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[dramatic music playing]
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[lion roars]
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[rock music playing]
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[speaking in Albanian]
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- [car beeps]
- [speaking in Albanian]
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[gunshots]
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- [speaking in Albanian]
- Shots fired, shots fired!
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Repeat, we've got shots fired!
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[speaking in Albanian]
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[Dawes] Requesting backup.
We had shots fired.
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Jesus Christ. I think someone's
just jumped the Albanians. Go.
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[speaking in Albanian]
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[speaking in Albanian]
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[gunfire]
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Where is my backup?
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[police siren blaring]
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[gunshot]
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[grunts, gasps]
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Oh! No, no, no, no, no!
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[laughs]
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[helicopter blades whirring]
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[laughter]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[laughter]
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Well, you know how it is.
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[laughter]
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That swag, just how I like it.
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[laughter]
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And I said, "Well, who?
Me, or the mugs who shorted the stock?"
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It's like please take stock
of how shit you are.
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[laughter]
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Or like, uh...
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stock, stoc--stock up
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on, um, knowledge about the situation?
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Just don't make mistakes. [laughs]
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So, hang on, what did you do
when they asked about day trading?
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Oh. I said, "Oh, hmm, fuck off."
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[laughter]
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Hugh. Did you update that server?
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Oh. Hmm... fuck off?
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I mean, it wasn't sort of fuck off
in a sort of nasty way,
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just sort of fuck off joking.
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Well, I can't say I quite
get the "joke" myself,
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and this isn't the first time we've
had to talk about your "soft skills."
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- Look, Hugh. Keep in your lane, hmm?
- [Hugh makes sound]
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Stay on top of the Wi-Fi
and stop trying to be part of the team.
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Is your Wi-Fi okay?
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- It's fine.
- Okay.
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- [interviewer] State your name.
- Marlon Swift.
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You had a chance to see the script?
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Would it be okay
if I went a bit off-piste?
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I always find improv helps me
find the truth of a character.
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Uh, yeah. Sure.
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It's not hard...
it's impossible, Jennifer.
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Impossible to be in a body
that won't give you what you want.
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No. Don't, Jennifer. Please.
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Don't you dare cry.
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Don't you do that, Jen.
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This isn't about you.
I want you so much, but my body--
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Sorry, I think--Marlon?
Maybe just one on... script?
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It's not hard... to stay hard
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with "Rocket Power For Men."
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[siren blaring]
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I can't do this anymore, Terry.
I want proper work.
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Says the Pizza Knight.
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[Marlon] I didn't spend three years
of drama school
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- to end up selling frozen dinners.
- Fuck sake.
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No more ads. Acting.
Authentic, gritty characters.
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I wanna plumb the depths
of the human condition.
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[Terry] We've been down this road before.
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Feedback's always the same, they don't buy
you as the intense guy who's seen horrors.
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I'm an actor, I can be anything.
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[Terry] You're from The Cotswolds,
you're not Al Pacino.
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Look, I've got something that's much more
your wheelhouse: fresh in this morning,
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- West End venue.
- West End. Okay.
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Character is an elven messenger
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who directs kids to the toy store
of their dreams.
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- Is this standing about with a sign?
- In the West End.
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I really think
you can bring something to this.
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Only thing is, they need someone
to commit for the whole season.
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[dramatic music playing]
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- Can I use your toilet?
- Sorry.
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Toilets are only for paying customers.
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- [Laura] Please. I'm desperate.
- [Siena] I'm afraid it's a strict rule.
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You'll have to get something.
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Oh, fine, fine.
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Uh, just do me a Celtic symbol.
But be quick.
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- [makes buzzing sound]
- [crowd laughs]
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[Kat] Nice! Great escalation.
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See that was funny
because they weren't trying to be funny.
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They just committed to their characters
and rolled with it.
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- Um, yup. Trish and Dave, you're up.
- Oh.
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Okay, okay. Scene title:
"Customer Service." [claps]
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How can I help you, sir?
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I've got a rash.
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- Oh. Well, lucky for you, I'm a doctor.
- No, you're not. You're a plumber.
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[Trish] A plum--No.
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- No, I'm a doctor. I do doctoring--
- Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave.
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If she says she's a doctor,
she's a doctor. Right?
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"Yes, and"? "Yes, and" always "yes, and,"
and then build on it.
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Never hang your partner out to dry.
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See, improv is all about
being in the moment,
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even if the moment is completely insane.
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Because when you're on that stage,
there are no mistakes...
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- Only opportunity.
- [glass bottle topples]
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Sorry, I'm so sorry.
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No, it's okay. Are you here for class?
Oh, that's great.
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Let's get you to jump in
with Marlon.
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Marlon?
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I'm just working on my character.
Maybe a war veteran.
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Yeah, you don't know what the scene
is yet, Marlon. Come on.
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- Yeah. Come on.
- Okay. Um...
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Just trust your gut.
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- And when in doubt, "yes, and."
- [all] "And."
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Yes.
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"And."
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Oh, I was just saying "yes,"
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but yes. And.
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Yeah. You can just wait
till the scene starts.
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Okay. Scene title:
"Bad Babysitter." [claps]
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[inhales]
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[exhales]
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Uh, sorry I'm late.
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I was just remembering
what happened over there.
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Carnage.
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So where's my boy?
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Don't overthink it.
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Uh, crikey...
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Where's little Timmy?
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- First thing that pops into your head.
- I...really have no clue.
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You lost my son?
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- [laughter]
- [applause]
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- [laughs]
- Thanks, Kat.
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- See you next week.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Kat. Did you get that
my war vet was anti-vax?
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Yeah.
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Good.
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Signed up to the rest
of the class, and...
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sorry, just trying to improvise
something around the word "class."
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I wouldn't force it.
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Right, right. Just relax. Oh, my--Christ!
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- I'm so sorry.
- Uh, no, it's fine. Leave it.
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- Are you sure? Okay. Thank you.
- Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it.
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- No problem. I'll see you next week.
- Okay.
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Hey, Kat. Could we have some advice?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
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'Cause we've got some agents
coming to the showcase next week.
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What? Wow, that was fast.
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So, are there any questions we should ask?
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Oh. Well, um, see, you could ask,
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are they looking for a 39-year-old redhead
with an expiring work visa?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I would ask how they're gonna handle it
when the auditions dry up.
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When you've been hustling for years
and years and years,
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and you've got nothing to show for it
other than, uh, two lines
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as "Sassy Barista" in a shitty sitcom.
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I mean, that's the question, right?
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Are they gonna stick around
when things get fucking dark?
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Thanks, Kat.
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Yeah. Anytime.
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[police siren blaring]
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[dramatic music playing]
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What the fuck?!
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I mean, obviously,
life is hell at the moment.
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Since Paul and I sold the company,
we're stuck having sex again.
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- Hence this nightmare.
- [laughter]
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As if having baby number four
wasn't enough,
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planning this one's hen-do
has been an absolute mindfuck.
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God, nothing crazy, guys, please.
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Oh, no, don't worry. Super chill vibe,
budget's 500 each.
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[chokes, coughs] Each?
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Yeah, but that covers literally everything
except food and drink.
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Where are we going, Dubai?
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[laughter]
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You are so funny, Kat.
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Look, I'm not saying I'm getting married
just so we can see you again,
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- but babes, it's been too long. Crazy.
- Way too long.
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And you all look so perfect
and professional,
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and just, um--and this place?
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Remember our flat in Brixton?
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[laughs] We were crazy.
I do kind of miss those days.
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Oh, I don't. Perma hangover.
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[groans] Greasy takeaway at 5:00 AM.
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You know, I still order from Zing Palace.
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Why?
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Oh, are you joking? Okay.
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- Yeah.
- [laughter]
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Yeah. I mean, I do sometimes,
but, you know. [chuckles]
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How is it going with the comedy?
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- Someone said that you're teaching?
- You're a teacher?
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- Oh, so good to give back.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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I'm not like, um, a teacher-teacher.
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I'm just doing it for right now, you know?
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You know, if you need money,
we can always lend you.
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- Oh, yes!
- Oh, no, no, no. I'm fine, I'm fine.
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I'm gonna be rewriting my solo show.
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And, you know,
if I get it produced, that is...
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Babes... you're obviously crazy talented,
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but it feels like it's been 10 years
of rewriting this solo show
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and we're just worried that the world
is never gonna see what we see.
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Right.
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Well, what I see is empty glasses!
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[dramatic music playing]
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[phone vibrates]
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Terry?
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So the Boner Pill guys tell me
you went full Daniel Day-Lewis.
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Did they like it?
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[Terry] Marlon, this actor
you're trying to be,
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sorry, but you don't have it in you.
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I think maybe it's time we parted ways.
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Fuck... this.
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Hugo... [clears throat]
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- Oh, Sam, it's Hugh.
- [Sam] A quick one, yeah?
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Uh, I'm just heading out for a pint
and I wondered if you're free.
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Who, me? Yeah, I got--
sure, yeah, of course.
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Oh, sweet. Would you mind
popping over to my desk
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and sorting out the tangled wires
and shit?
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Cheers, mate. Thanks.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[man] Ladies and gentlemen,
Kat Boyles.
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[cheering and applause]
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Thank you. Thank you,
thank you so much, everyone.
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Again, I'm Kat. I coach improv here,
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which you can tell from how well
I moved that chair.
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[laughter]
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These guys have worked so hard
over the last two weeks
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and they are ready to rock,
so shall we get them in?
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- [man] Yeah!
- [Kat] Come on in, everyone! [laughs]
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[applause]
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- [laughs]
- [woman] Isn't it?
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[man] Hey.
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Done a great job with this lot.
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- Thanks.
- Listen, uh... [clears throat]
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I don't know what your availabilities are,
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but, um, I'm looking to work
with someone just like you.
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Oh. Are you like an agent, producer, or...
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Detective Sergeant.
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It's a program the Met
have been running for the last year.
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Using improvisers for low-level stings
to bust counterfeiters,
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unlicensed bookies,
you know, that kind of thing.
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- Why improvisers?
- Crooks spot the police a mile off,
243
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:25,916
plus, we're not so good at thinking
on our feet. But you are.
244
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,915
In fact, I've been watching you
for a while now,
245
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:32,082
and I can see you're one of the best.
246
00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,832
[laughs]
247
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,957
You'd have backup,
so it's negligible risk.
248
00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,832
So is this like a volunteer thing?
249
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:42,207
Two hundred quid a pop. Each.
250
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,374
Each?
251
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:47,000
Operatives work in threes.
Your call who to bring in.
252
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,333
Think it over.
253
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,165
[audience laughs]
254
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:59,832
[Hugh] Well, this is the craziest safari
I've ever been on!
255
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,749
Is this ride definitely safe?
256
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:04,665
[makes sound]
Have no complaints. Just funerals.
257
00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:05,915
[audience laughs]
258
00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:08,665
Hey. So, I've got exciting news.
259
00:14:08,666 --> 00:14:12,082
We know. Never thought it would happen
literally on the night.
260
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,582
- What? What happened?
- [Laura] We got signed!
261
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,291
That's what you meant, right?
262
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:20,082
Yes. Yeah!
263
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:23,874
- She's taking us to Soho House!
- [Laura] Thank you for everything, Kat.
264
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,749
- You are an amazing teacher.
- [Siena] You're the best.
265
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:27,791
[laughs]
266
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,000
[sighs]
267
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000
[quirky music playing]
268
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,749
Okay. So here's the deal.
269
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:52,540
Two hundred each,
and we'd be doing a public service.
270
00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:56,124
I dunno. I got into improv to help
my character work, not the cops.
271
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,749
This is character work.
272
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:58,833
Well, I suppose...
273
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,040
we're sort of going undercover.
274
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:04,457
Well, we just go and buy something.
275
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,249
I could write a whole backstory.
276
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,540
[Kat] You could.
277
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,124
"Who is this guy?
278
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:13,332
Why is he buying fake handbags,
what does he know?"
279
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:17,040
Uh-huh. Hugh? You in?
280
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,374
Oh, gosh. Police.
281
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:22,457
Gets your blood pumping
just saying the word, doesn't it?
282
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:25,332
I don't know, it might be tricky
getting time off work.
283
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:28,457
Dude. Can you imagine the stories
you can tell at work
284
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:31,166
once you've done stings for the police?
285
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,957
What are we thinking for costume?
286
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:39,041
[dramatic music playing]
287
00:15:52,791 --> 00:15:55,124
The fuck's that on your face?
288
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:58,082
Too much? Fine, I can take notes.
289
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,874
Right, super simple.
290
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:04,124
There's been a citywide uptick in the sale
of counterfeit cigarettes.
291
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:09,040
Chock-full of all sorts of cheap nasties.
Health crisis in the making.
292
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:13,707
We've got intel the shop
down the road is in on it.
293
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:17,707
Pay them a visit, ask
for "something more affordable,"
294
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:21,124
that's the code-phrase,
then buy a brick and leave.
295
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,207
So we each buy one? Or...
296
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:27,707
Oh, I forgot you're virgins.
Point. Wing. Nest.
297
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:29,124
Point makes the order.
298
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,540
Wing browses nearby, there if needed.
299
00:16:31,541 --> 00:16:34,165
Nest is in the doorway, on lookout.
300
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:36,665
Here. Take this.
301
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:39,874
Call me before entry
so I can get them on tape.
302
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,332
Don't we need a wire?
303
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,790
You'll get them later with the snipers
and proximity mines.
304
00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:46,874
Fucking hell. Go on, fuck off.
305
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:47,958
[Kat sighs]
306
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:53,249
Okay. So this is just another
round of improv, yes?
