1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,480 GREG: 'Back in 1981, 4 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,040 the whip-cracking, artefact-hunting Indiana Jones 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,400 swung onto the big screen and instantly became 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,400 the coolest and most cunning archaeologist ever.' 7 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:23,400 MAISIE: 'Indy's five adventures evading terrifying boobytraps and outrunning boulders 8 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:27,400 have given us some of the most iconic images in cinematic history. 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,640 But there's one big question: would our hat-wearing hero 10 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:34,480 really have survived the film's pitfalls like this in real life?' 11 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,080 'Well, we're gonna get some answers. 12 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,280 With super engineer Zoe...' Let's get ready to roll! 13 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,760 '..we'll be building and testing 14 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,680 the quintessential Indiana Jones traps from across the franchise...' 15 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:50,240 Oh, God! Ooh! Argh! 16 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:53,760 '..to see just how badly injured Indy would've really been...' 17 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,160 Ooh! 18 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,920 '..and explore how science can help us 19 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,240 survive not just the traps...' Let's do this. 20 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,240 '..but also Indy's arch nemesis - Nazis.' 21 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,640 You can't just — Silence! 22 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:07,600 'We'll also be carrying out our own Indy-inspired pranks...' 23 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,400 Whoa! 24 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,720 '..and movie superfan Alex Brooker 25 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,160 will be meeting the cast, stuntmen and...' 26 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,280 Hey, Alex. 27 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:17,840 '..creepy crawlies from the films.' Oh, my! 28 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,000 'So, watch as Maisie and I step into the shoes 29 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,840 of the world's most famous archaeologist...' 30 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,880 Careful! '..by riding minecarts...' 31 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,640 I'm coming for ya! 32 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,240 '..traversing quicksand...' Argh! 33 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,920 '..and having more fun than you can shake a whip at.' 34 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,160 Oh! Run! 35 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:38,240 'Welcome to The Unofficial Science Of Indiana Jones.' 36 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,880 (TENSE MUSIC) 37 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,920 Greg, no! Stay out the spotlight. Maisie, come on in. 38 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,920 There's nothing to be scared of. 39 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:48,120 That's what THEY said last time. 40 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,080 (LAUGHTER) 41 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,680 Oh, bloody hell. 42 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,080 Don't know what we were so worried about, Greg. This is mint! 43 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,920 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 44 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,880 Holy Temple Of Doom! 45 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,400 Is this real? I feel like Ant & Dec might pop out from behind a vine 46 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,480 and force feed me a camel's bumhole. 47 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,400 It feels like we're actually in the Indiana Jones film. 48 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,400 Look, this is the actual boulder that we're gonna outrun. 49 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,600 And that over there is the wall of poison arrows 50 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:18,840 which we'll have to run through before getting into a minecart. 51 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:22,480 What could possibly go wrong? Oh, my God, have you seen this? 52 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,360 It's real-life quicksand. 53 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,560 I can't believe we get to try that out later. 54 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,400 Nine-year-old Maisie and 29-year-old Maisie are freaking out. 55 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,440 And look! We get to go full Indy later, 56 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,080 with whips and everything, over that spike-filled chasm. 57 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,560 (SCREAM) 58 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,200 We are gonna look so cool! 59 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,960 Or get maimed, crushed, and suffocated, 60 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,600 and end up as a sad Daily Mail headline. 61 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,560 We think THIS is cool, but Alex Brooker's 62 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,560 probably off galivanting somewhere mega glamorous. 63 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,960 For over 40 years, we've watched as Indiana Jones 64 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,680 has explored the most exotic locations in the world. 65 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:58,200 So where am I? Just off the M25, in sunny Borehamwood. 66 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:03,800 But, believe it or not, the world-famous Elstree Studios 67 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,880 were home to most of Indy's adventures, 68 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:09,640 and nothing says exotic like having a Wimpy on the high street. 69 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,960 Indiana Jones has become one of cinema's most loved characters, 70 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,720 and I can't wait to delve into how the films are made, 71 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,360 chat with some of the cast and crew 72 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,520 about the stunts Greg and Maisie will be attempting, 73 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,200 and I'll get up close and personal 74 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,600 with some of the creepy crawlies from the film. 75 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,800 Rumour has it that some of them even escaped into these studios, 76 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,520 but I don't believe any of that. 77 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,760 Tell you what, dunno about Ark Of The Covenant, 78 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,120 but I've seen things in the Wetherspoons here that'll melt your face. 79 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,960 Maisie, you know we're super-talented, 80 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,560 highly competent individuals? Agreed. 81 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,160 I think we'll be a bit out of our depth science-wise, 82 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,200 so we need someone who knows what they're doing. 83 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,160 Speak for yourself. I can name six different types of snakes, 84 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,520 and I once pulled out a man's beating heart 85 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,760 and held it up in front of his very eyes. 86 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,120 Me, too! Oh. 87 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,200 Hi, there. Hello. 88 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,800 That's better. I've been in that cave for three months. 89 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,680 Thankfully, that gave me the time 90 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,640 to brush up on the science and engineering of Indiana Jones. 91 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,200 Zoe, you've got a little something in your hair there. 92 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,840 Have I got it? 93 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,240 'We first met Indiana Jones in Raiders Of The Lost Ark... 94 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,440 ..about 30 years before any of this lot were born.' 95 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,760 Indiana Jones. I love this movie so much. 96 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:27,520 I think it's really old. Like, proper back in the olden days. 97 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,040 When did it come out? 1990s or something. 98 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,200 'So, what will they make of Indy and his first terrifying trap?' 99 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,880 'In Raiders Of The Lost Ark, 100 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,880 we see Indy traversing a terrifyingly deep pit, 101 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,440 with only his trusty whip to help him out.' 102 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,960 The way he swung was, like, really professional, 103 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,320 because he just went psshh! Where would you even get a whip? 104 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:52,200 Amazon, Argos, eBay, Asda, Sainsbury's, Tesco's, Lidl. 105 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:55,560 'But on the way back across the pit, Indy's whip is stolen...' 106 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,040 Adios, senor. 107 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,840 '..and he has to think quick to get back over alive.' 108 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:05,120 Those type of things are known as bottomless pits. 109 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,240 Maybe another way of getting across is, 110 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,000 like, a trampoline or a jetpack. 111 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,600 Where would you find a trampoline or a jetpack in the middle of nowhere? 112 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,360 I think they just thought about, "Look, I've gotta get across. 113 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,720 Might as well jump. Risk it for a chocolate biscuit." 114 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:20,960 I don't think you'd break your leg for a chocolate biscuit. 115 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,800 What's the first thing you think of when you think "Indiana Jones"? 116 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,680 "He's fit." No. 117 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,200 The whip. And the whip. 118 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,600 He uses it to get himself out of all sorts of scrapes. 119 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,280 Attach himself to a truck, scare snakes. 120 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,840 Zoe, quick question. Why have you made me stand up here 121 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,560 on this scary platform, all on my own? 122 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,600 Cos we wanna look at the science of the whip swing. 123 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,520 Oh. Sure. Do you want to give it a try? 124 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,800 Don't ask silly questions, Zoe. Hand me my sexy whip! 125 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,240 OK, whoa, whoa, whoa. You might think a whip 126 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,760 is all sexy fun times. Yeah. 127 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,480 But what's the first rule of sexy fun time? Use protection. 128 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,200 Goggles on, please, Maisie. 129 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,800 In the wrong hands, a whip can be very dangerous. 130 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,360 I really hope these aren't the wrong hands. 131 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,520 Let the whipping commence. 132 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,360 Argh! It's not as easy as it looks. 133 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,520 I don't think she's making it look that easy. 134 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,200 While she's whipping, let's have some whip facts. 135 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,840 (WHIP CRACKS) Hear that sound? Mini sonic boom. 136 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,680 It was the first manmade object to break the sound barrier. 137 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,560 That's really cool. But in the hands of a WOMAN, Zoe! 138 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,160 Oh! Yes! 139 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,960 In careless hands, they can break skin, 140 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,840 snap bones, and rupture eyeballs. 141 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,480 Hence the goggles. 142 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:36,520 Oh, no. It wraps round, but it won't stay on! 143 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,920 That's the crux of the matter. There's not enough friction. 144 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,720 And also, it isn't long enough. 145 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,320 If it was 100 metres, it would go round, round, round, round, 146 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,880 create lots of surface area, plenty of friction, you might swing. 147 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:51,200 But as it is, it's just unravelling. 148 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:53,800 So, what you're saying is this is entirely pointless? 149 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,720 We've established you're not gonna get across using the whip, 150 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,200 so we need to have a think about what would happen if Indy fell. 151 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:04,680 In the temple we never really see what's beneath or how deep it is, 152 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,520 but I'm assuming it's somewhere full of booby traps. 153 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,440 So, let's go with deadly spikes. 154 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,760 Let's see what damage that would cause. 155 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,120 It's scissor lift time. Finally! 156 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,280 Whip transition. 157 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:22,640 When you said "scissor lift", I was hoping for it to be a bit more Strictly. Who's this? 158 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,880 This is Harrison Fraud. Nice to meet you, Harrison Fraud. 159 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,480 Today he will be modelling what would happen to Indy 160 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:32,280 if he were to fall down the chasm onto wooden spikes. 161 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,280 Who wants to chuck him off? Please can I do it? 162 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,480 I got so jealous of the whipping. I want to do something fun. 163 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,520 Yep, OK. This is for you then, Greg. 164 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,920 Do I look like one of those blokes on a dating profile with a fish? 165 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,040 Yeah. Red flag. Yeah. 166 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,000 Come on, Harry. Excuse me for holding you in this area. 167 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,600 You ready? Three, two, one... 168 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,560 Bye, Harrison. Good luck. 169 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,000 Oh! Oh! 170 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,760 Oh, I felt it. 171 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,880 If Indy had fallen just six metres onto spikes, 172 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,760 he could have suffered multiple penetration injuries, fractures, 173 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:21,800 punctured lungs, internal organ injuries, and a brain haemorrhage. 