♪ Hazel moved to the city, feeling all alone ♪
♪ Till her whole life changed with a pair quite strange ♪
♪ 'Cause in reality ♪
♪ They're her new OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
- * Wands and wings ♪ - * Floaty crowny things ♪
♪ OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ A new wish for magic hijinks ♪
♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪
♪ Penny-farthing dirt bike rides ♪
♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪
♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪
♪ Pretty great, you've got it made ♪
♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[munching] - Mm.
Chocolate!
Come to mama.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Would you like to indulge in a sweet with us, Hazel?
No, thanks, Wanda.
I'm trying to listen to my gut more.
And my gut says to be healthier.
What's your gut say about this?
You better eat that French fry.
[gasps]
I can't believe our son's a widdle fairy godparent.
We're so proud of you.
Mom!
Not in front of the godkids.
Whoa.
What is this place?
Oh, that's Fairy World, a boundless land of magic.
Fairy World.
[chuckles]
Uh, Dev, you got that Dimmadome look in your eye.
Like when you don't have something
and you're going to try to get it at all costs.
I want to go to Fairy World!
At all costs!
[camera shutter clicks]
Sorry, Dev, Fairy World is reserved for special occasions,
like being tested by Jorgen in the wish trials,
being tested by Jorgen in a giant cage match,
or being tested by Jorgen in, uh-- well, you get it.
Yep. Sorry, Dev-erino.
We can't let you go.
You're not his fairy godparents.
I am.
I'll handle this. [clears throat]
Dev, Fairy World is reserved for special
occasions, like being tested by Jorgen.
And as your fairy godparent, I cannot let you go.
[camera shutter clicks]
Fine.
I wish to go to Fairy World and not be tested by Jorgen.
You can't do that.
both: Aww!
Our son's first wish loophole.
My gut is telling me I wish to go, too.
Isn't that right, gut?
Oh, yeah.
[exciting music]
[vomits]
[chittering]
Welcome to Fairy World.
Is this Jorgen's office?
Yep. Wonder where the big guy is.
Let's see here.
"Pump iron. Pump iron.
Test Peri and Dev."
I wish to go to Fairy World and not be tested by Jorgen.
"Run meaningless errands"?
I mapped out an extensive itinerary
just for the occasion.
But there's one place you can't go.
The Hocus Poconos.
Ooh.
It's forbidden. [echoing]
That's where I want to go, the one place I can't.
The Hocus Pogo Stick or whatever.
Dev, got that Dimmadome gaze in your eye again.
[chuckles]
Don't worry, Hazel.
It's off-lim--
It's off-limits to humans.
Yes, thanks, Dad. And--
You need a magic wand to travel Fairy World.
And only fairies have those.
Mom, I got this.
Well, I wish I had a wand.
[whistles]
Um, I can't do that.
Can I do that? I'm not going to do that.
My gut and I think this is getting out of hand.
You want to get a wand and travel all
over Fairy World on your own?
Exactly.
What was that?
I couldn't get a word in.
I know what I'm doing.
Sorry, Per.
To us, you're always going to be our baby boy.
Ugh.
This is my first godkid ever.
And I want to do things my way, not your way.
You ready to take Fairy World by storm?
But the itinerary.
It's your dream to have every moment
of a relaxing vacation planned.
Or a magic free-for-all without
fairy godparental guidance.
Oh, boy.
Great points all around.
[groans] Well, here goes something.
[snickers]
To the Higgis Pigglestar or whatever.
[electric crackle]
Just let me do my thing.
I have everything under control.
Right, Dev?
Dev?
[echoing]
OK.
The children are missing.
Is this the Hocus Poconos?
Nope. "Star Dome."
So there's just a bunch of stars here?
[soft mystical music]
♪ ♪
I think it's for the wands.
♪ ♪
[chuckles]
Whoo-hoo!
[laughter]
This area isn't forbidden, but at least it's kind of fun.
