♪ Hazel moved to the city, feeling all alone ♪
♪ Till her whole life changed with a pair quite strange ♪
♪ 'Cause in reality ♪
♪ They're her new OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
- * Wands and wings ♪ - * Floaty crowny things ♪
♪ OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ A new wish for magic hijinks ♪
♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪
♪ Penny-farthing dirt bike rides ♪
♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪
♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪
♪ Pretty great, you've got it made ♪
♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
[exciting music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
[marker squeaking]
Ooh, Hazel, what a tasty-looking dinner.
I love potatoes.
[chomps]
Um, do your potatoes always taste like light bulbs?
Cosmo, that was a light bulb.
Oh, that explains it. [belches]
What are you working on, squirt?
It's my project for the science fair.
This potato is supposed to generate enough energy
to power this light bulb.
Uh, should we tell her about the invention of electricity?
Nah, let's let her live
in her little potato fantasy world.
The science fair is a big deal.
My parents will be there.
And my brother Antony always won first prize
at his science fairs.
So I really want to make him proud.
When's your project due?
Today.
[grunts]
[belches]
[gags] Sorry.
I went back for seconds.
It's fine.
Sure, I waited till the last minute.
And sure, I probably should have
read the chapter about electricity
in my science book.
But my dad's a brilliant scholar of parascience.
Science is in my genes.
[cabinet thuds] - Negative.
There's no science in these jeans.
Let's stop messing around and do this thing.
♪ ♪
Hmm.
Ugh, I can't show up to school with an experiment
that doesn't work.
Cosmo, Wanda, I wish my science project worked.
[wands ding]
[electricity crackling, whirring]
Yes, yes, yes!
First place science ribbon, here I come.
[cackles]
Hey, Jasmine. Cool project.
I love your solar system mobile.
Thanks.
I wrote a song to easily remember
the order of the planets closest to the sun.
[clears throat]
♪ Magnus Vernon Erroneously Monitored ♪
♪ Julius Sampson's Unicorn Napkin ♪
You can remember all that?
Totally.
Wait, what did I just sing?
Hey, Hazel. Hey, Jasmine.
I invented a hat that never gives you hat hair.
[angelic choir sings] - Whoa.
That's tight.
Cool potato light bulb, by the way.
Oh, thanks, Winn.
A potato that powers a light bulb?
How basic is that?
I built a microchip that can power
the entire Eastern seaboard.
My au pairs--
I mean, I worked on it all weekend.
Which is why I will be winning the first place ribbon.
Hazel, don't listen to Dev.
Your project rocks.
Almost as much as my planet song.
Hey, I think I remembered it!
♪ Magnus, Vernon, Na-- ♪
Nope, I forgot it again.
[bell rings]
She's right.
My project does rock.
Is it just me, or are the clouds
looking a little weird today?
Looks fine to me.
Uh-oh. [grunts]
OK, what is going on here?
The steps are super bouncy.
[yelps ]
Ooh, I see what you mean.
Uh, we should probably explain.
You see, Hazel, in order to make
your science project work, we kind of had
to alter the laws of science.
You what?
It's all right here in this science book, see?
"Really boring stuff."
Hey, watch it, stairs.
Hmm, I guess if it just means vertical clouds
and bouncy steps, that's worth it for a chance to win.
And after the science fair ends,
I'll simply unwish this and fix the weird science.
Great idea.
I'm sure nothing else weird will happen.
[whispers] Everything looks OK in here.
Yep, all normal.
Especially those dogs outside the window,
flying and cawing like birds.
[dogs squawking]
[gasps]
Mind if I keep the blinds shut, Mr. Guzman?
It helps me focus.
Sure, Hazel.
Ooh, and speaking of focus, let's begin today's lesson.
I want to show you all the benefits of meditation.
Everyone, close your eyes and repeat after me.
[chanting] Omm.
all: [chanting] Omm.
Omm...
My gosh!
OK, that's it.
We can't have flying dogs and floating desks
for the rest of eternity.
