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(neon buzzing)

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(soft music playing)

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{\an8}- Okay, okay.
That's enough of that. - (music slows, stops)

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Hello, loyal viewers!

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Like me, you probably never
thought this day would come.

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I see some old friends.
I see new friends.

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{\an8}I see friends who frankly
should put some pants on

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{\an8}and venture outside
occasionally.

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Seriously, get some sun!

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But, for those who
are just joining us,

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here's a little something
to catch you up in the form

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of my incredibly exciting
superhero origin story!

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- (beeps)
- (exciting music playing)

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Metrocity,
a city full of danger,

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and only Metro Man was strong
enough to defend it from evil.

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- Until I totally
kicked his butt! - (zap)

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(explosion blasts)

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- That's me, Megamind.
- (dance music playing)

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Incredibly handsome
criminal genius

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and master of all villainy.

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But without a hero to fight,
I felt lonely.

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So I created a new superhero
to play with named Titan.

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Unfortunately, he was a worse
villain than I ever was.

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(stone crashing)

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It was then that I realized

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my destiny was not
to be a supervillain,

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but a superhero.

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- I defeated Titan
and saved the day. - (whirring)

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(triumphant music playing)

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I became Megamind,
defender of Metrocity.

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- (crowd cheering)
- But little did I know,

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my greatest challenge
was yet to come.

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(dramatic crescendo)

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(soft music playing)

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(gurgling)

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Blue Mackerel: You're in
my personal space, bro.

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Red Snapper: Oh, well,
excuse me for swimming!

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I don't think that
was a sincere apology!

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- It's not!
- Big King Fish: Both of you, clam up!

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(bang)

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We got work to do.

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- (intense music playing)
- Go fish.

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(tapping)

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Here goes.

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- (yelling, laughing)
- (reels unspooling)

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(grunting)

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(reels spooling)

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There it is.

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- (jewels sparkling)
- (laughs) Catch of the day.

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- (glass cracking)
- (water rushing)

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Ooh, this little baby's
gonna be worth a fortune

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on the black fish market!

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(Megamind laughs)

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(rock music playing)

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(whirring, beeping)

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You'd think with all
the time you guys spent

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swimming in "shools,"
you'd be smarter.

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The Go Fish Gang:
Megamind?!

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I knew it was only
a matter of time

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before the Go Fish Gang
tried to steal

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the diamond-encrusted koi

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on loan from
the Beijing Water Palace.

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It's something the old evil me

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would've done (laughs)
way back in the day.

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Sir, "way back in the day"
was just two days ago.

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That's all? Time certainly drags
when you're a good guy.

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Minion,
how could you possibly serve

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a bad guy who's turned hero?

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Quick correction there.

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Due to a cease-and-desist order
from popular fast food chain

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Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles,

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I can no longer
call myself Minion.

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So, Megamind gave me
a new name.

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Ol' Chum.
It means, "old friend."

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(sentimental music playing)

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Yeah, well, chum also
means something else.

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- Shark bait!
- (dramatic sting)

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(glass cracking)

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Wait, chum means "shark bait"?

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Why, yes! Sharks love bait!

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It's a term of endearment.

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- Aw!
- (gasps)

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- (glass shatters)
- (shark roars)

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It looks like we're both
about to be shark bait!

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- Not for long.
- (zaps)

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(triumphant music playing)

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- (clanking)
- (Chum sighs)

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Apex predators are
a whole lot cuter

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when you can put
them in your pocket.

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- (The Go Fish Gang laughing)
- They're getting away, sir!

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**

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Brainbot 227,
launch Porta-Prison!

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(whirring)

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(lasers zapping)

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- Huh?
- Hey! What's going on here?

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That oughta hold you
until we can transfer you

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to your fishbowls.

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- In jail... Huh?
- (glitching)

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(whirring stops)

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- (Go Fish Gang laughing)
- Whoopsie.

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- Chum, this is
beyond embarrassing! - (fizzling)

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Sorry, sir.

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Hey, Megamind! Your gadgets
are like the Titanic,

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a total disaster!

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- (Go Fish Gang laugh)
- Megamind: How dare you!

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The Titanic was a delight
for most of the journey.

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After them!

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(dramatic music playing)

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(truck horn blowing)

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- (brakes hiss)
- (Megamind gasps)

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They're in a fish tank!

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(accelerating beeping)

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(water blasts)

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(blubbering, yelling)

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(all screaming)

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(laughing)
You were great villains,

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but as heroes,
you guys are all wet!

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Let's finish them off!

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(engine roaring)

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Chum, cube me.

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(grunts)

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(clinking)

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- Huh?
- What the?

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Bullseye!

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- (dramatic music playing)
- Ha!

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Alley-oop. (grunts)

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(straining, grunting)

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Whoa!

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(grunts, spits)
Water in the hole!

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Huh?

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(splashing)

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(zapping)

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(Go Fish Gang screaming)

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(tank treads screeching)

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(people screaming)

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Chum:
Sir, those bystanders are about to get squished!

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It does not look
good for them.

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Oh, right! I'm a hero now.

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May I suggest
the portal bazooka?

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- You read my mind, Chum.
- (zaps)

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- (grunts)
- (whirring)

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(zaps)

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Kids: Yay!

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- (whirring, zaps)
- (grunts)

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(zap)

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- (Go Fish Gang screaming)
- (smashing)

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- (screaming)
- Ah, shark!

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Crime.
It's a hard halibut to break.

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(groans)

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Chum, make a note.
No more puns.

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- They're beneath us.
- (laughing)

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Halibut! Like the fish!

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Brilliant, sir!
Just brilliant!

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**

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And tell all your evil friends

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Metrocity has a new defender,

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- and his name is Megamind!
- (car engine starts)

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(siren blaring)

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Aren't you forgetting
another defender, sir?

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Don't think so.

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You didn't, by chance,
forget about someone who,

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I don't know, say,
gallantly fought by your side?

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Ah, of course! How could
I have possibly forgotten?

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- Chum, my friend?
- Yes, sir?

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- (whistling)
- (whirring)

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- Fix Brainbot 227.
- (buzzing)

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That short-out was
a little embarrassing.

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Remember, I have a super
heroic image to maintain.

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- (sorrowful music playing)
- (beeping)

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(TV news theme playing)

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Crime continues to plunge
since Megamind saved Metro city

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from the clutches of evil.
But now, villains,

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many who flew below
Metro Man's radar,

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are coming out of the woodwork.

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So far, our new blue hero
seems up to the task.

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And while many changes
are afoot in Metro City,

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the one constant is me,
Roxanne Ritchi,

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reporting on
the accomplishments of others.

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- Huh. Honestly,
how did that sound? - (camera beeps)

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Child:
Like you just realized you've lost all interest in your job,

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and you're going through
the motions.

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Other than that, slam dunk!

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- And you are?
- Keiko Morita,

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president of Megamind's
number-one streaming online

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fan club MegaWatch,

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covering all things blue
and super-heroic in Metro City.

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- Um... okay.
- Have time for a few questions?

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What is happening right now?

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Roxanne Ritchi,
you just helped Megamind

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save the city from Titan.

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So what's your
awesome next step?

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Next step?
A-And are you recording this?

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Don't worry, it's great!

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Obviously, you're too cool
to be just on television.

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You're a shark.
You have to keep moving, girl!

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- You gotta have a side hustle!
- You're not wrong.

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I don't know.
Reporting is important,

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but Megamind has been
a hero for only a few days,

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and he's already making
a big difference in this city.

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Can't help thinking
maybe there's a way

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I can be doing more, too.

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Wait, why am I telling you
this? How old are you again?

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- You first.
- Touché.

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What you need to do is find
the thing you wanna do

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and go for it.
Look at me!

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A few weeks ago,
I was a middle schooler

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sitting in detention. Now,

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I'm streaming a show with
a half-million subscribers.

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Did you say half million?

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That's like
10 times my audience,

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- not counting family and pets.
- Keiko Morita: Gotta go.

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Wanna get a better shot of
the ceremony before it starts.

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- Good talk though.
- Yeah! Good talk. (laughs)

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Half million...

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For his ongoing heroic actions
as Metro's defender,

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- I award Megamind
the key to our fair city. - (crowd cheering)

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- (laughs) I-I mean,
why not, right? (laughs) - (Megamind laughing)

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- Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!
- Thank you, thank you.

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You're very kind.

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- (grunting)
- (key clangs)

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(struggling)

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(Chum laughing)

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Chum, be a good assistant
and deal with this for me.

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- (clangs, clatters)
- Whoa!

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(clears throat)
Been getting some feedback

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that some of my speeches have
been running a little long,

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- so I cut this one down...
- (paper rattling)

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...to step length.

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Since the dawn of time,

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man has been dealing
with good versus evil.

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Hey, Chum.
How's the new hero gig going?

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Everything's changed for him.

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- Me, not so much.
- I know what you mean.

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I thought I was more to him.

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I thought I was
like his sidekick.

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But he still just
sees me as the minion

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who fixes his brainbots
and washes his socks.

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You know, someone
very recently told me,

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if you know what you want,
go for it.

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So, tell Megamind you want
a promotion to sidekick.

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Oh, it's not
a minion's place to--

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Roxanne Ritchi:
But you're not a minion.

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You're more than that.

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Maybe you just need
to remind him

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how valuable you really are.

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Speak from the heart.

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- (hopeful music playing)
- You're right.

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00:10:33,426 --> 00:10:35,678
I need to speak from the heart.

249
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,473
And that's why
you're all so lucky

250
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:42,101
- to have me as your hero.
- (applause, cheering)

251
00:10:42,143 --> 00:10:43,770
Megamind out!

252
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:47,398
Uh! Excuse me!
(panting) Megamind?

253
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:50,109
I'm Keiko Morita,
president of your fan club.

254
00:10:50,151 --> 00:10:53,154
President?
Oh, I have nothing but respect

255
00:10:53,196 --> 00:10:55,698
- for those who assume power.
- Then you'll love this.

256
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,366
I'm also your new
social media manager,

257
00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:59,660
streaming content creator,
and image consultant.

258
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:02,038
Those are a lot of words
I don't understand.

259
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,790
Whoa! Is that
the disguise generator?

260
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,833
- Can I try it?
- Don't touch that!

261
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,336
It's a highly sophisticated
electronic device.

262
00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:10,713
It's cool! My generation
was born tech-savvy.

263
00:11:10,755 --> 00:11:14,217
Really? Then I suppose this is
one of those smarty-pants phones

264
00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,052
with a calculator
built right in.

265
00:11:16,094 --> 00:11:18,721
Okay, wow. That proves
you really need my help.

266
00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:20,765
You were threatening
the city a few days ago.

267
00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:22,141
Now you're defending it!

268
00:11:22,183 --> 00:11:24,852
People wanna know who
the new heroic Megamind is!

269
00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:26,938
I'll help you show them.

270
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,272
You have a lot of energy.

271
00:11:28,314 --> 00:11:30,400
Did you just consume
a pound of sugar?

272
00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:31,984
Nope!
I'm like this naturally!

273
00:11:32,026 --> 00:11:33,945
Must be exhausting.

274
00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:36,572
I wanna be a crime fighter
just like you.

275
00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:38,032
You know, part of the team.

276
00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,410
(sighs) Here's the thing.

277
00:11:40,451 --> 00:11:41,994
I don't do teams.

278
00:11:42,036 --> 00:11:43,663
I'm more of a solo act,

279
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,416
but you're adorable
in a pushy sort of way.

280
00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:48,209
So, here's a souvenir.

281
00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:51,087
It's either a paperweight
or a flash grenade.

282
00:11:51,129 --> 00:11:54,382
I can't remember which,
so careful with that.

283
00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:56,300
He'll come around.

284
00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:59,137
Here he comes. You ready?

285
00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:00,263
Oh, absolutely!

286
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,557
Had the brainbots
program an algorithm

287
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:05,268
for a surefire
negotiation speech.

288
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,812
Not what I meant by
speaking from the heart.

289
00:12:08,521 --> 00:12:11,274
Ah, there you are, Chum.
Let's head back to the lair.

290
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,276
Those socks aren't
gonna wash themselves.

291
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,486
- (beeps)
- (motivational music playing)

292
00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:17,613
(Chum clears throat)

293
00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:19,532
Good afternoon!

294
00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:21,576
Do you aspire for success?

295
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:22,785
I bet you do.

296
00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:26,247
Well, insert boss' name here,
while I humbly appreciate

297
00:12:26,289 --> 00:12:28,374
the opportunities
you've given me,

298
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:31,669
since we've altered the mission
statement of our organization,

299
00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:33,796
I'm confident
I could achieve more.

300
00:12:33,838 --> 00:12:35,882
I believe I have made

301
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,634
significant contributions
to the new paradigm

302
00:12:38,676 --> 00:12:40,928
and wish for
positional advancement

303
00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:43,639
befitting my more than
adequate executions

304
00:12:43,681 --> 00:12:46,934
of said opportunities.

305
00:12:46,976 --> 00:12:48,603
- (beeps)
- (music stops)

306
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,398
Chum, you're talking gibberish.

307
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,692
Might be time to change
your bowl water again.

308
00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:58,196
Uh, what I'm trying to ask,
uh...

309
00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:01,657
Chum wants a promotion!
He wants to be your sidekick.

310
00:13:01,699 --> 00:13:04,535
Sidekick?
That's a big change.

311
00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:07,997
I don't think you've thought
through this, old friend.

312
00:13:08,039 --> 00:13:10,958
We've got a dynamic here.
I'm the hero.

313
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,336
You're the guy who gets
to hang out with the hero.

314
00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:15,630
Now, with that
firmly reestablished,

315
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:18,549
let's go get some churros.

316
00:13:18,591 --> 00:13:20,051
(clears throat loudly)

317
00:13:20,426 --> 00:13:23,346
Sir, if you don't
recognize my contributions,

318
00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:27,392
maybe it's time for me to
explore other opportunities.

319
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,352
Hm. Okay.

320
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:33,231
- Well, if you feel that
strongly about it... - Oh.

321
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:34,816
Okay then. Uh...

322
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:38,194
If you feel that strongly about
me feeling strongly about it--

323
00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:41,239
I feel strongly about
you feeling strongly

324
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,908
that I feel strongly about
you feeling strongly.

325
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:46,953
Okay, we get it!
Everyone's feeling strongly.

326
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,373
No, Roxanne!
Who am I to clip Chum's wings?

327
00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:53,876
I say fly,
you magnificent dove.

328
00:13:53,918 --> 00:13:56,546
(sighs) Yes. I will fly.

329
00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,425
I thank you for all
the good times we had.

330
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,929
We part now on friendly terms.

331
00:14:06,472 --> 00:14:10,518
- (Chum's suit whirring)
- (emotional music playing)

332
00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:14,731
I'll be a monkey's uncle!

333
00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:16,607
He's really
walking away this time!

334
00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:19,861
- I don't believe you.
- It's just a figure of speech.

335
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,529
I'm not really
a monkey's uncle.

336
00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:25,074
I mean, I can't believe
you just let him quit!

337
00:14:25,116 --> 00:14:28,369
Relax.
It's a negotiation tactic.

338
00:14:28,411 --> 00:14:30,079
Like the time he went
on a hunger strike

339
00:14:30,121 --> 00:14:31,956
because he wanted
a pet parakeet.

340
00:14:31,998 --> 00:14:33,166
What did you do then?

341
00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,626
I waited him out
until he finally gave in.

342
00:14:35,668 --> 00:14:37,920
Parakeets are poop machines.

343
00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:40,423
(sighs)
Everything is changing so fast.

344
00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:44,510
Sometimes, I miss the simplicity
of the bad old days.

345
00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:46,763
(car rumbling)

346
00:14:46,804 --> 00:14:48,347
**

347
00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:50,516
- (wind blowing)
- (thunder rumbling)

348
00:14:50,558 --> 00:14:52,935
(fizzling, zapping)

349
00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:54,771
(blows)

350
00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:58,483
I hereby call this meeting
of The Doom Syndicate to order.

351
00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:01,235
First order of business,
evil villain roll call.

352
00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:04,947
Lady Doppler, evil witch
of weather, present.

353
00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:07,575
Pierre Pressure,
master of hypnotism

354
00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:11,496
and all-around super bad guy
is also present, no?

355
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:12,830
(crash)

356
00:15:12,872 --> 00:15:15,917
Behemoth, burning hunk
of burning rock,

357
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,960
also bring present.

358
00:15:18,002 --> 00:15:19,629
(flame whooshes)

359
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:22,256
My lava friend,
present means one is here.

360
00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:23,591
Huh?

361
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:25,426
(baby talk)
Aw, that's okay, Behemoth.

362
00:15:25,468 --> 00:15:28,221
It's the thought
that counts, hm?

363
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:31,224
(normal)
Okay, I think that's just about everyone.

364
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:33,976
Mysterious Voice:
Aren't you forgetting someone?

365
00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:35,937
- (creepy music playing)
- The Master of Nightmares,

366
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,605
the Duke of Darkness,

367
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:40,858
the broken nightlight
in your cold bedroom.

368
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,277
Sit and tremble
as you gaze upon

369
00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,321
the frightening sight of...

370
00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:47,907
- Lord Nighty-Knight!
- (dramatic crescendo)

371
00:15:47,949 --> 00:15:49,617
(lamp buzzing)

372
00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:50,993
That is, like,

373
00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:54,205
the least frightening
villain name ever! (laughs)

374
00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:55,706
Why did you change it
from Fright Night?

375
00:15:55,748 --> 00:15:57,542
That was so much better.

376
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,544
Lord Nighty-Knight:
What are you talking about? It's Nighty-Knight.

377
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:02,880
It's like a night that's even
darker than a usual night.

378
00:16:02,922 --> 00:16:06,300
Plus, I'm an actual knight,
which is also super dark.

379
00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:08,636
(deep voice)
But is it dark?

380
00:16:08,678 --> 00:16:11,848
- (laughter)
- (Nighty-Knight grumbles)

381
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,516
(normal)
On to serious business.

382
00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,101
{\an8}It seems our former leader
Megamind

383
00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:16,728
{\an8}just got himself a new gig.

384
00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:18,104
{\an8}Anchor (on TV):
Breaking news.

385
00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:19,772
{\an8}Megamind gets
the key to the city

386
00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:21,524
{\an8}as Metro City's newest hero.

387
00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:23,776
VILLAINS:
No way!

388
00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:25,862
As leader, I've decided

389
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:28,531
it's time to pay
Megamind a visit.

390
00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:29,949
Say what?!

391
00:16:29,991 --> 00:16:31,826
Behemoth leader!

392
00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:34,287
You are not ze leader!
It is moi!

393
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:37,540
Nighty-Knight:
No, Megamind gave me his darkest blessing.

394
00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:40,376
Raise your hand
if you also think

395
00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:42,170
Megamind left you in charge.

396
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:43,504
Pierre Pressure:
I do!

397
00:16:43,546 --> 00:16:44,922
Ugh, seriously?!

398
00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:48,676
How many leaders think
we should pay Megamind a visit?

399
00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:50,178
Pierre:
I do!

400
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:51,512
Fine. It's settled then.

401
00:16:51,554 --> 00:16:55,099
I agree. But, there is
just one little thing

402
00:16:55,141 --> 00:16:56,851
to take care of first.

