OK, class, today we're talking trash.
Ooh, I love talking trash.
Wanda, you call yourself a fidget toy?
More like a fidget annoy. - Oh, you want to pop off?
I'll pop it till you drop it, Mr. Nice Guy.
Ah!
Shh, Mr. Guzman's talking about pollution.
Billions of pieces of trash pollute
our roads, rivers, and oceans.
There's even trash in space. Yes, Hazel?
I think I speak for all of us
when I say, what can we do about it?
Uh, she doesn't speak for me, FYI.
Well, Hazel, and everyone else except for Dev,
what you can do is get involved tomorrow
at Planet Palooza, Dimmadelphia's citywide
Earth awareness event.
I can't wait till tomorrow. I have to act now.
The Earth is in crisis.
Well, you can't expect to do it all on your own.
In crisis situations, you have to find your helpers,
which I discuss in the "Be Wells Method
for Community Organizers."
I suppose you're right.
Get some sleep, Hazey Bear.
You can start saving the planet in the morning.
I just wish people wouldn't be such trash monsters.
Did I hear a wish?
I heard "brash monster."
One trash monster coming up.
Hazel, wake up. Your wish is here.
Mm.
- Ah! - Ta-da!
A trash monster.
Ick! I didn't wish for that.
Yeah, we were kind of wondering.
Next time we'll ask first.
Aw, for me?
Maybe you're not so scary after all.
We're bonded for life by the power
of this friendship bracelet.
Whew.
That is stanka-danka-dank.
Stanky Danky.
That's what I'll call you.
And he loves eating trash.
Maybe he can come with me to Planet Palooza
tomorrow and be one of my helpers.
Would you like that, Stanky Danky?
Ugh, I wish Stanky could say at least a few words.
Yes!
Stanky love trash.
Come on, Stanky Danky.
All right, Danky.
It's time to let our voices be heard.
Ugh, this place is trash.
Dad, I want to go home.
Tough tiddles, kiddles.
It's a work day. - But Dad, it's Saturday.
When I was your age, I spent my Saturdays
working in a factory underneath a lemonade stand
for seven years.
That's 364 Saturdays.
Do you know how many Saturday morning cartoons
I missed out on? All of them.
And look at the man I turned out to be.
But is our company even Earth conscious?
My company? Sure, Devin.
It's all about how you spin it.
Step right up and check out the latest, greatest,
and the greenest products from Dimmadome Global.
Electronic rugs, plugs, and coffee mugs,
and it's all single use.
Available only at Dimmazon.
Plus, every one of our products is environmentally friendly.
- Even the electric doormat? - It's green, isn't
Can't argue with that.
That's right, folks.
The more you buy, the friendlier you are
to the environment.
Pollution is not the solution.
A good planet is hard to find.
The Earth is not a garbage can, but Danky is.
- Is that a trash monster? - Yes! I mean no.
He's Stanky, and he's my friend.
Together we're cleaning up the planet,
and you can help by throwing trash in his mouth.
Danky love trash!
OK.
Danky love trash.
Wow, I never knew proper waste disposal
could be so fun.
♪ Danky love trash ♪
♪ Danky love trash, Danky love trash ♪
Ooh, go, Danky.
I see you getting down with your bad self.
Oh!
If you really want to help,
don't live a wasteful lifestyle.
Buy fewer things! Buy fewer things!
Buy more things.
You should be buying more of my things.
Who is that girl with the radical message?
That's Hazel.
She goes to my school.
For some reason, she's always doing things
for the greater good.
Hazel.
Are we rolling?
I'm Tina Churner, reporting live
from Dimmadelphia Founders Park
where one tiny girl has started a big movement.
Tell us, what's your mission? - To clean up the planet.
My teacher said we can all help care for the Earth,
and at this rate, we can reduce waste by 100%.
No more trash forever!
Huh? Danky love trash.
Ooh, no more trash forever?
Ambitious.
Well, I have a lot of helpers.
My first one was Danky. Danky?
I'll literally never buying anything again.
Yeah, no more trash.
Huh?
That's right. Come to Daddy.
Your little "fwiend" wants to get "wid"
of all "twash" forever, but without "twash,"
you'll be empty inside.
You wouldn't want that, would you?
- Uh-uh. - Stick with me, kid.
I'll make you the biggest piece of trash
this world has ever seen!
Hey, baby.
How was Planet Palooza?
Did you make a big difference?
I found a really great helper.
"Dimmadelphia's Action News Four" at four.
Breaking news.
Billionaire non-philanthropist
Dale Dimmadome made a big announcement
late in the day.
Dimmazon, in partnership with Dimmadome Global,
is thrilled to introduce our new brand ambassador, Danky.
And to celebrate,
we're having a massive sale.
It's Danky Days...
All Danky week long when you shop online at Dimmazon.
And don't worry about the trash you create.
Danky always has room for more.
Isn't that right, Danky? Bam!
That's right.
Danky love trash.
We love you, Danky!
That guy with the ridiculous boots
turned Danky into a pro-trash propaganda machine.
♪ Danky love trash ♪
Oh, look at that.
I'm getting all the best deals on Danky days.
I just ordered teeth-whitening,
and it's gonna be here in ten minutes.
It came early!
Five stars.
We're breaking sales records.
The company's stock is through the roof!
Ah!
So much trash.
I have to find Danky.
It's the only way to fix all this.
Oh, there's a Danky deal for single-use helicopters.
No. I refuse to create more refuse.
Me and Antony used to play in old boxes
and pretend they were planes.
I wish this box would take me to Danky.
Where's Danky? There he is.
We've got a squadron of Dimmadrones on our tail.
Whoa!
I'm OK.
Danky, what are you doing?
We were supposed to be getting rid of trash,
not making more of it. - Um, Danky love trash.
Trash give Danky purpose.
If no more trash, then Danky empty inside.
Oh, Danky, you'll never be empty inside
as long as we're friends.
Danky love trash.
Oh, I'm getting teary eyed.
That's just the stench from the city burning your eyes.
Come on, Danky.
It's time to take out the trash.
Danky, don't leave!
Oh, you're like a son to me. - Ugh.
Danky days is over!
Oh, that's my dog!
Buy fewer things. You are free to consume less!
You know what? I'm gonna return this.
Yeah, let's return all of it.
No, no, my beautiful profits!
No!
Now that you have cleaned up Dimmadelphia,
what's next?
Danky's taking his message global.
How would you like to take it even further?
- Cool. - Yes!
Danky's gonna eat forever.
That dumpster sure has a fire burning deep inside.
I think that might be an actual dumpster fire.
Trash!
♪ Billion ♪