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Do you think it's strange
that the highest compliment
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you can pay a chef
is to pantomime kissing
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a duck on the lips
and the duck's head explodes?
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I'm gonna need
some more coffee.
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What are you talking about?
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When you asked that gentleman
if he was enjoying his food,
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he did this.
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Steve, you "quack" me up.
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Bonjour, mes amis!
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That's French
for howdy, y'all.
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What's with the box?
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For every croissant
you buy at Patsy's Pastries
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this week, you get
a raffle ticket for a trip
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to France, so voilà!
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I bought 20 croissants.
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That's just
a silly sales tool.
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And the odds of you winning?
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Pardon my French--
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big fat zero.
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Maybe, but isn't it worth it
to dream of Paris?
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Mm.
Mm!
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- Now I see the duck.
- Thank you.
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- Good morning, everyone.
- Morning.
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Sorry I'm late.
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But, uh, today,
I'm not just late for work.
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- Oh, my gosh, are you--
- Gabby, are you--
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I just may be.
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Someone please
finish a sentence.
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I'm pregnant!
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Oh, congratulations, Gabby!
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I'm going to be Tía Isabella.
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That's wonderful, Gabby.
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I didn't know you got your
test results back so quick.
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Oh, no, those weren't
pregnancy tests.
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Those were just some tests
to determine my chances
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of carrying a child,
and I guess we found out
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the answer to that already.
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Yeah, but if you didn't
take a pregnancy test,
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how can you be sure?
- Oh, Bobbie, I am sure.
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Let's just say that my body
is always on time.
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I'm like a Swiss watch,
like a Japanese train,
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like a birthday card
from my mom
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a week after my birthday.
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Congratulations, Gabby.
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OCD hug?
- Yes.
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Oh, gosh.
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I'm just--
I'm so excited.
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I have to pee!
Ah!
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Don't forget,
you're peeing for two.
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Ah.
This is amazing.
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- Yep, yep.
- That's your reaction?
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"Yep"?
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Well, I think
it's just a little early
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to be celebrating.
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Sometimes Gabby can be
like a young child
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holding a big clump
of balloons.
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You mean happy?
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I mean I don't want her
floating off into space.
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I lost an uncle that way,
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skinny guy, 80th birthday.
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You know what you need?
A trip to France.
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I'm going back to Patsy's
for more croissants!
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♪ Sometimes it feels
like a big ol' fight ♪
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♪ To get through the day ♪
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♪ And sleep on
through the night ♪
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♪ But here
you'll find a place ♪
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♪ That'll surely
lift your spirits ♪
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♪ You belong
at Happy's Place ♪
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{\an8}Hey, uh,
is Gabby's skin more radiant?
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{\an8}Because she just asked me
if it was.
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{\an8}And, uh, I said yes.
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{\an8}Was that the right answer?
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{\an8}Yes, it was.
Well done.
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{\an8}You got off easy.
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{\an8}She tells me, feel my boobs.
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{\an8}They're fuller.
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{\an8}That doesn't sound
so bad to me.
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{\an8}- Oh, no!
- What's wrong?
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{\an8}You got to the end of TikTok
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{\an8}and realized
you just wasted your life?
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{\an8}The bluegrass band I booked
for tonight just canceled.
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{\an8}It's Tennessee.
Go outside and throw a rock.
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{\an8}You could hit a banjo player.
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{\an8}Oh, my daddy
always used to say,
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{\an8}you know the difference
between an onion and a banjo?
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}Nobody ever cries when
they're chopping up a banjo.
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{\an8}This must have been
what "Hee Haw" was like.
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{\an8}Anyway,
I've got a band to find.
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OK.
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Hey, if you showed up
for live music and instead,
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it was a suspiciously available
party princess,
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would you be mad?
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I'd be confused.
What's going on?
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Oh, our band for tonight
canceled at the last minute.
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You just can't trust musicians.
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Rude.
My band would never do that.
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Wait, you're in a band?
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We're called Sunburst,
named after the flower,
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not the orange juice.
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It's just me
and a couple of other dads
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from my kids' preschool.
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Ah, the cool dads.
You guys any good?
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Ask Emmett and Steve.
They came to see us play.
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They said we were amazing.
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Well, that's all
I need to hear.
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Can you guys play tonight?
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Absolutely.
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I'll call the guys.
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Tonight, we're gonna rock,
assuming we can get sitters.
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OK, guys, I need you to
help me pick out a baby name,
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and it has to pass
the playground test.
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What's the playground test?
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Well, you can't name
your kid anything
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that rhymes with something bad.
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You name your son Bart,
bullies call him Fart.
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Name your daughter Gabby,
bullies call her
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Blabby or Crabby
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or Jolly Blonde Giant
with No Friends.
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What's going on?
