[car horn honks, engine revs]
[dramatic music]
- You got to have a good time. No bad moods tonight.
It's Vegas.
- ♪ And I will trust ♪
- Fun. - Big one.
- ♪ You're a gambling man ♪
- Isn't this where they filmed "The Hangover" at?
- Yeah, "Hangover" is one of my favorite movies.
[indistinct shouting]
♪ ♪
- I lost everything. - Damn.
- Oh, there goes your money.
- I lost it all.
- Cole, win this hand, we go to a strip club.
[classical music]
- We're so ----ed. - I'm so ----ed.
- Oh, yeah!
Yeah. - Wow.
- Whoa. - Oh, my God.
- Are you kidding me?
[cheering]
[laughter]
- That looks hot on you, Steven.
- You need to eat. - I'm drinking.
- Dear Heavenly Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.
- I'm uncertain if I want to get married in Vegas.
[dramatic classical music]
♪ ♪
[cow moos]
- What are you packing?
Cole!
[laughs] - Think I should bring that?
- It's on upside down.
- Is it? - Yeah.
[upbeat music]
- So, you know, you're getting a suitcase.
You're packing a bag.
- I think you know the answer. Yes, I am officially...
- You're coming? - Going, I guess.
- Yay!
- I'm officially going to Vegas, Summer.
- Aw.
- Huh? What do you think about that?
Finally made the decision to go to Vegas.
Over the past few months, I haven't been there for Alli
as much as I should have, and I feel like
this is an opportunity for me to show her
that I truly do care about making this work.
Hopefully he don't end up at a strip club.
- No, I'm just telling you right now--
do not go to a strip club, do not let Cole go into one.
- It's his bachelor party. - Don't go.
- I'm excited to see Cowboy Christmas again,
because I think it'd be worth it next year
for, like, all of our products and your stuff.
- Yeah.
- The tallow and then our apparel.
I want to see if there is any tallow companies out there.
See when you try the competitors' stuff,
see if it's better. - Yeah.
I forgot to tell you,
but Steven and I kind of briefly talked on the phone.
And, I mean, it went better than how it has been going,
so I think, in Vegas, we'll be just fine.
- Right now with everything going on,
I'm super excited for Vegas, to be able to go out there
for a few days and just have fun
and blow off some steam,
when we've all been going through a lot.
Yeah, I think it just needs to be a good, fun time.
We're all out there to have fun.
With Dad being away, it sucks so bad.
It's the worst thing, but we can't stop living our life.
- No. Why?
- We could just make it
the wedding night instead of the bachelor.
- [chuckles] You think we'll do that?
- What's better than getting married in Vegas?
- I can think of a few things. [chuckles]
- I mean, we could always just do a wedding back here.
But I know, with my dad, everything going on,
we don't really know when he's gonna get out, so...
- Wait, so are you being serious?
- I don't know.
I mean, I guess, if the night leads us there.
- Cole, I don't want to get married in Vegas.
Cole comes up with some crazy ideas, but a wedding in Vegas?
I want to have a real wedding and have everyone there,
have Blair there.
- We're gonna have a real wedding.
Could just get married out there,
and then we're already married, and then we can get--
you know, we can actually plan the wedding whenever.
- Vegas is tacky.
What, Elvis is gonna be Cole's best man?
And who's gonna be my maid of honor--Dolly Parton?
- I think we should.
Think about it.
- ♪ Whoa-oh, tell me what you want ♪
♪ We could have it all ♪
♪ Yes, baby, we're living large tonight ♪
♪ Hey, speeding with no brakes ♪
- Even though we really had our first major argument,
I'm so happy that Allie is deciding
to come out here to Vegas.
- The fact that you can't have a conversation
with your sister-in-law face-to-face
and you're gonna be business partners with her--
that's ----ing weird without the context,
and the context is even ---ing weirder.
- Our first trip together--this is going
to be a nice romantic getaway.
At least I hope so.
[laughter]
- ♪ Let's hit the road, babe, there's no looking back ♪
- ♪ It feels like home on a brand-new track ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Kick up your heels ♪
♪ Leave your cares in the past ♪
- Yeehaw!
- Yep. - Yep.
- I've never stayed here.
- Thank you.
- Welcome to Virgin Hotels Las Vegas.
- Double door.
Whoa! - Damn.
- Wow. - Whoa.
- Oh, my God.
- [laughs] - Oh, yeah, this is sick.
- Dang, this is nice.
- Oh, Jake, look. There's a pool table.
- There's a pool table? - This is so your room.
- We can do, like, a group sauna session.
- Oh, and the gym! - Is that a bowling alley?
It has a bowling alley.
- This is way above anything I've ever experienced
in my life.
- Normally, when I'm going to Vegas,
I'm trying to find me, like, a $88 room night,
something cheap, you know,
and not something with a bowling alley
and a swimming pool in it.