307
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,540
So remember the fundamentals. "Yes, and."
308
00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:57,165
What character are you bringing in?
309
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,749
I don't think we need
to bring in characters.
310
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,999
Maybe a single mom, desperate
'cause she can't afford her Marlboro reds?
311
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,915
- Sure.
- And I'm your brother.
312
00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:05,374
- Right.
- In-law.
313
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,082
A cobbler who got addicted
to the shoe glue
314
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,415
and lost it all on the back streets
of Manchester.
315
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:11,249
- That got dark.
- That's cobbling.
316
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:14,624
What about you, Hugh?
Any accents up your sleeve?
317
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,249
- "Aye up y'fokin pillock!"
- Jesus Christ.
318
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,832
- I think just leave it.
- I'm--I agree.
319
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:20,124
- I'm sorry, it's just I'm nervous.
- Listen, listen, don't, don't, don't.
320
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:24,665
Relax, relax, relax.
Just follow my lead. Okay?
321
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:29,790
Title: "Easiest 200 quid ever." [claps]
322
00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:30,875
[bell chimes]
323
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,500
[phone rings]
324
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,041
[sighs]
325
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,082
[sighs] It's freezing outside.
326
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,707
What can I get you?
327
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,500
You think this is cold?
328
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,500
Try winter in Manchester.
329
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,749
You can't resole a boot in subzero,
let me tell you.
330
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,083
You know him?
331
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:33,124
Brother-in-law. Wish I didn't.
332
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:34,415
Can I get some smokes.
333
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:35,790
[Nico] Camel, Marlboro?
334
00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:38,499
I'm looking for something more...
335
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,332
- [clatters]
- Drat! Drat it! Drats.
336
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,624
Sorry, Kat. No, sorry, everyone.
337
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:45,457
What's going on, eh?
You guys all together?
338
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,499
That a problem, lad?
339
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,750
[Kat] We're looking for something more...
340
00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:52,958
affordable.
341
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,916
[Nico] Something more affordable.
342
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,000
Anything else?
343
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,874
Yes.
344
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:12,458
And something...
345
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,040
even more affordable.
346
00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:18,999
[sighs]
347
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,249
[Nico] Something spicier, yeah?
348
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,582
A bit of weed?
349
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:26,749
We look like the sort of melts
that get high on baby food?
350
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,332
What the fuck?
351
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,124
How do I know you're not coppers?
352
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:34,208
[whistles slowly]
353
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,083
[makes popping sound]
354
00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:44,541
Call that strike one, eh? Ask again
and I'll take your tongue out your head.
355
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:49,540
- You heard the man.
- [Nico] How much you looking to spend?
356
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,874
- How much you got?
- Buying to sell?
357
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,833
- Smarter than you look.
- Let me make a call, yeah?
358
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,790
What the fuck are you doing?
359
00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:01,832
It's not my fault,
Hugh's the one who escalated it.
360
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,457
- They were slippery crisps!
- Let's just buy the cigarettes and go.
361
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,082
And block the scene?
That's not what you you taught us.
362
00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:08,291
- He's coming. He's coming.
- [Kat] Shit.
363
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:11,207
Not here.
364
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,458
Follow me, yeah.
365
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:18,124
[speaking in Greek]
366
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,290
Fucking idiots.
367
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,041
[tense music playing]
368
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:32,375
[man rapping in foreign language]
369
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:36,915
Pump the sounds, lad.
370
00:20:36,916 --> 00:20:40,000
[volume increases]
371
00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:00,083
Buying in bulk. I've cleared it with him.
372
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,374
Weapons in the box.
373
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:05,458
[man rapping in foreign language]
374
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,915
[phone beeping]
375
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:15,458
Oh, Jesus Christ.
376
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:19,749
- [man] All right. We're square. It's done.
- [black-eyed man] Yeah.
377
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,708
[man] Yeah. Come on.
Pull yourself together.
378
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,499
Good boy--good boy.
379
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,374
No doctors, yeah?
380
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,457
Buyers are here.
381
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,500
All right. Take him out of here.
382
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:42,750
Buyers, eh?
383
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,875
He looks like a fucking accountant.
384
00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:49,832
He's our "in" to the city crowd.
385
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:51,665
Got his start in securities fraud
386
00:21:51,666 --> 00:21:54,832
then pivoted to after-hours supply
when regulators got wise.
387
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:57,416
First name terms with every CEO in London.
388
00:21:58,791 --> 00:22:02,166
They call him "The Squire."
389
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,790
Good day, sir.
390
00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:10,250
So, that's why he's dressed
like a fucking cunt?
391
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:14,415
Yeah, exactly.
392
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,624
The Yank?
393
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:18,749
- I had to get out of Chicago.
- Oh. Too much heat?
394
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:19,999
Not enough.
395
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,290
[man] Oh.
396
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:23,207
Sick of the small time.
397
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,290
So, you're big timers?
398
00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:28,790
- How come I've never heard of you?
- Clients demand discretion.
399
00:22:28,791 --> 00:22:30,749
[man] Oh.
400
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:34,457
We're only off-patch 'cause we had
some bad shit that went down.
401
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,749
Few toffs snuffed it, who gives a fuck?
402
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:37,958
It's bad for business.
403
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:40,999
We need a new supply.
404
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,166
All right.
405
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:45,415
Small operation,
406
00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:47,250
targeted market.
407
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,166
Name's Fly.
408
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,999
Bonnie.
409
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,125
I'm guessing you're the brains, Bonnie.
410
00:23:00,416 --> 00:23:02,958
Roach. The muscle.
411
00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:05,499
The Squire.
412
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,999
The...
413
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,083
squire.
414
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:13,000
Shosh.
415
00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:26,124
Albanian hookup.
416
00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:29,165
Got a good rate, if you follow,
417
00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:31,374
so I need it gone.
418
00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:34,583
Three bricks. Call it 50K?
419
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:38,541
It's legit. 70%.
420
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,375
Who's your nose?
421
00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:46,499
Squire? Come on.
422
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,290
Um...
423
00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:50,041
Come on. Have a seat.
424
00:23:58,166 --> 00:24:01,582
- Go ahead.
- Oh, I don't--I don't really do...
425
00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:03,832
do the whole kind of key thing.
426
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,165
- All right.
- Mm-hmm.
427
00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:06,999
You want a proper line?
428
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,249
Um...
429
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:11,374
Little Lord Fauntleroy wants
a proper line.
430
00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:13,666
- All right.
- Sure.
431
00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:16,583
Go on.
432
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:22,082
Oh, thank you very much. That's very kind.
433
00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:23,166
Thank you.
434
00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:29,625
Okay.
435
00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:33,332
[snorts]
436
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:36,999
[grunts] Oh, shit.
437
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,708
Oh, my God.
438
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:43,999
Very nice--very nice. Yeah, good.
439
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,874
Happy days?
440
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:48,041
How do we know the rest ain't flour?
441
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:54,625
Go on.
442
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:07,999
[snorts]
No, that's definitely not flour, is it?
443
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,665
That is cocaine. Yeah.
444
00:25:09,666 --> 00:25:10,665
Yup.
445
00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:12,040
Good to confirm.
446
00:25:12,041 --> 00:25:15,041
That is cocaine.
447
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,540
Just one more.
448
00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:20,832
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
449
00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:22,291
[snorts]
450
00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:26,749
[grunts, exhales deeply]
451
00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,833
- [rock music playing]
- [door opens]
452
00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:31,000
Skender...
453
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:34,374
good to see you again.
454
00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:35,499
You take our coke?
455
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,082
Huh?
456
00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:39,832
You take our fucking coke?
457
00:25:39,833 --> 00:25:40,833
This is it?
458
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:45,457
Where is the rest, huh?
459
00:25:45,458 --> 00:25:48,708
- Up his nose?
- [yelps, panting]
460
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,040
That's our coke.
461
00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:53,665
They didn't steal from you.
462
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:55,374
They're buying from us.
463
00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:56,790
Let him go.
464
00:25:56,791 --> 00:25:58,458
You're embarrassing yourself.
465
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:00,790
[grunts]
466
00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:02,374
And who the fuck are you?
467
00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:03,915
Skender, that's a bit disrespectful.
468
00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:09,165
Boys, this is not my beef.
469
00:26:09,166 --> 00:26:13,457
But if you're, uh, looking to buy,
470
00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:15,832
your competition here just offered us 50.
471
00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:17,916
So, do we have another bidder?
472
00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:24,082
All right, 50's fair.
473
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,500
He ain't gonna raise.
474
00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:29,374
I'll give you 60.
475
00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:32,166
Call it 80 or fuck off.
476
00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:34,125
What?
477
00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:37,041
Do it.
478
00:26:38,875 --> 00:26:41,207
Make me feel alive.
479
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,665
[Hugh] It is so good to feel alive,
like really buzzing and light
480
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:46,207
and connected on the cellular level.
'Cause like what is life?
481
00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:49,165
Is time really linear, or in a way,
we're just living through everything
482
00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:50,374
that ever happened all at the same time?
483
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:51,541
Shut the fuck up!
484
00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:00,958
[speaking in Albanian]
485
00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:06,041
It's all there.
486
00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:10,750
Fuck you, bitch.
487
00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:18,458
[door closes]
488
00:27:20,416 --> 00:27:25,541
- [laughs] Fucking hell.
- [laughter]
489
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,541
You sold him back his own coke. [laughs]
490
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:34,041
You're fucking mad.
491
00:27:41,041 --> 00:27:42,415
All right. Listen.
492
00:27:42,416 --> 00:27:44,290
If your bad batch spooked
your customers,
493
00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:46,249
there's work for you here.
494
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:49,166
I could do with people who can think
on their feet, huh.
495
00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:00,915
- Ow!
- Whoo, that was real.
496
00:28:00,916 --> 00:28:02,165
My heart's going haywire.
497
00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,582
Fuck. What the fuck?
498
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:07,874
Guys. Guys. I'm so sorry.
I think I'm actually gonna die.
499
00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:10,124
Hey, hey, you were so good.
500
00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:12,415
- No, no, you don't understand.
- You've committed. It was inspiring.
501
00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:14,457
- I don't do drugs.
- Jesus Christ! What the fuck?
502
00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:15,375
What the fuck?
503
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:20,124
[Billings] All you had to do
was buy the cigarettes.
504
00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:24,040
But no, you come back bleeding, coked up,
and covered in sick.
505
00:28:24,041 --> 00:28:25,790
Fly could have killed you.
506
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,416
I'm really sorry.
507
00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:31,625
But he didn't.
508
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,749
You have to go back in.
509
00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:37,874
What?
510
00:28:37,875 --> 00:28:40,290
You could infiltrate his crew.
511
00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:42,707
Fly moves 10 mil a year.
512
00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:46,957
If you get tabs on his next deal,
my God,
513
00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:48,624
that'll be huge for the Met.
514
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:51,249
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We almost died.
515
00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:53,915
- I think I still might.
- I mean, we were pretty damn good.
516
00:28:53,916 --> 00:28:56,665
Marlon, no fucking way.
This is getting completely out of control.
517
00:28:56,666 --> 00:28:59,249
Okay. Okay. Forget the police.
518
00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:00,708
This could be huge for you.
519
00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:05,207
"Improv comics take down criminal empire."
520
00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:09,207
You heard of Donnie Brasco?
Serpico? Yeah?
521
00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:10,791
You'd be heroes.
522
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,333
How many rejections have you faced?
523
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:18,791
How many times have you been made
to feel like a nobody?
524
00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:23,041
Today, I saw what you could do.
525
00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:28,041
Don't you want the world to see?
526
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,583
[upbeat music playing]
527
00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:37,250
[gunshot]
528
00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:50,332
Penetrating Fly's gang takes you
well beyond the remit of this program.
529
00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:52,332
You're going deep cover.
530
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:53,999
To all intents and purposes,
531
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,540
you are Bonnie,
532
00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:59,249
Roach, and The Squire.
533
00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:03,332
The only person who knows
your real identities is me.
534
00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:06,665
Now, the rules of undercover policing
are simple.
535
00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:08,874
Never break character. Say yes.
536
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:11,499
And always, always trust your partner.
537
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:15,208
Remember, we need info
on Fly's next supply deal.
538
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:18,915
I need to frisk ya.
539
00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:21,457
- [Billings] So, trust your skills.
- You need to fuck off.
540
00:30:21,458 --> 00:30:22,999
[Billings] Trust each other.
541
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,040
- He stutter?
- [Billings] And trust me,
542
00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:26,791
you will be heroes.
543
00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:32,041
Thank you.
544
00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:41,333
Fly's back there.
545
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,915
A lady in need.
546
00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:50,582
'Cause I need a man?
547
00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:55,333
No. God, no.
You are a fantastic, strong, uh, bull.
548
00:30:57,375 --> 00:31:01,874
No, I just meant, uh, a lady in need
of a--of a bigger challenge.
549
00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:03,249
That's what I...
550
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:04,415
[indistinct chatter]
551
00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:07,708
- Yeah.
- [Marlon clears throat]
552
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:11,500
Ah, it's the city slickers.
553
00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:13,790
Wondered if you'd show.
554
00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:16,082
Yeah. We're gonna close up shop
for a while.
555
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,874
Lay low.
556
00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,666
Well, there's nothing really doing
right now.
557
00:31:21,791 --> 00:31:22,791
But...
558
00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:28,207
this prick owes me 20 grand.
559
00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:30,625
I want you to go and shake him down.
560
00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:35,207
Oh, Pinot noir, lovely drop.
561
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:37,874
Yeah, it's smooth,
with a chocolate finish.
