♪ Hazel moved to the city, feeling all alone ♪
♪ Till her whole life changed with a pair quite strange ♪
♪ 'Cause in reality ♪
♪ They're her new OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
- * Wands and wings ♪ - * Floaty crowny things ♪
♪ OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ A new wish for magic hijinks ♪
♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪
♪ Penny-farthing dirt bike rides ♪
♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪
♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪
♪ Pretty great, you've got it made ♪
♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[bell rings]
For book club this week, I would like us
to read my favorite manga, "Prime Meridian
Love Romance Cruise Ultra."
Awesome. What's it about?
It's about a swashbuckling adventure
about a half-boy half-fish.
[together] Cool.
He sails across the prime meridian of Earth
to fight his nemesis, Duckworth,
find love, and fulfill the prophecy.
Don't tell us the whole story.
I want to be surprised when we read it.
[groaning] And he has to do it all
before the light in his enchanted amulet
goes out and he returns to his fish form.
- Spoilers! - Hazel.
OK, OK. Sorry.
So book club will officially start at 6:00 p.m.
at my place tonight. I can't wait!
Um, the club's tonight? [chuckles]
Is there any way we can reschedule?
What? No. We can't reschedule.
I already got us book-themed snacks.
But Whispers Fred asked me to Under the Sea Dance tonight.
Hi.
Um, I'm actually going to the dance tonight too.
Bev asked me. - Football!
Well, I wasn't asked. Who am I supposed to go with?
Kev?
♪ ♪
Well, you don't have to have a date to go to the dance.
Yeah, we can all hang out together,
and you can totally dance near us.
Dance near you?
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
Whoa! Uh-oh. Ooh!
Do you hear yourself?
Well, I can assure you I won't be going to the dance
because I'll be too busy having book club alone.
Kennueth would never abandon his friends,
especially not for some trivial dance.
Yeah, Kennueth would never do that.
Wait, who's Kennueth?
The main character in "Prime Meridian
Love Romance Cruise Ultra." He's steadfast and true.
That's it.
I wish I could go to the dance with Kennueth.
Coming right up.
♪ ♪
[narwhal chirps]
[gasping, gargling]
[gasps] Oops.
I wish Kennueth could breathe air.
[gasping]
Stand back.
I won't fall for your siren song,
as beautiful as you are. - You think I'm beautiful?
Pray tell, what island is this?
[car horns blaring]
We're in the city of Dimmadelphia,
and I'm not a siren.
I'm a human, and my name is Hazel.
Well, then, I'm very happy to meet you,
Hazel of Dimmadelphia. My word.
Fairies. - Why aren't you hiding?
He can't know about magic.
Actually, since he's a fictional character
and not a real person, the rule doesn't apply.
The last time I met a fairy
was when I was swallowed by a whale.
Marvelous chap. The fairy, not the whale.
[eerie whale sounds]
Oh, yeah, you met Brisbarnia the fairy
when you were in the whale's belly in chapter 3.
You know of Brisbarnia?
My, this is a small world but also a strange one.
[retches]
Ask him to the dance.
I was wondering, would you like to go
to the school dance with me?
It would be my honor to escort you.
[laughs] Stop it.
- Aw. - Nice.
First, we need to get you an outfit that will help you
blend in at the dance. Something really cool.
This outfit has great ventilation,
so I believe what I'm wearing will be cool enough.
Cosmo, Wanda, I wish Kennueth
had a cool outfit for the dance.
♪ ♪
Next, we've got to work on dancing.
There's all kinds of dance moves you can do,
like this.
[slow smooth jazz music]
♪ ♪
Oof. Ugh.
Sorry. Not like that.
Um, maybe we'll just hang out by the snack table
and leave the dancing to everyone else.
Hazel.
♪ ♪
Brisbarnia taught me this dance inside a whale's stomach.
One, two, three. One, two, three.
And then you do a few high knees
to make sure your feet don't get burned
by the whale's stomach acid.
[bright music]
And then back to one, two, three.
One, two, three.
You're dancing too close to each other.
No snacks on the dance floor. You call that dancing?
Just remember, if anyone asks,
your name is Kenny Finn, and you're a student
at Prime Meridian Elementary. - Kenny?
