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♪ Hazel moved to the city,
feeling all alone ♪
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♪ Till her whole life changed
with a pair quite strange ♪
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♪ 'Cause in reality ♪
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♪ They're her new OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
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- ♪ Wands and wings ♪
- ♪ Floaty crowny things ♪
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♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
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♪ A new wish
for magic hijinks ♪
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♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪
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♪ Penny-farthing
dirt bike rides ♪
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♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪
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♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪
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♪ Pretty great,
you've got it made ♪
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♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
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Loading. Loading.
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Loading.
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I bet we get a perfect score.
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I bet we crush it so hard
we break the internet.
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I bet we set a new
BFF world record,
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and people everywhere come
to study our friendship,
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and they're so impressed
by how close we are
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they give us our own
BFF holiday.
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What, too much?
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Zero percent?
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That can't be right.
Let me try again.
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What?
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Negative 10%?
How did it go down?
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Maybe it's broken.
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How is that possible?
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And why did I get
100% friendship match
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with the lunch lady?
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Sloppy Joe.
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Don't sweat it, Hazel.
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It's just a silly quiz.
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Yeah, we don't need a test
to tell us how close we are.
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Psh. Totally, totally.
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You guys go ahead.
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I'll catch up.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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How could I score
so low with them
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but high with the lunch lady?
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Maybe they don't know
enough about me.
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Maybe we're not as close
as I thought.
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Maybe our friendship
is a big lie
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and we're not really
friends at all.
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Sounds like--
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Sounds like--
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Sounds like you could use
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an Angela Wells
shake and shout.
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I don't think that's
going to work this time.
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You OK?
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Eh, not really.
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I took a friendship quiz
with Winn and Jasmine.
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And we failed hard.
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It's like
they don't even know me.
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Up we go.
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That's it.
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Shake what I gave you.
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Now shout something
positive like this.
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"I will not let negative
thinking control my reality."
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Whoo!
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I'm feeling it now.
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Oh, keep working while
I shake some of this
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good energy around.
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Your mom is right.
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She always knows
exactly what to say.
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And how to move. Wink.
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That might work for her,
but she doesn't have
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fairy godparents
to fix her friendships.
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I wish Winn and Jasmine
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were inside my head.
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That way, they can
really get to know me.
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Welcome all
to the Hazel museum,
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located in the wonderful
mind of Hazel,
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the most Hazel-y place
on Earth.
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Uh, Hazel museum?
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Inside of Hazel's mind?
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Um, that's the fancy name
for the new wing
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at the Dimsonian Museum.
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My very rich grandmother
Grantoinette paid for it.
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She's totally real.
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Cool.
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My grandma's totally real too.
Let's go.
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Not so fast.
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Before we begin,
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there are two simple rules.
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Rule number one, no refunds.
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So don't even ask.
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And rule number two, do not,
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under any circumstances
open that door.
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Ooh, mysterious.
What's in it?
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Nobody knows,
but it is strictly off limits.
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Let's begin.
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Follow me as I teach you all
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about the extraordinary
life of Hazel.
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Don't even think about it.
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Vincent van Gogh,
Frida Kahlo, Basquiat.
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All of these artists pale
in comparison to Hazel Wells.
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Hazel is a locally
world-renowned artist
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who dreams of creating her own
comic book series one day.
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I heard she invented the sun.
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Whoa.
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Hazel, that's amazing.
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I didn't know
you were so talented.
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Scoff.
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I bet you also
didn't know Hazel is
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a celebrated geologist.
- Wow.
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Whoa.
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Hazel has won several
astronautical awards
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for her rock collection,
which includes rocks
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from all over the galaxy.
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A professional
french fry connoisseur,
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Hazel has won several
french-fry-eating competitions.
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Ah!
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Hazel also has a love
of all things miniature
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and regularly volunteers at
the Petite Animal Sanctuary.
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Yeehaw.
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Wow, Hazel,
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I didn't know you did
all those things.
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Yeah.
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What other cool stuff
are you hiding from us?
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There's lots more.