562
00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:40,082
You're strange.
563
00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:41,874
But also polite.
564
00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:43,290
And well dressed.
565
00:31:43,291 --> 00:31:45,540
You remind me of that movie.
566
00:31:45,541 --> 00:31:47,124
Bond?
567
00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:49,457
Paddington.
568
00:31:49,458 --> 00:31:50,957
Yes.
569
00:31:50,958 --> 00:31:52,832
Yeah. Uh, so we're going.
570
00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:57,041
Um, for what it's worth,
you're quite strange, too.
571
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,124
So, we don't actually do this?
572
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:02,332
[Billings] Of course, you do.
573
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:05,540
Pass the test, go deeper,
gain Fly's trust.
574
00:32:05,541 --> 00:32:07,707
I really don't like the sound of it,
what if he's got a gun?
575
00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:09,582
Mm. Maybe we should go in strapped.
576
00:32:09,583 --> 00:32:11,582
"Strapped," Marlon?
What are you talking about?
577
00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:14,374
It's what Roach would say.
Please don't pull me out of character.
578
00:32:14,375 --> 00:32:17,124
Listen, this bozo's not gonna fuck
with Fly.
579
00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:20,249
And I'm on standby in case
it goes south, but it won't.
580
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,374
Worst case, we've got The Squire.
581
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,915
That doesn't even mean anything.
582
00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:26,832
[Billings] You're gonna be fine.
Low risk, high reward.
583
00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:29,000
Now, shut the fuck up and go.
584
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,582
[Hugh] What if he doesn't pay?
585
00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:34,832
I'll make him. This fuck's crossed me
too many times.
586
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:36,457
Do you know him?
Is he violent?
587
00:32:36,458 --> 00:32:38,124
Just ignore him.
He's being method.
588
00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:40,540
I'm sorry. What happened
to "commit to your character"?
589
00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:43,207
If things go sideways,
just throw in a grenade.
590
00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:45,040
- A grenade?
- A curveball.
591
00:32:45,041 --> 00:32:46,540
Something he won't see coming.
592
00:32:46,541 --> 00:32:48,790
- [Hugh groans]
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, listen.
593
00:32:48,791 --> 00:32:51,874
But most important is trust
your gut, remember?
594
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:53,249
Mm-hmm.
595
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:54,665
Right.
596
00:32:54,666 --> 00:32:57,583
Time to get revenge
for what happened in Milan.
597
00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:01,416
It's this way.
598
00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:07,749
Roach has no sense of direction.
Interesting.
599
00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:09,833
[microwave beeping]
600
00:33:22,541 --> 00:33:24,415
Where's the fucking cash, Sagar?
601
00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:25,832
Hey, hey, hey, easy, easy.
602
00:33:25,833 --> 00:33:27,957
Give us the money
and we leave you in peace.
603
00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:29,332
Tell Fly I'm good for it.
604
00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:31,458
Oh. So we're doing this the hard way?
605
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:33,957
You want The Squire?
606
00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:35,250
Who's The Squire?
607
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:37,958
Um...
608
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,416
- [bottle clangs]
- Sorry.
609
00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:51,040
[groans]
610
00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:52,582
What the fuck?
611
00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:55,290
Hold him down. Take his dick out.
612
00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:57,499
- [Sagar] Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
- Hold him down.
613
00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,416
- Take his fucking dick out!
- Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Stop. Stop.
614
00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:02,875
I have it.
615
00:34:05,666 --> 00:34:07,249
Where'd you think you're going?
616
00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:09,458
The cash is in my gym bag.
617
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,208
Oh, yeah?
618
00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:15,708
This gym bag?
619
00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:17,957
Holy shit.
620
00:34:17,958 --> 00:34:19,749
Were you gonna shank us, Sagar?
621
00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:21,374
Youse lot need to calm down.
622
00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:23,374
Hey, I ain't going nowhere.
623
00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:25,416
But there's something you should know.
624
00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:35,208
- [Marlon] Shit.
- Fuck you, idiots.
625
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,707
Ooh.
626
00:34:38,708 --> 00:34:40,083
Fuck.
627
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,208
Hey, maybe he's not dead.
628
00:34:48,708 --> 00:34:51,082
- Sagar, Sagar, mate.
- [Kat] He's definitely dead.
629
00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:52,707
What the fuck did we do?
630
00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:56,124
- No, no, no, no, no. Christ. No.
- [siren wailing]
631
00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:59,416
Come on. Let's get this cash back to Fly.
632
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,624
Marlon.
633
00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,166
Need proof of death.
634
00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:13,416
Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
635
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,415
Stay calm, these things happen.
636
00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:20,290
No. Sorry, this has never happened to me.
637
00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:21,540
That's what you signed up for.
638
00:35:21,541 --> 00:35:23,499
We did not sign up to kill people.
639
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,207
He chose to run and we just--
640
00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:27,082
Threatened to iron his dick?
641
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:29,749
- I told you not to escalate.
- It's where the scene went.
642
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,957
It's not a scene anymore, Marlon.
This is real.
643
00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,082
[Billings] Exactly.
644
00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:36,582
So, get your head straight,
the lot of you.
645
00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:40,332
'Cause otherwise you won't die on stage,
you'll fucking die.
646
00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:43,290
I'll clean things up this end.
You go back to Fly,
647
00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:45,624
take responsibility for the hit.
648
00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:46,624
He'll trust you now.
649
00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:48,333
Eyes on the prize, Bonnie.
650
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:53,249
That's not good for your sleep pattern.
651
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:56,000
We saw a man die, Hugh, pick your battles.
652
00:35:57,166 --> 00:35:59,790
[siren wails]
653
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:01,749
What we got?
654
00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:04,041
Hit-and-run. Unknown male.
655
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,082
He's not unknown.
656
00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:11,582
I'm sorry I'm late.
657
00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:12,999
Over or under?
658
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,374
Under, surely.
659
00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:16,833
Yes. Okay. Hello.
660
00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:21,957
Hi, uh, Inspector.
661
00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:23,832
I'm Robin Beverly,
662
00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:25,791
I'm your new deputy.
663
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,665
Just wait till City Hall
get a load of this, huh?
664
00:36:29,666 --> 00:36:30,708
What?
665
00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:34,749
Uh, wait till City Hall
get a load of this?
666
00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:37,250
Just as in, "quite serious."
667
00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:40,457
I mean, someone's dead, right?
668
00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:42,916
Not just someone. The Iceman.
669
00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:47,165
A notorious gangland assassin
who's had us chasing shadows for years.
670
00:36:47,166 --> 00:36:49,624
"Chasing shadows."
This is too wet to write on,
671
00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:51,915
so that's actually--there's the culprit.
672
00:36:51,916 --> 00:36:54,291
And then he gets mown down
by some random drunk?
673
00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:57,750
What aren't we seeing?
674
00:36:59,833 --> 00:37:01,916
Jesus.
675
00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:05,500
So, this is where you've been hiding.
676
00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:12,750
He was chased by assailants.
677
00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:18,375
Persuasive ones.
678
00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:21,790
- Twisted.
- [forensic examiner] Sir,
679
00:37:21,791 --> 00:37:24,665
neighbors saw three figures
standing over the body
680
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:26,916
taking pictures of it and talking to it.
681
00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:29,457
Who are these psychos?
682
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:30,790
A redheaded woman,
683
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:33,082
a thug in an army jacket,
684
00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:35,625
and a smartly dressed South Asian male.
685
00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:40,582
No one in town would dare
go after The Iceman.
686
00:37:40,583 --> 00:37:41,875
These guys are new.
687
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,666
These guys are different.
688
00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:51,415
He wouldn't pay. He tried to run.
689
00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:55,500
So, The Squire offered him a bottle
of something nice and broken.
690
00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:59,707
Hmm. You iced The Iceman.
691
00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:01,291
- Who's that?
- The Iceman?
692
00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:04,499
Sagar was a hitman.
693
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,416
In his prime, he was one of the best.
694
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,957
I had to check you were the real deal.
695
00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:11,499
And clearly you are.
696
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,499
That's your cut.
697
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,207
I'm glad we've got the foreplay
out of the way.
698
00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:21,540
So, you're giving us a when and where
for the major league shit?
699
00:38:21,541 --> 00:38:24,041
Maybe we should go work for the Albanians.
700
00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:27,999
When the next shipment firms up,
701
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,458
you'll know about it.
702
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:31,666
Yeah. That all?
703
00:38:32,916 --> 00:38:33,791
No.
704
00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:38,457
It's my birthday,
705
00:38:38,458 --> 00:38:40,415
so go and get cleaned up,
706
00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:42,624
because tonight we're going fucking big.
707
00:38:42,625 --> 00:38:46,540
[upbeat music playing]
708
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:51,082
Okay. Remember, these guys go hard.
709
00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:52,957
So, don't try to match them
drink for drink.
710
00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:56,165
Exactly. It's the pills
and lines they'll notice.
711
00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:57,707
Let's hope it's not that kind of night.
712
00:38:57,708 --> 00:39:01,541
["We Are Your Friends"
by Justice vs. Simian playing]
713
00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:20,915
♪ Because we are your friends ♪
714
00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:24,624
♪ You'll never be alone again ♪
715
00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:32,040
♪ Well, come on ♪
716
00:39:32,041 --> 00:39:36,499
♪ Because we are your friends ♪
717
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:39,915
♪ You'll never be alone again ♪
718
00:39:39,916 --> 00:39:41,790
♪ Well, come on ♪
719
00:39:41,791 --> 00:39:44,749
♪ Well, come on, well, come on ♪
720
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:47,082
It's always one
who can't hold their drink.
721
00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:48,707
And it's the fucking yank!
722
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:51,665
- Yeah, it is drama.
- You're getting all silly.
723
00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:53,500
- Kat?
- Well, wait.
724
00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:58,499
Harriet, hi. Shit. Oh, my. Hi.
725
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,082
Hello.
726
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:03,124
[Harriet] Are you--are you okay?
727
00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:04,374
Yeah, I'm great.
728
00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:08,124
I'm just--tonight I'm out
with some colleagues.
729
00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:11,249
Thought you said you couldn't come tonight
because you had an audition?
730
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:14,332
- Audition?
- Yeah.
731
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:17,124
You know, the Iceman.
732
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:19,832
"The Iceman Cometh"? Eugene O'Neill?
733
00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:21,999
- Oh, lovely.
- Who are these birds?
734
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,625
Birds? Wow.
735
00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:28,165
Um, they're just, you know,
some random banker bitches.
736
00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:30,957
- Huh?
- Well, off you pop, girls.
737
00:40:30,958 --> 00:40:34,415
- She's not selling tonight.
- Kat, why don't you come with us?
738
00:40:34,416 --> 00:40:36,915
The fuck do they keep saying Kat?
739
00:40:36,916 --> 00:40:38,665
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
740
00:40:38,666 --> 00:40:41,415
It's a nickname, Ket,
like, you know, Ketamine.
741
00:40:41,416 --> 00:40:43,249
You're doing Ketamine?
742
00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:45,249
- Oh, my God.
- No. No.
743
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:47,540
No. You should just--
744
00:40:47,541 --> 00:40:49,500
you should just--you should go.
745
00:40:51,541 --> 00:40:54,082
Kat, don't turn to drugs
746
00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:56,665
just 'cause life hasn't turned out
how you hoped.
747
00:40:56,666 --> 00:40:58,582
No one can make a living in comedy.
748
00:40:58,583 --> 00:41:01,040
Oh, fuck off.
749
00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:06,999
I'm actually doing something
incredible right now.
750
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,040
Kat, this isn't a joke.
These aren't our kind of people.
751
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:12,207
[all gasp]
752
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,457
She told you nice.
753
00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:17,082
[Fly laughs]
754
00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:19,999
Come on. We're going. Going.
755
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,624
[Fly] Fucking fiends.
756
00:41:21,625 --> 00:41:24,708
[upbeat music playing]
757
00:41:26,916 --> 00:41:28,500
Happy birthday, boss.
758
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:32,625
Right.
759
00:41:34,083 --> 00:41:36,624
So how'd you get in the game anyway?
760
00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:38,083
You?
761
00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:41,249
I've got bodies buried in 15 states.
762
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:42,958
I don't really do backstory.
763
00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:45,625
I do.
764
00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:50,207
Oh, yeah? What's your story, Roach?
765
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,666
I've traveled, brother.
766
00:41:53,541 --> 00:41:56,041
Ran away from my parents when I was five.
767
00:41:57,375 --> 00:42:01,791
By the time acne was kicking in,
I was a stable boy in Zurich.
768
00:42:03,666 --> 00:42:05,665
That's where I grew entranced
769
00:42:05,666 --> 00:42:08,125
by those beasts' ancient power.
770
00:42:09,666 --> 00:42:10,666
They spoke to me.
771
00:42:11,958 --> 00:42:13,874
I became their agent of destruction,
772
00:42:13,875 --> 00:42:17,415
burning rival barns,
spoiling their smithies.
773
00:42:17,416 --> 00:42:20,040
By the time I'd learned
to palm an ace of spades,
774
00:42:20,041 --> 00:42:23,833
well, Monte Carlo
couldn't come quick enough.
775
00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:28,708
Except it did.
776
00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:32,582
But you sound like you're from the North?
777
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:34,541
Then I lived in Manchester for years.
778
00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:39,666
If I didn't know you were the real deal,
779
00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:42,791
I'd still think you were full of shit.
780
00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:47,791
[all laugh]
781
00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:50,958
What about you, Squire?
782
00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:55,290
Well, I worked somewhere
783
00:42:55,291 --> 00:42:58,290
where people treated me like shit.