174 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,880 And if you somehow survive all that, it's a competition between 175 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:29,760 bleeding out and starving to death, to see which kills you first. Fun! 176 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,480 And that's why you shouldn't run with pencils. 177 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,680 So, how do you think you could safely navigate this chasm? 178 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,680 Let's brainstorm this. What could we do? 179 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,320 Make a slingshot. Yes. 180 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,480 With the elastic. Yes. 181 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,840 From your pants. I'm thinking honeycomb. 182 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,320 Sorry, are you drunk? 183 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:53,200 Get ready to talk structural strength. 184 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,720 Here is a piece of aluminium. 185 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,400 At the moment it's all soft and floppy, 186 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:01,800 so it's actually quite springy and elastic, not very strong. 187 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,360 But it can become a honeycomb structure if you expand it. 188 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:09,680 If you pull this, Greg, two hands on this side...and we pull. 189 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,600 Keep pulling, keep pulling. Steady... 190 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:16,560 Pull that steady, and we're going beyond the elastic limit. 191 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,880 So, now it's not gonna spring back, 192 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:22,480 and we've revealed the honeycomb structure. 193 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,000 These honeycomb cells are now incredibly strong. 194 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,560 You could stand on that, it's not going anywhere. 195 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,000 You sandwich it between two pieces of material 196 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,720 and you have a really rigid, lightweight structure. 197 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,560 So, would we use this? No. 198 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,480 But there's something very similar we CAN use. 199 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,280 OK. One of these. 200 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,840 Wow. What's that? 201 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,760 This is an inflatable paddleboard. 202 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,120 Indy got to the temple in a canoe, 203 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,560 so it's not beyond the realms of imagination. 204 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,920 It's 2024. Paddleboards are very on trend. 205 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,840 That's true. Everyone's got one. Them and an air fryer. 206 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,920 But inside the board there's actually honeycomb-shaped cells. 207 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,200 Now, their walls are all flexible and soft when it's not pumped up, 208 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,480 and then when you pump it up, the honeycomb structure inside this 209 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,360 is gonna allow you to cross the chasm. 210 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,240 No whips involved, just air and the right shapes. 211 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,240 Can I throw that off now? 212 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,200 No, we need it to get across the chasm. 213 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,360 Sorry. I just wanna throw things. Listen! 214 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:18,440 Compressor on. (SCREAMS) God! 215 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,520 A lot of people wanna know what it's like to kiss Harrison Ford. 216 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,160 What IS it like? (LAUGHS) 217 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,200 Don't let me down. 218 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,400 (WHIP WHOOSHES AND CRACKS) 219 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,800 (WHIP WHOOSHES AND CRACKS) 220 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,960 (TENSE MUSIC) 221 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,680 (GROANS) 222 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,240 Maisie, how are you doing this so easily? 223 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,920 Well, it's not exactly HARD drinking tap water, Greg. 224 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,640 Tap water? These are very strong macchiatos. 225 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:57,000 Oh. I feel very jittery. 226 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,200 I might just go and tidy everything. 227 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,760 But first, a quick trip to the toilet, cos... 228 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,560 (GROANS) 229 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,440 I'm about to meet up with some of the cast and crew 230 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,600 from the Indiana Jones films, to get the behind-the-scenes info 231 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,760 on how these incredible movies were made. 232 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,600 I'll be chatting to Karen Allen, who played Marion Ravenwood... 233 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,120 It's not the years, it's the mileage.' 234 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:25,360 ..Alison Doody, who played Dr Elsa Schneider in The Last Crusade... 235 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,080 I'm alive! (LAUGHS) 236 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,720 ..Paul Freeman, who was Indy's nemesis Belloq 237 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,240 in Raiders Of The Lost Ark... 238 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,360 If somebody said to you, "Now your head will explode," what do you do? 239 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,680 (LAUGHS) 240 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,440 ..and the most famous stuntman in the history of cinema, 241 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,760 Vic Armstrong. 242 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:44,000 It certainly gives you inspiration to run fast. (LAUGHS) 243 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,440 What is it about the films that you think 244 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,320 makes them stand the test of time? 245 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:56,600 The whole narrative, the way the story is told, is wonderful. 246 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,880 It's the fun, it's the stunts, 247 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:04,040 it's the journey that makes every person watching it a part of it. 248 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,360 They wrote a really good yarn. 249 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:10,880 You know, it goes against the grain of a lot of the "heroic" roles 250 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,760 that were being written at the time. 251 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,200 I think humour is amazingly important in an action movie. 252 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:19,520 You can get away with much more blood and gore 253 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,960 and ghastly things happening to people 254 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 if you somehow throw humour into it. 255 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,000 No ticket. 256 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,040 With the humour, like, how much of it was able to be adlibbed? 257 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,360 A considerable amount was adlibbed, 258 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,760 and some of the funniest lines are Harrison's. 259 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,080 There's this famous story about Raiders, 260 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,680 when we all got dysentery. 261 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,960 What happened there? 262 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,600 Almost everybody got ill during the shoot 263 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:49,040 because there was some hygiene problem around the catering. 264 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,760 Anyway, they'd rehearsed and were gonna have a big swordfight. 265 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:57,520 But when Harrison got to do it, he was too ill to really stand up, 266 00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:01,200 so he said, "Why don't I just shoot the so and so?" 267 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,840 Yeah.And they said, "Yeah, fine, good. That's it." 268 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,800 And it's the biggest laugh in the movie. 269 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,640 It is, yeah. Yeah. 270 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,040 The first time, you know, 271 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:14,280 Marion and Indiana Jones are on screen together, 272 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,320 she punches him in the face. 273 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,000 I learned to hate you in the last ten years. 274 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:22,280 I don't think I had ever done a screen punch, 275 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,600 and I clipped Harrison a couple of times. 276 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,920 Oh, really? Yeah. 277 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,240 He was not that pleased about that. 278 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,040 Of course, we couldn't really use any of the ones 279 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,880 where I actually clocked him. (LAUGHS) 280 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:40,640 It really is incredible, like, how similar 281 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,200 you and Harrison Ford looked back in the day, and now. 282 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,640 I was standing there one day and I felt somebody holding my hand. 283 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,240 I looked down, this little kiddie had got my pinky finger, 284 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,400 was holding it, and I started walking off, 285 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,440 and he started walking with me, 286 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,720 and then somebody spoke to me and I answered them, 287 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,320 and this little kid holding my hand suddenly went, "Ah!" 288 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,320 It was Harrison's kid. (LAUGHS) 289 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,080 He'd realised I wasn't his dad. (LAUGHS) 290 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,760 Of the three films that you appeared in, 291 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,880 do you have favourite memory at all? 292 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,800 John Rhys-Davies and myself, 293 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:14,760 we got into a car with a driver late at night, 294 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,680 and we were gonna go across the desert. 295 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,440 The car broke down... 296 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,640 (LAUGHS) ..in the pitch darkness of the desert. 297 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:26,200 The man driving the car, he just disappeared, 298 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:32,160 and John, kind of, got out of his suitcase a bottle of whiskey, 299 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,600 and we climbed up onto the top of the roof of the car, 300 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:39,480 and we were, like, passing the bottle of whiskey back and forth. 301 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:43,880 We were a little frightened and we had absolutely no idea what was gonna happen. 302 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,680 And we started singing, like, showtunes. 303 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,800 We did this for, like, hours. That's a wonderful memory. 304 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,880 Fans are very passionate about the series. 305 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,160 What's the thing that you're asked most often? 306 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,520 Well, invariably, the question of the fly comes up. 307 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:05,760 So, this is a scene where people say that you swallowed a fly. 308 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,520 You're gonna give mercenaries a bad name. 309 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,080 Well, there was some contention 310 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,440 cos I looked at that sequence frame by frame, 311 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,320 and I think it's apparent that the fly doesn't go in my mouth. 312 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:21,160 But Steven insists that I swallowed it. 313 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,640 And I had a great review from Pauline Kael, 314 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:27,520 saying, "This actor's devotion to his craft is extraordinary." 315 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,360 Yeah. "Swallowing flies. 316 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,520 Perhaps he'll die." (LAUGHS) 317 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,800 What's the question you tend to get asked the most? 318 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:39,440 A lot of people wanna know what it's like to kiss Harrison Ford. 319 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,440 That's a pretty popular one. 320 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,240 What IS it like? (BOTH LAUGH) 321 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,520 Great! (BOTH LAUGH) 322 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,280 'In Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull, 323 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,920 Indy finds himself in more than a spot of bother, 324 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,440 as he and his ex, Marion, get trapped 325 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,720 in a pit of quite terrifying quicksand.' 326 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,520 Oh, my gosh, he's sinking. Quicksand. 327 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,880 Must be like, you know, a bowl of custard or something. 328 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,520 What is it, quicksand? I'm calm. 329 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,800 No, it's a dry sand pit. 330 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,160 Cos look! 331 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,280 'And it's up to his estranged son to save their lives. 332 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:20,400 It's all very EastEnders.' Oh, why did it have to be a snake?! 333 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,840 What if it's, like, a hyper-aggressive snake, 334 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,760 and it just bites his face? What are you meant to do then? 335 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,920 If I was stuck in quicksand, I would not panic. 336 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:33,120 I'd just be like... (YAWNS) 337 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,280 Can you swim in quicksand? It would make you sink even more. 338 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,080 Maybe it would. 