I mean, this is crazy.
- To the party suite. - Works for me.
- Whoo! [cans popping open]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- Are you gonna drink a little bit while we're out here?
- I think we both need a drink. - Yeah.
- You know, Steven and I did have our first fight
leading up to this trip, and I honestly was
really thrown off guard by it.
I'm gonna take a bath. - Okay.
- Our conversation did not go well.
Steven and I clearly have some communication issues
that we need to work through,
and that scares me.
- I'll get us a glass of wine. - Okay.
[John Cuggins' "Sweetest Lies"]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Got me trapped in your world ♪
- [gasps] Steven.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- But, man, the sexy bod that he works so hard on--
I will take it all.
- Cheers to Vegas and getting away
from what we've been dealing with back at home.
We're gonna have fun this week. - A little break.
- It'll be a good week. both: Cheers.
- Things have been a little shaky,
and I want this trip to be a reset for us,
for her to remember why we're so good together.
So, even though there's a lot of temptations,
I'm gonna make sure I'm on my best behavior.
- And that. - Mm-hmm.
- ♪ You're so good when you're bad ♪
♪ You're so cruel 'cause you know... ♪
- Let's go see where Allie is.
- What is she doing? - I think she's getting ready.
- Is this where Allie's getting ready?
- No, she's getting ready in the room.
But I just wanted to talk to you for a minute.
- Okay.
- I just wanted to say that I know that we've had
our ups and downs over the last couple months,
and I think that there was a multitude of factors from it.
- Yeah.
- And, obviously, there is some things
that were said that made me feel a little weird,
some things that were said by Allie that were not accurate.
The last time Kacie and I would communicate directly
and I would be telling her about my dates--
that's when Allie says I have an inappropriate relationship
with Kacie.
Like, I've always viewed you 100% like my little sister.
I think that her seeing us work together
on the tallow is why she said
you and I are way closer than her.
And I think it came from a place of jealousy,
and I'll have a conversation with her about that.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, Steven,
but our personal relationship started getting weird the day
you decided you want to give your new girlfriend
20% of the tallow business.
I think you're trying to use Allie as a scapegoat.
- But as far as the tallow goes,
I apologize for my part in the things that I was saying.
I should have came to you directly.
- Mm-hmm.
But I also just want you to know that,
like, with the Allie situation, I don't think I played,
like, any role in it, and it was awkward for me, too.
And I look at you as my brother.
We're the only ones who live at the farm full-time.
- I know, and, hell, you guys lived with me.
- Yeah. I want to have a good relationship with you again...
- Mm-hmm. I agree. Well, we will.
- Outside of the tallow business.
- We will.
- I'm still not sure what's gonna end up
happening with the tallow business,
but that's something we can figure out
whenever we get home.
I just want to sweep everything under the rug
right now while we're in Vegas.
[country music]
- Let's go see what Allie's doing.
- Yeah. Your guys' room is trashed.
No way!
- I literally was like, what can I help you hang up?
- Oh, yeah. We got a lot going on in here.
- All right, boys and ladies, round it up.
- All right, I got the drinks.
- All right, y'all. Let's do it.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
- ♪ I'm running hard ♪
- ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
- ♪ I'm running hard ♪
- ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
- I really hope that me and Jesse
get to enjoy each other's company
and kind of forget everything that's been going on.
- Do you guys want, like, a pitcher?
- I think that this is kind of a stepping stone for us.
- I think that after you guys get home
from your Thunder Down Under,
you need to see if Cole can outdance the show that you saw.
- She's gonna come home with some new inspo for you.
- I think I need to go get some new inspo for you guys.
- No, never mind. - [laughs]
- If you go to a burlesque show, you can.
I told you that.
- Literally, the women told us
they can go to Thunder Down Under,
but we can't go to a strip club.
- It's very different. - That is literally insane.
- At the strip club, there are exposed boobs,
and at Thunder Down Under, there are just
clothed men dancing, like a boy band.
- Because the women are on poles and dance a little more?
Like, the guys are still wearing just something
over their dick, probably, that's it.
- It's very different.
- That's literally the same thing.
- It does not.
Don't be a hypocrite and say that we can't go
to a strip club, because it's the same thing.
She's gonna get brought up onstage.
- Kacie. - I've seen "Magic Mike."
- Kacie. - I know what it is.
- What a motley crew.
- She was coming to Vegas by herself, had no plan.
I don't think it's gonna get that wild.
We're not gonna see a single wiener.
- Oh. - Look at that.
- [laughs] - [gasps] Wow, Jesse!
- I'm not. - You need to eat.
- I'm drinking.
You girls need to go do your own thing.
- You're gonna go sleep in their room.
- No, I ain't. - Yeah, you are.
