
and taking her to the Test,

426
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:28,177
I'd never have met her, so…

427
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:29,887
- [Simon] She still owes me that money.
- Yep.

428
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:30,971
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

429
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,556
[Andrea] What? You took her for the Test?

430
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,558
- Yeah.
- I… I never knew that.

431
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,185
Yeah, never came up.

432
00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:37,477
You never told me.

433
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,021
- [Simon] Never came up.
- [Andrea] Okay.

434
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:41,064
I don't know how I feel
about the Test anymore.

435
00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:43,192
- Oh, good. That's nice to hear.
- [chuckles] No.

436
00:24:43,275 --> 00:24:48,197
I mean, obviously, we're really lucky
and we're in love and that's great.

437
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,866
- [Lukas] "Great."
- [Laura] But I… I'll rephrase it.

438
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:52,159
Um… [clicks tongue]

439
00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:54,661
- I'm so happy that I took the Test.
- [Lukas] Mmm.

440
00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:59,291
I am so happy that we're together
and in love and all of it,

441
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:03,420
but I thought that it was gonna help
make life more linear

442
00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:08,091
and I thought it was gonna fix
all of my shit and it hasn't.

443
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,969
I'm still me,
so maybe I should've just gone to therapy.

444
00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:13,889
[chuckles] That is the alternative.
Are you doing therapy now?

445
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:15,432
- No. [chuckles]
- [Simon] Good for you.

446
00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:16,517
Yeah.

447
00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:20,229
I think what it did was it led me to you…

448
00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:23,732
and you're my person
and you're in my life.

449
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:28,111
When things are really difficult,
you're there for me.

450
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:32,366
We share that, and I think that's…
that's really beautiful.

451
00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:33,867
[Lukas chuckles]

452
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,745
[Laura] I feel very lucky to have that.

453
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:40,832
Well, I happen to like being in your life
through all the difficult things, so…

454
00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:43,669
[chuckles]

455
00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:46,171
See?

456
00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:48,257
- It worked.
- Oh, here we go.

457
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,342
- I'm not making a joke.
- You're totally about to make a joke.

458
00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:51,510
I'm not. I swear.

459
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,470
You hate the Test.

460
00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:55,973
I mean, it's not for me.

461
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,057
I wouldn't take it,

462
00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:02,521
but I see couples like you two
and it clearly works, so…

463
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,315
[Lukas] Oh, thank you, mate.
We appreciate that. [sighs]

464
00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:07,442
I mean, me and Laura certainly think so.

465
00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:10,320
[Simon] I was trying to pay her to leave
at the interval.

466
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:11,655
- You recommend it then?
- [Simon] Yeah.

467
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,950
I mean, if you've got four hours
and you hate yourself, go for it.

468
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:17,202
- [Laura] Four hours?
- [Simon] I'd recommend.

469
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:18,287
[Laura] My God.

470
00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:19,746
- Hey, guys.
- Oh, this is us.

471
00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:22,207
What? Oh, well, we're down here.

472
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,626
We should maybe go for one more drink.
What do you think?

473
00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:25,878
- Uh, I…
- One more?

474
00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,505
- Listen, it was great to see you.
- Great to see you, man.

475
00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:30,757
- Uh, let's do lunch?
- Congratulations.

476
00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:32,718
- So lovely to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

477
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:36,555
Um, I am… I'm up at 6:00,
so you guys go if you like.

478
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,348
- One more drink?
- Argh, I have…

479
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:41,018
I've got those seminars
that I haven't prepped, so…

480
00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:42,102
That's true. Fair enough.

481
00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:43,228
[chuckles] But you go.

482
00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:45,439
You should.

483
00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:48,442
No, I got big meetings and stuff.
I can't go.

484
00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:49,818
It's good to see you.

485
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,361
Okay.

486
00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:53,989
- I hate you being a grown up.
- Yeah, it's shit.

487
00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:55,532
- See you later. Take care.
- Bye.

488
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,159
- [Lukas] Cheers.
- [Simon] Cheers, mate.

489
00:26:57,242 --> 00:26:58,493
Great night. Take it easy.

490
00:26:59,328 --> 00:27:00,329
Hey.

491
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,042
Hey. What's up?

492
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,126
I'm fine.

493
00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:08,295
What's happened?

494
00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:09,671
[sighs]

495
00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:11,131
I just knew it. I knew it.

496
00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:14,384
- What are you talking about?
- I knew it. I'm such a fucking idiot.

497
00:27:14,468 --> 00:27:15,677
- Andrea.
- [sighs] It's okay.

498
00:27:15,761 --> 00:27:17,221
It's all right. I've always known.

499
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:19,014
Andrea. Hey.

500
00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:20,974
- [sighs]
- Talk to me.

501
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,184
I just wanna go home.

502
00:27:40,911 --> 00:27:42,579
- Hey!
- Hey.

503
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,081
How are you?

504
00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:47,292
- Fab! How are you?
- [grunts] I'm great.

505
00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:49,753
- Let's go.
- [chuckling] Okay.

506
00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:52,422
[sighs, sniffles]

507
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,942
You really didn't have to come get me.
I could've got a cab.

508
00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:13,569
Aren't there people you've gotta talk to?

509
00:28:13,652 --> 00:28:16,989
Oh, my God. No, any excuse
to get away from those people.

510
00:28:17,072 --> 00:28:18,240
[sniffles]

511
00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:22,703
They look at me and they say,
"I'm sorry for your loss."

512
00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:25,956
And I say, "Thank you."

513
00:28:26,582 --> 00:28:31,795
And then they just stare
as if I'm supposed to have another line.

514
00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:32,963
I mean, what's the script?

515
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:35,007
What are you supposed to do?
I don't have any idea.

516
00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:37,926
I think you're supposed to say,

517
00:28:38,552 --> 00:28:42,181
"Thank you,
but he was a massive homophobe."

518
00:28:42,264 --> 00:28:44,433
[laughs]

519
00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:46,894
[mournful music playing]

520
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,988
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

521
00:28:58,906 --> 00:29:01,158
Thank you. Thanks for coming.

522
00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:02,701
[speaks indistinctly]

523
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,038
- Hi.
- [attendee] Good to see you.

524
00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:07,372
Yes, it's nice to see you.

525
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,419
[Laura] He didn't retire for 42 years.

526
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:16,798
He wanted to end on a round number,
but he couldn't bring himself to stop.

527
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:19,801
And when he finally did retire,

528
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:23,222
it was because he physically
couldn't do it anymore.

529
00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:26,183
It's been really wonderful

530
00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:30,521
hearing his old employees reminisce
about the kind of person he was,

531
00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:35,067
that he was a decent man,
was a man of ethics.

532
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,695
He was also stubborn.
He was very stubborn.

533
00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:42,950
And he used to hold on to grudges
like they were precious gems.

534
00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:46,537
I remember when I was six years old,
he took me into his work,

535
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:49,331
and I did a poo in his secretary's bin.

536
00:29:54,253 --> 00:29:57,506
But, uh, he never forgave me for that…

537
00:29:59,758 --> 00:30:02,344
and he brought it up in front
of every boyfriend I ever had.

538
00:30:07,558 --> 00:30:09,309
I should've written something down.

539
00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,688
You mean you didn't plan
the shit in the bin bit?

540
00:30:15,524 --> 00:30:16,900
Was it really bad?

541
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,362
It was moving.

542
00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:27,202
Have you got anything stronger? [sighs]

543
00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:30,038
Oh, sorry,
I didn't bring more pills to a wake.

544
00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:31,498
- [chuckles]
- I'm an idiot.

545
00:30:36,378 --> 00:30:37,754
I heard about you and Andrea.

546
00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:43,093
For what it's worth, I thought
you two were really great together.

547
00:30:43,177 --> 00:30:44,845
Hmm. We were.

548
00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:48,515
[inhales sharply] We were. [sighs]

549
00:30:51,101 --> 00:30:52,352
What did you do?

550
00:30:53,645 --> 00:30:56,899
Nothing, but thank you
for assuming it was me.

551
00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:58,066
You're welcome.

552
00:31:00,569 --> 00:31:01,570
I don't know.

553
00:31:03,113 --> 00:31:04,740
I think it just…

554
00:31:05,991 --> 00:31:10,287
wasn't enough for either of us, I guess.

555
00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:14,374
Luke's been so great.

556
00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:15,459
Hmm.

557
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:17,377
He's unflappable.

558
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:20,714
He's such a great dad.

559
00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:23,425
He knows when to pretend
to be deaf with both of us.

560
00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:29,056
He works so hard, and he never complains.

561
00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:30,933
Do you know how exhausting it
is to be married to--

562
00:31:31,016 --> 00:31:32,851
He is making us all look bad.

563
00:31:32,935 --> 00:31:34,937
His very existence makes me feel guilty.

564
00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:38,440
Look at him.

565
00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:42,361
Looking after your child
while you're out here looking for gak.

566
00:31:42,444 --> 00:31:43,862
[both laugh]

567
00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:54,581
Can I say something?

568
00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:56,625
Oh, God. This sounds ominous.

569
00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:02,840
I think that you should get in touch
with your dad.

570
00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:04,424
Laura.

571
00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:09,847
I know that you think you're this hard guy
and you don't need anything, but…

572
00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:15,018
there's things that you'll wanna be able
to say and then it's gonna be too late.

573
00:32:23,277 --> 00:32:26,321
Sorry. I don't know even
what happened between the two of you.

574
00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:33,161
- Sorry. I'm a wreck.
- No. I'm sorry.

575
00:32:41,587 --> 00:32:43,172
Haven't told anybody this…

576
00:32:45,883 --> 00:32:48,010
- but I had to go through dad's stuff.
- Mm-hmm.

577
00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:49,094
And…

578
00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:53,724
I found an entire box of vintage porn.