403
00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:58,311
(buzzer blares)

404
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,772
Guard:
Hey, Doomy Glooms! No scheming during lunch!

405
00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:03,649
This was a nice place
to lay low for a while,

406
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:06,402
but we've got some
business to take care of.

407
00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:09,405
Nighty-Knight:
Hello darkness, my old friend.

408
00:17:09,447 --> 00:17:11,115
(whooshing)

409
00:17:11,491 --> 00:17:12,617
Ha!

410
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,077
Whoa! Ah!

411
00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:15,369
(grunts)

412
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:17,914
I can't move!

413
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:20,416
(whimpering, yelps)

414
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,960
- (whirring)
- I think you'll have problems hitting ze alarm

415
00:17:23,002 --> 00:17:26,255
if you are trapped
in an invisible box.

416
00:17:26,297 --> 00:17:30,134
Help! I'm trapped
in an invisible box!

417
00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:32,887
(alarm blaring)

418
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:33,930
(doors slam)

419
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,598
Behemoth? Go gravel.

420
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,183
(growls, roars)

421
00:17:37,225 --> 00:17:39,435
(crumbling)

422
00:17:39,477 --> 00:17:40,770
(yelling)

423
00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:43,689
(wind howling)

424
00:17:43,731 --> 00:17:45,775
(gravel clattering)

425
00:17:45,817 --> 00:17:47,235
(guard yelping)

426
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:49,487
- (growling, grunts)
- (zapping)

427
00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:50,488
(doors whir)

428
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,490
Guard:
Oh, please don't hurt me!

429
00:17:52,532 --> 00:17:54,951
(laughs)
We'll show ourselves out.

430
00:17:55,368 --> 00:17:57,954
- (boom)
- (bricks clatter)

431
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:00,832
(dramatic music playing)

432
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:03,251
Megamind, here we come.

433
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:04,544
(dramatic crescendo)

434
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,715
Spokesman (on radio):
Ever feel like you're driving to the same job,

435
00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:10,049
drinking the same coffee,

436
00:18:10,091 --> 00:18:12,719
wearing the same outfit
almost every day?

437
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,304
- Ugh. Yeah.
- Spokesman: Have you been wondering

438
00:18:15,346 --> 00:18:17,390
if there's more
you could be doing

439
00:18:17,432 --> 00:18:19,142
- to spice up your life?
- Yeah.

440
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,685
Spokesman:
We have the answer.

441
00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:23,229
- Have a Mr. Minion's Meat-sicle!
- (commercial jingle playing)

442
00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:25,398
- (sighs)
- Protein on the go!

443
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,400
Okay, that really
under-delivered.

444
00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:28,943
- (whirring)
- Roxanne, I'm in great danger!

445
00:18:28,985 --> 00:18:31,738
- (Roxanne screams)
- (horns honking)

446
00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:33,406
(tires squeal)

447
00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:35,450
- (whirring)
- How are you doing this?!

448
00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:38,411
Through the bobblehead of myself
I gave to you as a present.

449
00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:40,663
It's a tracking device
so I can look out for you.

450
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:44,083
{\an8}I'm flattered by this
invasion of my privacy.

451
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:47,795
{\an8}Come to the lair immediately.
My very life may depend on it!

452
00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:50,339
{\an8}Hang on!
I'll be right there.

453
00:18:50,381 --> 00:18:54,469
- (tires squeal)
- (horns honking)

454
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:58,181
(dramatic music playing)

455
00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:00,892
- (door bangs)
- (Megamind screams)

456
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:02,060
Megamind?

457
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,353
Megamind:
I'm in the kitchen! Hurry!

458
00:19:04,395 --> 00:19:06,606
- (doors creak)
- (Megamind struggling)

459
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:10,359
- How dare you defy me, you--
- Roxanne: What is happening?

460
00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:12,236
I'll tell you what's happening!

461
00:19:12,278 --> 00:19:16,240
This disrespectful toaster
pastry refuses to toast!

462
00:19:16,282 --> 00:19:18,743
I thought this was
a matter of life and death!

463
00:19:18,785 --> 00:19:21,788
Newsflash! I need food,
or I'll starve.

464
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:23,956
Besides, I couldn't
reach the pancakes.

465
00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,333
(splats)

466
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:28,211
Newsflash!
Toasters need to be plugged in

467
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:29,545
or they won't work.

468
00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:33,132
(gasps) Show me what you did,
sorceress!

469
00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:36,386
(sighs)
Maybe you should call Chum?

470
00:19:36,427 --> 00:19:39,430
I'm fully capable of
taking care of myself.

471
00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:42,767
One question. How does one go
about taking care of oneself?

472
00:19:42,809 --> 00:19:45,061
- (alarm blaring)
- The intruder alert!

473
00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:46,229
Thank goodness.

474
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,523
- Isn't that bad?
- It's Chum.

475
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:49,982
He's always setting that off.

476
00:19:50,024 --> 00:19:53,403
Looks like someone couldn't
bear to be without me.

477
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:55,696
(splats)

478
00:19:55,738 --> 00:19:58,908
Well, well. Look who
finally decided to--

479
00:19:58,950 --> 00:20:01,661
- Ah!
- Lady Doppler: Come on, Megamind.

480
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:04,330
Is that any way to
welcome your old crew?

481
00:20:04,831 --> 00:20:08,459
I mean...
what an unpleasant surprise!

482
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:10,920
My old evil supervillain team.

483
00:20:10,962 --> 00:20:13,965
Nighty-Knight:
You must be so stoked to see us.

484
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:17,468
Stoked doesn't begin to
describe it, Fright Night.

485
00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:22,056
Get zis. He now wants
to be called "Nighty-Knight."

486
00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:23,349
Nighty-Knight:
It's scarier!

487
00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:25,935
Oh, yes. I'm terrified.

488
00:20:25,977 --> 00:20:29,272
Nighty-Knight:
See? Megamind gets my darkness.

489
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:32,150
- That's why he
left me in charge. - (gasps)

490
00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:34,026
But that's not why we're here.

491
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:36,362
We heard all about
your new job.

492
00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:37,947
(gasps) You did?

493
00:20:37,989 --> 00:20:40,950
Nighty-Knight:
Yeah! You think we were gonna let that go

494
00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:42,952
without paying you a visit?

495
00:20:42,994 --> 00:20:45,788
Let him have it, Behemoth!

496
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,749
- (Megamind gasps)
- (rumbling)

497
00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:48,791
(roars)

498
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:51,085
Guys!
Can't we just talk this--

499
00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:52,336
Ah!

500
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:56,299
- (party horn blowing)
- The Doom Syndicate: Congratulations!

501
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:57,383
What?

502
00:20:57,425 --> 00:20:58,551
(singing):
* For he's a horrible *

503
00:20:58,593 --> 00:20:59,761
* Evil fellow *

504
00:20:59,802 --> 00:21:01,804
* Which nobody can deny *

505
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:03,389
* Because he's now
their evil overlord *

506
00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:06,726
* And they're likely to receive
an unusually cruel punishment *

507
00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:08,519
(cheering)

508
00:21:08,561 --> 00:21:12,774
Imagine, ze entire city
thinks you are a hero!

509
00:21:12,815 --> 00:21:15,860
When you said lay low in prison
and wait for your signal,

510
00:21:15,902 --> 00:21:19,155
we had no idea
it was gonna be this!

511
00:21:19,197 --> 00:21:22,867
- Not even I could
conjure such an illusion. - (bell tolling)

512
00:21:22,909 --> 00:21:26,037
Nighty-Knight:
It's dark, it's messed up,

513
00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:28,039
and I love it. (laughing)

514
00:21:28,081 --> 00:21:29,207
Huh?

515
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:32,502
- (yelps)
- Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

516
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:36,172
You think
I'm pretending to be a hero.

517
00:21:36,214 --> 00:21:38,007
- Nighty-Knight: Huh?
- Oh.

518
00:21:38,049 --> 00:21:40,843
- (dramatic crescendo)
- And you'd be right, of course!

519
00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:43,805
That was absolutely
my intention.

520
00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:47,475
There no way Megamind
could be real hero.

521
00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:50,144
That would be great
betrayal and cause

522
00:21:50,186 --> 00:21:52,313
much anger in Behemoth!

523
00:21:52,355 --> 00:21:54,273
- (whimpering)
- (flames hissing)

524
00:21:54,315 --> 00:21:56,776
But you not, so Behemoth happy.

525
00:21:56,818 --> 00:21:59,195
- Oh...
- Where is Monsieur Minion?

526
00:21:59,237 --> 00:22:02,698
Ze robot poisson zat would keep
your place so span and spic-y.

527
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:04,367
Oh, Chum!

528
00:22:04,409 --> 00:22:07,453
He's not here because, uh,

529
00:22:07,495 --> 00:22:08,913
corporate shake-up.

530
00:22:08,955 --> 00:22:11,374
- Lots of internal changes.
- (explosion, glass shatters)

531
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:13,167
(Roxanne coughing)

532
00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:15,002
You know you're not
supposed to dry

533
00:22:15,044 --> 00:22:18,047
your metal spiked capes
in the microwave and--

534
00:22:18,089 --> 00:22:19,799
The Doom Syndicate!

535
00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:22,051
What's Roxanne Ritchi
doing here?!

536
00:22:22,093 --> 00:22:23,428
I assure you

537
00:22:23,469 --> 00:22:25,888
there's a completely evil
explanation for this.

538
00:22:27,348 --> 00:22:29,016
We're waiting.

539
00:22:29,058 --> 00:22:31,769
Yeah... so am I.

540
00:22:31,811 --> 00:22:35,523
Roxanne is here,
at this moment, right now,

541
00:22:35,565 --> 00:22:38,067
before us,
because she's agreed...

542
00:22:38,109 --> 00:22:39,318
Syndicate:
Yeah?

543
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,864
- ...to be my evil bride.
- What?!

544
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,699
(whispers)
They still think I'm evil

545
00:22:44,741 --> 00:22:46,451
and only pretending
to be a hero.

546
00:22:46,492 --> 00:22:48,703
- Play along!
- Is this true?

547
00:22:49,162 --> 00:22:52,582
- More like too good to be true!
- (gasps, groans)

548
00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:54,834
I can't believe
you're with her!

549
00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,587
She got me fired from
my weather reporting job!

550
00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:59,380
- (groans)
- You got yourself fired

551
00:22:59,422 --> 00:23:01,549
because you never
got a forecast right.

552
00:23:01,591 --> 00:23:02,759
Not to mention turning evil

553
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,595
and throwing lightning
at everybody, Gail.

554
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:08,014
- (lightning crackling)
- It's Lady Doppler now.

555
00:23:08,056 --> 00:23:11,601
And you two together,
I don't buy it.

556
00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:14,854
Behemoth disagree.
Behemoth always see

557
00:23:14,896 --> 00:23:19,108
certain romantic tension between
blue man and pretty lady.

558
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,652
- Really?
- Really?

559
00:23:21,694 --> 00:23:23,488
Opposites attract, no?

560
00:23:23,529 --> 00:23:26,115
Like crepes and marmalade.

561
00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:29,410
Can you guys excuse us?
Need a quick word in the kitchen

562
00:23:29,452 --> 00:23:31,829
with my not-so-better half.

563
00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:34,415
- (splats)
- Ow!

564
00:23:34,457 --> 00:23:36,584
I'll have you know those have
a warm fruit-filled center

565
00:23:36,626 --> 00:23:38,461
that could have left me
horribly disfigured.

566
00:23:38,503 --> 00:23:40,588
Why didn't you
tell them the truth?

567
00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:43,716
Tell them I'm really a hero?
Are you crazy?

568
00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,968
There's four of them,
and only one of me!

569
00:23:46,010 --> 00:23:48,971
They'll pound me into
a blue pulp, Roxanne.

570
00:23:49,013 --> 00:23:51,057
They're going to
find out eventually.

571
00:23:51,099 --> 00:23:54,894
Oh, and since when were you
ever part of The Doom Syndicate?

572
00:23:55,395 --> 00:23:56,896
Uh...

573
00:23:57,105 --> 00:23:58,189
Uh...

574
00:23:58,773 --> 00:24:01,317
(sighs) Founding member,
actually.

575
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:02,944
I was cutting my evil teeth

576
00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:05,655
shortly after graduating
from Villain Shool.

577
00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:08,991
You went to a villain shool?
I mean, school.

578
00:24:09,033 --> 00:24:11,244
Really more of
a mentorship program.

579
00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:14,497
Unfortunately, my evil professor
and I had a falling out.

580
00:24:14,539 --> 00:24:17,041
He kind of went to pieces.
(laughs) Literally.

581
00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:19,711
Always learning
new things about you.

582
00:24:19,752 --> 00:24:23,256
So, I recruited
the very best of the worst.

583
00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:24,507
- (snaps)
- (door creaking)

584
00:24:24,549 --> 00:24:26,300
(whirring, beeping)

585
00:24:27,135 --> 00:24:30,096
- (explosion blasts)
- With me as their handsome leader,

586
00:24:30,138 --> 00:24:34,142
- The Doom Syndicate was
the premier villain team. - (rock music playing)

587
00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:36,978
Man, those were good times.

588
00:24:37,478 --> 00:24:39,772
I mean, they were bad times

589
00:24:39,814 --> 00:24:41,941
that were good when I was bad.

590
00:24:41,983 --> 00:24:44,110
(nervous laugh)
But eventually, I realized

591
00:24:44,152 --> 00:24:46,487
I didn't like sharing
the spotlight.

592
00:24:46,529 --> 00:24:48,072
So, you ditched them?

593
00:24:48,114 --> 00:24:50,783
I told them I was
working on an evil project.

594
00:24:50,825 --> 00:24:53,703
- (brainbot whirs)
- And that I'd signal them when I took over Metrocity,

595
00:24:53,745 --> 00:24:55,872
which they think I have.

596
00:24:55,913 --> 00:24:58,624
Until I can figure out
a way to stop them,

597
00:24:58,666 --> 00:25:01,377
we must keep up
evil appearances.

598
00:25:01,419 --> 00:25:03,880
No. No! No way!

599
00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:06,758
Come on, Roxanne. Please?

600
00:25:06,799 --> 00:25:07,884
No!

601
00:25:08,259 --> 00:25:10,094
Pleas--

602
00:25:10,136 --> 00:25:12,221
And we're back.

603
00:25:12,263 --> 00:25:15,099
So, you guys have any schemes?

604
00:25:15,141 --> 00:25:17,852
I mean,
plans while you're in town?

605
00:25:17,894 --> 00:25:19,645
- (nervous laugh)
- Nighty-Knight: No,

606
00:25:19,687 --> 00:25:22,440
- but this guy does! (laughs)
- (grunts)

607
00:25:22,482 --> 00:25:24,650
(nervous laugh)
I'm not following.

608
00:25:24,692 --> 00:25:27,028
Lady Doppler:
We're here for Phase Two, silly.

609
00:25:27,070 --> 00:25:29,363
(gasps) Phase Two.

610
00:25:29,405 --> 00:25:30,740
What's a Phase Two?

611
00:25:30,782 --> 00:25:33,910
Guess your boyfriend
doesn't tell you everything.

612
00:25:33,951 --> 00:25:36,621
Megamind said when
he took over Metro City,

613
00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,581
we'd all have a place
in the next phase

614
00:25:38,623 --> 00:25:40,500
of his evil master plan.

615
00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:43,586
Phase Two is
such a genius plan.

616
00:25:43,628 --> 00:25:46,381
I cannot wait to get started!

617
00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:49,258
Yeah! That's actually
one of the reasons

618
00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:51,010
why I agreed to evil-marry him.

619
00:25:51,052 --> 00:25:53,096
- I love a good Phase Two.
- (yelps)

620
00:25:53,137 --> 00:25:55,640
But, remind me again
what this one is

621
00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:57,767
and what havoc it might wreak?

622
00:25:57,809 --> 00:25:59,894
Would you give us a moment?

623
00:25:59,936 --> 00:26:02,730
Relax. I never even bothered
to finish Phase Two.

624
00:26:02,772 --> 00:26:04,857
- Lady Doppler: Let's roll!
- (Syndicate laughs)

625
00:26:04,899 --> 00:26:07,110
(gasps)
What's the mad rush, guys?

626
00:26:07,151 --> 00:26:08,569
You just got here!

627
00:26:08,611 --> 00:26:11,489
Let's have some fun before
jumping into evil business.

628
00:26:11,531 --> 00:26:13,116
Charades, anyone?

629
00:26:13,491 --> 00:26:15,576
I say we break
in Megamind's city

630
00:26:15,618 --> 00:26:17,787
with a good old-fashioned
crime spree.

631
00:26:17,829 --> 00:26:18,830
Syndicate:
Yeah!

632
00:26:18,871 --> 00:26:20,915
I don't know, guys.

633
00:26:20,957 --> 00:26:23,668
Aren't we all a little above
crime spree-ing at this point?

634
00:26:23,710 --> 00:26:25,294
Syndicate:
No!

635
00:26:25,336 --> 00:26:27,880
Nighty-Knight:
Look out, Metro City, here comes the darkness.

636
00:26:27,922 --> 00:26:30,967
- Lady Doppler: Let's do this!
- Pierre: Away we go!

637
00:26:31,008 --> 00:26:34,303
What a fun and totally
preventable situation

638
00:26:34,345 --> 00:26:35,555
you've created.

639
00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:37,056
Please tell me you have a plan.

640
00:26:37,098 --> 00:26:38,808
Oh, you better warn the mayor.

641
00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:40,935
Meanwhile, I'll try to keep
The Doom Syndicate

642
00:26:40,977 --> 00:26:42,812
from destroying the entire city
while thinking of a plan

643
00:26:42,854 --> 00:26:44,313
to keep them from doing
my other plan.

644
00:26:44,355 --> 00:26:46,357
- (door creaks)
- Make sense?

645
00:26:46,399 --> 00:26:47,900
Yes, but only in the

646
00:26:47,942 --> 00:26:49,819
you're-the-one-saying-it
sort of way.

647
00:26:49,861 --> 00:26:50,903
(dramatic crescendo)

648
00:26:50,945 --> 00:26:53,698
You should know
I'm a people non-person.

649
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:54,907
I'm a self-starter,

650
00:26:54,949 --> 00:26:56,743
but also enjoy
the collaborative process.

651
00:26:56,784 --> 00:26:58,745
I'm proficient in
robotics, neuroscience,

652
00:26:58,786 --> 00:27:00,663
chemical engineering,
death-ray construction,

653
00:27:00,705 --> 00:27:02,707
bioengineering,
and event planning.

654
00:27:02,749 --> 00:27:04,751
So, anything in those areas.

655
00:27:04,792 --> 00:27:06,878
(fly buzzing)

656
00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:09,338
I'm lookin' for
a toilet scrubber.

657
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:10,673
That's perfect!

658
00:27:10,715 --> 00:27:12,717
Another item
off my bucket list!

659
00:27:12,759 --> 00:27:15,595
I won't let you down, New Sir.

660
00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:18,347
- (dramatic music playing)
- (panting)

661
00:27:18,389 --> 00:27:21,059
- (horns honking)
- Whoa! Ah!

