♪ Hazel moved to the city, feeling all alone ♪
♪ Till her whole life changed with a pair quite strange ♪
♪ 'Cause in reality ♪
♪ They're her new OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
- ♪ Wands and wings ♪ - ♪ Floaty crowny things ♪
♪ OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ A new wish for magic hijinks ♪
♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪
♪ Penny-farthing dirt bike rides ♪
♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪
♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪
♪ Pretty great, you've got it made ♪
♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
[dramatic classical music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
[air horn blaring]
[horn tooting]
[upbeat music]
Happy--
[together] Happy birthday!
Hey, yeah.
Thanks.
Dev!
Here, I got you the new "Prime Meridian Love" manga
that was only released underseas.
Nice!
How'd you get this?
I mean, you know.
Is your dad home?
He's out working on something called "Project H."
He's been spending all his time on it.
Not that I care.
Ooh!
Maybe the H stands for "Him missing his son's birthday
"party is actually a cover for the amazing
surprise he has for him."
Hopefully?
Yeah, it's not.
Come on.
I'll take you to where the party is.
[somber music]
♪ ♪
Hey, Dev, I have another gift for you!
You got me another present?
Of course.
Close your eyes.
Cosmo, Wanda, I wish for a pair of rocket boots for Dev.
[dramatic music]
Surprise!
Whoa!
Cool!
Why didn't you think of getting me these, pickle brain Peri?
Because my job is to grant you wishes,
not to read your mind.
[boots charging]
Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
[laughing]
Well, that should keep him happy for roughly 10 minutes.
[whimpers]
Sounds like enough time to give us a tour.
Yeah, we want to see where our widdle
Peri-Weri has been living.
Uh, blink twice if you need help getting out of here.
It has its perks.
Come on.
Let me show you the cereal bar.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
Pro tip-- mix two different cereals together
for a flavor extravaganza!
[air horn blaring]
Surprise!
Happy birthday.
Enjoy the entertainment.
Auto signature from your father, Dale Dimmadome,
owner of the Dimmadome Global Dome--
Entertainment?
[gasps] Your dad got a party performer for your birthday?
[gasps] He actually remembered this year?
Maybe Cosmo was right.
Maybe this is Project H.
[gasps] I hope it's a Duckworth cosplayer!
Hello!
O-Pair, who's there?
A party princess!
Cool!
I didn't know you were a fan of the Renaissance.
The who-aissance?
I don't want a party princess.
[groans] Did my dad use an algorithm with keywords of what
kids like to book this?
- Yes. - No.
- I mean yes. - Yes.
[sighs] Maybe this is a really cool party princess.
Just watch.
I bet this will be your most memorable birthday party ever.
You must be the young prince whose birthday it is.
I have traveled far and wide to--
holy rich!
[upbeat jazzy music]
♪ ♪
I mean, my word, this is a rich kingdom.
[chuckles]
[groans] Party's upstairs.
[cackling]
- [clears throat] - [yelps]
[in British accent] Why, this is said to be the party
of the season, Your Majesty.
Blimey, me tummy's grumbling.
Nothing a fresh crumpet won't fix.
By jove!
[feet tapping]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
♪ La da da di, da da la da da da ♪
Good morrow!
Good morrow, children.
[gasps] A real live princess?
Eee!
OMG!
You must have the most romantic whole princess name.
[giggles] Let me guess--
Grisella!
Mimmsdale!
Or Hannafred!
[laughs] My name is Princess Vicky.
Ooh!
Like that old Chip Skylark song that I've heard my mom play?
♪ Hey Vicky, you're so icky ♪
Uh, never heard of it.
Now, we must make haste if we're
going to get through all our birthday activities in time.
Who's ready to make friendship bracelets?
[cackling]
This doesn't look like the cereal bar to me.
So this is where that button with the dollar sign on it
leads to.
I'd be too afraid to press it because I
thought it would charge me for the elevator ride.
Oh, it's like I always say-- if you don't press every
single button on an elevator, you'll never
find a secret room.
Oddly enough, he does always say that.
Let's light up the place so we can see what's
so secret about this room.
Eee!
And on second thought, I'm good.
Come on.
We can't give up now.
This is much better than the cereal bar.
[ominous music]
Is it me or is that painting mad at us?
Nah, his expression is always that upsetting.
Who wants to make teddy bears?
You stuff 'em and you sell 'em.
Work ya merry fingers.
Thank you for calling Vicky's Wicked Arts and Crafts.
This is Vicky speaking.
Uh-huh, sure.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that your snow globe broke, ma'am,
but I assure you that all my artisan
crafts are made with care.
And as my return policy states, there are no returns!
[loud clattering]
Huzzah, huzzah, whatever.
Cake me.
There's something familiar about that giant statue's face.
[gasps] It can't be.
Uh, young birthday squire.
Pray tell, what is your last name?
Yes, I'm a Dimmadome.
Duh.