At least it's not a name as bad as Duckworth.
How did he get here?
Duckworth.
Wait, Duckworth?
As in your sworn enemy from the Meridian, Duckworth?
Is there any other Duckworth?
The rogue won't escape me this time.
Huh? But that's just Dev.
[dramatic music]
Duckworth!
What business have you at a school dance?
[spits] Exsqueeze me?
No, I shall not squeeze you, but I shall end you!
- Hmm. - Yike.
Kennueth, play it cool.
Krentz is gonna-- wait, Dev,
where'd you get that amulet?
Are you a secret "Meridian" head?
[scoffs] Like I would waste my time reading
some action-packed, swashbuckling,
and heart-wrenching love story.
Get off my back about it, hammer time.
Her name is Hazel.
To the cannons!
So anyway, I says to the guy, I says--
- Hazel, you came. - I did.
I'm here with a date,
but not to worry, we won't be dancing
near you this evening.
Hazel, I didn't mean it like that.
Hmm. That's odd.
That student looks just like the fish boy
in my favorite YA manga.
Sparkle all you want. I'm on team Duckworth.
[gasps] Krentz is watching.
Don't panic, Hazel.
All I have to do is help Kennueth defeat his rival,
who also happens to be my rival.
Oh, no, if his amulet dims completely,
he'll transform back into a fish.
Kennueth, just hold on.
- Hazel. - Ouch.
There's too many of them.
I can't beat him and his metallic birds.
Why do we have to beat him at all?
Because that is our story.
Long ago, I made these enchanted amulets
as a token of our friendship.
Wait, you used to be friends with Duckworth?
Yes.
We guarded the meridian together.
But when I was promoted to Captain, he was so jealous,
and he stole a magical pearl from the ancient sea temple.
He hoped it would give him the power to overthrow me,
but all it did was trigger the prophecy
and curse our amulets and our friendship.
[somber music]
That wasn't in my book.
It's in the prequel,
"Prime Meridian Love: Betrayal Kettle Nine."
It was only released overseas.
Can I borrow that when you're finished?
Oh, I've seen how you dog ear books.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
I know what we need to do.
Grab some streamers and follow my lead.
[yells]
[upbeat music]
Catch!
♪ ♪
Up. Ha!
[laughs]
What are you doing?
[grunts] Hey!
Get this thing off of me. - That was brilliant.
What's next?
You don't need to beat Duckworth.
You need to rewrite your story and make things right with him.
I'm sorry.
I should have recognized that you were hurting,
and I forgive you for all that has passed between us.
Duckworth would have loved to hear that.
[quirky music]
Now there's something I have to make right.
♪ ♪
I'm so sorry I've been acting like a bad friend.
I couldn't see past my jealousy that you both were asked
to the dance and I wasn't.
We forgive you, Hazel.
We're sorry we bailed on book club.
Our friendship is more important than any book club.
Now let me introduce you to my date.
[soaring orchestral music]
- Oh, my God. - He's so handsome.
Football.
[amulet chirping]
[tense music]
Uh, just remembered my mom is picking us up right now.
We gotta go. OK, bye.
Hey, Kennueth, where are you going?
Oh, OK. Well, see you later.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We need to send Kennueth back into his book
before he fully transforms.
Please don't send me back.
Now that I've made amends with Duckworth,
I'm ready for a new chapter.
Then let's find you a new adventure.
Cosmo, Wanda, I wish we were at the docks.
Anchors away.
We're running out of time to fulfill
the last part of the prophecy for you to find love.
But I already found love.
Hazel... [gasps]
Would you join me in the sea?
Kennueth, you're a great person,
but I think we work best as friends.
- Ooh, that's gotta hurt. - He'll be OK.
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Besides, I'm only ten.
I'm not ready to commit to being
a literary or literal fish.
Then friends we shall remain.
Thank you for everything, Hazel of Dimmadelphia.
Thank you, Kennueth of the meridian.
[amulet chirping intensely]
[upbeat music]
[narwhals chirp]
♪ ♪
Would you do me a favor and just give me a little push?
[all grunting]
No!
Phew. What a weird day.
It was one for the books.
I want to try one.
Um, uh-- pass.
Join us next time when Duckworth finds true love.