Jesse sometimes can have two different kind of drunks.
You know, sometimes when he's drinking, it's a great time,
and then sometimes he wants to pick fights with me.
You piss me off.
- Right now it's the latter.
[tense music]
Alli already getting on my nerves--
it feels like we're right back home, right where we started.
It's frustrating, because, like, this trip was supposed
to be a fresh restart for us,
and now it feels like we're just doing the same thing
we were back in Missouri.
- I did.
We're not off to a good start,
and that makes me a little apprehensive
about the rest of this trip.
It's starting like this.
I don't want it to end like this.
♪ ♪
- ♪ It's going down, and my boys go hard ♪
- I got to piss so bad.
- So, Cole, I'm not gonna lie.
We probably will not make it back down
to the bar tonight with y'all. - We're not doing anything now.
I mean, I'm gonna black out, but--
- [laughs]
- You guys are old.
- Tomorrow is our night, because it's 12:00 our time.
I have to get up early and work,
and then I'm ready to party.
- Well, tomorrow night's gonna be fun.
It'll be the bachelor, bachelorette.
And then Thursday maybe go to the chapel, get married.
I don't know. - What?
- Are you actually being serious?
- Why wouldn't we? It's Vegas, bro.
What are we waiting on? - I would love this.
- Seriously? - We don't know yet.
But we've talked about it,
because we're, like, sitting here like, okay,
we don't really know right now when Dad's gonna be out.
So we're like, what if we just got married,
and then we can plan our wedding when Dad gets out?
And then who cares if it's two years from now?
We can have another kid and be fine before then.
Because we still want to have a big wedding.
Like, she still wants to have a big one.
We want to wait for my dad to get out
to have an actual wedding,
and we don't know when that's gonna be.
I don't really want to wait another couple years to do so,
so why not just get married now?
The only thing we're worried about is,
we haven't told Mom anything. - Can we fly her out?
- This ain't Mom's type of scene anyways.
- I think you should definitely tell your mom.
- No. Here's what I'm thinking.
Blair's birthday is Saturday. - No, tell your mom.
Your mom's gonna be happy no matter what.
- Would you go home with a ring?
I mean, I bet Cowboy Christmas
has some really cool setups for 'em.
- Yeah, we can look for you tomorrow.
- Which hand does it go on? - The left.
- Left ring finger.
That's your right. - That's your right hand.
[laughs] Cole. - There you go, bud.
[rock music]
- Can I get three lemon drop shots?
- Hey, Cole.
Drink that, and tell me if you think that's Malibu in there.
It's a very stiff drink.
I can't hardly take a drink.
- It's nothing. There's no alcohol.
- That is straight alcohol.
- I'm pretty sure it's Kool-Aid.
There's no alcohol in that. - Cole!
- I thought I was drinking a Kool-Aid.
- There's no alcohol in that. - Let's all raise our glass.
We all love each other.
We'll forgive each other in the morning.
- Oh, yes.
- Vegas is not new to me
and Jesse or Cole, but Brayden...
- I'm saving the ----ing farm, baby.
- Kacie's never been.
Get ready, buddy. You don't know what to expect.
- I'm drunk. - Lemon drop. You got it?
You got that, brother?
[gun cocking, gunshot]
[exciting music]
- Set, hut, hut, hut!
♪ ♪
- What up? - Morning.
- Is that a vanilla bean frap?
- Vanilla bean frappuccino, Cole?
- Morning. - Morning. Cheers.
- Is this where they slept?
- That's ----ing crazy, and I want it to happen.
You're gonna be a wife in 24 hours.
- It's just not what I pictured my dream wedding to be.
- Should we do it? - Yes!
- I think you should do it. - This is kind of iconic.
- I haven't even committed to it and said yes,
but everyone already seems to think
that we're having a wedding in Vegas.
No pressure here, Cole. No pressure.
- Hi, guys. - Hi, Tegan.
- Well, good morning.
Did you guys hear Jake pissed his pants?
- Jake pissed his-- [laughter]
- We thought that was a rumor. Is that true?
- And I'm gonna do it again. [laughter]
- I have to go stop by Cowboy Christmas
for work for a little bit.
- Okay. - Are you--
- Yeah, I definitely need to go there. too.
- You do, too, right? - Yeah, yeah.
- I'm going. - You're gonna go?
- You are?
- I have to steal the rest of the boys.
- Jesse set something up?
- Well, we may be going to a racetrack.
- A racetrack? - Race some cars.
Yeah, a speedway.
- I think I need to do a breathalyzer first.
[laughter]
[mellow music]
- Kacie, have you ever been to Cowboy Christmas?
- No. - [gasps]
- You've never even been to Vegas, have you?
- Nope. - You're gonna love it!
- Yeah, you're gonna love it. It's huge.