579
00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:56,560
- [snickers]
- Which you are completely entitled to.

580
00:32:56,643 --> 00:32:59,813
That is fantastic news.
[stammers] Very happy to inherit it.

581
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,608
- It's what he would have wanted.
- [chuckles] Yeah.

582
00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:05,194
Yeah.

583
00:33:05,277 --> 00:33:06,278
Wow.

584
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:13,202
I also found this box of letters.

585
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,997
And they were between him and this woman

586
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,082
that he must have been with
before I was born.

587
00:33:20,042 --> 00:33:21,835
- There's hundreds of them.
- Mm-hmm.

588
00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:25,255
And they're all her telling him
about her day

589
00:33:25,339 --> 00:33:31,178
and how much she misses him
and that she never questions his decision.

590
00:33:32,513 --> 00:33:37,434
But not a day goes by in her life
where she doesn't, like…

591
00:33:37,518 --> 00:33:39,269
And he was always writing back to her.

592
00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:41,772
He never was seeing her.
He was just writing to her.

593
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,566
And he kept them.

594
00:33:45,901 --> 00:33:47,027
Every single one.

595
00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:51,365
There's so much love in those letters.

596
00:33:52,491 --> 00:33:54,326
I never saw that with him and my mum.

597
00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:58,497
Geez.

598
00:33:58,580 --> 00:33:59,581
Yeah.

599
00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:04,711
Really broke my heart.
Like, why didn't he just go to her?

600
00:34:04,795 --> 00:34:06,046
[breathes shakily]

601
00:34:16,514 --> 00:34:17,891
'Cause he was with your mum.

602
00:34:20,435 --> 00:34:21,853
'Cause he had you.

603
00:34:23,647 --> 00:34:25,232
'Cause he was a decent man.

604
00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:29,194
Because…

605
00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,114
that's how life is.

606
00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:35,742
Isn't it?

607
00:34:35,826 --> 00:34:36,827
[breathes shakily]

608
00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:44,042
[sighs]

609
00:34:52,301 --> 00:34:53,844
- Get us a beer.
- Hmm.

610
00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:55,971
All right, geezer.

611
00:34:59,892 --> 00:35:01,977
The day I took the Test,

612
00:35:03,604 --> 00:35:06,607
did you give me the money
because you thought it might be you?

613
00:35:10,319 --> 00:35:11,320
[Simon huffs]

614
00:35:18,827 --> 00:35:19,995
Nah.

615
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:32,966
[inhales deeply]

616
00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,092
[Lukas] Good to see ya.

617
00:35:34,176 --> 00:35:36,011
- [attendees chattering]
- [Lukas] Thank you for coming.

618
00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:37,387
Thank you. Appreciate it.

619
00:35:39,223 --> 00:35:40,682
- [Lukas] Hey, man.
- Hey.

620
00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:42,017
- Great to see you.
- How you doing, man?

621
00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:44,353
- [scoffs, blows raspberry] You know.
- Yeah.

622
00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:46,021
[stammers] Thanks for coming.

623
00:35:46,104 --> 00:35:48,565
- Lovely service.
- Thank you. Um…

624
00:35:48,649 --> 00:35:50,859
[inhales deeply]
Laura was nervous, you know?

625
00:35:50,943 --> 00:35:52,861
- So…
- Mmm. She did great.

626
00:35:52,945 --> 00:35:53,946
She did.

627
00:35:54,029 --> 00:35:56,573
[inhales deeply] She did. [sighs]

628
00:35:57,074 --> 00:35:58,867
It's been hard recently.

629
00:35:58,951 --> 00:36:01,537
- Uh, I think she needs you.
- Mmm.

630
00:36:02,371 --> 00:36:06,291
She would never admit it,
but you know how she can get.

631
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,711
Yeah. I think so.

632
00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:13,674
Yeah, last month
she didn't get out of bed for a week.

633
00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:17,636
It was the worst I'd ever seen her.
[inhales deeply]

634
00:36:19,263 --> 00:36:21,056
- She didn't tell me that.
- [sighs]

635
00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:27,604
You know, you've always been
who she turns to

636
00:36:27,688 --> 00:36:29,439
when she wants to get out of her head.

637
00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:31,900
And you two have got jokes I'll never get.

638
00:36:31,984 --> 00:36:33,277
[chuckles]

639
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,571
[smacks lips] And, uh… [sighs]

640
00:36:37,114 --> 00:36:40,409
You know, you've been there
whenever she's needed it.

641
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:41,743
[inhales deeply]

642
00:36:43,328 --> 00:36:47,207
And I just wanna say it's appreciated.
[sighs] Massively, by both of us.

643
00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:50,627
You're welcome.

644
00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:53,881
- Thanks, man.
- Thank you.

645
00:36:55,215 --> 00:36:56,758
[Lukas sighs, chuckles]

646
00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:00,971
- Right. I better…
- Yeah, you should.

647
00:37:01,054 --> 00:37:03,140
- I'll see you in a little while. Okay?
- Yeah.

648
00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,224
[Lukas] Hey, guys.

649
00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:14,234
[Laura] What you gonna do tonight?
Do you know yet?

650
00:37:15,444 --> 00:37:18,864
Maybe you could see the trolls,
what they're doing.

651
00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:21,158
- I don't want--
- [Simon] Hey.

652
00:37:21,742 --> 00:37:22,826
Hey.

653
00:37:24,661 --> 00:37:26,538
- I gotta go.
- You're joking.

654
00:37:26,622 --> 00:37:30,834
I got to be in by 8:00.
It's work stuff. Big boss shit.

655
00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:32,085
Please stay.

656
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,797
You have to talk to
at least some of these people.

657
00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:38,300
Don't make me do that.

658
00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:42,513
Hey. It was good to see you.

659
00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:43,931
I'm sorry for your loss.

660
00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:46,099
Are you being sincere?

661
00:37:46,183 --> 00:37:48,227
Ah. It looks like it.

662
00:37:50,938 --> 00:37:51,939
Sascha.

663
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,441
Ow. Sascha.

664
00:37:55,192 --> 00:37:57,819
- My goodness. So strong.
- [Laura chuckles]

665
00:38:02,324 --> 00:38:03,700
Let's go find Daddy.

666
00:38:07,329 --> 00:38:08,747
- [Sascha] Daddy.
- What's up?

667
00:38:08,830 --> 00:38:10,499
[Sascha] I don't want to go, Daddy.

668
00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:11,834
Where do you want to go?

669
00:38:55,752 --> 00:38:56,753
Fuck.

670
00:39:27,409 --> 00:39:28,493
[knocks on door]

671
00:39:39,129 --> 00:39:41,131
[breathing shakily]

672
00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:50,807
[panting]

673
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:20,587
[moaning, panting]

674
00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:00,210
- [strains]
- Laura.

675
00:41:05,174 --> 00:41:06,175
[sighs]

676
00:41:08,177 --> 00:41:09,553
Fuck.

677
00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:11,138
[panting]

678
00:41:14,016 --> 00:41:16,018
["Ela Foi No Seu Caminho" playing]

679
00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,447
- [Laura] Hey.
- Hey.

680
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:30,365
Let's get this over with.
I've gotta get back.

681
00:41:30,449 --> 00:41:31,450
[door opens]

682
00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:36,705
- Do you want a coffee?
- Yeah.

683
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:40,876
[sighs]

684
00:41:40,959 --> 00:41:43,170
[Simon] Hey.
Could I get two black coffees please?

685
00:41:43,253 --> 00:41:45,130
- [barista] Of course, you can.
- Great. Thanks.

686
00:41:50,135 --> 00:41:51,970
- [barista] There you go.
- [Simon] Thank you.

687
00:42:04,775 --> 00:42:06,151
Thanks for meeting me.

688
00:42:07,069 --> 00:42:09,321
I am this close
to getting a restraining order.

689
00:42:09,404 --> 00:42:11,031
Laura. I've been in hell.

690
00:42:11,949 --> 00:42:15,369
You come over, it's amazing.
You don't say a word and you leave.

691
00:42:15,452 --> 00:42:17,454
I've been texting, I've been calling.

692
00:42:17,538 --> 00:42:19,206
I didn't know if something
had happened to you.

693
00:42:19,289 --> 00:42:21,750
I only came to your office
to make sure you were still alive.

694
00:42:21,834 --> 00:42:23,794
[stammers]
I don't understand what happened.

695
00:42:24,586 --> 00:42:26,380
Well, you took advantage of me.

696
00:42:26,463 --> 00:42:28,549
You came to my house
at 2:00 in the morning.

697
00:42:29,049 --> 00:42:30,050
I was vulnerable.

698
00:42:31,009 --> 00:42:32,594
You kissed me, Laura.

699
00:42:32,678 --> 00:42:34,388
My dad had just died.

700
00:42:37,057 --> 00:42:39,226
You took advantage of me
at the lowest possible moment.

701
00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:42,479
- I'm not going to forgive you for that.
- You can't act like this was all just me.

702
00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:43,939
[Laura] I'm married.

703
00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:49,444
I wish I could… erase the whole thing.

704
00:42:51,822 --> 00:42:54,324
Because I feel
like a complete piece of shit.

705
00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:55,951
And I go home, and I have to live with it.

706
00:42:56,034 --> 00:42:58,203
And you just swan around.
You can fuck whoever you want.

707
00:42:58,287 --> 00:43:00,497
What the fuck are you talking about,
Laura?

708
00:43:00,998 --> 00:43:02,291
I've been going insane.

709
00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:05,169
You can't pretend
it didn't mean something.

710
00:43:05,252 --> 00:43:08,797
It didn't. It didn't mean anything.

711
00:43:11,008 --> 00:43:14,553
I came here to tell you to your face
that I've made a terrible mistake.