784
00:42:58,291 --> 00:42:59,999
Banker scum.
785
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,915
Yeah.
786
00:43:01,916 --> 00:43:04,457
I guess I felt pretty alone.
787
00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:07,290
Then I met these guys.
788
00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:09,790
I decided to try something new,
789
00:43:09,791 --> 00:43:14,249
something dangerous,
790
00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:15,958
and now I'm not so alone.
791
00:43:18,041 --> 00:43:20,124
How about you, Fly?
792
00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:21,999
My old man was in the game.
793
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,165
Hmm.
794
00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:24,791
He got shot by a copper.
795
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:29,707
My mom went with this right piece of shit.
796
00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:31,499
Horrible bastard he was.
797
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:32,874
Proper bully.
798
00:43:32,875 --> 00:43:35,082
I left home when I was 14.
799
00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:38,957
I'd thought I'll make
my own way in the world
800
00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:42,999
so my little girl never has to go through
all the shit that I had to.
801
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,250
You have a daughter?
802
00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:46,957
Yeah.
803
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,416
She's in Portugal.
804
00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:50,957
It's a different life.
805
00:43:50,958 --> 00:43:53,540
It's like the beach after school
806
00:43:53,541 --> 00:43:55,332
and fishing at the weekends.
807
00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:56,790
You got the sunshine.
808
00:43:56,791 --> 00:43:57,875
[Kat] Hmm.
809
00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:01,916
I don't really like people
knowing about her.
810
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:04,791
Then why'd you tell us?
811
00:44:07,375 --> 00:44:09,000
[phone vibrates]
812
00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:13,165
It's Metcalfe.
813
00:44:13,166 --> 00:44:14,540
[Marlon] Metcalfe?
814
00:44:14,541 --> 00:44:16,165
Who's Metcalfe?
815
00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:17,540
The boss.
816
00:44:17,541 --> 00:44:19,499
He wants to talk.
817
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,750
With all of us.
818
00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:23,582
Let's get cleaned up.
819
00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:26,666
[intense music playing]
820
00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:52,208
[man] No!
821
00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,457
No! [grunting]
822
00:44:55,458 --> 00:44:58,291
When we get in there, don't talk to him.
823
00:45:00,083 --> 00:45:02,083
You don't even look at him, all right?
824
00:45:07,041 --> 00:45:08,458
[door opens]
825
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:17,082
♪ Jenga, Jenga, Jenga, Jenga ♪
826
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:20,249
What a wonderful game, eh?
827
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:22,124
A minute to learn,
828
00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:24,332
a lifetime to master.
829
00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:27,290
And tell me,
how many other games are suitable
830
00:45:27,291 --> 00:45:31,374
for teaching important truths
about the human condition?
831
00:45:31,375 --> 00:45:35,041
Order is delicate.
832
00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:38,166
Come on, Fly. Your turn.
833
00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:49,208
Just remember, slightest miscalculation
834
00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:52,582
and everything you've built
835
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,500
comes tumbling down.
836
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Another one.
837
00:46:05,791 --> 00:46:08,874
I heard you pinched from the Albanians.
838
00:46:08,875 --> 00:46:11,749
And then with the help
of the three stooges here,
839
00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:13,290
you sold it back to them?
840
00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:14,707
Bit of a result actually.
841
00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:16,040
No.
842
00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:20,915
Until they ran it through their labs
and found out it was theirs.
843
00:46:20,916 --> 00:46:23,457
Miscalculation, Fly.
844
00:46:23,458 --> 00:46:25,291
- How'd you know?
- They told me.
845
00:46:26,291 --> 00:46:27,999
I'm in business with them.
846
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,291
- You made peace with the Albanians?
- Mm-hmm.
847
00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:33,415
Another one.
848
00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:37,124
I was brokering a deal
to make them my exclusive coke people,
849
00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:38,290
triple my supply.
850
00:46:38,291 --> 00:46:41,165
But suddenly my phone calls
are not being answered.
851
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:44,915
And I found out it's because of youse,
852
00:46:44,916 --> 00:46:47,500
youse, and youse.
853
00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:53,915
Who the fuck are they?
854
00:46:53,916 --> 00:46:55,499
They're legit.
855
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:56,915
They did in the Iceman.
856
00:46:56,916 --> 00:47:00,040
Oh, a pensioner who could barely do
his own shoelaces.
857
00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:02,040
Whoopty fucking do.
858
00:47:02,041 --> 00:47:05,582
All right. Look, I fucked up, right?
859
00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:07,165
I'll talk to the Albanians.
860
00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:10,457
That'd be a short conversation, Fly,
'cause they want you dead.
861
00:47:10,458 --> 00:47:13,165
I'll talk to them.
862
00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:17,040
But just in case
I'm not as charming as I used to be,
863
00:47:17,041 --> 00:47:19,125
you'll find me a new supply.
864
00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:21,416
[door opens]
865
00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:31,915
What, you never seen a rat before?
866
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:34,999
[upbeat music playing]
867
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,624
Pull us out. We're done.
868
00:47:36,625 --> 00:47:37,790
I need a gun.
869
00:47:37,791 --> 00:47:41,707
Listen, you got deeper in two days
than we've managed in two years.
870
00:47:41,708 --> 00:47:44,915
- You can't quit now.
- Metcalfe's fucking insane.
871
00:47:44,916 --> 00:47:47,290
He just killed someone
right in front of us.
872
00:47:47,291 --> 00:47:49,249
- Tell him I need a gun.
- [Billings] I'm escalating this end.
873
00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:51,082
Full tactical unit on standby.
874
00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:53,499
This is gonna be even bigger
than we imagined.
875
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:55,625
- No.
- Stay in.
876
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,165
[Beverly] Sir?
877
00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:05,916
You're gonna wanna take a look at this.
878
00:48:09,041 --> 00:48:12,332
[chuckles] Sorry. I just always wanted
to say that, so--
879
00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,749
Oh, God. What a hoot.
880
00:48:14,750 --> 00:48:16,332
Which department did you come from?
881
00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:18,332
Waterways.
882
00:48:18,333 --> 00:48:21,207
Yeah, rivers, streams.
883
00:48:21,208 --> 00:48:22,874
That's a hell of a promotion.
884
00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:24,915
Is your dad the commissioner or something?
885
00:48:24,916 --> 00:48:29,166
[chuckles] No. Um, it's my uncle.
886
00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:32,582
It's from Surveillance.
887
00:48:32,583 --> 00:48:34,665
[Dawes] What have we got here?
888
00:48:34,666 --> 00:48:36,290
Hello, Skender.
889
00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:38,374
- Baddie?
- He killed my last partner.
890
00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:39,540
Baddie.
891
00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:41,582
Goes into Fly's.
892
00:48:41,583 --> 00:48:43,208
Comes out in one piece.
893
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:47,541
So does Fly.
894
00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:53,040
It was a sit-down. That makes no sense.
They hate each other.
895
00:48:53,041 --> 00:48:54,457
Nobody could make them--
896
00:48:54,458 --> 00:48:56,832
[intense music playing]
897
00:48:56,833 --> 00:48:58,541
Oh, shit.
898
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000
[exhales]
899
00:49:06,083 --> 00:49:09,000
Are they in charge?
900
00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:12,332
They execute the Iceman
to make a statement.
901
00:49:12,333 --> 00:49:15,332
Then broker a deal between two rivals
to let everyone know
902
00:49:15,333 --> 00:49:17,250
- that they're the new--
- Top boy.
903
00:49:19,625 --> 00:49:20,833
Yeah, and girl.
904
00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:23,874
- And another boy.
- I understood what you meant.
905
00:49:23,875 --> 00:49:26,708
- Yes. Yeah.
- These guys are not just guns for hire.
906
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,165
They're pulling the strings.
907
00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:33,250
[intense music playing]
908
00:49:38,958 --> 00:49:40,040
Right.
909
00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:42,124
Metcalfe wants a new supply.
910
00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:44,915
Someone we know Stratford way's
had a shipment come in.
911
00:49:44,916 --> 00:49:46,540
- K-Lash?
- Yeah.
912
00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:48,374
What's the deal with K-Lash?
913
00:49:48,375 --> 00:49:51,915
Well, let's just say we have history.
914
00:49:51,916 --> 00:49:53,290
So you're gonna do the deal.
915
00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:54,665
You have a little taste.
916
00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:57,416
If it's good, you buy the lot, all right?
917
00:49:58,916 --> 00:50:00,000
Shosh will drop you.
918
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:06,458
Are we sure this is it?
Where are street signs?
919
00:50:07,791 --> 00:50:09,874
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is that?
920
00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:12,124
If things go sideways, throw in a grenade.
921
00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:14,165
Not a literal grenade.
922
00:50:14,166 --> 00:50:16,749
Out here, what's the difference?
923
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:19,083
Hey. Are you good?
924
00:50:20,291 --> 00:50:21,333
Look at me.
925
00:50:24,333 --> 00:50:25,790
Are you good?
926
00:50:25,791 --> 00:50:27,874
Yeah, Bonnie. I'm good.
927
00:50:27,875 --> 00:50:29,790
Easiest drug deal ever.
928
00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:32,374
♪ No gyal can tell me
'bout my mother ♪
929
00:50:32,375 --> 00:50:34,707
♪ 16 shot, we go longer
than a ladder ♪
930
00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:37,124
♪ Dem nuh fi talk
bout the real don dada ♪
931
00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:38,290
Yo, K?
932
00:50:38,291 --> 00:50:39,790
♪ Put body inna pot dem
a bun like grabba ♪
933
00:50:39,791 --> 00:50:42,291
♪ No boy can diss me or my mother ♪
934
00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:45,290
What?
935
00:50:45,291 --> 00:50:46,375
We're buyers.
936
00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:49,249
You want food, yeah?
937
00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:51,207
No food. Drugs.
938
00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:53,290
[laughter]
939
00:50:53,291 --> 00:50:54,790
How much you want?
940
00:50:54,791 --> 00:50:57,832
Are we talking Colombian? Bolivian?
941
00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,499
French?
942
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,332
Did you say French?
943
00:51:01,333 --> 00:51:02,665
Nitro, innit?
944
00:51:02,666 --> 00:51:04,291
- Nitro?
- Nangs.
945
00:51:10,291 --> 00:51:12,375
- Laughing gas.
- No, no.
946
00:51:13,833 --> 00:51:16,540
- We need coke.
- We ain't got no coke. Just nangs.
947
00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:18,457
Oi, buy the gear or fuck off.
948
00:51:18,458 --> 00:51:19,790
Is that even illegal?
949
00:51:19,791 --> 00:51:21,540
Not to possess. Just to supply.
950
00:51:21,541 --> 00:51:24,040
Ozzy, these dickheads are chatting
like feds. Are you lot feds?
951
00:51:24,041 --> 00:51:25,332
Would a fed have this?
952
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,874
[indistinct chatter]
953
00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:27,958
What are you sayin'?
954
00:51:29,666 --> 00:51:30,666
What are you sayin'?
955
00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:38,165
I'm saying we're here for class As,
not party balloons.
956
00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:39,832
So unless you've got
something serious to share,
957
00:51:39,833 --> 00:51:42,540
we'll leave you pricks
to your fucking sleepover.
958
00:51:42,541 --> 00:51:44,333
[both gasp]
959
00:51:47,875 --> 00:51:49,041
[K-Lash] What you sayin' now?
960
00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:51,333
Hmm?
961
00:51:52,416 --> 00:51:54,207
What are you saying now?
962
00:51:54,208 --> 00:51:56,041
Here's what I'm saying now.
963
00:51:58,541 --> 00:51:59,665
Roach.
964
00:51:59,666 --> 00:52:02,041
Roach, fucking chill.
965
00:52:03,916 --> 00:52:05,875
It's a fucking grenade, guys.
966
00:52:12,208 --> 00:52:13,625
[squeaky toy sound]
967
00:52:18,291 --> 00:52:23,457
- [squeaks]
- [laughs]
968
00:52:23,458 --> 00:52:25,707
Oh, mate.
969
00:52:25,708 --> 00:52:27,165
Okay. Run!
970
00:52:27,166 --> 00:52:29,250
[indistinct screaming]
971
00:52:44,958 --> 00:52:46,665
It's locked.
972
00:52:46,666 --> 00:52:49,082
[Hugh screaming]
973
00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,958
I can't hold them. Go!
974
00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:02,165
Are you lost?
975
00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:03,291
What the hell?
976
00:53:08,375 --> 00:53:09,499
They're coming! They're coming!
977
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:10,665
- They're coming!
- Go, go, go, go, go!
978
00:53:10,666 --> 00:53:11,750
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
979
00:53:15,166 --> 00:53:17,166
[indistinct screaming]
980
00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:29,625
Oh, shit!
981
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:32,957
What the fuck?
982
00:53:32,958 --> 00:53:34,457
How did this pass Building Control?
983
00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:35,957
- I always knew it would end like this.
- Okay. Okay. You got us.
984
00:53:35,958 --> 00:53:37,332
Don't shank me. Don't shank her.
Just don't shank any of us.
985
00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:40,250
- Just stop it.
- Shh.
986
00:53:46,208 --> 00:53:48,290
- We're done, yeah?
- [door opens]
987
00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:50,249
Police! Hit the ground!
988
00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:52,333
[indistinct chatter]
989
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,207
Finally.
990
00:53:59,208 --> 00:54:02,041
Where's the coke, huh?
991
00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:06,874
Nangs?
992
00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:08,999
We need help. Marlon's cut.
993
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,415
- Stay still. Stay still.
- Leave it. Leave it.