- ♪ I see your eyes, they're not surprised ♪
- Cowboy Christmas is the biggest shopping area,
trade-show booths as far as the eye can see.
Now that we have our own brands up and rolling,
I want to figure out a way for us
to have our own trade-show booth here at Cowboy Christmas.
- How long have you been making tallow?
- Since 2023.
- It's cool seeing a tallow business
that is already a few steps ahead of where we are...
- Oh, my gosh, this is silky smooth.
- Getting to see the full product lineup,
see the trade-show booth,
see where we want to be in a year or two.
How did I end up getting caught up with all you women
and not going to the racetrack?
- Steven and the girls. - How did this happen?
- I have heard about the boys' "work trips" for years.
It's about one hour of work versus, I mean,
72 hours of just play.
[engine roaring]
[exciting music]
- If there was anybody that I think
is gonna be dead last, it's gonna be
Cole's little wimpy ass.
I watched him wreck a combine last year.
- Oh, (BLEEP). - Oh.
Did we hit something? - Broke something.
- God ---ing damn it.
What a great ---ing first day.
- He probably would get out of the car
before he even gets out of the parking lot.
[engine sputtering] - God ---ing damn it.
[engine roaring]
[doorbell rings]
- Hi, Galyna.
How are you? - Good. How are you?
- Good. It's good to see you.
- I made it. - Totally.
- Thank you. - You look great.
This is amazing.
- It's pretty cool. I like it a lot.
- Wow.
I don't ever get a chance to hang out with the girls.
I'm hoping I will be able to keep up with them.
I'm not... [laughs]
Quite a party animal I used to be.
I will give it my best shot.
My outfit is so appropriate for the disco.
- For tonight? What are you wearing?
- A dress?
- Thunder Down Under-- let's do that.
[laughs]
Let's make this the epic night.
- Get her up onstage. She's gonna love it.
- Get her onstage. Yeah. [laughs]
- We'll see what happens.
We'll see where the night takes us.
Okay. - That looks good.
- It looks great in here. She's gonna love it.
- I love turquoise jewelry.
- Hi. How are you? - Hi. Good. How are you?
- Want to check out some rings today?
- Yes, we would love to.
Ooh, this one. This one spoke to me.
Can you do the honors for us? [chuckles]
- I feel like I'm a 10 1/2, or did that go on too easy?
- Try the 10.
- That looks hot on you, Steven.
There is something so sexy
about a man wearing a wedding ring--
the hands, the veins, the calluses,
the big old band.
Just gives, like, manly, you know?
And Steven has sexy hands.
He looks great with a ring on.
Kind of like the darker one.
I feel like the darker one's manlier.
- Yeah. - Kacie, you like that one?
- You're not as excited.
- Yeah! - Guys, I'm--
- You should be jumping with joy.
- I'm uncertain. - Of what?
- If I want to get married in Vegas.
We waited such a long time to even get engaged,
and now Cole's just, like, ready to get married.
So many people would be missing out
on this whenever they've waited so long for us to get married.
He's so certain right now, you know, so I'm, like--
- About doing it? - Yeah.
I want to marry Cole.
I just don't know if this is the way I want to do it.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Step aside ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm an ace ♪
♪ I play to win... ♪
- We're here! - Hi.
- Hello! - Hello.
Wow! - Surprise!
- It looks so good! - Surprise!
- You ladies killed it.
It looks so good. - It's mostly Alli.
- I invited Galyna to come to my bachelorette party
because no matter how crazy Galyna is,
one thing stays the same,
and that is how much she cares about all of us.
- Kacie, should we get changed real fast
so then we can come back out here and eat?
- Yeah. - Yep.
This night could either go really well
and we could have a lot of fun, or Galyna could go to jail.
I don't know.
- Okay, these are my outfits I have, Kacie.
- I want to see the cheetah on you.
- It's not sexy, really. - It's not?
- No, it's not, like, sexy.
[FaceTime ringing] - Cole's FaceTiming me.
- No. No, you're not starting off your night like that.
- I just wanted to see what you guys are up to.
- It's girls' night, Cole!
- I already told Kacie, but-- - Ah, ah, ah.
- Okay, Cole. - We love you. Bye.
It's a girls' night, yeah.
Oh, my.
Hot mamacita. - You like my outfit?
- I love it.
As soon as everybody arrives, we should probably eat.
- Yeah, just a little something in our tummies.
- Just a little bit, because, you know,
if we're going to start drinking and not eating,
it's never--
- I usually like to drink my dinner.
- Me too. [laughter]
But you know how it can turn out, so I'm gonna behave.
- I don't know--we might need your crazy tonight.
Depends what the boys are doing.
- Well, Jake, should we lay down the laws
of the land for tonight?
- I think it's time to lay down the laws.
- What's that mean?
- I'll do rule number one. No communication to the girls.
