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♪ Hazel moved to the city ♪
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♪ Feeling all alone ♪
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♪ Till her
whole life changed ♪
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♪ With a pair quite strange ♪
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♪ ’Cause in reality,
they’re her new ♪
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♪ Odd parents,
"Fairly OddParents" ♪
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- ♪ Wands and wings! ♪
- ♪ Floaty crown-y things! ♪
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♪ Odd parents,
"Fairly OddParents" ♪
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♪ A new wish
for magic hijinks ♪
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♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪
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♪ Penny-farthing
dirt bike rides ♪
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♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪
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♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪
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♪ Pretty great,
you’ve got it made ♪
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♪ With "Fairly OddParents"! ♪
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[menacing music]
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♪ ♪
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Princess,
you will be my prisoner!
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Is there no one
who can save me?
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I’ll save you,
Princess Cosmo!
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Hah!
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I’m going to kick
your butt, Seahorse!
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Seahorses don’t have butts.
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It’s impossible
to find pants that fit
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when you have no butt.
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[grunting]
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[sword clanging]
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Hah!
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[groaning]
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This old seahorse
is going out to pasture.
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[groaning]
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Oh Hazel, you saved me!
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My hero!
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After 99 wishes,
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your 100th wish was
a Fun Fantasy on us!
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And now, I wish
we were back at my house!
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That was awesome!
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Thanks for granting
my fun wish.
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[screaming]
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[yelps]
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[menacing music]
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Oh, no!
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It’s Jorgen Von Strangle,
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the toughest fairy
in the universe!
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Nice to meet you, Jorgen.
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I’m Hazel, girl whose roof
you demolished.
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Charmed.
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Literally.
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Jorgen is commander
of all fairy godparents.
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If he’s here, that means
we did something wrong.
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Cosmo and Wanda,
I had you down as retired.
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Yet out of nowhere,
you choose your own child,
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who was to be assigned
to a different fairy entirely!
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What?
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I was going to have
a different fairy godparent?
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[upbeat hip-hop music]
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Yep, the best
fairy godparent, me!
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I’m Cookie.
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All kids love cookies.
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And this little cutie
is my friend, Furray.
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Cookie is
my most efficient fairy.
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She’s able to grant wishes
in no time flat.
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Time for a surprise
fairy inspection!
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If you three want to continue
as godparents and godchild,
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you must prove
you can work together.
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Tiny girl, wish now!
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[spits] Wow.
Right away?
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[laughs nervously]
Oh, OK.
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Um, I wish...
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oh, no.
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Mind blank. Brain bad!
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I--I--the pressure!
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[flatulating]
- [gasps]
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Oh, dear.
We created a wish fart!
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both: Eww.
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Ugh.
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And this one stinks,
stanks, and stunks.
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Pee-yew.
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All three of you must go
to Fairy World for wish trials!
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If Cosmo and Wanda cannot grant
this tiny human child’s
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three wishes
to my satisfaction,
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she will be
reassigned to Cookie.
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You’re going
to love me, Hazel.
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[laughs nervously]
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[teeth chattering]
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[dramatic music]
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- Behold!
- [gasps]
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Fairy World!
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Cool!
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But where we are going
is no fun at all.
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The Fairy DMV!
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[hawk cries]
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The DMV?
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I love the DMV!
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Tedious structure
and drab settings
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is my happy place.
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Not that DMV!
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The Department
of Magical Violations
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is not for having fun.
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It’s for having stress!
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♪ ♪
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Let the wish trials begin!
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[horn blares]
- Ah! I’m not ready!
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I haven’t even been
to Wishing School yet!
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That is not a thing.
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Now, for the first trial,
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I’m stripping Cosmo
of his wings and his magic.
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And you have to make a wish
to save his puny life
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before the time runs out.
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[screaming]
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You have 22 seconds!
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[grunting]
I’m OK.
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I have a good grip.
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Cookie-cookie-coo!
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[whimpers]
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Not to add more stress,
but if you don’t wish quick,
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Cosmo’s going to crash
down on those jagged rocks!
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[heart beating]
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Time is
tick-tick-tickin’, honey.
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[laughing nervously]
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[yelping]
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Gyah!
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I--I wish
Cosmo had a parachute!
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[frantic music]
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[sighs]
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Wait, no!
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I wish he had
a trampoline instead.
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Is that better?
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Cool!
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Not cool. Not cool!
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Quick, Hazel,
make another wish!
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I--I wish for a mattress!
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[grunting]
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Good job, Hazel.
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[moaning]
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- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
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Bad job, everyone!
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I said make "a" wish.
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This child made,
like, a bajillion of them!
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And Wanda, you failed to grant
the wishes before Cosmo fell.
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[grunts]
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[moans]
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For the next trial,
Wanda is throwing a party!
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[laughs nervously]
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Small girl person,
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you must get everyone dancing,
or else--
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Gah.
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I wish for a DJ.
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[record scratching]
No! A robot DJ.