His dad's pretty well-known around here.
Dale Dimmadome. Have you heard of him?
Heard of him?
I made him!
He was the laziest worker in my lemonade stand!
He had no work ethic before he met me.
How dare he get rich and not give me a cut?
Mrs. Princess Vicky, can I please stop sewing?
[heart beating rapidly]
Aw.
Are your widdle fingies hurting?
Mm-hmm.
Too bad!
My bank account is hurting.
Do you think party princessing pays the bills?
No!
Selling artisan children's crafts online,
however, now there's a business.
[cackling]
Are-- are these hypothetical questions?
Back to the bears!
My online store ain't gonna fill itself with merchandise.
[whines] But birthday parties are supposed to be fun!
Making me money is fun.
I wanna see every one of you with a smile on your face.
I'm the boss here, and I don't want
to hear any more complaining.
Now back to work, twerps!
[loud thud]
[chuckles] This is terrible.
She's ruining your birthday.
Yeah, and what was all that about knowing my dad?
We've got to stop her.
Cosmo, Wanda, I need you!
Peri, get in here.
Where are they?
[whimsical music]
Ooh!
Yay!
[electronic piano music]
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Uh-oh.
You know what this means?
That we're not the only ones who
were jealous of Hazel's Lil' Founder's Hat
at the Founder's Day Festival?
No, Cosmo.
It means Dale has been studying Hazel since Founder's Day.
But why would Dale spy on Hazel?
Good question.
Hmm.
Dale sees everyone as a dollar sign,
but Hazel doesn't need to buy things.
She has fairy godparents.
♪ ♪
Oh, no!
I think Dale has been studying Hazel since Founder's Day.
It might take him a little longer,
but he always gets there.
[both blowing]
Faster, bigger, balloonier!
The party I'm princessing tomorrow is balloon-themed,
and I'm charging them for every single one!
[laughs]
[blowing]
[all blowing]
Psst.
[sneaky music]
♪ ♪
Hey.
Hazel, we can't be caught talking
or she'll make us draw up a profit
loss statement for her online store's quarterly earnings.
Just find a way to make the numbers add up!
Meet me over there.
Go by the cover of balloon.
I have a plan to take this birthday party back.
[sneaky music]
♪ ♪
I consider it a peaceful protest,
but we're dealing with a class 4 meanie here.
[gasps] We've never dealt with
that level of meanie before.
Forget peace.
We gotta kick this princess to the curb.
But how?
Without our fair-- uh, fairness--
without our fairness of size because we're--
we're smaller than her.
With my plan, we don't need to be big.
Time to execute Operation Birthday Takeback.
Yeah! - Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
[laughs]
[clapping]
[scanner whirring]
Sweet.
Now, as you can see, I've mapped out
a series of booby traps.
Listen closely, and we'll make it out alive.
Wow, he's really hung up on Hazel not buying anything
on Founder's Day or ever.
He must not have realized that Hazel is able to wish
for what she wants.
Or that she was able to wish for other kids.
That's why they stopped buying things, too.
And there's nothing on here about the Big Wand.
Or Fairy World.
What are you two thinking?
Peri's right.
We're leaving the biggest part out--
us.
Well, why don't you just tell him fairies
exist while you're at it?
Good thinking!
That should really spell it out for him.
This is it.
Remember, stick together, and don't look her in the eyes.
For us and for all of the kids she's ever wronged,
today, we take back the power.
♪ V-I-C-K-Y ♪
♪ The sound of her name makes the little kids cry ♪
♪ Ahh ♪
♪Hey, Vicky, you're so, so icky ♪
♪ Just the thought of being around you ♪
♪ Makes me oh so sicky ♪
♪ Hey, Vicky, won't you please explain why ♪
♪ You get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain? ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ A chick who's just plain mean ♪
♪ A sour, sweet 16 ♪
♪ She's a fire-breathing dragon ♪
♪ In a pair of black jeans ♪
[together] Ew!
Ahh!
♪ ♪
[together] Ahh!
[both giggling]
♪ ♪
[growls] You can run, but you can't hide.
Vicky, whoa, your troll-like meanness
has not gone unnoticed.
Whoa.
You must pay for the things you've done.
Oh, please, wise ghost.
I'm sorry for my actions.
Tell me what I may do to fix the error of my ways.
You must leave this party and never come back!
As you wish, ghost.
Just don't hurt me.
Don't just send her away.
Ask for more stuff before she goes.
Wait!
Before you leave, you must make French fries
and milkshakes for everyone at this children's party.
It's not a children's party.
I'm a big kid.
French fries and milkshakes, you say?
It shall be done.
Ask for lemonade.
I never get to have a lemonade.
And lemonade!
Freshly squeezed.
Then you are banished from this place.
Ahh!
Oh.
[rock music]
[cackles] Nice try, twerps.
♪ ♪
[growls]
[shouting]
Ya!
Oh!