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Talking baby names,
uncovering childhood traumas.
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Just a typical Wednesday.
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You have any suggestions
for Gabby's little one?
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It just shouldn't rhyme
with a curse.
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Oh, well, I like
the way they used to do it
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back in the Middle Ages.
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Wait till the kid's
three or four years old
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and then give them a name.
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Wow, when's the last time
you heard someone say,
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"I liked it how they did it
in the Middle Ages"?
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- Carry on.
- Well, wait, wait.
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Bobbie, don't you want to help?
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No, I don't think
I'd pass the rhyme test,
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probably 'cause I know
too many cuss words.
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- Well, Bobbie...
- Huh?
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I mean,
maybe it's just my hormones
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making me extra sensitive,
but I feel like
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you're not totally excited
for me.
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Oh, no, honey,
I am excited for you.
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But?
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I just don't want you
to get too excited
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because then
you'll be disappointed.
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You know, Bobbie,
that's not gonna happen, OK?
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There is something
going on in my body.
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Here, feel my boobs.
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Just feel 'em.
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Thanks, but I have a feeling
they're just gonna be the same
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as they were this morning.
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Bobbie, look, I have been
not pregnant my whole life,
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and I know
what that feels like.
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This is different.
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And, you know, I just want
to enjoy every moment.
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And you should.
Don't pay any attention to me.
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Well, you're kind of
hard to ignore,
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when you're doing this
whole Bobbie Bummer thing,
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always expecting the worst.
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Ooh, I have to pee again.
This is so exciting.
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I pee now when I'm excited.
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"Bobbie Bummer"?
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I'm not like that, am I?
- You? No.
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Not really.
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Not all the time.
Not about everything.
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Anyway, work, work.
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That was pretty weird,
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what Gabby said
about me, right?
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- Definitely.
- Yeah.
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- You know the weirdest part?
- What?
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Bummer and Bobbie
don't even rhyme...
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but it still works.
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I heard you hired
Takoda's band
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to play tonight.
- That's right.
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You know, I haven't
seen him this happy
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since that butterfly landed
on his shoulder.
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OK, you cannot hire Sunburst
to play here.
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Their style is not a good fit
for the tavern.
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Why? What type
of music do they play?
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Folk, rock, country?
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Death metal.
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Sunburst is
a death metal band?
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Emmett and I watched them
play at a biker bar.
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They got fired because
they were too loud.
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He told me you guys said
they were awesome.
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We lied!
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Music is subjective,
you know?
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I hear some people
don't like...
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Beyoncé.
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Why are you whispering?
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I don't want
the Hive to hear me.
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OK, I sent you a YouTube link
of them playing in his garage.
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Aw, cute.
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Look at them,
all dressed in black and--
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oh, oh!
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That is very loud!
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Ah, so much feedback.
Is that singing?
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- No.
- Oh, when will it stop?
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Please, make it stop.
Ah!
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Not exactly "Halo," huh?
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Listen, you cannot
hire them to play here.
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His heart will break
when all the customers
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run out screaming
just like the bikers did.
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Guys, I just got an alert
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that Sunburst got another view
on YouTube.
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Wow.
And how many is that?
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15.
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15 whole views.
Ah!
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Ah!
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Oh, God.
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Well, is it me
or did my kitchen
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just get more beautiful?
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Don't you mean gloomier,
darker, more depressing?
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All excellent compliments,
but no.
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I'm gonna take
a wild guess here.
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You got something on your mind?
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It's that baby thing.
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Gabby called me Bobbie Bummer.
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She said I'm always
expecting the worst.
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Am I like that?
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Well, if you are,
you're expecting me to say yes.
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Is that what you're expecting?
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Yes.
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Then you answered
your own question.
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What's happened to me?
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I'm an optimist.
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Daddy always said,
I'm either looking
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at the bright side
or polishing a turd.
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Well, that's right.
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Then he had to go
and screw it all up by dying.
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I appreciate you trying
to lift my spirits.
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Look, I brought it up
because when Happy got sick,
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you said he wasn't gonna die,
but he did.
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What's your point?
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It's this.
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One reason it hurt so bad was
because you were an optimist.
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You weren't expecting
the worst.
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Oh, and if I had have been
expecting the worst,
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it probably wouldn't have
hurt so much?
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Probably.
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So if that's how you're
looking at things now,
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makes sense.
- Well, guess what.
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My good friend Gabby
is excited about something,
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and I'm gonna be excited
about something too.
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Well, you just go ahead
and get excited.
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Thanks, Emmett.
This helped a lot.
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Glad to hear it.
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Now I'm kind of depressed.
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Let me guess,
you still haven't broken
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the news to Takoda.
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How'd you know?
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Seeing his hair that close
to the chili makes me anxious.
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This is awful.