662
00:27:22,018 --> 00:27:24,479
- (grunting)
- (people screaming)

663
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,730
(explosion blasts)

664
00:27:25,772 --> 00:27:28,941
- (citizens screaming)
- (smashing)

665
00:27:29,817 --> 00:27:31,486
(crash, explosion)

666
00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:34,155
(Lady Doppler and Pierre laugh)

667
00:27:35,990 --> 00:27:39,118
Today's forecast:
frigid cold flurries,

668
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,038
and a hundred percent
chance of doom!

669
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,623
(thundering)

670
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:46,501
(echoing laugh)

671
00:27:46,542 --> 00:27:49,420
Nighty-Knight:
That's a thunderstorm, not a snowstorm.

672
00:27:49,462 --> 00:27:52,173
Whatever, Mr. Nappy-Nap.

673
00:27:52,215 --> 00:27:54,926
- (grunts)
- Behemoth: Behemoth hungry!

674
00:27:55,593 --> 00:27:56,886
(roars)

675
00:27:56,928 --> 00:27:58,388
(chomps, groans)

676
00:27:58,429 --> 00:28:01,599
It is just an advertisement,
you silly rock monster!

677
00:28:01,641 --> 00:28:03,142
**

678
00:28:03,184 --> 00:28:04,227
Huh?

679
00:28:04,602 --> 00:28:08,481
(growls)
Flat man trick Behemoth!

680
00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:09,941
(fireball sizzles)

681
00:28:10,608 --> 00:28:12,110
- (grunts)
- (police siren wails)

682
00:28:12,151 --> 00:28:13,236
(tires screech)

683
00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,904
(siren dying)

684
00:28:14,946 --> 00:28:16,572
Officer:
Freeze! Police!

685
00:28:16,614 --> 00:28:18,282
(evil laugh)

686
00:28:18,324 --> 00:28:19,534
(whimpers)

687
00:28:20,451 --> 00:28:22,036
You're all under arrest!

688
00:28:22,078 --> 00:28:23,246
**

689
00:28:23,287 --> 00:28:24,789
Now, officers,

690
00:28:24,831 --> 00:28:27,667
- wouldn't you rather
just arrest yourselves? - (whirring)

691
00:28:28,584 --> 00:28:31,796
Officers (in trance):
I have the right to remain silent.

692
00:28:31,838 --> 00:28:35,258
Anything I say can
and will be used against me

693
00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:37,260
- in the court of law.
- (laughing)

694
00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:39,303
- I have the right to a...
- Au revoir!

695
00:28:39,345 --> 00:28:41,931
Sorry about all this, officers.
We'll have a good chuckle

696
00:28:41,973 --> 00:28:44,392
when you snap out of it
in a few hours.

697
00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:46,477
Nighty-Knight:
The darkness!

698
00:28:46,519 --> 00:28:48,104
(whooshing)

699
00:28:48,146 --> 00:28:49,605
The bedlam!

700
00:28:49,647 --> 00:28:50,690
(window shatters)

701
00:28:50,732 --> 00:28:51,983
The chaos!

702
00:28:52,024 --> 00:28:54,819
- (yelps)
- I feed on it.

703
00:28:55,653 --> 00:28:57,822
- (toy squeaking)
- Huh?

704
00:28:59,657 --> 00:29:01,576
(soft lullaby playing)

705
00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:03,870
(echoing baby cooing)

706
00:29:04,996 --> 00:29:08,708
I will call you
Mr. Cuddly Snuggles.

707
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,001
(squeaks)

708
00:29:10,293 --> 00:29:12,920
No one must know
of our friendship.

709
00:29:13,796 --> 00:29:15,715
Darkness!

710
00:29:15,757 --> 00:29:18,217
(dramatic music playing)

711
00:29:18,259 --> 00:29:19,343
Brainbots, code:

712
00:29:19,385 --> 00:29:20,636
"Fix all the things
the bad guys broke

713
00:29:20,678 --> 00:29:23,556
so I'm not legally
or financially responsible."

714
00:29:23,598 --> 00:29:25,391
(beeping, whirring)

715
00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:27,226
(brainbots humming)

716
00:29:31,522 --> 00:29:33,941
- (whirring)
- (hammering)

717
00:29:34,358 --> 00:29:35,193
That handles that!

718
00:29:36,152 --> 00:29:39,322
Mayor (on TV):
For his ongoing heroic actions as Metro's defender,

719
00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:42,992
I award Megamind
the key to our fair city.

720
00:29:43,034 --> 00:29:44,911
(audience cheering)

721
00:29:44,952 --> 00:29:46,579
If only
your adoring public knew

722
00:29:46,621 --> 00:29:48,998
- what we had
in store for everyone! - (zapping)

723
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,584
- (Syndicate laughs)
- (Megamind yelps)

724
00:29:51,626 --> 00:29:53,836
Yeah, poor them!

725
00:29:53,878 --> 00:29:55,630
(Syndicate laughing)

726
00:29:55,671 --> 00:29:58,341
- (weak laugh)
- Keiko: Whoa!

727
00:29:58,383 --> 00:30:01,469
- Those guys are no joke!
- (metal creaking)

728
00:30:01,511 --> 00:30:02,804
(gasping, panting)

729
00:30:02,845 --> 00:30:04,597
(creaking)

730
00:30:04,639 --> 00:30:06,224
- (both grunt)
- (monitor smashes)

731
00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:11,729
- Whoa! Close one!
- You again?

732
00:30:12,146 --> 00:30:13,773
Megamind just
saved yours truly

733
00:30:13,815 --> 00:30:15,900
from becoming
a human vegan pancake!

734
00:30:15,942 --> 00:30:18,277
For more awesome saves,
click like and subscribe!

735
00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:19,445
- (static)
- (distant siren wails)

736
00:30:19,487 --> 00:30:21,697
Oh-ho, my followers
are gonna love that!

737
00:30:21,739 --> 00:30:23,324
And you're much faster
than you look.

738
00:30:23,366 --> 00:30:25,993
- Maybe it's the boots.
- (distant explosions)

739
00:30:26,035 --> 00:30:28,204
- (people screaming)
- (zapping)

740
00:30:29,330 --> 00:30:31,249
You're gonna stop
those guys, right?

741
00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:33,710
Eventually, but right now,
I'm deep undercover.

742
00:30:33,751 --> 00:30:35,044
They still think I'm a villain.

743
00:30:35,086 --> 00:30:36,796
Cool! So, you need my help.

744
00:30:36,838 --> 00:30:38,297
I'll take the volcano guy!

745
00:30:38,339 --> 00:30:40,133
- No, here's what
you need to do. - Whoa!

746
00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:43,469
Use your super-tween speed to
run on home and watch cartoons.

747
00:30:43,511 --> 00:30:46,264
{\an8}I'm more useful than
you think, you know!

748
00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:47,473
{\an8}Ugh!

749
00:30:47,515 --> 00:30:49,142
(dramatic music playing)

750
00:30:49,183 --> 00:30:51,060
Lady Doppler:
Look at that.

751
00:30:51,102 --> 00:30:53,563
A bank just waiting
to be robbed.

752
00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:56,023
Let's see some of that
old Megamind magic.

753
00:30:56,065 --> 00:30:58,234
Uh, no thanks. I'm good.

754
00:30:58,276 --> 00:30:59,736
Huh?

755
00:30:59,777 --> 00:31:01,404
I mean, I'm... not good.

756
00:31:01,446 --> 00:31:04,407
It's just important to
keep up good appearances.

757
00:31:04,449 --> 00:31:06,826
Remember, they still
think I'm a hero.

758
00:31:06,868 --> 00:31:08,745
What is ze point, eh?

759
00:31:08,786 --> 00:31:10,747
Phase Deux is just
around the corner.

760
00:31:10,788 --> 00:31:13,249
Nighty-Knight:
Robbing banks was like a ray of dark

761
00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:15,501
in your already
pitch-black soul.

762
00:31:15,543 --> 00:31:18,421
Aw, come on! Please?

763
00:31:18,713 --> 00:31:20,590
Fine! I'll do it.

764
00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:23,468
Even though this sort of bad
is beneath me now.

765
00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:25,928
(dramatic crescendo)

766
00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:30,391
- (tense music playing)
- (quiet bank chatter)

767
00:31:30,433 --> 00:31:32,268
- Bank Manager:
Look! It's Megamind! - (gasps) Uh...

768
00:31:32,310 --> 00:31:34,979
- The hero of Metro City!
- (clapping)

769
00:31:35,021 --> 00:31:38,983
Oh no. Please! Your applause
really isn't necessary.

770
00:31:39,609 --> 00:31:42,737
Nighty-Knight:
I can't wait to see their faces when they realize

771
00:31:42,779 --> 00:31:44,989
evil Megamind is back.

772
00:31:45,031 --> 00:31:47,658
Their sorrow will be delicious.

773
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:50,828
(deep, mocking voice)
Their sorrow will be delicious.

774
00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:52,455
(normal)
That's what you sound like.

775
00:31:53,039 --> 00:31:54,373
A few days ago,

776
00:31:54,415 --> 00:31:57,168
if you'd have come in,
I'd be hiding under my desk.

777
00:31:57,210 --> 00:32:00,797
Such a relief to know
you're on the good side now.

778
00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:02,924
**

779
00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:05,635
(nervous laugh)
But no need to make a fuss.

780
00:32:05,676 --> 00:32:08,388
{\an8}In fact, why don't you
all go back to treating me

781
00:32:08,429 --> 00:32:10,640
{\an8}- like you did in
the bad old days. - (cocks gun)

782
00:32:10,681 --> 00:32:13,142
But, that's when you were evil.

783
00:32:13,184 --> 00:32:14,852
You kept robbing us.

784
00:32:14,894 --> 00:32:17,313
That's not why
you're here, is it?

785
00:32:17,355 --> 00:32:19,774
I'm sorry.
I have to do this.

786
00:32:19,816 --> 00:32:21,275
B-But why?

787
00:32:21,317 --> 00:32:24,862
Because it's, uh... it's, uh...

788
00:32:24,904 --> 00:32:26,989
- Keiko: It's a safety drill!
- Huh?

789
00:32:27,031 --> 00:32:29,450
For MegaWatch?
Half a million viewers?

790
00:32:29,492 --> 00:32:31,536
We're making this for the kids
at home so they know what to do

791
00:32:31,577 --> 00:32:34,622
in case a real villain
comes into the bank.

792
00:32:34,664 --> 00:32:36,374
Right, Megamind?

793
00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:38,584
Yes?

794
00:32:38,626 --> 00:32:39,836
I mean, yes!

795
00:32:39,877 --> 00:32:43,172
So, let's just pretend
it's like the old days.

796
00:32:43,214 --> 00:32:44,549
It'll be fun! Everyone,

797
00:32:44,590 --> 00:32:46,843
let's get those hands
in the air.

798
00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:48,511
Come on, get 'em up!

799
00:32:48,553 --> 00:32:51,514
(excited chatter)

800
00:32:51,556 --> 00:32:52,849
Oh, I get it!

801
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:54,267
Did I just save your butt?

802
00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:56,060
- Feels like I just
saved your butt. - Huh?

803
00:32:56,102 --> 00:32:58,020
Just need a quick pic
of the exact moment

804
00:32:58,062 --> 00:32:59,814
- you realized you need me.
- (shutter snaps)

805
00:32:59,856 --> 00:33:02,525
(tense music playing)

806
00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:04,861
I guess he is still
a master villain.

807
00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:07,155
Not only is
he robbing ze place,

808
00:33:07,196 --> 00:33:08,948
he's stopping for selfies!

809
00:33:08,990 --> 00:33:11,409
- Nighty-Knight: He hasn't lost
a dark and twisted step. - (grunting)

810
00:33:11,451 --> 00:33:14,704
I still think
something's off about him.

811
00:33:14,746 --> 00:33:16,748
You are just jealous.

812
00:33:16,789 --> 00:33:18,374
Ze man is a genius!

813
00:33:18,416 --> 00:33:20,460
After all,
he left me in charge.

814
00:33:20,501 --> 00:33:23,588
Nighty-Knight:
What are you talking about? He put me in charge.

815
00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:28,384
He told Behemoth leader
should go by height and girth.

816
00:33:28,426 --> 00:33:30,887
Megamind:
Stay back! (grunts)

817
00:33:30,928 --> 00:33:32,180
Stay back, I say! (sighs)

818
00:33:32,221 --> 00:33:33,598
- (cracking back)
- It certainly was good

819
00:33:33,639 --> 00:33:36,059
to work those old
bank-robbing muscles again.

820
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:38,603
Okay, we need you
to settle something.

821
00:33:38,644 --> 00:33:41,105
Who did you leave in charge
of The Doom Syndicate?

822
00:33:41,147 --> 00:33:43,149
Uh, isn't it obvious?

823
00:33:43,191 --> 00:33:46,986
I chose the evilest
and most qualified candidate.

824
00:33:47,028 --> 00:33:48,613
All:
Thank you!

825
00:33:48,654 --> 00:33:50,698
- Wait?
- Huh?

826
00:33:51,157 --> 00:33:53,159
Mayor:
I'm getting calls from all over!

827
00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:55,078
People are saying
Megamind's running amok

828
00:33:55,119 --> 00:33:56,913
with a group of
villains out there!

829
00:33:56,954 --> 00:34:00,041
He's buying us time until he can
figure out a way to stop them.

830
00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:01,542
Mr. Mayor,
we have to trust him.

831
00:34:01,584 --> 00:34:04,087
We're still cleaning up
after the last time

832
00:34:04,128 --> 00:34:07,006
Megamind "saved" the city.
(struggling)

833
00:34:07,048 --> 00:34:08,966
I don't know what to do!

834
00:34:09,008 --> 00:34:12,261
Nobody told me mayor-ing
would be so hard!

835
00:34:12,303 --> 00:34:15,932
And I can't open
my tummy medicine!

836
00:34:15,973 --> 00:34:17,433
(pops cap)

837
00:34:17,475 --> 00:34:20,353
- (muffled phones ringing)
- (sighs) Thank you, Christina.

838
00:34:20,395 --> 00:34:23,815
Far be it from me to presume to
tell you what to do, Mr. Mayor.

839
00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:27,235
No, no, please! Presume away.
I-I got nothing!

840
00:34:27,276 --> 00:34:29,654
Well, first, you need
to notify law enforcement

841
00:34:29,695 --> 00:34:32,657
to pull back until Megamind
can figure out what to do.

842
00:34:32,698 --> 00:34:35,284
Then, get ahold of emergency
services and have them stand by

843
00:34:35,326 --> 00:34:38,746
- just in case things go wrong.
- Right. Got it.

844
00:34:38,788 --> 00:34:40,289
(tense crescendo)

845
00:34:40,331 --> 00:34:42,417
What did you say after, "first"?

846
00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:45,461
**

847
00:34:45,503 --> 00:34:48,673
Oh, you wouldn't
believe the day I had.

848
00:34:49,257 --> 00:34:52,427
They wouldn't
understand the new me.

849
00:34:52,468 --> 00:34:54,470
Not like you did, Chum.

850
00:34:55,555 --> 00:34:58,182
But I guess that's
all in the past.

851
00:34:58,224 --> 00:35:00,727
I'm defender of Metrocity now,

852
00:35:00,768 --> 00:35:04,981
and I need to learn to handle
these things on my own.

853
00:35:05,523 --> 00:35:09,110
But how do I take down
four villains at once?

854
00:35:09,152 --> 00:35:11,696
Maybe I just need
to sleep on this.

855
00:35:11,738 --> 00:35:12,947
(sighs)

856
00:35:12,989 --> 00:35:16,534
(snoring)

857
00:35:16,993 --> 00:35:18,578
- Ah!
- (muffled music playing)

858
00:35:18,619 --> 00:35:21,080
What is that infernal racket?

859
00:35:21,122 --> 00:35:24,125
- (dance music blasting)
- (gasps)

860
00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:27,545
(party chatter)

861
00:35:28,629 --> 00:35:30,381
(laughs) Woo!

862
00:35:33,843 --> 00:35:34,844
(grunts)

863
00:35:34,886 --> 00:35:36,137
(yelps)

864
00:35:36,179 --> 00:35:38,181
What in the name of
King Tut's cat collection

865
00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:39,474
is going on here?!

866
00:35:39,515 --> 00:35:41,768
Since we're launching
Phase Two tomorrow,

867
00:35:41,809 --> 00:35:45,688
we decided to throw
a Metro City's going-away party.

868
00:35:45,730 --> 00:35:48,107
I didn't agree
to that timeline.

869
00:35:48,149 --> 00:35:50,193
And where did all
these people come from?

870
00:35:50,234 --> 00:35:51,736
Knighty-Night:
Don't worry.

871
00:35:51,778 --> 00:35:53,696
They're all dark
and dangerous criminals.

872
00:35:53,738 --> 00:35:56,115
- (guitar riff ringtone)
- (surprised grunting)

873
00:35:56,157 --> 00:35:59,368
- Ollo?
- Roxanne (on phone): I bought some time with the mayor.

874
00:35:59,410 --> 00:36:00,703
What's all that ruckus?

875
00:36:00,745 --> 00:36:03,247
I'm the victim of
an impromptu rager.

876
00:36:04,332 --> 00:36:05,416
Just a second, Roxanne.

877
00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:08,669
Sir, I'll have you know
that is my special chair!

878
00:36:08,711 --> 00:36:12,048
Off now!
Why aren't you using a coaster?

879
00:36:12,090 --> 00:36:14,300
I want everybody out of here!

880
00:36:14,342 --> 00:36:16,552
Ah, don't be
ze pooper of parties.

881
00:36:16,594 --> 00:36:18,888
Besides, we texted
some old friends

882
00:36:18,930 --> 00:36:20,181
who just broke outta prison.

883
00:36:20,223 --> 00:36:21,974
They should be here any minute!

884
00:36:22,016 --> 00:36:23,851
- Old friends?
- (door creaks)

885
00:36:25,061 --> 00:36:26,354
- Oh no!
- (dramatic sting)

886
00:36:26,396 --> 00:36:28,523
The Go Fish Gang
just walked in.

887
00:36:28,564 --> 00:36:30,566
If they tell the Syndicate
I'm really a hero

888
00:36:30,608 --> 00:36:32,819
and not a villain
pretending to be a hero,

889
00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:35,029
this could get ugly quick.

890
00:36:35,071 --> 00:36:36,823
There he is!

891
00:36:36,864 --> 00:36:38,074
- Gotta go!
- (ends call)

892
00:36:38,116 --> 00:36:39,909
Attention, everyone!

893
00:36:39,951 --> 00:36:41,369
I said attention!

894
00:36:41,411 --> 00:36:43,079
- (crowd gasps)
- (dance music stops)

895
00:36:43,121 --> 00:36:46,541
There's something you all
should know about your host.

896
00:36:46,582 --> 00:36:47,625
(gasps)

897
00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:49,544
- (beeps)
- Brainbot, lay down a sick beat.

898
00:36:49,585 --> 00:36:51,254
- Big King Fish:
The truth about Megamind-- - Huh?

899
00:36:51,295 --> 00:36:52,296
- (energetic music playing)
- Hey!

