1 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:14,782 OK, class, today we're talking trash. 2 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:17,085 Ooh, I love talking trash. 3 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:19,987 Wanda, you call yourself a fidget toy? 4 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:23,424 More like a fidget annoy. - Oh, you want to pop off? 5 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,393 I'll pop it till you drop it, Mr. Nice Guy. 6 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:26,860 Ah! 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,264 Shh, Mr. Guzman's talking about pollution. 8 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:31,765 Billions of pieces of trash pollute 9 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:34,102 our roads, rivers, and oceans. 10 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:37,138 There's even trash in space. Yes, Hazel? 11 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:39,207 I think I speak for all of us 12 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:42,876 when I say, what can we do about it? 13 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:46,114 Uh, she doesn't speak for me, FYI. 14 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:48,149 Well, Hazel, and everyone else except for Dev, 15 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:50,984 what you can do is get involved tomorrow 16 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:53,621 at Planet Palooza, Dimmadelphia's citywide 17 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:54,988 Earth awareness event. 18 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:59,560 I can't wait till tomorrow. I have to act now. 19 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,961 The Earth is in crisis. 20 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:03,164 Well, you can't expect to do it all on your own. 21 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:06,234 In crisis situations, you have to find your helpers, 22 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:09,002 which I discuss in the "Be Wells Method 23 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:10,771 for Community Organizers." 24 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,573 I suppose you're right. 25 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,543 Get some sleep, Hazey Bear. 26 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:19,046 You can start saving the planet in the morning. 27 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:25,018 I just wish people wouldn't be such trash monsters. 28 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:26,887 Did I hear a wish? 29 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:28,989 I heard "brash monster." 30 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:31,592 One trash monster coming up. 31 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:45,673 Hazel, wake up. Your wish is here. 32 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,643 Mm. 33 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,945 - Ah! - Ta-da! 34 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,315 A trash monster. 35 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,450 Ick! I didn't wish for that. 36 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,718 Yeah, we were kind of wondering. 37 00:01:57,718 --> 00:02:00,654 Next time we'll ask first. 38 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,592 Aw, for me? 39 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,927 Maybe you're not so scary after all. 40 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,429 We're bonded for life by the power 41 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:10,231 of this friendship bracelet. 42 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:13,867 Whew. 43 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:17,070 That is stanka-danka-dank. 44 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:18,872 Stanky Danky. 45 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,474 That's what I'll call you. 46 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:24,044 And he loves eating trash. 47 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:26,079 Maybe he can come with me to Planet Palooza 48 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,948 tomorrow and be one of my helpers. 49 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:29,783 Would you like that, Stanky Danky? 50 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:35,623 Ugh, I wish Stanky could say at least a few words. 51 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:39,227 Yes! 52 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:43,096 Stanky love trash. 53 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:45,733 Come on, Stanky Danky. 54 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:51,872 All right, Danky. 55 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,874 It's time to let our voices be heard. 56 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,348 Ugh, this place is trash. 57 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:03,917 Dad, I want to go home. 58 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,888 Tough tiddles, kiddles. 59 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:11,859 It's a work day. - But Dad, it's Saturday. 60 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,595 When I was your age, I spent my Saturdays 61 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:17,164 working in a factory underneath a lemonade stand 62 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,400 for seven years. 63 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,535 That's 364 Saturdays. 64 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,404 Do you know how many Saturday morning cartoons 65 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:26,507 I missed out on? All of them. 66 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:27,908 And look at the man I turned out to be. 67 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,413 But is our company even Earth conscious? 68 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,382 My company? Sure, Devin. 69 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,517 It's all about how you spin it. 70 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,952 Step right up and check out the latest, greatest, 71 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:42,590 and the greenest products from Dimmadome Global. 72 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:45,426 Electronic rugs, plugs, and coffee mugs, 73 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:48,329 and it's all single use. 74 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,331 Available only at Dimmazon. 75 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:54,568 Plus, every one of our products is environmentally friendly. 76 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,505 - Even the electric doormat? - It's green, isn't 77 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,473 Can't argue with that. 78 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:00,808 That's right, folks. 79 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,543 The more you buy, the friendlier you are 80 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:05,413 to the environment. 81 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,648 Pollution is not the solution. 82 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:10,584 A good planet is hard to find. 83 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:14,588 The Earth is not a garbage can, but Danky is. 84 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:18,492 - Is that a trash monster? - Yes! I mean no. 85 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:21,028 He's Stanky, and he's my friend. 86 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:23,397 Together we're cleaning up the planet, 87 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:26,900 and you can help by throwing trash in his mouth. 88 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:30,338 Danky love trash! 89 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:31,539 OK. 90 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,376 Danky love trash. 91 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:37,378 Wow, I never knew proper waste disposal 92 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,580 could be so fun. 93 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,615 ♪ Danky love trash ♪ 94 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:47,020 ♪ Danky love trash, Danky love trash ♪ 95 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,423 Ooh, go, Danky. 96 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,425 I see you getting down with your bad self. 97 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:52,726 Oh! 98 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,362 If you really want to help, 99 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:55,963 don't live a wasteful lifestyle. 100 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:59,367 Buy fewer things! Buy fewer things! 101 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,369 Buy fewer things! 102 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:02,670 Buy more things. 103 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,872 You should be buying more of my things. 104 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:08,576 Who is that girl with the radical message? 