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And as your best friend...
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I want you to know everything.
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Haha, perfect.
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Because I've saved our
very best exhibit for last.
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Eh?
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It's the tree, the tree
from Hazel's famous poem.
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Wait, what poem?
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I once knew a tree
that liked to play with me.
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We would have lots
of fun together.
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My tree would let me rest
underneath its arms,
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its hair, and let me rest.
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Oh, this is so embarrassing.
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I wrote that poem
when I was, like, nine.
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So it's fresh.
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Hot off the press.
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Look, a year is a long time
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when you've only been alive
a decade.
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And this is not a part of me
I wanted them to see.
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We definitely didn't know
you wrote secret poetry.
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I write secret poetry
all the time.
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Oh-ho-ho, if y'all like
poetry, take a look behind you.
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Hazel has written poems
about love, war,
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and her deepest, darkest,
most embarrassing feelings.
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Cool.
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Can we read some?
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No. Look away.
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Everyone look away.
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Phew.
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Uh-oh.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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This must be the interactive
part of the museum.
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So rad.
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What is that thing?
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No refunds.
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Oh, what am I?
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I'm your mindworm, Hazel.
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I'm all the negative things
you really think about.
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And now that you
and your friends are here,
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I'm never letting you leave.
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No!
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Follow that worm.
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Tell me where my friends are.
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Those aren't your friends.
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They couldn't even pass
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a simple friendship test, remember?
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Hazel plus Jasmine plus Winn
equals a big fat zero.
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That's not true.
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Cosmo, Wanda,
I wish the mindworm was gone.
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Oh, Hazel, we can't do that.
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The mindworm is a part of you.
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If we use our magic
to make it disappear,
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then it could turn you into
a completely different person.
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You could become
someone who hates horror
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or doesn't need
fairy godparents anymore.
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Ugh. Fine.
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You want to play? Let's play.
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I wish I had a mega-powered
french fry cannon.
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Ready, aim, fryer!
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French fry cannon--
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so original.
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No wonder your friends
don't like you.
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You're boring.
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This isn't working.
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Maybe I could scare it away.
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I wish for a giant
worm-eating bird.
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Uh.
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It's over, mindworm.
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Look at this poor
excuse for a bird--
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can't even exist in reality.
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Just a figment
of a child's imagination.
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It's so mean.
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Your friends don't
really like you, Hazel.
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You had to force them
to get to know you.
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I'm just saying what
you're really thinking.
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They're just nice to you
because they
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feel sorry for you.
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They laugh about you
behind your back.
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They do?
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Ignore it, Hazel.
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But maybe it's true.
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Oh, Cosmo, what do we do?
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It's throwing all her
negative thoughts at her.
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How is she supposed to resist?
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Mm, it's too bad
she can't think
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someone else's thoughts
instead.
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- Break the internet.
- I bet we get a perfect score.
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- The extraordinary--
- Whoo!
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I'm feeling it now.
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My Mom's.
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Don't let negative thinking
control your reality, Hazel.
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I can't wish
the mindworm away,
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but I can change
the way I think about it.
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Let's take this mindworm
down a size.
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Boo.
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That's a terrible idea.
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It's pointless.
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Don't even try it.
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Uh, what's happening?
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I am in control
of my feelings!
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I love my friends,
and my friends love me.
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I accept all my feelings,
good and bad.
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Ah!
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See, Hazel,
you're bigger than the things
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that bother you.
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I can't get rid of
negative thoughts completely,
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but I don't have to let you
be so loud.
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Winn! Jasmine!
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Oh, this is
the best exhibit ever.
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So many great memories.
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It's definitely
my favorite room.
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I wish we were back at home.
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- Atta girl, Hazel.
- Atta girl, Hazel.
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We're BFFs no matter
what any quiz or worm says.
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Of course we are.
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And now we know
everything about each other,
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like "I once knew a tree
that liked to play with me."
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"It was small but mighty,
like me."
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"In the fall it sheds,
but it never, ever leaves."
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Buy my book,
"How Does That Make You Feel?"