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[upbeat music]
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- [chuckles]
- Hey.
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- Hey.
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- I don't want to overreact
because it's Gabby,
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but she's been in her car
the last 10 minutes
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crying and listening to Adele.
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- Oh, my gosh,
why didn't anybody tell me
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Gabby had a date last night?
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Emmett!
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- One Gabby special coming up.
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- Better make it
chocolate chip.
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Sounds like we're
"rolling in the deep."
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- What's going on?
Is Gabby OK?
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- She will be.
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It's just that she's got
such a huge heart,
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when it breaks, doves cry.
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[bell dings]
- Order up.
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- She gets that upset
after one date with a guy?
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- One date, two dates--
it doesn't matter.
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If he's leaving,
she's grieving.
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- [sniffles]
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[cheerfully]
Afternoon, everybody.
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- Hey, Gabby.
[laughs]
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Do you want some eyedrops?
They're a little red.
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- Oh.
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Well, it's not because
I've been crying.
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I've been...
getting high in my car.
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- That's OK.
That's OK.
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I mean, it's not OK that you've
been getting high before work,
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but I'm gonna
let it slide because--
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- It's Forgive a Felony Day.
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- Right, yes!
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That's it, yeah.
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Oh, and looky here.
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I accidentally made
an extra root beer float.
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Anybody want this?
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- Ooh, I do.
- No!
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Gabby already called for it,
right, Gabby?
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- Oh, I don't remember.
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- Right, 'cause you're high.
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- Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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I be cheechin'.
Yeah.
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both: [mouth words]
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- Why don't you go
and enjoy that in my office?
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You can also sit in my chair.
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- Ooh, can I spin?
- No. Off you go.
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Poor thing.
I feel so bad for her.
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Wish I could help her
with the dating, but shoot,
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I haven't dated since--
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well, back when
we called it courtin'.
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- Well, isn't she on the apps?
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What's her profile like?
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Maybe she's sending
the wrong message.
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- I have no idea.
She won't show us.
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- Well, then maybe
we'll just have
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to give her some incentive.
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- How about we get her tickets
to the picture show?
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I'm just joking.
I'm not that old.
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[laughs]
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♪ ♪
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{\an8}- ♪ Sometimes it feels like
a big ol' fight ♪
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{\an8}♪ To get through the day ♪
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♪ And sleep on
through the night ♪
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♪ But here
you'll find a place ♪
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♪ That'll surely
lift your spirits ♪
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{\an8}♪ You belong
at Happy's Place ♪
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- It's really good.
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- Keep the glass.
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We need to talk to you.
- Yeah, what's going on?
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{\an8}- I have convinced Bobbie
to get on the dating apps.
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{\an8}- [gasps, scoffs]
At your age?
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{\an8}Oh, my gosh.
That is so brave.
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{\an8}- You're brave to say that.
I'm out.
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{\an8}- And we will let you
help us create it.
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{\an8}But--but you have to
also let us look at yours
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{\an8}and make changes
if we think you need them.
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{\an8}- What do you need
to do that for?
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{\an8}- 'Cause I don't like
the guys you've been dating.
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{\an8}And Isabella could help us
bring in somebody better.
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{\an8}Take it or leave it.
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{\an8}- OK!
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{\an8}But neither of you can
repeat what's in there.
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{\an8}- What is so awful about you
that I don't already know?
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{\an8}- Your real name is Blanche?
- Shh!
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{\an8}- So how come we've
been calling you Gabby?
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{\an8}- Because when I was five,
"The Golden Girls" came out,
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{\an8}and my mom was afraid everyone
would think I was easy.
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{\an8}So she started calling me
Gabby because I talked
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{\an8}until I got on her last nerve.
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{\an8}- Wow, Gabby, you have put
down a lot of information.
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{\an8}- Yeah, of course.
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{\an8}You know, I figured the more
that they know about me,
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{\an8}the better my chances they'll
find something they like.
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{\an8}I can be whoever
they want me to be.
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{\an8}- And you say that right here
on prompt five.
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{\an8}- I think you put down
way too much.
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- Well, I agree with Bobbie.
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Too much information
can be bad.
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- Right.
Preserve the mystery of Gabby.
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Who is she?
What's she like?