712
00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:17,097
- And I'm leaving now.
- Laura.

713
00:43:18,432 --> 00:43:19,766
Laura, this is stupid. Come on.

714
00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:22,060
I'm asking you to please leave me alone.

715
00:43:22,144 --> 00:43:23,770
I really don't want to see you again.

716
00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:32,130
[breathes shakily]

717
00:45:03,412 --> 00:45:05,330
- Madame. [chuckles]
- Don't be weird.

718
00:45:07,165 --> 00:45:09,668
- [porter] You okay, guys? Welcome.
- [Simon] Hey, how you doing?

719
00:45:09,751 --> 00:45:11,461
- How was the drive?
- Yeah. Good, thanks.

720
00:45:11,545 --> 00:45:12,880
[porter] Let me get those for you.

721
00:45:14,631 --> 00:45:15,632
Right this way.

722
00:45:19,887 --> 00:45:20,888
[Laura sighs]

723
00:45:23,932 --> 00:45:26,101
[porter] Mr. and Mrs. Tavistock,
welcome to your room.

724
00:45:26,185 --> 00:45:28,478
- [Laura] Oh, wow.
- [Simon] Thank you very much. Thanks.

725
00:45:28,979 --> 00:45:30,814
Um, listen.

726
00:45:30,898 --> 00:45:33,233
For the record,
I didn't say we were married,

727
00:45:33,317 --> 00:45:34,776
I just booked a room for two.

728
00:45:35,903 --> 00:45:37,946
Oh, no. I know.
I-I thought it was really funny.

729
00:45:38,030 --> 00:45:41,783
Oh, okay. Good. [breathes heavily]

730
00:45:48,165 --> 00:45:50,501
Fucking hell.
Look at the size of this bathroom.

731
00:45:51,126 --> 00:45:52,336
It's bigger than a bedroom.

732
00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:56,798
- [Laura] Wow. It's really big. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]

733
00:45:56,882 --> 00:45:58,509
You can sleep in here if you like.

734
00:45:58,592 --> 00:46:00,219
Sort of ridiculous.

735
00:46:00,302 --> 00:46:02,221
- Yeah.
- Mmm.

736
00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:05,140
[smacks lips] Cool.

737
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,521
Champagne.

738
00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:18,654
"Hot stone bliss."

739
00:46:21,073 --> 00:46:22,783
"Mystic rainforest wrap."

740
00:46:23,325 --> 00:46:25,494
- [chuckles]
- Is this what people do?

741
00:46:28,914 --> 00:46:30,666
[sighs] I feel really nervous.

742
00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:31,834
I feel very nervous, too.

743
00:46:31,917 --> 00:46:35,212
This is why I… I think
I'm reading out names of treatments.

744
00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:38,048
[laughs]

745
00:46:47,683 --> 00:46:50,936
- What do you wanna do?
- [smacks lips, sighs] I don't know.

746
00:46:56,525 --> 00:46:57,651
I think…

747
00:46:58,652 --> 00:47:02,865
I think that I should make a call
and then I can turn my phone off.

748
00:47:02,948 --> 00:47:05,158
And I won't worry about it
or obsess over it.

749
00:47:05,242 --> 00:47:06,243
Right.

750
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,497
Why don't I go for a swim
and I'll, uh, leave you to it?

751
00:47:10,581 --> 00:47:11,582
Okay.

752
00:47:18,755 --> 00:47:19,756
- Simon.
- Yeah?

753
00:47:20,382 --> 00:47:22,551
This is really, really nice.

754
00:47:25,012 --> 00:47:26,013
Thank you.

755
00:47:27,055 --> 00:47:28,432
[inhales sharply] Good luck.

756
00:47:28,515 --> 00:47:30,100
- Thanks.
- I'll see you in a bit.

757
00:48:13,769 --> 00:48:15,145
[Laura] Did you talk to Robbie?

758
00:48:17,689 --> 00:48:19,191
I think that's the right decision.

759
00:48:19,983 --> 00:48:20,984
Yeah.

760
00:48:23,820 --> 00:48:27,032
Yeah, good. I, um,
had three meetings today

761
00:48:27,115 --> 00:48:31,745
and so I think I'm just gonna
enjoy the place where I am.

762
00:48:31,828 --> 00:48:37,584
And there's a big bath, so I'll probably
have a nice bath and, um…

763
00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:39,586
Yeah.

764
00:48:39,670 --> 00:48:41,380
Will you give her a big kiss from me?

765
00:48:43,382 --> 00:48:44,591
Yeah. Love you too.

766
00:48:46,718 --> 00:48:47,719
Bye.

767
00:48:48,595 --> 00:48:49,596
[phone powers down]

768
00:49:02,734 --> 00:49:03,735
[huffs]

769
00:49:08,907 --> 00:49:12,870
[breathes shakily]

770
00:49:24,506 --> 00:49:26,925
- [guest 1 giggles]
- [guest 2] I was trying to play it cool.

771
00:49:27,009 --> 00:49:28,886
[guest 1] Oh, darling. You're always cool.

772
00:49:42,482 --> 00:49:43,984
[breathes deeply]

773
00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,206
Are you ready for your table now, sir?

774
00:50:39,289 --> 00:50:40,290
[smacks lips]

775
00:50:40,791 --> 00:50:43,836
Um, do you know what?
Sorry. Can I just cancel the table?

776
00:50:43,919 --> 00:50:47,130
I'm just gonna stay here and drink.
Thank you.

777
00:50:54,972 --> 00:50:56,431
[sighs]

778
00:51:26,962 --> 00:51:27,963
Hi.

779
00:51:29,590 --> 00:51:30,591
Hi.

780
00:51:35,470 --> 00:51:36,471
Good day?

781
00:51:38,432 --> 00:51:39,975
I went for a walk.

782
00:51:40,058 --> 00:51:41,894
I had a mini panic attack.

783
00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:46,356
Thought about going home.
Nearly did. Came back.

784
00:51:47,065 --> 00:51:48,901
Took a shower. Feel better.

785
00:51:50,277 --> 00:51:51,278
You?

786
00:51:51,778 --> 00:51:56,408
[inhales deeply] Yeah.
I, um, went for a swim.

787
00:51:56,909 --> 00:51:59,203
Thought I'd never see you again.
Tried to drown myself.

788
00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:02,581
Didn't manage it, so I thought…
Try and drink myself to death instead.

789
00:52:02,664 --> 00:52:06,960
But still here. But mostly pretty chill.

790
00:52:07,044 --> 00:52:08,045
[chuckles]

791
00:52:14,384 --> 00:52:16,887
This is very grown-up.

792
00:52:16,970 --> 00:52:18,138
Yeah, I know.

793
00:52:19,556 --> 00:52:21,225
Did you bring any pills?

794
00:52:21,308 --> 00:52:24,353
[chuckles] I really thought
that was your job.

795
00:52:24,436 --> 00:52:27,231
[scoffs] Damn it.

796
00:52:28,815 --> 00:52:29,816
Thank you.

797
00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:32,694
Any drinks for you, madam?

798
00:52:33,529 --> 00:52:36,865
I assume you don't sell MDMA here? Do you?

799
00:52:38,492 --> 00:52:39,493
I'm sorry.

800
00:52:40,202 --> 00:52:43,205
[stammers] Um,
I'll just have what he's having.

801
00:52:44,039 --> 00:52:45,999
Thank you. I'll leave you that.
Thanks very much.

802
00:52:46,083 --> 00:52:47,084
Mmm.

803
00:52:48,961 --> 00:52:49,962
Hmm.

804
00:52:53,131 --> 00:52:54,633
Sorry. I've just… [chuckles]

805
00:52:54,716 --> 00:52:58,470
I've completely forgotten
how to act normal.

806
00:52:58,554 --> 00:53:02,182
Yeah because it's weird.
It's all fucking weird.

807
00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:05,269
[clicks teeth]

808
00:53:07,771 --> 00:53:08,772
[clicks teeth]

809
00:53:10,899 --> 00:53:11,900
Hmm.

810
00:53:16,405 --> 00:53:18,824
Nice to meet you. I'm Gary.

811
00:53:20,826 --> 00:53:24,037
Gary. Nice to meet you.

812
00:53:24,121 --> 00:53:26,039
I'm Sarah.

813
00:53:26,123 --> 00:53:27,124
Sarah, is it?

814
00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:29,918
So, what brings you over here, Sarah?

815
00:53:30,919 --> 00:53:32,462
I'm here for a conference.

816
00:53:32,546 --> 00:53:33,672
Hmm. On?

817
00:53:35,257 --> 00:53:36,341
[stammers] Drug-running.

818
00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:38,677
Pro or anti?

819
00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:44,725
I design boats that operate silently.

820
00:53:44,808 --> 00:53:47,561
- Moving product back and forth.
- Hmm.

821
00:53:48,270 --> 00:53:49,271
And you?

822
00:53:49,771 --> 00:53:53,025
I'm, uh… I'm actually on the run.

823
00:53:53,108 --> 00:53:56,195
I've just embezzled 15 million
of my company's money.

824
00:53:56,278 --> 00:53:58,989
Oof. That's really impressive.

825
00:53:59,072 --> 00:54:02,034
Yeah. It was until
they figured out my password.

826
00:54:02,117 --> 00:54:04,578
- Well, what was it?
- Garyisalegend41.

827
00:54:04,661 --> 00:54:05,662
[chuckles]

828
00:54:07,706 --> 00:54:09,374
- [bartender] Your drink, madam.
- Ugh.

829
00:54:10,542 --> 00:54:11,919
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

830
00:54:13,545 --> 00:54:14,546
It's, uh…

831
00:54:15,214 --> 00:54:19,510
It's funny, I'm actually in the market
for a boat as it goes, Sarah.

