[mystical music]
♪ ♪
[vocalizing]
Do you always bring your own lamp to Fairy Con?
No, I'm just testing how much room I have for merch.
Cosmo and I look forward to this convention all year.
I don't know what I'm most excited for--
the merch, the movie announcements,
or famous fairy autograph signings.
Ooh, all of those sound great to me.
I wish I could go to Fairy Con--
Oh, sorry, Hazel,
but this is a fairies-only event.
Aw, shuckleberries.
Is my cosplay too much?
both: Ah, Jorgen!
Phew!
You look just like him.
I thought we were in for a surprise inspection.
That's it. If I can't be an actual fairy,
then I can cosplay as a fairy to get into the convention.
Well, we can't say no to that, can we?
You're good, Hazel,
almost too good.
Fairy Con, here I come.
[upbeat jazzy music]
♪ ♪
[whistling]
Are we there yet? Can't see anything.
Hold your horses.
We gotta check if the coast is clear.
[gasps] Cool!
Hmm. What's my fairy vibe?
Just try not to let anyone see you
until you pick out your wings.
And your things.
Cosmo? Wanda!
Oh, hi... friend.
It's been so long since we've seen you.
Who's that with you? Aren't you gonna introduce me?
What's it to you, huh?
Who do you work for?
Got it. Hope to see you again soon.
We'll be counting the days.
Who was that?
I have no idea.
♪ ♪
Ta-da!
Wow, those inflatable wings make you look so floaty.
[laughs] Right?
Now that I can fly, no one will suspect a thing.
Whoa.
What are we gonna do first?
Oh, look, the Nmusic Phairy's singing a tribute
to all the fairies we lost to magical backup this year.
[vocalizing sweetly]
Magical backup?
Confetti Date?
What is that?
When a fairy goes too long without doing magic,
there's a buildup of energy
that eventually makes us explode into confetti.
Every fairy has an "I thought it was my confetti day" story.
[applause]
Remember to take wishes of each other
and grant care. [giggles]
What am I even saying? Am I okay?
Come on, I don't want to miss out on Merch Alley!
Look at all those cool Jorgen collectibles.
Hmm. Do I want Fitness Jorgen,
Everyday Jorgen, or Bedtime Jorgen?
Ooh, is that Presto, my old manager from the diner?
It is Presto.
Ooh, he was there the day Cosmo and I met.
We better say hi.
Whoa.
[grunting]
[laughing] Whoa!
Hey, I think I'm finally getting the hang of it!
Fairyfication certificate...
[laughs] That's my jam.
Excuse me, one fairyfication certificate, please.
Sign here.
[laughs excitedly] How official.
Where's Hazel?
There she is at the DMV booth.
Uh-oh, her love of official documents.
[mystical music]
both: Wait!
♪ ♪
Whoa-hoh-hoh!
I have wings--real wings.
This is amazing!
Whoa, I'm a real fairy.
[grunts]
Eh?
And I can do magic!
I thought you said godkids couldn't be fairies.
Godkids can't wish to be fairies,
but signing an official fairyfication certificate
can turn you into one.
What? Why didn't you tell me this before?
I could have been a real fairy
right from the start of the convention?
We didn't tell you because becoming an official fairy
means that you get your own anti--
[thunder rumbling]
[sinister pop music]
Hi. I'm Lezah.
I have an anti-fairy?
Watch out, Hazel. Anti-fairies are tricky.
Don't trust them.
It's cool to meet you.
I'm Hazel.
It's cool to meet you too.
Psych! [laughs]
You should have seen your face.
It's not cool to meet you.
In fact, nothing about you is cool.
Why would you say that?
Because you wouldn't.
Also, I think it's about time you knew.
Oh, if anyone already knew I wasn't cool, it was me.
Wait. - [chuckles] Aww.
That would have been so cute if it wasn't so sad.
In fact, this whole convention is pretty sad.
But don't worry, I'm about to liven things up.
[laughs mischievously]
Hey! My certificate!
Me personally, I wouldn't let that slide.
Grr. The only thing that'll be sliding
is her... into the I-don't-think-so zone,
because she can't do that and...
[groans] Let's just go stop her.
The I-don't-think-so zone sounds scary.
[mischievous music]
♪ ♪
This macro-chip powers all the wands in Fairy World.
If this isn't plugged in properly,
no fairy can use their magic.
[wands beeping]
[laughs mischievously]
Aah!
[grunts]
[faint cheers]
Who cares about that certificate?
Let's just go home.
Yeah, who needs that?
You'll just stay a fairy forever.
[chuckles] Oh, right.
Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I was a kid again!
Sorry, squirt.
According to the rules, we didn't make you a fairy,
so we can't unmake you a fairy.
[gasps]
Well, then I guess we'll have to destroy that certificate.
Maybe there's some way we could trap Lezah.
Come on, Hazel, think.
Okay, since Lezah is the opposite of me,
we can lure her in with my least favorite snack,
trail mix.
It's chaotic, it has competing flavors,
and how the heck did raisins sneak their way in there?
Blech!
Here she comes.
Places, people!
[sighs] It takes a lot of energy to be this fabulous.
Ooh, recharge with a free sample.
It's our special raisin blend.
[gasps, squeals]
Oh, my God, the raisins are so salty.
Gotcha!
I'll be taking this.
Oh, wow, that was so slow.
Did you just learn to fly or something?
Oh, I just learned to fly, all right,
emphasis on the learned,
'cause I did learn!
[groans] That's it.
No more Mister Nice Me.
Prepare to meet a different me.
Whoops.
[laughs] This is too good.
Let me show you and your little clone
what real magic looks like.
Ugh! That is not what I meant!
Let me try again.
Ugh, stop it!
I don't want more of me.
I want less of you!
Let's make things a little more interesting.
[dog barking]
I can't tell which one is the real Hazel.
Me neither.
[whistle blows] Hey!
All you Hazels,
what is Hazel's favorite horror movie series?
all: "Gregory!"
What nickname does Antony call Hazel?
all: Small fry!
Well, we tried everything we could.
[sighs] Will the real Hazel please raise her hand?
Why didn't you raise your hand, Hazel clone?
Well, I thought I was the real Hazel.
But then again, if I'm not, I wouldn't want to deprive
the actual real Hazel from being herself.
Only the real Hazel would overthink
whether she was herself.
both: Aww.
Ah, so your friends figured it out.
Big whoop. Once a loser, always a loser.
The only thing that's gonna be a loser is you--
a loser of a certificate!
Ah! Gotcha!
[gasps] Ugh!
[exciting music]
♪ ♪
[noisemaker blows]
Ugh! Seriously?
Ow!
[laughs]
[sighs] Whew!
Being a fairy was fun,
but I've never been more happy to be myself.
Let's go home.
You said it, kiddo.
Ooh! Merch!
♪ Billion ♪