So how does Daddy survive exactly?
I don't think there's any social security
'cause I don't really recall him ever having a 'real' job.
Yeah, I...
I'm not completely sure.
You know, he always seems to have projects.
Uh-huh.
He's gonna look old, isn't he?
Well, yeah, I guess.
You said it's been two years?
Give or take, yeah.
I remember you flew back here to see him.
We met at a restaurant.
He said his place wasn't, uh, presentable.
Well, yeah. It probably wasn't.
I still think about mom's funeral.
That wasn't good.
He was very upset though.
The last time he called me,
well, the last times he called me
you know, he puts on a little show.
The 'Dad' act, but...
you know in the end, it's always about money.
Did you give him any?
No.
Well, a few years ago I did.
Richard was furious when he found out I'd sent it.
But after that, no way.
You?
Well, yeah. Sure, I've...
I helped him out here and there.
Man, Sheryl didn't like it either.
It's probably why she divorced you.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
It's okay. There were other reasons.
I'm sorry, Jeff.
You see this?
Man, those skater kids are everywhere.
They grow like weeds.
My Louis is a skater.
He's the anarchist of the family.
How old is he now? Twelve?
Thirteen.
I did feel I needed to help him out for those few, you know, emergencies.
What are you talking about?
The well, and the septic disaster.
You knew about that, right?
No.
Well, he really needed help, so...
And then the wall thing.
The wall thing?
Yeah.
This wall collapsed,
and part of his house apparently caved in.
Or almost did.
Come on, Emmy. He called you about that, no?
No.
Huh. Wow.
Man, that was expensive.
He told me recently he can barely pay for electricity.
Or the phone bill.
His landline?
Yeah, his landline.
Dad's place is just over this next hill, I think.
Or maybe the next one.
Okay.
Nowheresville.
Should probably get this driveway graded.
Okay.
I brought a few things for him.
Of course you did.
That's not looking too good.
- Hey! - Oh, hi, Daddy.
- Hi, Dad, it's us. - Hey, Emily.
Come on in, Jeff.
Come on in.
Yeah.
- Come on in. - Excuse me.
Okay.
Okay, well, you look fantastic.
And you don't look any older.
That's debatable, but thank you.
Hey, son.
Hey, that's a really great color on you.
Oh, thanks.
And on you, too.
Oh, what a nice sweater, Jeff.
Oh, look at that.
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
I think it's a family thing.
Yeah.
Alright, so here we go.
- Sorry. - Oh, sorry.
Well, it's good to see you, son.
You've always been my favorite son.
Well, your only son.
As far as we know.
There's that same sense of humor, huh?
Come on inside.
Okay.
Yeah.
Welcome.
Oh, I like this chair.
Oh, yeah. That, that's a special chair.
Friend of mine made that and...
it's nice 'cause it swivels and you look out the window.
- Oh, this is really nice, Daddy! - Isn't it?
- So peaceful. - Yeah.
What is this?
These are just some things I brought for you.
Oh, wow. Oh, gosh!
Wow, thanks.
Looks like real, real quality here.
Well, have a seat, darling.
Make yourselves at home.
- Thanks, Dad. - Thank you.
Hey, your furniture is kinda stylish.
I like it.
Yeah, it's old.
- Really? - Yeah.
It's still in pretty good shape.
Okay. Thanks.
I want you guys to know that I'm so glad you're here.
It really means a lot to me.
And it's so great to see you both.
And, and I know it's been a while.
Can I get you anything?
Some, how about some water or...
Is it your, your well water?
Is the pump and all that fixed?
Yeah. All working now, you know.
All working thanks to you.
Thank you, son.
Let's get a little water going.
What about ice?
I think I got ice around here.
Oh, no. Thanks though.
- I'd like some ice. - Oh, good. Ice coming up.
I wish I had some lemon or something to go with it.
Okay.
Here comes the water.
Thanks, son.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
Well...
Let's have a toast to...
To your wonderful mother.
To... to our wonderful mother.
- I'll drink to that. To mom. - Yeah.
Is it okay to toast with water though?
Oh, gosh. I, I think so.
