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（探索敘事）

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（美國文學）

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（緊急，最後通知）

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（改編自露菲科比原創小說）

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《瑪歌等錢使》

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我還以為你死了

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不，我沒死

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我剛剛才知道
我一直在戒毒所，電話被沒收

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戒毒所？

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我已經儘快過來

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我很抱歉

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但我來了

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我來了

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噢，大癲

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嗨

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蘇絲，他是衰神

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是我父親

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他是你爸？

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你卻沒有跟我說，因為…

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這個嘛…

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對，蘇絲是你的擁躉

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我覺得有點尷尬

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我不知道，只是…不是你的關係
我覺得有點怪而已

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就是他嗎？

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可以見見他嗎？

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你是公公了

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大家都話他生得可愛，我很認同

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他是最得意的寶寶

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我有張支票要給你

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是賣電單車得來的

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雖然不多，但我很抱歉，沒能回電給你

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你要住哪裏？

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今晚我要諗諗，至於明天開始

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我估都要再諗諗

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我可以抱他嗎？

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他有點奄尖

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喂

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喂，小朋友

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嘩

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他鍾意你

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嘩

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如果你想留低過夜，我無問題

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嘩

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嘩

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（早上6點59分）

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（早上7點）

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（早上7點01分）

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唏

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你爸在用牙刷清潔浴室

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我知道，抱歉，他很快就搬走

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噢，沒關係

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我只是無法相信衰神竟然和我同一屋簷下

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早晨

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唏，早晨，瞓得好嗎？

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瞓到似個寶寶

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講開又講，我仍然無法相信這個小人仔…

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和媽媽在一起的時候，他總是哭個不停

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她…過得怎樣？莎恩

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她很好，她剛剛接受了…

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新型改良版隆胸手術

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效果很好

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她總是追求最好的

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如果可以的話
我想為昨晚的慌亂狀態道歉

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其實，你…

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是我最愛的摔角手

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我明白的，謝謝你

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今日要做甚麼？

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要去見工和會面

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你想我睇住菩提子嗎？

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不，不用，我們要齊上齊落

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好，去吧，寶貝

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好

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你想要這個嗎？

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好

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做個乖仔

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媽咪要見工，對

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米勒小姐

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是的

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你帶了寶寶來面試？

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對，他叫菩提子

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當然，如果我找到工作
會好好安排托兒所的事情

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我不打算帶菩提子返工

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但你把他帶來了

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如果這構成問題，我向你道歉

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工作經驗方面，我看到你做過侍應

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“及時送達食物和飲品
同時妥善安排點單之間的時間”

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基本上是同一件事

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“乳酪雪糕吧台手
維持乳酪及配料充足供應”

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不過上面寫住“配科”