339 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,600 Maybe it wouldn't. 340 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,440 Have to Google it. 341 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,560 When you're younger, you think quicksand 342 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,680 is gonna play a bigger threat in your life than it does as an adult. 343 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:50,840 Mm. 344 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,280 Then you realise you're never ever going to come across quicksand, 345 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,920 and there's no way it's ever gonna cause damage to you. 346 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,000 Yep. I think we might've been wrong. 347 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:07,000 You WERE wrong, but as Indy pointed out in The Crystal Skull, 348 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,400 it wasn't quicksand in which he got trapped, it was dry sand. 349 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,760 What's the difference? Quicksand is a mix of sand and water. 350 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,640 Dry sand is a mix of sand and gases. Ah. 351 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,080 I happen to have made what I shall be calling 352 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,880 the world's largest dry quicksand pit. 353 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,480 Sorry, quick question. 354 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,800 How many are there in the world? Two. 355 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,080 Right. Zoe, you know with these experiments 356 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,120 I try my very best to be a big, brave boy? 357 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,320 I DIDN'T know that. 358 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,160 Well, I DO try my best to be a big, brave boy. 359 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,120 With this one, I'm quite scared, 360 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,920 so can you please calm me with some science? 361 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,840 Both quicksand and dry sand work ultimately in the same way. 362 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,520 Both the water and the gas 363 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,880 suspend the particles of sand and agitate them 364 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,560 and create that all-important space that's gonna enable you to sink. 365 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,560 The misconception with quicksands 366 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,040 is that you automatically get sucked down, 367 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,600 but what really pulls you in is your movement creates a vacuum, 368 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,920 and that vacuum pulls your whole body 369 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,840 further down into the quicksand. 370 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,840 So, stay still and it won't hurt as much? 371 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,160 Like a back wax, or an intimate one? 372 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,760 Oh, bit close to my eyeline, that. (LAUGHS) 373 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,120 Feel free to take a step in. 374 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,360 Stand on the surface, get acclimatised. 375 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,400 One, two, three, step. Ah! 376 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,720 That's it. Steady. OK. 377 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:22,200 It's in a solid state now because there's no gas running through it. 378 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,560 There WILL be in a minute. I had beans for breakfast. Yes. 379 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,480 Goggles, of course. Goggles, obviously. 380 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,720 Compressor on. (COMPRESSOR WHIRS) 381 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,320 Air flow, ready. 382 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,640 Whoa! Ooh, I say! 383 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,280 Argh! Oh! 384 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,640 God... Oh, no! 385 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,880 Oh, it's got your arm as well! 386 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,080 Argh! 387 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,520 Oh, no! 388 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,280 Oh, my God! Yeah. 389 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,200 I have never felt less like Indiana Jones. 390 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,280 I cannot move my feet at all. 391 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,920 It feels a little bit like this is how I WILL die. 392 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,840 Yeah, I have no idea how I would get out. 393 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,840 It's very easy to get into, very hard to get out of. 394 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,000 Bit like an Ikea. Zoe, can this kill you? 395 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,960 It's often not the quicksand that kills you; 396 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,800 it's being stuck in the quicksand, 397 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,960 which means you could die from exposure. 398 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,120 That's starvation, dehydration, and hypothermia. 399 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,160 Or you may suffer from crush syndrome, 400 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,560 where your body is squished and your kidneys fail. 401 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,840 And on top of all that, you've got to worry about predators. 402 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,160 Yeah, the sand really does get everywhere, doesn't it, Zoe? 403 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,360 Everywhere. 404 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,720 How do you think you'll safely navigate this 405 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,280 and not get stuck and die of exposure? 406 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,840 Kung fu? 407 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,880 Maybe? Just a suggestion. 408 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,800 The answer's in weight distribution. 409 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,200 Think stiletto shoe versus sturdy work boot. 410 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,280 In a stiletto, the weight is concentrated 411 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,240 onto a much smaller surface area, 412 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,880 so you're more likely to sink down into things. 413 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,920 I've always said if you're in the jungle, don't wear stilettos. 414 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:07,400 You HAVE always said that. I have a beach ball with gravy granules in it. 415 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,600 Course you do. Would you like to say something Northern about gravy? 416 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,400 Aye, go on, then. Where I come from, 417 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,440 that's what we call a single portion! 418 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,920 Thank you. Nae bother. 419 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,320 The gravy granules weigh two kilograms. 420 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:23,440 And then this other ball, this is a shotput, and this has lead in it, 421 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,720 and it weighs two kilograms, but it's much smaller, much denser. 422 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,280 So, it's the same mass 423 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,480 concentrated into a smaller surface area. 424 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,000 Let's put them to the test. 425 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:36,520 We'll see how each of them behave when exposed to the quicksand. 426 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,000 Right, compressor on, please. 427 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,360 Heavy ball first. Here we go. 428 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,560 Oh, it's gone! Oh! Well, that's gone. 429 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:52,080 Now let's see two kilograms spread over a larger surface area, OK? 430 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,160 Go on.Yeah. Same mass. 431 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,840 Oh. Not a problem. 432 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,280 Can't even push it down. That's amazing. 433 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,840 As you can see, the smaller, denser ball has sunk to the bottom. 434 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,400 Mm. Bye-bye, bally. 435 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,920 The same mass but larger surface area, happily bobbing about on the top. 436 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,880 How are we gonna survive getting through quicksand later? 437 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,240 And please don't say by swallowing gravy granules. 438 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,000 Please DO. You need to spread the load. 439 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,120 So, I'll be giving you some special knee and hand shoes. 440 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,400 You're saying hand shoes like it's a normal thing. Do you mean gloves? 441 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,040 You know what they say about a man with big hand shoes? 442 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,320 Big...chances of survival. Maisie, quick conflab. 443 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:37,240 So, she's expecting us to crawl on our hands and knees 444 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,560 with hand and knee gloves and spread our weight? 445 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,320 I think the woman is mad. I totally agree. 446 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:44,720 I totally understand, but we haven't given a better idea. 447 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,080 At one point, we just said Kung Fu. 448 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:50,000 You know what? We trust you. 449 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,080 Cor-eye-ander soup. 450 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,320 No! 451 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,080 Here we go. Oh! 452 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,760 Let's put him on a body part of yours. 453 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,840 What? I've got sand on my bamboo! 454 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,240 (WHIP WHOOSHES AND CRACKS) 455 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,360 (WHIP WHOOSHES AND CRACKS) 456 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,240 And...cut. Lights up. That's lunch. 457 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,240 Oh, fantastic. I'm starving. Mm. 458 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,760 I really liked that falafel wrap from yesterday, 459 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,840 but it's just a bit garlicky for me. You're telling me, yeah.Oh. 460 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,760 Wonder what we've got today. Hiya, Ish. 461 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,760 It's a themed lunch. Hope you like it. 462 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,960 Cheers. Thank you. What we got? Thanks very much. 463 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,520 Boiled beetles. Oh. Er... 464 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,200 Oh. Rat sandwich? 465 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,560 And dessert... Snake trifle? 466 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,320 Ooh. Think I might Nando's it. 467 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,480 Yeah. Mm. It's actually delicious. 468 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,400 Yeah, I might go vegan. Ohh... 469 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,680 'Just for a moment, 470 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,040 forget the spectacular stunts of Indiana Jones...' 471 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,800 I thought that was a cake. Oh, my God! 472 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,640 It's a snake. 473 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,960 '..and let's talk about one of the series' most eye-catching scenes.' 474 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,640 Must be hungry, clearly. 475 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,520 'It is, of course, the Pankot Palace feast from the Temple Of Doom.' 476 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,040 I'm so glad we were born in 2011. Yes. 477 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,640 Back then, you don't have proper food, like sweetcorn. 478 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,160 'But if you served up such disgusting dishes in real life, 479 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,400 would people be as well-mannered as Short Round, 480 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,640 or as ungracious as Willie?' 481 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,920 When you're a dinner guest, you have to be polite, 482 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,080 so you would have to try it at least. 483 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,800 'That's the spirit. 484 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,040 Well, we've invited a group of compact critics along 485 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,000 to taste test a twist on the Pankot Palace feast 486 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,920 that's totally safe to eat. 487 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,560 They just don't know that.' 488 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,720 I'll be serving up some bug-filled bites, 489 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,240 then heading to a hidden room to watch what our diners really think. 490 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,400 Bon appetit, kids! 491 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,720 I wonder who the chef is. 492 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,640 I'm from a place called Pankot Palace Food, 493 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,600 and we are trialling a new menu. 494 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,400 Just gonna say, me and Abu, 495 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,120 we're not the easiest of customers. 496 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,400 Oh! Oh, gosh. OK. 497 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,720 And what I'd really love is some honest feedback, OK? 498 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,600 Sometimes it's a bit TOO honest. 499 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,680 That's good. I can take that, I promise. 500 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:14,160 First up, I hope you really enjoy my cor-eye-ander soup. 501 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,000 (SCREAM) 502 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,120 What is it? Soup. 503 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,320 Yep. You're welcome. 504 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,840 These are the real deal. What the hell? 505 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,000 It can be quite tricky to get eyeballs, but we managed. 506 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,600 All you have to do is go to a death place 507 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,400 and then gather their eyeballs. 508 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,720 Good feelings about the soup? Yeah. 509 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,600 Great. Oh, that's gone so well. Yeah. It tastes really nice. 510 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,800 I'm gonna go out and prepare your next dish. 511 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,160 I'LL see you later. 512 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,320 That was disgusting. She needs to be fired. 513 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,600 Why would you put all this stuff together? 