[both laughing]
OK, nobody panic.
We can figure this out.
Oh, it's not like our wands are missing.
My wand is missing.
Don't worry.
We all have FindMyWand on as a family,
so long as your location tracker is turned on.
My location tracker's off.
Sorry.
Y'all are just so clingy.
Hurtful.
But we'll think of something.
We should be fine so long as Jorgen doesn't
come back to his office.
It is I, Jorgen von Strangle.
I have come back to my office!
[upbeat music]
Whee!
♪ ♪
[dolphin chittering]
♪ ♪
[wings buzzing]
[foghorn blows]
[both cough]
[dramatic music]
I saw on my Ultimate Fairy Tracking
Device that you three were here and likely up to no good.
No good?
Why would you say that? - Yeah.
All two wands and three kids are accounted for.
There should be three wands and two kids!
That's what he meant.
I am this close to testing you!
But I have to drop off the mail before the UP WISH closes.
Oh, this is it.
Hazel and Dev are lost in Fairy World.
Peri's lost his wand.
And who will protect us from Jorgen, Peri?
You? With what muscles?
With what muscles?
I bet Jorgen has another fairy tracker in here.
If we find it, we can pinpoint the location of my wand.
Steal from Jorgen?
Well, "commit a heist" was on Wanda's itinerary.
I regret putting that on here.
Today's been so fun, Dev, but my gut
and I think it's time to un-wish everything and go back.
Come on, Hazel.
We don't have to un-wish everything.
[screams]
[grunts]
[yodeling]
It's the Hocus Poconos!
Peri, you're not sneaking right.
Watch me, son.
[whimpers]
Sigh.
We don't have to sneak.
We know he's gone.
The best way to find the tracker
is to think like Jorgen, really walk in his shoes.
[crash]
Um, I think I found it.
[tracker beeping]
[both yelp]
Welcome to the Hocus Poconos, where all un-wished things go.
I am the Un-Wish Dragon.
And, as my name suggests, I eat un-wishes.
Yeah.
It doesn't really suggest that.
Really?
Well, I-- I thought it was clear.
If I don't eat my un-wishes in a timely fashion,
I have to answer to Jorgen.
Even dragons are afraid of Jorgen?
You know how he gets.
I'm super backed up.
I have, like, a whole season's worth of wishes to eat.
So I'm going to start with you!
♪ ♪
[screams]
♪ ♪
[yelps]
♪ ♪
[plants barking]
♪ ♪
[chuckles]
Whoa.
[grunts]
[screams]
[horse neighs] - Ah-ooh!
[grunts]
[both chuckling]
[growls]
Oh.
[gasps]
Aha!
[groans]
[car alarm blaring]
♪ ♪
Oh, please.
No more!
This is too much wish fulfillment.
[groaning]
For us godkids, you can never get too much wish fulfillment.
Ow!
You're godkids?
Ooh, Jorgen would be so mad if I ate a godkid.
Again.
[gasps] What was that?
Ah!
Jorgen's back.
Where did he go?
Why do you cower in my office?
all: Gah!
It's all our fault.
Peri had nothing to do with it.
[whistles]
♪ ♪
Kids, you're alive!
I mean, of course you're alive.
Why wouldn't you be?
Alive.
Why is the Un-Wish Dragon here?
Cosmo, Wanda, Peri-Weri, what is going on here?
Nothing to see here. Gotta go.
Bye!
[burps]
Well, it is my cheat day.
[laughs]
This is all my fault.
I thought I had it all together,
but I should have listened to you.
No, son.
We meant what we said to Jorgen.
This is all our fault.
Your father's right.
We were so busy hovering over you,
we-- we didn't look after the kids
we were supposed to be literally hovering over.
No, it was my fault.
If I would have followed my gut instincts, none of this
would have happened.
No, Hazel.
I should have spoken up more.
It's my job to keep you out of trouble.
Huh, I'm glad you all learned something.
♪ ♪