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Does she know she has
root beer on her chin?
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[upbeat music]
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- Hey.
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I got the scoop on
why Gabby needed
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that chocolate chip special.
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- Really?
She told you about that?
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- No, but I've been
sitting here for so long
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that if I don't move,
it's like she can't see me.
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She's like a T. rex.
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- What happened?
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- Sounds like the guy left her
hanging at the restaurant.
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- Ooh.
- Cold.
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- The worst.
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- No.
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The worst was the guy
that broke up
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with her Christmas morning.
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Left a note in her stocking.
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- Was that
the sign spinner guy?
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- No, I think it was
the ventriloquist.
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- I thought he'd be different.
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He was talented.
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- Well, I guess making
a doll talk and dating
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are two different things.
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- We didn't even
get to know what
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this new guy did for a living.
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- Oh, I found out.
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Unicycle rider.
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- I guess he felt like
she was a second wheel.
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[chuckling]
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- What's so funny?
- Nothing.
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- Who?
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- We were being insensitive.
I apologize.
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- What were you being
insensitive about?
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- Nothing.
- What?
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- The weird men you date.
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- Seriously?
What are you on, truth serum?
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- No, it's OK.
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I feel like my luck's
gonna change now that
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Bobbie's on the apps with me.
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- Say what now?
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- Oh, yeah.
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She came to me and wanted
my help getting some dates.
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- It felt good to apologize.
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, my gosh.
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I thought that was a sweater.
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He's not wearing a shirt.
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Eh, what the heck?
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- Do men really think
pickleball is sexy?
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- Here's those glasses
you were asking for.
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- I didn't ask for any glasses.
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Did you, Gabby?
- Not me.
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- Huh.
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I thought I heard somebody
calling for glasses.
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- You expecting a tip?
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- No, I'm not.
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I just noticed
you were checking
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your phone a lot tonight.
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- Do you hear me checking
from the kitchen?
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I swear,
you're acting so strange.
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- It's not strange.
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I just heard from
somewhere that you were
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on a dating app, that's all.
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- It was me.
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I told you a half hour ago.
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- So, uh, those any good?
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- What do you care?
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It's not like
you're ever gonna use them.
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- Why not?
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- Because you
don't like people.
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- You don't have to like
someone to date them.
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- OK, in answer to your
question, these apps are great.
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I had no idea
there were so many attractive,
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eligible men in Knoxville.
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- That's good to know.
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- Emmett, glasses?
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- No, thanks.
I got some.
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- Are you really getting
a lot of matches?
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- I didn't say that.
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I said there were
a lot of eligible men,
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and not a dang one of them
has chosen me.
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You?
- One.
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But then he messaged me
and said that his finger
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sometimes spasms,
so it was a mistake.
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- Are you sure this app isn't
broken, or they're just mean
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and they're trying to
hurt our feelings?
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- Now do you see why
I get so upset
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when a date doesn't work out?
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It's hard enough just finding
a man to go out with me.
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- Well, let's give it
just a little more time.
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- You know what?
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Bobbie, I've given it
enough time.
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I just need to accept
the fact that
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I'm gonna spend the rest of
my life alone and unhappy.
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Oh, God, sweater guy said no.
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- That didn't look good.
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- It wasn't.
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Why didn't you tell me
these apps
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hardly ever give you matches?
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- Well, it's always worked great
for my friends.
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But they could have been lying.
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They're big liars.
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- I swear, yesterday,
I felt great about myself,
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and 10 minutes on this thing
and I'm crushed
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because an entrepreneur
who can't spell "entrepreneur"
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doesn't like me.
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- Well, maybe Gabby
should get off the apps
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and try to meet someone
in person.
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- Well, maybe she needs
to stop thinking
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she needs a man to be happy.
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- So how are you
gonna convince Gabby
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she doesn't need a guy?
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- Well, we tried
your sneaky way.
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Now let's try mine.
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[phone dings]
Oh, I got a match!
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Dang it.
Just an ad.
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- Oh.
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- 30% off a walk-in tub.
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Look at that.
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, Emmett.
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Did I ever introduce you
to my cousin, Amalia?
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She's single
and a truly terrible person.
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- What?
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- Yeah, you said you don't have
to like someone to date them,
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so she's perfect.