514 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,920 Ab-so-lutely disgusting. 515 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,320 First kid to slap the table whilst he says how bad it was. 516 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,640 That's pretty bad. Just say it was lovely. 517 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,000 I don't wanna be rude. 518 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,560 We don't wanna make the chef feel sad. 519 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:10,000 May I introduce to you sp-bug-hetti Bolognese. 520 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,600 No! 521 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,000 Yes. 522 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,480 You've heard of mealworms? Mm?! 523 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,280 Get some bug on that. (LAUGHS) I'm alright. 524 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,880 There's the quote for the menu. 525 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,880 These will send you to heaven. 526 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,800 Like, that I'll die? 527 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,280 Yeah, get stuck in. 528 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,920 Lovely. Back to the kitchen, then. 529 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,160 Uh-uh. Please don't go back. 530 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,320 Now we can talk honestly. 531 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,760 Oh, my God. 532 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,760 (BURPS) Pardon me. 533 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,600 I just wanna get it out of my body. 534 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,280 At least they're not bees. At least they're not bees. 535 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,640 I actually think I'm gonna be sick. (LAUGHS) 536 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,160 No. (BURPS) 537 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,840 Very different feedback to what I had in the room, let me tell you that. 538 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,360 Time for, now, the piece de resistance. 539 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,440 It is brainoffee surprise. 540 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,640 (SCREAMS) 541 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,520 (CREATURE SCREECHES) 542 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,280 Yes. 543 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,600 Yeah. I don't know if you've had brains before. 544 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,320 No! 545 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:21,680 Of course we haven't had brains before - we're kids. 546 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,960 You like it? 547 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,840 Yeah? 548 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,920 Good? 549 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,080 Yeah, this is very good. 550 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,440 You can't destroy perfection. 551 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,040 I'll see you soon. 552 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,040 Bye! Urgh! 553 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,880 Disgusting, nasty. I'm not her friend at all. 554 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,520 All I get when I go through there is smiles and, "Oh, thank you!" 555 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,400 "Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom." Then we get this. 556 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,880 Oh! Monkey fell off the table. 557 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,560 Well, there you have it. 558 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,840 I've proven that you can serve a load of dishes 559 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,600 not too dissimilar to the ones from Indiana Jones, 560 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,680 and most kids will just be polite and scoff it up. 561 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,080 But all in all, I think that was a piece of cake. 562 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,960 Or should I say monkey brain, in a monkey skull? 563 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,400 Even I know that's not monkey brain, but I wouldn't eat it. 564 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,480 She didn't even ask us if we were lactose intolerant. 565 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,880 (BIRDS SCREECH) 566 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,320 The Indiana Jones franchise is famous for the variety 567 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,720 of horrible bugs, rodents, and reptiles 568 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,600 that plunge the characters into despair and danger, 569 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,400 so I'm here to meet Jules Sylvester, who has worked as an animal trainer 570 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,160 on multiple Indiana Jones films, to have a look at - 571 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,960 and I cannot say strongly enough, NOT touch - 572 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,400 some of the animals used in the films. 573 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,160 Seriously, though, you know how this works. 574 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,280 They do the difficult bit in the studio and I do the fun bit, 575 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,000 so obviously I'm not... You're not gonna make me touch any of 'em, are you? 576 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,400 Hey, Alex. 577 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,320 Jesus! Alright? 578 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:53,840 This is a snake that pulled Indiana Jones out of the swamp. 579 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,200 Grab on. 580 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,800 Grab. 581 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,560 He's got huge teeth. 582 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,160 Oh, OK. All pythons bite. 583 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,080 So, he bites, yeah? Can do, yeah. 584 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,400 Looks like he remembers the hat. Yeah. (LAUGHS) 585 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,920 Did he get on well with the cast? Yeah. 586 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,840 Harrison Ford was very cool with the snakes, 587 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,000 even though in the movies he's terrified of them. 588 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,160 Were there any animals that were used in the Indiana Jones films 589 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,600 that could've really done some damage to someone? 590 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,360 Just this one. If he gets around your neck, even just hanging on, 591 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,320 you could pass out. Oh, wow. 592 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,680 Don't put him up near your face or near testicles or anything like that. 593 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,240 It's alright, I've had my kids now. My wife wants me to get the snip, 594 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,680 but I don't want it done that way. Yeah, this'll do it. 595 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,000 Having seen this, you wanna see something else? 596 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,320 Er... 597 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,960 Might be worse. 598 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,280 Might be better. (SNAKE HISSES) 599 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,280 Jules, why have I got goggles on? 600 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,680 Check this out. 601 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,880 The reason you're wearing goggles... Yeah? 602 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,720 ..is these tarantulas... Oh, course, tarantulas. 603 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,200 ..kick hair. Kick hair? 604 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,840 Yeah. See these hairs flying up? Yeah. 605 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,960 If they get in your eyes, they can drill into your eyeballs. 606 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,800 Wow. OK. So, these was used in the films? 607 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,640 Yeah, this species. 608 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,640 How do you get them to move, like, when you want them to? 609 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,800 Well, three things. They go from light to dark. 610 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,480 You can blow on their butt and they run the opposite direction. 611 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,880 Or you can tickle his butt with a feather. 612 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,240 (BOTH LAUGH) 613 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,600 Let's get something bigger, better, but you don't need the goggles. 614 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,640 Now, having said that, this has got half-inch fangs. 615 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,600 It's a brilliant, brilliant spider. 616 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,120 Oh, my... (LAUGHS) 617 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:38,480 So, let's put him on a body part of yours. 618 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,360 What? Yeah. I think it'll be fine. 619 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,200 You've just spent five minutes telling me how big its fangs are. 620 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,120 We can put him on your leg or something. 621 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,720 Hop you up here. Put him on my — 622 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,480 A leg. He'll just crawl on a trouser leg, up there. 623 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,240 You can do it. 624 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,240 So, ready? Go on then, Jules. 625 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,080 I'm good. Here we go. 626 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,840 Do it. OK, I'm ready. 627 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,600 There you are. Oh. 628 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,600 Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm actually doing this. 629 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,160 How do you feel? Do you know what? Quite brave. 630 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,320 Feel quite brave. 631 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,280 That was great. Thank you. Good job. 632 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,560 Thank you, Jules. Been a pleasure. You're so welcome, bud. 633 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,880 Thank you very much. 634 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,040 'In Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom's most thrilling scene, 635 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,440 we see Indy expertly fleeing his captors 636 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,440 in an out-of-control old minecart.' 637 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,800 I think the minecart looked like a fun rollercoaster. 638 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,520 'So, how do you stop a rickety rollercoaster? 639 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,440 By sticking the boot in, of course.' (GASPS) 640 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,320 Wouldn't his shoes, like, break? 641 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,520 (GROANS) 642 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,920 That looked like fire on your foot. 643 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,600 That is physically impossible. 644 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,040 His shoe would burn, 645 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,960 then it would go through the layers of tissue of — 646 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,280 Oh, oh, please, please. 647 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,520 Water! Water! Water! 648 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,240 Do you know when you're cooking bacon, it goes "crrrr"? 649 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,240 That must've happened with his foot. 650 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,520 If I had my phone, I would call someone to save me. 651 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,520 What if you don't have unlimited data? 652 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,600 As you saw there in Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, 653 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,120 Indy uses the sole of his boot to stop the steel minecart 654 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,960 that's carrying himself, Short Round, and Willie 655 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,800 from careering down the ravine. 656 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,480 Zoe, I just wanna stop you there. 657 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,040 You OK with Short Round and Willie? Anything you wanna add? 658 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,080 No. Mmm. Sure? Please continue. 659 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,720 OK, shall we take a closer look at what would happen 660 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,400 if Indy's foot was against the cart's metal wheel for that time? 661 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,640 Mm. 662 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,920 I have here a little bit of a demo rig for you. Ready? 663 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,600 Da-da! Oh, wow. 664 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,800 It's going to mimic the effect 665 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,200 of boot on cart wheel. Ooh. 666 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,200 You love putting us in goggles, don't you? 667 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,880 You don't wanna get a foot to the face. 668 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,800 Your cart wheel is gonna spin at 1,000 RPM, 669 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,320 so it's really quite fast, 670 00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,120 and I'm gonna lever on the boot, and we'll see what happens. 671 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,400 Have you done this before? 672 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,920 No. I'm not mad. 673 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,240 OK, well, let me lean in, then. Get as close as possible. 674 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,800 Seems perfectly safe. Motor on. 675 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,600 (MOTOR WHIRS) 676 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,880 Voice-activated. Very modern. 677 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,800 The cart's going. "Duh-duh du-du-du. Argh, argh!" 678 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,440 Oh. Might lean back. 679 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,440 It's braking. But look. 680 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,600 Chunks of sole are flying off. 681 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,120 Oh. Can you see smoke? 682 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,520 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Your foot's on fire. 683 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,480 There's a huge amount of friction there, 684 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,320 and that friction is generating heat. 685 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,160 It's like getting a pedicure from Thomas The Tank Engine. 686 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,760 OK, that is a problem. What we saying? 687 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,280 Oh, yeah, you couldn't return them, could you? 688 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,360 (LAUGHS) Not good news. 689 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,600 'As the shoe pushes down on the metal wheel, 690 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,120 the friction would erode the sole away, exposing the foot 691 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,920 before the top layers of skin and tissue are torn away, 692 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,440 in a process known as "degloving".' 