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雖然打錯字，但我不會怪你

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還有其他專長嗎？

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有，我擅長寫作

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其實我懷孕的時候就在讀寫作

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我的教授其實說過…

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你的教授說過甚麼？

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說過…我有天分

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意思是我有寫作的天分

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很好

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那麼，寫作、簿記、侍應

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還有其他任何的嗎？

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沒錯

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甚麼？

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其他任何工作
我甚麼工都不拘，甚至體力勞動

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挖坑都做

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你似乎已經挖了

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她聽起來是個八婆

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- 對，她算是
- 我估她沒有幫你安排？

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（碧嘉）

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沒有，她只說會幫我留意任何侍應空缺

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你應該把這一切寫下來

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《育嬰》，就像史提芬京的恐怖小說一樣

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- 或者吧
- 當生活過得不如意

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就寫下來

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你的目的地在前方60米右側

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好，我要收線了，我要和哥斯拉老母對決

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我愛你，轉頭再傾，拜

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有何貴幹？

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我是來見博先生的

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他在六樓

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嗨

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嘩

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我們發夢都沒想過會見到這個

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抱歉，我的…

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保姆要暫時回瑞典領取諾貝爾獎

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你好，我是羅倫斯J.博

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瑪歌M.米勒

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瑪歌，不如先坐低？

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麥克已經把你恐嚇他的事情告訴了我們

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我沒有恐嚇他

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好了，你要聽我講

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我曾經被人話生得似浣熊

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其實我的性格和牠們確實似

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可愛友善，但絕對惹不得

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好，伊莉莎白，到我講

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瑪歌，我從事法律工作的方式有點反傳統

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我鍾意走最快獲得快樂的捷徑

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你覺得怎樣？有興趣一起走捷徑嗎？

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聽起來不錯

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確實如此

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昨天你出現在我委託人的辦公室時
他感到非常不安

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他其實不安至極

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他覺得自己被勒索

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勒索？

144
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你肯定以為自己很醒目

145
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- 設個小陷阱
- 伊莉莎白，請別開口

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瑪歌，我們準備開支票

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我們會為你的孩子將五萬元存入信託戶口

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投資到共同基金裏

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當然，這筆錢會不斷增值

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到孩子18歲時，就會增值到大概…

151
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三十萬

152
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到時筆錢會歸他所有

153
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作為交換

154
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你必須承諾，無論現在或將來
都不得踏入富勒頓學院

155
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以及不得聯絡麥克或他的家人

156
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你也必須簽署保密協議

157
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以及放棄所有未來索賠的權利

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所以呢？

159
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你意下如何？

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我同意

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你確定？

162
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但這代表你無法取用那筆錢

163
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下個月的租金怎麼辦？

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（蘇絲）

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我知道

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但那是菩提子的信託基金

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對

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喂，你在哪？

169
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我快返到屋企了，轉頭見

170
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,476
噢，很好，因為…

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甚麼？

172
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- 唏
- 唏

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發生甚麼事？

174
00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:20,490
他一整天都在清潔，你爸

175
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現在他在裏面擦拭家電

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甚麼？

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爸，你在做甚麼？

178
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這是焗爐，不是鑊

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你其實不需要做這些

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我需要，令我保持忙碌

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餓嗎？

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- 小朋友幾好嗎？
- 他很好

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你應該換個位置，免得左右不平衡

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我去應門

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別起身，蘇絲

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搞邊科？

187
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你在這裏做甚麼？

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對，我出席五朔節派對遲到了

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確實如此

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00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:13,919
你氣色好好

191
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,672
媽，你怎麼來了？

192
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,675
我個女住這裏，還有孫仔

193
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對，我知道
當然了，我隨時歡迎你來

194
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只是…你沒事先通知我

195
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,348
我想給你一個驚喜

196
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,142
我把你條裙帶來了

197
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- 裙？
- 對，在我…那天穿

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哪天？

199
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是你的伴娘裙

200
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,819
我是你的伴娘？

201
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,404
等陣，你要結婚？

202
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:45,951
對，我和一個可愛男士訂婚了

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嘩

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恭喜

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多謝

206
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:57,880
上半身可能有點緊，但在婚禮舉行前

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我們會試身，星期三9點

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天啊，好靚

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00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,262
是嗎？你真的鍾意？你保證？

210
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,724
這是我見過最靚的裙

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對，真的好靚

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00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:15,314
你知道的，你的手…有油

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好的，那麼…我30分鐘後要開工

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所以我…要走了

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衰神，再次見返你，我好開心

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- 正
- 還有

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我會將試身地址傳給你

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好，拜拜

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拜

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好

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爸，你還好嗎？

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好，我很好

223
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我要去清潔…洗點東西

224
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,477
我要去買尿片

225
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,562
你可以幫我睇住他大概一個鐘嗎？

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當然可以

227
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謝謝

228
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（尿片）

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（總額157.83元）

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總共238蚊

231
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最後一腳

232
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好…

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- 這…有點誇張
- 小朋友

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好，給我抱

235
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,112
只要搖一搖他就行了

236
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,322
好了

237
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,658
對，他沒事了

238
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,495
- 喂，寶寶
- 唏

239
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:56,081
唏，他還好嗎？

240
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,917
噢，他很乖

241
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,086
因為你是個乖乖小朋友

242
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,880
好

243
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:06,049
過來，是時候小睡了

244
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,928
慢動作抱摔

245
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,184
噢，等陣，那是阿拉貝拉

246
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,936
我都不知道她去了全精英摔角

247
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,354
對，她幾個月前才加入的

248
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:23,442
她之前隸屬世界摔角娛樂
但被終止合約了