- Number two, you got to have a good time.
No bad moods tonight.
- No bad moods.
- I do have some inside information,
just forewarning you guys.
Do with it what you will.
I had two different women in the car tell me today
that if any of you end up at a strip club, it is over.
Not gonna point fingers here.
- Definitely pointing fingers. [laughter]
- It's Vegas.
- I'm just saying, that was the hard line.
They said, if any of them end up at a strip club, we're done.
- Oh, yeah!
Heck, yeah. It's like "Barbie."
- Oh, there's champagne, baby!
- My butt's gonna show. Don't look.
- We are totally cool with that.
- Let it out, girl. - Oh, my God, it's so cute!
Everyone say "Thunder Down Under"!
all: Thunder Down Under!
- I am ready to get down in Vegas.
I don't think I was ever a party girl,
but don't get me wrong.
Like, I still love shaking my ass at the club occasionally.
Pop that sh--, Galyna. - Ready, guys?
- Oh! - Yeah!
So I am excited for these Gallatin girls in Vegas.
You don't see this sh-- in Kansas City.
- To Mrs. McBee. - Yes.
- Cheers to Kacie girl
becoming a wifey in less than 24 hours.
- Wifey! - Oh, are we declaring that?
- Well, it's up in the air. - Cheers to the sweetest--
- Depends on how tonight goes.
- ♪ Cheers to my newfound freedom ♪
♪ Here's to this road I'm on ♪
♪ You were my cup of tea, but I drink whiskey ♪
♪ So let's toast to me ♪
♪ Let's toast to me ♪
- The Thunder land is literally killing me.
- You nervous? - Yeah, I'm nervous.
- This isn't my first rodeo with male dancers.
[all cheering]
Oh! Put me--
I know the fun I had that night.
And this is Kacie's night,
and I hope that she gets all the attention.
- Hey.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hey.
- Can I do the Sweet Cheeks?
Can I do the five Jell-O shots, too?
- I tried to send a thing to Jesse.
- Text? What'd you say? What'd you say?
- It wasn't juicy.
I just said, thinking about you later,
with the drooly face.
Me and Jesse wanted to come into this trip
to work on our relationship,
and last night Jesse was a little too drunk.
But I'm still hopeful.
- Text him and say, I'm not wearing any underwear.
- [laughs]
- He's gonna know I would never say any of that.
- Give me your phone.
- I did do a boudoir shoot for him.
That definitely spiced up our love life.
- This is a game, girls. This is a game.
Give me some popcorn.
There is an art to sexting.
It is literally simple, ladies.
I don't know what's going on between those two.
I really want to encourage them to spice it up.
He won't be able to think about anything else all day.
[cackles]
- ♪ Baby, I'm a bombshell ♪
♪ Just when you thought all's well ♪
♪ ♪
- My go-to is, I can't stop thinking
of you being inside of me.
Gets them every time.
- Wait. Jesse, what are you doing?
[cell phone chimes] - Oh, he's texting Alli.
[all shouting, groaning]
- Rule number one, broken. Rule number one, broken.
- Got this text from Alli-- more of a sext, I would say,
which is definitely unexpected from Alli.
It's a little exciting.
I'm like, okay, maybe it was a good idea
to come out here to Vegas.
[cell phone chimes]
You know, maybe she's actually feeling herself a little bit
and actually wants me.
- What are we doing? - Taking photos.
So fun.
- Bride-to-be? - Yeah.
- You're getting married. You're gonna sit in the middle.
- Get over there, girls.
- Will you say what's up to Cole for us?
- To Cole? - Yeah.
- Kacie, look!
- Three, two...
- Ah, your girl is ready to party.
I'm, like, too serious always in the office.
I'm ready to see some abs, some ass.
[laughing] Pardon my French.
You guys, I'm so excited.
[exciting music]
- Wow. - Oh, my.
- Look at that. - Top of Caesars Palace.
- That is nuts.
- Yeah, "Hangover" is one of my favorite movies.
So to be up here, seeing this--
- You know, since we're really hitting this hard and stuff,
I made a few calls. - Uh-oh.
- And that bus is headed to Sapphire.
- Is Sapphire the strip club? - Yep.
- Cole.
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
Who's ready to see some naked stallions, ladies?
- ♪ I'm coming for you ♪
- You like a ---ing man?
[crowd cheering]
- ♪ I'm coming for you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'm coming for you ♪
[crowd cheering]
- Look what she just sent me,
a picture of her with all the guys.
[laughter]
Oh, we're ---ing going.
- Bro, your girl is wrapped around a man.
- I think that's permission, right?
- To Sapphire we go. - I mean, after seeing that--
- To the t---y bar!
- Actually, you know what? Not even gonna text her back.