It's the purest drink.
And your mother loved water.
And don't forget she was a water sign, you know.
Aquarius is a water sign?
- Yeah. Aquarius is a water sign. - Yeah.
Not a water sign, but a water carrier.
Do you hear that dripping?
What is that?
Oh, it's the...
It's the kitchen faucet.
You can't seem to shut it off tight enough...
But it does go away after a while.
Wow. Wilhelm Reich, The Mass Psychology of Fascism.
I didn't realize you read this kind of thing, Daddy.
I had interests.
It's been a while.
Noam Chomsky.
Diogenes? Interesting.
Father of cynicism.
That's appropriate.
How are things back home, Em? How are the kids?
Both are doing well.
Jennifer is a junior in high school.
She's very smart and confident, and...
Louis is in middle school.
He's in a bit of an awkward phase, but...
he's finding himself.
And... what about Richard?
Fine. Solid as a rock.
- Alright. - As always.
Jeff, how's Sheryl?
I mean, do you still even stay in touch, or...
No, Dad, we don't.
That's tough, man. I'm, I'm really sorry.
What about work? Is work going well?
Yes. Yeah, thanks.
I got, I... I got that promotion I told you about.
And I... and yeah.
Working away.
Okay, well, hey, I'm really proud of you, son.
You've really done well for yourself.
Well, thanks, Dad.
Peaceful view, Dad.
With the pond, the trees, and the horizon.
So quiet here.
Yeah.
It's a step away from the so-called 'real world'.
I made some tea.
Oh... tea.
Yes. I found some in the back of the cupboard.
Thanks, Em. I could use some tea.
I didn't even know we had tea.
That's a nice watch, Daddy.
Is that a Rolex?
No, no.
Yeah, I mean it's a...
it's a fugazi.
A Chinese replica.
I liked the style.
Well, looks real nice.
Yeah.
What?
What do you say we... toast our tea to...
family relations.
Oh, okay.
To family relations.
To family, then.
- To family. - To family.
Good?
Excellent. Yeah.
Can you toast with tea though?
- Well. - Really?
I just want to show you some few things I got for you.
These are a few packages of pasta.
- Very good ones. Italian. - Oh, yeah.
And some marinara sauce with the cheese already in there.
Oh, it's so much easier for me.
- Thank you. - And crackers, some cookies.
Yeah, oh, yeah, cookies.
Jar of dill pickle spears.
Yeah, oh!
- Canned tuna, - Oh, man.
and that French mustard you like.
- Thanks for remembering. - Good stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
I got some fruit. Apples, a few oranges.
- That's the good stuff. - Yes. Got some of this.
Heaven's Door!
Mezcal, too. And some apple juice.
Okay. Thank you. Thank you.
There's some dried ramen noodles in there too.
Oh, man. You got everything.
Thank you!
- Much appreciated, son. - No problem.
Yeah. And thank you, too, Em.
Oh no, that's all from Jeff.
- Oh, well. - So kind of him.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's wild because you're planning on going into town,
doing a grocery shop,
you know, and then your kids show up on the front porch,
and I get this box with all this great stuff in it,
and Bob's your uncle.
English expression. "Bob's your uncle".
But Ted's our uncle.
Never mind.
Dad, do you want me to take a look back where the wall was rebuilt?
No, no.
It's fine. It's probably muddy and snowy back there.
I don't care about the mud.
I don't really want you to deal with it right now.
I'm... trying to...
Trying to what?
I'm trying to...
well, there's a busted pipe, and...
Well, let me just take a quick look then.
No, no, son!
No! I don't want to deal with it right now.
I just want to be together and
have this time... to spend together.
I just don't want to have to... worry about it right now.
Okay, Dad.
Yeah.
Are you gonna be okay with heating fuel for the rest of the winter?
Prices are outrageous.
Oh, yeah. I know they are.
But I've got this beautiful wood stove here.
I chop my own wood.
I'm like a real country bumpkin here.
You know, I got the...
I... I know what I'm doing around that.
It's good and therapeutic for me
'cause... there's nothing that feels as good as chopping.