249
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:24,526
因為她…

250
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,945
你有沒有聽過OnlyFans？

251
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,115
當然，大家都知道，那是素人色情網

252
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:31,366
其實不只有色情

253
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,869
真的，很多角色扮演者都在OnlyFans賺錢

254
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,997
聽說阿拉貝拉有不少粉絲

255
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,042
但世界摔角娛樂不想和那個網站扯上關係

256
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,168
多少？

257
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,504
甚麼？

258
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,005
她賺了多少錢？

259
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:48,008
她說在OnlyFans一個月賺的錢

260
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,801
比起打一整年摔角還要多

261
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,514
別說話，她要出最後一招了

262
00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:58,352
好

263
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:02,731
好，如果我要殺人，就會用這招

264
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,486
喂

265
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:08,694
聽住

266
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:14,076
蘇絲提到你可能要找個新室友

267
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,162
而我需要有地方住

268
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,627
所以…

269
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,338
我是說，聽住，我付不起貴租

270
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:30,175
離婚幾乎令我破產，但我可以煮飯和清潔

271
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,681
而且我可以有更多時間陪你
補償之前錯過了的日子

272
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,938
好，你的沉默已經很清楚

273
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,147
不是…

274
00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:51,655
不，我們確實需要新室友
而且有你陪我會很不錯

275
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:53,949
但是？

276
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:57,870
我對吸毒者的統計數據有點認識

277
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:02,749
如果你要留低，就絕對不能再碰毒品

278
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,462
因為你要和菩提子一起生活

279
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,509
瑪歌…我沒碰毒品很久了

280
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:17,472
是我自己要求入戒毒所的

281
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,436
為甚麼是我？
你不去問安茱亞或者你其中一個仔？

282
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,522
我睇過他們的Instagram
知道他們不愁沒錢

283
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:28,233
我的治療師認為
我和他們的關係會造成壓力

284
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:29,902
誘使我症狀復發

285
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,363
如果自己一個人住呢？

286
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:35,741
我肯定會復發

287
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,744
得我一個人的話，沒有要保持清醒的誘因

288
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,334
你們兩個決定吧

289
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,086
無論點我都無所謂

290
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,520
情況有多壞？

291
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:11,401
你也知道
多年來我的脊椎做過不少次手術

292
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:16,782
根本不可能不食止痛藥

293
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,451
跟足處方劑量服用也是不可能

294
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:24,122
先囤積後濫藥，一次過大量食

295
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:28,710
然後變了食白粉

296
00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:35,300
不過我已經下定決心

297
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,806
絕對不會重蹈覆轍

298
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,855
你知道我愛你

299
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,734
爸，你知道嗎？

300
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,211
你可以留低

301
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:19,553
慢慢來…好好考慮一下，你和蘇絲兩個人

302
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:22,264
我想你留低

303
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:37,863
連我一生都帶走

304
00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:43,410
因為我無法自拔地

305
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:49,791
愛上了你

306
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:54,087
猶如河流

307
00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:56,882
緩緩流進大海

308
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,760
甜心，就順其自然吧

309
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:04,181
我們的愛點注定

310
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,641
好，停

311
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,519
“天注定”

312
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,898
- 甚麼？
- “我們的愛天注定”

313
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,234
你唱的是“我們的愛點注定”

314
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:18,904
好

315
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,365
還有，你有點走音

316
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:24,868
不好意思，甚麼？

317
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:30,082
噢，天啊，莎恩，那是貓王的歌

318
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,293
我們點解不能唱披頭四？

319
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:38,549
因為我們要在貓王教堂結婚

320
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:42,135
你知道我有多鍾意貓王

321
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:44,471
這首歌甚至不是在歌頌愛情

322
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,181
“傻人倉促相愛”

323
00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:48,642
- 你覺得我們是傻人嗎？
- 不是