- ♪ Call me Mr. Vegas ♪
♪ Tuxedoed down, yeah, showgirl on my arm, yeah ♪
♪ We like to... ♪
- World's largest gentlemen's club.
- We're here. - Jake, get in there, bud.
- You know, I was strictly told,
do not take Cole to the strip club.
But after I see the Incredible Hulk
in a thong bikini
in front of the girls
and the biggest smiles I've ever seen on their face,
you bet your ass we're going to the strip club.
- Boys, I'm headed back to the hotel.
- What the heck?
- You're a little bitch. You've always been one.
- You know, I thought there was some type of, like,
bro code that comes in here,
like you don't leave a bachelor party early.
Steven's 100% whipped, and he likes being whipped,
and he wouldn't want it any other way.
- If you come to our room, Tegan has tampons
in there if you need them.
- Go on in. I don't like this.
- Come on! - No.
Allie told me early on that if I went to a strip club
in Vegas that it was over.
At 31 years old, I don't need to be in a strip club anyways.
What am I gonna be doing, throwing my money at strippers,
when I've got my own personal stripper at home
that is a hell of a lot better-looking?
- ♪ We're living large tonight ♪
♪ That's right, we're living large tonight ♪
♪ Do you want to go for a ride? ♪
- They're looking at me, and they need to stop.
- Brayden, will you, like, block me, please?
If you see a girl with minimum clothing come right here,
be, like...
I'm not kidding. I'm good where I'm at.
The original plan on this trip was to reconnect with Alli
and kind of figure out our relationship.
Now I'm at a strip club.
I don't know if that's the best decision.
♪ ♪
- Hey! - Hi.
- How are you? - I'm great.
- I'm Dion. Nice to meet you.
- I'm Brayden. It's nice--
- It is, yes, so I can't get in too much trouble.
- I'd say Cole has some trouble with control
when he's at a strip club.
No matter what, he definitely lives in the moment,
which I love about him, we all love about him.
- Yeah, girl!
- ♪ Do it like Bonnie and Clyde ♪
♪ Getaway driver waiting outside... ♪
- Let's ----ing go!
[crowd cheering]
♪ ♪
- Whoa!
Yeah, girl!
Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Cole would not approve
of what's happening onstage right now.
This is a very intense lap dance
that I was not expecting.
I'm having the best time of my life.
- ♪ You better be ready ♪
- Dear Heavenly Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.
- Do you think it's a good time to head back?
- Guys, we need to get back and go to bed.
This is fun.
I'm enjoying the views, but I love Kacie.
I'm not gonna cross the line.
I'm not gonna give in to these temptations.
I'm gonna be a good boy.
If the single guys want to stay, y'all can stay.
See you guys tomorrow.
- If you don't see us tomorrow, you know why.
- We're in the desert somewhere, for sure.
I think, once Kacie finds out we went to the strip club,
she's going to choke the life out of Cole.
- ♪ Gonna hit you like bang ♪
- I actually have to sit down before I collapse.
- You got it, Charlie.
- We can sit on the cowboy hat. - Cute!
- Kacie's gonna sit.
- Oh, no, I see Cole. I see Cole.
- Hey!
- I can't. I need to leave. No, I need to leave.
Oh, my God, right when we walk in--seriously?
- No, no. Stay. Tegan, stay away.
- Do you think that you'll be in trouble, or--
- Oh, it's bad. I'm so dead.
What up, baby? - Yeah!
- I can't feel my legs.
- So how was your girls' night?
- We had the best time. - It was amazing.
Wait, where's Steven? - He went to bed early.
- So did Allie.
She said she's going to the room to get some medicine.
Never came back. - Steven did the same thing.
- I feel bad because it was supposed to be
Cole's bachelor night, but we literally did nothing.
I mean, we literally--
- You did nothing? - Not anything fun.
- You sound like you girls had a way better night than we did.
We missed you girls so much. - What'd you guys do?
- I can't wait to be able to pick Jesse's brain later
to see exactly what they were up to.
- Let's go to the room.
- I honestly probably don't want to know
what they actually got into,
but I just want to hear the tea.
- Damn, look at the view.
Feels amazing out. - It does.
- It's very hard to keep a secret from Kacie.
I feel like I tell Kacie everything,
and if I don't tell her, she finds it out somehow.
[grunting]
- Can you get it? - (BLEEP).
- Why are you so close?
- I wanted to get close to you. - [chuckles]
- Okay, can I tell you something
without you being mad at me?
We did go to a strip club tonight.
I felt like I had to tell you before tomorrow.
Feel like it wasn't right not to tell you.
- We did go to a strip club tonight.
I felt like I had to tell you before tomorrow.
Feel like it wasn't right not to tell you.
- I did get pulled onstage. - Did you, actually?
[dramatic music]
Well, I'm glad you had fun. We had fun, too.
We had a good time. - I only saw butts.