You know what I mean?
When I'm chopping,
I'm on it, chopping and focused and chopping.
I just, I don't know.
I chop! And I chop! And I chop!
Whoa, okay, whoa!
Oh, god, I...
You're scaring me.
I... That, that was, that was wrong.
I-I'm sorry.
Sorry, honey. I got carried away.
Sorry, sorry. I'm...
Yeah.
Daddy, how's...
how's your health in general these days?
Everything okay?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good, in general.
Any, any recent episodes?
What do you mean?
Like... you know, like at mom's funeral.
Yeah. That, that was some time ago.
But that, that was a particular... thing.
Particular thing, yeah.
Very emotional.
Yeah.
Yeah, for us all.
Yeah, well, you two...
handled it admirably.
May I ask if you still take anything?
Take anything?
Well,
I take my coffee in the morning.
Yeah.
I mean like any medication.
Well, no. No. No.
No, nothing like that. No. Really.
Nothing like that.
If that's what you're asking me,
I don't... no.
I don't, I don't take drugs.
I do have a drink now and then.
But, no. Nothing. No, no...
no heroin, no cocaine,
no fentanyl, no oxycontin.
No LSD,
no marijuana. No uppers, no downers.
No goofballs, no... toad skins,
no... and you know,
no horse tranquilizers.
Okay. Daddy. I just...
I'm just asking if you take any medication like,
like prescriptions.
No.
You think I should?
No. I didn't say that.
I just, I just want you to feel good.
Yeah.
Okay. I... I do.
I feel good.
"Just like I knew that I would."
Well, can I get you anything else?
Any more water or tea, or... maybe some of Jeff's bourbon?
Oh, thanks, Dad.
I'm driving, but...
you know, it's getting late, we should probably get going.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, gee, okay.
Well, I... I could make dinner.
I have the pasta and...
the spaghetti sauce which has the cheese already in it.
I could... Or even you know,
you remember cookie chicken?
I remember cookie chicken.
Oh, yeah.
You think I can make cookie chicken?
Or ramen, or...
I wish we could.
But... maybe next time.
Yeah. Good.
- Yeah. - Okay.
I'm sorry. I wish you could stay longer.
It's been really great seeing you.
You really gotta go?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Well, gee, I...
Well, okay.
Okay.
- Love you, darlin'. - I love you, Daddy.
Thanks for comin' to see me.
Okay. Love you.
Okay. I love you, too, son.
Thanks for comin'.
- Great seeing you. - Good seeing you.
- To tide you over. - No.
No, no.
I really appreciate it, son.
Yeah.
- Okay. - Okay.
Dad, your truck.
What?
Kinda looks like shit. Does it even run?
Oh, yeah. The Chevy?
Oh, yeah. It's a little rough.
A little rough, but she's an old workhorse.
Really?
Doesn't look like it.
Hey, nice ride, son.
Oh, yeah. It's a hybrid.
I lease it.
Hybrid.
Well, great to see you, Dad.
Great to see you, son. Love you, darlin'.
- Bye, Daddy. - Bye.
Love you.
Hey, thanks for coming out and seeing your old Dad!
Yeah.
This really is some quality stuff.
Yep. Yep.
Well, that was strange.
I don't really know what to think.
I think he was happy to see us.
It's like they say, you can choose your friends and your lovers,
but you can't choose your family.
I wasn't talking about you, Em.
It's okay. I know what you meant.
He's always been a real character.
- A little mysterious. - Yeah.
Did he act kinda crazy even when we were little?
Yeah, but usually in sort of a fun way.
But later on, he wasn't really in my life all that much.
I kind of lost the connection.
I always wanted to look up to him.
I tried to, anyway.
Well, I'm glad we saw him.
Thanks for doing that.
Sure. I'm glad too.
Sort of.
Did you see that Rolex, though?
That was real.
- No. - Yep.
Really?
Hey, Charlotte. Yeah. What's up?
Yeah? That's interesting.
Hey, listen.
You...
you know, I came into some unexpected cash,
and I wondered if you wanted to meet me down at Shades for dinner and drinks?