324
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:53,397
這首歌是關於愛的力量

325
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,900
在愛面前，我們毫無抵抗力

326
00:21:56,984 --> 00:22:00,195
這是我和你在一起時的感覺

327
00:22:00,946 --> 00:22:06,034
完全無法控制因你而燃燒的愛火

328
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,954
或者我們可以唱《燃燒的愛》

329
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:11,915
好…

330
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:14,501
唏，我們不如各讓一步

331
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:18,839
披頭四唱過一首《順其自然》

332
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,926
或者我們可以唱貓王的《但願是我》

333
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,681
我想講，其實幾溫馨

334
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:28,807
噢，拜託

335
00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:29,892
確實溫馨

336
00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:31,727
老實講，我不是針對堅尼

337
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,396
但他的人生可能從沒有過大起大落

338
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,982
所以這次他才想去到最盡，榨乾榨淨

339
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:38,817
好似我現在一樣

340
00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:41,403
現在所有事情都非得扯上哺乳嗎？

341
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,489
我這邊完事了再打給你

342
00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:47,409
你食飽了嗎？

343
00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:01,089
好

344
00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:29,868
唉

345
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:41,922
我應該要收觀賞費

346
00:23:57,104 --> 00:24:00,274
（註冊以支援您最愛的創作者）

347
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,027
帳戶名稱

348
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:05,112
（建立您的帳戶）

349
00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:12,202
（波霸妹豬）

350
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,877
（椰菜波波）

351
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:33,432
（餓鬼）

352
00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:39,646
（餓鬼）

353
00:24:46,153 --> 00:24:47,821
（貝芬妮烘培廚房）

354
00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:49,323
（瑪莉雅99，跟我學意文）

355
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:50,991
（小珍揸大車）

356
00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:54,286
（玩腳遊戲）

357
00:24:58,207 --> 00:24:59,499
（星期三緊火）

358
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,380
我們萬聖節要做甚麼？

359
00:25:07,049 --> 00:25:08,425
請你食我個南瓜

360
00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:11,386
花生果醬快活時光

361
00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:13,138
花生果醬快活時光

362
00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:14,431
花生果醬…

363
00:25:14,515 --> 00:25:15,891
花生果醬搞搞震

364
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,809
- 花生果醬…
- 等陣

365
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:20,229
（品鵰小龍女）

366
00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:23,815
（打賞50蚊貼士
我用條毒舌品評你隻鵰）

367
00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:30,405
那夠買一整包尿片了

368
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:49,258
可能會有人想和媽咪上床

369
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,428
有個女孩在做不錯的生意

370
00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:57,683
就是客人傳賓周相給她來個毒舌品評

371
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:01,812
點解會有男人願意付出50蚊
讓人羞辱他們的賓周？

372
00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:05,566
陰莖厭惡本身就是一種次文化

373
00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:08,068
不只關乎其外觀或者性能

374
00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:11,905
但在Me Too事件之後，還扯上了道德問題

375
00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:15,534
或者那就是我要做的事

376
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:19,329
我會運用我的寫作技巧提供有建設

377
00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:22,624
又能娛樂大家的器官分析

378
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:24,543
兩位早晨

379
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,129
你在浴室裏待了35分鐘

380
00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:29,047
如果是健康問題，無所謂，但…

381
00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:32,217
是你的前列腺嗎？

382
00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:35,137
我的前列腺沒事，謝謝關心

383
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:39,474
我會冥想，需要一個坐得舒服的狹小地方

384
00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:41,935
我聽到…聲音

385
00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:44,021
那是我在唸梵咒

386
00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:47,357
噢，弊了，我試身要遲到了

387
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,485
爸，你可以幫我睇住菩提子嗎？

388
00:26:50,569 --> 00:26:52,446
- 我會睇住他
- 不了，我帶他走

389
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:55,490
不，瑪歌…我…搞得掂他

390
00:27:03,457 --> 00:27:04,458
無問題

391
00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,629
婚姻之外可有別的生活？

392
00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:11,131
她還未做的事情太多

393
00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:16,220
在她的家庭之外，可有別的生活？

394
00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:18,305
她已經完成自己的責任

395
00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:21,266
她該去做自己敢做的事嗎？

396
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:23,435
她不是想要離開

397
00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:30,359
她只是好奇，外面可有別的生活？