693 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,960 Zoe, can I stop you here? I don't love the term "degloving". 694 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,760 Maisie? Oh, I loved it. 695 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,560 OK, continue. 696 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,120 'The wheel would cut through the muscles and tendons, 697 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,480 before eroding the bone. 698 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,400 However, the heat generated by the friction 699 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,320 would eventually cauterise the wound, 700 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,920 meaning he wouldn't bleed out, 701 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,720 but would probably later lose the leg.' 702 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,760 But here's the bit that might've killed him. 703 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,120 The wheels are spinning incredibly fast, and if his foot slips, 704 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:27,320 there's a good chance he could get caught and pulled under the wheel. 705 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,560 Let me show you. Bit of leg pole action. 706 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,720 Ah, yes, a totally normal prop. 707 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,800 This lady is mad. Yes. 708 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,080 Alright, nice wide stance. 709 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,880 As in us too? What, me? 710 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,680 Here we go. We're at full speed. 711 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,640 Oh! 712 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,480 Oh, my word. 713 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,120 I've not seen a leg fly like that since Angela Rippon did Strictly. 714 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,640 In this instance, Indy would suffer multiple rib, skull, 715 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,720 and pelvic fractures, and extensive degloving. 716 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,560 (LAUGHS) There's that word again. 717 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,000 So, basically...death? Yeah, with a capital D. 718 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,920 When one of you is doing this stunt for real at the end of the show, 719 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,240 we're gonna need to protect your feet. 720 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,680 Any ideas what we could use? Bits of beef? 721 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,280 That's good. I like that. Bits of beef?Yeah. 722 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:25,200 I suggest a pair of boots with THIS on the sole. 723 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,720 This is carbon ceramic. 724 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,040 It's amazing, cos it has a crystalline structure, 725 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,240 which means it's very stable under high heat and pressure, 726 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:37,440 so when you apply it to a fast-moving surface, it works really well. 727 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,920 Let me show you. 728 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,440 We've now got the piece of carbon ceramic 729 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,080 on the sole of the shoe. 730 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,640 Ideally you'd cover the whole shoe, but I'm trying to reduce my carbon footprint. 731 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,720 Ha! Hey, good one! That's good stuff. 732 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,960 On with the motor. I'm gonna apply the footbrake. 733 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,120 (SCRAPING) 734 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,680 And it's stopped. Wow. 735 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,160 That did that? That stopped it? 736 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,760 It dissipates heat really well, so your feet wouldn't get hot, 737 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,520 and they'd act as a great brake. Gogs up?Yeah, goggles off. 738 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,920 OK, you've solved the thing that's NOT gonna kill us, 739 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,840 but what about the thing that IS? 740 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,920 That's easy. Indy was being an idiot. 741 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,200 You just need to stand at the BACK of the minecart, not the FRONT, 742 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,280 so you're not pulled under the wheels. 743 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,240 That's straightforward physics. Mm. 744 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,680 So, who wants to ride the minecart later? 745 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,080 Well, I checked earlier, and unfortunately, Zoe, 746 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,040 I'm too short to ride the rollercoaster. 747 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,520 Sorry, Greg. 748 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,080 Oh, no, is height an issue? I might be too tall. 749 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,280 Oh, no, I'm fine. 750 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,160 Here we go. 751 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,560 She's a killer! Hello. 752 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,120 (SCREAMS) 753 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,000 Oh! I'm coming for ya! 754 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,440 (WHIP WHOOSHES AND CRACKS) 755 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,920 (WHIP WHOOSHES AND CRACKS) 756 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,840 Maisie, you know how Indiana Jones films always feature 757 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:05,160 ethereal and otherworldly events, like face-melting holy ghosts, 758 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,440 and grails that give you immortality, and — 759 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,880 The bit where Harrison survives a nuclear explosion by staying in a fridge? 760 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,320 Ah! We don't talk of the fridge bit, Maisie. 761 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,640 But, look, I got hold of this Dial Of Destiny replica, 762 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,960 which the seller insisted was real, and apparently it alters time. 763 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,480 Is this like when you got really into crystals? I'm worried about you. 764 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,400 No, no, no, the crystals were from a very reputable source. 765 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,920 Was it your aunt on Facebook Marketplace? Auntie Margaret knows her stuff. 766 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,240 But look, anyway, I don't think this is the REAL Dial Of Destiny. 767 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,480 Sorry, the REAL? 768 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,200 Yeah, well, obviously I don't think artefacts can be magic! 769 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,120 But shall we? Sure. 770 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,240 (DIAL CLICKS) 771 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,400 Uh-oh. Wow. 772 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,880 (LAUGHS) 773 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,560 'Indiana Jones is constantly on the hunt for mystical artefacts, 774 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,040 which sometimes hold terrifying and supernatural powers, 775 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,600 which challenge Indy's sceptical beliefs.' 776 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,120 He's turning old. 777 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,920 That's so scary. 778 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,320 Ew, he's turning into a skeleton. 779 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,000 He picked the wrong glass. 780 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,000 Are you seriously eating popcorn whilst we're watching this? 781 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,720 Are you being real with yourself? 782 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,760 Doesn't Indiana Jones ever get, like, nightmares from these? 783 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,640 'But surely no-one in real life would actually believe 784 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,440 artefacts could have magical powers, would they?' 785 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,200 I'm here hidden in the back room of a primary school 786 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,800 which we've rigged with cameras, cos we want to see 787 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,880 if even the most naive and innocent members of our society 788 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,680 can really believe that an artefact is magic. 789 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:40,720 'These kids think they're here 790 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,040 to meet esteemed archaeologist Diggory Smith...' 791 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,440 (POSH VOICE) Hello! 792 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,520 '..who's here to show them his artefacts 793 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,200 from his global adventure.' 794 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:52,080 A very ancient bogey picker. 795 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,600 BOTH: Urgh! 796 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,200 But behind him is the star of today's show, Wewe Kojo. 797 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,280 BOTH: Wewe Kojo? 798 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,000 It's 3,000 years old! 799 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,920 3,000?! 800 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,920 So, can we convince a group of five-year-olds that Wewe Kojo is magical? 801 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,120 'Let the test commence.' 802 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,400 Wewe Kojo is the god of mischief. 803 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,720 Legend has it that Wewe Kojo was so, so naughty, 804 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,240 so full of mischief, 805 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,240 that they had to trap him inside a statue. 806 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,320 I don't really believe in magic. It's all silly, really. 807 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,120 (PHONE BEEPS) Now — Oh, one second. 808 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,960 I'll be back in two minutes, OK? 809 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,640 Coming, Mother! 810 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,960 Really? Mother? 811 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,960 I'm gonna start drawing Wewe Kojo. 812 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,440 OK, ready? Yeah. 813 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,720 I'll turn it on now. 814 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,200 (DISTORTED VOICE) Ah. Hello. 815 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,240 (SCREAMS) 816 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,880 What? Where you going? 817 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:55,240 I think maybe Diggory and Wewe Kojo are maybe too believable. 818 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,480 Hello. 819 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,120 Oh, brilliant! 820 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,640 I was hoping I'd have someone to talk to. 821 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,480 Do you trick people? Not tricking people. 822 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,840 Yes, you do! You're lying! 823 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,440 (LAUGHS) 824 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,280 What if the man comes back? 825 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,840 What? You think Diggory will be cross? 826 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,440 He was a bit boring, wasn't he? 827 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,440 Um... Yep, he was. 828 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,960 He was, yes. Yes. 829 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,040 Oh, hang on. Just a minute. 830 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,480 (GROANS AND FARTS) 831 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:23,800 (LAUGHTER) 832 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,880 (GROANS AND FARTS) 833 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,920 Oh, Wewe Kojo, it stinks! 834 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,840 That's not very nice. I'm so sorry. 835 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,320 My farts actually have magical powers. 836 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:38,160 They can clear a room in just five seconds. 837 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,600 Do you see those books on that shelf? 838 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,600 Something called homework. What's homework? 839 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,520 You go to school and on Friday they give you work, 840 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,240 you have to take home and do it. 841 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,720 It's not very nice. I don't agree with it. 842 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,200 (LAUGHS) 843 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:57,840 I can do some fun magic tricks, if you want to see. 844 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,120 Yeah. 845 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:04,160 (SCREAMS) Whoa! 846 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,400 Pretty cool, huh? 847 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,080 How about these magnets? Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 848 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,400 (WHIMPERS) Oh, that is amazing. 849 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,120 That's cool. Yeah! 850 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,800 No hands! 851 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,840 It says "Wewe Kojo" now. 852 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,680 Good to go on the card trick. 853 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,480 What? Wow! 854 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,960 Ah! 855 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,960 Whoa! 856 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,400 Oh! 857 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,320 Wewe Kojo, that made me jump. 858 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,520 Oh, I'm sorry. It's the best trick ever! 859 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,000 Now I've shown you lots of different magic tricks, 860 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,960 do you fancy helping me escape? 861 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,200 OK. 862 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,280 You need to really believe in magic 863 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,760 and believe in Wewe Kojo. 864 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,960 So, say with me..."Free the Wewe". 865 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,920 ALL: Free the Wewe. 866 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,240 Free the Wewe. 867 00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,840 Free Wewe. 868 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,680 Oh, I can feel it working! 869 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,600 Oh, I'm free! I'm free! The Wewe is free! 870 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,400 Goodbye, tiny humans! 871 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,960 Remember to always be naughty! 872 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,160 Eh? 873 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,840 What's all the commotion in here? He came alive. 