994
00:54:10,416 --> 00:54:12,582
It only scars if you let it bleed.
995
00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:14,250
What the fuck's this?
996
00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:16,665
Where is the money?
997
00:54:16,666 --> 00:54:18,125
It's here. Jesus Christ.
998
00:54:20,875 --> 00:54:21,916
That's it?
999
00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:25,165
I thought this was big.
1000
00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:26,582
It was just a taste.
1001
00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:28,750
Oh, fuckin' hell.
1002
00:54:30,666 --> 00:54:31,666
Wait.
1003
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,165
Where's the tactical unit?
1004
00:54:36,166 --> 00:54:37,915
Uh, it's complicated.
1005
00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:40,083
Now, get out of here.
I've got to clean this lot up.
1006
00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:42,583
No, no, no, no, no.
1007
00:54:43,791 --> 00:54:46,458
We're not putting our lives
on the line for a dirty cop.
1008
00:54:50,708 --> 00:54:53,250
Oh. You want out, do you?
1009
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:57,875
Go back to comedy
like there's no dead body in the morgue?
1010
00:54:58,958 --> 00:55:00,957
You killed a man.
1011
00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,249
Working for you.
1012
00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:04,957
They don't know that. You're deep cover.
1013
00:55:04,958 --> 00:55:07,083
As far as they're concerned,
you work for Fly.
1014
00:55:08,416 --> 00:55:10,415
[laughs] Fucking idiots.
1015
00:55:10,416 --> 00:55:12,916
And I sent you back in
to pay for my retirement.
1016
00:55:14,083 --> 00:55:16,332
And I chose actors
1017
00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:20,041
because you're the only ones
desperate enough to say yes.
1018
00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:24,832
So until I see a real payday,
1019
00:55:24,833 --> 00:55:26,207
you're staying in.
1020
00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:28,333
- Fuck off!
- You got no choice.
1021
00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:31,332
All the files that ID you
1022
00:55:31,333 --> 00:55:34,583
as legitimate moles
are encrypted right here.
1023
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:37,583
Go ahead. Take it.
1024
00:55:39,291 --> 00:55:42,332
Yeah. [chuckles]
1025
00:55:42,333 --> 00:55:44,707
So we understand each other.
1026
00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:46,457
I'm getting what I need,
1027
00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:50,207
and until then if I say "jump,"
you say "how--"
1028
00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:51,499
[gunshot]
1029
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,958
[Kat gasps]
1030
00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:06,500
Fucking cops.
1031
00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:14,458
Let's get him out of here.
1032
00:56:16,791 --> 00:56:19,999
Fucking laughing gas?
1033
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,290
I had bad intel.
1034
00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:24,957
Unlike the piggie wiggie here
who somehow knew to be there.
1035
00:56:24,958 --> 00:56:26,458
I think he was tipped.
1036
00:56:27,875 --> 00:56:28,957
That's why I went in.
1037
00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:31,333
I saw his car outside the club last week.
1038
00:56:33,166 --> 00:56:34,624
Someone's flipped.
1039
00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,415
Ooh.
1040
00:56:36,416 --> 00:56:38,583
Hunting season.
1041
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,707
The Glorious 12th for Grouse,
1042
00:56:44,708 --> 00:56:47,957
and the Partridge in September,
and Pheasants in October,
1043
00:56:47,958 --> 00:56:52,125
and it's any fucking time
for rats, right, Fly?
1044
00:56:53,458 --> 00:56:54,458
Right.
1045
00:56:55,666 --> 00:56:57,624
You know what they say?
1046
00:56:57,625 --> 00:57:01,249
Longer the tail, louder the squeak.
1047
00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:03,416
What you gotta say for yourself,
young man?
1048
00:57:05,333 --> 00:57:07,541
I've got something swinging
between my legs
1049
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:11,250
but it ain't no tail.
1050
00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:14,999
And you, young lady, huh?
1051
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,958
Obviously, the brains of the outfit.
1052
00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:22,833
Charming.
1053
00:57:24,625 --> 00:57:27,666
And you, wee man?
1054
00:57:28,791 --> 00:57:31,915
Looking forward
to your next bit of cheese, huh?
1055
00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:33,957
It's actually an urban myth
that rats like cheese.
1056
00:57:33,958 --> 00:57:36,749
Mice do, but rats are actually omnivores.
1057
00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:39,665
But you got the fucking mouth for it, eh?
1058
00:57:39,666 --> 00:57:41,332
[Fly] Stop.
1059
00:57:41,333 --> 00:57:43,207
My guys almost died in there.
1060
00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:44,374
It's not them.
1061
00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:47,374
Then who's been squeaking to this one, eh?
1062
00:57:47,375 --> 00:57:50,916
You dirty piece of--oh.
1063
00:57:53,291 --> 00:57:55,249
Hello.
1064
00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:56,333
Oh.
1065
00:57:58,791 --> 00:58:00,875
[camera shutter clicks]
1066
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,416
He only ever called one number.
1067
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:11,583
Phones out.
1068
00:58:19,291 --> 00:58:22,625
Now, who have you been talking to,
piggie wiggie?
1069
00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:27,249
[automated voice] It has not been possible
to connect your call.
1070
00:58:27,250 --> 00:58:29,750
It has not been possible
to connect your call.
1071
00:58:36,916 --> 00:58:38,625
I'll find the rat.
1072
00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:42,333
Meantime, chop him.
1073
00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:53,332
Okay. I'll incinerate the clothes.
1074
00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:55,165
You hack. I'll help you dump.
1075
00:58:55,166 --> 00:58:57,624
I'll meet you
at Rainham Marshes in an hour.
1076
00:58:57,625 --> 00:58:59,874
You okay to jack the ride?
1077
00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:01,707
Of course.
1078
00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:02,791
Do you need a caddick?
1079
00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:07,999
Yeah. Yes, if you got one.
1080
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,458
[inaudible dialogue]
1081
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,207
Oh, yeah.
1082
00:59:13,208 --> 00:59:15,707
Good old caddick.
1083
00:59:15,708 --> 00:59:19,124
- Thank you very much.
- That one is weighted for me.
1084
00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:20,499
Do you want a lighter one?
1085
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:21,833
Um...
1086
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:29,582
No. I think that should be--should be fab.
1087
00:59:29,583 --> 00:59:31,208
- Do you wanna check?
- Check?
1088
00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:34,915
On... on the body?
1089
00:59:34,916 --> 00:59:36,208
[clears throat]
1090
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,083
Just checking the proportions.
1091
00:59:45,458 --> 00:59:47,040
You all right?
That's how you use a caddick?
1092
00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:48,999
Yeah, it's a house--a house style.
1093
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:49,916
[Shosh makes sound]
1094
00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:52,250
Bye.
1095
00:59:54,375 --> 00:59:56,249
I can't do this. I can't do this.
1096
00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:58,415
- I cannot do this.
- Okay. Just stay calm.
1097
00:59:58,416 --> 01:00:00,082
I should have never done any of this.
I should have never listened to you!
1098
01:00:00,083 --> 01:00:01,249
Keep your voice down.
1099
01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:03,624
Or followed this psycho into a drug deal
waving a knife about
1100
01:00:03,625 --> 01:00:06,165
- thinking he's fucking Robert De Niro.
- Bob's an incredible actor.
1101
01:00:06,166 --> 01:00:08,665
- You're a liability!
- I had to go all in, Hugh.
1102
01:00:08,666 --> 01:00:10,290
Or what? Someone would get hurt?
1103
01:00:10,291 --> 01:00:12,415
All I wanted to do
was learn some people skills.
1104
01:00:12,416 --> 01:00:15,874
- I didn't wanna put a spike in a body.
- So it's my acting? Right.
1105
01:00:15,875 --> 01:00:17,999
'Cause it's really convincing
when you start talking about
1106
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,833
- French cocaine!
- Will you both shut the fuck up!
1107
01:00:22,041 --> 01:00:24,082
We need the evidence
on the phone, okay?
1108
01:00:24,083 --> 01:00:27,082
Until then, we...
play along.
1109
01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:30,582
- I can't. I can't anymore.
- Well, you've got to.
1110
01:00:30,583 --> 01:00:33,332
You have got to 'cause
they are sniffing for rats
1111
01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:35,582
and if we stop now, we're dead.
1112
01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:39,208
So, someone needs to...
1113
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:42,082
chop this body up.
1114
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:45,166
[intense music playing]
1115
01:00:59,625 --> 01:01:02,957
[chainsaw buzzes]
1116
01:01:02,958 --> 01:01:05,875
Let's see De Niro do this.
1117
01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:12,124
[Dawes] Yes.
1118
01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:15,457
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Was the printer not working before?
1119
01:01:15,458 --> 01:01:17,957
Officer at the K-Lash scene
confirm a homicide,
1120
01:01:17,958 --> 01:01:20,040
and they found prints
that match those
1121
01:01:20,041 --> 01:01:22,374
at the Iceman's flat,
our trio were there.
1122
01:01:22,375 --> 01:01:26,290
- Forensics coming good for once, huh?
- Our team is world class, man.
1123
01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:28,540
- Oh, really?
- I think just generally stop saying--
1124
01:01:28,541 --> 01:01:30,832
Saying stuff like that.
Yes, I know what you mean.
1125
01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:33,874
In fact, the lab worked overtime
and got us a positive ID on the splatter.
1126
01:01:33,875 --> 01:01:35,499
- Sorry.
- He was one of our own.
1127
01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,540
Poor guy is only one year away
from retirement.
1128
01:01:37,541 --> 01:01:39,249
- Always the way.
- You said you'd stop.
1129
01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:40,415
That's the last one.
1130
01:01:40,416 --> 01:01:43,415
These guys killed a police officer,
they are going down.
1131
01:01:43,416 --> 01:01:45,541
Now, we just need to find
these cold-hearted fuckers.
1132
01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:49,958
Oh, finally.
1133
01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:52,708
Which bit next?
1134
01:01:53,916 --> 01:01:55,625
[Kat] Oh, no.
1135
01:01:56,958 --> 01:01:59,082
- Shit.
- [phone chimes]
1136
01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:00,582
Shit, shit.
1137
01:02:00,583 --> 01:02:02,790
- [phone rings]
- [chainsaw buzzing]
1138
01:02:02,791 --> 01:02:05,582
- [Harriet] Kat, you're alive.
- Yeah.
1139
01:02:05,583 --> 01:02:07,457
Hey. Hey. Don't call the cops.
1140
01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:09,416
So, you're okay?
1141
01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:13,957
I'm great.
1142
01:02:13,958 --> 01:02:17,124
Is that--sounds like sawing?
1143
01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:20,082
Yeah, just doing some, um, woodworking.
1144
01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:22,790
Well, tools down, babes,
1145
01:02:22,791 --> 01:02:25,332
'cause me and the girls
wanna make up with you.
1146
01:02:25,333 --> 01:02:27,499
Dinner at mine?
1147
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,207
Yeah, sounds great.
1148
01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:30,957
- Uh--
- Spot of Din Dins?
1149
01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:34,624
I gotta, uh, run some errands.
1150
01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:38,165
Uh, so maybe later?
Don't call the cops is the main thing.
1151
01:02:38,166 --> 01:02:40,165
You shouldn't waste police time.
1152
01:02:40,166 --> 01:02:41,665
Okay, love you.
1153
01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:42,833
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
1154
01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:45,707
Done.
1155
01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:47,666
Now, how the fuck can we jack a ride?
1156
01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:51,458
There's one little trick I've used before.
1157
01:02:53,666 --> 01:02:55,249
I was thinking more of a car,
1158
01:02:55,250 --> 01:02:58,124
- to be honest.
- Is it really jacking if you pay for it?
1159
01:02:58,125 --> 01:03:01,415
Well, I used the company card,
so it still feels a bit naughty.
1160
01:03:01,416 --> 01:03:04,082
[Beverly]
Hmm, surveillance aren't so bad after all.
1161
01:03:04,083 --> 01:03:05,999
That is our guys.
1162
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,582
Let's give them a chance
to do this the easy way.
1163
01:03:08,583 --> 01:03:10,082
[sirens wailing]
1164
01:03:10,083 --> 01:03:12,582
- Shit.
- Go, go, go!
1165
01:03:12,583 --> 01:03:14,375
Oh, they're doing it the hard way.
1166
01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:18,832
Stop!
It's the police!
1167
01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:20,249
As in you stop!
1168
01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:22,833
We're the police.
Obviously not "stop the police."
1169
01:03:24,125 --> 01:03:25,458
Follow me.
1170
01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:30,249
And we've lost one of them.
1171
01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:32,290
We've got runners.
Hot on their tails.
1172
01:03:32,291 --> 01:03:33,875
- That's not plugged in.
- Fine.
1173
01:03:38,583 --> 01:03:39,583
Fuck.
1174
01:03:42,916 --> 01:03:43,916
Split up.
1175
01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:48,749
All right, you follow the little guy,
I'll take this one.
1176
01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:50,249
Belt. Fucking safety belt.
1177
01:03:50,250 --> 01:03:52,457
Get out, get out, get out.
1178
01:03:52,458 --> 01:03:53,999
Go.
1179
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,707
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
1180
01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:57,916
- Come back now.
- Shit, fuck!
1181
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,125
Stop, stop cycling.
1182
01:04:06,541 --> 01:04:07,999
[car horn honking]
1183
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,624
Go back. Go back.
1184
01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:13,582
Reverse! Reverse!
What do you think the blue lights are?
1185
01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:15,874
You think I'm an ice cream van?
Fucking reverse!
1186
01:04:15,875 --> 01:04:18,290
- [car horn honks]
- All right, no, you win.
