♪ Hazel moved to the city, feeling all alone ♪
♪ Till her whole life changed with a pair quite strange ♪
♪ 'Cause in reality ♪
♪ They're her new OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
- ♪ Wands and wings ♪ - ♪ Floaty crowny things ♪
♪ OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ A new wish for magic hijinks ♪
♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪
♪ Penny-farthing dirt bike rides ♪
♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪
♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪
♪ Pretty great, you've got it made ♪
♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
And that's when I became president
of the Iguana Society at my school.
Oh, look at you following in your old man's footsteps.
Who's that next to you?
Oh. That's my best friend, Deja.
That's when Deja and I fell into the fountain
on the way to class.
Best friend?
I thought I was your best friend.
Wha-- I mean, best friend at college, obviously.
Ooh, so tell us more about this Deja, son.
Well, we spent a lot of time together,
and we had the same sense of humor.
And I feel most myself when I'm with her.
We even made up this game where--
Y'all made up a game?
I bet it's not as cool as the game we made up.
Look what I found.
Oh, wow.
This is a blast from the past.
Rattle--
Conda--
both: Racers!
Come on!
Let's play!
Oh, uh, let me finish showing my photos first.
We'll play after, OK?
OK.
Oh, no. Hold up. I didn't mean--
Hey, Hazel.
Ooh! What's this?
It's "Rattleconda Racers."
Me and Antony made it when we were kids.
Fun.
Are you two going to play the game today?
He said we would, but that was two whole minutes ago.
Maybe he doesn't want to play with me anymore.
Oh, that's a pretty big leap, squirt.
Not as big as this one.
We used to be really into this game.
I wish he was into it now.
Ta-da!
You wished for Antony to be into the game.
So we brought you both into the game.
And we'll act as the townsfolk
that give you side quests.
You remember your lines, Cosmo?
"Howdy.
"I'm Cosmo the Kid.
"Howdy.
I'm Cosmo the Kid."
Oh!
Cool!
This is going to be just like old times.
Antony, isn't this--
Come on, Hazel!
Let's Rattleconda race!
Antony!
We have to stay on the trail!
Why?
This is the best dirt bike course I've ever seen.
Whoa!
Yeah!
Let's play a little different today.
We could free ride it.
No!
I want to play the way we used to.
All right, fine.
But full disclosure, I might have forgotten how to play.
I didn't.
OK.
So I'm Doc Hazelnut, and you're Wheelier.
We're the Rattleconda Racers.
We're going to follow this trail all
the way to the finish line.
We have to follow the directions on the cards
to move forward.
And we can only leave the trail if the cards tell us to.
So no more willy nilly wheelies.
Ooh, but willy nilly wheelies are so fun.
"Round up the cactus critters."
Howdy.
Yee-haw there, racers.
I'm Cosmo the Kid.
And this is Wanda Petey.
Please.
Won't you help us?
The cactus critters chased us up here.
If we spend much more time in this blazing sun.
I'm afraid we'll get desert fever, the disease which
claimed the lives of my whole family after a tragic
journey to--
Uh, Wanda, can you get to the point?
Round the cactus critters up so we can come down.
We have to get them into the corral!
Well, thank you kindly, Rattleconda Racers.
Now that the critters have been safely recovered,
the debt that I owe to that evil land developer
Deborah Diamondback can be--
Ahem.
Oh, you're no fun.
Y'all can advance 12 squares.
both: 12 squares!
12 squares!
Whoo-whoo!
"Jump the canyon?"
Fancy seeing you here.
You've reached Rattleconda Canyon.
Beware, all who have tried to cross this treacherous canyon
have perished under mysterious circumstances.
OK.
What she means to say is, can you
help us get across the canyon?
Can I?
Hop on.
both: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Take that, canyon.
We jump canyons like you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
And dessert.
"Race the Rattleconda to the finish line"?
Huh?
Ah, It's the Rattleconda!
That's Ronda the Rattleconda to you.
No one jumps my canyon, not for breakfast,
lunch, dinner, or dessert.
Come on! Let's get out of here!
I wish we were out of the game.
We can't grant wishes.
That would be cheating.
And cheating is for lowdown coyote scoundrels.
In the West, your word is law.
And the law is--
Uh, not now, Wanda.
The only way out of the game is by crossing the finish line.
She's gonna catch up.
Our only hope is to get off the trail.
But we can't leave the trail unless the cards
tell us to, remember?
"Dodge tumbleweeds on the trail."
"Watch our for crossing cactus critters!"
both: Ahh!
Hazel, if we stay on the trail, she's going to get us.
We have to play like we used to!
"Slow down. Quicksand."
That's not good.
Whatever you do, don't panic.
Well, I feel like my character
would panic like this.
Ahh! We've been vanquished by the harsh frontier!
Looks like my fast food slowed down.
Antony, help!
Huh?
Uh, are you going to eat us?
You'll make the perfect nighttime snacks.
Whoa!
We have to go back for Cosmo and Wanda!
Huh?
Those NPCs?
Why?
Because we can't cross the finish line without
them, remember?
I don't, but sure.
All right, let's think.
We don't have our bikes.
If Ronda sees us, she'll eat us.
And the cards are ruined thanks to somebody
jumping on them.
You mean when I was saving you?
What is it with you and these cards?
I just wanted our game to be the same as it was.
But why?
Because ever since you left for school
it feels like everything is different!
Well, it is different.
And you're not the only one going through it.
I eat all my meals in a cafeteria now.
I live with a roommate who snores.
And I want Deja to be my girlfriend,
but I don't know how to tell her.
Well, I didn't know that!
Maybe you would if you ever wanted to hear about my life
now, but you didn't even want to look
at the slideshow I made.
Well, if I knew how much it meant to you,
I would have paid more attention.
And I'm sorry!
Apology accepted.
I love you, and I miss you.
I love you!
And I miss you too!
And I want to stop yelling and hug now!
Ronda?
This isn't Ronda.
It's her shed skin!
Gross.
OK.
I think I know how we can save Cosmo and Wanda.
I can't put my finger on why, but this game feels way
more intense than it used to.
Ronda, I challenge you to a snake off.
And if I win, I want those tasty townsfolk you got.
Who are you?
Um.
Uh, my name's Sheri the Snake.
OK, Sheri the Snake, let's do this.
Not today.
My food is-- getting away!
Oh, I'll get you racers!
I knew you'd come for us, Rattleconda Racers.
Yee-haw!
Looks like it's game over, racers.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Let's turn this Rattleconda rattler
into a Rattleconda racecourse.
Hey!
Come here.
Whoa!
- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
both: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Wow!
I really got sucked up in the game this time, huh?
It almost felt real.
Want to play again?
Nah.
I'd rather hear more about your college updates.
Want to see the rest of my slideshow?
There's, like, 64 slides left.
I'll pop some popcorn.
Yee-haw!