874 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,440 Oh, it smells like farts in here. 875 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,760 He made those letters move. Who did? 876 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,520 BOTH: Wewe Kojo! Impossible! 877 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,600 Wewe's escaped. 878 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,280 So, you're telling me that this statue came to life 879 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,520 and it was magic? Yes! 880 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,120 But magic isn't real. 881 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,400 No, magic is FAIRLY real. 882 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,840 How does a magician vanish? 883 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,880 Because of magic. Yes! 884 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,400 'So, there you have it. 885 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,240 We've proved kids believe artefacts can be magic. 886 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,280 All you need is some low-level special effects... 887 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,160 and a fart machine.' (FARTS) 888 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,520 'In Raiders Of The Lost Ark's infamous opening scene, 889 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:02,840 Indy grabs the golden idol, which triggers a series of deadly traps, 890 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,000 beginning with the wall of poison arrows. 891 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,600 How did he not get hit? 892 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,400 That was scary. 893 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,520 What would that do to you, if that hit you? 894 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,760 I'd die. 895 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,440 It depends where it hits. 896 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,200 Like, if it hits my finger, I'll be OK. 897 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:21,040 I can live without a finger. Do, like, a cartwheel. 898 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,680 I'd just do loads of sausage rolls. Sausage rolls? 899 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:27,400 I think I would probably wear a lot of layers of clothes. 900 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,560 How many layers? 30 layers. 901 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,920 Do you even have 30 clothes? 902 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,600 I don't think that's called a sausage roll. 903 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,920 So, you know, like, bubble wrap? You're so smart. 904 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:40,240 'Bubble wrap, sausage rolls, and a couple of extra jumpers. 905 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,880 Maybe we don't need help from our so-called expert after all.' 906 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:52,040 In Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Indiana manages to outrun 907 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,240 a barrage of poisoned arrows 908 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,600 triggered by pressure pads through the temple, 909 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,160 but Indy was the fittest archaeologist that ever lived. 910 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,280 Agreed. So hot. Wrong "fit". 911 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,440 But that's probably why he was able to outrun those arrows. 912 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,600 But I don't think us mere mortals can compete. 913 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,400 Rude. If you're gonna do this for real, 914 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:13,000 I think it'd be helpful to really appreciate the level of damage that this could cause. 915 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,880 Yeah, I just think full death. 916 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,800 Yeah. And properly dead, not like Dirty Den dead, or Harold Bishop, 917 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,360 or Ian Beale, you know. 918 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,120 Ian Beale's still alive. 919 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,600 Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's unbreakable. 920 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,840 BOTH: Unbreaka-Beale. 921 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,040 Sorry, Zoe, do carry on. Let's see if you're right. 922 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,400 I'll show you what would happen in the worst-case scenario, 923 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:37,400 using this crossbow and that ballistic gel head 924 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,040 that has a coconut inside to represent the skull. 925 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,720 Be careful when shooting coconuts, cos you might end up with a Bounty on your head. 926 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,760 (LAUGHS) You're gonna need these. 927 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,280 OK. I feel a bit close. 928 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,960 Yeah, me too. I might just... 929 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,200 Maybe I'll just go here. I'd like to go behind something. 930 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,200 Well, no, I need to be... Like that? 931 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:57,440 As long as you're behind ME, you'll be fine.OK. 932 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,320 Here we go. 933 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,680 Oh! Ooh! 934 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,600 Oh! Ooh! Oh, God! 935 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,840 Where's he gone? She's a killer! 936 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,040 Oh, wow. Ah. 937 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,760 That's a lot of blood. 938 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,440 The arrows fire towards Indy at head and chest level. 939 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,880 'If it penetrates the skull, like this, it could cause paralysis, 940 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,280 brain damage, or immediate death. 941 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,800 If it hits the chest, it could be cardiac arrest, haemothorax, 942 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,800 major lung injury, or catastrophic haemorrhages.' 943 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,520 But it's the unpredictability that I don't like most. 944 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:45,080 It could get you in the buttock, in the love handle - not so bad - 945 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,480 but whatever happens, it's gonna be multiple horrendous injuries. 946 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,520 Yeah, it all just sounds quite death-y, doesn't it?Mm. 947 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:55,080 How would you survive running through a shower of poisoned arrows? 948 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,560 Well, personally I would immediately start crying and run home. 949 00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,840 Yeah. To my mum. 950 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:04,960 Spend years building up your immune system to poison and arrows? 951 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,400 Yeah. I'd say carpet. 952 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,080 Sorry? That's more Aladdin, isn't it? 953 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,840 Well, archers actually use carpet in the targets 954 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,480 for the arrows to bed into. Oh. 955 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,320 Let me show you what happens when you shoot an arrow at just one layer of carpet. 956 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,040 Hey. Hang back. 957 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,400 Oi! Ooh! 958 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,760 Oh, my God! It's gone straight through. 959 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,040 This is nonsense. It's not. 960 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:41,520 One layer does slow it, albeit slightly, I grant you, 961 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,280 but see what happens when we use multiple layers. 962 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,600 Ooh! Better. 963 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,720 Yeah. I mean, come on, that's lodged in it. 964 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,360 So, Indy should've spent less time wanging on about archaeology 965 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,400 in his boring lectures, and more time down Carpetright? 966 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,280 These aren't just any layers. 967 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,400 These are hairy layers. Oh. 968 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:09,760 It's the fibres in the carpet that aid the deceleration of the arrow. 969 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,400 It's the same as the fibres inside a bulletproof vest, only more homely. 970 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,280 Great news for my nan's next riot! 971 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,680 So, Maisie, when you're dodging that shower of poison arrows, 972 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:22,120 think about fashioning a shield out of carpet. 973 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,080 Oh! Oh, no, no! 974 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,920 Oh, it's horrible! 975 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,680 You got to be Indiana Jones. 976 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,560 Absolutely, and I'm very proud of it. 977 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,360 Release. Yes! Yes! 978 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,680 Here we go. 979 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:34,720 Oh! 980 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,240 (WHIP WHOOSHES AND CRACKS) 981 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,720 (WHIP WHOOSHES AND CRACKS) 982 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,720 I can never eat marshmallows again. 983 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,240 That's so funny. The same thing happened to my friend. 984 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,320 She was on holiday in Slovenia - Raargh! 985 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,560 Argh! 986 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,760 Wah! 987 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,240 Sorry, can you hold that, Greg? Sorry. Honestly. 988 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,000 (GUNSHOT) 989 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,640 Yeah, I think it was Slovenia. 990 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,200 Anyway, she was on holiday. Anyway, she bites into it. 991 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,760 In the end, turns out it's a dog's chew toy. 992 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,960 'I'm back at Elstree studios, to speak to the cast 993 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,440 and stunt coordinator Vic Armstrong, about how Indiana Jones 994 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,360 completely revolutionised the action adventure genre, 995 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,800 thanks to the massive scale of nerve-wracking stunts like this. 996 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,720 I want to dig a little deeper into how dangerous they really were.' 997 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,800 I remember running away from that big plane with Wendy, my wife, 998 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,040 who was doubling Karen, when it blows, 999 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,040 and you're standing there and you're ready to go, and you look, 1000 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,360 and the cameras are as far away as you can see, 1001 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,560 and they're hiding behind boards and things, 1002 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,960 cos you know bits of this plane are gonna fly everywhere. 1003 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,640 It certainly gives you inspiration to run fast. 1004 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,520 And when you're doing a stunt, 1005 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,080 you've got the whole crew, everybody's there, you know. 1006 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,080 Everybody watching feels they could do it better, probably. 1007 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,080 It's like taking a penalty at Wembley. 1008 00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,160 Everybody can score the goal except if they're standing there doing it. 1009 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,440 What I would say about stunt work, and certainly in Indiana Jones, 1010 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,840 is I've never watched it and thought, "I reckon I could do that." 1011 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:11,840 A stunt that I vividly remember on the movie was my death scene, 1012 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,200 where I fall out of my glove 1013 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:19,640 after Indy tries to convince me not to go for the Holy Grail. 1014 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,720 (SCREAMS) 1015 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:27,200 But in actual fact, I was falling onto a big, cushiony mattress, 1016 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:32,240 and we filmed the scene and it was cut, and Steven was very happy, 1017 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,360 but because I wanted to come in the next, 1018 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,720 I wanted to be "Elsa Returns", I went, "I'm alive!" 1019 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,560 (BOTH LAUGH) 1020 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,320 They went, "No, you're not! You're dead." 1021 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,400 I said, "No, it was a cushiony landing! I'm alive!" 1022 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:45,520 (LAUGHS) 1023 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,280 And did Harrison get involved in some of the stunts 1024 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,160 and try and do a lot? 1025 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,000 We wouldn't do a stunt without rehearsing it and rehearsing it. 1026 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,520 So, I'm on top of this particular rock and it's about 16, 17 feet - 1027 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,160 it's a long way to the ground. 1028 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,560 And then a shadow appeared beside me, and this deep voice said - 1029 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,040 and it's Harrison - "Yeah, no, I'm doing this, Vic." 1030 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,800 "No, no, no." So, we had a little argument on top of this rock, friendly argument. 1031 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,160 And in the end, I said, "Look, Harrison, 1032 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,120 you're doing alright, aren't you? 1033 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,440 You're earning a nice few quid on this movie. 1034 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,480 I'm a jobbing stuntman. I get paid extra every time I do a stunt. 1035 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,360 Now, if you start doing all the stunts, 1036 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,560 what am I gonna buy my Christmas presents for the kids with?" 1037 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,600 Tongue in cheek. And he went, "Ah, gee, I'm sorry, Vic. 1038 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,600 Next time I'm an arse, kick me in the arse," you know. 1039 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:34,200 So I talked him out of doing it. That's the sort of guy he is. He wanted to do everything. 1040 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,840 You've got the scene in Well Of Souls, 1041 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:40,120 where you and Indy are locked in with thousands of snakes. 