900
00:36:52,338 --> 00:36:53,923
Hey! What the--

901
00:36:53,965 --> 00:36:56,259
- Wish I didn't have
to resort to this. - (cracks knuckles)

902
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,428
**

903
00:36:58,469 --> 00:37:01,389
- (beat drops)
- (crowd cheering)

904
00:37:02,724 --> 00:37:03,933
(cheering)

905
00:37:03,975 --> 00:37:07,395
Uh, hold on! Y-You all
should know Megamind--

906
00:37:07,437 --> 00:37:09,480
Has had no formal
dance training!

907
00:37:09,522 --> 00:37:10,857
(audience cheering)

908
00:37:10,898 --> 00:37:14,360
DJ, put another stanky
groove in my pocket.

909
00:37:14,402 --> 00:37:15,486
(beeping)

910
00:37:15,528 --> 00:37:18,948
(new upbeat song playing)

911
00:37:18,990 --> 00:37:20,491
I'll take Megamind.

912
00:37:20,533 --> 00:37:23,536
You two get to that
microphone and warn everybody.

913
00:37:23,578 --> 00:37:26,164
- Blue Mackerel: Hey, look out!
- Red Snapper: Outta my way!

914
00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:28,458
**

915
00:37:28,499 --> 00:37:29,751
(dancers scream)

916
00:37:31,044 --> 00:37:33,212
(grunting)

917
00:37:33,254 --> 00:37:34,338
Ah!

918
00:37:34,380 --> 00:37:36,382
Hey! We've got
a dance-off over here!

919
00:37:36,424 --> 00:37:38,176
(crowd cheering)

920
00:37:38,217 --> 00:37:40,970
(dance music continues)

921
00:37:41,012 --> 00:37:43,097
(yelling, grunting)

922
00:37:43,139 --> 00:37:45,099
Stand still!

923
00:37:45,516 --> 00:37:47,518
- (grunting)
- (crowd gasps)

924
00:37:48,352 --> 00:37:50,521
- (growls)
- (laughs)

925
00:37:51,898 --> 00:37:54,692
(both grunting)

926
00:37:54,734 --> 00:37:56,486
(groaning)

927
00:37:57,570 --> 00:37:59,530
- (slaps back)
- (yelps)

928
00:38:00,073 --> 00:38:01,616
Ooh! Ooh!

929
00:38:01,657 --> 00:38:02,533
(growls)

930
00:38:03,034 --> 00:38:06,287
- (Megamind laughing)
- Ah! Just... Gimme... One...

931
00:38:06,329 --> 00:38:08,164
(both grunting)

932
00:38:08,206 --> 00:38:10,458
**

933
00:38:11,209 --> 00:38:14,003
(growls)
Get back here!

934
00:38:14,045 --> 00:38:16,631
(panting)
Where'd he go?

935
00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:20,218
(music, cheering fade)

936
00:38:20,259 --> 00:38:21,886
What the...?

937
00:38:21,928 --> 00:38:24,972
(tense music playing)

938
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,400
How many capes
can one guy have?

939
00:38:35,441 --> 00:38:36,567
- Aha!
- (clicks)

940
00:38:36,609 --> 00:38:38,694
- (zapping)
- (yelps)

941
00:38:38,736 --> 00:38:42,156
4,987, but who's counting?

942
00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:45,159
One down, two to go.

943
00:38:45,201 --> 00:38:48,538
- (energetic dance music playing)
- (crowd chatter)

944
00:38:48,579 --> 00:38:49,997
(grunts, gasps)

945
00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:53,209
Aha!

946
00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:54,836
(whirring, zaps)

947
00:38:55,253 --> 00:38:56,337
Oh!

948
00:38:56,379 --> 00:38:58,297
- (zaps)
- (yelps)

949
00:38:58,339 --> 00:38:59,674
(laughs)

950
00:39:02,343 --> 00:39:04,554
- (gasps) Oh no!
- (clattering)

951
00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:09,225
Uh, don't mind me!
Just dropped a little plutonium!

952
00:39:09,267 --> 00:39:10,768
(gasps)

953
00:39:10,810 --> 00:39:12,937
Blast you,
Newton's Laws of Motion!

954
00:39:13,229 --> 00:39:14,939
(clinking)

955
00:39:16,983 --> 00:39:17,984
Gimme!

956
00:39:18,025 --> 00:39:20,903
Hey!
You have dislodged my beverage!

957
00:39:20,945 --> 00:39:24,574
Oh, um, sorry, Pierre,
but that ice cube's gone bad.

958
00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:26,909
Whoa!

959
00:39:30,538 --> 00:39:32,749
- (sign buzzing)
- (car passes)

960
00:39:32,790 --> 00:39:33,958
(sizzling)

961
00:39:37,045 --> 00:39:39,213
Order up.

962
00:39:39,255 --> 00:39:40,506
(toilet flushes)

963
00:39:40,548 --> 00:39:42,925
Hoo! That was a battle!

964
00:39:42,967 --> 00:39:45,762
But I was once again
victorious, New Sir.

965
00:39:45,803 --> 00:39:48,222
By the way, do you have
a few seconds to discuss

966
00:39:48,264 --> 00:39:50,058
some life-altering changes?

967
00:39:50,391 --> 00:39:51,684
(water drips)

968
00:39:51,726 --> 00:39:54,687
Okay, I'll take your
simmering silence as a yes.

969
00:39:54,729 --> 00:39:58,149
Firstly, my keen eye for detail
has noticed that we only get

970
00:39:58,191 --> 00:39:59,692
two customers every day,

971
00:39:59,734 --> 00:40:02,445
Eccentric Eddie and his
pet cockroach Thaddeus.

972
00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:03,488
(Thaddeus squeaking)

973
00:40:03,529 --> 00:40:05,948
But what if we had
more customers?

974
00:40:05,990 --> 00:40:07,617
Now, I know what
you're gonna say.

975
00:40:07,658 --> 00:40:10,495
(imitating)
"Chum, how can I increase my cash flow

976
00:40:10,536 --> 00:40:12,663
in this treacherous economy?"

977
00:40:12,705 --> 00:40:15,124
(normal)
Well, while I was in my office just now,

978
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:16,751
I came up with a few ideas.

979
00:40:16,793 --> 00:40:20,296
First, I'd recommend giving
the place a good scrubbing.

980
00:40:20,338 --> 00:40:22,840
Latest market research shows
people generally don't like

981
00:40:22,882 --> 00:40:25,593
sticking to chairs.
Second, let's face it.

982
00:40:25,635 --> 00:40:28,888
The kitchen staff is
horrendous, New Sir.

983
00:40:29,305 --> 00:40:31,933
- I am the kitchen staff.
- Chum: Oh!

984
00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:33,559
(nervous laugh)

985
00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:35,436
Which is a complete
and utter waste.

986
00:40:35,478 --> 00:40:37,146
With your radiant personality,

987
00:40:37,188 --> 00:40:39,565
you should be out here,
with the customers!

988
00:40:39,607 --> 00:40:42,026
And the fully automated
cooking system I've designed

989
00:40:42,068 --> 00:40:45,363
will allow you to fill this
place with your unique brand

990
00:40:45,405 --> 00:40:48,116
of customer service sunshine.

991
00:40:48,157 --> 00:40:49,367
And finally,

992
00:40:49,409 --> 00:40:51,577
I propose a menu change.

993
00:40:51,619 --> 00:40:53,746
We need to specialize!

994
00:40:53,788 --> 00:40:56,916
And what's the one food
everybody loves?

995
00:40:56,958 --> 00:40:58,292
Donuts!

996
00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,420
(grunts, chewing)

997
00:41:00,461 --> 00:41:02,338
Say the word,
and I'll get started.

998
00:41:02,380 --> 00:41:03,589
Mm!

999
00:41:03,631 --> 00:41:06,259
You won't regret this, New Sir.

1000
00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:07,760
(creaking)

1001
00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:15,393
- Megamind?
- (Megamind groans)

1002
00:41:15,893 --> 00:41:18,604
- Ah! What's going on?
- (clattering)

1003
00:41:18,646 --> 00:41:21,858
This place is a wreck.
Was there some kind of battle?

1004
00:41:21,899 --> 00:41:23,860
(yelling)
Just a dance one!

1005
00:41:23,901 --> 00:41:27,238
Can you turn off
the music, please?!

1006
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,614
What music?

1007
00:41:28,656 --> 00:41:31,200
(normal)
Oh, that can't be good.

1008
00:41:31,242 --> 00:41:32,869
Did you make muffins?

1009
00:41:32,910 --> 00:41:34,871
Yeah, I'm trying new things.

1010
00:41:34,912 --> 00:41:36,372
**

1011
00:41:36,414 --> 00:41:38,040
(chokes, spits)

1012
00:41:38,082 --> 00:41:40,668
Why are you mad
at my taste buds?!

1013
00:41:40,710 --> 00:41:43,004
I said I was
"trying" new things.

1014
00:41:43,046 --> 00:41:45,882
Ugh, maybe I should use
these on The Doom Syndicate.

1015
00:41:45,923 --> 00:41:47,717
Still don't have a plan, huh?

1016
00:41:47,759 --> 00:41:49,886
Have you tried just
telling them to leave?

1017
00:41:49,927 --> 00:41:52,013
If I tell them to leave,
they'll ask why.

1018
00:41:52,055 --> 00:41:54,057
And if I tell them why,
they'll get mad.

1019
00:41:54,098 --> 00:41:56,476
And when villains get mad,
they break things.

1020
00:41:56,517 --> 00:41:58,227
And the first thing
they'll break is me.

1021
00:41:58,269 --> 00:42:01,647
And me is one of my favorite
things in the whole wide world!

1022
00:42:01,689 --> 00:42:03,066
Yeah, well, we have to
think of something

1023
00:42:03,107 --> 00:42:05,818
before they do whatever
this Phase Two thing is.

1024
00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:08,071
The problem is
they're always together.

1025
00:42:08,112 --> 00:42:11,449
I have to find a way to
take them all out at once.

1026
00:42:11,491 --> 00:42:14,077
Behemoth:
(laughs) Last night rocked!

1027
00:42:14,118 --> 00:42:16,621
- Roxanne's back. Yippee.
- (Pierre laughs)

1028
00:42:16,662 --> 00:42:19,248
Nighty-Knight:
Alright. Muffins!

1029
00:42:19,290 --> 00:42:21,375
- (happy humming)
- Well, now that we've celebrated--

1030
00:42:21,417 --> 00:42:24,253
- (spitting)
- Nighty-Knight: Oh, that's nasty.

1031
00:42:24,295 --> 00:42:26,714
Now that we've celebrated
Megamind's triumph,

1032
00:42:26,756 --> 00:42:29,092
surely it's time for Phase Two.

1033
00:42:29,133 --> 00:42:31,177
Again, my evil hubby

1034
00:42:31,219 --> 00:42:34,639
has so many amazing phases,
I get confused.

1035
00:42:34,972 --> 00:42:38,810
- What exactly is Phase Two?
- Okay.

1036
00:42:38,851 --> 00:42:41,979
Phase Two is
an ingenious plan I had

1037
00:42:42,021 --> 00:42:44,107
to launch Metrocity
to the moon.

1038
00:42:44,148 --> 00:42:47,151
You're joking, right?
How would that even work?

1039
00:42:47,193 --> 00:42:50,238
Simple evil genius physics,
really.

1040
00:42:50,279 --> 00:42:52,156
(whirring)

1041
00:42:52,198 --> 00:42:53,533
(soft fanfare playing)

1042
00:42:53,574 --> 00:42:55,660
An energy force field
would entrap air

1043
00:42:55,701 --> 00:42:57,412
and protect the populace
from G forces

1044
00:42:57,453 --> 00:43:01,124
as rockets built beneath
the city would carry it up to

1045
00:43:01,165 --> 00:43:03,918
- and safely land on the moon.
- (beeping)

1046
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,088
- (Syndicate cheering)
- (8-bit sound effects)

1047
00:43:07,130 --> 00:43:09,549
Syndicate:
Phase Two! Phase Two!

1048
00:43:09,590 --> 00:43:12,260
Phase Two! Phase Two!

1049
00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:14,512
(cheering)

1050
00:43:14,554 --> 00:43:16,556
There, we would establish
an entire planet

1051
00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:18,599
devoted to evil-kind.

1052
00:43:18,641 --> 00:43:20,309
Nighty-Knight:
Yeah, imagine.

1053
00:43:20,351 --> 00:43:22,812
- (cheerful music playing)
- All of us living together,

1054
00:43:22,854 --> 00:43:25,857
always for eternity.
Forever.

1055
00:43:25,898 --> 00:43:28,568
Until the last star
falls from the heavens

1056
00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:30,987
and beyond that.
Together.

1057
00:43:31,028 --> 00:43:32,530
All of us.

1058
00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:34,907
Just me and my evil friends,

1059
00:43:34,949 --> 00:43:37,660
living in infinite darkness.

1060
00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:38,828
(squeaks)

1061
00:43:38,870 --> 00:43:41,038
- Why do you have a teddy bear?
- (grunts)

1062
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,167
Nighty-Knight: Give me back
Mr. Cuddly Snuggles!

1063
00:43:44,208 --> 00:43:45,668
There, there.

1064
00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:47,253
- It's gonna be okay.
- (soft lullaby playing)

1065
00:43:47,295 --> 00:43:50,131
Zee? Zis is why no one
thinks you are scary.

1066
00:43:50,173 --> 00:43:52,925
Nighty-Knight:
Teddy bears aren't scary? Yeah.

1067
00:43:52,967 --> 00:43:55,553
- They only eat hikers, idiot!
- (toy squeaks)

1068
00:43:55,595 --> 00:43:57,722
(Roxanne clears throat)

1069
00:43:57,764 --> 00:43:59,640
Getting back to
this plan of yours,

1070
00:43:59,682 --> 00:44:02,351
just curious because
I am super into it.

1071
00:44:02,393 --> 00:44:03,728
How would that even work?

1072
00:44:03,770 --> 00:44:06,522
Just building the giant
rockets under the city

1073
00:44:06,564 --> 00:44:08,191
would take years.

1074
00:44:08,232 --> 00:44:10,693
(dramatic music playing)

1075
00:44:10,735 --> 00:44:12,445
Megamind:
Actually, it took six months.

1076
00:44:12,487 --> 00:44:13,863
Construction moves pretty fast

1077
00:44:13,905 --> 00:44:15,907
when you don't have to worry
about silly permits

1078
00:44:15,948 --> 00:44:17,158
and union lunch breaks.

1079
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,786
One of the advantages
of being evil, I guess.

1080
00:44:19,827 --> 00:44:21,412
Excuse us, guys.

1081
00:44:21,454 --> 00:44:22,747
(yelps)

1082
00:44:22,789 --> 00:44:24,916
I thought you said you
never finished Phase Two.

1083
00:44:24,957 --> 00:44:27,210
Still needs a couple
of coats of paint.

1084
00:44:27,251 --> 00:44:30,088
Also, never totally
satisfied with the decor.

1085
00:44:30,129 --> 00:44:32,340
Let's get in there
and launch those suckers.

1086
00:44:32,382 --> 00:44:35,218
Syndicate:
Yeah!

1087
00:44:35,259 --> 00:44:38,388
Uh, yeah. That'd be
in the launch room.

1088
00:44:38,429 --> 00:44:39,555
(beeping)

1089
00:44:39,597 --> 00:44:41,724
Computer:
Password error. Access denied.

1090
00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:44,769
Oh no,
I've forgotten the password!

1091
00:44:44,811 --> 00:44:47,814
- Okay, plan's foiled.
Time to go! - Hold it!

1092
00:44:47,855 --> 00:44:49,816
You forgot the password?

1093
00:44:49,857 --> 00:44:51,150
Thought it was my birthday.

1094
00:44:51,192 --> 00:44:53,277
Guess not. That's so like me!

1095
00:44:53,319 --> 00:44:54,612
Can we go now?

1096
00:44:54,654 --> 00:44:56,948
Actually, it's not like you.

1097
00:44:56,989 --> 00:44:58,908
See? This is what
I'm talking about.

1098
00:44:58,950 --> 00:45:01,786
He's been acting out of
character since we got here.

1099
00:45:01,828 --> 00:45:04,580
(dramatic music building)

1100
00:45:04,622 --> 00:45:05,748
(squeaks)

1101
00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:09,043
How dare you imply
I have character.

1102
00:45:09,085 --> 00:45:11,295
And who said you could
use my favorite mug?

1103
00:45:11,337 --> 00:45:12,839
**

1104
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,091
Don't forget,
we've been waiting a long time

1105
00:45:15,133 --> 00:45:17,218
for your plan here
to come to fruition.

1106
00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:19,804
I don't think you wanna
disappoint your old friends.

1107
00:45:19,846 --> 00:45:22,598
Yes, ominous warning noted.

1108
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,267
How's this for ominous?

1109
00:45:24,308 --> 00:45:26,853
Either we launch
by the end of the day,

1110
00:45:26,894 --> 00:45:29,021
or we level the city.

1111
00:45:29,063 --> 00:45:30,273
Got it?

1112
00:45:30,314 --> 00:45:31,607
(beeps, door slams)

1113
00:45:31,649 --> 00:45:34,277
Did you really
forget the password?

1114
00:45:34,318 --> 00:45:35,153
Of course not.

1115
00:45:35,194 --> 00:45:37,947
The password is THX8675309.

1116
00:45:37,989 --> 00:45:39,782
It'd take an idiot
to forget that.

1117
00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:41,284
We can't let them
launch the city,

1118
00:45:41,325 --> 00:45:43,035
and we can't let them
destroy it.

1119
00:45:43,077 --> 00:45:44,704
You have to do something.

1120
00:45:44,746 --> 00:45:46,664
Yes, I've been wracking
my brilliant mind

1121
00:45:46,706 --> 00:45:48,082
to come up with a plan.

1122
00:45:48,124 --> 00:45:49,792
Titan was just one villain.

1123
00:45:49,834 --> 00:45:52,545
This is a whole
syndicate of them.

1124
00:45:52,587 --> 00:45:53,963
I can't beat them alone,
Roxanne.

1125
00:45:54,005 --> 00:45:57,050
You don't have to.
You have me, and you have Chum.

1126
00:45:57,091 --> 00:46:00,303
You just need to be willing
to ask for his help.

1127
00:46:00,344 --> 00:46:02,138
Oh, I should have
never let him go.

1128
00:46:02,180 --> 00:46:04,599
He's been by my side
through bad and good,

1129
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,601
never once asking me
for anything.

1130
00:46:06,642 --> 00:46:08,144
Except for the parakeet.

1131
00:46:08,186 --> 00:46:10,813
But again, they're
poop machines, Roxanne.

1132
00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:12,565
Stay on topic.

1133
00:46:12,607 --> 00:46:14,150
(sighs) You're right.

1134
00:46:14,192 --> 00:46:16,986
I need to let Chum
know I appreciate him,

1135
00:46:17,028 --> 00:46:19,989
not just as a colleague,
but as a friend.

1136
00:46:20,031 --> 00:46:23,242
(inspirational music playing)

1137
00:46:24,869 --> 00:46:26,704
Roxanne:
Chum's working here now?

1138
00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:29,499
They called me
for a reference.

1139
00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:30,833
Used to be a diner,

1140
00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:32,460
but I don't remember
it being so popular.