398
00:27:36,782 --> 00:27:37,783
多謝

399
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,786
你們兩個都好靚

400
00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:42,996
最靚的新娘子和伴娘

401
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,165
母女檔，不得了

402
00:27:45,249 --> 00:27:46,500
我轉頭返來

403
00:27:54,049 --> 00:27:56,385
好，很好，對

404
00:27:57,052 --> 00:28:00,639
媽，條裙好靚，你簡直是女神

405
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,766
連我自己都覺得靚

406
00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:06,687
- 你也充滿仙氣
- 多謝

407
00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:13,235
可以做你伴娘，我真的好感動

408
00:28:15,654 --> 00:28:17,447
因為沒有其他人選，所以…

409
00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,701
你不覺得你其實可以

410
00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:21,952
換個比較好的講法嗎？

411
00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:26,665
例如 “乖女，根本不可能有別的人選

412
00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:30,419
我最深愛、最珍惜的就是你”

413
00:28:30,502 --> 00:28:32,004
好吧

414
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,723
你跟爸爸說的時候有看到他的表情嗎？

415
00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:44,600
沒有

416
00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:46,018
有，你看到了

417
00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:48,520
我看得出你察覺到他心碎了

418
00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:53,525
你有想過或者你們可以破鏡重圓嗎？

419
00:28:55,569 --> 00:28:59,072
我已經名花有主，我和堅尼訂婚了

420
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:05,329
爸爸要搬來和我們住

421
00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:08,248
你說甚麼？

422
00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:12,169
他需要住的地方
而我需要新室友，所以…

423
00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:15,797
等陣，等等

424
00:29:15,881 --> 00:29:18,967
衰神要搬去你間屋？

425
00:29:19,051 --> 00:29:20,969
- 是有點風險，我知道
- 不，不是有風險

426
00:29:21,053 --> 00:29:23,263
- 是荒謬絕倫，你傻了嗎？
- 媽

427
00:29:23,347 --> 00:29:24,473
你有個仔

428
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:27,059
對，他可以幫手湊

429
00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:28,894
我失業了，記得嗎？

430
00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:30,979
而且托兒所要排半年才有空位

431
00:29:31,063 --> 00:29:32,231
唉，有無搞錯

432
00:29:32,898 --> 00:29:34,066
你們還好嗎？

433
00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,317
我們要獨處一陣

434
00:29:36,068 --> 00:29:37,569
你到底在想甚麼？

435
00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:40,572
他對菩提子只會有壞影響

436
00:29:40,656 --> 00:29:42,991
他對我也有壞影響嗎？

437
00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,744
幸好他總是不在你的身邊

438
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:47,663
你點解嬲成這樣？

439
00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:50,457
你要戒掉這個壞習慣

440
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:51,583
甚麼壞習慣？

441
00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:54,586
就是做任何事都…

442
00:29:54,670 --> 00:29:56,922
罔顧後果的壞習慣

443
00:29:57,005 --> 00:29:59,424
甚麼意思？我被人搞大個肚？

444
00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:03,428
對，大學生被教授搞大個肚

445
00:30:03,512 --> 00:30:05,597
- 正是我要說的
- 收聲

446
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:09,059
- 你說甚麼？
- 我叫你收聲

447
00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:12,229
我是你媽，他從來不是你爸

448
00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:14,982
但不會，你不會叫他收聲，對嗎？

449
00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:18,861
不，你只會歡迎他搬進來，和他一起煲劇

450
00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:23,156
你知道單親媽媽有多難做嗎？

451
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,449
知道，我大概知道

452
00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:25,701
大概

453
00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:28,829
我跟你說，條路只會越來越難行

454
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:32,332
看來你也想我因為大肚而向你道歉

455
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,252
這就是他的作風

456
00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:42,009
每隔半年過來一次，送你玩具，扮英雄

457
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:48,640
一秒都好，你有沒有諗過

458
00:30:48,724 --> 00:30:51,977
問我可不可以搬回來和我住？

459
00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:53,604
甚麼？

460
00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:57,816
你成間屋都是你的…

461
00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:00,527
衫褲鞋襪和美容精華液

462
00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:03,488
所以我沒諗過，那裏沒有育嬰的地方