You troublemakers need to be separated.
You won't get away with this!
Watch me!
I'll be right back to deal with you two ghost dummies.
And don't you dare try to escape.
Or else!
Ugh!
Cosmo, Wanda, Peri, where the heck are you?
Hazel, hold on to something.
[straining]
[boots firing]
[snapping]
[grunts] We gotta get out of here before she gets back.
But how?
Only way out is the elevator, and she's in it.
That's not the only way out.
Seriously?
[sighs] Oh, here goes something.
Prepare to meet your doom, twerps!
Gotcha!
Dev, go find our fairies!
Hazel!
No!
Come here, twerp!
[clapping]
Oh, let me go!
Hey!
Get off me!
Follow me!
- That was really cool! - Thanks.
This way!
Aim for my dad's room!
[growls] Get back here!
You can't escape.
Ahh!
Ow!
Dev!
Ah!
[dramatic music]
Ahh!
[both grunting]
Hmm.
Ah!
Don't look!
Hazel, Dev, what are you doing here?
What are we doing where?
I've never seen this room before.
Welcome to your dad's evil lair.
Mom!
She means "welcome to your dad's secret evil lair."
You knew about this room and didn't tell me?
We could argue about who knew what later.
Right now, we've got a princess problem to deal with.
I've never met a princess that was a problem.
I've never met a princess that wasn't a problem.
[laughs]
My dad hired a party princess.
At first she seemed nice, but then she forced us all to make
stuff for her online store.
Then she chased us.
And tied us up!
And she kept calling us all twerps.
[laughs] Next, you're going to tell us her name is Vicky.
Her name is Vicky!
[together] Vicky?
[cackling]
Yeah. Do you know her?
Know her?
We're terrified of her.
Oh, Vicky being a terrible babysitter
is the reason our old godkid Timmy
got us in the first place.
I'll never forget that scream.
[screaming]
That scream?
You can hear my thoughts?
No, Cosmo.
She's here.
She's coming.
She's hunting us.
[gasps] She's real?
I thought I imagined her as a baby.
Tell me when this is over.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
[together] Ahh!
Twerps!
Is what I would say to naughty children,
not to you little angels.
Hello.
You must be the parents and/or chaperones.
Yes, we are the and/or chaperones.
And you're in big trouble for being so mean to Timmy--
um, I mean, Dev.
You can't fool us with this innocent act.
We're gonna call the Better Princess Bureau and report you.
Eep!
I looked her in the eyes.
[laughs] I don't know what these children have told you,
but I can assure you they're lies.
Let me go get my business card for you,
and I'll just be right back.
[elevator whirring]
Ahh!
[all cheering]
Freedom!
Why is she still working in childcare?
She followed her passion, which is yelling at kids.
Adults must be her kryptonite.
That would have been really handy to know
a couple decades ago.
Whoa.
Project H?
Why are there pictures of me up at the Founder's
Day Festival here?
You're Project H.
What are you talking about?
Oh, Project Hazel.
Every day, all he talks about is this project.
My dad missed my birthday because he was
busy trying to figure you out?
Well, not only me.
He has pictures of Cosmo and Wanda, too.
Oh, my mistake.
He's trying to figure you and your fairies out.
Meanwhile, his own son has a fairy,
and he doesn't even have a clue.
I'd say it's better he doesn't know
about Peri 'cause--
Oh, is my one fairy not as important as your two fairies
that you've had for longer than me?
My dad cares more about my friend than--
[gasps] did you wish for us to be friends?
Huh?
Yes.
I mean, no, not exactly.
Once I wished to understand you, but then
the friend part just really--
[groans] I should have known something was up.
Dimmadomes don't just make friends.
And yet you, you got in my head.
You've been playing me from the start!
Dev, I'm sorry today went the way
it did, but it sounds like what you're really
upset about is your dad.
I can't trust you!
Just leave me alone, Hazmat!
[dramatic music]
OK.
We'll go.
[feet tapping]
Happy birthday, Dev.
[sighs]
Sorry the party was a bust, squirt.
Thanks, Wanda.
What a confusing and icky day.
That's Vicky for you, making kids miserable since 2001.
Let's do something to put this behind us.
[gasps] I know.
Movie night.
And you know what goes great with movies--
a really big ice cream.
Coming right up.
[munching] Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm!
Hazel-berry, my favorite.
Personally, I love Wanda-berry ice cream,
a good balance of sweet and sour.
I tried Cosmo-berry once.
Mm, didn't care for it.
Too nutty.
[chuckles] I'm glad I have you guys to cheer me up.
Us, too, squirt.
[ominous music]
♪ ♪
Anything I can do to help cheer you up?
It's still your birthday.
Let's do something fun!
Come on.
Go ahead.
Make a wish.
News flash, could have used your help an hour ago.
I wish you would leave me alone!
I-- as you wish, kid.
[screaming]
[dramatic music]
[growling]
♪ ♪