1141
00:46:32,502 --> 00:46:35,129
Just with the health department.
And cockroaches.

1142
00:46:35,171 --> 00:46:37,006
(shudders)
Vile creatures!

1143
00:46:37,048 --> 00:46:39,550
I despise them more than
button-down collars.

1144
00:46:39,592 --> 00:46:44,013
Okay... guess I know what not
to get you for your birthday.

1145
00:46:45,390 --> 00:46:46,349
Uh, excuse us?

1146
00:46:46,391 --> 00:46:49,185
I'll try my best.
Name, please?

1147
00:46:49,227 --> 00:46:52,605
Uh, Megamind,
defender of Metrocity.

1148
00:46:52,647 --> 00:46:54,065
I'm kind of a big deal.

1149
00:46:54,107 --> 00:46:56,859
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Deal.

1150
00:46:56,901 --> 00:46:58,861
Your name's not on
the reservation list.

1151
00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:01,030
Reservations? For donuts?

1152
00:47:01,072 --> 00:47:03,825
We're not here to eat.
There's an emergency.

1153
00:47:03,866 --> 00:47:06,494
Let me guess.
A fashion one?

1154
00:47:06,536 --> 00:47:07,829
Excuse me?

1155
00:47:07,870 --> 00:47:09,288
- (cracks knuckles)
- Ma'am, you give me no choice

1156
00:47:09,330 --> 00:47:11,707
but to assert my
dominance upon you.

1157
00:47:12,166 --> 00:47:15,628
(grunting, struggling)

1158
00:47:16,754 --> 00:47:18,464
Roxanne, it's no use.

1159
00:47:18,506 --> 00:47:21,134
Clearly, this hostess is
trained in Krav Magoo.

1160
00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:22,885
You guys having
a little trouble?

1161
00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:24,554
How are you always around?!

1162
00:47:24,595 --> 00:47:27,473
Us girls gotta have our
secrets, am I right?

1163
00:47:27,515 --> 00:47:30,643
Seriously, dunno how you guys
survived this long without me.

1164
00:47:30,685 --> 00:47:32,353
Think you can do better?

1165
00:47:33,604 --> 00:47:36,566
Keiko Morita, MegaWatch.
You could let my friend in

1166
00:47:36,607 --> 00:47:39,235
or I could post a scathing
review to my many followers

1167
00:47:39,277 --> 00:47:41,904
mentioning the restaurant's
cockroach infestation.

1168
00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:45,992
{\an8}- Nice try, but we don't have
a cockroach infestation. - (chirping)

1169
00:47:46,033 --> 00:47:47,744
(screams)

1170
00:47:47,785 --> 00:47:49,287
Ew! She's touching it!

1171
00:47:49,328 --> 00:47:52,331
Keiko's hand modeling career
is over before it even started!

1172
00:47:52,373 --> 00:47:55,084
He's harmless.
Just needed the distraction.

1173
00:47:55,126 --> 00:47:57,545
- Thanks, Eccentric Eddie.
I owe you one. - (chirping)

1174
00:47:57,587 --> 00:47:59,338
Don't mention it, kid!

1175
00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:02,425
I remember when this place
used to be cool.

1176
00:48:02,467 --> 00:48:03,676
**

1177
00:48:03,718 --> 00:48:05,303
I don't approve
of your methods,

1178
00:48:05,344 --> 00:48:07,180
but you're starting
to grow on me.

1179
00:48:07,221 --> 00:48:09,390
Like a pleasant fungus.

1180
00:48:09,432 --> 00:48:10,892
(crowd chatter)

1181
00:48:10,933 --> 00:48:12,435
- Wow.
- (bright music playing)

1182
00:48:12,477 --> 00:48:15,271
They've really
cleaned this place up!

1183
00:48:15,313 --> 00:48:16,564
(beeping)

1184
00:48:16,606 --> 00:48:17,982
Chum:
Then he said,

1185
00:48:18,024 --> 00:48:20,943
"Crime, it's a hard
halibut to break!"

1186
00:48:20,985 --> 00:48:22,945
(laughter)

1187
00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:24,489
(gasps)
Previous Sir?

1188
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,657
(embarrassed whimper)

1189
00:48:26,699 --> 00:48:27,742
(grunts)

1190
00:48:28,993 --> 00:48:30,495
What are you doing here?

1191
00:48:30,536 --> 00:48:33,164
(awkwardly) Oh, Chum.
What are the odds?

1192
00:48:33,206 --> 00:48:36,501
Us running into each other
at my favorite eatery...

1193
00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:40,004
that I've just walked into
for the first time.

1194
00:48:41,547 --> 00:48:44,550
But, I'm not really
here for donuts.

1195
00:48:44,592 --> 00:48:46,219
Oh, but do try one, sir.

1196
00:48:47,678 --> 00:48:49,347
Chum, I came here to--
(gulps)

1197
00:48:49,389 --> 00:48:52,642
Oh, my stars! It's like
a jamboree in my mouth!

1198
00:48:52,892 --> 00:48:53,976
(gulps) Mm.

1199
00:48:54,018 --> 00:48:56,270
But, I came here to
tell you something

1200
00:48:56,312 --> 00:48:59,148
that's not easy for me to say.

1201
00:48:59,190 --> 00:49:02,777
I want you to know
I've always really appreciated--

1202
00:49:02,819 --> 00:49:04,487
New Sir:
Chum, good buddy!

1203
00:49:04,529 --> 00:49:05,822
Oh, uh, New Sir,

1204
00:49:05,863 --> 00:49:08,741
this is my old boss,
Previous Sir.

1205
00:49:08,783 --> 00:49:10,493
Pleasure to meet you.

1206
00:49:10,535 --> 00:49:12,328
I go by Mr. Donut now.

1207
00:49:12,370 --> 00:49:14,247
It was Chum's idea,
and he's told me

1208
00:49:14,288 --> 00:49:16,499
some pretty great things
about you!

1209
00:49:16,541 --> 00:49:18,459
(nervous laugh)
Guilty as charged.

1210
00:49:18,501 --> 00:49:21,337
Though a few were
just indictments. (sighs) Wow.

1211
00:49:21,379 --> 00:49:24,841
It looks like he's getting
along rather well without me.

1212
00:49:24,882 --> 00:49:27,802
Chum is a dream come true!

1213
00:49:27,844 --> 00:49:30,555
Business is booming!
Check this out!

1214
00:49:30,596 --> 00:49:31,806
**

1215
00:49:31,848 --> 00:49:34,684
Not only has he fully
automated the kitchen...

1216
00:49:34,726 --> 00:49:36,894
(beeping, whirring)

1217
00:49:36,936 --> 00:49:41,107
...but he also came up with
the recipe for my secret glaze.

1218
00:49:41,149 --> 00:49:42,567
(chomps) Mm!

1219
00:49:43,776 --> 00:49:45,069
Listen to me, kid,

1220
00:49:45,111 --> 00:49:47,155
I know I was a bit of
a grouch when you started.

1221
00:49:47,196 --> 00:49:49,490
You? New Sir, no!

1222
00:49:49,532 --> 00:49:51,784
No, no, no, it's true.
But I want you to know,

1223
00:49:51,826 --> 00:49:55,538
I appreciate everything you've
done for me as a colleague.

1224
00:49:55,580 --> 00:49:58,416
But more importantly,
as a friend.

1225
00:50:00,877 --> 00:50:02,920
- Oh. Uh...
- Mr. Donut: So,

1226
00:50:02,962 --> 00:50:05,006
- I got you somethin'.
- (gasps)

1227
00:50:05,048 --> 00:50:07,216
Your filthy unwashed apron?

1228
00:50:07,258 --> 00:50:08,551
But you cherish this!

1229
00:50:08,593 --> 00:50:12,388
And now, it's your
filthy unwashed apron.

1230
00:50:12,930 --> 00:50:14,348
Wow!

1231
00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:17,602
(emotional music playing)

1232
00:50:20,396 --> 00:50:22,857
You were about to tell me
something, Previous Sir?

1233
00:50:22,899 --> 00:50:26,152
Yes.
I wanted you to know...

1234
00:50:27,862 --> 00:50:29,614
that I'm too late.

1235
00:50:29,655 --> 00:50:32,492
It's clear this is
where you belong now.

1236
00:50:32,533 --> 00:50:35,745
Just know letting you go
is the biggest regret

1237
00:50:35,787 --> 00:50:38,206
of my soon-to-be short life.

1238
00:50:38,247 --> 00:50:40,500
Previous Sir, are you
in some kind of trouble?

1239
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:43,461
It's not your concern anymore.

1240
00:50:43,503 --> 00:50:47,965
Besides, it's nothing
I can't not handle on my own.

1241
00:50:48,007 --> 00:50:50,259
Goodbye, old friend.

1242
00:50:51,886 --> 00:50:53,805
Just do me one favor.

1243
00:50:54,806 --> 00:50:57,058
Be happy.

1244
00:50:57,100 --> 00:50:58,643
(door creaks)

1245
00:51:04,774 --> 00:51:06,192
Where's Chum?

1246
00:51:07,193 --> 00:51:09,612
He's where
he truly belongs now.

1247
00:51:10,405 --> 00:51:11,531
(sighs)

1248
00:51:11,572 --> 00:51:14,242
I can't put
this off any longer.

1249
00:51:14,283 --> 00:51:16,119
I have to stop
The Doom Syndicate myself.

1250
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,914
Even if it most certainly
leads to my demise.

1251
00:51:19,956 --> 00:51:21,165
- (beeps)
- Car.

1252
00:51:21,499 --> 00:51:23,459
- What are you gonna do? (gasps)
- (car whooshing)

1253
00:51:23,501 --> 00:51:26,587
Hopefully come up
with a really good idea.

1254
00:51:26,629 --> 00:51:30,425
- That's all I got.
- Listen, you don't have to do this alone.

1255
00:51:30,466 --> 00:51:33,469
I'm the defender of
Metrocity, Roxanne.

1256
00:51:33,511 --> 00:51:36,222
If I don't look out for
this place, who will?

1257
00:51:36,264 --> 00:51:38,474
- (slams door)
- (tires squeal)

1258
00:51:38,516 --> 00:51:40,977
But, who's gonna
look out for him?

1259
00:51:41,018 --> 00:51:43,187
- (dramatic crescendo)
- (chomps)

1260
00:51:43,521 --> 00:51:45,606
Announcer (on TV):
Welcome to Season 27

1261
00:51:45,648 --> 00:51:50,486
- of "Crab Cake Wars:
Crustacean Devastation." - (sighs)

1262
00:51:51,529 --> 00:51:53,406
- Six culinary...
- Megamind: Ollo.

1263
00:51:53,448 --> 00:51:55,825
And where have you been?

1264
00:51:55,867 --> 00:51:58,578
Oh, just reminiscing
about days gone by.

1265
00:51:58,619 --> 00:52:02,165
Fragmented memories
of the way we were.

1266
00:52:02,498 --> 00:52:06,419
- What's he talking about?
- Behemoth get the picture.

1267
00:52:06,836 --> 00:52:10,006
Picture...
That's the really good idea

1268
00:52:10,048 --> 00:52:11,632
I was looking for, Behemoth!

1269
00:52:11,674 --> 00:52:14,093
Since this is our
last night on Earth,

1270
00:52:14,135 --> 00:52:16,095
we should really get
a picture of all of us.

1271
00:52:16,137 --> 00:52:18,556
- Brainbot 227?
- (whirring)

1272
00:52:18,598 --> 00:52:20,725
Everybody squeeze in tight.

1273
00:52:20,767 --> 00:52:22,518
Come on! Don't be shy!

1274
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,271
I really wanna
capture this moment.

1275
00:52:25,313 --> 00:52:26,898
Don't you wanna be in it?

1276
00:52:26,939 --> 00:52:28,232
Maybe the next one.

1277
00:52:28,274 --> 00:52:31,944
Come on! Let's get some
grimaces on those faces.

1278
00:52:31,986 --> 00:52:33,321
(groans)

1279
00:52:33,362 --> 00:52:36,532
On a count of three,
everyone say, "Porta-Prison"!

1280
00:52:36,574 --> 00:52:39,410
Syndicate:
Three, two, one... Porta-Prison?

1281
00:52:39,452 --> 00:52:41,537
- (whirring, zapping)
- Wait!

1282
00:52:41,579 --> 00:52:44,207
And boom goes your
days of freedom!

1283
00:52:44,248 --> 00:52:46,375
Oh yeah! Aha! Ooh!

1284
00:52:46,417 --> 00:52:48,711
- (Syndicate groaning)
- Nighty-Knight: What's going on?

1285
00:52:48,753 --> 00:52:51,964
I'll tell you what's
going on you guys.

1286
00:52:52,006 --> 00:52:54,384
- Prison uniforms! (laughs)
- (yelps)

1287
00:52:54,425 --> 00:52:56,469
If this is a joke,
it's not funny.

1288
00:52:56,511 --> 00:52:58,471
Not for you,
but I'll be laughing

1289
00:52:58,513 --> 00:53:00,932
your whole way back to prison.

1290
00:53:00,973 --> 00:53:03,434
Our patience is wearing thin.

1291
00:53:03,476 --> 00:53:05,269
You know what's
gonna make you thin?

1292
00:53:05,311 --> 00:53:06,562
Prison food!

1293
00:53:06,604 --> 00:53:08,147
I could do these all day,

1294
00:53:08,189 --> 00:53:09,857
so let's just cut to the chase.

1295
00:53:09,899 --> 00:53:12,068
I'm really a good guy!

1296
00:53:12,110 --> 00:53:14,529
A champion of justice. A hero!

1297
00:53:14,570 --> 00:53:16,697
(gasps)
No! (whimpers)

1298
00:53:16,739 --> 00:53:18,533
You watch your language
in front of Behemoth!

1299
00:53:18,574 --> 00:53:20,326
Nighty-Knight:
I have been noticing

1300
00:53:20,368 --> 00:53:22,537
Megamind acting strange lately,

1301
00:53:22,578 --> 00:53:24,914
- and not in a good, dark way.
- Oui!

1302
00:53:24,956 --> 00:53:29,085
Idiots! I've been saying
that the entire time!

1303
00:53:29,127 --> 00:53:30,920
If Megamind really hero,

1304
00:53:30,962 --> 00:53:35,007
why he not be honest
and tell old evil friends?

1305
00:53:35,049 --> 00:53:37,593
Because you'd all destroy me!

1306
00:53:37,635 --> 00:53:39,804
That's why you're
locked safely in a...

1307
00:53:39,846 --> 00:53:41,556
(zapping, glitching)

1308
00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:43,599
...malfunctioning Porta-Prison?

1309
00:53:43,641 --> 00:53:45,059
(glitching)

1310
00:53:45,810 --> 00:53:47,270
(yelps)

1311
00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:50,356
Man, I really got you guys!

1312
00:53:50,398 --> 00:53:53,901
It's a prank, bros!
Now, who's hungry?

1313
00:53:53,943 --> 00:53:56,362
Oh, if it was a prank,
then why are you sweating?

1314
00:53:56,404 --> 00:53:59,240
Sweating? Who's sweating?

1315
00:53:59,282 --> 00:54:00,908
(trickling)

1316
00:54:00,950 --> 00:54:03,453
Blast you, sweat bead.
Don't do this to me!

1317
00:54:03,494 --> 00:54:05,455
Go back from whence you came!

1318
00:54:05,496 --> 00:54:06,622
- (drips)
- (whirring)

1319
00:54:06,664 --> 00:54:09,041
- (yelling)
- (Go Fish Gang grunts)

1320
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:13,254
Attention, everyone!
Megamind really is a hero!

1321
00:54:13,296 --> 00:54:15,590
He's not pretending!

1322
00:54:15,631 --> 00:54:16,883
Wait, how did we get here?

1323
00:54:16,924 --> 00:54:19,135
Nice of you to pop in.
Megamind's ours,

1324
00:54:19,177 --> 00:54:21,554
but feel free to enjoy the show.
Get him!

1325
00:54:21,596 --> 00:54:23,931
- (panting)
- (Behemoth growls)

1326
00:54:23,973 --> 00:54:25,058
(screams)

1327
00:54:25,099 --> 00:54:26,392
(roars)

1328
00:54:26,434 --> 00:54:28,352
- (clangs)
- (groaning)

1329
00:54:28,394 --> 00:54:30,688
Everything hurts... (yelps)

1330
00:54:30,730 --> 00:54:32,607
(groaning)

1331
00:54:32,899 --> 00:54:36,319
Nighty-Knight: Time to say,
"Nighty, night!"

1332
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,487
See, guys?
In the proper context,

1333
00:54:37,528 --> 00:54:39,655
that name is frightening.

1334
00:54:39,697 --> 00:54:41,115
- (whirring)
- (grunting)

1335
00:54:41,157 --> 00:54:42,366
(Megamind panting)

1336
00:54:42,408 --> 00:54:44,452
- (yelps)
- (whirs)

1337
00:54:44,494 --> 00:54:47,163
And where do you
zink you're going?

1338
00:54:47,205 --> 00:54:48,998
(groggy groaning)

1339
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,541
(wind blowing)

1340
00:54:50,583 --> 00:54:52,168
- (grunts)
- (Megamind yells)

1341
00:54:52,210 --> 00:54:53,294
(panting)

1342
00:54:53,336 --> 00:54:54,837
(Pierre laughing)

1343
00:54:55,463 --> 00:54:56,839
(laughing)

1344
00:54:56,881 --> 00:54:57,715
(growls)

1345
00:54:57,757 --> 00:54:58,674
**

1346
00:54:58,716 --> 00:55:01,552
Ah! Special chair, eject!

1347
00:55:01,594 --> 00:55:04,013
(triumphant music playing)

1348
00:55:04,055 --> 00:55:05,431
(sighs)

1349
00:55:05,473 --> 00:55:07,225
- (zapping)
- (yelping)

1350
00:55:07,266 --> 00:55:09,018
**

1351
00:55:09,060 --> 00:55:11,479
(yelping)

1352
00:55:11,521 --> 00:55:14,857
Think you can just
run away from your problems?

1353
00:55:14,899 --> 00:55:15,900
(zapping)

1354
00:55:15,942 --> 00:55:17,568
(echoing scream)

1355
00:55:18,611 --> 00:55:22,448
Ha! No more Megamind!

1356
00:55:22,490 --> 00:55:25,243
(echoing laugh)

1357
00:55:25,618 --> 00:55:29,288
With its hero dead,
Metro City belongs to us now.

1358
00:55:29,872 --> 00:55:33,084
But maybe it's time we relocated
to a better neighborhood.

1359
00:55:34,293 --> 00:55:36,045
Mongolia?

1360
00:55:36,087 --> 00:55:37,213
The moon, Behemoth.

1361
00:55:37,255 --> 00:55:39,132
I'm talking about the moon.

1362
00:55:39,173 --> 00:55:41,092
(dramatic crescendo)

1363
00:55:41,134 --> 00:55:44,178
(solemn music playing)

1364
00:55:45,221 --> 00:55:48,433
- (splashing)
- (gasping)

1365
00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:50,435
(sighs)

1366
00:55:51,269 --> 00:55:52,562
(gasps)

1367
00:55:52,603 --> 00:55:54,397
Special chair!

1368
00:55:54,439 --> 00:55:56,649
I failed you.