463
00:31:03,572 --> 00:31:05,324
這不代表你不能問我

464
00:31:13,999 --> 00:31:15,834
唉，激死我

465
00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:24,635
原來你有自己的孭仔帶

466
00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:26,470
噢，對，這對我的背脊比較好

467
00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:28,555
不會對腰椎施加太大壓力

468
00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:30,724
是碧嘉

469
00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:32,476
喂，姐妹

470
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:33,894
嗨，姐妹

471
00:31:33,977 --> 00:31:35,562
一星期打兩次來

472
00:31:35,646 --> 00:31:37,856
對，我在想…

473
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,527
讀大學就是鼓勵人思考嘛

474
00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:42,611
怎麼了？

475
00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:45,447
我對衰神搬進來有點意見

476
00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:48,283
小癲，我知道

477
00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:52,120
畢竟他幾乎將你媽變成癲婆

478
00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:56,166
但他可以幫我湊仔，還會清潔浴室

479
00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:58,377
- 好吧
- 用牙刷

480
00:31:59,461 --> 00:32:01,380
瑪歌，這不是小事

481
00:32:01,463 --> 00:32:03,757
這…是大事

482
00:32:05,384 --> 00:32:06,385
等陣

483
00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:10,556
我可以提出一個理性建議嗎？別嬲我

484
00:32:10,639 --> 00:32:11,890
甚麼建議？

485
00:32:12,641 --> 00:32:15,561
你那個教授，他有一點講得對

486
00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:18,063
你可以寫作，你有光明未來

487
00:32:19,523 --> 00:32:20,858
那不是建議

488
00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:23,402
你應該讀大學

489
00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:25,279
對，說得好像有可能似的

490
00:32:25,362 --> 00:32:28,782
有可能，只要理性處理就可以

491
00:32:28,866 --> 00:32:32,619
寄養，暫時就行，到你能夠維持生活就好

492
00:32:32,703 --> 00:32:34,872
你把菩提子交給充滿愛的寄養家庭

493
00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:36,206
住在附近的某家人

494
00:32:36,290 --> 00:32:37,958
你黐了線嗎？

495
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:40,586
這樣你就可以每日去探他

496
00:32:42,171 --> 00:32:44,256
你怎麼能提出這種建議？

497
00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:47,426
菩提子需要一個顧得掂自己的母親

498
00:32:47,509 --> 00:32:49,344
對，我顧得掂自己

499
00:32:49,887 --> 00:32:51,221
你不需要發嬲

500
00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:52,472
我已經發了

501
00:32:52,556 --> 00:32:56,059
我說，誰會輕易把親生骨肉拿去寄養？

502
00:32:56,143 --> 00:32:59,980
別拿我出氣，和有婦之夫上床的人是你

503
00:33:13,327 --> 00:33:16,580
我不能否認自己也試過將朋友沖入馬桶

504
00:33:17,289 --> 00:33:18,665
沒救了嗎？

505
00:33:18,749 --> 00:33:20,667
不，這種東西還算耐用

506
00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:22,794
幸好你的馬桶開口夠窄

507
00:33:33,263 --> 00:33:35,098
我是來道歉的

508
00:33:36,099 --> 00:33:40,437
我不應該對你發那麼大的脾氣

509
00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:46,568
不過對象是你的話

510
00:33:47,569 --> 00:33:49,488
可以讓我們獨處一陣嗎？

511
00:33:49,571 --> 00:33:51,490
甚麼？這間屋是我的

512
00:33:51,573 --> 00:33:54,576
我想和你爸傾幾句，可以嗎？

513
00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:09,299
這是個錯誤

514
00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:11,217
大錯特錯

515
00:34:12,261 --> 00:34:14,137
你要這樣想，我也沒辦法

516
00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:25,607
你到底可以有多自私？

517
00:34:28,193 --> 00:34:31,196
你拋妻棄女，幾乎毀了她的人生

518
00:34:32,656 --> 00:34:33,824
現在呢？

519
00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:38,161
你想回來確保她的人生盡毀嗎？

520
00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:41,456
根據我的觀察，我們的女兒沒有被毀掉

521
00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:44,376
對，因為有我在

522
00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:47,795
我會繼續守住她

523
00:34:50,424 --> 00:34:53,927
瑪歌還是個孩子，但她有個仔

524
00:34:54,011 --> 00:34:57,347
她沒必要再照顧多一個你

525
00:34:57,431 --> 00:35:00,017
媽，我覺得你講夠了

526
00:35:00,851 --> 00:35:04,605
你水浸眼眉

527
00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:08,567
不是你的錯，只是單親媽媽必然的經歷