The whole bit.
Yeah. My treat, of course.
Yeah...
Oh, good. It'd be good to see you, too.
Listen, you get there before I do, tell Tommy we want the usual booth.
You know the routine.
Yeah. Good. Alright. Twenty minutes.
I'll see you soon, baby.
Bye.
Okay.
A little on the...
Yeah, well, I'm very happy to see them on the one hand, but...
I just have to keep them from stirring things up, you know?
Yeah. Yeah, I still see them.
Now once a year, together, for afternoon tea.
Our yearly ritual.
Yeah, it really was an excellent suggestion on your part.
And we do speak on the phone. Every few weeks at least.
Well, Timothea calls more frequently than Lilith.
Yeah. She seems more in need of me,
even though she's the older one.
At times, she seems totally lost in the world.
But somehow, I... I worry more about Lilith.
Oh, dear. Our time is almost up, and they'll be arriving shortly.
Thank you so much for doing a phone session.
You are so very helpful, like a navigator.
Yeah, I'll see you next week, then?
Thank you. Next Tuesday.
Bye now. Bye.
Oh... darn it.
That's the ID number. Yeah, correct.
Murtagh Road.
Wha-- 45 to an hour?
Oh, gosh.
Okay.
Hello?
Hello, Mummy?
Hello, dear. Is everything alright?
No, actually.
My wretched car has broken down.
I'm stuck by the side of the road.
Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
I'm going to be late now.
- Don't worry. - I'm so sorry.
Lilith's not here either, and she's often late anyway.
Ha, yes.
You don't need me to come get you?
No. I've called the Automobile Association already.
Automobile Association to the rescue.
Yes. Indeed.
Okay. Take care, darling. Thanks for calling.
- See you soon. - Thanks, Mummy.
Do you really only see your ma once a year?
And not even on a holiday?
Yeah, no, we don't do holidays together.
But you have tea.
How very fucking traditional of you.
It is weird you and your sister both moved to Dublin to be near your ma,
and then only see her once a year.
Yeah. I guess the set-up is kinda strange.
Seems like you two grew up like butterflies
floating around each other in different directions.
- Do you ever miss living elsewhere? - Yeah.
Yeah, I miss Brussels. I loved it there.
Living all on my own.
Yeah, you do sometimes kinda sound sort of Belgian.
Yeah?
Well, you always fucking sound...
- Irish! - Yeah. I'm well aware of that.
- I met your sister once. - Yeah?
Timothea, right?
- Tim. - She's nice.
- Yeah. - How is she?
I don't know.
So, when we get close,
I wanna jump in back seat before we arrive, okay?
Why?
I thought I told you.
If we pull up and my mum sees us, I can tell her I took an Uber.
So, I'm your Uber driver? Really?
Well, you've got the hat!
Fuck off!
Sorry.
I'll tell her my Lexus is in the dealers.
- Your Lexus? - Yeah, my new Lexus!
So, as your Uber driver, am I supposed to pick you up?
Doesn't your sister live way far in the other direction?
Yeah, she lives in Nowheresville.
No, I'll ask my mum to call me an Uber and then it'll be on her account.
So somewhere around here,
you can pull over, and I'll get in the back.
Okay.
My chauffeur.
Fuck off.
Yes. I'd like to cancel a service call I made a little while ago.
Murtagh Road.
Yes. 7-7-2-3-3-5-3. Thank you.
Got you.
- Hi, Mum. - Hello, Lilith.
I like your hair.
Oh, thank you!
I like your outfit, too.
Yeah. Oh, you're ridiculous.
Look at my bag.
Designer bag.
Yeah. It was on sale.
Really?
Place looks amazing. Love it.
Well, thank you.
Actually it's exactly the same as last year.
I'll take your--
- Just here. - Okay.
Shall we sit and chat until Tim arrives?
Yeah. Here?
She called to say she had car trouble.
And then she called to say she was fine.
- So... - Okay.
So, I don't know.
Yeah.
And you? I saw you came with a car service.
Yeah, well, I have a Lexus.
A beautiful new one. Almost new.
But the dealer has it.