I didn't see anything else. - No, I only--
Yeah. No, literally, all I saw was butts, too.
And, like-- - You didn't see butts.
You're a liar. You saw tits.
- Maybe, like, seven pairs of boobs.
Butts and seven pairs of boobs.
Wasn't that bad. - I saw zero boobs.
- Well, we can go back if you want to.
We can go together maybe.
I don't know. I'm ready for tomorrow, though.
I'm glad we both had fun tonight.
I'm glad I got that off my chest
because it was bothering me
the whole 20 minutes I've been with you.
- Did it? - It did.
I wanted to tell you what we did.
- Aw.
- So you're happy? - Yeah.
- Even though I had an ass in my face?
- I'm glad you had fun.
- So are we doing this tomorrow or what?
- ♪ All these years ♪
- Do you want to? - I want to.
♪ ♪
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- ♪ We've been through ♪
♪ Even through the good and bad together ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Everybody knows that I'm your fool ♪
- Alli and I worked through some things,
and we definitely had a good night.
But I don't kiss and tell, so I'll just leave it at that.
I sent a spicy text, and I got a spicy night.
That's all I'm giving you. [giggles]
- [laughs]
I think it allowed us to kind of connect
a little bit more on a deeper level.
We're going in the right direction now.
I can only hope that we continue this
when we get back home.
- ♪ Let's hit the road, babe, there's no looking back ♪
♪ So you better keep up, up ♪
♪ You better keep up, up ♪
- [laughs]
I'm very excited to marry Cole,
but I'm also very overwhelmed right now.
Cole and I need to go get a marriage license.
I have to go get a wedding dress.
- Good morning. - Morning.
- So excited to see you. - Oh, yeah.
- I watch the show. - Oh.
- I'm a Bravo girl.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- Oh, boy.
♪ ♪
- Oh, I love this one. - Oh, that's pretty.
- That's gorgeous. - Show some ass!
[laughter]
- Cole.
- One of the main things I love about Kacie is,
she's down to do whatever as long as we're together.
And we love to have fun.
We love to do spontaneous things.
- So do you say yes to this dress?
- Finding this dress definitely makes
this feel a lot more real.
- Oh, that looks nice.
- I think this is the one, probably.
- Oh, yes!
We have the marriage license and the rings.
- Kind of like the darker one.
Feel like the darker one's manlier.
- Yeah.
- Kacie, you like that one? - Yeah.
I have a dress, so let's go get married.
Yes.
[cheers and applause]
- Yay. - Yay!
- ♪ 1st Street, I stopped for a drink ♪
♪ 6th Street, I stopped to think ♪
♪ Thinking about turning round round Broadway ♪
♪ Heading back out on another day ♪
- Got the papers? - Yeah.
- We're here. - We're here.
- Look at it.
- ♪ Rocking in the gym, rocking in the hall ♪
- Hey, Cole. - How are you?
- How you doing? - Cole, yep.
- Kacie, pleased to meet you. You look pretty.
Good-looking guy. - Oh, yeah.
- You're, like, the Hollywood couple.
- [chuckles]
This definitely isn't what I envisioned
my wedding day to look like, but Cole is so excited.
He's like, are you having so much fun?
I'm like, what is actually going on?
This is not real.
- Let's go get changed. - All right. Sounds good.
We'll be back out here. - All right. Thank you much.
- Thank you very much.
His "thank you very much" wasn't very good, though.
[Levi Brown's "Stretch Cadillac"]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Riding down Hollywood, I see... ♪
- Oh, my God, this is iconic.
Are we allowed to have alcohol in here?
- I hope.
- Oh, my God, just like the movies.
- You're here.
I didn't know if you were gonna show up.
- What do you mean? - Don't leave me hanging.
- I brought your lip combo, too.
- I remembered Cole's ring.
Perfect. Get my dress on.
- I can't wait for you guys to see Kacie's dress.
- What do you think your mom's--
how you think she's gonna take this?
- I'm nervous about that.
- I'm a little nervous about it.
- That's what I'm the most nervous about is your mom.
- Steven, are you gonna let them break it to--
- I think they're gonna surprise her
at Blair's birthday.
- All right, guys.
Let's give it up for our gorgeous groom.
[cheers and applause] - Yeah!
- I'm ready. - Are you nervous?
- I am nervous. - You look good, buddy.
- Do I? - Your zipper's down.
- Is it? - I'm just kidding.
[laughter]
- That'll shake your nerves, though.
- I just want to say, there's no one else
I'd rather do with this than that group right there.
- Aw.
- Maybe Mom and Dad, but Dad's in jail.
[laughter]
- You know what, Cole? Dad would have loved this.
- He would have. - Wait, you guys.
This is real life.
They're literally about to be married.
- [exhales deeply]
[mellow music]
- Who would have thought? - Iconic, bud.