832
00:54:20,177 --> 00:54:22,262
Need to make my escape to Saint Lucia.

833
00:54:22,346 --> 00:54:24,556
- Saint Lucia, is it?
- Mm-hmm.

834
00:54:25,891 --> 00:54:27,559
- That's very nice.
- Very nice.

835
00:54:28,268 --> 00:54:29,937
I think I can help you get out there.

836
00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:31,855
- Yeah?
- But there is a catch.

837
00:54:31,939 --> 00:54:34,525
[sighs] I thought there might be.
What is it?

838
00:54:35,901 --> 00:54:39,238
I want in. I'm coming with you.

839
00:54:40,113 --> 00:54:42,699
Hmm. How would that work?

840
00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:47,287
We would have to leave
first thing in the morning.

841
00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:48,747
Get straight to the boat.

842
00:54:48,830 --> 00:54:50,791
We have to get to Saint Lucia
before sunset.

843
00:54:50,874 --> 00:54:52,751
- Fast boat.
- Super fast.

844
00:54:52,835 --> 00:54:54,211
What happens when we get there?

845
00:54:55,462 --> 00:54:57,798
- Buy up all the booze.
- Drink the country dry.

846
00:54:58,549 --> 00:55:00,676
Downshift into pills.

847
00:55:00,759 --> 00:55:03,595
And smack. If they have any.

848
00:55:06,139 --> 00:55:07,558
There is another catch.

849
00:55:07,641 --> 00:55:09,393
Oh. What is it?

850
00:55:10,644 --> 00:55:13,689
We would have to be at it all day,
every day

851
00:55:13,772 --> 00:55:16,525
because I have
a voracious sexual appetite.

852
00:55:16,608 --> 00:55:17,609
[chuckles]

853
00:55:20,529 --> 00:55:22,990
- Really?
- Yes. Bit of a deal-breaker, I'm afraid.

854
00:55:26,285 --> 00:55:29,371
[inhales deeply] Well… [sighs]

855
00:55:30,581 --> 00:55:31,915
If it gets me the boat.

856
00:55:36,587 --> 00:55:37,838
Let's drink to that, Gary.

857
00:55:38,839 --> 00:55:39,840
Why not, hey, Sarah?

858
00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:16,418
[giggles]

859
00:56:19,546 --> 00:56:20,839
- Huh?
- Hmm.

860
00:56:20,923 --> 00:56:22,799
[humming]

861
00:56:53,872 --> 00:56:56,500
[Laura panting]

862
00:57:01,255 --> 00:57:02,923
- [laughing]
- [Simon] Fucking hell.

863
00:57:06,176 --> 00:57:09,429
[Laura] What about the 7th?
'Cause I'm gonna be in Ireland then.

864
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:10,639
[Simon] I'm in Wales then.

865
00:57:10,722 --> 00:57:12,850
[Laura] That still works.
We can meet halfway in a boat.

866
00:57:12,933 --> 00:57:14,643
- [Simon chuckles]
- [Laura] It's been decided.

867
00:57:14,726 --> 00:57:18,021
You come find me in Ireland the minute you
finish your boring work thing in Wales.

868
00:57:18,105 --> 00:57:19,731
Are you gonna give me a clue?
Where in Ireland?

869
00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,191
[Laura] No. You have to guess it.

870
00:57:21,275 --> 00:57:23,318
- [giggles]
- [Laura] Or I can just text it to you.

871
00:57:23,402 --> 00:57:24,903
Whichever's easiest. But I gotta go.

872
00:57:24,987 --> 00:57:26,363
[giggles]

873
00:57:26,446 --> 00:57:28,490
[panting]

874
00:57:31,076 --> 00:57:33,328
Lukas is taking Sascha to see
Glasgow Granny next Tuesday.

875
00:57:33,412 --> 00:57:35,205
Maybe we can slip out for a night then.

876
00:57:35,289 --> 00:57:37,207
[Simon sighs] I've got an interview
in Spain next week.

877
00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:38,417
Do you do this just to torture me?

878
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,711
[Simon] Oh, yes.
That is how I arrange my diary.

879
00:57:45,382 --> 00:57:47,885
[Laura] Next one I can do
is maybe the weekend of the 23rd.

880
00:57:47,968 --> 00:57:50,929
[Simon] That seems so far away.
What am I meant to do in the meantime?

881
00:57:51,013 --> 00:57:53,473
[Laura] Make a cardboard cutout of my face
and put it on the wall.

882
00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:54,558
[Simon chuckles]

883
00:57:54,641 --> 00:57:56,518
- And just stare at it longingly?
- [Laura] Yeah.

884
00:57:56,602 --> 00:57:58,020
- [Simon] With an erection?
- [laughing] Yeah.

885
00:57:58,103 --> 00:57:59,771
I think you'd be an amazing dad.

886
00:57:59,855 --> 00:58:00,856
Why? Because mine's a cunt?

887
00:58:01,982 --> 00:58:02,983
- Now.
- [chuckles]

888
00:58:03,066 --> 00:58:04,568
- [Simon shouts]
- [screams]

889
00:58:06,028 --> 00:58:07,821
[Simon] My mum was asking about you.

890
00:58:07,905 --> 00:58:08,906
Was she?

891
00:58:08,989 --> 00:58:11,533
Yeah. Said, "How is she?
Do you still see her?"

892
00:58:12,034 --> 00:58:14,369
I said, "Yeah, I do." I said,
"You know what? I do see her a bit."

893
00:58:14,453 --> 00:58:16,914
I said, "We're actually
still really good friends."

894
00:58:16,997 --> 00:58:18,165
She was very happy to hear that.

895
00:58:18,248 --> 00:58:19,917
[Laura] Is that what you said?
We're good friends?

896
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,961
- I said we're, like, really close.
- So close.

897
00:58:23,045 --> 00:58:26,548
I said we're so close
that I'm actually inside her sometimes.

898
00:58:31,845 --> 00:58:33,013
- [chuckles]
- [giggles]

899
00:58:33,096 --> 00:58:35,599
[both panting, grunting]

900
00:58:41,813 --> 00:58:43,649
- Now.
- Nowhere near.

901
00:58:45,067 --> 00:58:46,568
[Laura] How old were you
when they split up?

902
00:58:46,652 --> 00:58:48,737
[Simon] Um, just like eight or nine.

903
00:58:48,820 --> 00:58:50,405
[Laura] Did you still see him after that?

904
00:58:50,489 --> 00:58:56,078
[Simon] Well, he had this new girlfriend,
and she was a drunk and horrible.

905
00:58:56,161 --> 00:58:59,998
And, um… [inhales deeply] …one weekend
he picked me up and we were in the car,

906
00:59:00,082 --> 00:59:03,627
and I said to him that
I just didn't want to go there.

907
00:59:03,710 --> 00:59:07,005
And I was like, "Can we just
hang out, just the two of us?"

908
00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:09,383
And he went really, really quiet.

909
00:59:09,883 --> 00:59:11,510
And he turned the car around,

910
00:59:12,177 --> 00:59:15,848
and he drove me back home,
and he dropped me off.

911
00:59:17,683 --> 00:59:19,643
And that was the last time
we ever saw him.

912
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,650
What's this look?

913
00:59:27,442 --> 00:59:30,487
You know that when you're open
with me, it really turns me on?

914
00:59:30,571 --> 00:59:31,780
[chuckles] Fucking hell.

915
00:59:32,823 --> 00:59:34,324
You are a pervert.

916
00:59:48,630 --> 00:59:50,424
I got called in the other day.

917
00:59:52,259 --> 00:59:56,263
They want me to open
an office in Hong Kong.

918
00:59:57,806 --> 00:59:59,349
They're trying to go international.

919
01:00:02,311 --> 01:00:03,312
Oh.

920
01:00:04,062 --> 01:00:05,063
[grunts]

921
01:00:09,943 --> 01:00:12,154
That sounds like quite a big opportunity.

922
01:00:13,155 --> 01:00:14,156
Yeah.

923
01:00:16,241 --> 01:00:18,160
Would take me very far away.

924
01:00:21,205 --> 01:00:23,040
- Yeah.
- [inhales deeply]

925
01:00:44,811 --> 01:00:46,271
Right. I'll walk you.

926
01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:47,981
No, it's okay.

927
01:00:48,857 --> 01:00:49,983
- Sure?
- Yeah.

928
01:00:52,486 --> 01:00:53,570
Thanks. [chuckles]

929
01:01:00,410 --> 01:01:01,745
I can't leave Lukas.

930
01:01:02,996 --> 01:01:04,414
And I would never ask you to.

931
01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:09,670
I love you.

932
01:01:12,923 --> 01:01:13,924
Yeah?

933
01:01:16,176 --> 01:01:17,177
I love you too.

934
01:01:19,638 --> 01:01:20,639
Get out of here.

935
01:01:39,992 --> 01:01:41,994
[church bells ringing]

936
01:01:46,915 --> 01:01:48,584
[attendee]
Oh, I think I just saw Claire go in.

937
01:01:48,667 --> 01:01:51,503
[Lukas] Hey, Simon. Simon.

938
01:01:52,004 --> 01:01:53,005
Hey.

939
01:01:53,505 --> 01:01:54,506
Hey, mate.

940
01:01:56,258 --> 01:01:58,218
- [Simon] Good to see you.
- You too. [grunts]

941
01:01:58,719 --> 01:02:00,137
- [Simon] Hello, you.
- Hello, dickhead.

942
01:02:00,220 --> 01:02:01,471
[Simon chuckles]

943
01:02:01,555 --> 01:02:02,723
[chuckles]

944
01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:04,057
How's it going?

945
01:02:04,141 --> 01:02:05,184
Uh, yeah. Good.

946
01:02:05,267 --> 01:02:07,311
Should we go to the… Should we go on in?