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- That's not nice, Steve.
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He should start with irritating
before he steps up to terrible.
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- Oh, ho, ho.
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You little boys think
you're funny, don't you?
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- This little boy does.
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Takoda?
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- I make my wife laugh.
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- City park and a bus stop.
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- What's that?
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- That's where I kick
both your asses.
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- We should get back to work.
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- Uh, so what's this
special event
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that Bobbie has us
working tonight?
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- Oh, she's gathering a group
of successful, happy women
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without partners
to convince Gabby
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she should give up on love.
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- That doesn't
sound like Bobbie.
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- 'Cause it's not.
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She wants Gabby to understand
she shouldn't base
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her happiness on
being in a relationship.
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- I think you're funny.
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[upbeat music]
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- Hey.
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What's going on?
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Gabby ain't talking to anybody.
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I didn't think
that was even possible.
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- You guys said this party
would cheer me up.
254
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,337
Well, I shaved my legs,
255
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,907
and the only guys here
are the ones I already know.
256
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,409
- OK,
that's the Blanche talking.
257
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,211
Let's bring it down.
258
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:50,015
- Listen, I know that
you're trying to help,
259
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,217
but I'm starting to feel
very uncomfortable.
260
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,453
- What are you talking about?
I'm not trying to help.
261
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,288
Are you, Isabella?
- Of course not.
262
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,056
- Yeah.
263
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,725
- We're both very
self-centered.
264
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,361
- So it's just a coincidence
that all of these women
265
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:06,031
are successful and don't
have husbands or boyfriends?
266
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:08,100
- Oh, my gosh.
You're right.
267
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,302
That never occurred to me.
268
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,771
- I just don't think it's right
to let all of these women think
269
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:16,342
they have a shot at all this.
270
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,243
- What?
271
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,779
- She thinks
the ladies' night is, uh...
272
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:24,049
[raunchy voice]
"Ladies' night."
273
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:27,019
- Of course, if you're curious,
I'll support you.
274
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,221
You know, it's--
it's just not for me--
275
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,423
yet.
276
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,927
- These ladies are here because
they're perfect examples
277
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,995
that you don't need a man
to be happy.
278
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,430
- Yeah, we think you
put too much pressure
279
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,000
on yourself to find someone.
280
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,068
- But I want a man
in my life to love me.
281
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,303
- Yeah, it's not like
we don't want you
282
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,038
to find someone that loves you.
We do.
283
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,407
- And being alone doesn't
have to mean being unhappy.
284
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,110
- So do me a favor
and talk to these ladies.
285
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,912
You'll see.
They're happy with their lives.
286
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,048
And you can be, too.
287
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,816
- OK.
- Great.
288
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,385
- I'll give it a try.
- OK.
289
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,854
- Oh, and if you do decide
to switch teams,
290
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,958
the tall blonde is a player.
291
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:09,561
♪ ♪
292
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,264
- You know what I like
about an all women's event?
293
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,999
Less burping.
294
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,202
- And an open bar
with no fights.
295
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,371
- Well, you're missing
the scuffle out back.
296
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,374
One woman just took off
her earrings.
297
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,811
- Bye.
298
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,546
Oh, thank you so much.
299
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,149
OK, I will see you
at rugby, Carla.
300
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,117
OK?
301
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:36,021
[sighs]
This was wonderful.
302
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:37,990
- Sounded like
you had a nice night.
303
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,259
- Better than nice.
Incredible.
304
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,361
- All right, then.
Spill the tea.
305
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,395
- Yeah, come on.
306
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,264
- So you were right.
307
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,200
All those ladies have
wonderful lives and families.
308
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,102
- I told you!
I told her!
309
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,537
- Calm down.
I was here, too.
310
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,838
- I forgot.
311
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,239
- They don't need a man.
312
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,943
And I realize that
now neither do I.
313
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,912
- That's right.
Hit the road, boys.
314
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:02,147
- We did it!
[laughter]
315
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,484
- And make way for my baby!
316
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,120
both: What?
317
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,156
- I'm gonna have a baby.
318
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,260
[laughter]
319
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,229
- You got us there.
She's gonna have a baby.
320
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,231
- Yeah, the question is,
a baby what?