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If I do fire him or if I don't,
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either way,
the sweetest man on Earth
253
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,433
gets his feelings hurt.
254
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,186
God, why can't Takoda
be a worse person?
255
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,688
May I make a suggestion?
256
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,147
Please.
257
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,233
Lie.
258
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,486
Or maybe
you tell him the news.
259
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,696
I would love to help,
260
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,780
but I have
a doctor's appointment.
261
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,948
Oh, dang it.
262
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,367
Lying.
263
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,079
OK, OK, I can do this.
264
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,414
OK.
265
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,542
Takoda, I need to talk
to you about Sunburst.
266
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:34,337
Did I tell you that my mom's
gonna be coming to the show?
267
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,506
No.
268
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:40,552
She is so excited,
and she never gets a chance
269
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,595
to leave the nursing home.
270
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,724
Where she works?
271
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,308
No, she lives there.
272
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:52,313
She even wrote "Sunburst"
on her oxygen tank.
273
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,524
Wow!
274
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,528
So what did you want to say?
275
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,698
Lie.
276
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,034
Takoda, I'm sorry,
but Sunburst can't play
277
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,326
at Happy's Place tonight.
278
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,996
Oh, no. Why?
279
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:14,044
Because... the stage
can't support a whole band.
280
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:18,381
Oh, don't be silly.
I rebuilt it last year.
281
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:22,135
Well, actually,
the real reason is
282
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:25,930
because no budget for a band.
283
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,683
No budget.
- No problem.
284
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,353
We'll play for free,
every weekend, if you want.
285
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,939
But--
286
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,691
Is something going on?
287
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,818
Are you looking to fire us?
288
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,404
What?
289
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,698
I mean, that's silly.
290
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,367
Look at you,
a talented musician
291
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,118
with a little silly streak.
292
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,121
I'm gonna start
calling you "silly."
293
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,041
OK, so we can play.
294
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,794
Yes, silly.
295
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,754
I can't wait to tell my mom.
296
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,298
At her age, it helps to have
things to look forward to.
297
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,008
All right, man.
298
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,805
Wow.
That was amazing.
299
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:07,889
Really?
300
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,850
No, I'm lying!
301
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,436
How are you so bad at this?
302
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,105
What am I gonna do?
303
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,524
Maybe the regulars
will like it.
304
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:21,152
People slow down
to watch a train wreck.
305
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,488
You're right.
They do.
306
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,740
What are you thinking?
307
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,368
I think I might just know
how to fix this.
308
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,787
Fix it.
Yeah!
309
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,043
So what exactly are we doing?
310
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,546
Gabby needs help
finding a name for her baby,
311
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,173
so we're throwing her
a baby name party,
312
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:46,469
'cause I'm a fun lady
who likes to throw fun parties.
313
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:50,140
You know you're fun
when you have to tell everyone.
314
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,725
Oh, hush.
315
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,518
Everybody, put your
babies' names in the tin,
316
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,437
and let's get
this party started.
317
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,855
There you go.
318
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,606
If none of these work,
319
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,984
we can always
name the kid Folgers.
320
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,904
What's going on?
321
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,490
OK, is this because
I ate the last croissant?
322
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,284
It was for the baby.
323
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,870
No, we're throwing you
a baby naming party.
324
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,372
Oh, my gosh, I love it.
325
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,415
I've never heard of that.
326
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,750
Exactly.
327
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,627
It's 'cause it's not a thing.
328
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,171
Well, we've got a coffee tin
full of baby names,
329
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,297
so pick one.
330
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,466
Ooh, this is so exciting.
331
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,010
OK.
332
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,928
Terry Bradshaw.
333
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,183
You're welcome.
334
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,976
Emmett, do you really think
335
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,312
I should name my baby
Terry Bradshaw?
336
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:43,276
I'll let his 212 career
passing touchdowns answer that.
337
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,778
- OK, pick another one.
- OK.
338
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:45,862
I swear,
there's a good one in there.
339
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,197
All right.
340
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,240
Um...
341
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,533
Astrid.
342
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,411
No last name.
343
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:57,540
Let her be born knowing
she will be a star.
344
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,417
Aw, Steve.
345
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,336
You really think
she's gonna be a star?
346
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,879
Absolutely.
347
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,840
Star quarterback.
348
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,509
Honey, boy or girl,
we're gonna love
349
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,053
this kid to bits and pieces.
- Yeah.
350
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,973
I can't wait to gobble
on its little baby toes.
351
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,934
Your kid can play
in my kids' band.
352
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,144
Aw.
You know what?
353
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,896
You guys are really great.
354
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,440
Why don't we take a selfie
so we can remember this moment?
355
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,858
All right, I got it.