1369
00:55:58,276 --> 00:56:00,278
I failed everyone.

1370
00:56:00,319 --> 00:56:03,573
(dramatic music playing)

1371
00:56:08,703 --> 00:56:11,372
(gasps) Take a right here.
Megamind's close.

1372
00:56:11,414 --> 00:56:12,915
Roxanne:
How do you know that?

1373
00:56:12,957 --> 00:56:14,792
The fan club pin I gave him
has a tracker in it.

1374
00:56:14,834 --> 00:56:17,670
- (beeping)
- Roxanne: That's pretty devious.

1375
00:56:17,712 --> 00:56:20,173
You are his number-one fan.

1376
00:56:20,965 --> 00:56:23,718
(sighs) This is kind of
a sketchy neighborhood.

1377
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,304
Going where the danger is
is part of our job.

1378
00:56:26,345 --> 00:56:28,514
Besides,
we've always got diplomacy.

1379
00:56:28,556 --> 00:56:30,683
Oh. Did you learn
that in school?

1380
00:56:30,725 --> 00:56:33,144
No, Diplomacy is just
what I call my bat.

1381
00:56:33,186 --> 00:56:36,606
- (laughs) Keiko, I think
you're gonna fit in just fine. - (phone chiming)

1382
00:56:36,647 --> 00:56:39,358
- (gasps) Stop the van!
- (tires screech)

1383
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,986
(tense music playing)

1384
00:56:42,028 --> 00:56:43,488
(Keiko opens van door)

1385
00:56:47,158 --> 00:56:48,159
(gasps)

1386
00:56:52,330 --> 00:56:54,248
Megamind...

1387
00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:56,834
Megamind (echoing):
Never heard of him...

1388
00:57:03,674 --> 00:57:05,968
We've been looking for you
all over the city!

1389
00:57:06,010 --> 00:57:08,346
Wait, what's with
the fake beard?

1390
00:57:08,388 --> 00:57:10,848
You look like
a sad blue wizard.

1391
00:57:10,890 --> 00:57:13,768
(sighs)
Obviously, I'm hiding.

1392
00:57:13,810 --> 00:57:16,396
The city belongs to
The Doom Syndicate now.

1393
00:57:16,437 --> 00:57:19,023
Oh, here!
I have one for you, too.

1394
00:57:19,065 --> 00:57:20,024
We can be beard buddies.

1395
00:57:20,066 --> 00:57:21,651
I don't wanna
be beard buddies!

1396
00:57:21,692 --> 00:57:24,320
I want you to get off
your butt and save the city!

1397
00:57:24,362 --> 00:57:25,947
You're the only one who can.

1398
00:57:26,239 --> 00:57:27,865
Look, that's a nice sentiment,

1399
00:57:27,907 --> 00:57:29,909
but I've made a new life here.

1400
00:57:29,951 --> 00:57:33,287
Yeah. The piles of trash
really tie the alley together.

1401
00:57:33,329 --> 00:57:35,498
Thank you, Madam President.

1402
00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:37,542
Wait, how did you two
find me anyway?

1403
00:57:37,583 --> 00:57:40,086
Us girls gotta
have our secrets.

1404
00:57:40,128 --> 00:57:43,256
Well, that's adorable,
but there's no point.

1405
00:57:43,297 --> 00:57:45,258
I gave the hero thing a shot.

1406
00:57:45,717 --> 00:57:48,094
I can't protect this city.

1407
00:57:48,136 --> 00:57:49,554
I failed.

1408
00:57:49,595 --> 00:57:52,265
**

1409
00:57:52,306 --> 00:57:54,517
You didn't fail me.

1410
00:57:54,559 --> 00:57:55,643
What do you mean?

1411
00:57:55,977 --> 00:57:58,271
When I first moved to
Metro City with my mom,

1412
00:57:58,312 --> 00:58:00,148
I got teased a lot.

1413
00:58:00,189 --> 00:58:01,649
My name, the way I dressed,

1414
00:58:01,691 --> 00:58:03,860
the way I just say
whatever's on my mind.

1415
00:58:03,901 --> 00:58:05,445
I think being an outsider,

1416
00:58:05,486 --> 00:58:07,530
people just assumed
I was a bad kid.

1417
00:58:07,572 --> 00:58:10,032
I started being what
they expected of me,

1418
00:58:10,074 --> 00:58:12,201
getting into fights,
skipping class.

1419
00:58:12,243 --> 00:58:14,746
But then, you stopped Titan.

1420
00:58:15,455 --> 00:58:17,081
It showed me maybe
I don't have to live up

1421
00:58:17,123 --> 00:58:18,583
to others' expectations.

1422
00:58:18,624 --> 00:58:20,918
I just have to
live up to my own.

1423
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:23,546
If a bad guy can become a hero,

1424
00:58:23,588 --> 00:58:25,673
maybe so can a bad kid.

1425
00:58:25,715 --> 00:58:27,300
Must be disappointing to see

1426
00:58:27,341 --> 00:58:30,094
your hero's such a fraidy-cat.

1427
00:58:30,136 --> 00:58:32,138
No! Shows you're smart!

1428
00:58:32,180 --> 00:58:33,931
Because you have zero
chance of defeating

1429
00:58:33,973 --> 00:58:35,600
The Doom Syndicate on your own.

1430
00:58:35,641 --> 00:58:37,310
I thought you
were my biggest fan.

1431
00:58:37,351 --> 00:58:39,687
I am, but I'm also a realist.

1432
00:58:39,729 --> 00:58:43,691
I'm both comforted
and confused by this pep talk.

1433
00:58:43,733 --> 00:58:46,027
Look, putting aside
your silly pride

1434
00:58:46,069 --> 00:58:48,696
and admitting you
need help is not weak.

1435
00:58:49,030 --> 00:58:51,407
I think you'll find
a true friend is with you,

1436
00:58:51,449 --> 00:58:52,658
no matter what.

1437
00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:54,410
You guys continue
your gooey moment.

1438
00:58:54,452 --> 00:58:56,329
I'm gonna go watch our six.

1439
00:58:59,999 --> 00:59:02,668
This is a big no-matter-what.

1440
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,380
You get our backs,
we'll get yours.

1441
00:59:05,421 --> 00:59:07,799
(emotional music playing)

1442
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,760
Okay, but I've got
to find Chum.

1443
00:59:10,802 --> 00:59:12,845
I'm gonna tell him
I took him for granted.

1444
00:59:12,887 --> 00:59:14,764
He's more than a lackey to me.

1445
00:59:14,806 --> 00:59:16,766
He's a partner, a friend,

1446
00:59:16,808 --> 00:59:19,811
and I'm gonna ask for his help.

1447
00:59:19,852 --> 00:59:22,522
Chum:
You don't need to ask.

1448
00:59:22,563 --> 00:59:25,983
Chum?
What are you doing here?

1449
00:59:26,442 --> 00:59:28,111
My work is done with Mr. Donut.

1450
00:59:28,152 --> 00:59:30,988
But, Sir, my work is
never done with you.

1451
00:59:31,030 --> 00:59:33,408
Your constant state of chaos
makes me feel

1452
00:59:33,449 --> 00:59:35,284
as though I'm always needed.

1453
00:59:35,326 --> 00:59:38,704
You are, Ol' Chum. You are.

1454
00:59:38,746 --> 00:59:42,500
After all, what's a hero
without his sidekick?

1455
00:59:42,542 --> 00:59:44,877
Sidekick? Really, sir?

1456
00:59:44,919 --> 00:59:47,588
I can't tell you how long
I've waited for this!

1457
00:59:47,630 --> 00:59:48,673
Keiko:
Diplomacy!

1458
00:59:48,965 --> 00:59:50,717
- (smashes)
- (Chum yelps, grunts)

1459
00:59:50,758 --> 00:59:52,552
Ah! I'm so sorry, Chum!

1460
00:59:52,593 --> 00:59:54,303
I didn't know it was you.

1461
00:59:54,345 --> 00:59:55,638
Big fan, by the way.

1462
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,432
Chum (groggy):
Wonderful to meet you.

1463
00:59:57,473 --> 00:59:59,100
- (Behemoth growling)
- (clanging)

1464
00:59:59,142 --> 01:00:02,311
Nighty-Knight:
The darkness compels you to hit it harder.

1465
01:00:02,353 --> 01:00:04,439
Behemoth is hitting it harder!

1466
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,399
Oh, how long is
this gonna take?

1467
01:00:06,441 --> 01:00:10,153
This titanium plating is
a formidable foe to our powers,

1468
01:00:10,194 --> 01:00:12,405
but, eventually, it will
yield to the darkness,

1469
01:00:12,447 --> 01:00:14,365
as all things do.

1470
01:00:14,574 --> 01:00:16,325
In non-goth speak, please?

1471
01:00:16,367 --> 01:00:19,078
Nighty-Knight:
About an hour if we don't break for snacks.

1472
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,371
(whirring)

1473
01:00:20,413 --> 01:00:21,831
Chum:
By my calculations,

1474
01:00:21,873 --> 01:00:23,666
they should be able to break
through the security door

1475
01:00:23,708 --> 01:00:25,001
within the hour,

1476
01:00:25,043 --> 01:00:26,461
if they don't break for snacks.

1477
01:00:26,502 --> 01:00:28,004
We need to draw
The Doom Syndicate

1478
01:00:28,046 --> 01:00:30,048
away from those
launch controls.

1479
01:00:30,089 --> 01:00:31,257
A distraction.

1480
01:00:31,299 --> 01:00:33,468
Something they hate
with so much passion,

1481
01:00:33,509 --> 01:00:36,012
it overrides
their evil mission.

1482
01:00:36,054 --> 01:00:37,889
But what?

1483
01:00:40,683 --> 01:00:42,685
Right!
With all the excitement,

1484
01:00:42,727 --> 01:00:45,563
I forgot they want me dead!
What luck.

1485
01:00:45,855 --> 01:00:48,149
There is a second entrance
to the control room,

1486
01:00:48,191 --> 01:00:49,150
the air vent.

1487
01:00:49,192 --> 01:00:50,693
Can someone get in
through there?

1488
01:00:50,735 --> 01:00:52,361
(sighs) Unfortunately,
we made sure

1489
01:00:52,403 --> 01:00:54,697
every inch of our lair's
air conditioning system

1490
01:00:54,739 --> 01:00:57,325
was protected by the very
latest in evil weaponry.

1491
01:00:57,366 --> 01:01:00,244
Chum and I prepared
for every possible scenario.

1492
01:01:00,286 --> 01:01:02,872
Except you having to
get back in yourselves.

1493
01:01:02,914 --> 01:01:05,416
- Too-shah.
- Both: It's touché.

1494
01:01:05,875 --> 01:01:09,045
But we're not
our old selves anymore.

1495
01:01:09,087 --> 01:01:11,381
We're better.
We're heroes now!

1496
01:01:11,422 --> 01:01:13,466
And I know the new good us's

1497
01:01:13,508 --> 01:01:15,259
can outthink the old bad us's.

1498
01:01:15,301 --> 01:01:17,470
I can get through
that air vent, Sir.

1499
01:01:17,512 --> 01:01:19,222
You can depend on me.

1500
01:01:19,263 --> 01:01:21,391
I have no doubt I can.

1501
01:01:21,432 --> 01:01:24,227
That leaves you and me
to keep the bad guys busy.

1502
01:01:24,268 --> 01:01:27,188
But, how are we gonna do that
when they have all your toys?

1503
01:01:27,230 --> 01:01:29,607
They're half-wits.
We're full-wits!

1504
01:01:29,649 --> 01:01:30,900
I'm sure we can
think of something

1505
01:01:30,942 --> 01:01:32,360
if we all put our
heads together.

1506
01:01:32,402 --> 01:01:35,488
(triumphant music playing)

1507
01:01:35,822 --> 01:01:37,907
Huh. We're one head short.

1508
01:01:37,949 --> 01:01:40,159
Keiko? Get in here!

1509
01:01:40,201 --> 01:01:41,411
Seriously?

1510
01:01:41,452 --> 01:01:43,329
Thought you wanted to be
a member of the team.

1511
01:01:43,371 --> 01:01:46,916
Uh, yeah! Uh, but just so
I have this on the record,

1512
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:48,126
you and I have a deal.

1513
01:01:48,167 --> 01:01:49,168
- (starts recording)
- I help you,

1514
01:01:49,210 --> 01:01:51,295
you train me
to be a crime fighter.

1515
01:01:51,337 --> 01:01:52,922
You help me,

1516
01:01:52,964 --> 01:01:55,258
I'll train you to be
a crime fighter.

1517
01:01:55,299 --> 01:01:57,051
You have my word.

1518
01:01:57,093 --> 01:02:00,221
Which is something
I apparently have to keep now.

1519
01:02:00,263 --> 01:02:01,139
(stops recording)

1520
01:02:02,390 --> 01:02:04,809
Time to kick some
Doom Syndicate booty.

1521
01:02:04,851 --> 01:02:07,937
Spoken like a true
defender of Metro City.

1522
01:02:07,979 --> 01:02:09,814
This city doesn't
need a defender.

1523
01:02:09,856 --> 01:02:11,399
It needs defenders.

1524
01:02:11,441 --> 01:02:14,402
But first, we're gonna
wanna make a supply run.

1525
01:02:14,444 --> 01:02:15,737
I know where we can go.

1526
01:02:15,778 --> 01:02:16,821
(cart rattling)

1527
01:02:16,863 --> 01:02:18,865
Welcome to Everything City.

1528
01:02:18,906 --> 01:02:20,658
500,000 square feet

1529
01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:22,785
with over 500 locations
in all 50 states.

1530
01:02:22,827 --> 01:02:24,328
Just like the commercial says,

1531
01:02:24,370 --> 01:02:26,748
"If the thing you're looking
for is not at Everything City,

1532
01:02:26,789 --> 01:02:27,790
it's not a thing."

1533
01:02:27,832 --> 01:02:29,625
- (grunts) Chum.
- (cart rattles)

1534
01:02:29,667 --> 01:02:32,336
Set a course for savings!

1535
01:02:32,378 --> 01:02:34,005
(retail Muzak playing)

1536
01:02:34,047 --> 01:02:36,174
Welcome to Everything City!

1537
01:02:36,549 --> 01:02:38,968
We've got less than an hour
to stop The Doom Syndicate,

1538
01:02:39,010 --> 01:02:41,596
so stick to the list.
We're not here to browse.

1539
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:43,848
(Megamind laughs)

1540
01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:45,475
- (laughs)
- (clattering)

1541
01:02:45,516 --> 01:02:47,477
* Everything City,
where you feel like a king *

1542
01:02:47,518 --> 01:02:49,687
- Whoa! Ooh...
- * If we don't have it *

1543
01:02:49,729 --> 01:02:51,355
- Ahem!
- * It's not a thing *

1544
01:02:51,397 --> 01:02:54,484
No thermal lasers.
No giant robot suits.

1545
01:02:54,525 --> 01:02:56,360
No polarity reversers.

1546
01:02:56,402 --> 01:02:59,822
Oh, nose hair clippers!
Crisis averted!

1547
01:02:59,864 --> 01:03:03,409
- (clanging)
- (grunting)

1548
01:03:04,327 --> 01:03:05,661
Think fast, Chum!

1549
01:03:06,245 --> 01:03:08,956
- * Just waiting for you *
- (grunts, laughs)

1550
01:03:09,499 --> 01:03:12,752
* Everything City, where
we'll make your heart sing *

1551
01:03:13,211 --> 01:03:16,589
That's just about everything.
Now, just need tennis balls.

1552
01:03:17,507 --> 01:03:18,758
All of them.

1553
01:03:19,217 --> 01:03:21,469
- (rattling)
- (both grunting)

1554
01:03:21,511 --> 01:03:23,054
(yelling)

1555
01:03:25,848 --> 01:03:28,017
Oh, excuse me,
I'm looking for a parakeet.

1556
01:03:28,059 --> 01:03:30,520
It's a gift of appreciation
for a friend.

1557
01:03:30,561 --> 01:03:33,439
Oh, I've got just the one, sir.

1558
01:03:33,481 --> 01:03:34,607
I give you,

1559
01:03:34,649 --> 01:03:36,776
- Mephistopheles...
- (angelic music playing)

1560
01:03:36,818 --> 01:03:39,737
...the parakeet of the gods.

1561
01:03:39,779 --> 01:03:41,906
Ah!

1562
01:03:43,074 --> 01:03:45,368
{\an8}- (squawks)
- (splats)

1563
01:03:45,410 --> 01:03:47,120
Oh, absolutely not.

1564
01:03:47,537 --> 01:03:50,289
- (clanging)
- (grunting)

1565
01:03:50,331 --> 01:03:51,416
(roars)

1566
01:03:51,457 --> 01:03:54,460
- (elevator music playing)
- (slurping)

1567
01:03:56,921 --> 01:03:58,589
(Nighty-Knight
and Behemoth grunting)

1568
01:03:58,631 --> 01:04:00,049
(roaring)

1569
01:04:02,135 --> 01:04:04,846
Um, how will you
be paying today?

1570
01:04:05,388 --> 01:04:08,182
- Set to crème brûlée.
- (clicking, whooshes)

1571
01:04:08,224 --> 01:04:10,768
Uh, we'll put it on my card.

1572
01:04:11,269 --> 01:04:14,605
Oh, right!
Paying for things. (laughs)

1573
01:04:14,647 --> 01:04:18,401
Whoever came up with that
scheme is a real evil genius.

1574
01:04:19,610 --> 01:04:20,611
(scanner beeps)

1575
01:04:21,195 --> 01:04:22,989
Nighty-Knight:
The darkness fades to light,

1576
01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:25,742
and I have failed to
breach the entrance.

1577
01:04:25,783 --> 01:04:27,076
I have failed.

1578
01:04:27,118 --> 01:04:30,288
- I have failed!
- (clangs)

1579
01:04:30,329 --> 01:04:31,038
(door crashes)

1580
01:04:31,414 --> 01:04:34,500
Good news, everyone.
We're in.

1581
01:04:34,542 --> 01:04:36,502
It's about time!
(grunts)

1582
01:04:36,544 --> 01:04:40,548
(all grunting, straining)

1583
01:04:42,091 --> 01:04:44,260
- (tense music playing)
- (groaning)

1584
01:04:44,302 --> 01:04:45,595
Say what you will
about Megamind,

1585
01:04:45,636 --> 01:04:48,181
but he's always made
things user-friendly.

1586
01:04:48,222 --> 01:04:50,183
Nighty-Knight:
Whoa! Not so fast.

1587
01:04:50,224 --> 01:04:53,061
- Who said you could press it?
- I'm the leader!

1588
01:04:53,102 --> 01:04:56,022
Are we really gonna
keep arguing this point?

1589
01:04:56,064 --> 01:04:58,232
- We are!
- Nighty-Knight: We gotta figure this out

1590
01:04:58,274 --> 01:05:01,027
if we're gonna live on the
dark side of the moon together.

1591
01:05:01,069 --> 01:05:02,278
Megamind (on speakers):
Ollo!

1592
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:04,739
Let me guess.
Leadership squabble?

1593
01:05:04,781 --> 01:05:06,491
Zombie Megamind!