1187
01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:20,666
You win. Jesus Christ.
1188
01:04:21,708 --> 01:04:23,082
Go on then. Away you go.
1189
01:04:23,083 --> 01:04:25,707
Fill your boots.
It's only a fucking police chase.
1190
01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:26,958
Get back in here.
1191
01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:30,875
I got you now.
1192
01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:34,832
What the fuck?
1193
01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:36,416
Ow, ow, oh.
1194
01:04:39,541 --> 01:04:41,165
- I'm good.
- You okay?
1195
01:04:41,166 --> 01:04:42,415
I'm okay.
1196
01:04:42,416 --> 01:04:44,124
Yup, get out of the way then.
1197
01:04:44,125 --> 01:04:47,041
He went that way.
He's faster than he looks.
1198
01:04:55,208 --> 01:04:56,208
[exhales]
1199
01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:59,333
- [sirens wailing]
- [Hugh making sounds]
1200
01:05:04,833 --> 01:05:06,416
Oh, fuck!
1201
01:05:08,875 --> 01:05:09,958
Sorry!
1202
01:05:14,541 --> 01:05:16,333
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1203
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:21,125
For fuck's sake!
1204
01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:30,916
Damn, this guy's good.
1205
01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:39,666
[grunting]
1206
01:05:42,583 --> 01:05:43,958
[phone dings]
1207
01:05:49,166 --> 01:05:50,332
[phone chimes]
1208
01:05:50,333 --> 01:05:53,416
[Kat grunts]
1209
01:05:54,666 --> 01:05:57,250
[Hugh coughs]
1210
01:05:59,125 --> 01:06:01,957
Jesus.
What happened?
1211
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,957
It's hard to explain.
1212
01:06:03,958 --> 01:06:05,582
You fell in the canal?
1213
01:06:05,583 --> 01:06:07,374
Oh, I guess not that hard.
1214
01:06:07,375 --> 01:06:10,540
So, what now? I mean, we can't go
to the dump spot like this.
1215
01:06:10,541 --> 01:06:13,374
- The fuzz are looking for bikes.
- Hmm.
1216
01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:14,958
I know where we can get a car.
1217
01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:19,082
She's expecting me
for one of her bougie dinners.
1218
01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:20,625
It should almost be over.
1219
01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:22,957
I'm gonna find the keys.
1220
01:06:22,958 --> 01:06:24,832
Stay out of sight.
1221
01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:26,040
You need a wingman.
1222
01:06:26,041 --> 01:06:27,582
Point, wing, nest.
1223
01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:28,999
No.
1224
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,458
Stay with the body, look out for trouble.
1225
01:06:33,833 --> 01:06:35,000
[sighs]
1226
01:06:37,333 --> 01:06:39,208
Katty, you came.
1227
01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:46,833
Is it cool I brought a friend?
1228
01:06:47,916 --> 01:06:50,916
Well, we're all friends here.
1229
01:06:53,666 --> 01:06:56,000
You distract them, I'll get the keys.
1230
01:07:04,875 --> 01:07:06,916
Oh, thank God.
I'm starving.
1231
01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:12,124
Has it started?
Let us know when she's here.
1232
01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:13,415
[Kat] Wait, what?
1233
01:07:13,416 --> 01:07:16,290
- Mom, is that--
- Kat, this isn't an intervention.
1234
01:07:16,291 --> 01:07:17,999
Wendy, I think it's started.
1235
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,707
Now, Kat, we're all here
because we really care about you.
1236
01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:23,165
Sorry, who are you?
1237
01:07:23,166 --> 01:07:24,957
This is Lotta.
1238
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:28,415
She's an award-winning
Harley Street psychotherapist.
1239
01:07:28,416 --> 01:07:30,415
Hi.
1240
01:07:30,416 --> 01:07:32,040
Ooh. Thanks.
1241
01:07:32,041 --> 01:07:34,749
We just had no idea
how bad things had got.
1242
01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:37,540
Nothing's bad.
Everything is fine.
1243
01:07:37,541 --> 01:07:40,957
- Is that blood on your face?
- Oh, Evan.
1244
01:07:40,958 --> 01:07:44,290
- I'll get your inhaler.
- Kat, your drinking is out of control.
1245
01:07:44,291 --> 01:07:48,291
And the company you keep,
I mean, he's clearly stealing something.
1246
01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:50,665
I thought it was mine.
1247
01:07:50,666 --> 01:07:52,374
[Ellen] The brunch
was worrying enough,
1248
01:07:52,375 --> 01:07:54,249
and then the next time
we see you--
1249
01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:56,332
[Ruth]
You admitted to taking ketamine.
1250
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:59,665
I know you're trying to give me
the keys to my freedom,
1251
01:07:59,666 --> 01:08:01,540
but look at me.
1252
01:08:01,541 --> 01:08:03,541
Seriously, look at me.
1253
01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:11,832
- I'm an addict.
- Yes. Well done.
1254
01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:13,957
[sirens wailing in the distance]
1255
01:08:13,958 --> 01:08:16,125
[dog barking]
1256
01:08:19,041 --> 01:08:21,415
- Oh, no.
- He likes you.
1257
01:08:21,416 --> 01:08:22,957
Nope. Yup. Yeah.
1258
01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:25,207
- I have never seen him like this.
- Mm-hmm.
1259
01:08:25,208 --> 01:08:27,415
- What have you got in those bags?
- It's--
1260
01:08:27,416 --> 01:08:29,540
Nope, just meat.
1261
01:08:29,541 --> 01:08:31,332
That's a lot of meat, innit?
1262
01:08:31,333 --> 01:08:33,124
Yeah, it's a lot of meat.
1263
01:08:33,125 --> 01:08:37,957
Um, I--uh, a butcher gave it to me.
1264
01:08:37,958 --> 01:08:40,999
I think he was retiring.
1265
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,000
Oh, you wouldn't mind chuckin' him
a scrap then, would you?
1266
01:08:45,708 --> 01:08:48,540
I sprained my ankle
and I couldn't quit the meds.
1267
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:51,749
And so, you know,
I got my hands on whatever.
1268
01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:55,040
Um, codeine, Vicodin.
1269
01:08:55,041 --> 01:08:57,541
Tramadol, Demerol.
1270
01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:02,040
Percocet, whiffle dust, monkey tranq,
1271
01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:05,582
white girl, all chased down
with cough syrup
1272
01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:07,707
and Uncle Jack, and--
1273
01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:10,415
Ruth, can you come sit by me?
1274
01:09:10,416 --> 01:09:12,457
Of course, darling.
1275
01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:14,124
Uh, I need a hug.
1276
01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:15,332
Oh, sweetheart.
1277
01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:17,415
- Come here.
- I'm so glad. Thank you.
1278
01:09:17,416 --> 01:09:18,874
- Oh.
- Oh.
1279
01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:20,665
[Kat] Thank you.
Thank you.
1280
01:09:20,666 --> 01:09:21,957
I need to save it.
1281
01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:23,207
But you've got loads.
1282
01:09:23,208 --> 01:09:25,332
I know but I've got a big family.
1283
01:09:25,333 --> 01:09:27,249
[Marlon]
Hugh, we've got the keys.
1284
01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:28,582
- Let's go.
- Let it go.
1285
01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,582
- Sorry.
- Let's go.
1286
01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:32,957
- [car horn honking]
- Oh, it's my Uber.
1287
01:09:32,958 --> 01:09:35,374
- Oh.
- To rehab.
1288
01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:37,874
I called it the second I saw your faces.
1289
01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:39,999
Finish this, sweetie.
1290
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,999
I will, Dad.
1291
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,957
- Let's go! Go, go, go, go!
- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
1292
01:09:44,958 --> 01:09:46,166
Get in! Get in!
Get in!
1293
01:09:49,666 --> 01:09:51,582
- Hugh?
- [Hugh] Yeah, I'm in! I'm in!
1294
01:09:51,583 --> 01:09:52,666
Drive!
1295
01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,375
I'm sorry, man.
1296
01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:15,958
Where have you been?
1297
01:10:18,416 --> 01:10:19,915
Let's get to work.
1298
01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:22,957
Ugh, after we bury this body,
1299
01:10:22,958 --> 01:10:25,415
we need to work out
how to get the car back,
1300
01:10:25,416 --> 01:10:26,790
wipe off fingerprints,
1301
01:10:26,791 --> 01:10:28,624
remove any tracking devices,
1302
01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:32,541
and somehow get the keys back inside
the house without ever...
1303
01:10:37,083 --> 01:10:39,416
Or that. That works.
1304
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,500
I'll drive you home.
1305
01:10:49,541 --> 01:10:53,125
Cop's phone's at an electrics shop
in Tottenham Hale, getting hacked.
1306
01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:57,499
So, um...
1307
01:10:57,500 --> 01:11:00,540
how long does that take to hack a phone?
1308
01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:02,207
Not long.
1309
01:11:02,208 --> 01:11:04,333
We'll know who grassed on us soon enough.
1310
01:11:07,791 --> 01:11:10,374
So, where am I dropping you guys?
1311
01:11:10,375 --> 01:11:11,625
Uh...
1312
01:11:13,041 --> 01:11:14,250
up here's fine.
1313
01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:22,625
Stay.
1314
01:11:24,250 --> 01:11:26,166
I wanna show you my place.
1315
01:11:28,375 --> 01:11:29,375
Brilliant.
1316
01:11:36,833 --> 01:11:39,457
He's fine. He can handle it.
1317
01:11:39,458 --> 01:11:40,750
You sure?
1318
01:11:42,083 --> 01:11:43,541
Come on. We need that phone.
1319
01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:47,666
[door bell chimes]
1320
01:11:50,541 --> 01:11:52,457
We're here for the pig's phone.
1321
01:11:52,458 --> 01:11:54,749
These fucks need to hand it over.
1322
01:11:54,750 --> 01:11:57,332
- Metcalfe's orders.
- First I've heard.
1323
01:11:57,333 --> 01:12:02,415
How about I call up Metcalfe so you can
explain to him that you're in charge now?
1324
01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:07,208
[phone ringing]
1325
01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:11,583
- Fine.
- [woman] Can I take your order?
1326
01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:13,666
Upstairs.
1327
01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:20,000
Ugh.
1328
01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:23,999
That was a fucking day.
1329
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,041
Yeah.
1330
01:12:30,791 --> 01:12:32,791
So, do you live here alone then?
1331
01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:35,541
I'm gonna pour us a glass.
1332
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,166
Pinot noir?
1333
01:12:39,666 --> 01:12:42,666
Oh, yeah, that would be lovely.
1334
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:48,082
Um, yeah, do you mind if I go
and freshen up?
1335
01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:50,457
- Sure.
- Okay.
1336
01:12:50,458 --> 01:12:51,957
Gun.
1337
01:12:51,958 --> 01:12:53,083
Just a gun.
1338
01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:00,916
Oh, thank you.
1339
01:13:02,125 --> 01:13:03,416
So...
1340
01:13:05,708 --> 01:13:07,415
what do you like?
1341
01:13:07,416 --> 01:13:10,499
Oh, well, um, close-up magic obviously.
1342
01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:13,708
Um, any type of smoked fish,
uh, games with maths.
1343
01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:27,125
Save yourselves a lot of bother.
1344
01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:31,708
Last time a worm said no to me
was Afghanistan.
1345
01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:35,165
You fought in Afghanistan?
1346
01:13:35,166 --> 01:13:37,707
How do you think I got this?
1347
01:13:37,708 --> 01:13:39,999
How recently were you there?
1348
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,374
Some wounds never heal.
1349
01:13:42,375 --> 01:13:44,415
That should have.
1350
01:13:44,416 --> 01:13:48,499
Not when it was inflicted by
the sickest torturer in Guantanamo.
1351
01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:49,583
Guant--
1352
01:13:52,416 --> 01:13:55,207
So, you were fighting with the Taliban?
1353
01:13:55,208 --> 01:13:57,874
Beginning to work it out?
1354
01:13:57,875 --> 01:14:00,249
I'm the sickest motherfucker you ever met.
1355
01:14:00,250 --> 01:14:01,582
[woman on TV] Here we go.
1356
01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:05,166
[child on TV] We don't want beans.
We want the Pizza Knight.
1357
01:14:06,416 --> 01:14:09,582
[children on TV] Yay! He's here.
1358
01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:13,457
By royal decree,
you have summoned the Pizza Knight.
1359
01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:16,415
[announcer] Monday Night Football
is sponsored by the Pizza Knight.
1360
01:14:16,416 --> 01:14:19,457
From frozen to delicious
in only three minutes.
1361
01:14:19,458 --> 01:14:21,374
In the name of the Queen...
1362
01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:22,666
we feast.
1363
01:14:24,083 --> 01:14:27,000
That guy, he looks just like you.
1364
01:14:28,791 --> 01:14:32,124
That guy looks like a knob.
1365
01:14:32,125 --> 01:14:34,707
Are you saying I look like a knob?
1366
01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:37,832
I'm saying what I'm saying.
1367
01:14:37,833 --> 01:14:39,915
Then, we have a problem.
1368
01:14:39,916 --> 01:14:40,915
[Pizza Knight on TV]
Magnificent.
1369
01:14:40,916 --> 01:14:42,458
You wanna go, big man?
1370
01:14:47,458 --> 01:14:48,375
Oi!
1371
01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:51,874
What you doing up here?
1372
01:14:51,875 --> 01:14:54,624
Oh, I'm a--I, uh, I work for Metcalfe.
1373
01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:56,915
- You what?
- It's fine. I work for Metcalfe--whoa!