947
01:02:07,394 --> 01:02:08,520
- Yeah?
- [Lukas, Simon] Yeah, yeah.

948
01:02:08,604 --> 01:02:10,731
- Great.
- Oh. You get parked all right?

949
01:02:10,814 --> 01:02:11,940
Uh, just down there a bit.

950
01:02:12,024 --> 01:02:13,317
Oh, nice. [sucks teeth]

951
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,444
Listen… [clicks tongue] …uh,

952
01:02:15,527 --> 01:02:18,822
be good if, uh, you and me could
have a proper chat later.

953
01:02:19,865 --> 01:02:21,617
Yeah. Sure.

954
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:22,701
Nice one.

955
01:02:23,202 --> 01:02:25,078
How are ya? Looking forward to today.

956
01:02:25,162 --> 01:02:28,582
Ladies and gentlemen,
please stand for the bride and bride.

957
01:02:30,959 --> 01:02:32,961
[guests cheering]

958
01:02:34,922 --> 01:02:35,923
Beautiful!

959
01:02:37,799 --> 01:02:38,842
Whoo!

960
01:02:38,926 --> 01:02:39,927
Whoo!

961
01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:42,513
[whistling]

962
01:02:46,808 --> 01:02:48,810
- [pop music playing]
- [chattering]

963
01:02:55,943 --> 01:02:56,944
[Lukas] There he is.

964
01:02:57,986 --> 01:03:00,155
- Hey, mate. [groans] How you doing?
- Hey.

965
01:03:00,239 --> 01:03:01,949
- [chuckles] Good, man. Hey.
- Having a good night?

966
01:03:02,032 --> 01:03:03,116
Yeah. Good. You?

967
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,494
Yeah. Brilliant. Um… Oh, yeah.
Let me get you a drink.

968
01:03:05,577 --> 01:03:08,455
Oh. I just ordered a whole round.
Do you want something?

969
01:03:08,539 --> 01:03:11,750
- Uh… [stammers] Yeah, fuck it. Tequila.
- Okay.

970
01:03:11,834 --> 01:03:14,419
Excuse me, man.
Sorry. Can I also get a tequila?

971
01:03:14,503 --> 01:03:15,712
- [Lukas] Cheers.
- Thank you.

972
01:03:15,796 --> 01:03:18,841
- [Lukas] So, how you doing? You good?
- Yeah. I'm good. How are you?

973
01:03:18,924 --> 01:03:22,427
Yeah. Things are, uh…
Things are pretty great, actually.

974
01:03:22,511 --> 01:03:26,139
Um… uh, Sascha's at such a great age,

975
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:27,975
and Laura's, um…

976
01:03:29,142 --> 01:03:33,647
Laura's in a good place right now.
So, I feel very lucky.

977
01:03:34,147 --> 01:03:36,567
Ah. I'm… I'm glad to hear it.

978
01:03:36,650 --> 01:03:37,901
Thanks.

979
01:03:41,780 --> 01:03:42,906
[chuckles]

980
01:03:43,532 --> 01:03:46,201
Listen, Simon, I've got to ask. Um…

981
01:03:47,536 --> 01:03:49,538
has something happened with you and Laura?

982
01:03:51,373 --> 01:03:52,374
What do you mean?

983
01:03:52,958 --> 01:03:54,585
I don't know. Did something happen?

984
01:03:54,668 --> 01:03:59,089
I feel like we haven't seen you in, like…
[stammers] …a year or something, man.

985
01:04:00,132 --> 01:04:02,426
Look, whatever it is,
I'm sure we can work it out.

986
01:04:03,093 --> 01:04:04,970
I'm sure Laura misses you. I do.

987
01:04:05,762 --> 01:04:07,931
Ah, man, no.

988
01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:11,643
We're good. I mean,
we're the same as ever, I think.

989
01:04:12,144 --> 01:04:13,395
At least as far as I'm concerned.

990
01:04:13,478 --> 01:04:16,148
I-I've just been
fucking so busy with work.

991
01:04:16,231 --> 01:04:17,774
I haven't seen anyone is the truth.

992
01:04:17,858 --> 01:04:19,943
Okay. Yeah. You sure?

993
01:04:20,027 --> 01:04:23,739
I-I think so. Yeah.
Unless she said something. I'm…

994
01:04:24,239 --> 01:04:27,367
- No. No, look… No, look… Hey, look…
- Yeah. There…

995
01:04:27,451 --> 01:04:29,411
- …good. I'm glad. I was worried.
- Okay.

996
01:04:29,494 --> 01:04:33,332
It's just… Well, it's just fucking better
when you're in our lives.

997
01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:35,501
- So…
- Man, that's…

998
01:04:37,169 --> 01:04:39,713
- You're very kind, and I appreciate that.
- No worries.

999
01:04:40,339 --> 01:04:41,715
Wait. So, listen, what's going on?

1000
01:04:41,798 --> 01:04:46,136
Laura said that, um, you…
you've taken a job in Hong Kong.

1001
01:04:46,803 --> 01:04:49,515
Oh. No. I had to let that go. I, um…

1002
01:04:49,598 --> 01:04:51,225
[clears throat] …I had too much
going on here.

1003
01:04:51,308 --> 01:04:53,685
Cheers, pal. Ah, right, right.

1004
01:04:54,603 --> 01:04:56,522
Right, yeah. Lots keeping you here.

1005
01:04:57,356 --> 01:04:59,358
I should get these back to people,
'cause they're gonna…

1006
01:04:59,441 --> 01:05:01,818
- No. I know, sorry.
- No. You're… I'm glad we got to catch up.

1007
01:05:01,902 --> 01:05:03,529
- Right. Me too.
- Listen, I'll see you in a bit.

1008
01:05:03,612 --> 01:05:05,197
- Okay. See you in a bit.
- Thank you.

1009
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,824
Throwing some shapes here.
You better not be drink-driving.

1010
01:05:07,908 --> 01:05:09,201
No. This is zero alcohol.

1011
01:05:09,284 --> 01:05:10,994
Good man. Right, I'll see you in a bit.

1012
01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:13,247
["Space Age Love Song" playing]

1013
01:05:13,330 --> 01:05:14,831
[chatting inaudibly]

1014
01:05:18,126 --> 01:05:21,129
- ["Love Letters" playing]
- [chatting inaudibly]

1015
01:05:40,899 --> 01:05:41,900
[Laura chuckling]

1016
01:05:48,949 --> 01:05:50,158
[chuckles]

1017
01:05:56,039 --> 01:05:57,541
[chatting inaudibly]

1018
01:06:07,384 --> 01:06:09,386
[song continues]

1019
01:06:42,503 --> 01:06:47,799
[announcer over PA] SA-84 to Amsterdam
is departing in ten minutes from gate ten.

1020
01:06:48,592 --> 01:06:52,554
- Final call. Flight SA-84 to Amsterdam.
- [phone buzzing]

1021
01:06:53,889 --> 01:06:54,973
Hey. Where are you?

1022
01:06:55,057 --> 01:06:57,809
[Laura] Hey. Look… [sighs]

1023
01:06:57,893 --> 01:07:00,270
I'm still at home.
I don't think I'm gonna make it.

1024
01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:01,730
- You're joking.
- I know. I'm sorry.

1025
01:07:01,813 --> 01:07:03,857
I said that I was gonna go away
with Jennie for press,

1026
01:07:03,941 --> 01:07:05,442
and then, well,
she couldn't get a hold of me.

1027
01:07:05,526 --> 01:07:07,903
She called Lukas,
and it's been a fucking nightmare.

1028
01:07:08,904 --> 01:07:09,905
Are you there now?

1029
01:07:09,988 --> 01:07:13,075
Yeah. I'm stood in departures
like a fucking plum.

1030
01:07:13,158 --> 01:07:15,202
I'm sorry. I want to be there.

1031
01:07:15,285 --> 01:07:20,290
No. Don't be.
It's fine. It's just… disappointing.

1032
01:07:20,374 --> 01:07:21,750
Maybe you should go anyway.

1033
01:07:21,834 --> 01:07:23,377
It could be a nice solo trip.
It's all booked.

1034
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:24,962
No. It's pointless without you.

1035
01:07:25,838 --> 01:07:26,839
I'm sorry.

1036
01:07:26,922 --> 01:07:28,423
Please stop apologizing. I'm not…

1037
01:07:28,507 --> 01:07:30,467
- Laura, seen the car keys anywhere?
- …annoyed at you. I'm just…

1038
01:07:30,551 --> 01:07:32,845
- I think I have to go. I'm sorry.
- …I was really looking forward…

1039
01:07:32,928 --> 01:07:33,929
to actually…

1040
01:07:52,823 --> 01:07:53,949
- Yes.
- Whoo!

1041
01:08:02,165 --> 01:08:03,166
[pants]

1042
01:08:05,169 --> 01:08:06,920
[blows, inhales sharply]

1043
01:08:14,678 --> 01:08:17,264
- [electronic shooting]
- [arcade game characters squealing]

1044
01:08:20,559 --> 01:08:24,438
[Laura exclaims, laughs] I can't steer!

1045
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:27,774
- I'm so bad. Is your chair moving?
- [Simon chuckles] No.

1046
01:08:30,319 --> 01:08:32,279
[Laura exclaims, laughs]

1047
01:08:33,654 --> 01:08:35,616
[electronic voice] Well done. You win!

1048
01:08:36,867 --> 01:08:39,578
- [Simon] Yeah. Beautiful.
- [exclaims, sighs]

1049
01:08:40,953 --> 01:08:41,955
Yeah.

1050
01:08:43,582 --> 01:08:45,417
- Yes.
- [chuckles]

1051
01:08:46,335 --> 01:08:48,712
- [child speaking indistinctly]
- [adult] Okay, don't go too far.