1594
01:05:06,532 --> 01:05:09,535
Obviously he's not dead,
rocks for brains!

1595
01:05:09,577 --> 01:05:12,955
But, he is just in time to
see us complete the job

1596
01:05:12,997 --> 01:05:14,999
he wasn't evil enough
to finish.

1597
01:05:15,875 --> 01:05:17,126
(alarm blaring)

1598
01:05:17,168 --> 01:05:19,003
Computer:
Launch sequence initiated.

1599
01:05:19,045 --> 01:05:21,339
Five minutes to ignition.

1600
01:05:21,381 --> 01:05:23,549
Perfect amount of time to
bring you four to justice

1601
01:05:23,591 --> 01:05:26,552
and still be able to microwave
some pop-ed corn.

1602
01:05:26,594 --> 01:05:30,306
Nighty-Knight:
You really think you can go toe-to-toe with us alone?

1603
01:05:30,598 --> 01:05:33,851
Whoopsie. Not alone.
(imitates buzzer) You lose.

1604
01:05:33,893 --> 01:05:36,646
Oh! It's Megamind's evil bride!

1605
01:05:36,687 --> 01:05:38,398
Not evil, not a bride.

1606
01:05:38,439 --> 01:05:42,402
That was an act we decided on.
Together... sorta.

1607
01:05:42,443 --> 01:05:45,279
But, obviously, zere
is some romantic tension

1608
01:05:45,321 --> 01:05:48,157
- between you two, no?
- Both: It's complicated.

1609
01:05:48,199 --> 01:05:50,827
Guys, do I have to
villain-splain

1610
01:05:50,868 --> 01:05:52,161
everything to you?

1611
01:05:52,203 --> 01:05:54,580
They're obviously here
to stop the launch!

1612
01:05:54,622 --> 01:05:55,832
Get 'em!

1613
01:05:55,873 --> 01:05:57,583
(dramatic crescendo)

1614
01:05:58,084 --> 01:05:59,335
**

1615
01:05:59,377 --> 01:06:01,295
Chum, code:
"They're coming out!"

1616
01:06:01,337 --> 01:06:04,298
- Chum: Got it, sir.
- (tool grinding)

1617
01:06:05,466 --> 01:06:07,760
Nose hair clippers, huh?
Who knew?

1618
01:06:07,802 --> 01:06:09,846
They're industrial grade.

1619
01:06:09,887 --> 01:06:12,140
Code: "I'm going in!"

1620
01:06:12,181 --> 01:06:14,934
Code: "Good luck" and code:
"Try not to get zapped."

1621
01:06:14,976 --> 01:06:17,979
**

1622
01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:19,689
(Chum's suit whirring)

1623
01:06:19,731 --> 01:06:22,525
Okay. Just gotta press
the button and stop the launch.

1624
01:06:22,567 --> 01:06:23,443
No need for alarm.

1625
01:06:23,484 --> 01:06:24,986
- (alarm blaring)
- Huh? The alarm!

1626
01:06:25,027 --> 01:06:27,238
Someone's breaking
into the lair!

1627
01:06:27,905 --> 01:06:29,866
- Oh right, that's me.
- (clicking)

1628
01:06:29,907 --> 01:06:31,743
(devices humming)

1629
01:06:31,784 --> 01:06:33,494
(beeping)

1630
01:06:33,536 --> 01:06:36,247
Ah! Whoa! Ah!

1631
01:06:37,081 --> 01:06:38,541
Uh-oh!

1632
01:06:38,583 --> 01:06:39,876
Ah!

1633
01:06:40,209 --> 01:06:42,420
(groaning, whimpering)

1634
01:06:42,754 --> 01:06:45,214
- (whirring)
- Okay. Gotta time this right.

1635
01:06:45,256 --> 01:06:48,176
- (beeping)
- One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three!

1636
01:06:48,217 --> 01:06:50,386
(blasters firing)

1637
01:06:50,428 --> 01:06:53,097
(explosions)

1638
01:06:54,098 --> 01:06:55,516
(clattering)

1639
01:06:55,558 --> 01:06:57,477
(lights zapping)

1640
01:06:57,518 --> 01:06:58,478
(grunts)

1641
01:06:58,519 --> 01:07:00,605
Hey, I did it!

1642
01:07:00,646 --> 01:07:02,231
(whirring)

1643
01:07:02,273 --> 01:07:04,567
Brainbot:
Intruder alert, intruder alert, intruder alert...

1644
01:07:04,609 --> 01:07:07,361
Ahh, why did we have
to be so thorough?

1645
01:07:07,403 --> 01:07:08,654
Brainbot:
Intruder alert.

1646
01:07:08,696 --> 01:07:10,239
**

1647
01:07:10,281 --> 01:07:11,824
Nighty-Knight:
Hey, where'd they go?

1648
01:07:11,866 --> 01:07:12,909
(pops)

1649
01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:14,786
- (grunts) What the?
- Huh?

1650
01:07:14,827 --> 01:07:16,829
(whirring)

1651
01:07:16,871 --> 01:07:19,540
Now the ball is in our court!

1652
01:07:19,582 --> 01:07:22,752
- Get it?
- Not bad, though I would've gone with,

1653
01:07:22,794 --> 01:07:24,170
"Tennis, anyone?"

1654
01:07:24,212 --> 01:07:27,799
- (launching, popping)
- (Syndicate grunting, yelping)

1655
01:07:28,633 --> 01:07:31,219
- Nighty-Knight:
Ah! Not the face! - You don't have a face!

1656
01:07:31,260 --> 01:07:33,888
Nighty-Knight:
Oh, right. Ah! Ow!

1657
01:07:33,930 --> 01:07:35,932
- Oh!
- Stop moving around.

1658
01:07:35,973 --> 01:07:37,433
I can't get a clean shot!

1659
01:07:37,475 --> 01:07:39,811
Tiny stings hurt Behemoth!

1660
01:07:39,852 --> 01:07:42,146
Stand still, you giant baby.

1661
01:07:42,188 --> 01:07:43,272
Playtime's over.

1662
01:07:43,314 --> 01:07:44,399
- (pops)
- Ah!

1663
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:46,192
Not sure we're going
to beat these guys

1664
01:07:46,234 --> 01:07:47,944
with sporting equipment.

1665
01:07:47,985 --> 01:07:49,570
We just need to buy Chum time,

1666
01:07:49,612 --> 01:07:52,657
and if I know my ingenious
little robot fish monkey,

1667
01:07:52,698 --> 01:07:55,368
he should be cleverly slipping
through the lair's defenses

1668
01:07:55,410 --> 01:07:57,662
- right about now!
- (pops)

1669
01:07:58,037 --> 01:07:59,664
Help! I've been caught

1670
01:07:59,705 --> 01:08:01,916
- trying to slip through
the lair's defenses! - (whirring)

1671
01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:05,211
Brainbots:
Intruder alert, intruder alert, intruder alert...

1672
01:08:05,253 --> 01:08:07,338
(sighs) Okay, relax.
You got this.

1673
01:08:07,380 --> 01:08:08,840
Think, Chum, think!

1674
01:08:09,841 --> 01:08:11,300
- (gasps) Ah!
- (beeping)

1675
01:08:11,342 --> 01:08:12,635
(bots winding up)

1676
01:08:12,677 --> 01:08:14,846
- Robot Voice:
Eject, eject, eject! - Ah!

1677
01:08:15,138 --> 01:08:16,848
(explosion blasts)

1678
01:08:16,889 --> 01:08:20,643
**

1679
01:08:21,769 --> 01:08:23,354
{\an8}Yah! Oh!

1680
01:08:23,396 --> 01:08:26,441
{\an8}(groans)
I'm gonna miss that body.

1681
01:08:26,482 --> 01:08:28,359
{\an8}It was my second favorite.

1682
01:08:28,401 --> 01:08:31,112
{\an8}- Just have to hurry
before I dry out. - (splatting)

1683
01:08:31,154 --> 01:08:33,906
{\an8}- (grunting)
- (beeping)

1684
01:08:33,948 --> 01:08:36,409
(gasps) The launch button!

1685
01:08:37,285 --> 01:08:39,120
- (clangs)
- Ah!

1686
01:08:39,162 --> 01:08:40,329
Whoa! (grunts)

1687
01:08:40,371 --> 01:08:43,249
- (squishing)
- Almost... there!

1688
01:08:43,291 --> 01:08:47,295
Well, well.
Nice of you to flop in.

1689
01:08:47,879 --> 01:08:51,841
Can I trouble you guys for
a tank of dechlorinated water?

1690
01:08:51,883 --> 01:08:53,092
(laughter)

1691
01:08:53,134 --> 01:08:55,178
Computer:
Preparing city to launch.

1692
01:08:55,219 --> 01:08:56,262
Nine...

1693
01:08:56,304 --> 01:08:59,140
(rockets revving, blasting)

1694
01:08:59,182 --> 01:09:00,933
{\an8}- Eight...
- Ah!

1695
01:09:00,975 --> 01:09:03,102
- (rumbling)
- Citizens: Ah! What are we gonna do?

1696
01:09:03,144 --> 01:09:05,313
What's happening?
Run for your lives!

1697
01:09:05,354 --> 01:09:08,024
(indistinct yelling)

1698
01:09:08,066 --> 01:09:09,609
Computer:
Seven...

1699
01:09:09,901 --> 01:09:10,902
(popping)

1700
01:09:11,277 --> 01:09:13,321
(Behemoth grunts)

1701
01:09:15,990 --> 01:09:17,241
- (beeping)
- Six...

1702
01:09:17,950 --> 01:09:20,578
I thought Chum was
supposed to stop it by now.

1703
01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:23,372
You know him, always
waiting till the last second.

1704
01:09:23,414 --> 01:09:24,540
Computer:
Five...

1705
01:09:24,582 --> 01:09:28,544
(people crying, screaming)

1706
01:09:28,586 --> 01:09:29,796
Four...

1707
01:09:29,837 --> 01:09:32,090
(force field humming)

1708
01:09:32,131 --> 01:09:33,132
(zaps)

1709
01:09:33,174 --> 01:09:34,550
Three...

1710
01:09:34,967 --> 01:09:38,054
(balls firing, popping)

1711
01:09:38,096 --> 01:09:39,055
Two...

1712
01:09:39,097 --> 01:09:41,224
(blasting)

1713
01:09:41,265 --> 01:09:44,560
- One. Commencing launch.
- (beeps)

1714
01:09:44,602 --> 01:09:47,105
- There goes the last second.
- (rockets blast)

1715
01:09:47,146 --> 01:09:48,398
(both shouting)

1716
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:50,441
(rumbling, crackling)

1717
01:09:50,483 --> 01:09:53,736
(dramatic music playing)

1718
01:09:53,778 --> 01:09:55,738
(creaking)

1719
01:09:55,780 --> 01:09:58,324
Gotta say,
not a fan of Phase Two!

1720
01:09:58,366 --> 01:10:00,076
In theory, it was amazing.

1721
01:10:00,118 --> 01:10:02,578
- In practice, kinda horrifying.
- (whirring, popping)

1722
01:10:02,620 --> 01:10:05,289
- (empty guns hissing)
- And the hits keep on comin'.

1723
01:10:05,331 --> 01:10:07,834
**

1724
01:10:08,543 --> 01:10:11,295
We'll buy Chum more time
if we split up.

1725
01:10:12,130 --> 01:10:15,299
(rockets roaring)

1726
01:10:17,593 --> 01:10:19,846
- Help! Outta my way! Me first!
- (yelps)

1727
01:10:19,887 --> 01:10:22,765
- What are we supposed
to do now?! - Where am I gonna go?!

1728
01:10:22,807 --> 01:10:24,350
- (people screaming)
- What's going on?

1729
01:10:24,392 --> 01:10:27,103
We're all doomed! Doomed!

1730
01:10:27,145 --> 01:10:28,730
(crowd screaming)

1731
01:10:28,771 --> 01:10:31,357
- Mr. Mayor, what's your plan?
- I'm sorry!

1732
01:10:31,399 --> 01:10:33,443
I didn't know I needed
an actual plan

1733
01:10:33,484 --> 01:10:35,653
for the city
launching into space!

1734
01:10:35,695 --> 01:10:37,864
Someone clearly
needs to take charge!

1735
01:10:37,905 --> 01:10:39,949
That's supposed to be you!

1736
01:10:39,991 --> 01:10:41,909
I just remembered,

1737
01:10:41,951 --> 01:10:45,955
I got a really important
lunch meeting. Gotta go!

1738
01:10:47,165 --> 01:10:49,292
(all screaming)

1739
01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:52,628
Everyone, please
try and calm down!

1740
01:10:52,670 --> 01:10:55,548
- There's no
contingency plan for this! - Somebody hold me!

1741
01:10:55,590 --> 01:10:57,967
- Keiko: Everyone,
shut your pie holes! - (crowd stops)

1742
01:10:58,009 --> 01:11:01,054
My girl's trying to save
your butts, so listen up!

1743
01:11:01,095 --> 01:11:03,306
You got this.

1744
01:11:03,347 --> 01:11:05,725
- (Roxanne grunts)
- (hopeful music playing)

1745
01:11:05,767 --> 01:11:06,726
Police!

1746
01:11:06,768 --> 01:11:08,644
Have your officers
dissolve panic

1747
01:11:08,686 --> 01:11:11,355
and steer people indoors
or underground.

1748
01:11:11,731 --> 01:11:13,107
(car doors open, engines start)

1749
01:11:13,149 --> 01:11:14,984
- Paramedics,
have ambulances ready. - (sirens wail)

1750
01:11:15,026 --> 01:11:17,987
Also, be prepared to
distribute air sickness pills

1751
01:11:18,029 --> 01:11:19,614
in large quantities.

1752
01:11:19,655 --> 01:11:22,325
{\an8}All for that!
I already barfed twice.

1753
01:11:22,366 --> 01:11:25,328
And firefighters,
I need the keys to that.

1754
01:11:25,369 --> 01:11:26,996
(dramatic crescendo)

1755
01:11:27,038 --> 01:11:28,247
(siren blaring)

1756
01:11:28,289 --> 01:11:32,126
(rockets roaring)

1757
01:11:34,921 --> 01:11:37,715
- (beeps)
- Chum, the whole city's about to have a new zip code!

1758
01:11:37,757 --> 01:11:40,426
You have to hit
the "Cancel Launch" button!

1759
01:11:40,468 --> 01:11:42,637
Kind of busy
at the moment, sir.

1760
01:11:42,678 --> 01:11:46,057
Yeah, busy getting
turned into sushi.

1761
01:11:46,099 --> 01:11:47,809
{\an8}I should warn you guys.

1762
01:11:47,850 --> 01:11:51,270
{\an8}I'm an expert in
the aquatic arts! En guard!

1763
01:11:51,312 --> 01:11:53,272
(rapid grunting)

1764
01:11:53,314 --> 01:11:54,982
Whoa!

1765
01:11:55,024 --> 01:11:56,442
- (laughs)
- (chomps)

1766
01:11:56,484 --> 01:11:58,778
- (screaming)
- (grunting)

1767
01:12:00,029 --> 01:12:01,364
(yelling)

1768
01:12:01,406 --> 01:12:03,241
- (groaning)
- (Chum screaming)

1769
01:12:03,658 --> 01:12:06,077
- (grunts)
- (squeaking)

1770
01:12:06,119 --> 01:12:08,746
**

1771
01:12:10,039 --> 01:12:12,500
- Computer: Ascent terminated.
- (rockets stop)

1772
01:12:16,546 --> 01:12:19,048
(force field whirring)

1773
01:12:19,090 --> 01:12:21,217
(hopeful music playing)

1774
01:12:21,259 --> 01:12:23,261
- (beeps)
- You did it, Chum!

1775
01:12:23,302 --> 01:12:26,264
(whirring)

1776
01:12:26,305 --> 01:12:29,183
- (rumbling)
- Oh no, you did it, Chum!

1777
01:12:29,225 --> 01:12:31,102
The city's falling too fast!

1778
01:12:31,144 --> 01:12:32,603
- We have to try to--
- (creaks)

1779
01:12:33,104 --> 01:12:35,064
- (growling)
- (crashes)

1780
01:12:35,106 --> 01:12:36,399
(Megamind whimpering)

1781
01:12:36,441 --> 01:12:39,110
This is the end of the line
for you, Megamind!

1782
01:12:39,152 --> 01:12:42,405
You all do know we're plunging
toward the earth right now?

1783
01:12:42,447 --> 01:12:44,907
Do not try to confuse us
with science.

1784
01:12:44,949 --> 01:12:46,784
- (powers humming)
- Megamind: Wait!

1785
01:12:46,826 --> 01:12:49,078
As former leader of
The Doom Syndicate,

1786
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,747
and according to evil custom,

1787
01:12:50,788 --> 01:12:52,707
I claim my right
to my own demise

1788
01:12:52,749 --> 01:12:56,335
per the Villain Charter,
article seven, paragraph four.

1789
01:12:56,377 --> 01:12:57,587
Syndicate:
Huh?

1790
01:12:57,628 --> 01:12:59,922
The article states that
an outgoing evil leader

1791
01:12:59,964 --> 01:13:02,675
can only be terminated
by the new evil leader.

1792
01:13:02,717 --> 01:13:05,470
So, which one of you
is that again?

1793
01:13:05,511 --> 01:13:07,680
Guys, it's me.
You know it is.

1794
01:13:07,722 --> 01:13:09,891
Nighty-Knight:
I'm the darkest and the doomiest.

1795
01:13:09,932 --> 01:13:12,810
I am ze clear choice.
I have a beret.

1796
01:13:12,852 --> 01:13:15,938
Behemoth wonder if
we can put differences aside

1797
01:13:15,980 --> 01:13:17,440
and find commonality

1798
01:13:17,482 --> 01:13:20,276
in the ultimate
vanquishing of archfoe.

1799
01:13:20,318 --> 01:13:21,903
Nighty-Knight:
Huh...

1800
01:13:21,944 --> 01:13:25,114
- (Megamind panting)
- (gasps) He's getting away!

1801
01:13:25,156 --> 01:13:27,909
Nighty-Knight:
Make haste, my fellow doom slayers.

1802
01:13:28,117 --> 01:13:30,286
(dramatic music playing)

1803
01:13:30,328 --> 01:13:34,665
- (rumbling)
- (air rushing)

1804
01:13:34,707 --> 01:13:36,459
He's down here somewhere!

1805
01:13:36,501 --> 01:13:39,587
I feel it in the black void
of my soul!

1806
01:13:41,506 --> 01:13:42,965
- (beeps)
- Chum, are you there?

1807
01:13:43,007 --> 01:13:45,510
You have to get to
the manual controls.

1808
01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:48,304
- (alarm blaring)
- Computer: City descending.

1809
01:13:48,346 --> 01:13:51,099
{\an8}No can do, sir.
Lost my bowl.

1810
01:13:51,140 --> 01:13:52,809
{\an8}No getting out of this one.

1811
01:13:52,850 --> 01:13:54,644
There's always a way out.

1812
01:13:54,685 --> 01:13:56,729
Help is on the way,
friend of friends.

1813
01:13:56,771 --> 01:13:58,231
- (beeps)
- Polly 227!