1374
01:14:56,916 --> 01:14:59,707
- Out! Move, bitch, now!
- Excuse me.
1375
01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:02,332
You don't need to touch me or anything.
1376
01:15:02,333 --> 01:15:03,250
Ah!
1377
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:10,249
[grunting]
1378
01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:12,000
Fucking dick.
1379
01:15:13,875 --> 01:15:15,875
["It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones playing]
1380
01:15:19,875 --> 01:15:23,375
♪ It's not unusual
to be loved by anyone ♪
1381
01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:29,000
♪ It's not unusual to have fun
with anyone ♪
1382
01:15:30,250 --> 01:15:33,875
♪ But when I see you hanging about
with anyone ♪
1383
01:15:35,416 --> 01:15:39,999
♪ It's not unusual to see me cry ♪
1384
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,583
♪ I wanna die ♪
1385
01:15:43,291 --> 01:15:47,125
♪ It's not unusual to go out at any time ♪
1386
01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:53,707
♪ But when I see you out and about
it's such a crime ♪
1387
01:15:53,708 --> 01:15:58,499
♪ If you should ever wanna be loved
by anyone ♪
1388
01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:01,375
- ♪ It's not unusual ♪
- [man] So, that's who came running.
1389
01:16:04,833 --> 01:16:06,749
Hello, rat.
1390
01:16:06,750 --> 01:16:11,457
♪ You'll find it happens
all the time ♪
1391
01:16:11,458 --> 01:16:16,000
♪ Love will never do
what you want it to ♪
1392
01:16:17,083 --> 01:16:21,208
♪ Why can't this crazy love be mine? ♪
1393
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:23,458
Yup?
1394
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,875
Walked right into it.
1395
01:16:34,125 --> 01:16:36,040
That's what I love about coppers.
1396
01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:37,291
Thick as shite.
1397
01:16:38,708 --> 01:16:41,916
Oh, you're on a roll you are, Fly.
1398
01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:46,124
How could I see this coming?
1399
01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:47,707
The Old Bill must have changed
their rules
1400
01:16:47,708 --> 01:16:49,707
'cause this lot have been going around
fucking killing people.
1401
01:16:49,708 --> 01:16:53,957
You vouched for them.
They are your responsibility.
1402
01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:56,457
Why don't you come over tomorrow night
and make a cup of tea for me
1403
01:16:56,458 --> 01:16:58,582
and the Albanians?
1404
01:16:58,583 --> 01:17:00,790
What? The deal's back on?
1405
01:17:00,791 --> 01:17:03,707
I bent to their demands.
1406
01:17:03,708 --> 01:17:05,375
And in the meantime...
1407
01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:08,833
Ratatouille.
1408
01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:14,874
Before my old man died,
1409
01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:18,207
he used to work on motors in the garage.
1410
01:17:18,208 --> 01:17:21,415
In the winter, rats would come in.
1411
01:17:21,416 --> 01:17:24,915
They chewed all the wires
in his transmission,
1412
01:17:24,916 --> 01:17:27,790
fucked everything he'd worked on
that summer.
1413
01:17:27,791 --> 01:17:29,333
But he didn't get angry.
1414
01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:32,790
I asked him why. He said,
1415
01:17:32,791 --> 01:17:35,250
"The rats are just doing
what they've got to do."
1416
01:17:37,041 --> 01:17:38,915
And later that night,
1417
01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:42,457
I saw him drowning rats in a bucket.
1418
01:17:42,458 --> 01:17:46,166
And I said, " I thought
you didn't mind the rats?"
1419
01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:49,416
And he said,
1420
01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:53,291
"I'm just doin' what I've got to."
1421
01:17:57,291 --> 01:17:58,583
You understand?
1422
01:18:06,708 --> 01:18:07,708
Oh, God.
1423
01:18:09,333 --> 01:18:11,707
Oh, fuck, guys.
1424
01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:13,290
I'm--
1425
01:18:13,291 --> 01:18:14,541
It's okay.
1426
01:18:15,541 --> 01:18:17,375
I pushed you into it.
1427
01:18:18,416 --> 01:18:21,207
We're all gonna die because I needed
to prove to myself
1428
01:18:21,208 --> 01:18:24,999
that I hadn't thrown my life away.
How fucking stupid is that?
1429
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:28,749
No, you might have pulled
this off if it wasn't for me.
1430
01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:30,541
Going too far all the time.
1431
01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:36,207
[sighs] I'm no De Niro.
1432
01:18:36,208 --> 01:18:40,166
I'm no Brando.
My name's not even Marlon, it's Tristan.
1433
01:18:42,083 --> 01:18:43,833
My dad's a dentist.
1434
01:18:45,583 --> 01:18:47,416
And I played regional cricket.
1435
01:18:50,291 --> 01:18:51,750
I'm the Pizza Knight.
1436
01:18:53,416 --> 01:18:55,208
Well, now that's all I'll ever be.
1437
01:18:56,458 --> 01:18:59,332
I've just been generally shit.
1438
01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:02,707
Literally, I have no idea what I'm doing.
1439
01:19:02,708 --> 01:19:05,499
All in a pathetic attempt to make friends.
1440
01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:08,833
I should've just been myself.
I should've worked in wine.
1441
01:19:18,583 --> 01:19:19,583
Rat!
1442
01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:25,040
Get up!
1443
01:19:25,041 --> 01:19:26,041
Up!
1444
01:19:27,208 --> 01:19:28,166
Over there.
1445
01:19:49,291 --> 01:19:55,291
[three gunshots]
1446
01:20:03,375 --> 01:20:04,833
[gunshot]
1447
01:20:06,083 --> 01:20:09,916
[sighs] The Squire needed two.
1448
01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:15,332
I don't blame you,
trying to bring Metcalfe down.
1449
01:20:15,333 --> 01:20:17,124
The man's an animal.
1450
01:20:17,125 --> 01:20:20,000
I might be a crook, but I'm not villain.
1451
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:24,375
And I'm not gonna put another three bodies
in the ground for no good reason.
1452
01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:35,124
You know, I knew there was something up
with you lot.
1453
01:20:35,125 --> 01:20:38,000
For one thing, I liked you.
1454
01:20:41,750 --> 01:20:44,332
Now, you get going. Long gone.
1455
01:20:44,333 --> 01:20:47,332
You show your faces around here again,
we're all fucking dead.
1456
01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:49,207
All right?
1457
01:20:49,208 --> 01:20:51,374
Gone. Now.
1458
01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:54,458
[tense music playing]
1459
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:03,915
Okay. So, I found an 11:30
from Gatwick to Costa Rica.
1460
01:21:03,916 --> 01:21:05,499
Do we really have to leave?
1461
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:08,082
You wanna spend the rest of your life
looking over your shoulder?
1462
01:21:08,083 --> 01:21:11,915
But it's Costa Rica, we can't
just--can't we go to Devon?
1463
01:21:11,916 --> 01:21:14,707
[Marlon] This is our opportunity, Hugh,
for a fresh start.
1464
01:21:14,708 --> 01:21:17,208
To do whatever we want,
to go wherever we want.
1465
01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:22,125
So, you mean we'd have
to say goodbye?
1466
01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:33,000
Hey, Hugh. What matters most
is that we're alive, right?
1467
01:21:34,875 --> 01:21:36,957
We're safe now.
1468
01:21:36,958 --> 01:21:40,332
[officer] Down on your knees.
Down on your knees.
1469
01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:42,582
Stay where you are.
1470
01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:43,875
Cuff these bastards.
1471
01:21:48,541 --> 01:21:51,541
[cheers and applause]
1472
01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:54,249
Remember this moment.
1473
01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:57,665
This is what it feels like
to take down the big guys.
1474
01:21:57,666 --> 01:22:00,165
"Improv comic destroys heckler."
1475
01:22:00,166 --> 01:22:01,665
Do you believe us now?
1476
01:22:01,666 --> 01:22:02,957
We're not criminals.
1477
01:22:02,958 --> 01:22:05,000
Okay. Found it. Here we go.
1478
01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:11,999
Um, if you're on YouTube, it's less
of a claim to fame, but I actually asked--
1479
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,165
- Yeah. So, can you turn off--
- Yes, sorry. Yes, I will do.
1480
01:22:14,166 --> 01:22:15,874
If you're on YouTube,
I actually asked a question
1481
01:22:15,875 --> 01:22:18,415
at the 2015 Leicester
Security Conference.
1482
01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:20,207
Oh, fuck's sake.
1483
01:22:20,208 --> 01:22:22,749
[Kat] Billings realized
we were his ticket to a payday.
1484
01:22:22,750 --> 01:22:24,957
That's why there's no evidence
in your system.
1485
01:22:24,958 --> 01:22:27,665
The thing about there being
no evidence being your evidence,
1486
01:22:27,666 --> 01:22:30,665
is that there's no evidence.
1487
01:22:30,666 --> 01:22:33,374
Whereas I do have you on car theft,
1488
01:22:33,375 --> 01:22:36,124
drug trafficking, manslaughter, dismemberment.
1489
01:22:36,125 --> 01:22:38,249
We've even got a guy
who says you upset his dog.
1490
01:22:38,250 --> 01:22:40,957
- I was under duress.
- Duress or no, you did it.
1491
01:22:40,958 --> 01:22:44,416
- I could charge you all right now.
- Go on then, big man.
1492
01:22:47,083 --> 01:22:48,041
What?
1493
01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:53,208
He told our bosses that we're about
to bring in three major players.
1494
01:22:54,541 --> 01:22:55,707
Not a bunch of clowns.
1495
01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:58,374
- Clowning is an art.
- Okay.
1496
01:22:58,375 --> 01:22:59,707
Here's what we're gonna do.
1497
01:22:59,708 --> 01:23:02,290
- I'm gonna give you one chance.
- Yes.
1498
01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:05,207
- You don't know what the plan is.
- Carry on.
1499
01:23:05,208 --> 01:23:09,124
Blend back in with Fly's crew and go
to the exchange tonight wearing a wire.
1500
01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:11,749
Get Metcalfe on tape
confirming his deal
1501
01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:15,665
with the Albanians, and maybe
we can talk about immunity.
1502
01:23:15,666 --> 01:23:16,583
We can't.
1503
01:23:17,583 --> 01:23:21,915
Our cover's blown.
Metcalfe told Fly to whack us.
1504
01:23:21,916 --> 01:23:25,375
Then, it looks like this is the end
of the road for you.
1505
01:23:27,416 --> 01:23:28,291
No.
1506
01:23:29,791 --> 01:23:31,583
We can still get the deal on tape.
1507
01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:34,125
How?
1508
01:23:35,458 --> 01:23:37,374
[Kat] Fly is looking for a way out.
1509
01:23:37,375 --> 01:23:40,540
He's tired of killing, tired of the game.
1510
01:23:40,541 --> 01:23:43,665
Right now, he thinks
we're undercover cops.
1511
01:23:43,666 --> 01:23:45,957
Who are we to tell him any different?
1512
01:23:45,958 --> 01:23:48,958
First rule of improv, always say yes.
1513
01:23:53,375 --> 01:23:55,165
We just need to talk.
1514
01:23:55,166 --> 01:23:57,415
Okay. So, here's the deal.
1515
01:23:57,416 --> 01:23:59,624
You record Metcalfe confirming the terms,
1516
01:23:59,625 --> 01:24:01,165
and we'll take him down,
1517
01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:03,750
the Albanians, all of them.
1518
01:24:05,208 --> 01:24:07,124
It's hard to catch it on the wire.
1519
01:24:07,125 --> 01:24:09,499
Ain't a lot of chat goes down
at a handover.
1520
01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:11,374
Okay.
1521
01:24:11,375 --> 01:24:13,665
Make it happen and we let you disappear.
1522
01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:15,250
Go be with your daughter.
1523
01:24:19,458 --> 01:24:21,375
Turn rat for the rats, eh?
1524
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:27,458
[suspenseful music playing]
1525
01:24:34,875 --> 01:24:37,290
Ah, the "stakeout."
1526
01:24:37,291 --> 01:24:38,958
A tale as old as time.
1527
01:24:42,208 --> 01:24:43,374
Nice costumes.
1528
01:24:43,375 --> 01:24:44,458
Fly's set?
1529
01:24:46,250 --> 01:24:49,999
Okay. That's our Albanian friends
1530
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,624
and Metcalfe's crew.
1531
01:24:52,625 --> 01:24:54,540
Fly is right there with them.
1532
01:24:54,541 --> 01:24:56,165
What if they frisk him?
1533
01:24:56,166 --> 01:24:58,749
All units be advised,
our players have arrived.
1534
01:24:58,750 --> 01:25:00,915
Await my call, repeat, await my call.
1535
01:25:00,916 --> 01:25:04,290
[Metcalfe] I'm so glad we could carry on
with our arrangement.
1536
01:25:04,291 --> 01:25:06,749
- [Skender] Eh, money is money.
- [Metcalfe] So, a taste?
1537
01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:08,665
[Fly] H ow much of this
are you fucking buying?
1538
01:25:08,666 --> 01:25:11,332
That's my business.
Let's just get on with it.
1539
01:25:11,333 --> 01:25:12,916
All units standby.
1540
01:25:16,625 --> 01:25:19,207
- Yeah, it's pure.
- [Metcalfe] Mm-hmm. Okay.
1541
01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:20,916
What about the other part of our deal?
1542
01:25:22,875 --> 01:25:24,540
[Metcalfe] Oh, he's all yours.
1543
01:25:24,541 --> 01:25:26,415
- Sorry, Fly.
- Shit.
1544
01:25:26,416 --> 01:25:29,416
Became too expensive to keep you.