1052
01:08:49,337 --> 01:08:51,590
[electronic voice 2] Game over.
Wanna try again?

1053
01:08:59,014 --> 01:09:01,433
- Bullshit.
- [electronic voice 2] Game over.

1054
01:09:01,517 --> 01:09:04,603
- Right. Down the Clown?
- Yeah.

1055
01:09:04,685 --> 01:09:08,189
[Laura] Shit. Lukas, I'm so sorry.
I've completely messed up the dates.

1056
01:09:08,689 --> 01:09:12,569
Yeah. No, no, no. It's fine.
It's absolutely fine. I can cancel it.

1057
01:09:14,321 --> 01:09:18,158
Yeah. Um, well, I'll…
I'll come home first thing tomorrow.

1058
01:09:18,242 --> 01:09:21,411
I can leave early.
No, no, no. No… No worries.

1059
01:09:21,495 --> 01:09:23,538
- Give her a kiss from me, okay? Love you.
- [sighs]

1060
01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:30,045
Do you ever think about Andrea?

1061
01:09:38,679 --> 01:09:39,680
Sometimes.

1062
01:09:45,644 --> 01:09:47,187
She knew, didn't she?

1063
01:09:54,987 --> 01:09:56,071
Did you love her?

1064
01:10:02,619 --> 01:10:03,620
I tried to.

1065
01:10:10,252 --> 01:10:11,253
Sorry.

1066
01:10:13,172 --> 01:10:14,173
Don't be.

1067
01:10:15,924 --> 01:10:17,551
It was never like it is with you.

1068
01:10:20,762 --> 01:10:24,391
I know, but she must
look over every moment

1069
01:10:24,474 --> 01:10:28,270
and wonder if when you said, "I love you,"
you really meant it.

1070
01:10:30,564 --> 01:10:31,732
What's going on?

1071
01:10:38,238 --> 01:10:39,823
We hurt people.

1072
01:10:40,991 --> 01:10:43,285
And they don't even know
that we're doing it to them.

1073
01:10:53,128 --> 01:10:54,630
People get divorced.

1074
01:11:00,093 --> 01:11:01,094
Don't.

1075
01:11:03,138 --> 01:11:04,973
It happens all the time.

1076
01:11:07,351 --> 01:11:08,644
We have a child.

1077
01:11:10,103 --> 01:11:12,022
Even people with children.

1078
01:11:20,614 --> 01:11:22,741
I'm not going to leave Lukas.

1079
01:11:23,742 --> 01:11:26,328
I don't think you really understand
how complicated it is for me.

1080
01:11:27,496 --> 01:11:28,830
Do you think it's easy for me?

1081
01:11:29,540 --> 01:11:31,250
Do you know what happens
after we leave each other?

1082
01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:34,837
I have to, like, go home alone
and sit in the dark,

1083
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:37,923
and just wait
until you deign to see me again.

1084
01:11:38,006 --> 01:11:41,134
And I have a husband, and a child,
and a perfect life that I keep ruining.

1085
01:11:41,218 --> 01:11:43,887
And every time he's kind to me,
I feel like a fucking monster.

1086
01:11:43,971 --> 01:11:45,180
I know. I get it.

1087
01:11:45,264 --> 01:11:46,265
No, you don't.

1088
01:11:47,391 --> 01:11:49,434
You don't get it.
You get all the good bits.

1089
01:11:49,518 --> 01:11:52,771
I'm sorry. It's very…
It's easy for you. It just is.

1090
01:12:07,327 --> 01:12:08,328
What are you doing?

1091
01:12:09,204 --> 01:12:11,415
I'm not gonna have an argument
in my fucking pants.

1092
01:12:14,418 --> 01:12:18,463
Okay. Shall I get dressed as well then?

1093
01:12:23,135 --> 01:12:24,136
[sighs]

1094
01:12:34,021 --> 01:12:35,480
This isn't enough for me anymore.

1095
01:12:38,567 --> 01:12:39,735
What are you saying?

1096
01:12:40,736 --> 01:12:41,987
You have to leave him.

1097
01:12:43,071 --> 01:12:44,364
Don't. You promised me.

1098
01:12:44,448 --> 01:12:45,490
Yeah. That was years ago.

1099
01:12:45,574 --> 01:12:46,658
No. You promised me.

1100
01:12:46,742 --> 01:12:48,619
People change, Laura.
I'm allowed to change.

1101
01:12:48,702 --> 01:12:50,621
I don't think
you want anything more, Simon.

1102
01:12:50,704 --> 01:12:52,748
There are things
that I keep from you on purpose

1103
01:12:52,831 --> 01:12:54,750
'cause I literally don't think
you could cope with them.

1104
01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:57,711
That's all I want. All I want
is to be with you through all of it.

1105
01:12:57,794 --> 01:12:59,129
But I don't want you to be.

1106
01:12:59,213 --> 01:13:01,840
That's not what we do.
I have somebody for that.

1107
01:13:01,924 --> 01:13:05,344
I love Lukas. I do, and I don't
want to leave him. I told you that.

1108
01:13:05,427 --> 01:13:06,595
I'm sorry.

1109
01:13:11,934 --> 01:13:13,143
[Simon sighs]

1110
01:13:23,862 --> 01:13:25,656
Maybe you should take the Test.

1111
01:13:27,407 --> 01:13:29,660
It works. It really does.
It could be good for you.

1112
01:13:29,743 --> 01:13:31,578
[chuckles] That's your answer?

1113
01:13:32,079 --> 01:13:34,289
[stammers] I want you to be happy.

1114
01:13:34,373 --> 01:13:37,125
I don't need to take the Test.
I already know. It's you.

1115
01:13:37,793 --> 01:13:38,836
You're my soul mate.

1116
01:13:41,588 --> 01:13:42,589
But I'm not.

1117
01:13:49,054 --> 01:13:50,931
[breathes deeply]

1118
01:14:07,322 --> 01:14:11,118
I have always been there for you.
Don't tell me I only get the good bits.

1119
01:14:11,660 --> 01:14:14,913
I've given up half my life for you
because I love you. Is that not clear?

1120
01:14:14,997 --> 01:14:16,665
But this is all it was ever gonna be.

1121
01:14:19,376 --> 01:14:21,753
[chuckles] Yeah.

1122
01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:26,466
[Laura] Fuck's sake.

1123
01:14:26,550 --> 01:14:27,926
You're actually leaving?

1124
01:14:29,011 --> 01:14:32,389
Don't be so stupid.
You're being a fucking child.

1125
01:14:32,472 --> 01:14:35,517
You're being a fucking child, Simon.
Come back.

1126
01:14:35,601 --> 01:14:37,311
You're being a fucking child.

1127
01:14:38,187 --> 01:14:40,981
But don't worry about me 'cause
I'm gonna be fucking fine without you.

1128
01:14:41,857 --> 01:14:42,858
Yeah. You will be.

1129
01:14:51,825 --> 01:14:53,952
[inhales, exhales] Fuck.

1130
01:14:58,665 --> 01:15:00,667
[indistinct chattering]

1131
01:15:03,295 --> 01:15:07,424
[door opens, closes]

1132
01:15:08,967 --> 01:15:11,136
- Hey.
- Oh. Don't get up. Don't get up.

1133
01:15:11,929 --> 01:15:13,931
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hi. [kisses]

1134
01:15:14,014 --> 01:15:16,517
- Thanks for coming.
- [clears throat] So sorry. I'm so late.

1135
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,852
Oh, don't be silly.
It's London. It's rush hour.

1136
01:15:18,936 --> 01:15:20,395
- You ran.
- Yeah.

1137
01:15:30,822 --> 01:15:31,823
Hey.

1138
01:15:32,658 --> 01:15:36,703
- Hi. It is so good to see you. [groans]
- [exclaims]

1139
01:15:36,787 --> 01:15:37,788
Yeah.

1140
01:15:37,871 --> 01:15:40,249
Manny did a thing for my magazine once.

1141
01:15:40,916 --> 01:15:43,335
He said that you'd had
a series of terrible dates.

1142
01:15:43,418 --> 01:15:44,962
- He's not wrong. [chuckles]
- Right.

1143
01:15:45,045 --> 01:15:47,047
He said to me, "You have to meet her

1144
01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:49,466
because everyone she's met recently
is a massive dick."

1145
01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:51,844
And I thought, "So, what,
you're just adding me to that list?"

1146
01:15:51,927 --> 01:15:53,011
That's how Manny pitched it?

1147
01:15:53,095 --> 01:15:54,388
- That's how Manny set up the date?
- Right.

1148
01:15:54,471 --> 01:15:57,224
- Okay. Right. [chuckles]
- Great. Thanks, Manny.

1149
01:15:57,307 --> 01:15:59,768
Have you ever had it where
you meet the person and you're like,

1150
01:15:59,852 --> 01:16:04,439
"What on earth did I say that made you
think I would get on with this freak?"

1151
01:16:04,523 --> 01:16:06,525
- I do know exactly what you mean. Yeah.
- Yeah. [chuckles]

1152
01:16:06,608 --> 01:16:08,026
- I've had that a lot.
- Yeah.

1153
01:16:08,110 --> 01:16:09,653
Well, Manny told me
that you hate the Test.

1154
01:16:09,736 --> 01:16:11,405
- So, sold me.
- Ah.

1155
01:16:12,155 --> 01:16:14,658
Hate it. Ruined all our lives. You?

1156
01:16:14,741 --> 01:16:15,742
Yeah. Absolutely.

1157
01:16:15,826 --> 01:16:20,163
Wish they'd never found the bloody thing.
Fucking scientists.

1158
01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:26,211
We might be the last two people on earth
still holding out.

1159
01:16:26,295 --> 01:16:29,339
Yeah. Hold that thought.
I'll be back in a minute.