- You're like Stu from "The Hangover."
- [gasps] No.
- [laughs] - What?
- Don't lock them knees, Cole.
- ♪ There's a 24-hour chapel ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ That doesn't have any seats ♪
- Oh, my God. Now the double doors.
- ♪ So you walk down the aisle ♪
[engine revs]
♪ With rented shoes on your feet ♪
♪ Oh, Vegas wedding bells ♪
♪ Vegas wedding bells ♪
- Yeah!
- ♪ Wedding bells ♪
♪ Vegas wedding bells ♪
- Yeehaw, baby. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, mama, Elvis is in the building.
- I cannot believe this moment is here
and I'm driving down the aisle in a car
with Elvis on my wedding day.
What the (BLEEP) am I doing?
- ♪ Well, I heard those Vegas wedding bells ♪
- Ladies and gentlemen, please be seated.
Relax. - Of course.
- You know, marriage is a beautiful and holy estate,
but it is a commitment to love together
and to celebrate together and to work out
all of life's crazy little challenges together.
Do you both promise to let your love
be very strong so that it overcomes
all of life's obstacles?
Sir, your answer to Kacie? - Oh, yeah. Yes.
- Kacie, your answer to Cole. - Yes.
- Cole, look her in the eyes, sir.
Repeat after me.
With this ring... - With this ring...
- I thee wed... - I thee wed...
- With a prayer... - With a prayer...
- That our love grow stronger.
And I will do... - And I will do...
- Whatever you ask me to do.
- Whoo-hoo. Kacie, it worked.
[laughter]
- No take-backs. - All right, Kacie.
I'll hold your flowers for a sec.
Other left hand. - Oh.
- I give you this ring... - I give you this ring...
- As our vows to each other... - As our vows to each other...
- Praying that our love... - Praying that our love...
- Shall never fade. - Shall never fade.
Whenever Cole and I became parents together,
I thought in that moment that I couldn't love him any more.
We created this perfect family together,
and I have watched him step up as a father
and a partner to me.
- Do you want to say anything to each other or anybody here?
- I do. - Sure.
- Kacie, I love you.
You've been the love of my life for a long time,
since I was 18 years old,
and I want nothing more than you and Blair.
- Thank you very much. [laughter]
Now by the powers vested in me, the King,
I pronounce you to be husband and wife.
Sir, you may kiss your lovely bride.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ I don't want to fall asleep ♪
♪ 'Cause everything I've ever needed ♪
♪ Is laying right next to me ♪
♪ You're the other half of my heart ♪
♪ And it's beating ♪
- Kacie and I--
we have definitely been through ups and downs.
Well, I think I'm ready. - Yeah.
I would call you my boyfriend.
- We've been able to work through anything together.
And no matter what happened,
we've been there for each other.
- ♪ I don't want to fall, I don't want to fall ♪
♪ I don't want to fall asleep ♪
- Yeah, buddy!
- We have gotten to grow up with each other.
We have forgiven each other.
- Every bit of it was worth it to get to where we are now,
having a beautiful daughter,
the best thing to ever happen to us.
- All right, guys, let's give it up for--
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Let's make right now... ♪
- I know Kacie's the one.
I love her because she's her.
There's nothing I'd want to change about her.
- I love Cole so much, and now we get to spend
the rest of our lives together.
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
- Yeah!
[cork pops] - Oh.
- Kacie, Cole, it's been a long time coming--
from the basement of my house to becoming
the best parents to Blair and such a great couple.
- Well, I think I speak for both of us
when we say this was a lot of fun.
This was one of the best days of my life.
I got to marry the love of my life.
And Blair's gonna be excited to hear that her mom
has the same last name.
- Aw. - Cheers.
- Cheers to that. - Cheers to that.
- Once you've finally found your life partner,
just like Alli and I did, it's a great feeling.
I'm just kind of picturing that for Cole and Kacie.
And moving forward, hopefully we can keep
this momentum between Alli and I kind of rolling
back home in Missouri.
- Love y'all. - Here's to the McBees.
- We love you guys. - McBee!
- Seeing Cole and Kacie get married,
seeing how happy everyone is,
it is just reconfirming that, you know,
I do want to be married to Allie,
and I can absolutely see Allie walking
down the aisle in our future.
- Mr. and Mrs. McBee! [cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
[horn honking]
♪ ♪
- Good to go? - Yes.
- Long distance is the kiss of death for relationships,
and I think I've made the decision that...
that I'm most likely gonna move to Texas.
- We decided it was time that Kacie
has the same last name as Blair.
So, while we were in Vegas, we got married on Thursday night.
- I think I need to take another pregnancy test.
- Kacie.
- We just got a letter in the mail from the bank
that has the loan on the land of your house.
- Uh-oh. - Uh-oh.
[dramatic music]