It's being detailed. It's a service they provide.
- Is that right? - Yeah.
Well, that's a nice perk.
Yeah, so I came in an Uber.
So pretty.
I was going to bring you some. But with the Uber and everything.
Well, it's sweet of you to think of me in any case.
So, how is everything?
Are you still with the gloriously handsome Robert?
You never met him!
No, but you texted me photos.
Without his shirt on, I might add.
Yeah... it's a while ago.
Well, he wants to marry me,
but I don't know, you know.
Well, that's exciting.
- You didn't tell me. - No.
What are your thoughts?
I have mixed thoughts, really.
He is rich, and handsome.
And says he adores me too. And seems to.
Oh, I should hope so.
- Yeah. - Well, how do you feel?
I don't know, Mum.
I'm not sure if I wanna be tied to a man.
Well...
You have to be sure, I guess.
If you want to make it work.
Yeah.
Your sister is here.
Oh, wonderful.
Hello, Mummy.
Timothea. How lovely to see you.
Look who's here!
Hello, Tim.
Hello, Lilith.
You look fantastic!
Oh, my, I don't know about that, but you do.
- Oh, it's so nice to see you. - Yeah.
Let me take these beautiful flowers.
Thank you.
I'll take your coat.
Okay.
Well, we seem to be accidentally color coordinated.
How embarrassing.
Oh. Yes, it is, isn't it?
- I love it. - Do you really?
Yeah. Red.
- I'll put these lovely flowers in a vase. - Yes.
So, how is everything?
Lil, it's... all good?
- Yeah. - I hope?
Yeah. Fantastic.
Yeah. Good.
I almost hate to say it, but my life's been like a dream.
Oh, great.
- Yeah. - Good. That's great to hear.
And you?
Me? Oh, well, oh...
You know. Ups and downs.
But everything's, everything's, it's good.
- I think. - Yeah?
Yeah. I love your hair.
Thank you.
- So cute. - Yours too.
Yes. So...
- Mom looks good. - Yeah.
- Doesn't she? - Yeah. She looks great.
She doesn't look old to you, does she?
Ah, no.
I... I think she looks great.
- Yeah, she does. - Yes.
Yeah. Amazing.
Reckless Moonlight.
Do you know about this one?
Yes. I saw it on the bestseller list.
Put it back.
Lilith. You know she doesn't like talking about her books with us.
I know, I know.
The Boundaries of Love.
- and Lilacs In The Snow. - Lilith, stop it, please!
An Unfaithful Tomorrow.
Girls.
Shall we go to the table?
Hey.
Wait for Mummy.
No.
No, this won't do.
Oh!
That's much better.
But your flowers were much more--
Loud.
Well, let's say prominent.
No, no. These are lovely.
It's perfect. Much better.
So, shall I be mother?
You might as well start sometime.
Oh. Thank you.
Mummy?
Thank you.
It's wonderful to see you both.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you, Mummy.
Thanks, Mum.
Lil.
Fuck, that is so good!
That looks delicious.
Where do you get that from again?
There's my favorite little shop in town that always has all the things I like.
You know, Walkers' shortbread fingers,
MacKay's marmalade, PG Tips tea.
And sometimes they just have these delicious little cakes.
So, whenever I crave one of my favorite treats,
I just pop down there,
and your uncle's name is Robert!
Love 'em!
Oh, it's heavenly.
Lil.
Sorry, I really...
I have this big sale online of some vintage clothes, and I have to close it.
Lil, not at table.
This tea is so good, Mummy.
There. All done!
It is.
The water makes all the difference.
Do you use bottled or filtered water?
I try to drink only pure bottled water from Iceland.
From Iceland? Is that right?
Well, for tea this water has been boiled,
but the water here is filtered.
That's good to know.
I still drink tap water, so...
No, you shouldn't, Tim.
I've heard people getting their tap water tested,
and they found horrible things in it.
You know, like cocaine, Covid,
E. Coli, amoebas, antibiotics,
fentanyl, all kinds of shit.
Lilith, that's terrible.
Where do you hear such things?
Some... podcast or something.
Oh, Lil.