1160
01:16:35,971 --> 01:16:37,723
- [Andrea] His name's Patrice.
- Patrice.

1161
01:16:37,806 --> 01:16:39,850
- [chuckles] And he lives in Argentina.
- Oh.

1162
01:16:39,933 --> 01:16:42,186
Yeah. Bit of a nightmare, but, um,

1163
01:16:42,269 --> 01:16:45,314
yeah, we're seeing each other again
this October, and…

1164
01:16:46,273 --> 01:16:48,942
Yeah. We talk every day,
and he's just really hot.

1165
01:16:49,026 --> 01:16:53,906
This is so brilliant because you were
quite against the Test.

1166
01:16:53,989 --> 01:16:55,407
So, what happened?

1167
01:16:55,490 --> 01:17:00,329
Yeah. Well, um, it was you, actually.

1168
01:17:01,121 --> 01:17:02,206
What? How?

1169
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:05,042
Uh…

1170
01:17:05,792 --> 01:17:11,131
Look, I kn… I know that there was
something going on with Simon.

1171
01:17:11,215 --> 01:17:13,300
Maybe it was something.
Maybe it was nothing.

1172
01:17:13,383 --> 01:17:15,260
I don't know. It doesn't matter.

1173
01:17:16,220 --> 01:17:21,183
I just know that he definitely loved you.

1174
01:17:21,892 --> 01:17:24,269
Um, and that there was something there.

1175
01:17:24,353 --> 01:17:27,397
But I haven't…
I mean, I haven't seen Simon in ages.

1176
01:17:27,481 --> 01:17:30,943
Yeah. No. Honestly, it's fine.
I understand it.

1177
01:17:31,026 --> 01:17:34,821
And I was upset about it for, like,
a really long time,

1178
01:17:34,905 --> 01:17:38,825
but I… I just realize that,

1179
01:17:40,661 --> 01:17:44,373
you know, all this time later
and you're still with Lukas.

1180
01:17:45,374 --> 01:17:47,709
Right? [chuckles] And he's still with you.

1181
01:17:47,793 --> 01:17:49,670
And that's forever.

1182
01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:53,173
And you guys are really happy, right?

1183
01:17:53,257 --> 01:17:54,800
Yeah. Yes.

1184
01:17:55,676 --> 01:17:58,512
I… I love Lukas.

1185
01:17:59,513 --> 01:18:00,973
We're really very happy.

1186
01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:04,184
Mmm. Yeah. See, that was it.

1187
01:18:04,268 --> 01:18:06,979
You're the proof. [sighs]

1188
01:18:07,062 --> 01:18:10,607
And when I met Patrice
I, um… I just felt it.

1189
01:18:12,568 --> 01:18:13,694
I'm really happy for you.

1190
01:18:14,695 --> 01:18:15,696
Thank you.

1191
01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:20,284
[sighs] Um, this is me.

1192
01:18:21,076 --> 01:18:22,077
Okay.

1193
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,121
That was fun.

1194
01:18:24,204 --> 01:18:25,664
Yeah. It was.

1195
01:18:26,957 --> 01:18:29,168
Should we do it again?

1196
01:18:30,127 --> 01:18:33,755
Yeah. Sure. Let's.

1197
01:18:41,305 --> 01:18:43,932
See, so fun, making our own choices.

1198
01:18:48,103 --> 01:18:49,229
See you soon.

1199
01:19:00,616 --> 01:19:01,742
[phone chimes]

1200
01:19:15,255 --> 01:19:17,216
- Hi. Sorry I'm late.
- Hi, Jennie.

1201
01:19:17,299 --> 01:19:19,801
- It's okay. I factored in Jennie time.
- [laughs] Fuck you.

1202
01:19:19,885 --> 01:19:22,137
- You smell good.
- You smell good also.

1203
01:19:22,221 --> 01:19:25,474
- You ready to do the intro like you said?
- Yep, absolutely.

1204
01:19:25,557 --> 01:19:28,936
Okay, so we just need some chairs in here.
I think Jay's ready to go.

1205
01:19:29,019 --> 01:19:30,687
Does she know
which chapter she's gonna do?

1206
01:19:30,771 --> 01:19:31,772
Yes, she does.

1207
01:19:31,855 --> 01:19:33,482
- She said chapter nine or ten.
- Okay.

1208
01:19:33,565 --> 01:19:36,610
She hasn't decided.
You know what she's like at the moment.

1209
01:19:40,322 --> 01:19:42,658
- Hi.
- At least they have drinks.

1210
01:19:42,741 --> 01:19:45,035
Yeah. Uh, please.

1211
01:19:45,536 --> 01:19:46,995
- May we?
- Thank you.

1212
01:19:47,913 --> 01:19:48,914
Hi.

1213
01:19:49,915 --> 01:19:50,916
[journalist] Simon.

1214
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,293
- Indi.
- How are you?

1215
01:19:53,377 --> 01:19:55,254
- How are you, man? Good to see you.
- Very well.

1216
01:19:55,754 --> 01:19:59,883
Indi wrote for the summer issue,
and, uh, is excellent at deadlines,

1217
01:19:59,967 --> 01:20:01,885
- which is a rarity, so thank you.
- That's very kind.

1218
01:20:01,969 --> 01:20:04,388
He wasn't saying that to me
last time I saw him.

1219
01:20:04,972 --> 01:20:06,473
So, how did you find the opening?

1220
01:20:06,557 --> 01:20:09,601
[Simon's partner]
I actually… I find it fascinating.

1221
01:20:09,685 --> 01:20:11,687
[speaking indistinctly]

1222
01:20:13,063 --> 01:20:14,064
Who's that?

1223
01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:17,025
That is a…

1224
01:20:17,568 --> 01:20:19,444
Um, he used to date a friend of mine.

1225
01:20:19,528 --> 01:20:21,822
Quite a long time ago,
so I haven't seen him in years.

1226
01:20:21,905 --> 01:20:25,409
Well, he's with the journo from Culture,
so I hope she gives us a good write-up.

1227
01:20:25,492 --> 01:20:26,493
Are you coming?

1228
01:20:26,577 --> 01:20:29,621
Do you know what, Jennie, um,
do you mind doing the intro?

1229
01:20:29,705 --> 01:20:30,914
What, what's wrong?

1230
01:20:30,998 --> 01:20:33,500
I just… I'm not feel…
I don't think I feel very good.

1231
01:20:33,584 --> 01:20:34,751
- Um…
- Yeah. Sure.

1232
01:20:35,252 --> 01:20:37,045
You know I love public speaking.

1233
01:20:38,589 --> 01:20:42,050
Hello and welcome, everyone.

1234
01:20:42,134 --> 01:20:44,511
Wonderful to see you here this evening.

1235
01:20:44,595 --> 01:20:47,556
We've got a very special evening
planned for you.

1236
01:20:47,639 --> 01:20:51,059
"Even if she'd been able to
articulate her feelings,

1237
01:20:51,143 --> 01:20:53,729
she was sure Craig wouldn't
understand them.

1238
01:20:54,229 --> 01:20:58,442
He didn't strike her as a man stirred
by matters of the heart.

1239
01:20:59,193 --> 01:21:01,778
What kind of a woman likes
the sound of a man

1240
01:21:01,862 --> 01:21:06,241
she first communicated with
by an adult-text-messaging service?

1241
01:21:07,034 --> 01:21:09,119
But still, she couldn't figure out why

1242
01:21:09,828 --> 01:21:13,749
Andrew's messages over the next six hours
were just different.

1243
01:21:14,416 --> 01:21:18,170
He had the same punctuation
and letters available to him.

1244
01:21:18,670 --> 01:21:23,634
The same basic lexicon with its tricks,
flaws, limitations and scope.

1245
01:21:23,717 --> 01:21:27,763
It was something
closer to feeling than to language.

1246
01:21:28,263 --> 01:21:31,934
From these same 26 chunks of the alphabet

1247
01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:35,562
and the ways humans have devised
to blend them together,

1248
01:21:35,646 --> 01:21:40,692
and carve them into pieces,
he was able to conjure a connection."

1249
01:21:42,110 --> 01:21:43,612
[breathing shakily]

1250
01:21:50,410 --> 01:21:52,538
- Laura!
- [sighs]

1251
01:22:04,842 --> 01:22:06,009
You were just gonna leave?

1252
01:22:07,094 --> 01:22:08,887
No "Hi, Simon. How you doing?"

1253
01:22:10,264 --> 01:22:12,182
Hi, Simon. How you doing?

1254
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:14,643
I'm good. Thanks.

1255
01:22:16,103 --> 01:22:17,354
You?

1256
01:22:24,444 --> 01:22:25,445
You look good.

1257
01:22:26,697 --> 01:22:28,198
Thank you. So do you.

1258
01:22:30,450 --> 01:22:31,451
How's Lukas?

1259
01:22:32,661 --> 01:22:33,829
He's great.

1260
01:22:34,788 --> 01:22:35,789
And Sascha?

1261
01:22:37,291 --> 01:22:38,292
Yeah, she's good.

1262
01:22:40,043 --> 01:22:41,044
Good.

1263
01:22:45,215 --> 01:22:46,633
I'm here with my girlfriend.

1264
01:22:49,052 --> 01:22:50,345
That's great.

1265
01:22:50,429 --> 01:22:52,055
Yeah, it is.

1266
01:22:55,601 --> 01:22:56,894
Is she your, um…

1267
01:22:59,313 --> 01:23:00,314
My toaster?

1268
01:23:01,899 --> 01:23:02,900
No.

1269
01:23:06,778 --> 01:23:08,197
How long have you been together?

1270
01:23:09,239 --> 01:23:10,240
Not long.