1814
01:13:58,272 --> 01:14:01,359
- (on speaker)
Launch Operation Parakeet! - (whirring)

1815
01:14:01,401 --> 01:14:02,568
(cawing)

1816
01:14:02,610 --> 01:14:05,321
(dramatic music playing)

1817
01:14:05,363 --> 01:14:07,281
(truck horn blowing)

1818
01:14:07,323 --> 01:14:09,784
(operatic vocalizing)

1819
01:14:09,826 --> 01:14:11,244
(girders whipping by)

1820
01:14:16,082 --> 01:14:17,125
Ha, ha!

1821
01:14:17,166 --> 01:14:18,751
(cawing)

1822
01:14:22,338 --> 01:14:24,215
(cawing)

1823
01:14:27,969 --> 01:14:29,303
(cawing)

1824
01:14:31,597 --> 01:14:35,309
- (lasers firing)
- (Polly cawing)

1825
01:14:35,351 --> 01:14:37,437
(explosion blasts)

1826
01:14:37,478 --> 01:14:40,565
- (groaning)
- (Polly cawing)

1827
01:14:40,606 --> 01:14:44,152
(gasping)

1828
01:14:44,193 --> 01:14:45,611
- (cawing)
- Sir,

1829
01:14:45,653 --> 01:14:48,948
you made me my own
brainbot pet parakeet?

1830
01:14:48,990 --> 01:14:51,200
Megamind (on speakers):
Chum, meet Polly 227,

1831
01:14:51,242 --> 01:14:54,036
a show of appreciation
for all you mean to me.

1832
01:14:54,078 --> 01:14:57,915
I know you wanted a real one,
but again, so much poop.

1833
01:14:58,291 --> 01:15:01,544
(gasps) I love him, Sir!

1834
01:15:01,586 --> 01:15:03,129
(Polly cawing)

1835
01:15:03,171 --> 01:15:06,507
Eternal darkness
awaits you, Megamind.

1836
01:15:06,549 --> 01:15:08,259
What to do, what to do?

1837
01:15:08,301 --> 01:15:10,887
(gasps) Disguise generator!

1838
01:15:12,096 --> 01:15:14,223
I can smell your fear.

1839
01:15:14,265 --> 01:15:16,809
It smells like dark bacon.

1840
01:15:19,353 --> 01:15:20,563
Ho-ho!

1841
01:15:20,605 --> 01:15:22,732
Look into my eyes and fall
under my power,

1842
01:15:22,774 --> 01:15:24,484
- man of blue.
- (woozy groaning)

1843
01:15:24,525 --> 01:15:27,570
- (whirring)
- (snores)

1844
01:15:27,612 --> 01:15:30,740
Ha, ha!
Zee badge of leadership is moi!

1845
01:15:30,782 --> 01:15:33,284
Don't pop
the champagne just yet.

1846
01:15:33,326 --> 01:15:35,244
Oh? (growls)

1847
01:15:35,286 --> 01:15:37,038
(grunting)

1848
01:15:38,081 --> 01:15:40,083
(yelping)

1849
01:15:40,124 --> 01:15:41,584
(struggling)

1850
01:15:41,626 --> 01:15:45,421
Zis is impossibleh!

1851
01:15:45,463 --> 01:15:47,423
- Solid! (yelps)
- (zaps)

1852
01:15:47,465 --> 01:15:49,384
(laughing)

1853
01:15:49,425 --> 01:15:51,094
Reap the whirlwind, Megamind!

1854
01:15:51,135 --> 01:15:53,096
- (electricity whirring)
- (yelling)

1855
01:15:53,137 --> 01:15:56,140
- (explosion)
- (grunting, groans)

1856
01:15:57,058 --> 01:15:58,309
Not a whirlwind.

1857
01:15:58,351 --> 01:16:01,229
Roxanne was right!
You are terrible at weather!

1858
01:16:01,270 --> 01:16:05,149
Maybe so, but at least
I'd still be around to enjoy it.

1859
01:16:05,191 --> 01:16:08,152
- You, not so much.
- (electricity crackling)

1860
01:16:08,194 --> 01:16:10,446
**

1861
01:16:10,488 --> 01:16:13,491
I guess you always were meant
to be the leader, Lady Doppler.

1862
01:16:13,533 --> 01:16:15,535
- I know, right?
- (thunder crashing)

1863
01:16:15,576 --> 01:16:18,663
But a word of advice.
(grunts)

1864
01:16:18,704 --> 01:16:20,415
(lightning zaps)

1865
01:16:20,456 --> 01:16:21,499
(grunts)

1866
01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:23,960
- Stay grounded!
- (zapping)

1867
01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:26,087
(screaming)

1868
01:16:26,129 --> 01:16:28,756
(yelping)

1869
01:16:28,798 --> 01:16:31,342
(whimpering)

1870
01:16:32,093 --> 01:16:33,219
(grunts)

1871
01:16:33,261 --> 01:16:35,596
Oh, why are puns always
so hard to avoid?

1872
01:16:35,638 --> 01:16:38,349
(grunts)
Oh, I forgot all about you.

1873
01:16:38,391 --> 01:16:40,309
When I was on such a good roll.

1874
01:16:40,351 --> 01:16:44,439
Uh, Behemoth figure just wait
until competition eliminated

1875
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:46,107
before squashing blue man.

1876
01:16:46,149 --> 01:16:48,401
That's actually
a really good plan.

1877
01:16:48,443 --> 01:16:51,028
Behemoth appreciate compliment.

1878
01:16:51,070 --> 01:16:52,572
(roars, spits)

1879
01:16:52,613 --> 01:16:54,282
I squish you now.

1880
01:16:54,323 --> 01:16:55,700
Hey, look over there!

1881
01:16:55,742 --> 01:16:58,119
Behemoth no fall
for oldest trick in the--

1882
01:16:58,161 --> 01:16:59,662
- (truck horn blares)
- (grunts)

1883
01:16:59,704 --> 01:17:01,914
- (truck crashing)
- (siren dying)

1884
01:17:03,374 --> 01:17:06,002
I'm sorry.
Was I interrupting something?

1885
01:17:06,586 --> 01:17:07,837
My hero.

1886
01:17:07,879 --> 01:17:09,881
(triumphant music playing)

1887
01:17:09,922 --> 01:17:12,175
- (gasps) Behind you!
- (whooshing)

1888
01:17:12,216 --> 01:17:15,386
- (Nighty-Knight laughs)
- (smoke hissing)

1889
01:17:16,721 --> 01:17:18,181
Nighty-Knight:
How's this for scary?

1890
01:17:18,222 --> 01:17:19,515
(gasps)

1891
01:17:19,557 --> 01:17:21,809
Leadership, here I come.

1892
01:17:21,851 --> 01:17:24,353
Hey, tall, dark,
and trying too hard.

1893
01:17:24,395 --> 01:17:25,605
**

1894
01:17:25,646 --> 01:17:27,565
Nighty-Knight:
Huh? What's that?

1895
01:17:27,607 --> 01:17:30,777
Either a paperweight
or a flash grenade.

1896
01:17:30,818 --> 01:17:32,737
- (zaps)
- (Nighty-Knight gasps, groans)

1897
01:17:32,779 --> 01:17:35,531
- (metal crashing)
- (toy squeaks)

1898
01:17:35,573 --> 01:17:37,450
Nighty, night, Nighty-Knight.

1899
01:17:37,992 --> 01:17:40,703
Huh. Guess it was
a flash grenade.

1900
01:17:40,745 --> 01:17:44,040
You are 100% going up
on my inspiration board.

1901
01:17:44,082 --> 01:17:45,708
- (rumbling)
- (all yelp)

1902
01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:47,835
No time for laurel resting.
Let's go!

1903
01:17:47,877 --> 01:17:49,545
(dramatic music playing)

1904
01:17:49,587 --> 01:17:52,882
(air rushing)

1905
01:17:52,924 --> 01:17:55,259
- Computer:
Reaching terminal velocity. - (alarm blaring)

1906
01:17:55,301 --> 01:17:59,472
(straining)
The retro rocket lever is jammed! (grunts)

1907
01:17:59,514 --> 01:18:01,474
I can't do this alone!

1908
01:18:01,516 --> 01:18:03,267
Megamind:
Nor will you have to.

1909
01:18:04,352 --> 01:18:06,062
This is a team effort.

1910
01:18:06,104 --> 01:18:08,314
- Hup!
- (Go Fish Gang member grunts)

1911
01:18:08,356 --> 01:18:09,899
(all straining)

1912
01:18:09,941 --> 01:18:12,026
Megamind:
We need more mega-muscle!

1913
01:18:12,068 --> 01:18:14,612
Computer: Warning, warning.
Impact is imminent.

1914
01:18:14,654 --> 01:18:17,698
Ground's approaching fast!
(straining)

1915
01:18:17,740 --> 01:18:19,659
Megamind:
Almost there!

1916
01:18:19,700 --> 01:18:21,577
Computer:
Warning, warning...

1917
01:18:21,619 --> 01:18:23,246
Just a little more!

1918
01:18:23,287 --> 01:18:25,915
- (warning continues)
- (Polly cawing)

1919
01:18:25,957 --> 01:18:28,292
- Computer: Warning...
- (all yell)

1920
01:18:28,334 --> 01:18:31,421
(rockets humming)

1921
01:18:31,462 --> 01:18:34,799
(rockets blasting)

1922
01:18:36,342 --> 01:18:38,219
- (thuds)
- (dust flying)

1923
01:18:38,261 --> 01:18:39,595
(all shouting)

1924
01:18:39,637 --> 01:18:41,097
Computer:
City landed.

1925
01:18:41,139 --> 01:18:43,391
Thank you for flying with us.

1926
01:18:43,433 --> 01:18:45,852
(relieved sighs)

1927
01:18:45,893 --> 01:18:48,271
You saved the city again, Sir.

1928
01:18:48,312 --> 01:18:50,606
No, we did.

1929
01:18:50,648 --> 01:18:52,942
**

1930
01:18:52,984 --> 01:18:55,445
- Sorry about your body, Chum.
- That's okay.

1931
01:18:55,486 --> 01:18:58,531
{\an8}- Still got a few spares
in the closet. - (car horn honking)

1932
01:18:58,573 --> 01:19:00,950
- (tires squeal)
- Roxanne: Oh, would you look at that.

1933
01:19:00,992 --> 01:19:02,702
- (car doors open)
- After the city's already saved,

1934
01:19:02,744 --> 01:19:05,037
here comes the mayor
to take all the credit.

1935
01:19:05,079 --> 01:19:07,165
Or he just wants to
give me another award.

1936
01:19:07,206 --> 01:19:10,752
Award?! After what you
just did to the city?

1937
01:19:10,793 --> 01:19:12,545
Hardly a building
damaged this time.

1938
01:19:12,587 --> 01:19:13,838
We're getting good at this.

1939
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:15,590
Are you kidding?!

1940
01:19:15,631 --> 01:19:18,926
(echoing)
You put the city backwards! Backwards... Backwards...

1941
01:19:19,260 --> 01:19:21,345
Personally, I prefer
a mountain view,

1942
01:19:21,387 --> 01:19:24,724
- but I'll put it back later.
- Uh, just so you know,

1943
01:19:24,766 --> 01:19:26,809
we all risked our lives
to save the city

1944
01:19:26,851 --> 01:19:29,562
while you were
cowering from your job.

1945
01:19:29,854 --> 01:19:32,356
Oh, you think
you can do better?

1946
01:19:32,398 --> 01:19:34,525
I know I can.

1947
01:19:34,567 --> 01:19:35,777
Oh!

1948
01:19:35,818 --> 01:19:37,904
Um, (huffing) okay.

1949
01:19:37,945 --> 01:19:41,449
- (beeps)
- Just sent you my resume.

1950
01:19:41,491 --> 01:19:43,826
- (door shuts, car departs)
- Mayor Roxanne Ritchi.

1951
01:19:43,868 --> 01:19:45,620
I like the sound of that.

1952
01:19:46,079 --> 01:19:49,665
(energetic music playing)

1953
01:19:49,707 --> 01:19:52,960
(crowd cheering)

1954
01:19:54,045 --> 01:19:56,255
(Polly cawing)

1955
01:20:00,176 --> 01:20:04,013
We are ready to do thy bidding,
Your Majesty.

1956
01:20:04,055 --> 01:20:07,475
Okay. Okay.
I'm the mayor now, not royalty.

1957
01:20:07,517 --> 01:20:09,769
Forgive us, Your Excellency.

1958
01:20:09,811 --> 01:20:12,438
Got the exclusive
right here, Mega-fans.

1959
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:13,815
Roxanne on the inside,

1960
01:20:13,856 --> 01:20:16,651
Megamind, Chum, and yours truly
on the outside.

1961
01:20:16,692 --> 01:20:18,319
And all of us working together

1962
01:20:18,361 --> 01:20:20,988
to keep Metrocity
safe from evil.

1963
01:20:21,030 --> 01:20:23,157
You're getting good
at this hero thing.

1964
01:20:23,199 --> 01:20:25,368
You know, I-I think I finally
learned the big difference

1965
01:20:25,410 --> 01:20:27,870
between being a hero
and being a villain.

1966
01:20:27,912 --> 01:20:28,913
What's that?

1967
01:20:28,955 --> 01:20:31,290
Bad guys look out
for themselves.

1968
01:20:31,332 --> 01:20:33,710
Heroes look out for each other.

1969
01:20:33,751 --> 01:20:37,547
Together, we'll be unstoppable.

1970
01:20:37,588 --> 01:20:40,550
Keiko, if you'll do the honor.

1971
01:20:40,591 --> 01:20:42,927
(excited squealing)

1972
01:20:43,886 --> 01:20:46,639
(triumphant music playing)

1973
01:20:48,641 --> 01:20:50,101
(Polly cawing)

1974
01:20:51,310 --> 01:20:54,897
Evil has finally met its match.

1975
01:20:55,273 --> 01:20:57,233
- (Polly cawing)
- (oil splats)

1976
01:20:57,275 --> 01:20:59,902
Ugh, you've gotta be
kidding me!

1977
01:20:59,944 --> 01:21:02,280
**

1978
01:21:03,489 --> 01:21:06,409
- (dramatic sting)
- I call this meeting to order.

1979
01:21:06,451 --> 01:21:08,786
As leader, I permit it.

1980
01:21:08,828 --> 01:21:12,081
No! Me leader!

1981
01:21:12,123 --> 01:21:15,168
- (wall smashing)
- Huh?

1982
01:21:15,209 --> 01:21:18,129
Suave Voice:
I must say, I commend you all for your efforts

1983
01:21:18,171 --> 01:21:20,381
against Megamind but, alas,

1984
01:21:20,423 --> 01:21:24,635
you lack the proper leadership
to get the job done.

1985
01:21:24,969 --> 01:21:26,095
Oh, really?

1986
01:21:26,137 --> 01:21:27,722
- (powers charging up)
- Ha!

1987
01:21:28,973 --> 01:21:31,267
- (zaps)
- (Pierre shrieks)

1988
01:21:31,309 --> 01:21:34,812
On second thought,
maybe change is a good thing.

1989
01:21:34,854 --> 01:21:37,065
Suave Voice:
So glad you've come around.

1990
01:21:37,106 --> 01:21:38,274
With my help,

1991
01:21:38,316 --> 01:21:40,943
our blue friend
will rue the day

1992
01:21:40,985 --> 01:21:42,737
he betrayed evil.

1993
01:21:42,779 --> 01:21:45,698
Nighty-Knight:
What makes you think you can take down Megamind

1994
01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:46,949
when we all couldn't?

1995
01:21:47,325 --> 01:21:49,660
Because I, Machiavillain,

1996
01:21:49,702 --> 01:21:53,873
am the evil genius who taught
Megamind everything he knows.

1997
01:21:53,915 --> 01:21:56,209
And I promise, our blue friend

1998
01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:59,796
will rue the day
he betrayed evil!

1999
01:21:59,837 --> 01:22:01,547
(evil laugh)

2000
01:22:02,090 --> 01:22:05,343
* Supervillain,
ahead of his time *

2001
01:22:05,385 --> 01:22:08,596
* Incredibly handsome genius
criminal mastermind *

2002
01:22:08,638 --> 01:22:12,225
* But now, he's all cleaned up
and fighting crime *

2003
01:22:12,266 --> 01:22:15,103
* A superhero that
you stream online *

2004
01:22:15,144 --> 01:22:18,981
* It's Megamind *

2005
01:22:19,023 --> 01:22:21,943
* Oh, feels good
to be good this time *

2006
01:22:21,984 --> 01:22:25,238
{\an8}* It's Megamind *

2007
01:22:25,279 --> 01:22:29,033
{\an8}* Oh, it's Megamind *

2008
01:22:29,492 --> 01:22:32,662
{\an8}* Evildoers,
they better run and hide *

2009
01:22:32,703 --> 01:22:36,332
{\an8}* Him and his sidekick Chum
are working overtime *

2010
01:22:36,374 --> 01:22:39,585
{\an8}* That big blue head
never looked so fine *

2011
01:22:39,627 --> 01:22:42,547
{\an8}* 'Cause he's a hero,
your superhero *

2012
01:22:42,588 --> 01:22:45,883
{\an8}* A superhero that
you stream online *

2013
01:22:45,925 --> 01:22:49,554
{\an8}* It's Megamind *

2014
01:22:50,054 --> 01:22:52,932
{\an8}* It feels good
to be good this time *

2015
01:22:52,974 --> 01:22:56,185
{\an8}* It's Megamind *

2016
01:22:56,227 --> 01:22:59,689
{\an8}* Woo! Megamind *

2017
01:22:59,731 --> 01:23:02,150
{\an8}(rock guitar riff)

2018
01:23:02,191 --> 01:23:03,818
{\an8}* Oh yeah *

2019
01:23:05,236 --> 01:23:07,363
{\an8}* Oh... *

2020
01:23:13,244 --> 01:23:16,706
{\an8}* It's Megamind *

2021
01:23:16,748 --> 01:23:20,168
{\an8}* Oh, it's so good
to be good this time *

2022
01:23:20,209 --> 01:23:22,754
{\an8}* It's Megamind *

2023
01:23:22,795 --> 01:23:24,088
{\an8}* Sing it with me now *

2024
01:23:24,130 --> 01:23:27,008
{\an8}* Megamind *

2025
01:23:27,050 --> 01:23:31,012
{\an8}* It's Megamind *

2026
01:23:31,054 --> 01:23:33,848
{\an8}* Oh, feels good
to be good this time *

2027
01:23:33,890 --> 01:23:37,685
{\an8}* It's Megamind *

2028
01:23:37,727 --> 01:23:41,189
{\an8}* Megamind *

2029
01:23:41,230 --> 01:23:44,233
{\an8}* Ah... *

2030
01:23:44,275 --> 01:23:47,904
{\an8}* A superhero that
you stream online *

2031
01:23:47,945 --> 01:23:51,282
{\an8}* It's Megamind *

2032
01:23:51,324 --> 01:23:54,911
{\an8}* Megamind rules! *

2033
01:23:54,952 --> 01:23:56,370
{\an8}(song ends)

2034
01:23:56,412 --> 01:23:59,624
{\an8}(cinematic music playing)

2035
01:25:03,855 --> 01:25:05,356
{\an8}(shimmers)