321
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,566
- A baby what?
- Whoo.
322
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,867
- Little bitty baby puppy.
323
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,869
[laughter]
324
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,637
- A baby human.
325
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,173
I'm serious.
326
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,475
- [clears throat]
I'm--I'm--
327
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,543
I'm sorry we laughed
at you, Gabby,
328
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,213
but you can kind of understand
why we did, right?
329
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,647
- Yeah.
330
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,384
Because to you,
I'm not a person.
331
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,586
I'm a punchline.
332
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,287
- No.
333
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:45,157
Because a baby is
a huge responsibility.
334
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,592
You don't make that decision
335
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,594
after a couple of conversations.
336
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:51,363
- And you're just so funny,
we expect you to be kidding.
337
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,998
- Yeah.
- If you think about it,
338
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,667
it's really a compliment
that we laughed.
339
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,235
- Mm.
340
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,469
- All my friends think
everything I say is a joke.
341
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,004
I'm so flattered.
342
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,472
- Hey, I respect you.
343
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,473
We all do.
344
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,075
- Really?
345
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,610
Is that why Isabella
changed all my answers
346
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,012
on my dating profile?
347
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,914
Or why Steve, Emmett,
and Takoda think
348
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:11,383
that I can only date weirdos?
349
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:15,120
Or why you think
the mystery of Gabby
350
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,356
is more appealing
than actual Gabby?
351
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,525
- Well, now, I can see why
you might think that.
352
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,526
- You know what, Bobbie?
353
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,594
For your information,
I've been thinking about
354
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,297
having a baby for a while now.
355
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,266
I didn't say anything because
356
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,936
this was the reaction
I was afraid of.
357
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:33,006
Isn't that funny?
358
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,944
- A baby what?
359
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:39,978
- Don't give me that.
- Really?
360
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,649
- You--you said--
[stammers] Yeah.
361
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,422
- All right, everybody ready?
I'm gonna go get Gabby.
362
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,657
- I just need one more second.
363
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,260
- OK, you got till
I get her out of the car.
364
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:59,165
Oh, good lord.
I can hear Adele from here.
365
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,634
- I hate seeing Gabby so sad.
366
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,171
- I feel terrible
that we hurt her feelings.
367
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,573
- Well, Gabby's tough.
368
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,309
She doesn't always show it
if you rattle her cage.
369
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,677
- Yeah,
but I should have known.
370
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,679
I majored in psychology.
371
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,016
Big personality, hiding pain.
372
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,584
I see it all now.
373
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,053
- Adele can wait.
We need you in here.
374
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:24,189
- Bobbie, I told you,
I do not want to talk about--
375
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,058
Oh, my God.
Is this an intervention?
376
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,526
[sighs]
377
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:31,296
- No, it's a group of people
who love and care about you.
378
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:35,601
- That's what an
intervention is, Bobbie!
379
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:39,605
People who love you so much,
they want to put you away!
380
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,341
[sighs]
- Come on, just have a seat.
381
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,777
Takoda, would you start us out?
382
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,578
- Gabby, I wrote a letter.
383
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:49,782
- Oh, my God!
It is an intervention!
384
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:53,452
OK, you guys, I wasn't
getting high in my car!
385
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,088
I just wanted to seem cool--
386
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:59,725
said everybody at
their intervention!
387
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,226
- Come on.
388
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,761
Just listen, OK?
389
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,496
- [sighs]
390
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,732
- When my son didn't get
into the school play,
391
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,300
he was heartbroken.
392
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,170
But then his Aunt Gabby
spent hours with him,
393
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,172
choreographing a dance
to the song
394
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:16,108
about the Sharks
versus the Jets,
395
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:19,311
so that he could
put on a show for us.
396
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,146
- It was nothing.
397
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,415
It was just
snap, snap, snap, freeze!
398
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,219
Vogue, vogue, snap, oh!
399
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,225
- Thank you
400
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,061
for making him
believe in himself, Gabby.
401
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:39,365
- Well, when you're a Jet,
you're a Jet all the way.
402
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:42,335
- OK.
OK, I'm going next.
403
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:48,374
Gabby, I admire
how fearless you are.
404
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,275
It makes me want
to be fearless, too--
405
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,446
in an organized manner.