1271
01:23:13,076 --> 01:23:14,995
I have been trying to move on since you,

1272
01:23:16,663 --> 01:23:19,333
you know, fucked off.

1273
01:23:19,416 --> 01:23:20,876
I didn't fuck off. You fucked off.

1274
01:23:20,959 --> 01:23:21,960
Please, don't.

1275
01:23:22,044 --> 01:23:24,379
I called you so many times.

1276
01:23:24,463 --> 01:23:26,340
Yeah, but I couldn't
just answer the phone, Simon.

1277
01:23:27,382 --> 01:23:29,968
I couldn't just… answer it.

1278
01:23:32,679 --> 01:23:34,139
I'm moving to California.

1279
01:23:40,437 --> 01:23:44,441
I got offered a job,
and it's a good opportunity.

1280
01:23:44,525 --> 01:23:48,612
And, uh, nothing keeping me here
anymore, so…

1281
01:23:49,821 --> 01:23:50,989
No, I guess not.

1282
01:23:53,659 --> 01:23:54,826
I leave in a month.

1283
01:24:00,916 --> 01:24:03,836
I've got to go.
I've got to explain why I went out.

1284
01:24:03,919 --> 01:24:06,129
[crying] But it was really good
to see you.

1285
01:24:07,047 --> 01:24:08,799
I don't know how to love anyone else.

1286
01:24:13,554 --> 01:24:14,638
It's only you.

1287
01:24:19,518 --> 01:24:20,519
You're like…

1288
01:24:22,229 --> 01:24:26,441
You're like fucking heroin to me.

1289
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:32,781
You've never done heroin.
[inhales sharply]

1290
01:24:32,865 --> 01:24:34,116
[chuckles]

1291
01:24:38,328 --> 01:24:39,913
You don't know. I could have.

1292
01:24:41,665 --> 01:24:42,666
Yeah, I do.

1293
01:25:04,771 --> 01:25:05,772
[Laura] Wow.

1294
01:25:13,113 --> 01:25:15,115
Aw. Wow.

1295
01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:17,409
I love it.

1296
01:25:23,498 --> 01:25:28,420
[singsongy] I wanna jump in.
I wanna jump in.

1297
01:25:46,396 --> 01:25:48,023
I reached out to my dad.

1298
01:25:53,237 --> 01:25:57,282
Wow. That's… That's really huge.

1299
01:25:59,535 --> 01:26:00,869
He, uh…

1300
01:26:03,121 --> 01:26:04,665
died four years ago.

1301
01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:07,543
No one had informed us.

1302
01:26:08,418 --> 01:26:11,171
Oh, Jesus, Simon. I'm so sorry.

1303
01:26:11,255 --> 01:26:12,840
No… Don't be. It's…

1304
01:26:14,299 --> 01:26:18,512
I hadn't seen him in, like… 35 years.

1305
01:26:18,595 --> 01:26:20,347
I don't know what I was expecting,

1306
01:26:20,430 --> 01:26:24,643
what sort of imaginary closure
I was hoping for.

1307
01:26:28,939 --> 01:26:30,023
Oh, Simon.

1308
01:26:31,942 --> 01:26:33,944
So, why did you call him then?

1309
01:26:42,536 --> 01:26:44,371
I didn't wanna have any more regrets.

1310
01:26:51,712 --> 01:26:52,921
I should've told you.

1311
01:26:54,298 --> 01:26:57,301
The day you took this Test,
I should've told you I loved you then.

1312
01:26:59,011 --> 01:27:00,679
I should've told you not to go in.

1313
01:27:08,103 --> 01:27:10,689
Well, what makes you think that
that would've stopped me?

1314
01:27:16,195 --> 01:27:17,404
[chuckles]

1315
01:27:21,825 --> 01:27:23,118
Get in the sea.

1316
01:27:26,580 --> 01:27:27,581
[Laura] What's that?

1317
01:27:28,248 --> 01:27:31,585
[Simon] Mmm.
Had a fight with a window, and lost.

1318
01:27:32,669 --> 01:27:35,255
- What did she look like?
- [chuckles]

1319
01:27:35,339 --> 01:27:39,343
Ah, that's none of your business,
what I get up to with a window.

1320
01:27:39,426 --> 01:27:41,803
She had really sharp teeth, didn't she?

1321
01:27:42,638 --> 01:27:44,890
Where did you meet the vampire woman?

1322
01:27:45,474 --> 01:27:49,186
[Simon] I-It was in a car park.
I said to her, "Have you eaten?"

1323
01:27:49,269 --> 01:27:50,854
And what did she say?

1324
01:27:50,938 --> 01:27:52,147
She said, "Not yet."

1325
01:27:52,231 --> 01:27:54,483
I said… I said,
"Do you wanna go for a bite?"

1326
01:27:54,983 --> 01:27:58,654
I misunderstood the situation
I'd walked into. [kisses]

1327
01:27:59,154 --> 01:28:00,239
There.

1328
01:28:05,869 --> 01:28:07,871
[device ringing, buzzing]

1329
01:28:14,336 --> 01:28:15,420
[Simon groans]

1330
01:28:16,922 --> 01:28:19,007
- [Laura] I have to get it.
- [groans]

1331
01:28:19,091 --> 01:28:20,843
I have to get it. I have to get it.

1332
01:28:22,511 --> 01:28:23,762
[ringing, buzzing continues]

1333
01:28:27,224 --> 01:28:29,893
Hi. Good, how are you?

1334
01:28:29,977 --> 01:28:31,395
[sighs]

1335
01:28:32,271 --> 01:28:34,064
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, really good.

1336
01:28:34,147 --> 01:28:36,316
Um, everyone turned up.

1337
01:28:37,150 --> 01:28:38,902
I think we sold
about a thousand, actually.

1338
01:28:40,612 --> 01:28:42,948
Yeah, exactly. How are you?

1339
01:28:44,408 --> 01:28:45,492
Oh, really?

1340
01:29:01,758 --> 01:29:03,760
[waves lapping]

1341
01:29:12,769 --> 01:29:14,897
- Did I snore last night?
- [chuckles]

1342
01:29:16,190 --> 01:29:19,067
Was that you? I thought it was the kraken.

1343
01:29:22,654 --> 01:29:24,573
How could you fancy me?

1344
01:29:24,656 --> 01:29:26,867
I love it. It is very comforting.

1345
01:29:26,950 --> 01:29:32,080
- Sort of like… [snores loudly]
- [laughing]

1346
01:29:33,165 --> 01:29:34,416
It's very sensual.

1347
01:29:39,922 --> 01:29:41,131
How long do we have left?

1348
01:29:43,550 --> 01:29:44,760
The car is on its way.

1349
01:29:44,843 --> 01:29:47,804
Hmm. Right.

1350
01:29:48,889 --> 01:29:50,015
When are you leaving?

1351
01:29:50,516 --> 01:29:51,517
[breathes shakily]

1352
01:29:53,393 --> 01:29:54,478
I leave in a week.

1353
01:30:04,363 --> 01:30:05,781
Maybe I could come with you.

1354
01:30:14,957 --> 01:30:15,958
How would that work?

1355
01:30:20,629 --> 01:30:23,382
Well, we'd have to leave immediately.
I couldn't go home first.

1356
01:30:24,174 --> 01:30:25,676
Yeah, you couldn't go home.

1357
01:30:27,135 --> 01:30:31,348
We'd have to go straight to the airport,
get ourselves to America…

1358
01:30:32,808 --> 01:30:34,351
Find a cool apartment.

1359
01:30:34,434 --> 01:30:37,145
Very cool. All leather sofas.

1360
01:30:37,229 --> 01:30:38,230
[gags]

1361
01:30:38,313 --> 01:30:41,483
- Gross, gross sofas. All wipe clean.
- Mmm.

1362
01:30:42,818 --> 01:30:44,152
Buy up all the booze.

1363
01:30:44,987 --> 01:30:46,446
Drink the country dry.

1364
01:30:46,530 --> 01:30:48,657
Mm-hmm. Quickly find a dealer.

1365
01:30:49,992 --> 01:30:51,493
Downshift into heroin.

1366
01:30:51,577 --> 01:30:52,953
And crack if they have it.

1367
01:30:54,371 --> 01:30:56,039
Get high on our own supply.

1368
01:30:57,249 --> 01:30:58,834
Have sex all day.

1369
01:30:58,917 --> 01:31:02,588
A lot of nonstop sex and drugs.

1370
01:31:06,925 --> 01:31:08,343
We would be dead within a month.

1371
01:31:10,470 --> 01:31:12,264
But what a month it would be.

1372
01:31:12,764 --> 01:31:13,765
The best.

1373
01:31:27,196 --> 01:31:29,198
[breathing heavily]

1374
01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:04,816
Did I do you wrong?

1375
01:32:08,862 --> 01:32:09,863
What do you mean?

1376
01:32:12,741 --> 01:32:15,077
Did I stop you from being happy?

1377
01:32:17,621 --> 01:32:18,622
Laura…

1378
01:32:21,583 --> 01:32:23,377
These moments with you…

1379
01:32:25,963 --> 01:32:27,840
they've been the highlights of my life.

1380
01:32:30,676 --> 01:32:33,220
Same. [sighs]

1381
01:32:37,850 --> 01:32:38,851
[device buzzes]

1382
01:32:40,352 --> 01:32:41,353
It's here.

1383
01:32:46,066 --> 01:32:47,067
Walk you out.

1384
01:32:47,693 --> 01:32:48,694
Please, don't.

1385
01:33:05,294 --> 01:33:06,295
[sniffling]

1386
01:33:11,258 --> 01:33:12,259
Hey.

1387
01:33:21,935 --> 01:33:22,936
I'll miss you.

1388
01:33:28,984 --> 01:33:30,110
Every single day.

1389
01:34:24,164 --> 01:34:25,249
[exhales]