So, Tim, what does your tap water taste like?
Well, I don't know. It just tastes like water.
I mean, does water even have a taste?
Well, of course it does.
It tastes like... water.
Yeah.
So, girls...
please give me some news.
How's everything going?
Oh.
You know...
Each year I check my Chinese horoscope,
and I'm a Sheep.
And a Capricorn.
Yes. And every year it says the same thing. It says,
"Another year with numerous minor obstacles
"but the Sheep will remain good-natured, and plod along."
Does it really say "plod along"?
Yes, well, something like that.
But your good nature is a wonderful gift, though.
Thank you--
My Chinese sign is...
- A dragon. - A dragon. Yes, we know that.
And usually, it says,
"the Dragon will have another fantastic year, with adventure and romance."
And is this true?
Yeah. No complaints really.
Well, I do have some good news I'd like to share.
Oh?
I've been promoted.
Tim!
I'm now on the executive board of the Heritage Council.
Fantastic, Tim!
The one that decides which old buildings in Dublin will be protected.
Well, that's wonderful news!
Have you started yet?
Well... the first full meeting's next week, but yes.
I am very excited.
- Cool. - Yes.
I'm very proud of you, Tim.
And all your work.
And I always have been.
Thank you, Mummy. I really do appreciate that.
I have some good news too!
Do you?
Yes.
So, I have a number of new clients.
I call disciples. Part of my community.
And they're all very popular influencers.
Well, that sounds like a good idea.
Influencers?
Can you explain that to me?
Oh boy, not now.
I'm sorry. I didn't want to interrupt your news, Tim.
I can tell you both about it another time.
But we are interested.
May I be excused?
- I just... -Yes, certainly, dear.
I need to go to the loo.
Tell me a joke.
So, in the universe, three planets are floating,
and they're having a grand time, having tea, PG tips.
"Oh, how are you?" "I'm good. How are you?"
Then a third planet comes along, and looks like shit.
Coughing.
And they say, "What is it with you? Why are you looking so shit?"
And then he says, "Oh, you know,
"it's just that I've caught this thing,
"it's called humanity."
And then they laugh, and they say, "Oh, that's okay.
"That one goes away."
- That is good! - Yeah.
Like my new watch?
Oh, yes. That's nice.
Oh, my!
Is that a Rolex?
Yes.
Oh! Very nice.
You can't tell it's fake, can you?
I bought it on Moore Street from some guys.
Don't you love it?
It's later than I thought.
Oh, it's not. Is it really?
But it seems you only just got here.
Yes. We've only just got here.
Well, time flies when you're having fun.
Some little things for each of you.
With some of the cakes you like.
I hope your little car will be running perfectly.
Oh, yes. I think it's fine.
And I assume you called an Uber.
Hey, Lil, would you like me to give you a lift home?
Oh, no, no. Thanks, sis.
Not sure your car would make it.
That's sweet of you, but it's an hour in the other direction.
And anyway, I was going to make some important calls on the way back.
So... Mum,
I feel really bad to even ask, but I had some trouble
with my Uber account on the way here, so, I was wondering--
But, dear, they brought you here, so I'm sure it's fine.
Yeah, no. It's not going to work on the way back.
Yeah. I can't explain really.
But... if I could use your account.
You know, I'm kinda stressed out about it.
Of course. Of course, darling.
I'll call you one.
Thanks a million, Mum.
I'll pay you back.
There. You put in your destination.
Okay.
Seven minutes.
I'll wait with you til the Uber comes then.
Alright, then.
Three minutes.
Goodbye, darling.
- Bye bye, Mummy. - Bye.
Careful, they're stronger than last time.
- Okay. - See you.
Thanks for waiting. Appreciate it.
Seat belt.
So, did you meet your weed guy there?
No, I get shrooms from him.
You still smoke a lot of weed these days?
Weed or hash rarely. But shrooms, yes.
I micro-dose. Little amounts each day.
I know what micro-dosing is.
I could sorta tell you were doing it.
- Really? - Yeah.
You could feel it?
Did you start recently? A month ago, while I was in New York?