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[beeping]
Uh... it plays mumble rap.
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[rap music]
No! "Beethoven’s Fifth."
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["Beethoven’s Fifth"]
Oh, wait, death metal!
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[death metal music]
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Doo-wop, doo-wah,
doo-wop, doo-die!
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Let’s get this party started!
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[dramatic electronic music]
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♪ ♪
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[popping]
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Cosmo, you failed
to get this party started.
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You shut it down.
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Like, good "shut it down"?
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No!
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Like "created
an evil musical robot
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that destroyed the party"
shut it down!
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Now, I am the only one
who can defeat him,
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in a dance-off.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, yeah, dance-off!
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[electronic polka music]
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♪ ♪
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Guys, I’m sorry
I keep messing up.
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I don’t know
what’s wrong with me.
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You’re in your head is all.
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If you just make one wish,
loud and proud,
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we’ll be able to help you out.
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This is our last chance!
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No pressure.
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Yeah, the fate
of our relationship
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as fairy godparents
and human godchild
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hangs in the balance.
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But no pressure!
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OK.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[explosion booms]
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[all cheering]
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If they cannot deliver
on this last trial,
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have your wand ready.
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My wand stay ready.
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Furray?
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[wheezes]
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For the final trial,
the small-for-her-size kid
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must make a wish
for a mode of transport.
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Right here! Right now!
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I know exactly what I want.
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Antony and I used to joke
about how silly
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this bike would look
if it were real.
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OK, I wish for one of those--
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those old-timey bicycles...
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An auto-bicycle?
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A monocycle?
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A motorcycle!
- A moped!
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- A scooter?
- Not those!
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But it’s old, and it’s got,
like, a big wheel
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and a little wheel.
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And it’s mixed
with one of those bikes
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that Antony likes to ride.
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Ugh!
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Why can’t I think
of the names right now?
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[buzzing]
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Don’t you worry, Hazel.
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Cookie knows
what you’re wishing for.
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Incredible!
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This is what makes Cookie
the superior choice.
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She’s a precision fairy.
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- But--
- And now, the bite-sized girl
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is taking a bite of a cookie?
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I’ve seen enough.
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Cookie knows what kids want.
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And according to "Da Rules,"
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"A child must always get
what they want."
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[both yelp]
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But we granted every wish.
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But we didn’t fail.
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As a trio,
your wishes were chaos.
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Then Cookie tries
and, boom, car!
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Does anybody want to know
what I think about all this?
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No! The wish trials are over!
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Cosmo and Wanda,
you will henceforth
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return to your retirement.
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Bite-sized human, say hello
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to your new fairy godparent,
Cookie!
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Welcome to my empire!
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[cackles]
[engine revs]
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[somber music]
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No!
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[wind howls]
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♪ ♪
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Well, go ahead.
Wish for something.
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Um, well, I--
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Here’s the latest doll.
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I’d kind of like
to make up my own.
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You want
the latest makeup trend?
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Girl, "bootify" yourself!
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[spits]
No, what I want is--
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Of course! Cookies!
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All kids love cookies.
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Baked at 350 degrees
Fahrenheit.
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[oven dings]
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[spits] You haven’t gotten
a wish right all day.
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And I hate
chocolate chip cookies!
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[gasps]
But all kids love--
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See? That’s your problem.
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If you’d stop interrupting me
and listen,
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you’d know what I really like
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is oatmeal
chocolate chip cookies.
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Fine.
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Make a wish then.
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Oh, I’ll make a wish,
all right.
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I wish for a thing
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that exists but doesn’t.
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Oh, no,
I can’t think of the name.
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It’s, like, big but also small.
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[crackling]
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[flatulating]
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Really!
Ugh!
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I could smell that wish fart
all the way in Fairy World!
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I didn’t wish fart.
That was the kid.
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The fairy who denied it
supplied it, Cookie.
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All day, you’ve been saying
Cosmo, Wanda, and I failed.
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But you were putting
too much pressure on me.
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Meanwhile, Cookie ignores me
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and poofs out
whatever she thinks of.
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But with Cookie,
you get results.
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I’d rather get my messy wish
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than a cookie cutter wish
I didn’t even ask for.
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Here’s a wish for you.
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I wish Cosmo and Wanda
were my fairy godparents!
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I’m Cosmo!
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And I’m Wanda!
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both: And we’re
your fairy godparents again!
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[both laugh]
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You can’t do that.
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Actually, they can do that
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because according
to "Da Rules,"
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"A child must always get
what they want."
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- Ow!
- And she wants you.
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Sure do.
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Without all that
extra pressure,
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I remember my wish:
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a penny-farthing dirt bike.
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[rock music]
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[engine revs]
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Are my fairy godparents ready?
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Let’s roll, godkid!
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[farts]
[coins clink]
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What was that?
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Oh, I thought you said
a "penny-farting" dirt bike.
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[farting]
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[laughter]
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[upbeat music]