356
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,443
And I bet someday,
we'll be showing it
357
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,238
to little
Terry Astrid Bradshaw,
358
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,615
the bass-playing
quarterback with...
359
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,450
both:
Tasty toes.
360
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,494
OK, here we go.
361
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,038
Ooh. All right.
362
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,415
Oh, it's my doctor.
I'll be right back.
363
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,167
OK.
364
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,503
Doesn't really matter
what you name a kid.
365
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,922
They're gonna call you
Shortstack anyway,
366
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:50,093
till you hit a growth spurt
and start pounding 'em.
367
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,929
Did they call you Shortstack
because you were short
368
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:56,224
or because you were sweet
like syrupy pancakes?
369
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,144
Do you remember
the second half of that story?
370
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,855
Knock it off, you two.
This is Happy's Place.
371
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,566
Everybody, get happy.
Come on.
372
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,860
Wow, that's
a change in attitude.
373
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,112
What's gotten into you?
- Emmett.
374
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,364
- Uh--
- Emmett's thoughts.
375
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:15,326
Emmett's thoughts got into me.
That's it.
376
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,041
You're so cute
when you're embarrassed.
377
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:25,003
I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.
378
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,006
Oh, here she is,
star of the party.
379
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,507
What's wrong, honey?
380
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:33,636
Um, yeah, we don't need
to find a name for the baby.
381
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,847
I'm not pregnant.
382
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,277
- Hey.
- Hi.
383
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,660
You poor thing.
384
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,205
What did the doctor say?
385
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:04,751
Oh, he said there was
a very simple reason
386
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,836
I wasn't pregnant.
387
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,757
Turns out, I'm infertile.
388
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,552
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
389
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:18,223
I'm such an idiot.
390
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,558
No, you're not.
Let me just--
391
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,727
- Oh.
- There you go.
392
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:29,401
Who orders 12 pairs of
maternity pants on final sale?
393
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,820
Well, they'll come in handy
after Christmas.
394
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,991
I just--
395
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,369
I just wanted a baby so bad.
396
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,163
I know.
I know.
397
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,210
Oh, hey.
398
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,170
Hey.
399
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,172
How's Gabby doing?
400
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:55,552
As well as can be expected:
sad, disappointed.
401
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:59,264
The doctor said
she's not able to get pregnant.
402
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,683
- Oh, man, that's rough.
- Yeah.
403
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:07,105
So her boobs weren't
really, you know...
404
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,815
I mean, it was all in her head?
405
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,738
Really?
That's your question?
406
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,489
Well, I've never been
in this situation before.
407
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,700
I don't know what to say.
- Well, not that.
408
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,201
OK.
409
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,287
How are you?
410
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,830
What do you mean?
411
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,458
Well, turns out,
Bobbie Bummer
412
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,126
had the right idea after all.
413
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,046
Ha-ha, no, no, I didn't.
414
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,797
I don't think it would have
hurt any less,
415
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,591
knowing this was coming.
416
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,427
Maybe there's just
no good way to handle this.
417
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:41,598
Well, I guess all we can do
is hope for the best,
418
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:45,727
prepare for the worst,
and leave the rest up to God.
419
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,731
Well, look at you,
talking all deep and stuff.
420
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,941
My granny had that
on a quote pillow.
421
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,278
Hey, should I go in
and talk to her?
422
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,905
Nah.
423
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,032
I think she wants
to be alone for a while.
424
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,242
I don't think she's ready
to talk about it.
425
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,535
Well, aren't you done
with your shift?
426
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,372
What are you doing
hanging around here?
427
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,290
For when she is.
428
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,593
Wow, impressive crowd.
429
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:23,390
And I mean numbers,
not sense of fashion.
430
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,558
Didn't think
he'd have a crowd.
431
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,477
He wasn't going to,
till I reached out
432
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,521
to his 15 subscribers
on YouTube.
433
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,939
Two of them were Russian bots,
434
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,607
but the other ones
were actual fans
435
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,068
who love a good train wreck.
436
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,240
Nice work, Isabella.
You did it.
437
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,784
I always like to support
local musicians.
438
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:46,162
Have you got any earplugs?
- Yes, I do.
439
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:49,290
We'd like to dedicate
this first song to Isabella
440
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:53,253
for giving us a shot.
- Sunburst. Ah!
441
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,964
And to my mom for coming out.
442
00:20:56,089 --> 00:21:00,719
{\an8}Not so close
to the oxygen tank there, Mom.
443
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,138
{\an8}One, two, three, four!
444
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:14,482
{\an8}They sound just as good
as I remember!
445
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,985
{\an8}The good thing is,
their pyrotechnics guy
446
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,863
{\an8}couldn't find a babysitter.
447
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,323
{\an8}♪ Disconnect, reconnect ♪
448
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,828
{\an8}♪ I'm insane, I'm alive ♪