Exactly. Like four weeks ago.
So, you can even sense the effects of a micro-dose?
Sorta. Twin factor.
Twin factor.
Plus that psilocybin is just some crazy shit, bro.
Saved my life in a way.
You know, it resets everything.
Brings everything back to zero.
Where each moment, is each moment.
Yeah. I could use some of that.
You smoke any weed these days?
No, no.
I try to stay as clear as possible these days.
Life is... tripped out enough for me.
So, this is gonna be kinda weird.
Going back to the apartment.
It'll be okay.
I guess it is kinda weird with all their stuff cleared out.
Thanks again for doing it all.
It's all good. It's Mom and Dad.
Wanna get a coffee for a second?
Yeah. Where should I go?
I don't know...
Take a left up there.
Thank you.
Good idea to get a coffee.
It's comforting.
Right?
Hey. Where are you?
Just in Nowheresville.
Nowhere special.
Yeah, I've been there.
What are you doing?
Just looking at this water.
And?
I was thinking about this cool Indigenous girl I met.
She kept referring to water as... medicine.
I don't know. It just keeps coming back to me.
Damn.
This whole world is so fragile.
Yeah, no shit.
Aren't you glad we have...
We had... such unconventional parents?
Yeah, who wants to be a square and live a conventional life?
True.
I guess being twins is already kind of unconventional.
Being your twin sure is.
I'm also sure there's a bunch of twins out there that are total fucking squares.
True.
This is a weird question,
but do you think the plane still would've crashed if Mom was the one flying it?
Knowing her, probably not.
They said it was some weird weather-related thing.
Who knows.
Didn't we talk about this already?
Those small planes are so fucking dangerous.
Yeah, well so are motorcycles.
Yeah, well, at least when I'm on a bike I'm not way up in the fucking sky.
No. You're not. Not literally.
I assume you still have your bike?
Yeah. My '84 Kawi 650.
That beat-up old black thing?
That's my baby.
It's like you said, though.
The world is really fragile, I think.
Anything can happen. It's all so...
random.
So, how's your love life, Boobie? You beating 'em back with a shovel?
Oh, shut up.
I really think you should move back here for a while.
Plus, you can keep their car.
I love that thing.
Classic Volvo 1800.
I don't want their car.
I'm not sure what I'm gonna do.
Well,
to quote the great Groucho Marx,
"Whatever it is, I'm against it."
Yeah, no shit.
Can you toast with coffee, though?
It doesn't matter.
Brutal.
Always.
Should we get the fuck outta here?
Yeah, let's go.
Thank you.
Goodbye.
Hey.
Do you feel any side effects from that weird virus
now that it's been a few months?
No. Not really.
It was nice that you called before I said anything though.
Yeah, it was weird.
Just for a moment, I thought I was getting it too.
So... then I called you.
- Twin factor. - Twin factor.
Everything good now though?
Virally speaking, yeah.
Oh shit.
What the fuck?
Aren't we, like, a block away?
It doesn't even look familiar.
Yeah. It all changes so fast.
It's all so fucking...
Impermanent.
Yeah.
We're almost there though.
Mom's old trick.
Yeah. Hope it still works.
Hey.
Hello.
I used to love this staircase when we were kids.
Same.
You're dead.
You alright?
Yeah.
Just thinking about Dad's cooking.
Yeah. It was good.
So good.
Mom and Dad's room.
Water?
- Medicine. -Yep.
Really?
Listen, man, I wouldn't wanna mix up our molecules.
Yeah, fuck you, and your damn molecules.
Saved some shit I wanna show you.
Billy. You did all this since we last spoke?
Yeah.
Organized it all.
Packed it all up.
Sent it to storage. Packed.
And... about two truckloads.
Well, two vans anyways.
That's amazing.
Thank you.
I am so impressed you organized it all.
Especially impressive for such a fuck up.
Thanks.
It wasn't actually that bad though.
Drove each load over, packed into the storage unit, and...
Bob's your uncle!
I love you.
Check this out.
This one first.
Wow.
I love this. I wanna keep this.
Take it. I scanned all these.
We didn't come out looking that much alike, did we?
- Really? - I don't think so.
It's a good thing, too.
Otherwise, I'd be too beautiful to deal with.
That's true.
Look at this one.
Damn, they were hot!
I never saw this one.
Look at Dad! A total fox.
What's that?
A marriage license?
Didn't Mommy say that she would never get married?
They didn't.
Did a little research, and...
it's all fake.
What?
I think they must have needed it for something involving the authorities.
It sure looks real.
It's not.
She fabricated the whole thing.
Well...
maybe them not getting officially married
is what kept them together.
Maybe. Yeah.
I'd like to think that their deep love had something to do with it.
You think?
Check these out.
Our birth certificates.
Are these fake, too?
No. I think they're real.
But didn't Mommy say that she lost our actual birth certificates?
Yeah, I know.
Man, she was problematic.
Tell me about it.
Wow.
So this makes us... actual, real-life New Yorkers.
- This is proof. - Yeah.
We're native New Yorkers.
And our passports are legit.
Wow.
That's so fucking cool.
Oh... my God!
Miss Falci's class.
- This is you. - Yeah, that's me.
We argued about the colors of the hats we were gonna use.
I remember.
We do look a lot alike.
We do. You got the eyes right.
The beady eyes.
And who thinks of a double-seat bike when you're like,
how old were you, like 6 or 5?
We were so innovative.
Look at this.
This is crazy.
Dad is from California?
Look how young he is.
Wow!
And Mom is from Ohio.
Yep. Look. South Carolina.
Jersey. Texas.
What?
And I got to keep Dad's beat-to-shit Rolex too.
Wasn't this Granddad's?
That's what Dad said, yeah.
I'm surprised he wasn't wearing it.
Yeah, me too.
But... nope.
It suits you.
Dependable, cool.
Little rough around the edges.
Just like you.
Wait. I got one more thing.
You're really, really gonna love this.
Mom.
Man, she's such a movie star.
But wait.
Oh, my God!
Okay.
Wait.
You can totally rock those. You look sick
- You think so? - Yeah.
You look tight.
Not as good as her.
Debatable.
I love you so much.
Thanks for being my brother.
I got you, man. Love you, too, Boobie.
We're gonna be okay.
Duh.
I got a box of other stuff for you at my place.
Just objects.
Little things I thought, you know, had their mojo in them.
I kept a box too, but...
you can have whatever you want.
Did they keep a lot of our old stuff?
Oh, yeah.
Toys, photos, drawings.
They kept like every drawing we ever made.
They even kept the principal's letter from that one time we got suspended.
- Wow. - You'll see.
It's not like I threw anything away, its all... carefully packed into storage.
Good luck finding anything though. It's... mad full.
What are we gonna do with it all?
I don't know.
Do we have to know right now?
No. Can't really deal with it.
Madame Gautier, you startled us.
What are you two doing here?
Just here for a last visit.
This is no longer your apartment.
Skye just got back.
We wanted to say goodbye one last time.
You know your parents, bless their souls, still owed three month's rent.
As I told you, Billy, the agency could've seized all they had.
Yes.
She was nice enough to prevent that, and let me move everything out.
Yes, I did.
I kept my word with you, Billy.
I hope I won't regret it.
Okay.
Give me back the keys when you leave.
I will. Thank you.
Thank you, Madame Gautier.
I'm very happy to see you again.
It's nice to see you, my little Skye.
Ciao.
Do you ever think about where they died?
Does it matter? Where you die?
I don't know.
Like, do we even know why they were flying a plane in the Azores?
Do we even know why they were ever doing anything anywhere?
I mean...
Oh my God.
It's Mom's favorite song.
Oh, yeah.
Do it.
Eighteen.
Damn, Billy.
You really cleaned them out.
Yeah.
And this unit goes back way deep too.
It never really seemed like they had that much shit.
They really squirreled a lot of stuff away.
Shit really adds up, don't it?
Half of this stuff is still boxed up from our grandparents.
What are we gonna do with it all?
I don't know.
Do we have to know right now, though?
No.
Can't really deal with it.