1042 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,280 I can imagine that was pretty unpleasant to film. 1043 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,560 They poured them out onto the set, 1044 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,680 and then they tried to collect them all, 1045 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,480 but there were other films shooting at Elstree, 1046 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:53,480 and suddenly a snake would, sort of, slither onto their set. 1047 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:57,040 It was, kind of, a little ongoing drama. 1048 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,200 (SNAKE HISSES) 1049 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,240 (SCREAMS) 1050 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,720 There were several people bitten by the pythons, 1051 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,800 and we had ambulances just outside the doors. 1052 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,560 That sequence was tough, because also my dress, 1053 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,840 the dress I wear, they realised that the fabric it was made of was... 1054 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,800 They couldn't fireproof it. 1055 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,840 So, they had to have people just off camera on either side of me 1056 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:23,000 with, like, you know, fire extinguishers 1057 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,920 and wet blankets and things like that, 1058 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,600 in case my dress went up. 1059 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,400 (LAUGHS) 1060 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,440 You've got ambulances outside in case you get bitten, 1061 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:35,160 and you've got people with fire extinguishers 1062 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,840 in case you get set alight. Yeah, in case I go up! 1063 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,600 Indy, the torch is going out! 1064 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:47,320 One thing I've collected is this. It's a book of storyboards right the way through the tank chase sequence. 1065 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,160 It's like a little bible... Yeah. 1066 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,760 ..about that very thing. 1067 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,680 And it's lovely to have that as a piece of my life, my history. 1068 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,440 It's cinematic history as well. 1069 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,400 I used to read the storyboards to my kids, 1070 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,040 and that would be their bedtime reading. (LAUGHS) 1071 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,440 I mean, I'm sure there's some scenes you couldn't have done it for. 1072 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,600 "So, then the Nazi's face melted. The end. Anyway, have a good sleep." 1073 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,360 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Exactly. 1074 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,840 In every Indiana Jones, 1075 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,840 there's a part every guy would like to be, 1076 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,680 a part every kid would like to be, 1077 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,840 and a part every woman would like to be. 1078 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,040 And you got to be Indiana Jones. Absolutely. 1079 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,200 And I'm very, very proud of it. 1080 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:30,720 'It's finally time for one of the most famous scenes 1081 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,000 in the history of cinema - 1082 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,760 Indy's legendary escape from a massive boulder 1083 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,440 in Raiders Of The Lost Ark.' 1084 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,080 How does the boulder know which way he's going? 1085 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,680 I don't know. That's movies. 1086 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:45,000 I would just literally pelt it. 1087 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,840 I hate spiders so much. 1088 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,960 Like, I'd rather get run over by a boulder. 1089 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,400 If that boulder hit you, you'd be dead. 1090 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,800 That's scientifical. 1091 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,880 It would probably pop your muscles, pop your veins - 1092 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,800 Blood vessels as well. Blood vessels. 1093 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,240 What would you do? 1094 00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:04,080 Just sit down and wait till the brush of cold death. 1095 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:08,320 What you have to do is you have to bring a piece of paper with you. 1096 00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,560 Why? 1097 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,880 Paper beats rock. (BOTH LAUGH) 1098 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,840 Hey, Zoe. That's a big rock. 1099 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,160 Boulder. 1100 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,120 (MORE BOLDLY) Hey, Zoe, that's a big rock! 1101 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,960 Want me to tell you the science behind the boulder stunt? 1102 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,800 Yes, I would. Sorry for doing that. 1103 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:30,440 I've calculated that the boulder is about three metres high, 1104 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,960 and it's made of granite, 1105 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,400 so it would probably weigh in close to 46 tonnes. 1106 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,160 That's a massive mass. Big. 1107 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,840 And that mass, coming from that height, 1108 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:44,480 is gonna start to roll and travel up to 16.8 miles per hour. 1109 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,160 I reckon I could outrun that. 1110 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,120 Well, it doesn't sound that fast, 1111 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,680 but think, the average human running for their life 1112 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,920 is gonna be going at 12 miles per hour, 1113 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,360 if they're lucky, so what are your chances? 1114 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,080 Well, I was North Yorkshire cross country champion, 1115 00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,040 under 16s, three years in a row, so pretty good, I reckon. 1116 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,080 So, do you think Indy could've survived? 1117 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,360 No. I think he would've been squashed. 1118 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:09,160 Let's look at what happens when something very heavy rolls over everyday items, 1119 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,440 and for that we need to go outside, and more importantly... 1120 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,800 let's get ready to roll! Do you think she's alright? 1121 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:20,840 Here we have an array of everyday items, to represent the human body. 1122 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,240 A watermelon, for your head! 1123 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,800 A toilet, for your bones! 1124 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,400 A barbecue, for your ribcage! 1125 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:33,520 And a mattress filled with water, for your internal organs! 1126 00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,960 Zoe, did you get all of your items from the middle aisle of Lidl? 1127 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,800 Guilty. But remember, we're looking at what would happen 1128 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,320 if a boulder was to roll over a human body. 1129 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,120 Goggles on. 1130 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,800 Let's get crushing! 1131 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,800 (CHANTING) Crush them! Crush them! Crush them! 1132 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,520 (WARNING BEEPS) 1133 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,000 Here we go. Oh, gosh. 1134 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,280 Oh, he's going quite fast. He's not shy.Oh, wow! 1135 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,840 Oh! 1136 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,720 Oh, the head is dead. Every cell in your body, pop! 1137 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,680 Come on. Ooh. 1138 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,760 (CLATTERING) 1139 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,720 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1140 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:16,920 (SCREAMS) 1141 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,960 You're being minced and ground down here. 1142 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,200 This is nasty. 1143 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:23,480 Rib. Another rib. 1144 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,920 Oh! Oh! Oh, no! No! 1145 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,800 It's all falling out! 1146 00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,640 Oh, it's horrible! 1147 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,520 Oh, God! 1148 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,120 Argh! Argh! 1149 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,720 I've not seen a toilet destroyed like that 1150 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:41,920 since I went camping with my dad. 1151 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,600 That's all our items decimated. Yeah.Yeah. 1152 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,120 That's definitely the case. 1153 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,400 What you need to remember is that steamroller, it's only 13 tonnes. 1154 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,000 Only? And it's travelling at 1155 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,080 a really sedentary one or two miles per hour. 1156 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:58,560 The boulder, it's going at 16 miles per hour, 46 tonnes. 1157 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,560 'The boulder would certainly fracture 1158 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,160 almost every bone in the body, 1159 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,560 cause all the cells and internal organs to burst open, 1160 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,280 inducing asphyxia, internal bleeding, 1161 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,600 catastrophic haemorrhage, and certain death. 1162 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,320 How do you think you might survive? It's definitely not UNDER. 1163 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,760 Under is a no-go, so maybe OVER? 1164 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,400 We've got long limbs. Ride it. 1165 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,520 Could jump it. Ride it, just ride it out. 1166 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,400 Yeah. Just face it head-on? 1167 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,880 Just, sort of roll with it. Yeah. I like that. 1168 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,400 Let's go inside. I'll show you how it's done. 1169 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,400 As you can imagine, no protection in the world 1170 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,120 could stop you being crushed by that boulder, 1171 00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,720 but there might be something we can do to dissipate that kinetic energy, 1172 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,240 you know, slow the ball down, 1173 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,120 and we're gonna test out the theory using these two bowling balls. 1174 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,840 The principle is you've got two different tracks. 1175 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,360 Greg, you're gonna go down this run unimpeded. 1176 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,600 Your target is Indiana Jones at the end. 1177 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,400 Easy. OK? Maisie, your track is lined 1178 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,360 with a series of obstacles 1179 00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,600 that hopefully will reduce the momentum of that bowling ball 1180 00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,760 enough for it to potentially not make it to the end, but we'll see. 1181 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:06,200 And to keep it on brand, those obstacles, little rubber snakes. 1182 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:07,640 Oh. Lovely. 1183 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,400 Hang on, Indiana Jones is gonna be saved by some speedbumps, 1184 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,680 like he's just working for the council or something? 1185 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:14,240 It's surprisingly effective, I hope. 1186 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,640 Alright. Balls at the ready. 1187 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,160 Cor! 1188 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,920 Place your balls on the ramp. Buy me a drink first. 1189 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,320 No pushing. I wouldn't dream of it, Zoe. 1190 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:27,320 Three, two, one... 1191 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,800 ..release. 1192 00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:33,480 Oh! 1193 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,960 Yes, yes, yes! 1194 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,240 Yes! Oh, no! 1195 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:44,560 I've been pushed back by a penultimate snake. 1196 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:50,480 This proves that we can dissipate the energy from the rolling boulder 1197 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,480 enough to stop it reaching you. 1198 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,800 That bowling ball didn't even have enough energy 1199 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,160 to cross the final snake. Alright, Zoe. Thank you. 1200 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,680 I think we're just talking, like, 1201 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:01,160 a little ten-centimetre speedbump is all you need. 1202 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,280 So, some bamboo logs could be laid down 1203 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,120 in front of the path of the careering ball, 1204 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:11,000 dissipate that energy, and save you from certain crushing. 1205 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,200 Well, I don't know if we need to slow down the momentum. 1206 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:15,760 I'm not sure if I've mentioned, but I was cross country champion 1207 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,920 three years in a row, so I'd probably outrun it. 1208 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,440 To be fair, that might actually come in handy. 1209 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,680 But that's it from me now, 1210 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,920 so best of luck, and try and enjoy it. 1211 00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:26,800 What do you mean, that's it from you? Zoe! 1212 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,200 I didn't get all that. Yeah, so it was 2008, 1213 00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,200 a rainy morning in Aireville Park, I've won two years on the trot - 1214 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,200 No, not the cross country bit again, the bamboo bit. 1215 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,720 But...you haven't even heard the rest of the story. 