♪ Hazel moved to the city, feeling all alone ♪
♪ Till her whole life changed with a pair quite strange ♪
♪ 'Cause in reality ♪
♪ They're her new OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
- * Wands and wings ♪ - * Floaty crowny things ♪
♪ OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ A new wish for magic hijinks ♪
♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪
♪ Penny-farthing dirt bike rides ♪
♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪
♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪
♪ Pretty great, you've got it made ♪
♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
Paper!
Crouching tiger, hidden scissors!
The children, Cosmo.
They're organizing.
It's a children's revolt. I knew this day would come.
We're prepping for the Rock, Paper, Scissors Tournament.
The winner will compete in the school-wide tournament
tomorrow for a free T-shirt!
Get me that free T-shirt.
I wish for that free T-shirt.
I can get you a T-shirt, but I can't get you that
T-shirt because it's a prize.
The rules state that--
Again with the rules?
What's the point of having an all-powerful, magical being
who can barely do anything?
The rules are the only thing separating us
from peace and total chaos!
Well, peace is boring and lacking in swag.
Let's get ready to rock, paper, scissors!
Congrats on the win, Hazel.
Pulling out paper, even though you'd use it to defeat
your previous three opponents?
Inspired.
I guess I just felt like, why bench
your star player, you know?
We're rooting for you in the finals tomorrow.
Thanks, guys.
Of course Hazel won.
She probably wished for it.
Doubtful.
The rules state that--
Enough with the rules!
What happened to you taking me from Dev to Dev-ine?
I don't feel very divine.
I feel like I just lost a Rock, Paper,
Scissors Tournament to someone who has
twice as many fairies as me.
Hazel having two fairies has nothing
to do with the luck of--
Whatever!
I wish to be in tomorrow's schoolwide tournament.
Dev, that's cheating.
I can't.
I wish for straight As.
The rules--
I wish for Hazel to have all Fs.
I can't--
Do anything cool?
You know what, Dev?
I'm done.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm done-er!
I'm the done-est!
Stick a fork in both of us, then!
- Fine! - Good!
Great!
Hey, kid.
Huh?
I'm Foop.
Well, at least I was.
I changed my name to Irep, as in the opposite of Peri.
Check the threads.
I'm your new anti-fairy godparent,
and I'm gonna help you break all the rules.
I can't wait.
I wish it was tomorrow.
Done!
I did finger crunches all night to prep
for today's tournament.
I can't wait to reveal some of my moves.
All right, Irep, I wish to be back in the tournament today.
Done!
I can't believe how much time I wasted with Peri.
You are so much better!
That's all I've ever wanted to hear.
And I wish for Hazel Wells to have bad luck.
What?
Ahh!
If 2/3 of a Santa Claus visits the world's population
by a train going 3 kilometers per hour,
and the only train in Duluth is out of commission
because of an unfortunate fire, approximately how many sticks
of butter do you need to use to leave out a plate of cookies?
Hazel, where have you been?
Not now, Guz!
Did Hazel just give me a really cool nickname?
Guz, Guz-Guz-Guz-Guz!
Something really weird is going on.
There's bad luck everywhere I go.
I can't have this affecting me in the tournament,
so I wish to have good luck!
Something is preventing our wands from granting your wish.
But what?
Hmm.
I don't think the wish is considered cheating,
And I don't think it would result in mind control,
forcing someone to fall in love, or anybody croaking.
OK, OK, what to do?
I wish for as many good luck charms as possible!
What?
Dev?
But he lost.
Let's get ready to rock, paper, scissors!
Paper covers rock!
You're out!
Shredder obliterates paper.
You're out!
Dynamite blows up rock.
You're out!
Shark eats apple.
You're out!
Final match.
Dev Dimmadome versus Hazel Wells.
The Big Bang beats the planet Jupiter.
Hazel Wells, you are out!
Dev Dimmadome wins!
Whoo-hoo!
Wow.
This shirt feels like it was made just for me.
Congratulations on your win, Dev.
Really.
Hey!
You can't just be all cool about losing.
You're-- you're supposed to be miserable.
I-- what?
It was just a contest, Dev.
You won fair and square.
So I-- - Argh!
No, I didn't!
I cheated!
And you're supposed to be sad now.
That's the whole point!
You did have something to do with my bad luck!
Peri, how could you?
Wrong!
both: Foop!
It's Irep now, thanks to your irritating son's name change.
And it's much less easy to say, might I add.
Who the heck?
He's Peri's anti-fairy.
Anti-fairy?
That's right, little girl.
For every fairy, there's an anti-fairy,
a ruler of bad luck and chaos.
I am Peri's opposite-- cunning, vindictive, handsome.
But here's the really fun part.
While we're not usually allowed godkids,
Peri left me a nice, juicy loophole by quitting.
Once a fairy quits, any magical being can take their place.
Peri didn't quit.
He was waiting for you to call!
He thought you two were on a break.
Who cares?
That loser can't create any of the wishes I really want.
Irep can.
And I'm gonna unleash a string of wishes
unlike this world has ever seen.
Your wish is my command, godkid.
I wish Bev loved me.
Done!
I wish for a bunch of money.
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Done!
I wish to be king of America.
Done!
Are we rolling?
Tina Churner reporting live on the scene
where the United States' first monarch has just been crowned.
And inquiring minds need to know, is he single?
Football!
Ahh!
I'll teach you to steal my son's job!
You need to take cover, Ms. Churner!
Also, big fan of your work.
These wings don't work.
These wings don't work!
I'm finally about to get everything I ever wanted,
and you're ruining it!
Irep, I wish Cosmo and Wanda were nothing!
Anti-fairy known as Irep, you are hereby dismissed
as Dev's fairy godparent!
- What? - You can't do that!
When I quit,
I never gave two weeks' notice!
So Dev is still my godkid.
There is no force in the universe
more powerful than Fairy World Human Resources.
All the wishes granted by Irep are hereby reversed.
Speaking of which, back to Anti-Fairy World for him.
Ahh!
And now back to Fairy World for me.
That was a close one.
It's a good thing that I was jealously spying on Dev--
I mean passing by.
I was very normally and confidently passing by.
Listen, Dev, I don't know what your real problem
is with me, but--
I don't need your caring and understanding, Hinkle.
Fine.
Be like that.
You wanted to win so bad?
Take the dumb shirt.
I hope it was worth it.
O-Pairs!
Find me everything there is to know about anti-fairies.