1545
01:25:31,791 --> 01:25:32,791
No.
1546
01:25:35,833 --> 01:25:37,040
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1547
01:25:37,041 --> 01:25:38,540
- Shit.
- Send your guys in.
1548
01:25:38,541 --> 01:25:40,124
- Not until the exchange.
- They're gonna kill him.
1549
01:25:40,125 --> 01:25:41,124
[Dawes]
Yeah. Well, unless they exchange,
1550
01:25:41,125 --> 01:25:42,499
I've got fuck all
and I'm not about to blow this operation.
1551
01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:43,499
We can't let him die. He saved our lives.
1552
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:44,665
Not until we have it on tape.
1553
01:25:44,666 --> 01:25:46,540
- Don't we need him alive?
- No, the tape's enough.
1554
01:25:46,541 --> 01:25:48,124
But not even as like--as like a witness?
1555
01:25:48,125 --> 01:25:49,041
Well, we've got these three.
1556
01:25:50,166 --> 01:25:52,290
[upbeat music playing]
1557
01:25:52,291 --> 01:25:54,165
- What are we doing?
- Improvising.
1558
01:25:54,166 --> 01:25:56,749
- What the fuck are they doing?
- Oh, my God.
1559
01:25:56,750 --> 01:25:59,499
[indistinct chatter]
1560
01:25:59,500 --> 01:26:01,291
Could've let me go out on my feet.
1561
01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:03,333
[gun cocks]
1562
01:26:04,958 --> 01:26:08,957
Nobody move! Nobody fucking move!
1563
01:26:08,958 --> 01:26:11,040
Police! Freeze!
1564
01:26:11,041 --> 01:26:14,124
Lower you weapons! Please!
1565
01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:15,499
What--how do they got these guns?
1566
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:16,875
They're fake guns.
1567
01:26:19,958 --> 01:26:21,332
You let them go.
1568
01:26:21,333 --> 01:26:22,832
[Kat] Why wouldn't he?
1569
01:26:22,833 --> 01:26:24,458
We pay better.
1570
01:26:27,041 --> 01:26:29,040
Do it! I beg you.
1571
01:26:29,041 --> 01:26:30,540
Cheeky fucker's got two guns.
1572
01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:33,290
I will end you right here, right now.
1573
01:26:33,291 --> 01:26:35,582
Stand down, Sergeant Petrides.
1574
01:26:35,583 --> 01:26:39,040
Inspector, why put me through sharpshooter
training if you never let me--
1575
01:26:39,041 --> 01:26:41,665
'Cause I don't want a repeat
of the Dutch Embassy!
1576
01:26:41,666 --> 01:26:43,874
This is bullshit, McClary.
1577
01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:47,790
Then you, wee man.
1578
01:26:47,791 --> 01:26:50,875
You're very quiet and you look
like you're gonna puke.
1579
01:26:56,166 --> 01:27:00,790
Yeah. 'Cause I'm imagining the slop
they're gonna feed you in the clink,
1580
01:27:00,791 --> 01:27:02,041
you piece of shit.
1581
01:27:03,458 --> 01:27:08,249
In fact, wee man,
I'm your only way out of here.
1582
01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:11,290
Now I don't care what you small fry
are up to tonight.
1583
01:27:11,291 --> 01:27:14,082
You throw us a sweetener from both ends
and I'll turn a blind eye.
1584
01:27:14,083 --> 01:27:17,790
But that guy, he's our star witness
for much bigger players.
1585
01:27:17,791 --> 01:27:19,125
So he's coming with us.
1586
01:27:20,416 --> 01:27:24,832
Why don't I just have him shoot you?
1587
01:27:24,833 --> 01:27:28,040
Because I wouldn't be able
to stand down the snipers
1588
01:27:28,041 --> 01:27:30,707
ogling all of your fucking ugly foreheads!
1589
01:27:30,708 --> 01:27:33,791
[rock music playing]
1590
01:27:35,291 --> 01:27:37,415
- Snipe--he just said snipers.
- I'm aware he just said snipers.
1591
01:27:37,416 --> 01:27:39,541
- Have we got snipers out there?
- No, we've not got snipers out there.
1592
01:27:41,333 --> 01:27:42,875
[speaking foreign language]
1593
01:27:50,416 --> 01:27:52,624
[Beverly]
Jesus Christ, this might actually work.
1594
01:27:52,625 --> 01:27:55,457
They haven't confirmed it.
He hasn't actually said it yet.
1595
01:27:55,458 --> 01:27:59,374
Hey, out of curiosity,
what do we got here, 50 kilos,
1596
01:27:59,375 --> 01:28:01,415
five million quid?
1597
01:28:01,416 --> 01:28:03,957
Are you a fucking amateur?
1598
01:28:03,958 --> 01:28:06,999
This is half a ton for ten million.
1599
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:08,915
- We got him. All units go. All units go.
- Woo.
1600
01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:10,458
- Yes!
- Go, go, go, go, go!
1601
01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:16,540
Why am I thinking more and more that
1602
01:28:16,541 --> 01:28:21,083
they're just making this up
as they go along, eh?
1603
01:28:26,208 --> 01:28:27,791
If things go sideways.
1604
01:28:29,625 --> 01:28:30,666
[Kat] The fuck?
1605
01:28:37,583 --> 01:28:40,583
[rock music playing]
1606
01:28:58,458 --> 01:29:00,458
[police sirens blaring]
1607
01:29:08,666 --> 01:29:10,833
[indistinct chatter]
1608
01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:14,999
[gunshots]
1609
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:17,416
[rock music playing]
1610
01:29:30,208 --> 01:29:31,665
I can't believe that worked.
1611
01:29:31,666 --> 01:29:33,874
You think I was too rude?
1612
01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:36,082
What? That wasn't part of the plan.
1613
01:29:36,083 --> 01:29:37,166
[gunshot]
1614
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:41,958
[toy gun firing]
1615
01:29:47,708 --> 01:29:52,500
Ah, Fly, pull the wrong piece,
it all comes tumbling down.
1616
01:29:54,916 --> 01:29:56,958
- I always knew you'd--
- [gunshot]
1617
01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:11,999
Fly, I'm sorry. Fuck, I had no choice.
1618
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:13,083
It's all right.
1619
01:30:17,041 --> 01:30:20,375
I'd have turned on you too.
Well, I did, didn't I?
1620
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:25,957
We got him immunity
but I think you're on your own.
1621
01:30:25,958 --> 01:30:28,333
You should go, Shosh. You should go.
1622
01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:32,958
[dramatic music playing]
1623
01:30:36,125 --> 01:30:37,125
Wait.
1624
01:30:46,666 --> 01:30:48,915
So long, Squire.
1625
01:30:48,916 --> 01:30:52,166
[distant sirens wailing and gunfire]
1626
01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:01,916
In another life, brother.
1627
01:31:03,166 --> 01:31:05,500
We did--we did actually kiss.
It was--it was...
1628
01:31:09,083 --> 01:31:10,083
Hey.
1629
01:31:12,416 --> 01:31:15,457
So what kind of police carry fake guns?
1630
01:31:15,458 --> 01:31:16,541
[Kat] Uh...
1631
01:31:19,625 --> 01:31:21,665
fake police.
1632
01:31:21,666 --> 01:31:22,750
[sighs]
1633
01:31:23,958 --> 01:31:26,791
I knew there was something
double fucked about you lot.
1634
01:31:28,041 --> 01:31:31,791
So come on then, who are you, really?
1635
01:31:37,208 --> 01:31:39,416
We're improv comedians.
1636
01:31:42,666 --> 01:31:44,291
Well, that's fucking weird.
1637
01:31:45,875 --> 01:31:47,332
It's mad actually.
1638
01:31:47,333 --> 01:31:48,665
I'm more of an actor.
1639
01:31:48,666 --> 01:31:51,500
[sighs] Fucking actors, eh?
1640
01:31:54,125 --> 01:31:55,250
Here.
1641
01:31:56,791 --> 01:31:58,749
You're gonna need this.
1642
01:31:58,750 --> 01:32:01,458
[groans] Fuck.
1643
01:32:02,583 --> 01:32:03,665
Are you good?
1644
01:32:03,666 --> 01:32:04,833
Yes.
1645
01:32:07,125 --> 01:32:10,207
[Dawes] Congratulations. Fly touches down
in Portugal this afternoon,
1646
01:32:10,208 --> 01:32:13,457
and the heads of London's
two major criminal organizations
1647
01:32:13,458 --> 01:32:15,332
have been well and truly severed.
1648
01:32:15,333 --> 01:32:18,249
But like a Hydra, a head will regrow--
1649
01:32:18,250 --> 01:32:20,290
- I said no to the Hydra--
- It seemed like you were setting it up.
1650
01:32:20,291 --> 01:32:21,749
- Just leave it.
- Fine.
1651
01:32:21,750 --> 01:32:24,124
Did anyone get away or...?
1652
01:32:24,125 --> 01:32:25,915
Shosh, uh, slipped the net.
1653
01:32:25,916 --> 01:32:27,332
[Hugh] Oh, good.
1654
01:32:27,333 --> 01:32:31,040
Good that you got everyone else.
1655
01:32:31,041 --> 01:32:32,874
That's good, isn't it?
1656
01:32:32,875 --> 01:32:36,124
So, uh, cheers basically.
This shit got us promoted.
1657
01:32:36,125 --> 01:32:38,082
You're now speaking
with Superintendent Dawes.
1658
01:32:38,083 --> 01:32:42,249
And Detective Inspector Beverly.
1659
01:32:42,250 --> 01:32:44,707
I mean, we didn't really know
your ranks before, so--
1660
01:32:44,708 --> 01:32:45,749
These are higher.
1661
01:32:45,750 --> 01:32:47,874
So how do you keep us safe?
Do we get new identities?
1662
01:32:47,875 --> 01:32:51,707
Well, the challenge is to make sure
that no one knows who you are.
1663
01:32:51,708 --> 01:32:56,541
So in this case, just, yeah,
go back to what you were doing before.
1664
01:32:59,458 --> 01:33:03,415
So this is Marlon reading
for our biker gang leader, Duke.
1665
01:33:03,416 --> 01:33:06,249
Nice idea but do you mind losing the scar?
1666
01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:07,541
If only I could.
1667
01:33:09,375 --> 01:33:13,165
So I just turned to my boss
and said, "Uh, fuck off."
1668
01:33:13,166 --> 01:33:15,249
[laughter]
1669
01:33:15,250 --> 01:33:17,874
Well, now, I'm my own boss.
1670
01:33:17,875 --> 01:33:23,541
He said, "Those rats are just doing
what they've got to do."
1671
01:33:24,666 --> 01:33:29,290
Later that night,
I saw him drowning rats in a bucket.
1672
01:33:29,291 --> 01:33:31,291
I said, "I thought
you didn't mind the rats?"
1673
01:33:32,500 --> 01:33:34,291
He said, "I'm just doin'
what I've got to do."
1674
01:33:36,458 --> 01:33:39,333
Call Francis,
tell him we found our Duke.
1675
01:33:42,375 --> 01:33:45,375
[upbeat music playing]
1676
01:33:48,541 --> 01:33:50,833
[indistinct chatter]
1677
01:33:52,500 --> 01:33:54,499
Is it true, the undercover mission?
1678
01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:57,041
Everybody's talking about it.
You're kind of a legend.
1679
01:33:58,833 --> 01:34:02,999
[sighs] Okay. I'm Kat, I'm your teacher.
1680
01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:05,874
Let's just jump right in.
Okay. You two, get up here.
1681
01:34:05,875 --> 01:34:07,249
[man] Woohoo!
1682
01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:09,665
When I clap my hands, the scene begins.
1683
01:34:09,666 --> 01:34:12,249
Don't overthink it,
just stay in the moment.
1684
01:34:12,250 --> 01:34:16,790
And remember, always,
always trust your partner.
1685
01:34:16,791 --> 01:34:19,333
- Yes?
- [crowd] Yes.
1686
01:34:20,916 --> 01:34:22,458
And...
1687
01:34:24,333 --> 01:34:26,708
{\an8}["It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones playing]
1688
01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:39,500
{\an8}♪ It's not unusual
to be loved by anyone ♪
1689
01:34:40,583 --> 01:34:44,666
{\an8}♪ It's not unusual to have fun
with anyone ♪
1690
01:34:45,833 --> 01:34:49,791
{\an8}♪ But when I see you hanging about
with anyone ♪
1691
01:34:51,083 --> 01:34:55,374
{\an8}♪ It's not unusual to see me cry ♪
1692
01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:57,583
{\an8}♪ I wanna die ♪
1693
01:34:58,750 --> 01:35:03,041
{\an8}♪ It's not unusual to go out at any time ♪
1694
01:35:04,125 --> 01:35:09,249
{\an8}♪ But when I see you out
and about it's such a crime ♪
1695
01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:14,415
{\an8}♪ If you should ever wanna be loved
by anyone ♪
1696
01:35:14,416 --> 01:35:18,540
{\an8}♪ It's not unusual
to find out I'm in love with you ♪
1697
01:35:18,541 --> 01:35:21,040
{\an8}♪ Whoa-whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1698
01:35:21,041 --> 01:35:23,540
{\an8}♪ Whoa-whoa, oh-ohh ♪
1699
01:35:23,541 --> 01:35:27,790
{\an8}♪ Whoa-whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa ♪
1700
01:35:27,791 --> 01:35:29,707
{\an8}♪ Whoa-whoa ♪
1701
01:35:29,708 --> 01:35:32,791
{\an8}[rock music playing]