I wish everything were back to normal.
Can't it wait, squirt?
I'm busy transcending my body.
[chanting] Omm.
Wanda!
[wands splurt]
Hey, that's funny. Our wands aren't working.
Jorgen Von Strangle?
Jorgen, uh, what are you doing here?
Small girl, you have created a universal mess.
Thanks to you, the wands are not working in Fairy World.
I have been forced to bring him.
Jorgen, spin me around, please.
That's better. Thank you.
[together] Ah!
Oh, wait. I know that brain.
It's Sci, the science fairy.
What are you doing here?
We are here for Tater Tot Tuesday.
What do you think?
You altered the laws of science!
So obviously, they had to call me to fix it.
Well, sure.
But what's with the wands not working?
We tried to undo the wish.
When you altered the laws of science,
you altered the laws of the universe.
Which includes magic.
[book quacking] - Really boring stuff.
Oh, wait, here it is.
"Alters the laws of the universe, including magic."
Anyway, it's fine. I can undo this.
Phew.
Unless, of course, this was a wish
for one of those science fairs?
Oh, brother.
I just wanted to make my project work
so that I could win first place and impress my family.
Seriously?
It's called a science fair for a reason.
You can't cheat science.
It's not fair.
I'm sorry.
How do I fix this?
Hmm, if the wands are out of power,
maybe you need, like, more power
to turn them back on, hm?
[downbeat music]
Ugh. [thunder booms]
Great. Now what?
[dogs squawking and clucking]
It's raining potatoes?
The weather report said clear sky.
[yelps]
Sci said we need more power to turn the wands back on.
I know just the thing!
Dev's microchip!
He said it can power the entire Eastern seaboard.
Oh, that's a great idea, Hazel.
[yelps, groans]
all: [chanting] Omm.
[sly music]
Omm.
The chip has to be in here somewhere.
Potato chips, loose chocolate chips.
Chip Skylark's Greatest Hits?
Why is there so many chip things?
Here.
OK, everyone.
Big exhale.
[all exhale]
Let me get the door for you.
- Cosmo! - Such a gentleman.
Wanda!
Look! It's going into the teacher's lounge!
[car honks]
Ticking clock. Things are getting weird.
I'm fixing it!
[horse neighs]
[cheese chitters]
Oh, I'm starving.
[chip buzzes]
Principal Krentz, no!
Oh, now what?
And just why are you out of class?
Uh...
Ooh!
That tickles-- [screams]
This is terrible.
What are we going to do now?
Ah!
The potatoes are electrified!
That's the perfect power source.
We're going to need more potatoes.
♪ ♪
Here goes something.
[electricity whirring]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
It's working!
[electricity thrums]
I wish the laws of science were back to normal.
[wands ding]
♪ ♪
[all thud]
Oh, now that's what I call some good meditating.
[squeals, grunts]
I did it.
Oh, no, the science fair!
I still have to get my project to work.
Which means doing the unthinkable.
Ooh, stealing Dev's au pairs and making them do it for you?
No, Cosmo.
I have to actually learn the science.
Is that it? Man, that was easy.
[upbeat music]
Therefore, the chemical energy from the potatoes
is converted to electrical energy,
which should give enough power to turn on a light.
Impressive. [electricity fizzles]
Not impressive!
She must have used all the juice from those potatoes
to fix our wands.
Potato juice?
Ew, gross--ah!
I take back what I said about potato juice!
Wanda, help me! Ow!
It's OK.
Honestly, I waited till the last minute
to learn the science to make my project.
Well, here's a sticker for participation.
Next time, don't procrastinate!
Eh, still feeling that lunch.
[stomach gurgles]
[screams]
Congrats on the win, Winn.
Thanks, Hazel.
Are you disappointed in me?
Of course not, Hazelnut.
Science is about discovery,
regardless of whether you succeed.
You learned something new with every failure.
I can't wait to see what you come up with next year.
I can't wait to show Antony my participation sticker.
[laughs]