528
00:35:08,650 --> 00:35:11,653
生活拮据、徬徨無助，水浸眼眉

529
00:35:12,404 --> 00:35:14,865
我經歷過，他沒有

530
00:35:14,948 --> 00:35:16,825
而他現在蒲頭…

531
00:35:16,909 --> 00:35:18,327
你講夠了

532
00:35:23,624 --> 00:35:24,625
嘩

533
00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:31,632
拜拜，爹哋

534
00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:44,353
抱歉

535
00:35:45,938 --> 00:35:47,105
那樣說對你不公平

536
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,775
不，不是的

537
00:35:50,275 --> 00:35:53,529
我配不上讓你這麼

538
00:35:53,612 --> 00:35:55,197
百般包容

539
00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:57,908
但我會努力

540
00:35:57,991 --> 00:36:03,080
我會成為你和孫仔引以自豪的人

541
00:36:03,747 --> 00:36:04,748
對

542
00:36:07,376 --> 00:36:10,045
你搬走的確是合情合理的做法

543
00:36:13,924 --> 00:36:15,175
求你別走

544
00:36:34,945 --> 00:36:37,823
（簡歷，我正式下海）

545
00:36:39,825 --> 00:36:42,828
寂寞性感妹豬，缺錢

546
00:36:44,621 --> 00:36:46,623
我也會品評賓周

547
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:51,253
如果想知道你條賓周似邊隻小精靈

548
00:36:51,336 --> 00:36:55,340
有甚麼攻擊技能，打賞20蚊貼士就得

549
00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:18,113
（儲存）

550
00:37:24,328 --> 00:37:27,039
（餓鬼，訂閱，8.99美元）

551
00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:38,717
你沒錯

552
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,303
你是她的母親，菩提子的婆婆

553
00:37:42,012 --> 00:37:45,182
你認為他對屋企構成威脅

554
00:37:45,265 --> 00:37:46,433
我是說，你…

555
00:37:46,517 --> 00:37:48,936
有責任提出異議

556
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,854
癮君子？

557
00:37:52,481 --> 00:37:53,690
剛出戒毒所？

558
00:37:55,234 --> 00:38:00,155
我不知道，但我或者可以更加…

559
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:01,240
更加甚麼？

560
00:38:02,783 --> 00:38:04,868
母豬也會保護自己的豬仔

561
00:38:10,624 --> 00:38:12,292
講你啊，母豬

562
00:38:26,682 --> 00:38:28,350
- 好吧
- 搞邊科？

563
00:38:28,433 --> 00:38:29,852
那條友有病？

564
00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:31,353
好了，停止

565
00:38:39,653 --> 00:38:41,905
我們要洗白白，對嗎？

566
00:38:42,573 --> 00:38:47,911
對，白白豬，洗白白

567
00:38:48,871 --> 00:38:51,748
白白豬…

568
00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:05,971
你知嗎？

569
00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:10,601
別聽旁人的胡言亂語

570
00:39:10,684 --> 00:39:13,312
他們都亂講

571
00:39:15,189 --> 00:39:19,693
例如你怎樣毀掉我的人生

572
00:39:19,776 --> 00:39:22,863
或者可能已毀掉我的人生之類

573
00:39:27,326 --> 00:39:29,119
你成就了我的人生

574
00:39:31,914 --> 00:39:34,166
雖然令我的人生變得艱難，不過…

575
00:39:35,501 --> 00:39:37,628
你始終造就了我

576
00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:43,383
某種程度上，你造就了現在的我

577
00:39:46,678 --> 00:39:47,679
看看現在的我

578
00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:54,937
我快要出人頭地

579
00:39:56,313 --> 00:39:58,315
怎樣出人頭地法…

580
00:39:58,815 --> 00:40:01,818
我未知，不過…

581
00:40:04,321 --> 00:40:05,322
我感覺得到

582
00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:10,244
我們快要出人頭地

583
00:40:20,045 --> 00:40:22,965
（你有新的訂閱者
收到新的20.00元貼士）

584
00:40:24,174 --> 00:40:26,385
噢，大癲

585
00:40:28,095 --> 00:40:29,388
我有粉絲

586
00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:32,826
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