1216 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,160 Don't need to. Three years on the trot. 1217 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,080 'It's time to take all the science tips that we've learnt from Zoe 1218 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,120 and finally put them into action.' 1219 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,720 Silence! Wow. 1220 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,160 Run! 1221 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,840 (WHIP WHOOSHES AND CRACKS) 1222 00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,320 (WHIP WHOOSHES AND CRACKS) 1223 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,760 (ROUSING SOUNDTRACK MUSIC) 1224 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:06,960 Maisie, it's finally time. 1225 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,600 I cannot believe we get to become Indiana Jones 1226 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,120 and take on all these traps, and there's not a fridge in sight. 1227 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,240 But first, I think we need to get an outfit change. 1228 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,560 Great idea. I was thinking exactly the same thing. 1229 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,760 Maisie, what do you think about - Oh, wow. 1230 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,880 Oh. 1231 00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:25,360 God. 1232 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:29,640 Um... Well, you chose...wisely. 1233 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,880 And you chose...poorly. 1234 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,960 Really poorly. I feel really stupid, actually. 1235 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,360 OK, well, go and get changed into an outfit that doesn't look like 1236 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,400 you're about to go on the world's worst stag do. 1237 00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,960 Yeah, OK. 1238 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,200 Now that is what I'm talking about. 1239 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:49,320 Yes! 1240 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,480 I bet Alex doesn't look half as cool as this. 1241 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,000 No chance. 1242 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:58,240 Uncovering all the secrets of Indiana Jones has been amazing. 1243 00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,840 Getting to look around these film studios and meet the cast and crew 1244 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:05,400 has brought home how much these films revolutionised the genre. 1245 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,160 We may have first met Indy over four decades ago, 1246 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:12,200 but as the great man once said, "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." 1247 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,960 So, Greg, Maisie, all that's left to say is good luck, 1248 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,600 and if anything goes wrong, we'll have a whip round. 1249 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,920 Do you get it? Cos of the...whip. 1250 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:22,680 (WHIP CRACKS) 1251 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,480 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1252 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,400 I'm really excited. Are you ready? I'm ready. 1253 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:44,840 Then let's do this. 1254 00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,880 (TENSE MUSIC) 1255 00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,840 OK, right, Greg, it's time to take all the science tips 1256 00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,880 that we've learnt from Zoe and finally put them into action. 1257 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,720 I'm gonna absolutely smash this. 1258 01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,760 I thought I was gonna smash this, but now I'm a bit overwhelmed, 1259 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:09,760 my mind's gone blank and all I can think about is oxbow lakes - geography, not science. 1260 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,080 No, no, listen, you're gonna be fine, OK? 1261 01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:16,320 I'm gonna take the golden idol before dodging the wall of arrows with my carpet shield, 1262 01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,280 and then crossing a massive chasm with my inflatable bridge. 1263 01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,680 OK, good plan. I'm gonna get the Sankara Stones, 1264 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,360 before jumping in a getaway minecart, 1265 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,320 with my rather dashing carbon ceramic shoes, 1266 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,200 then spread my weight across the quicksand. 1267 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,680 Great. Then meet me by the boulder before outrunning it, 1268 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,000 and then we end this by drinking from the Holy Grail and achieving immortality. 1269 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:36,080 Good. One thing, if we ARE gonna be super-cool super heroes, 1270 01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:38,120 we need a super-cool catchphrase. 1271 01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,480 Just call me...Indiana James. 1272 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,280 Have you been waiting all show to say that? 1273 01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,280 It's the only reason I took the job, yeah. Let's go! 1274 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,480 (CACKLES) 1275 01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,920 You thought it would be that easy, hm? 1276 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:51,960 Sorry, who are you? Me? 1277 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,120 Um... I'm afraid I'm a Nazi. 1278 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:57,640 I got a call from my agent about being a baddie in Indiana Jones, 1279 01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,560 and it was either this, or an alien, 1280 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,920 or an inappropriate racial stereotype, and they're all career killers. 1281 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:06,320 Anyway, believe it or not, Nazi, penchant for evil, 1282 01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:09,520 and desire to bring down civilisations using the power of ancient artefacts - 1283 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,760 artefacts I believe you own. 1284 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,880 So, Maisie Adam and Greg James, 1285 01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:18,360 you will have to stop me reaching the grail first! 1286 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,600 Actually, you know what, this is quite a good role. 1287 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,680 Right, so not only do we need to find the artefacts, 1288 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,000 we also need to defeat this drama school Nazi? 1289 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,040 Yes, darling. I mean, ja! 1290 01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:29,480 (CACKLES) 1291 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,600 In that case, I'm gonna go and get the Sankara Stones before he does. 1292 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,680 Catch you in a bit. 1293 01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:37,360 Damn it! Zoe never told us the science of this bit. 1294 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,160 E equals MC squared. 1295 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,120 Screw this. 1296 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,600 Instead... 1297 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,720 (DEEP RUMBLING STARTS) 1298 01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:54,600 Oh, no. Rumbling is never good. 1299 01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,040 (GASPS) 1300 01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,160 Oh, my God. 1301 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,080 These look like delicious potatoes. 1302 01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:10,920 You ARE delicious potatoes! 1303 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,520 Yes. 1304 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,880 Because the budget went on me. 1305 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,720 An incredible actor. 1306 01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:19,600 I'll be taking that. 1307 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,520 Yoink! You can't just — 1308 01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:22,880 Silence! 1309 01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,200 Wow. 1310 01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:26,120 On reflection, that maybe was a bit much. 1311 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,320 I do apologise. (LAUGHS) Quick! There's not much time! 1312 01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,960 I must catch him! 1313 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,960 But first, I must put on my special shoes! 1314 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,960 (BIRD CALLS) 1315 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:41,920 OK, time to have my life saved by my nan's carpet. 1316 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,080 OK, here we go. 1317 01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,880 Oh! Careful! This is 100% angora! 1318 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:57,280 Oh! 1319 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,320 Oh, my God, it worked. 1320 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,960 Thank you, Zoe, and your hairy layers. 1321 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,360 I'm coming for ya! 1322 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,440 I want my potato back! 1323 01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:27,000 (HIGH-PITCHED METALLIC SQUEAK) 1324 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,640 Thank you for your service, shoe. 1325 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,800 Ooh. 1326 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,800 Come on, Maisie, engage the lungs. 1327 01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,640 Done. 1328 01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,160 I really hope Zoe was right about the honeycomb. 1329 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,680 Trust Zoe. Trust Zoe. 1330 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,280 Trust the honeycomb. Don't let me down. 1331 01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:57,920 You're not afraid of heights. (REPEATS) 1332 01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,600 Just go, just go, just go. 1333 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:00,880 Oh, God. Oh. 1334 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,440 Ooh. 1335 01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:05,160 Ooh, ooh, ooh. Very bendy. 1336 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,040 Very wobbly. Ooh. 1337 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,440 Oh, my God! Oh! 1338 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,200 Oh, my God, it worked! Yes! 1339 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,680 I didn't realise being an adventurer 1340 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:21,040 would involve so many costume changes. 1341 01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:23,000 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1342 01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:26,400 Stay calm, trust Zoe. 1343 01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:29,400 Panicking. OK, calm! Sand shouldn't be bubbling. 1344 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,240 Argh! 1345 01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,640 Oh, God. Come on! 1346 01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,360 Come on! Argh! 1347 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,520 I've got sand on my bamboo! 1348 01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:53,880 (LAUGHS) 1349 01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:05,840 You're alive! Yeah, barely. 1350 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,120 I'm very sandy. 1351 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,800 Say auf wiedersehen to your life, losers. 1352 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,080 (HEAVY THUD AND RUMBLING) 1353 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,680 Oh! Ahh! 1354 01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:18,560 Remember your science. Slow it down! 1355 01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:20,920 I feel like we should also RUN! 1356 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,000 Think about what the council would do! 1357 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,360 Write a letter? No! 1358 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,320 Oh, speedbumps! Yes, exactly! 1359 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,520 Maisie, isn't it incredible how it stopped 1360 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:54,920 just at the end of the studio, before it smacked us in the face? 1361 01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:56,760 That's science, baby. 1362 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,640 Let's crab. 1363 01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,040 (GASPS) 1364 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:07,560 Look! 1365 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,360 We found the tomb of the grail. 1366 01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:13,480 That looks like the cup of a carpenter. 1367 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:16,360 That grail belongs to me. 1368 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,280 OK, that gun does actually look quite real. 1369 01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:22,680 What are we gonna do? I've got an idea. 1370 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:25,320 Hey, baddie, your agent called 1371 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,400 and said that the casting director from Silent Witness 1372 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:31,720 has been in touch and says you'd be perfect for the show. 1373 01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:34,280 Oh, thank heavens. 1374 01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:36,960 I really didn't wanna do all the face-melty stuff. 1375 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,840 I'm wearing a lot of foundation. Alright, guys, ciao for now. 1376 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,560 Oh, you'll be needing this. 1377 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:46,000 Hot potato. (LAUGHS) Break a leg. 1378 01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:49,400 Hey, Maise, look at all these artefacts. 1379 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:52,040 What are we gonna do with all these? Go on Bargain Hunt? 1380 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:55,280 Terrific idea. Hey, you're getting the hang of this Indiana Jones lark. 1381 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,800 Thank you. Cheers. I'll drink to that. 1382 01:06:57,840 --> 01:06:59,440 Cheers. 1383 01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,840 You know what that means, don't you? What? 1384 01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:07,160 We both drunk from the grail, which means that we've both got —Covid. 1385 01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:09,400 No! Immortality. 1386 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:11,360 And we defeated a Nazi. Yeah! 1387 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:15,200 Well, kind of. I dunno, it was a pretty good day. 1388 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,360 Maybe the best day ever. Best day ever. 1389 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:20,360 What do you mean they want me to play a cadaver? 1390 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,560 Well, does he have any lines? 1391 01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,600 Oh, come on, Jackie, I went to RADA! 1392 01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:00,000 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk