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《愛犬莫福》

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來看看假日的天氣預報

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昨晚波士頓市中心降雪量達11.5英寸

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看來我們會迎來非常雪白的聖誕節

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建議各位替除雪機加滿油
因為接下來還會下更多雪

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拜託,幫個忙,莫福

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你的另一隻靴子呢?

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好吧,只能變通一下了

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莫福,出來

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出來嘛,兒子,拜託

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莫福,我也不願意這樣,好嗎?

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好了,兒子,進去吧

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莫福,進去吧

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我們下週見

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我愛你,兒子

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去吧,乖狗狗

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嗨,莫福

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嗨,兒子

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真乖

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別動

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很棒,嗨,兒子

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我好想你

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變通得有夠爛

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我們來幫你打理一下,好嗎?

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來吧

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感覺如何?

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對啊

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感覺棒不棒?

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好,莫福

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我有事要告訴你

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看著我

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就是

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我和羅斯

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沒有,他不在這裡

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以後也不會在

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我也很想他,但真的沒辦法

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我知道你還不適應,兒子

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但你會習慣的

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好啦

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擊掌

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好

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這隻最棒

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而且牠要跟我們回家囉

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聖誕氣氛,不會太濃嗎?

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我非常確定人們喜歡佳節氣氛

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去床上

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去床上

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牠怎麼了?

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我不知道,牠最近感覺很累

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你沒事吧,兒子?

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而且我還買了新零食給牠

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不會吧,又是那種零食

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拜託別告訴我這次又是乾燥牛鞭?

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那是牠的最愛

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還有豬鼻子和沙丁魚乾

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能讓牠的毛柔順光亮

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難怪沒人要跟你約會

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因為你走到哪皮包裡都有魚乾

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我沒去約會單純是因為我不想

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少來了

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都六個月了,而且你很寂寞

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- 我沒有
- 你有

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哪有,我單身不代表我寂寞

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別那麼戀愛腦

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我就是戀愛腦

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反正等你見到“情聖先生101”
那位大帥哥,你就不寂寞了

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他剛剛透過交友軟體
傳了一個拋媚眼的表情符號給你

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- 我沒用交友軟體
- 那是你以為沒有

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我幫你註冊了

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- 不...
- 不客氣,別想,太遲了

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還有你最好快點進去
麥巴克太太在裡面等你

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- 你讓麥巴克太太單獨待在診間?
- 不客氣

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蓋比瑞拉阿姨
胡莉安娜阿姨、法蘭希絲卡阿姨

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亞德莉安娜阿姨
和另一位亞德莉安娜阿姨

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蘇菲雅阿姨
丹妮艾拉阿姨和葛羅莉亞阿姨

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還有嗎,邦妮?

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- 還有我,邦妮
- 很棒,介紹得很好

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大家給邦妮大大的掌聲

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你還真是生性多“姨”啊

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全班都很棒
我們大家都更瞭解彼此的家庭了

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香娜,請說?

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你的家譜呢?

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我的家譜?

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我沒...我沒有畫

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好吧,雖然很無聊
但我快速介紹一下

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潔絲外婆、麥克外公
麥特爺爺、艾咪奶奶

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他們生了我爸,傑克
他們生了我媽,梅珍

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他們生下我,歐文斯老師

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然後這是誰?

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- 莫福
- 沒錯

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- 等等,就這樣?
- 那...

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- 你沒有老婆之類的家人嗎?
- 自己的家庭呢?

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老婆?

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沒有,看來我是沒有

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我表姊說你和她的眼科醫生在交往

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你表姊怎麼會知道那種事

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她有青光眼

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- 那好吧,真遺憾
- 你到底有沒有和她交往?

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沒有,我沒有和她交往
我以前有,但現在沒有了

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- 為什麼?
- 總之...

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香娜,記得我們講過
不要談論他人隱私嗎?

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她移情別戀你最好的朋友嗎?

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胡莉安娜阿姨就是這樣

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沒有,她沒有移情別戀我最好的朋友

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- 我們來...
- 是因為你還喜歡恐龍嗎?

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不是,跟我喜歡恐龍沒關係

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不好意思
恐龍很有教育意義,牠們很酷

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而且原因也不出在我還喜歡恐龍

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還有其他問題嗎?

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你不想要小孩嗎?

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你們太老了生不出小孩?

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這堂課你們先自習,好嗎?

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告訴我,哪一片比較清楚

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第一片?還是第二片?

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- 兩片都很模糊
- 好

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現在呢?

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一樣模糊

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麥巴克太太

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你的包包裡有我的訂書機和雪人筆

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麥巴克太太

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- 挪威怎麼樣?
- 什麼?

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你之前不是說
你和你男友計畫去度假?

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- 對,我們後來沒去成
- 親愛的,真可惜

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他長那麼帥

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臉頰立體有型,嘴唇又豐潤

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你真的很窩心,但你怎麼知道?

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因為以前你桌上都會擺那張照片

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那相框超漂亮的

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你要拿回去嗎?

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送你吧

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聖誕快樂

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你還好嗎?你看起來很傷心

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我也不想這麼說,但你幾乎看不見了

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我不用看,親愛的

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我感覺得到

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給我逮到了

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{\an8}- 嘿,你在...
- 嘿

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{\an8}你在做什麼?你還好嗎?

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沒事,只是抒發一下壓力

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蕾貝卡和我要帶雙胞胎
去看冰上迪士尼表演

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真棒,聽起來很有趣

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等你看到第三次就不有趣了!

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還是你想先跟我去喝杯啤酒?

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別引誘我

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不過,我認識一個
很想跟你喝杯啤酒的人

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別...我不要打給你的貸款仲介

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拜託,布芮幫我們談到很棒的利率

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- 說不定這對你有幫助
- 為什麼對我有幫助?

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誰叫你最近一臉愁雲慘霧的樣子

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沒有,我哪有

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你沒跟我一起去看球賽

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你也沒來我們家吃生日披薩!

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老兄,我知道你這次傷得很重

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但你該開始拓展社交生活了

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我有社交生活

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跟那群九歲小朋友的互動不算

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謝謝你的關心,我只是...

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真的很享受現在的單身生活

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真的嗎?你聖誕節要一個人過?

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第一,還沒到聖誕節
第二,我有莫福陪我

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那隻狗?

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別變回之前那個傢伙了

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- 什麼傢伙?
- 掃興哥

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掃興哥?

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對,後來你和她在一起

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她開始邀你:“要不要去做點什麼?”

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然後你就回:“好”,結果突然間

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你開始願意吃壽司,還飛去格陵蘭玩

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- 是冰島
- 隨便啦

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你那時什麼都願意

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看看你現在的樣子,老兄

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掃興哥

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不要

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你就是那樣

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不要!

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我不是掃興哥

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- 好,那你打給布芮
- 不要

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- 不要!
- 這招太卑鄙了

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糖果預算不夠了

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你不用拿那麼多顆
巧克力會害死你的狗!

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享受冰上迪士尼吧

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羅斯...別拿巧克力扔我
你知道我...好喔

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你用不著那麼做

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我做得不對嗎?

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不是,只是...

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我的餐包我想自己抹奶油

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你是控制狂嗎?

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- 沒有,我只是...
- 喜歡掌控一切

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沒有,我只是想抹自己的餐包

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- 紅酒?
- 我的

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梅洛,我的最愛

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- 還有一杯辣瑪格麗特
- 謝謝

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小心,很辣

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希望小姐招架得住

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你擔心自己就好,梅洛先生

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太辣了嗎?

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不會,很好喝

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你的自我介紹寫著
你剛剛結束一段很長的關係

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是的,沒錯

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你對他還有感情嗎?

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沒有,我怎麼會...沒有

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我們只是一起養一隻狗

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你們還一起養一隻狗?

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那是警訊

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- 好,輪到我問問題了
- 問吧

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對了,我綽號是肯定哥

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好,我這問題“肯定”很重要
別打斷我

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- 你的屋子著火了
- 我沒有屋子

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我住公寓

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有兩個相鄰的車位

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好,你在公寓裡

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你家燒了起來

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你把你的寵物和愛人都救了出去

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但你只能再多救一件物品
你會救什麼?

217
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,083
簡單,我的保險箱

218
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:22,874
你有保險箱嗎?

219
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,332
不是每個人都有嗎?

220
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,624
- 我就沒有
- 你該買一個

221
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,665
說真的,我把所有貴重物品都放裡面

222
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,958
我的遺囑、護照、槍...

223
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,000
- 前面都很好的
- 我同意

224
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:37,624
現在怎麼辦?要分食前菜嗎?

225
00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:39,583
還是直接吃甜點?

226
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:42,291
我想我...

227
00:14:46,666 --> 00:14:47,916
吃餐包就好

228
00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:51,915
嗨,莫福

229
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:54,750
你在哪裡?我現在需要抱抱

230
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莫福?

231
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:00,916
莫福?

232
00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:03,665
你沒事吧?

233
00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:04,916
莫福?

234
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:06,541
怎麼了,兒子?

235
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,415
- 你可以不用來
- 我知道

236
00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,290
我有狀況會通知你

237
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:40,291
我比較想親自聽獸醫怎麼說,謝謝

238
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,040
莫福的飼主,羅斯和安娜?

239
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:47,625
- 貝肯醫生請你們進去
- 好

240
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:51,458
怎麼了,莫福?

241
00:15:52,791 --> 00:15:54,000
嗨,莫福!

242
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:57,625
看到牠了

243
00:15:58,541 --> 00:15:59,499
嗨,兒子

244
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,665
- 感覺好點了嗎?
- 你乖不乖啊?

245
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:03,290
- 來
- 乖狗狗

246
00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:04,999
- 我們好想你
- 我們擔心死了

247
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,040
兒子

248
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:08,499
牠還好嗎?
有什麼狀況?牠看起來沒事啊

249
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,249
對,牠生命徵象良好,視力沒問題

250
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,624
呼吸正常

251
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:16,083
在我看來,牠是隻很健康的狗狗

252
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,040
謝天謝地

253
00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:21,915
我不懂怎麼會這樣
我回家時牠都攤在地板上

254
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,999
連吃點心都提不起勁

255
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,374
- 你以前見過牠那樣嗎?
- 牠最近很不正常

256
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,540
對,牠最近都悶悶不樂

257
00:16:29,541 --> 00:16:31,999
真的很反常,況且牠很愛聖誕節

258
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,665
我知道這很誇張
但聖誕節是牠最喜歡的節日

259
00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:37,416
- 愛死了
- 對,這說不通

260
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,582
難道你又帶牠去跑步了嗎?

261
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,333
當然有,牠喜歡跑步
對不對,兒子?

262
00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:49,874
牠腿那麼細,你還帶牠去跑馬拉松

263
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,458
哪有人跑步需要跑十英里,對不對?

264
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:55,999
你現在是怪我囉?

265
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,916
不是,我只是說
你有時候做得太過頭了

266
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:00,915
太過頭?

267
00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:02,582
我們才沒有太過頭

268
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,499
說不定...是你太少帶去牠散步了?

269
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,082
我們的行程很滿

270
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,207
也許牠不喜歡行程那麼滿

271
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:12,500
- 也許牠喜歡放鬆一點
- 也許你讓牠太放鬆了

272
00:17:13,541 --> 00:17:16,874
也有可能是你堅持要餵牠吃
那個奇怪的藍色泥狀物

273
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,499
藍色泥狀物?
你是指那個超級營養品?

274
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:23,874
我們的獸醫可說過
我做的遠遠超乎預期

275
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,415
但那可能會害牠情緒低落

276
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:28,124
如果我被逼著吃藍色食物
我的心情一定會很差

277
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,374
你們分手了嗎?

278
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:30,707
- 對
- 對,沒錯

279
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:31,999
還真是意外

280
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,708
我通常看飼主都看得很準

281
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:35,875
你們看起來那麼...

282
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,165
算了

283
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,915
- 那牠是怎麼了?
- 對

284
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:43,665
就我的臨床觀察來看

285
00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:45,207
我認為莫福很悲傷

286
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,207
- 悲傷?
- 什麼?

287
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,790
- 牠受憂鬱症所苦
- 牠憂鬱什麼?

288
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:50,957
不可能,莫福過得很好

289
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:54,582
狗狗對生活作息有任何變化都很敏感

290
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,749
比如說飼主分手了

291
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,624
你認為我們分手導致莫福憂鬱嗎?

292
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:00,999
那我們要怎麼幫牠?

293
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,749
可以試試看給牠更多關愛

294
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,582
如果沒改善,還有贊安諾可以用

295
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,832
- 贊安諾?人吃的那種贊安諾?
- 我的天啊!

296
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,957
牠現在的情況很危險

297
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,499
心理不平衡和焦慮

298
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,749
對牠的心臟不好

299
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:16,874
牠的心臟

300
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,124
- 牠的小心臟?
- 我們再觀察兩週

301
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:21,583
如果沒有好轉

302
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:23,958
那就得吃藥

303
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:27,582
- 我想摸摸牠
- 你們想摸的話可以摸牠

304
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,165
- 莫福
- 嗨,莫福

305
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,207
只不過要溫柔點,好嗎?

306
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:32,791
為什麼?牠怎麼了?

307
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,416
牠只是有點難過

308
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,625
- 好可愛
- 為什麼要難過?

309
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,208
天啊

310
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,707
好了,兒子

311
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:50,290
你一定會喜歡這張

312
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:51,458
要看了嗎?

313
00:18:58,625 --> 00:18:59,833
莫福

314
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,290
別跟我吵,莫福

315
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,208
狗都得尿尿,來吧

316
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:19,541
適合狗狗的溫暖地方

317
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,958
才不是要找“美味熱狗”

318
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,500
“陽光海岸狗沙灘”

319
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,416
就是這個,“陽光海岸狗沙灘
終極寵物度假天堂”

320
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,124
{\an8}你看,有狗版四季酒店

321
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:37,832
莫福,就是那裡,那邊有座狗沙灘

322
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,208
專門給狗狗的沙灘

323
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,624
來擊掌,我們要去那邊了,兒子

324
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,958
我們要去那邊

325
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:47,666
嗨

326
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,375
嗨

327
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:51,624
- 什麼...
- 現在不方便嗎?

328
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,874
對,不方便

329
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,957
嗨,莫福,我帶了點心來給你

330
00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:58,790
她沒有要進來,莫福,她沒...
回去,我知道,媽,我要掛電話了

331
00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:00,041
好,再見

332
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,249
我的天啊

333
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,750
- 哇
-“哇”什麼?

334
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,457
只是...我的天啊

335
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:07,083
什麼?“天啊”什麼?

336
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,582
你這裡遭小偷嗎?

337
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,374
一點都沒錯,損失慘重

338
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:14,083
我以為我們約好了
要去對方家得先說一聲

339
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,583
對,對不起

340
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:19,875
我們是有這個約定

341
00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:22,415
我最近讀了很多關於憂鬱症的書

342
00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:26,374
我把超級食物打成泥

343
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:30,832
吃了應該能減輕倦怠和悲傷的症狀

344
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:33,791
不只狗狗可以吃

345
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,832
人也可以吃

346
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:39,166
其實我剛剛吃土吃飽了,不勞你操心

347
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:41,499
我把這碗放進冰箱

348
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,750
不用,我來放就好,謝謝

349
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:49,541
麻煩你之後幫我挖半杯到牠的飼料上

350
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:54,957
你要帶牠去什麼地方嗎?

351
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:55,999
沒有,什麼?

352
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,832
你要帶我們的狗去什麼地方嗎?

353
00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:00,332
對,我正準備要來一趟男子漢之旅

354
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,457
男子漢之旅?去哪?

355
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:02,625
去狗沙灘

356
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,749
在佛羅里達

357
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,874
你不能帶牠去佛羅里達,牠討厭沙灘

358
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,207
才怪,討厭沙灘的人是你

359
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:10,290
牠根本沒去過沙灘,因為你不肯去

360
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:13,208
安娜,我不是要嗆你
但這週歸我管,做什麼跟你無關

361
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,874
當然跟我有關
這關係到我們狗狗的心理健康

362
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,999
牠剛被診斷出有憂鬱症

363
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,540
我問過獸醫了,她說牠可以搭飛機

364
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,957
你要帶牠搭飛機?

365
00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:25,040
對,我才不要開車去
那要開18個小時

366
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:26,540
坐飛機會給牠很大的壓力

367
00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:29,083
幸好有個
能給牠情感支持的飼主陪牠去

368
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,040
牠現在需要穩定

369
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,374
而不是愛玩香蕉船
和紅鶴游泳圈的瘋子

370
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,999
- 你一定能理解
- 我當然能理解,安娜

371
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,749
但我也知道我們的狗討厭寒冬

372
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,124
而我做什麼都無法讓牠開心起來

373
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:46,290
所以我想帶牠去狗狗的專屬沙灘

374
00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:49,249
讓牠在海邊嬉戲,吃點狗狗冰棒

375
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:53,124
晒晒太陽
也許能讓牠再找回對生命的渴望

376
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,833
你一定能理解

377
00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:00,457
聽你這麼說,感覺確實是個好主意

378
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:02,291
是吧?謝謝

379
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:04,208
我保證會處理好的

380
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:07,124
- 好嗎?
- 好

381
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:11,666
然後我想請你幫個忙
能別跟蕾貝卡提這件事嗎?

382
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,041
我不太想讓戴斯知道

383
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,207
你要蹺班去玩嗎?

384
00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:18,375
不是,我只是請幾天病假

385
00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:20,083
不用假單的那種

386
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:23,125
我只希望
關於佛羅里達的傳言不是真的

387
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:26,040
佛羅里達有什麼傳言?

388
00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:28,583
去度個假就多幾條前科

389
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,040
佛羅里達沒那種傳言

390
00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:32,375
等著瞧吧

391
00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:52,625
莫福!

392
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,333
莫福,你覺得怎麼樣?

393
00:22:58,291 --> 00:22:59,374
真棒

394
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:01,125
你看,莫福,兩張床

395
00:23:04,125 --> 00:23:05,750
你要哪一張床,兒子?

396
00:23:06,916 --> 00:23:07,833
你覺得呢?

397
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:10,916
先搶先贏,我要這張

398
00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:16,875
來,莫福,你看看,這超酷的

399
00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:18,583
你看看海豚

400
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:20,665
牠笑得好開心

401
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:21,791
你覺得呢?

402
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:23,375
快點,躺躺看你的床

403
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,333
來嘛,兒子,開心點

404
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:32,624
會很好玩的
我們有很多超酷的活動可以參加

405
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,625
對不對?你看看你的禮物籃

406
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:36,957
來看看有什麼,好嗎?

407
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,291
飛盤,你以前沒玩過飛盤

408
00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:40,500
去撿

409
00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:47,375
好啦,兒子,我們會玩得很開心的

410
00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:49,833
你就是不想讓我好過,是吧,小子?

411
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:58,958
- 好像有人喜歡你喔
- 不是吧

412
00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:01,290
他寫了一首詩給我

413
00:24:01,291 --> 00:24:02,665
讀出來,快點

414
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:06,624
“安娜,我覺得你很甜美
就像這些點心一樣合我的味蕾

415
00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:09,749
我希望你願意再跟我約會
當我的芭比,和肯恩湊一對

416
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:12,000
肯定哥敬上”

417
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,499
他有押韻還很深情

418
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,625
好吧,我喜歡他

419
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:17,916
他幫我把餐包抹好奶油

420
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:21,290
- 太好了!那樣才對嘛!
- 你誤會了

421
00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:25,083
我說的是真正的餐包

422
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:27,000
- 就字面上的意思嗎?
- 對

423
00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:29,915
那也很貼心啊

424
00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:39,375
墨鏡很好看

425
00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:44,082
- 老兄,音響不錯
- 謝了

426
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,375
我的天啊

427
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:50,583
我的天啊,莫福,看看這裡!

428
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:53,708
太驚人了

429
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,791
好了,兒子,我要衝進海裡
跟我一起,衝啊

430
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:15,833
好冷啊

431
00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:18,041
我的天啊

432
00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:20,708
我的天啊

433
00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:22,541
好冰

434
00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:23,750
莫...

435
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:27,166
莫福,別這樣

436
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,958
嗨,你們在忙嗎?

437
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:44,665
一閃一閃亮晶晶

438
00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:48,540
滿天都是小星星

439
00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:50,040
- 再一次!
- 不行

440
00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:53,040
- 睡吧,我愛你們,寶貝
- 不要!

441
00:25:53,041 --> 00:25:54,082
- 再一次!
- 來

442
00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:56,957
你們把被子拉到頭上
從一百開始倒數

443
00:25:56,958 --> 00:25:59,083
我愛你們

444
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:01,666
睡吧,閉上眼睛

445
00:26:07,875 --> 00:26:09,875
真的很抱歉

446
00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:13,749
- 沒關係,我不介意
- 有關係

447
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:16,166
你每次來都遇到這種事

448
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:21,083
難怪你再也不想過來了

449
00:26:21,958 --> 00:26:22,875
什麼?

450
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:24,749
你還好嗎?

451
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:25,999
很好啊

452
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,249
我帶了黑皮諾紅酒

453
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:30,540
這表示你準備好要跟我談了嗎?

454
00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:31,958
媽咪!

455
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,958
- 一群小混蛋
- 媽咪!

456
00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:38,791
你們再不乖乖睡覺...

457
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,458
這隻最棒

458
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,250
而且牠要跟我們回家囉

459
00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:58,625
柏洛斯小學,您好,嗶聲後請留言

460
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:02,999
你好,又是我,羅斯歐文斯

461
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,458
真的很抱歉,我還是不太舒...

462
00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:08,375
羅斯!

463
00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:13,665
嗨,戴斯

464
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:15,291
老兄,你病了嗎?

465
00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:16,875
對

466
00:28:17,541 --> 00:28:18,749
是真的生病了嗎?

467
00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:20,416
對...

468
00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:23,374
真糟糕,你生病了

469
00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:24,582
游泳...池

470
00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:25,957
真可憐

471
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,540
你最好真的生病了

472
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:30,999
你最好全身上下痘痘冒個不停

473
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,540
因為我希望你今天能來上班

474
00:28:32,541 --> 00:28:35,333
喂?抱歉,你的訊號斷斷續續
我聽不太清楚...

475
00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:37,125
再見,戴斯

476
00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:43,958
怎麼樣?

477
00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:45,416
擊個掌吧?

478
00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:48,041
來,開始玩囉!

479
00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:54,958
沒看起來那麼難,莫福

480
00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:57,707
我相信你,兒子

481
00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:59,666
來,準備好了嗎?

482
00:29:00,375 --> 00:29:02,333
去撿!不...

483
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,666
兒子,不可能...不

484
00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:09,666
- 嗨
- 你在...

485
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:11,875
你在這裡做什麼?

486
00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,999
- 嗨
- 你開什麼玩笑

487
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:24,790
我很清楚我突然出現也許對你而言

488
00:29:24,791 --> 00:29:26,707
既意外又不尋常

489
00:29:26,708 --> 00:29:28,332
安娜,你來做什麼?

490
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:30,665
我想來支持我們的狗

491
00:29:30,666 --> 00:29:35,165
你傳給我的那張照片
牠還是很悲傷,我看了很難過

492
00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:40,082
都是我們害的
要是我能做什麼來讓牠的心情好一點

493
00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:42,915
讓牠的小心臟別爆炸,我都願意去做

494
00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:45,165
比方說什麼
你以為你來了就能讓牠開心嗎?

495
00:29:45,166 --> 00:29:46,374
牠可能都嚇壞了

496
00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:49,250
你穿得像個奇怪的女間諜

497
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:53,582
首先,你要說就說間諜就好

498
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,207
沒必要特別強調性別

499
00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:58,165
還有我穿成這樣是因為我對陽光過敏

500
00:29:58,166 --> 00:29:59,374
- 又來了
- 你知道

501
00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:02,415
- 我會全身起疹子
- 哪有,你不會起疹子

502
00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:04,457
- 你只會晒傷
- 一大片疹子

503
00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:05,583
你會被晒傷

504
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:09,374
我不是來吵架的
我是來幫助我們的狗狗

505
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:12,457
我也是
所以才安排了這趟很酷的打氣之旅

506
00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:13,665
但你沒有成功

507
00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:16,207
我們很清楚
只有我們三個全員到齊牠最開心

508
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:17,790
誰說的?

509
00:30:17,791 --> 00:30:21,290
你看看牠,很明顯吧
我們能不能把個人恩怨放一邊?

510
00:30:21,291 --> 00:30:22,541
- 我的天啊
- 為了莫福?

511
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,540
就一個星期,能有多難?

512
00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:30,750
你沒有給我選擇的餘地,不是嗎?
總之我們試過就知道了

513
00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:33,165
好

514
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:34,333
來!

515
00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:36,666
來!

516
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,290
這週大家一起玩!好好玩!

517
00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:41,124
- 來度假
- 你住哪裡?

518
00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:42,874
狗版四季酒店,你聽過嗎?

519
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,791
當然,不意外

520
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:47,041
真好玩

521
00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:39,415
- 是誰?
- 是我

522
00:31:39,416 --> 00:31:40,375
是我

523
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:42,665
- 對,嗨
- 嗨

524
00:31:42,666 --> 00:31:43,582
有什麼事嗎?

525
00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:47,582
我只是在想
莫福今晚能不能住我的房間?

526
00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:49,958
不行,抱歉,很可惜牠睡著了

527
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:52,915
牠在說夢話

528
00:31:52,916 --> 00:31:54,457
才怪

529
00:31:54,458 --> 00:31:56,791
你大概把牠吵醒了,你嗓門很大

530
00:31:57,291 --> 00:32:01,499
我知道這跟你設想的不一樣
但你非得把事情搞得這麼複雜嗎?

531
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,040
我?我把事情搞複雜?

532
00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:05,165
安娜,是你不請自來
攪亂我安排的行程

533
00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:07,957
現在還想把牠從我身邊搶走
帶去你房間過夜?

534
00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:09,958
你這個人有時候真的很討厭

535
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:12,750
幹什麼?

536
00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:15,500
別那樣看我

537
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,791
天啊

538
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:42,457
嗨,怎麼樣?

539
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:43,500
- 嗨
- 你還好嗎?

540
00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:47,957
我想了想,大概就像你說的,我們...

541
00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:50,165
我們不該把事情搞得太複雜

542
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:52,541
牠今晚就睡你這邊吧

543
00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:56,791
- 好
- 明天的活動給你挑吧?

544
00:32:57,833 --> 00:32:59,916
- 真的嗎?
- 當然,有何不可?

545
00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:02,833
- 好
- 進去吧,兒子

546
00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:14,291
吸氣

547
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:18,125
下犬式

548
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:21,958
試著在你們一起呼吸時
感受彼此的連結

549
00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:26,625
現在雙手交叉

550
00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:32,790
下一個姿勢會更具挑戰性

551
00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:35,749
我喜歡稱這招為上犬式

552
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:36,833
往上!

553
00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:38,457
很好,各位

554
00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,583
- 往上
- 往上

555
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,041
牠成功了,太好了!

556
00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:55,957
你在瞇眼睛

557
00:33:55,958 --> 00:33:57,000
那又怎樣?

558
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,374
我們同居那麼多年
你從來不讓我檢查你的眼睛

559
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,791
- 是怎麼樣?
- 我會瞇眼睛是因為太陽太大

560
00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:06,749
你們決定好了嗎?

561
00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:07,833
決定好了

562
00:34:08,333 --> 00:34:10,624
我想點龍蝦堡

563
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:11,582
要酸黃瓜嗎?

564
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,957
要,一份酸黃瓜

565
00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:15,499
謝謝,附餐選沙拉

566
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:20,499
我要蟹鉗配薯條,附餐也是沙拉

567
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,874
好

568
00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:24,499
- 那小狗呢?
- 對,我們來看看

569
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:26,290
你覺得呢?你想吃什麼?

570
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:28,749
我帶了牠的食物,所以...牠就不用了

571
00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:29,999
牠不用

572
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,416
好,我去拿水過來

573
00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:37,666
怎麼了?

574
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:42,165
你自己吃龍蝦堡
卻要讓牠吃泥狀營養品?

575
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:43,540
那對牠比較健康

576
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:46,999
我很佩服
你這麼照顧牠的飲食,我說真的

577
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,915
但這是莫福這輩子第一次

578
00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:53,250
到有為狗狗特別開發菜單的餐廳

579
00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:55,791
拜託,就不能讓牠吃得開心點嗎?

580
00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:04,624
你說得對
但牠晚點還是要吃泥狀食品

581
00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:06,665
我們還要點狗狗麵包,謝謝

582
00:35:06,666 --> 00:35:08,083
- 好
- 非常感謝

583
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:11,415
那不然...

584
00:35:11,416 --> 00:35:13,040
點個火雞肉乾怎麼樣?

585
00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:15,875
狗喜歡吃那個嗎?還有...

586
00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:18,874
超讚狗蛋酒

587
00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:20,040
謝謝你

588
00:35:20,041 --> 00:35:22,915
天啊,兒子,今天是你的幸運日

589
00:35:22,916 --> 00:35:25,750
- 兩位要喝什麼?現在是暢飲時段
- 不用

590
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,083
- 不用
- 不用,真的不能喝

591
00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:38,500
你想分散我的注意力

592
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:43,166
三、二、一

593
00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:46,625
我進了

594
00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:54,958
你運氣太好了!

595
00:36:03,041 --> 00:36:05,500
我想要去游個泳

596
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,333
- 你?
- 對

597
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:08,750
海水很暖和吧?

598
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:11,416
- 對,就跟泡澡水一樣
- 那就好

599
00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:33,875
好冰

600
00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:41,916
蘿莉,過來

601
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,916
蘿莉,過來!

602
00:36:45,666 --> 00:36:46,832
蘿莉

603
00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:48,165
抱歉

604
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:50,249
牠通常不會被其他狗吸引

605
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,290
沒關係

606
00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:54,082
牠朋友不多,有狗找牠大概很開心

607
00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:55,915
嗨,蘿莉,莫福,怎麼樣啊?

608
00:36:55,916 --> 00:36:57,333
莫福

609
00:36:58,458 --> 00:36:59,458
等等

610
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:02,750
你們...牠...牠是莫福終結者嗎?

611
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:06,707
- 不會吧
- 我有追蹤你們的IG

612
00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:07,999
- 少來
- 真的

613
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,165
我最愛莫福打敗閃電波特的那一張圖

614
00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:12,832
- 拜託,你是認真的?
- 對!

615
00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:14,625
天啊,這真的...

616
00:37:15,416 --> 00:37:18,332
- 真的很酷,我...
- 對了,我是喬絲琳

617
00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,415
羅斯

618
00:37:19,416 --> 00:37:21,499
- 很高興認識你
- 彼此彼此

619
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,416
對,真的...

620
00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:25,000
你知道的...

621
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:28,749
抱歉,我不知道你跟別人在一起

622
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:31,457
沒有,我沒有,我是說我只是...

623
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:32,582
那只是我的前任

624
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:34,707
我們分手了

625
00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:36,750
我們只是朋友一起出來玩

626
00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:41,665
- 抱歉
- 你們好開明

627
00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:42,583
沒錯

628
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,166
形容得很貼切

629
00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:48,290
你們待會要做什麼?

630
00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:51,374
要不要參加狗狗的生日派對?

631
00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:53,165
- 當然好
- 真的嗎?

632
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:54,665
- 蘿莉的派對嗎?
- 對!

633
00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:56,457
我的天啊...蘿莉!

634
00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:59,582
你怎麼沒告訴我們?生日快樂

635
00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:01,625
莫福,你要說什麼?
祝蘿莉生日快樂

636
00:38:03,791 --> 00:38:06,458
那好,很高興認識你們

637
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:14,500
- 她是誰?
- 我的天啊

638
00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:18,375
- 她是誰?
- 你的臉怎麼了?

639
00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:21,583
什麼?防晒乳?

640
00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:25,082
- 我抹開了嗎?
- 沒事,你抹開了,沒有了

641
00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:27,082
- 我抹開了嗎?
- 只剩一點點,那邊

642
00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:28,625
好了,不用抹了,可以了

643
00:38:29,166 --> 00:38:30,165
她是誰?

644
00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:32,249
她叫喬絲琳

645
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:34,875
她有追蹤莫福的IG,認出了牠

646
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,915
- 莫福有IG?
- 對,莫福終結者

647
00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:40,666
我創的,就是在我們分...

648
00:38:41,541 --> 00:38:44,875
總之她邀請我們
晚點去參加蘿莉的生日派對

649
00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:46,874
蘿莉是誰?

650
00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:48,041
蘿莉是她的狗

651
00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:50,041
真奇怪

652
00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:53,332
- 什麼?哪奇怪?
- 一切都很奇怪

653
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:56,624
你把莫福的照片放上IG
我擔心會有跟蹤狂找過來

654
00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:58,791
而且她給人那種感覺就很不妙
我沒有惡意

655
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,791
你在說誰?蘿莉還是喬絲琳?

656
00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:03,833
不管她叫什麼名字

657
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,582
- 比較高的那個
- 好

658
00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:08,041
- 你要去哪?
- 我要去準備

659
00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:09,749
- 那我們都要去嗎?
- 對

660
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:10,916
好,很好

661
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:14,250
莫福,我們要參加派對了!

662
00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:27,790
怎麼了?你在笑什麼?

663
00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:29,916
- 沒什麼,嗨
- 嗨

664
00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:33,208
- 那是新衣服嗎?
- 這件?對

665
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:35,333
你這樣很好看

666
00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:37,333
謝謝,你也是

667
00:39:38,875 --> 00:39:40,582
- 準備好了嗎?走吧
- 好

668
00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:41,708
我們走,莫福

669
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,333
這邊真的好...

670
00:40:06,791 --> 00:40:07,708
嗨!

671
00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:11,500
我們走,莫福

672
00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:14,290
你們來了

673
00:40:14,291 --> 00:40:16,582
非常感謝你邀請我們,這邊真的好酷

674
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:20,374
我是喬絲琳
我生日的狗女兒在那邊,蘿莉

675
00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:22,374
- 我是安娜,很高興認識你
- 幸會

676
00:40:22,375 --> 00:40:23,707
喬絲琳,這裡好棒

677
00:40:23,708 --> 00:40:26,707
我知道這樣有點浮誇
但我是派對活動企劃

678
00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:28,958
就當作是替自己打廣告,對吧?

679
00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:35,833
真的嗎?

680
00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:40,708
- 你要認輸了嗎?
- 不要

681
00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:53,625
可愛的狗狗

682
00:40:55,916 --> 00:40:58,083
那是我唯一會比的手語

683
00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:04,666
我太太說我們塔莉亞的狗狗成年禮
有150個人參加

684
00:41:07,791 --> 00:41:10,583
而我自己的成年禮只來了60個人

685
00:41:11,833 --> 00:41:13,250
其實是52個

686
00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:21,166
這是給狗吃的,你們千萬別吃

687
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,124
我應該請你到派對上陪小朋友

688
00:41:25,125 --> 00:41:28,541
我是有執照的小學老師
你應該請不起我

689
00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:30,208
那倒是

690
00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:34,124
好,我得問問

691
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,415
你都會跟前任一起度假嗎?

692
00:41:36,416 --> 00:41:39,332
是因為莫福的關係,我們一起養牠

693
00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:40,374
好

694
00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:43,665
我和我的前夫也一起養葛蕾希

695
00:41:43,666 --> 00:41:46,582
- 但我們也不會一起度假
- 問題是莫福很憂鬱

696
00:41:46,583 --> 00:41:51,040
所以我們就一起陪牠出來散心
想讓牠心情好一點

697
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:53,291
而且...好像我們聚在一起牠最開心

698
00:41:54,041 --> 00:41:57,125
我很佩服你們關係好到還辦得到

699
00:41:57,958 --> 00:41:59,208
還行吧

700
00:41:59,791 --> 00:42:01,958
我離婚可沒那麼愉快

701
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:03,957
你沒有體驗到離婚的樂趣?

702
00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:05,875
- 沒有,我漏掉了
- 有意思

703
00:42:08,541 --> 00:42:12,041
我打從一開始就心裡有數
注定不會有好結果

704
00:42:12,958 --> 00:42:13,958
那你呢?

705
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:16,833
我不...我...

706
00:42:17,416 --> 00:42:20,500
我是那個以為會天長地久的笨蛋

707
00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:28,916
棉花糖狗骨頭

708
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:42,249
- 不好意思,抱歉
- 抱歉

709
00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:45,041
- 沒關係
- 對不起,我不是故意的

710
00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:47,290
還真引人注目啊

711
00:42:47,291 --> 00:42:49,499
你說我的帽子吧,我知道它很大

712
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,999
但這種設計是有目的的

713
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,624
不是,我是說你的臉,看得我出神

714
00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:57,833
非常可愛

715
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,415
我很喜歡你的服裝
你把你的狗扮成什麼了?

716
00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:02,708
被卡在樹上的貓嗎?

717
00:43:03,708 --> 00:43:06,416
我沒有狗

718
00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:10,207
那真的有點奇怪
因為你來參加狗狗派對

719
00:43:10,208 --> 00:43:12,790
對,我是喬絲琳的哥哥

720
00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:15,790
對,這套真的是我的制服

721
00:43:15,791 --> 00:43:18,374
- 我剛值完班
- 你真的是警長

722
00:43:18,375 --> 00:43:21,457
真正的警長,厲害吧?
對,那就是我的工作

723
00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:25,041
蘿莉的派對我一定要到
這對喬絲來說很重要

724
00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:27,624
所以我才會來

725
00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:30,290
那我不能偷偷打包食物了

726
00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:32,415
勸你不要,因為我有帶手銬

727
00:43:32,416 --> 00:43:34,458
我會抓你去警局

728
00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:36,540
我叫湯姆

729
00:43:36,541 --> 00:43:38,540
- 我叫安娜
- 小美女,還好嗎?

730
00:43:38,541 --> 00:43:40,874
- 你叫我小美女?
- 我這邊有酸黃瓜

731
00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:42,207
- 我不要
- 你愛吃的

732
00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:44,374
- 真的很好吃
- 那明明是酸瓜

733
00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:45,749
- 她愛吃酸黃瓜
- 我沒有...

734
00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:47,124
- 你好嗎,朋友?
- 嗨

735
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,374
不好意思,等等
我不知道你跟別人在一起

736
00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,207
- 你們一起的嗎?
- 我不認識他

737
00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:53,749
- 我不認識他
- 是嗎?

738
00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:56,874
如果你能開一張超速罰單給他
我會很感激

739
00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:58,124
有點小尷尬

740
00:43:58,125 --> 00:43:59,250
我要走了

741
00:44:00,291 --> 00:44:01,374
很高興認識你

742
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,624
我也是

743
00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:03,874
很高興認識你

744
00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:06,665
- 別來插手我的事
- 好

745
00:44:06,666 --> 00:44:07,708
再見

746
00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:09,957
- 你為什麼要這樣?
- 怎麼樣?

747
00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:12,249
我以為他在騷擾你

748
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:15,791
騷擾我?
你是說讚美我嗎?他是警察耶

749
00:44:16,666 --> 00:44:18,040
真的嗎?讚美什麼?

750
00:44:18,041 --> 00:44:20,166
他說他喜歡我的臉,說我長得很可愛

751
00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:22,249
他說他喜歡你的臉?

752
00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:23,665
好詭異

753
00:44:23,666 --> 00:44:26,083
- 哪詭異了?
- 你不覺得詭異嗎?

754
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:30,082
你每次受到威脅就會變成這樣

755
00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:31,915
- 你是在嫉妒嗎?
- 什麼?

756
00:44:31,916 --> 00:44:34,541
嫉妒他?怎麼可能

757
00:44:34,666 --> 00:44:37,416
嗨,兩位,我想帶你們去見一個人

758
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:39,916
- 好
- 好

759
00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:43,208
我叫蓋雅

760
00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:47,915
看看你,很高興認識你,來抱一下

761
00:44:47,916 --> 00:44:51,915
蓋雅是最厲害的動物治療師

762
00:44:51,916 --> 00:44:53,290
- 沒錯
- 嗨

763
00:44:53,291 --> 00:44:54,749
- 嗨
- 動物治療師?

764
00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:57,290
真有趣的職業

765
00:44:57,291 --> 00:45:00,207
喬絲琳告訴我你們的寵物莫福

766
00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:02,249
遇到了一點困擾

767
00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:03,457
為什麼要那麼小聲?

768
00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:04,790
因為祂們都在聽

769
00:45:04,791 --> 00:45:06,458
大家都在聽,看到沒?

770
00:45:06,916 --> 00:45:07,833
大家好

771
00:45:08,875 --> 00:45:09,832
好

772
00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:14,124
我想幫你們,擇日不如撞日

773
00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:15,416
不收你們錢

774
00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:17,957
- 你人真好,但我們不用
- 好極了

775
00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:20,957
- 別拒絕我
- 我們應該試試

776
00:45:20,958 --> 00:45:25,500
完全不用擔心,沒什麼好怕的

777
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:38,166
悲傷飛走,飛走...

778
00:45:40,291 --> 00:45:42,790
我有種強烈的感覺

779
00:45:42,791 --> 00:45:46,083
莫福有話想告訴我們

780
00:45:46,666 --> 00:45:47,832
保持開放

781
00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:50,249
大家一起放開來...

782
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,290
我們有機會深入牠的創傷

783
00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:54,250
我需要一點時間準備

784
00:45:55,666 --> 00:45:56,957
好,你可以說話了

785
00:45:56,958 --> 00:45:58,290
牠說什麼?

786
00:45:58,291 --> 00:45:59,833
大家好

787
00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:02,665
看來莫福是維多利亞時期的流浪兒童

788
00:46:02,666 --> 00:46:05,582
我今天真是樂不可支

789
00:46:05,583 --> 00:46:08,457
我確定牠不會說“樂不可支”這種話

790
00:46:08,458 --> 00:46:12,249
我喜歡跟你們在一起
我內心充滿感激

791
00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:14,750
感謝你們這些年來給我的愛

792
00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:17,790
兒子,太窩心了,我們也愛你

793
00:46:17,791 --> 00:46:19,583
你們是很棒的爸媽

794
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:21,583
但是...

795
00:46:22,166 --> 00:46:23,125
但是什麼?

796
00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:25,040
我很擔心你們

797
00:46:25,041 --> 00:46:26,207
怎麼個擔心法?

798
00:46:26,208 --> 00:46:27,332
就是

799
00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:28,750
情感上

800
00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:33,499
我看到你們這麼傷心
又哭又生氣的,讓我很難過

801
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,415
好,她知道我們分手了

802
00:46:35,416 --> 00:46:37,332
通靈節目都這樣搞

803
00:46:37,333 --> 00:46:40,165
羅斯搬出
我們在第十四街一起住的公寓時

804
00:46:40,166 --> 00:46:42,291
我難過死了

805
00:46:42,916 --> 00:46:44,125
太具體了吧

806
00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:46,707
真的啦,不然她怎麼會知道?

807
00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:50,290
我還是能感受到你們對彼此的愛

808
00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:52,832
獸醫已經說過是我們的錯了
沒什麼好繼續的了

809
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:56,832
等等!只要能彌補你們的關係
牠什麼都願意做

810
00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:59,374
- 沒什麼好彌補的
- 我們分手時不算好聚好散

811
00:46:59,375 --> 00:47:00,541
能讓我們單獨談談嗎?

812
00:47:01,791 --> 00:47:02,750
過來

813
00:47:10,833 --> 00:47:11,999
“不算好聚好散”?

814
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,832
- 分手就是那樣,羅斯
- 我懂

815
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:17,457
老實說,我甚至不明白我們為何分手

816
00:47:17,458 --> 00:47:20,457
- 我才跟你求婚而已
- 那只是想挽救,你知道的

817
00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:22,957
- 才不是
- 你別以為求婚

818
00:47:22,958 --> 00:47:24,624
就能奇蹟似地讓一切越來越好

819
00:47:24,625 --> 00:47:26,415
- 你一直不願意談這件事
- 我有

820
00:47:26,416 --> 00:47:27,499
- 那怎麼不談?
- 我有

821
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:30,665
我們本來可以不用放棄
可以攜手共度下半輩子

822
00:47:30,666 --> 00:47:33,040
發洩出來

823
00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:35,915
你在開玩笑嗎?

824
00:47:35,916 --> 00:47:40,374
你不能偷聽別人說話,更不能插嘴

825
00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:43,124
你知道你哪裡最討人厭嗎?

826
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:46,916
大家都知道莫福是法文名字
你還裝那個奇怪的英國腔

827
00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:56,374
嗨,一切都還好嗎?

828
00:47:56,375 --> 00:47:59,291
很好,進展很順利

829
00:47:59,916 --> 00:48:01,332
剛剛把心裡話都說出來了

830
00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:04,125
我該走了,非常感謝,謝謝

831
00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:11,374
你要走了?

832
00:48:11,375 --> 00:48:12,374
對

833
00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:13,665
好,我不意外

834
00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:14,957
那是什麼意思?

835
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,625
又不是第一次了
你每次遇到困難就逃跑

836
00:48:18,291 --> 00:48:20,665
我不想繼續下去了
這個主意真的太蠢了

837
00:48:20,666 --> 00:48:22,999
- 我要回去了
- 那旅館見

838
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,666
我不是要回旅館,我要回家

839
00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:28,207
- 什麼?
- 回波士頓

840
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:31,875
等一下,安娜
不是要一起幫莫福打氣嗎?

841
00:48:32,583 --> 00:48:34,875
不是說為了莫福在所不惜?
要拋開分歧嗎?

842
00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:38,125
如果你跟我組一個樂團

843
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,166
那團名會叫“錯的人”

844
00:48:44,291 --> 00:48:45,625
莫福不希望你離開

845
00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:48,125
牠告訴我的

846
00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:50,332
牠告訴你的?

847
00:48:50,333 --> 00:48:53,000
說你讓牠樂不可支

848
00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:12,625
早安

849
00:49:13,416 --> 00:49:16,665
記得莫福有多愛我爸媽嗎?

850
00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:19,374
他們就住在海岸那一帶

851
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:22,125
我答應他們會去拜訪他們

852
00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:26,874
你才剛叫我留下來

853
00:49:26,875 --> 00:49:29,249
現在又一派輕鬆地說

854
00:49:29,250 --> 00:49:31,624
“我們去拜訪我爸媽”
你明明知道他們討厭我

855
00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:35,915
他們沒有討厭你
重點不就是我們要一起陪伴莫福?

856
00:49:35,916 --> 00:49:37,499
而且我媽真的很想見你

857
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,582
才怪,她才不想

858
00:49:39,583 --> 00:49:42,665
她所有社群帳號都封鎖我
反正那也剛好

859
00:49:42,666 --> 00:49:45,999
因為她最近的貼文越來越偏激了
我說的都是真的

860
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,790
她只是很保護她的獨生子

861
00:49:47,791 --> 00:49:49,250
我懂

862
00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:52,874
但我的答案是不行,我不去

863
00:49:52,875 --> 00:49:54,333
沒得商量

864
00:49:56,791 --> 00:49:57,875
好,所以...

865
00:49:58,791 --> 00:50:00,833
我們去去就回,可以嗎?

866
00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:02,791
頂多兩小時,我保證

867
00:50:05,541 --> 00:50:06,708
你爸還好嗎?

868
00:50:07,791 --> 00:50:09,499
他的身體狀況應該還算不錯

869
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:12,249
晒太陽的確有幫助,還有匹克球

870
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:13,499
他會打嗎?

871
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:14,415
不會

872
00:50:14,416 --> 00:50:15,999
沒有,他只是會看球

873
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,833
- 他是球迷啊?
- 對

874
00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:19,957
對

875
00:50:19,958 --> 00:50:21,083
好

876
00:50:23,541 --> 00:50:27,415
{\an8}“愛人不是敵人83”剛送你一朵玫瑰花

877
00:50:27,416 --> 00:50:29,707
- 別看我的訊息
- 抱歉,我沒偷看

878
00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:31,708
是你手機響了,我不小心瞄到

879
00:50:31,875 --> 00:50:34,250
天啊,你有在用交友軟體

880
00:50:35,291 --> 00:50:36,541
真讓人意外

881
00:50:37,083 --> 00:50:37,916
為什麼?

882
00:50:40,708 --> 00:50:42,375
你應該試試,很好玩

883
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,040
說吧,你跟哪些網友見過面了?

884
00:50:46,041 --> 00:50:47,915
各式各樣的人都有

885
00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:50,458
我跟詩人約會過

886
00:50:51,708 --> 00:50:53,291
好酷喔,他很窮嗎?

887
00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,500
不會,他很有錢

888
00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:57,958
很好,了不起

889
00:50:58,625 --> 00:51:00,374
他都寫什麼詩?

890
00:51:00,375 --> 00:51:02,625
韻文、十四行詩...

891
00:51:04,833 --> 00:51:07,250
- 他很會押韻
- 十四行詩?

892
00:51:08,416 --> 00:51:09,666
他年紀多大?

893
00:51:10,666 --> 00:51:11,750
150歲

894
00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:14,790
這樣其實很累

895
00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:17,041
要回那麼多...

896
00:51:17,625 --> 00:51:19,415
- 對,不意外
- ...追求者的訊息

897
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:21,833
也許你需要更一致的

898
00:51:22,541 --> 00:51:24,374
- 審查標準
- 我有

899
00:51:24,375 --> 00:51:25,457
- 有嗎?
- 有啊

900
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:27,666
- 我都問同樣的問題
- 什麼問題?

901
00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:29,291
就是...

902
00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:32,416
要是你的房子著火了

903
00:51:32,833 --> 00:51:35,125
你只能再救一樣東西,那會是什麼?

904
00:51:35,708 --> 00:51:38,124
你把人和寵物都救出去了

905
00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:39,582
- 好問題
- 謝謝

906
00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:43,208
- 對方怎麼說?
- 他要救他的保險箱

907
00:51:44,666 --> 00:51:46,041
詩人有保險箱?

908
00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:49,707
- 對
- 擺什麼?羽毛筆之類的?

909
00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:51,707
對,羽毛筆、羊皮紙

910
00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:53,957
好,那你呢?你會救什麼東西?

911
00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:56,124
- 你不想知道嗎?
- 我知道

912
00:51:56,125 --> 00:51:57,249
- 你才不知道
- 我知道

913
00:51:57,250 --> 00:52:00,040
- 你絕對不知道
- 我知道,你的木吉他

914
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:02,790
- 那是我爸親手做給我的
- 你從沒彈過

915
00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:05,332
- 我知道,但我之後可以彈
- 你最好趕快開始

916
00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:06,625
你會救什麼?

917
00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:09,208
什麼都不救

918
00:52:10,208 --> 00:52:12,249
- 不能那樣回答
- 當然可以

919
00:52:12,250 --> 00:52:14,250
對,這是我的答案,我什麼都不會救

920
00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:18,416
所以你要讓一切燒毀?

921
00:52:18,916 --> 00:52:20,000
對,沒錯

922
00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:22,749
反正到頭來都會失去一切

923
00:52:22,750 --> 00:52:25,083
那不如重新開始

924
00:52:44,458 --> 00:52:45,291
嗨,媽

925
00:52:45,875 --> 00:52:46,958
看看是誰來了

926
00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:51,208
下來,來吧

927
00:52:57,541 --> 00:52:59,458
- 你這樣真好看
- 哪有

928
00:52:59,958 --> 00:53:01,333
嗨,梅珍

929
00:53:03,166 --> 00:53:04,000
請進

930
00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:07,624
你不是說她想見我嗎?

931
00:53:07,625 --> 00:53:08,666
我有說嗎?

932
00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:11,749
牠的腳乾淨嗎?

933
00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:13,333
當然,媽,牠的腳很乾淨

934
00:53:13,916 --> 00:53:16,165
可以對牠好一點嗎?牠最近很不好過

935
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:17,082
我忘了

936
00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:19,832
狗得了憂鬱症

937
00:53:19,833 --> 00:53:21,582
你好嗎?

938
00:53:21,583 --> 00:53:23,790
- 牠看起來不憂鬱
- 好

939
00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:26,832
- 爸人呢?
- 他在後面火化那隻雞

940
00:53:26,833 --> 00:53:29,375
- 我去給他驚喜
- 好,我要準備喝的

941
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:31,750
我可以幫忙

942
00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:46,166
爸

943
00:53:46,583 --> 00:53:47,833
來了啊

944
00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:49,957
- 你好嗎,爸?
- 很好

945
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:51,582
- 見到你真好
- 我也是

946
00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:53,082
- 路上塞車嗎?
- 不會

947
00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:54,874
- 是嗎?
- 別起來,別麻煩了

948
00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:57,000
沒事,我要好好抱抱你

949
00:53:57,291 --> 00:53:58,500
我的天啊

950
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,541
- 見到你真開心
- 我也是

951
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:03,457
你看起來氣色很好,真的很好

952
00:54:03,458 --> 00:54:05,875
謝謝,沒有你好

953
00:54:06,916 --> 00:54:07,749
看看是誰來了

954
00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:09,499
帥哥,我有好料給你吃

955
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,374
- 幸運的小子
- 你看看

956
00:54:11,375 --> 00:54:13,250
真是好狗命

957
00:54:13,541 --> 00:54:14,500
牠看起來很開心

958
00:54:25,291 --> 00:54:26,666
這裡真漂亮

959
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,500
這麼多造型信箱

960
00:54:32,083 --> 00:54:33,332
你們兩個一定很喜歡

961
00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:35,375
沒有,不太喜歡

962
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,207
太可惜了

963
00:54:37,208 --> 00:54:40,082
我比較喜歡住亞利桑那州的家

964
00:54:40,083 --> 00:54:44,166
但傑克心臟病發後
那邊樓梯太多不適合他了

965
00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:47,749
太大塊了

966
00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:50,791
沒關係,我可以切小塊一點

967
00:54:56,833 --> 00:54:57,750
你的髮型

968
00:54:59,166 --> 00:55:02,333
- 是不是不太一樣?
- 對,我剪了瀏海

969
00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:04,207
你覺得好看嗎?

970
00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:05,375
以前比較好看

971
00:55:07,416 --> 00:55:09,958
我只是想做一點改變

972
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,791
看得出來

973
00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:21,583
琴酒來了

974
00:55:22,416 --> 00:55:23,665
- 謝謝,媽
- 謝謝你

975
00:55:23,666 --> 00:55:24,791
端好了嗎?謝謝

976
00:55:26,625 --> 00:55:28,499
先告訴你,這算是醫療等級的

977
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,541
- 乾杯
- 對,又講那個老笑話

978
00:55:31,333 --> 00:55:33,166
- 經過心臟科醫生認證
- 媽,乾杯

979
00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:36,166
好喝

980
00:55:39,541 --> 00:55:41,083
- 很高興你回來了
- 對

981
00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:51,875
梅珍,嗨

982
00:55:55,708 --> 00:55:58,040
梅珍,你還好嗎?

983
00:55:58,041 --> 00:55:59,083
沒事

984
00:55:59,583 --> 00:56:02,458
我...我沒事

985
00:56:03,166 --> 00:56:05,832
都是我的錯,我不該來的

986
00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:08,040
- 是羅斯說...
- 我才不管羅斯!

987
00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:09,249
什麼?

988
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:13,374
你們分手,我也不好過

989
00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:14,707
我很想你

990
00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:16,500
我真的很想你

991
00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:17,875
我也想你

992
00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:20,541
非常想

993
00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:23,999
少了你的感恩節真的很難熬

994
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,666
那兩個蠢蛋...

995
00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:27,249
根本不會聊天

996
00:56:27,250 --> 00:56:30,874
一開口不是路況、天氣
就是問午餐吃什麼

997
00:56:30,875 --> 00:56:32,665
就像和兩個山頂洞人在一起

998
00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:34,332
我好懷念以前和你聊天的日子

999
00:56:34,333 --> 00:56:36,541
我也是

1000
00:56:37,541 --> 00:56:38,874
- 你知道嗎?
- 什麼?

1001
00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:40,790
- 你的瀏海很可愛
- 謝謝

1002
00:56:40,791 --> 00:56:42,499
- 剪得很好
- 謝謝

1003
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,957
我剛剛說不好看
只是要氣你的,對不起

1004
00:56:44,958 --> 00:56:47,125
- 沒關係,我知道,我懂
- 好

1005
00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:51,874
但謝謝你告訴我

1006
00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:52,957
好

1007
00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:54,540
我只有一件事想說

1008
00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:56,249
- 如果你能解除封鎖我的帳號
- 好

1009
00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,332
我們能談談你最近發的貼文嗎?

1010
00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,000
你會很討厭我剛才的貼文

1011
00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:04,165
狄羅倫索先生
每天都會用他的高壓清洗機

1012
00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:06,332
不是在沖他的籬笆

1013
00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:08,999
就是在沖他的躺椅

1014
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:13,165
反正他什麼垃圾都拿高壓清洗機沖

1015
00:57:13,166 --> 00:57:15,082
那你去跟他抱怨啊?

1016
00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:16,791
她抱怨很多次了

1017
00:57:17,291 --> 00:57:22,957
要是我淪落到要用高壓清洗機
把家具全部沖一遍來打發時間

1018
00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:25,290
乾脆把我丟到街上好了

1019
00:57:25,291 --> 00:57:28,665
就像緹琵海德倫那部電影一樣
讓鳥來啄我的眼睛

1020
00:57:28,666 --> 00:57:29,916
我求你了

1021
00:57:30,416 --> 00:57:31,999
安娜,我忘了告訴你

1022
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,915
你的房間在浴室對面

1023
00:57:33,916 --> 00:57:35,957
不了,媽
我們吃完午餐就要開車回去

1024
00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:37,290
- 不行!
- 想都別想

1025
00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:39,915
別這樣,爸
你知道媽不喜歡莫福留下來

1026
00:57:39,916 --> 00:57:40,958
人是會變的

1027
00:57:42,416 --> 00:57:43,291
真的嗎?

1028
00:57:45,625 --> 00:57:47,665
謝謝,那太好了

1029
00:57:47,666 --> 00:57:49,457
好!太棒了

1030
00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:50,582
我們晚上一起看電影

1031
00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:52,165
就像以前一樣

1032
00:57:52,166 --> 00:57:54,499
- 但要我們來挑片
- 不能讓你們選

1033
00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:55,832
不是每次都給你們選嗎?

1034
00:57:55,833 --> 00:57:58,707
每次都挑同一部電影
誰叫你們從來沒看完過

1035
00:57:58,708 --> 00:58:00,916
- 伊靈影業出的?
- 你們每次都看不完

1036
00:58:01,916 --> 00:58:04,083
他們之前至少會看到一半才睡著

1037
00:58:10,583 --> 00:58:11,916
要不要出去晃晃?

1038
00:58:13,708 --> 00:58:15,875
這樣不就會錯過這部老片的結局嗎?

1039
00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:17,832
我看過,後來狗死了

1040
00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:19,665
- 什麼?
- 我開玩笑的

1041
00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:20,791
我的天啊

1042
00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:23,000
誰會那麼拍?

1043
00:58:24,916 --> 00:58:26,165
待在這裡,我們馬上回來

1044
00:58:26,166 --> 00:58:27,500
- 別亂跑
- 乖狗狗

1045
00:58:33,041 --> 00:58:35,540
謝天謝地,人總算走了
我還擔心他們不走

1046
00:58:35,541 --> 00:58:37,125
是想再害我心臟病發作嗎?

1047
00:58:38,208 --> 00:58:39,790
- 高爾夫球車
- 好,上去

1048
00:58:39,791 --> 00:58:41,708
- 那我不客氣囉
- 快開

1049
00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:50,624
晚安,狄羅倫索先生

1050
00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:52,250
車道打理得很整潔

1051
00:58:57,416 --> 00:58:58,541
抄捷徑

1052
00:59:00,291 --> 00:59:02,832
- 下坡路,好陡喔
- 天啊

1053
00:59:02,833 --> 00:59:04,333
- 好
- 倒車

1054
00:59:31,250 --> 00:59:34,125
準備好再次歡度“騷莎舞之夜”了嗎?

1055
00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:40,916
只有我覺得
這邊全都是發情的老人嗎?

1056
00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:43,707
我不是要批評人家

1057
00:59:43,708 --> 00:59:46,999
畢竟都活超過80歲了
那你愛跟誰搞上,沒人管得著

1058
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,208
我同意

1059
00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:53,790
有個女士想跟你跳舞

1060
00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:55,000
- 她才沒有
- 她有

1061
00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:56,208
嗨

1062
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:58,250
陪我跳舞,小帥哥

1063
01:00:00,416 --> 01:00:01,416
不了,謝謝

1064
01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:04,457
- 她不會介意
- 對,我不介意

1065
01:00:04,458 --> 01:00:07,625
你就盡情跟他跳吧

1066
01:00:48,333 --> 01:00:50,041
好,謝謝你

1067
01:00:50,416 --> 01:00:51,416
祝你們玩得開心!

1068
01:00:58,666 --> 01:00:59,708
什麼?

1069
01:01:00,333 --> 01:01:02,457
你什麼時候學會跳騷莎?

1070
01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:06,333
記得我爸媽去年聖誕節
送我們去上舞蹈課嗎?

1071
01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:08,040
對,我們只上過一堂

1072
01:01:08,041 --> 01:01:09,415
你只上了一堂

1073
01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:12,082
你眼前可是站著一位騷莎舞三級大師

1074
01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:13,915
天啊,真不敢相信你繼續把課上完

1075
01:01:13,916 --> 01:01:16,291
他們不太願意讓人退款

1076
01:01:17,375 --> 01:01:19,415
所以你怎麼說?直接說我們分手了?

1077
01:01:19,416 --> 01:01:21,041
怎麼可能,太丟臉了

1078
01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:23,791
我跟他們說你得了腦膜炎

1079
01:01:24,458 --> 01:01:25,457
- 什麼?
- 對啊

1080
01:01:25,458 --> 01:01:27,249
參加驗光年會得到的

1081
01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:29,207
病得很重都住院了

1082
01:01:29,208 --> 01:01:31,958
- 你把我說成死了?
- 沒有,我沒那麼壞心腸

1083
01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:34,250
我只是說你昏迷不醒

1084
01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:37,665
但幸運的話,你隨時會醒來

1085
01:01:37,666 --> 01:01:39,707
好,我要跟你坦白

1086
01:01:39,708 --> 01:01:43,207
你不用愧疚
因為我跟冰沙店的人說你加入邪教

1087
01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:47,207
跟乾洗店的女士說
你因為稅務詐欺入獄

1088
01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:49,291
- 是嗎?聽起來像我會幹的事
- 對

1089
01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:53,957
什麼?這首嗎?

1090
01:01:53,958 --> 01:01:55,082
- 拜託
- 這首歌?

1091
01:01:55,083 --> 01:01:56,290
- 來吧
- 不要

1092
01:01:56,291 --> 01:01:57,290
- 拜託
- 不要

1093
01:01:57,291 --> 01:01:58,999
一首就好,來嘛,拜託

1094
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,916
我的屁股沒那麼會扭

1095
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:02,458
可以啦

1096
01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:13,083
扭屁股

1097
01:02:15,541 --> 01:02:16,750
很好

1098
01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:21,208
好

1099
01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:23,333
很好

1100
01:02:40,166 --> 01:02:41,166
好

1101
01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:23,250
你退後一點

1102
01:03:23,791 --> 01:03:25,749
- 我要用《熱舞17》那招
- 什麼?

1103
01:03:25,750 --> 01:03:26,999
-《熱舞17》
- 真的嗎?

1104
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,457
- 你確定嗎?
- 去吧

1105
01:03:28,458 --> 01:03:30,375
- 我要跳上去
- 我的天啊

1106
01:03:31,958 --> 01:03:34,957
羅斯!我的天啊!

1107
01:03:34,958 --> 01:03:35,958
羅斯,我...

1108
01:03:36,666 --> 01:03:37,791
我要掉下去了!

1109
01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:39,416
羅斯!

1110
01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:50,415
要喝嗎?

1111
01:03:50,416 --> 01:03:51,875
- 我喝很多了
- 抬頭

1112
01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:55,083
不要

1113
01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:00,041
很好啊

1114
01:04:05,083 --> 01:04:06,875
我真的很高興你來了

1115
01:04:07,458 --> 01:04:09,833
我也是,見到你爸媽很開心

1116
01:04:10,416 --> 01:04:12,458
我是說這整趟旅程

1117
01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:17,499
能跟你聊聊天真的很棒

1118
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:20,750
我前一陣子有好多話想跟你說

1119
01:04:21,583 --> 01:04:22,415
卻沒辦法說

1120
01:04:22,416 --> 01:04:23,582
比方說呢?

1121
01:04:23,583 --> 01:04:25,833
你還記得...

1122
01:04:26,333 --> 01:04:28,749
我去的健身房
有個穿牛仔褲來運動的人嗎?

1123
01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:29,999
- 牛仔褲男
- 牛仔褲男

1124
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,957
- 牛仔褲男超有趣
- 他換穿短褲了

1125
01:04:31,958 --> 01:04:34,082
- 怎麼可能?
- 我終於聽了你的建議

1126
01:04:34,083 --> 01:04:37,082
減少吃乳製品

1127
01:04:37,083 --> 01:04:39,290
你當初說得對,我之後比較少打呼了

1128
01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:40,583
我就說吧

1129
01:04:41,291 --> 01:04:42,666
至少我認為有改善了

1130
01:04:43,291 --> 01:04:44,916
- 很好
- 還有

1131
01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:47,833
我想告訴你

1132
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,708
我向你求婚不是因為想挽救什麼

1133
01:04:52,625 --> 01:04:54,958
我向你求婚是因為我愛你

1134
01:04:56,041 --> 01:04:58,083
我想與你共度一生

1135
01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:29,749
嗶聲後請留言

1136
01:05:29,750 --> 01:05:32,707
你好,我是羅斯歐文斯

1137
01:05:32,708 --> 01:05:36,333
恐怕我今天還是沒辦法去上班

1138
01:05:37,291 --> 01:05:40,375
我應該是得到了鏈球菌咽喉炎

1139
01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:44,166
講話很費力

1140
01:05:45,416 --> 01:05:46,583
呼吸也是

1141
01:05:48,458 --> 01:05:50,041
對,好痛

1142
01:05:51,750 --> 01:05:53,124
我會再聯絡你們

1143
01:05:53,125 --> 01:05:54,375
好,再見

1144
01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,624
你知道你不能空手而歸,對吧?

1145
01:05:59,625 --> 01:06:03,332
你媽隨時會拿一盒自製的堅果餅過來

1146
01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:04,915
外加吃剩的馬鈴薯沙拉

1147
01:06:04,916 --> 01:06:05,958
那更好

1148
01:06:06,291 --> 01:06:09,249
聽著,下次別拖那麼久才來,好嗎?

1149
01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:10,540
- 好
- 我只想說

1150
01:06:10,541 --> 01:06:15,333
人生苦短,也許天外飛來一顆匹克球
就讓我一命嗚呼了

1151
01:06:16,416 --> 01:06:17,916
- 我愛你
- 我也愛你

1152
01:06:19,625 --> 01:06:21,790
聖誕快樂

1153
01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:24,332
- 這是要我帶走的吧
- 拿去

1154
01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:26,999
別在回家的路上拆開
我知道你都那樣

1155
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,915
- 謝謝,媽
- 這是給莫福的

1156
01:06:29,916 --> 01:06:32,833
- 謝謝
- 佳節愉快,你這髒兮兮的小子

1157
01:06:33,708 --> 01:06:34,625
安娜

1158
01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:36,540
- 聖誕快樂
- 我的天啊

1159
01:06:36,541 --> 01:06:38,082
- 非常感謝
- 對

1160
01:06:38,083 --> 01:06:39,500
也祝你聖誕快樂

1161
01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:42,500
我真的很高興你來了

1162
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:43,958
我也很開心

1163
01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:49,540
希望你能遇上很棒的對象共度餘生

1164
01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:50,458
還有...

1165
01:06:51,791 --> 01:06:53,625
很可惜那個人不是羅斯

1166
01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:10,332
你沒事吧?

1167
01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:11,875
- 沒事,你呢?
- 沒事

1168
01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:25,458
不可能

1169
01:07:26,166 --> 01:07:28,541
- 你歌詞都記得嗎?
- 竟敢質疑我?

1170
01:07:28,916 --> 01:07:30,125
來確認一下啊

1171
01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:32,582
小雞中國,中國小雞

1172
01:07:32,583 --> 01:07:34,832
你吃了雞腿,腦袋就當機

1173
01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:37,582
待在家裡摸黑看《X檔案》

1174
01:07:37,583 --> 01:07:39,040
我希望這集會有吸菸男

1175
01:07:39,041 --> 01:07:40,915
跟哈里遜福特一樣,我要驚狂

1176
01:07:40,916 --> 01:07:43,624
跟史汀一樣,沉迷雙修
跟士力架一樣,包君滿意

1177
01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:46,124
跟黑澤明一樣,我愛拍爛片
好吧,其實我沒有

1178
01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:47,582
要是有的話,一定會有武士

1179
01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:49,665
我要找好一點的球桿,有止滑的握把

1180
01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:52,207
這樣揮桿時才不會飛出去

1181
01:07:52,208 --> 01:07:55,124
好好瞭解《美少女戰士》
因為這個卡通現在正紅

1182
01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:56,290
讓我想到不該想的事情

1183
01:07:56,291 --> 01:07:58,665
你生氣時那麼滑稽

1184
01:07:58,666 --> 01:08:00,457
要我憋笑怎麼行,我知道這樣很失禮

1185
01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:02,665
我是那種會在喪禮上笑出來的人

1186
01:08:02,666 --> 01:08:04,707
不懂我的意思嗎?很快讓你見分明

1187
01:08:04,708 --> 01:08:06,999
我這個人喜形於色

1188
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,040
我常常搞丟自己的上衣
一星期過去了,上回你看著我

1189
01:08:11,041 --> 01:08:13,415
雙手一攤說著“對不起”

1190
01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:15,332
五天過去了,上回我笑著對你說

1191
01:08:15,333 --> 01:08:17,499
“我早知道你會這麼做”

1192
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:19,332
三天過去了,上回我們在客廳

1193
01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:21,624
發現彼此都有問題,但我們能怎樣?

1194
01:08:21,625 --> 01:08:23,457
昨天你對我笑了笑

1195
01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:26,916
因為還有兩天,我們才要說對不起

1196
01:08:27,916 --> 01:08:30,791
還有兩天,我們才要說對不起

1197
01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:35,500
還有兩天,我們才要說對不起

1198
01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:39,500
貝治芒體育場
羅比慈善足球賽的主場

1199
01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:49,915
我應該會在我的房裡休息一下

1200
01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:51,666
好,我也要回房休息

1201
01:08:52,416 --> 01:08:53,916
牠能去我房間嗎?

1202
01:08:54,291 --> 01:08:55,166
當然可以

1203
01:08:55,791 --> 01:08:56,832
晚點見

1204
01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:57,791
好的,再見

1205
01:08:58,416 --> 01:08:59,500
莫福,我們走

1206
01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:04,582
晚點要一起吃晚餐嗎?

1207
01:09:04,583 --> 01:09:06,874
我在街角看到一間很可愛的中國餐廳

1208
01:09:06,875 --> 01:09:09,041
- 我們可以外帶回來吃
- 好,當然

1209
01:09:29,541 --> 01:09:31,540
- 喂?
- 嗨

1210
01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:32,500
好

1211
01:09:33,708 --> 01:09:34,999
長話短說

1212
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,457
我好像對羅斯還有感情

1213
01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:39,874
我要你告訴我是我瘋了

1214
01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:42,874
告訴我現在別再想他了

1215
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:44,874
對不起,我做不到

1216
01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:46,040
什麼?為什麼?

1217
01:09:46,041 --> 01:09:48,750
因為你們兩個很適合

1218
01:09:49,333 --> 01:09:50,957
早知道就別打給你

1219
01:09:50,958 --> 01:09:53,915
安娜,顯然你不想告訴我你的心裡話

1220
01:09:53,916 --> 01:09:55,458
別以為我不知道原因

1221
01:09:56,166 --> 01:09:57,291
你在說什麼?

1222
01:09:57,875 --> 01:10:00,916
你一直躲著我
因為你不想要身邊有小朋友

1223
01:10:02,541 --> 01:10:03,541
沒有,才...

1224
01:10:03,791 --> 01:10:05,874
才沒有那回事

1225
01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:08,832
有,但沒關係

1226
01:10:08,833 --> 01:10:10,457
我愛你

1227
01:10:10,458 --> 01:10:13,207
我知道你看到小朋友
感覺有多糟,多煎熬

1228
01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:17,957
我無法想像這麼希望懷上小孩的你

1229
01:10:17,958 --> 01:10:20,540
發現自己不能生育時有什麼感受

1230
01:10:20,541 --> 01:10:25,707
但我很清楚羅斯對你很好

1231
01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:29,040
你們兩個還是能共創美好的人生

1232
01:10:29,041 --> 01:10:30,416
你不覺得嗎?

1233
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:33,416
安娜?

1234
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,333
你好,莫福

1235
01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:06,208
- 你好
- 嗨

1236
01:11:07,791 --> 01:11:08,666
你好嗎?

1237
01:11:09,875 --> 01:11:11,041
謝謝你

1238
01:11:12,416 --> 01:11:14,625
我到處找這個

1239
01:11:15,208 --> 01:11:17,874
我問過牠東西在哪裡,但牠不記得了

1240
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:19,915
我懂,派對玩太嗨,太混亂了

1241
01:11:19,916 --> 01:11:21,500
牠可能喝太多狗狗瑪格麗特了

1242
01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:23,708
嗨,小蘿

1243
01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:25,666
牠們見到彼此很興奮

1244
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:29,124
莫福通常沒那麼主動

1245
01:11:29,125 --> 01:11:30,416
蘿莉本來就很主動

1246
01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:34,582
但莫福這麼帥
也難怪女生會被牠迷倒

1247
01:11:34,583 --> 01:11:36,791
我懂,女孩子哪受得了

1248
01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:40,874
謝謝你幫我們把東西收好

1249
01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:42,915
- 不會
- 莫福!

1250
01:11:42,916 --> 01:11:44,583
要不要喝杯啤酒?

1251
01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:49,040
- 當然好啊,謝謝
- 要嗎?好

1252
01:11:49,041 --> 01:11:50,333
能讓牠們自己玩嗎?

1253
01:11:51,083 --> 01:11:53,207
可以,牠們沒問題的

1254
01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:54,915
我對蘿莉不放心

1255
01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:58,874
你能辦這麼盛大的派對很厲害

1256
01:11:58,875 --> 01:11:59,791
哪會

1257
01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:02,665
我只是個派對活動企劃

1258
01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:06,165
對,但你是很棒的派對活動企劃
不是普通的那種

1259
01:12:06,166 --> 01:12:09,291
很了不起的狗媽媽

1260
01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:11,625
看看你安排的活動

1261
01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:13,833
你打造出的一切

1262
01:12:14,250 --> 01:12:15,250
真的很酷

1263
01:12:16,250 --> 01:12:20,625
我連兩百平方英尺的公寓都打理不好

1264
01:12:21,125 --> 01:12:22,708
沒事啦,我之前跟你一樣

1265
01:12:24,708 --> 01:12:25,916
對,滿難熬的

1266
01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:29,375
我只是覺得你應該為自己感到驕傲

1267
01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:32,332
從來沒有人這樣對我說過

1268
01:12:32,333 --> 01:12:33,791
你人真好

1269
01:12:35,333 --> 01:12:36,791
你還要在這裡待多久?

1270
01:12:37,958 --> 01:12:38,832
待到明天

1271
01:12:38,833 --> 01:12:41,916
- 一早就走
- 那麼快

1272
01:12:42,541 --> 01:12:44,250
這樣你之後得回來拜訪囉

1273
01:12:45,250 --> 01:12:46,375
對,我們應該會

1274
01:12:58,083 --> 01:12:59,416
- 怎麼了?
- 對不起

1275
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:01,250
對不起,我...

1276
01:13:12,375 --> 01:13:14,000
真棒,瑪芬

1277
01:13:20,541 --> 01:13:22,125
你好,要點什麼?

1278
01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:39,916
莫福

1279
01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:43,583
莫福!

1280
01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:46,333
兒子?

1281
01:14:49,791 --> 01:14:50,750
莫福!

1282
01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:53,708
莫福!

1283
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:55,957
過來,兒子

1284
01:14:55,958 --> 01:14:56,958
莫福!

1285
01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:00,416
莫福!

1286
01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:08,458
莫福!

1287
01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:11,375
莫福!

1288
01:15:14,416 --> 01:15:15,833
莫福!

1289
01:15:20,291 --> 01:15:21,207
莫福!

1290
01:15:21,208 --> 01:15:22,499
我的天啊

1291
01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:23,750
謝天謝地

1292
01:15:24,166 --> 01:15:25,250
兒子

1293
01:15:25,958 --> 01:15:27,332
我以為你淹死了

1294
01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:28,416
小傢伙

1295
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,374
幸好牠知道我的房間在哪裡

1296
01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:33,833
對,好險

1297
01:15:35,125 --> 01:15:37,749
下次你想跟你的新女友共度春宵

1298
01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:40,291
可以先告訴我,讓我來顧牠

1299
01:15:42,125 --> 01:15:43,790
你怎麼知道我去了哪裡?

1300
01:15:43,791 --> 01:15:46,040
不然牠的領結怎麼找回來的?

1301
01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:47,416
也是

1302
01:15:50,875 --> 01:15:52,750
你為什麼在車上要那樣?

1303
01:15:53,291 --> 01:15:54,708
- 怎麼樣?
- 牽我的手

1304
01:15:55,625 --> 01:15:56,708
我不知道

1305
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,125
我想我只是

1306
01:16:01,666 --> 01:16:02,958
想你了

1307
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:05,416
也許是我一時糊塗

1308
01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:07,207
安娜,我沒辦法

1309
01:16:07,208 --> 01:16:08,791
- 沒辦法什麼?
- 這個樣子!

1310
01:16:09,583 --> 01:16:11,791
天啊,你把我都搞糊塗了

1311
01:16:12,416 --> 01:16:15,041
你知道這段時間我多難熬嗎?

1312
01:16:15,833 --> 01:16:19,540
我孤孤單單一個人,身邊只剩下一隻

1313
01:16:19,541 --> 01:16:21,916
比我還要憂鬱的狗跟我作伴

1314
01:16:22,416 --> 01:16:24,290
然後你突然出現在我身邊

1315
01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:26,582
我滿腦子都在懊悔
當初我對我們之間的事

1316
01:16:26,583 --> 01:16:28,624
處理得有多糟

1317
01:16:28,625 --> 01:16:31,332
還有我一直想讓你打起精神
這點有多麼愚蠢

1318
01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:33,874
因為你怎麼有辦法打起精神?

1319
01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:36,207
但我就是不想看你那麼難過,懂嗎?

1320
01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:38,791
我想帶你走出低潮
但我不知道怎麼做

1321
01:16:40,250 --> 01:16:43,415
很遺憾我們見不到我們的孩子

1322
01:16:43,416 --> 01:16:45,207
沒辦法知道他們長什麼樣子

1323
01:16:45,208 --> 01:16:49,666
我知道那對你來說有多重要
我也不好受,好嗎?

1324
01:16:50,958 --> 01:16:53,332
你把我拒絕在外,安娜

1325
01:16:53,333 --> 01:16:56,750
你一夜之間就不跟我說話了

1326
01:16:57,125 --> 01:16:58,707
你封閉了你的內心

1327
01:16:58,708 --> 01:17:01,665
孩子不是我們的全部
但你搞得好像我們只剩那樣

1328
01:17:01,666 --> 01:17:03,375
但我們明明就不只那樣

1329
01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:18,375
你想知道我為什麼牽你的手嗎?

1330
01:17:23,708 --> 01:17:24,583
當然

1331
01:17:29,041 --> 01:17:31,375
我忘了原來跟你在一起這麼開心

1332
01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:37,875
對不起,我之前不願意跟你說,我...

1333
01:17:40,041 --> 01:17:41,750
太難受了

1334
01:17:44,041 --> 01:17:46,500
當...當我看到...

1335
01:17:46,833 --> 01:17:50,832
子宮出現在愚蠢的螢幕上

1336
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:52,541
結果

1337
01:17:53,458 --> 01:17:54,583
裡面都空了

1338
01:17:58,416 --> 01:18:01,999
我覺得自己好沒用、好內疚

1339
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,083
安娜

1340
01:18:05,375 --> 01:18:06,208
還有

1341
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:09,750
我覺得自己讓你失望了

1342
01:18:10,833 --> 01:18:13,041
- 都是我的錯
- 不是你的錯

1343
01:18:18,333 --> 01:18:19,833
我們可以重新開始嗎?

1344
01:18:25,166 --> 01:18:26,583
問題是

1345
01:18:28,625 --> 01:18:30,749
下次又遇到困難時,我們怎麼知道...

1346
01:18:30,750 --> 01:18:32,958
我們怎麼知道我們可以克服?

1347
01:18:37,916 --> 01:18:39,000
我不知道

1348
01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:43,333
總之就是會

1349
01:18:46,458 --> 01:18:48,625
我沒你那麼有信心

1350
01:18:52,375 --> 01:18:53,500
對不起

1351
01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:58,500
那我就等週末再送牠過來囉?

1352
01:20:00,208 --> 01:20:01,249
能聽我說句話嗎?

1353
01:20:01,250 --> 01:20:05,041
能聽我把話說完再拒絕我嗎?

1354
01:20:05,833 --> 01:20:06,666
好

1355
01:20:07,166 --> 01:20:08,000
好

1356
01:20:09,958 --> 01:20:14,000
一起養莫福這個方法行不通

1357
01:20:14,583 --> 01:20:16,165
對我不好,對莫福也不好

1358
01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:18,457
我知道這樣我們都不樂見

1359
01:20:18,458 --> 01:20:21,290
牠需要一個家,安娜,一個完整的家

1360
01:20:21,291 --> 01:20:22,415
我們領養牠時

1361
01:20:22,416 --> 01:20:23,708
- 答應過牠
- 什麼?

1362
01:20:27,791 --> 01:20:29,583
我真的很愛這隻狗

1363
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:30,999
你知道

1364
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,166
我的人生不能少了牠

1365
01:20:35,583 --> 01:20:36,666
不可能

1366
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,500
你想說什麼?

1367
01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:43,041
我太愛牠了,不忍心看牠這個樣子

1368
01:20:44,458 --> 01:20:45,874
所以我希望把牠交給你

1369
01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:48,499
- 不行,我不能讓你這麼做
- 你可以

1370
01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:50,707
- 不行
- 這是牠需要的,也是我們需要的

1371
01:20:50,708 --> 01:20:53,249
否則我們無法繼續前進,我沒有辦法

1372
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:54,290
我不可能繼續前進

1373
01:20:54,291 --> 01:20:57,708
要是我仍然每個星期都到你家
看到你還是...

1374
01:20:59,541 --> 01:21:00,541
我記憶中的那個你

1375
01:21:09,791 --> 01:21:10,958
我愛你,兒子

1376
01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:20,541
好了

1377
01:21:22,208 --> 01:21:23,875
再見,莫福

1378
01:21:29,333 --> 01:21:30,832
羅斯,我們能商量一下嗎?

1379
01:21:30,833 --> 01:21:32,499
不行,就這樣吧

1380
01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:33,416
拜託

1381
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:06,083
你覺得呢?

1382
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,000
你想看嗎?

1383
01:23:12,583 --> 01:23:16,665
好了,各位同學
放假前最後一次考試

1384
01:23:16,666 --> 01:23:17,833
好耶!

1385
01:23:18,750 --> 01:23:20,458
我看看,給你們...

1386
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,000
20分鐘

1387
01:23:23,583 --> 01:23:25,166
你們就盡量寫,都是你們學過的

1388
01:23:25,875 --> 01:23:27,250
要是你們不會寫

1389
01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:29,582
從宏觀的角度來看

1390
01:23:29,583 --> 01:23:32,291
也不會有什麼差別,所以就...那樣

1391
01:23:33,125 --> 01:23:34,500
好,開始作答

1392
01:23:37,583 --> 01:23:38,665
- 老兄
- 嗨,戴斯

1393
01:23:38,666 --> 01:23:39,957
你感覺怎麼樣?

1394
01:23:39,958 --> 01:23:41,666
好多了,謝謝

1395
01:23:42,250 --> 01:23:44,416
對,鏈球菌的傳染力真的很強

1396
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,541
我去過你的公寓找你

1397
01:23:48,083 --> 01:23:49,082
沒人應門

1398
01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:52,040
對,因為...沒錯,因為我...

1399
01:23:52,041 --> 01:23:54,040
吃了抗生素就一直昏睡

1400
01:23:54,041 --> 01:23:56,040
能告訴我你到底去哪了嗎?

1401
01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:57,332
你是什麼意思?

1402
01:23:57,333 --> 01:23:59,083
莫福終結者?

1403
01:23:59,916 --> 01:24:01,415
抱歉,那是什麼?

1404
01:24:01,416 --> 01:24:03,790
- 你不知道我在說什麼?
- 不知道

1405
01:24:03,791 --> 01:24:07,874
那你新增的兩萬八千名追蹤者
聽到一定很失望

1406
01:24:07,875 --> 01:24:11,499
“完美派對企劃喬絲”透露

1407
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:14,916
莫福在“海邊生日派對”
展開了一場小冒險

1408
01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:17,708
那邊還有你新的追蹤者

1409
01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:19,500
看看都是誰

1410
01:24:20,208 --> 01:24:22,040
你在想什麼?

1411
01:24:22,041 --> 01:24:24,707
- 帶你的狗去度假?
- 我的狗很憂鬱!

1412
01:24:24,708 --> 01:24:26,624
罰你輔導留校察看的學生,好嗎?

1413
01:24:26,625 --> 01:24:27,915
- 好,讓我看看
- 好

1414
01:24:27,916 --> 01:24:30,540
別再瞇眼睛了

1415
01:24:30,541 --> 01:24:31,540
我沒有瞇眼睛

1416
01:24:31,541 --> 01:24:33,332
- 你有
- 看東西本來就這樣看啊

1417
01:24:33,333 --> 01:24:35,625
- 去檢查你的眼睛
- 好啦

1418
01:24:44,458 --> 01:24:46,875
別動

1419
01:24:48,958 --> 01:24:50,165
別動

1420
01:24:50,166 --> 01:24:52,208
你說只是輕輕吹一下

1421
01:24:52,958 --> 01:24:55,625
別動!我的天啊!

1422
01:24:56,125 --> 01:24:57,666
好了,檢查完了嗎?

1423
01:24:58,333 --> 01:24:59,207
謝謝你

1424
01:24:59,208 --> 01:25:01,666
好消息是你還看得見

1425
01:25:02,666 --> 01:25:04,208
但只看得到眼前六英尺

1426
01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:05,582
戴上這個

1427
01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:06,958
這是你的近視度數

1428
01:25:07,458 --> 01:25:08,708
還有診療費

1429
01:25:26,708 --> 01:25:27,791
好

1430
01:25:37,125 --> 01:25:38,458
金蔥條...

1431
01:26:36,541 --> 01:26:37,540
嗨

1432
01:26:37,541 --> 01:26:39,874
歡迎來拯救毛小孩協會

1433
01:26:39,875 --> 01:26:42,166
你在找新的毛小孩嗎?

1434
01:26:43,416 --> 01:26:44,749
對,差不多吧

1435
01:26:44,750 --> 01:26:47,040
等等,你以前來過

1436
01:26:47,041 --> 01:26:48,499
莫福,對吧?

1437
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,457
沒錯,記性真好

1438
01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:51,541
小傢伙還好嗎?

1439
01:26:52,291 --> 01:26:53,166
對

1440
01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:55,083
牠很好

1441
01:26:55,875 --> 01:26:58,082
- 牠很棒
- 我們不該有私心

1442
01:26:58,083 --> 01:27:00,916
但你們領養牠時,我真的很開心

1443
01:27:01,458 --> 01:27:04,500
知道那隻狗狗會去到一個充滿愛的家

1444
01:27:05,750 --> 01:27:06,625
對啊

1445
01:27:07,750 --> 01:27:08,708
對

1446
01:27:09,916 --> 01:27:10,791
好

1447
01:27:11,708 --> 01:27:13,874
那就來幫你找一隻新的狗狗吧

1448
01:27:13,875 --> 01:27:14,833
好,走吧

1449
01:27:23,458 --> 01:27:26,291
你一定無法相信這些狗狗經歷了什麼

1450
01:27:27,916 --> 01:27:31,375
飼主失婚,家庭破碎

1451
01:27:32,166 --> 01:27:33,958
布魯諾被人遺棄在袋子裡

1452
01:27:34,875 --> 01:27:36,041
但是

1453
01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:38,833
牠們只需要一點關愛,不是嗎?

1454
01:27:40,791 --> 01:27:42,291
對,誰不需要呢?

1455
01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:46,208
牠叫坎迪莉絲,很討人喜歡

1456
01:27:46,666 --> 01:27:48,250
而且牠很健談

1457
01:27:49,291 --> 01:27:50,499
你是說牠很愛吠

1458
01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:53,250
但不是討人厭的那種

1459
01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:55,666
然後

1460
01:27:56,458 --> 01:27:58,540
這邊的吉斯摩非常聰明

1461
01:27:58,541 --> 01:28:00,583
你家的家具很貴嗎?

1462
01:28:01,208 --> 01:28:03,499
我越想越覺得
我現在可能不適合領養新狗狗

1463
01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:05,957
對我來說可能有點太早了

1464
01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:06,958
別這樣

1465
01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:08,332
- 拜託
- 什麼?

1466
01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:09,250
只是...

1467
01:28:09,791 --> 01:28:12,040
牠們就要被送去獸醫那裡

1468
01:28:12,041 --> 01:28:13,915
因為牠們在這裡待到快期滿了

1469
01:28:13,916 --> 01:28:15,541
沒有人認養牠們...

1470
01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:20,125
好吧

1471
01:28:36,791 --> 01:28:37,916
就是

1472
01:28:38,333 --> 01:28:39,291
這裡了

1473
01:28:39,875 --> 01:28:41,624
我知道不是多漂亮的地方

1474
01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:44,208
但有求於人也沒得抱怨
對吧,安潔莉娜?

1475
01:28:45,291 --> 01:28:46,749
我帶你參觀一下

1476
01:28:46,750 --> 01:28:50,750
這邊是客廳兼廚房

1477
01:28:51,208 --> 01:28:53,208
什麼?別那樣看我

1478
01:28:53,708 --> 01:28:56,249
不然你以為老師的薪水能住多好?

1479
01:28:56,250 --> 01:28:59,375
那張是你可愛的小床

1480
01:29:00,750 --> 01:29:01,708
進去吧

1481
01:29:08,041 --> 01:29:08,916
好

1482
01:29:09,916 --> 01:29:11,249
我們晚點再試

1483
01:29:11,250 --> 01:29:13,291
聽說那張床很好躺

1484
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:16,791
飛走...

1485
01:29:17,958 --> 01:29:19,791
悲傷飛走

1486
01:29:23,250 --> 01:29:24,416
不給我好臉色也是應該

1487
01:29:26,791 --> 01:29:27,708
點心!

1488
01:29:28,416 --> 01:29:29,458
晚餐!

1489
01:29:29,833 --> 01:29:30,916
散步!

1490
01:29:33,166 --> 01:29:34,208
去撿!

1491
01:29:35,666 --> 01:29:38,916
你準備好迎接獨一無二的

1492
01:29:39,541 --> 01:29:41,207
熊熊先生了嗎?

1493
01:29:41,208 --> 01:29:42,124
好耶!

1494
01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:44,416
快去,去撿

1495
01:29:45,666 --> 01:29:46,749
對!

1496
01:29:46,750 --> 01:29:47,666
不要!

1497
01:29:48,166 --> 01:29:49,875
不要!

1498
01:29:50,500 --> 01:29:51,790
都快聖誕節了

1499
01:29:51,791 --> 01:29:53,125
應該沒關係吧

1500
01:29:55,083 --> 01:29:56,125
拆吧

1501
01:30:04,416 --> 01:30:05,750
莫福!

1502
01:30:06,583 --> 01:30:07,500
你看是你

1503
01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:09,916
好可愛!

1504
01:30:13,458 --> 01:30:14,541
看看我拿到什麼

1505
01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:23,666
怎麼了?別告訴我你也很寂寞

1506
01:30:24,458 --> 01:30:26,500
你想念你在狗狗收容所的朋友嗎?

1507
01:30:27,791 --> 01:30:29,290
你不想玩我拋你撿

1508
01:30:29,291 --> 01:30:30,790
也不想抱抱

1509
01:30:30,791 --> 01:30:32,500
飼料也不怎麼吃

1510
01:30:33,791 --> 01:30:37,083
這碗泥狀營養品你應該不想吃吧

1511
01:30:38,125 --> 01:30:39,333
真的嗎?

1512
01:30:41,666 --> 01:30:42,833
你想試試看嗎?

1513
01:30:44,583 --> 01:30:46,166
好,你就吃吧

1514
01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:48,125
難吃別怪我

1515
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,041
不可能

1516
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,540
“莫福,如果你感覺很糟

1517
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:05,791
吃青菜吧,會讓你樂淘淘”

1518
01:31:20,125 --> 01:31:21,665
- 嗨!
- 嗨!

1519
01:31:21,666 --> 01:31:23,040
那些是法棍嗎?

1520
01:31:23,041 --> 01:31:23,957
對

1521
01:31:23,958 --> 01:31:25,583
我幫你的麵包抹了奶油

1522
01:31:34,375 --> 01:31:35,874
她打呼好大聲

1523
01:31:35,875 --> 01:31:36,875
對,沒錯

1524
01:31:37,958 --> 01:31:39,083
誰打呼打成那樣?

1525
01:31:39,875 --> 01:31:41,375
跟我們一起過聖誕節吧

1526
01:31:42,375 --> 01:31:44,874
- 什麼?聖誕節?才不要
- 對,拜託

1527
01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:46,125
戴斯蒙德

1528
01:31:46,916 --> 01:31:48,707
這次應該不會再把火雞烤焦了

1529
01:31:48,708 --> 01:31:52,708
不對,上次我去吃晚餐
戴斯蒙德燒焦的是豌豆,好嗎?豌豆

1530
01:31:53,958 --> 01:31:56,166
你不用同情我

1531
01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:58,082
好嗎?我沒事

1532
01:31:58,083 --> 01:32:00,166
才怪,你一點都不好

1533
01:32:00,541 --> 01:32:02,749
你聖誕節要一個人過

1534
01:32:02,750 --> 01:32:04,207
你的提議很窩心

1535
01:32:04,208 --> 01:32:06,040
- 我很感激,但...
- 拜託

1536
01:32:06,041 --> 01:32:07,874
- 我...
- 一定會很棒

1537
01:32:07,875 --> 01:32:10,166
我也很想去,只是...

1538
01:32:13,250 --> 01:32:14,083
好吧

1539
01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:15,833
好

1540
01:32:19,083 --> 01:32:20,083
我會去

1541
01:32:21,083 --> 01:32:24,165
如果你要我在戴斯蒙德烤火雞時

1542
01:32:24,166 --> 01:32:28,416
替你們顧小孩,我...

1543
01:32:30,166 --> 01:32:31,166
我可以幫忙

1544
01:32:31,916 --> 01:32:34,790
這可能是我最喜歡的聖誕禮物了

1545
01:32:34,791 --> 01:32:35,833
謝謝你

1546
01:32:42,083 --> 01:32:43,874
拜託,安潔莉娜

1547
01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:45,124
你得尿尿

1548
01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:46,583
走了,拜託

1549
01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:48,916
拜託

1550
01:32:49,166 --> 01:32:50,125
為了我?

1551
01:32:52,916 --> 01:32:54,374
這沒得商量

1552
01:32:54,375 --> 01:32:55,791
我們得去尿尿

1553
01:32:56,458 --> 01:32:57,333
我們要出門尿尿

1554
01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:00,916
太好了,要去尿尿囉!

1555
01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:07,083
看到沒?

1556
01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:09,499
我就說來公園很棒吧

1557
01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:11,166
這是莫福最喜歡的公園

1558
01:33:11,791 --> 01:33:13,374
我們去吃點心怎麼樣?

1559
01:33:13,375 --> 01:33:14,625
你喜歡蝴蝶脆餅嗎?

1560
01:33:15,583 --> 01:33:16,582
很好,我也是

1561
01:33:16,583 --> 01:33:17,499
來,過來

1562
01:33:17,500 --> 01:33:20,415
我們試試看
幫你解開牽繩,好嗎?坐下

1563
01:33:20,416 --> 01:33:21,791
我要解開牽繩

1564
01:33:22,458 --> 01:33:25,666
別動

1565
01:33:28,125 --> 01:33:29,499
太好了,我們走

1566
01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:30,457
慢一點,等等

1567
01:33:30,458 --> 01:33:32,499
等等我,安潔莉娜!別跑!

1568
01:33:32,500 --> 01:33:34,499
馬上停下來!過來

1569
01:33:34,500 --> 01:33:37,041
過來,安潔莉娜!別跑,安潔莉娜!

1570
01:33:38,250 --> 01:33:39,249
安潔莉娜!

1571
01:33:39,250 --> 01:33:42,500
安潔莉娜,別跑!

1572
01:33:43,083 --> 01:33:44,291
別跑!過來!

1573
01:33:46,041 --> 01:33:47,083
安潔莉娜!

1574
01:33:47,666 --> 01:33:49,874
安潔莉娜!別跑!

1575
01:33:49,875 --> 01:33:51,624
安潔莉娜,拜託

1576
01:33:51,625 --> 01:33:52,832
別跑,別動

1577
01:33:52,833 --> 01:33:54,290
來,對

1578
01:33:54,291 --> 01:33:56,207
我的天啊

1579
01:33:56,208 --> 01:33:57,624
你這隻瘋狗狗

1580
01:33:57,625 --> 01:33:59,583
你不能就這樣跑掉

1581
01:34:00,083 --> 01:34:00,915
過來

1582
01:34:00,916 --> 01:34:02,333
天啊,真的是...

1583
01:34:15,833 --> 01:34:16,666
羅斯

1584
01:34:17,166 --> 01:34:18,083
嗨

1585
01:34:19,666 --> 01:34:21,874
- 嗨
- 你在這做什麼?

1586
01:34:21,875 --> 01:34:23,583
其實我在遛我的狗

1587
01:34:24,166 --> 01:34:25,500
- 你的狗?
- 對啊

1588
01:34:26,291 --> 01:34:27,916
牠叫安潔莉娜

1589
01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:30,041
安潔莉娜

1590
01:34:31,791 --> 01:34:33,166
牠是從...

1591
01:34:33,791 --> 01:34:35,541
拯救毛小孩協會領養來的

1592
01:34:36,250 --> 01:34:37,125
好

1593
01:34:38,750 --> 01:34:39,582
我可以摸嗎?

1594
01:34:39,583 --> 01:34:40,582
當然可以

1595
01:34:40,583 --> 01:34:42,833
兒子,你好嗎?我很想你

1596
01:34:43,333 --> 01:34:44,625
你好嗎?

1597
01:34:47,291 --> 01:34:48,375
你...

1598
01:34:49,083 --> 01:34:49,915
配了眼鏡

1599
01:34:49,916 --> 01:34:52,457
對,我配了眼鏡

1600
01:34:52,458 --> 01:34:54,540
沒想到我視力這麼差

1601
01:34:54,541 --> 01:34:57,708
真奇怪你之前沒早點勸我去檢查

1602
01:34:58,875 --> 01:35:01,041
眼鏡很好看,很適合你

1603
01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:02,333
真的嗎?

1604
01:35:03,083 --> 01:35:03,916
謝謝

1605
01:35:12,625 --> 01:35:13,540
很高興見到你

1606
01:35:13,541 --> 01:35:15,583
我也是,聖誕快樂

1607
01:35:16,166 --> 01:35:17,166
聖誕快樂

1608
01:35:25,416 --> 01:35:26,415
安娜?

1609
01:35:26,416 --> 01:35:27,541
怎麼了?

1610
01:35:28,375 --> 01:35:29,375
你好嗎?

1611
01:35:32,208 --> 01:35:33,291
我很好

1612
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:37,083
真的嗎?

1613
01:35:39,291 --> 01:35:41,083
莫福呢?

1614
01:35:41,791 --> 01:35:42,750
牠沒事

1615
01:35:44,250 --> 01:35:45,583
只是有一點...

1616
01:35:47,375 --> 01:35:48,207
悲傷?

1617
01:35:48,208 --> 01:35:50,166
對,好像...

1618
01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:52,375
少了什麼

1619
01:35:54,416 --> 01:35:55,958
我想跟你說

1620
01:35:57,875 --> 01:36:00,333
我無法不去想我有多愛...

1621
01:36:02,250 --> 01:36:04,041
我想我會一直愛下去

1622
01:36:05,916 --> 01:36:08,457
愛一輩子
要是我再不說出口一定會後悔

1623
01:36:08,458 --> 01:36:09,375
你指莫福嗎?

1624
01:36:11,708 --> 01:36:13,708
不是,安娜,是你

1625
01:36:19,166 --> 01:36:20,791
我好想你

1626
01:36:21,916 --> 01:36:24,374
我每天都好想你

1627
01:36:24,375 --> 01:36:25,290
真的嗎?

1628
01:36:25,291 --> 01:36:26,208
真的

1629
01:36:26,750 --> 01:36:29,332
我以為沒有你,我也能活下去

1630
01:36:29,333 --> 01:36:31,707
我以為這對我們都好

1631
01:36:31,708 --> 01:36:33,457
沒有比較好,太可怕了

1632
01:36:33,458 --> 01:36:34,874
糟糕透了

1633
01:36:34,875 --> 01:36:35,790
糟透了

1634
01:36:35,791 --> 01:36:36,915
我真的以為

1635
01:36:36,916 --> 01:36:39,624
只要整理好我的公寓
就可以重新振作

1636
01:36:39,625 --> 01:36:41,415
但就算我整理了

1637
01:36:41,416 --> 01:36:42,415
我還是一樣

1638
01:36:42,416 --> 01:36:43,999
- 你整理了你的公寓?
- 對

1639
01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:45,416
我裝了很多抽屜收納盒

1640
01:36:47,083 --> 01:36:47,916
我變了?

1641
01:36:48,291 --> 01:36:50,332
- 我也彈了我爸做的吉他
- 太誇張了

1642
01:36:50,333 --> 01:36:52,040
- 對啊
- 你還是安娜嗎?

1643
01:36:52,041 --> 01:36:53,041
不知道

1644
01:36:53,583 --> 01:36:55,125
你之前說得對

1645
01:36:56,166 --> 01:36:58,041
有你的生活更有趣

1646
01:36:58,375 --> 01:37:00,790
我就說吧,而且我跟你說

1647
01:37:00,791 --> 01:37:03,249
我不希望我們的團名叫“錯的人”

1648
01:37:03,250 --> 01:37:04,540
- 我也是
- 我不想

1649
01:37:04,541 --> 01:37:05,541
不如叫...

1650
01:37:06,333 --> 01:37:07,541
“一生一世”怎麼樣?

1651
01:37:08,208 --> 01:37:09,791
太俗氣了

1652
01:37:10,375 --> 01:37:12,207
- 但我們可以再想想
- 好

1653
01:37:12,208 --> 01:37:13,125
好

1654
01:37:30,291 --> 01:37:31,250
我愛你

1655
01:37:32,291 --> 01:37:33,375
我愛你

1656
01:37:53,666 --> 01:37:54,500
莫福

1657
01:37:55,291 --> 01:37:56,666
好棒的毛衣,兒子

1658
01:37:57,250 --> 01:37:58,915
等你看過這一件再說

1659
01:38:00,166 --> 01:38:01,791
那你看我的

1660
01:38:02,375 --> 01:38:03,415
不可能

1661
01:38:04,750 --> 01:38:06,082
太誇張了

1662
01:38:06,083 --> 01:38:07,915
真可愛,她手藝真好

1663
01:38:07,916 --> 01:38:09,000
她很厲害

1664
01:38:09,500 --> 01:38:11,874
你很快就有自己的毛衣了,安潔莉娜

1665
01:38:11,875 --> 01:38:13,332
別擔心

1666
01:38:13,333 --> 01:38:14,583
你不用擔心

1667
01:38:17,166 --> 01:38:18,124
關於這個樂團...

1668
01:38:18,125 --> 01:38:20,540
對,我覺得我應該當主音吉他手

1669
01:38:20,541 --> 01:38:22,333
- 因為我現在會彈吉他了
- 對

1670
01:38:22,916 --> 01:38:26,249
- 你彈過幾次?
- 一次

1671
01:38:26,250 --> 01:38:28,208
那你會幾種和弦?

1672
01:38:29,416 --> 01:38:31,999
三種,但其中兩種比較有把握

1673
01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:33,500
好

1674
01:38:35,250 --> 01:38:36,166
我想...

1675
01:38:36,875 --> 01:38:39,457
還是我們的團名叫“再愛一次”

1676
01:38:39,458 --> 01:38:40,583
我喜歡

1677
01:38:41,333 --> 01:38:43,124
等等,莫福要在樂團裡負責什麼?

1678
01:38:43,125 --> 01:38:45,041
當然是主唱

1679
01:38:45,916 --> 01:38:47,375
你也是,安潔莉娜

1680
01:38:47,666 --> 01:38:49,166
你可以當和聲歌手

1681
01:40:45,375 --> 01:40:48,708
《愛犬莫福》

1682
01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:15,999
字幕翻譯: 蘇君宇

1683
01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:18,083
創意監督
張世幸