406
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,650
[exhales, sniffles]
407
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,259
- Really?
- [strained] Mm-hmm.
408
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,100
- Wow.
409
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,335
Do you wanna go wash--
410
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,672
- All of this?
Yes, thank you.
411
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,209
- I worked the
Thursday opening shift
412
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,545
with Gabby three years ago.
413
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,748
Should have been a, uh,
slow day
414
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,617
until they showed up.
415
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:32,751
- Who's "they"?
416
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,421
- A walking tour.
417
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,456
- A herd of ravenously hungry
418
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,191
and thirsty tourists
had us surrounded.
419
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,759
You remember that?
- Yeah.
420
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,528
- Gabby yelled out
over the crowd,
421
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,330
"There are two menu options--
422
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:48,834
draft beer and fried pickles."
423
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:52,238
We fed and beer-ed them all
in 20 minutes.
424
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,842
It's been an honor
serving with you.
425
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,144
- And you.
426
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,548
Thank you for your service.
427
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:07,386
- My first day working here
at the tavern was
428
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,489
two months after
my husband died.
429
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:14,226
Losing Travis felt like
somebody had just
430
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:17,363
come into my life--
431
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,764
Can y'all turn around, please?
432
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,501
I--I can't do this
with y'all looking at me.
433
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,579
It felt like they had come into
my life and cut me to pieces.
434
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,782
I didn't think
I'd ever be whole again.
435
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:41,821
And then Daddy made me work
every single shift with Gabby.
436
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,392
And she was the one
that asked me questions
437
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,460
that nobody else wanted to ask.
438
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,263
They were afraid.
439
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,633
[sighs]
Stuff like...
440
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,669
do you miss him?
441
00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:59,605
What was the last thing
he said to you?
442
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,776
Can I have his clothes?
443
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,812
- What?
444
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:11,350
His shirts fit better than
the ones at Long Tall Sally's.
445
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,419
- Gabby, you saved me.
446
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,320
Question after question,
447
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,289
you helped me put myself
back together.
448
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,358
- Oh, Bobbie.
449
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,560
[sniffling]
450
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:25,297
- And I know sometimes
we don't say it the right way,
451
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,700
but that's because sometimes
it's just easier for us
452
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:32,604
to tease instead of telling
each other how we really feel.
453
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,574
Each and every one of us
respect the heck out of you.
454
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:39,311
And you gotta know
that we love you.
455
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,381
- I love you guys.
[sniffles]
456
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:47,453
- Um, I didn't go yet.
457
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,356
- Oh, of course, honey.
Go ahead.
458
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,791
- It's kind of weird now,
459
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,960
but I love you.
460
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,596
And I respect you, too.
461
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,933
- I love you, too.
[sniffles]
462
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,902
Is that all?
463
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,538
- Yeah.
464
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:09,541
- I liked it.
You know, short and sweet.
465
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,977
Short and sweet.
[chuckles]
466
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,279
Anyway, thank you all.
467
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,282
You know, sometimes when I
don't feel great about myself,
468
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:21,855
like after a date or when I
get off the phone from my mom...
469
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,859
I need to be reminded
that there are people
470
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,927
that I really care about
471
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,030
who care about me, too.
472
00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:33,900
So thank you.
473
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,071
[sighs]
474
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,873
- We're good.
Yeah.
475
00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:42,341
We saluted.
476
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,642
- Yeah.
477
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:47,446
[laughs] You are one
tough coconut, hombre.
478
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,649
- Well, I don't know about
y'all, but I could use a drink.
479
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,819
- Yes.
- All right.
480
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,458
- What did I miss?
Does Gabby still want a baby?
481
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,062
{\an8}- Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
482
00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:06,799
{\an8}- Then we're gonna be with you
every step of the way.
483
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:12,071
{\an8}I mean, not every step 'cause,
you know, kind of personal.
484
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:14,808
{\an8}But every step that is fit
for the public.
485
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,544
{\an8}- What a great night!
486
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,446
{\an8}I'm gonna have a baby,
487
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,647
{\an8}and I don't have to go to rehab.
488
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:24,383
{\an8}[laughs]
Whew!
489
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:28,788
{\an8}- OK, maybe don't yell that out
at the baby doctor office, OK?