105 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,378 That's Hazel. 106 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:11,679 She goes to my school. 107 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,447 For some reason, she's always doing things 108 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,750 for the greater good. 109 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,519 Hazel. 110 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:19,853 Are we rolling? 111 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,923 I'm Tina Churner, reporting live 112 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:25,025 from Dimmadelphia Founders Park 113 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:28,862 where one tiny girl has started a big movement. 114 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:31,932 Tell us, what's your mission? - To clean up the planet. 115 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,635 My teacher said we can all help care for the Earth, 116 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:38,171 and at this rate, we can reduce waste by 100%. 117 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:41,475 No more trash forever! 118 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:44,277 Huh? Danky love trash. 119 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:50,418 Ooh, no more trash forever? 120 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:52,052 Ambitious. 121 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,488 Well, I have a lot of helpers. 122 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,290 My first one was Danky. Danky? 123 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:05,833 I'll literally never buying anything again. 124 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,436 Yeah, no more trash. 125 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:12,105 Huh? 126 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:15,709 That's right. Come to Daddy. 127 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:24,452 Your little "fwiend" wants to get "wid" 128 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:28,355 of all "twash" forever, but without "twash," 129 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,924 you'll be empty inside. 130 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:32,793 You wouldn't want that, would you? 131 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,829 - Uh-uh. - Stick with me, kid. 132 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,532 I'll make you the biggest piece of trash 133 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:41,935 this world has ever seen! 134 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:44,505 Hey, baby. 135 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,773 How was Planet Palooza? 136 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,508 Did you make a big difference? 137 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,342 I found a really great helper. 138 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:52,179 "Dimmadelphia's Action News Four" at four. 139 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:53,681 Breaking news. 140 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:54,982 Billionaire non-philanthropist 141 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,284 Dale Dimmadome made a big announcement 142 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:58,686 late in the day. 143 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:01,121 Dimmazon, in partnership with Dimmadome Global, 144 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:05,493 is thrilled to introduce our new brand ambassador, Danky. 145 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:07,661 And to celebrate, 146 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,630 we're having a massive sale. 147 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:12,232 It's Danky Days... 148 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:15,803 All Danky week long when you shop online at Dimmazon. 149 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:18,405 And don't worry about the trash you create. 150 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:20,508 Danky always has room for more. 151 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:23,777 Isn't that right, Danky? Bam! 152 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,378 That's right. 153 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,648 Danky love trash. 154 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,349 We love you, Danky! 155 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,318 That guy with the ridiculous boots 156 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:34,321 turned Danky into a pro-trash propaganda machine. 157 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,357 ♪ Danky love trash ♪ 158 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:38,892 Oh, look at that. 159 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,028 I'm getting all the best deals on Danky days. 160 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,530 I just ordered teeth-whitening, 161 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,164 and it's gonna be here in ten minutes. 162 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,670 It came early! 163 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,004 Five stars. 164 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:58,378 We're breaking sales records. 165 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:00,681 The company's stock is through the roof! 166 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,555 Ah! 167 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:10,090 So much trash. 168 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,759 I have to find Danky. 169 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,460 It's the only way to fix all this. 170 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:16,363 Oh, there's a Danky deal for single-use helicopters. 171 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:19,266 No. I refuse to create more refuse. 172 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,870 Me and Antony used to play in old boxes 173 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,572 and pretend they were planes. 174 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:27,340 I wish this box would take me to Danky. 175 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:40,954 Where's Danky? There he is. 176 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:45,659 We've got a squadron of Dimmadrones on our tail. 177 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,163 Whoa! 178 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,801 I'm OK. 179 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,605 Danky, what are you doing? 180 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,339 We were supposed to be getting rid of trash, 181 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:03,877 not making more of it. - Um, Danky love trash. 182 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,246 Trash give Danky purpose. 183 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:12,052 If no more trash, then Danky empty inside. 184 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:15,155 Oh, Danky, you'll never be empty inside 185 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,757 as long as we're friends. 186 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,028 Danky love trash. 187 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:23,664 Oh, I'm getting teary eyed. 188 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:26,967 That's just the stench from the city burning your eyes. 189 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,268 Come on, Danky. 190 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,570 It's time to take out the trash. 191 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,007 Danky, don't leave! 192 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:37,811 Oh, you're like a son to me. - Ugh. 193 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:43,116 Danky days is over! 194 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,487 Oh, that's my dog! 195 00:09:55,663 --> 00:10:00,400 Buy fewer things. You are free to consume less! 196 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,036 You know what? I'm gonna return this. 197 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,673 Yeah, let's return all of it. 198 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:10,978 No, no, my beautiful profits! 199 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:13,580 No! 200 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:16,717 Now that you have cleaned up Dimmadelphia, 201 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:17,951 what's next? 202 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,287 Danky's taking his message global. 203 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:24,091 How would you like to take it even further? 204 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,060 - Cool. - Yes! 205 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,902 Danky's gonna eat forever. 206 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:39,406 That dumpster sure has a fire burning deep inside. 207 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,710 I think that might be an actual dumpster fire. 208 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,178 Trash! 209 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,209 ♪ Billion ♪