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<i>♪ Hazel moved to the city,
feeling all alone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Till her whole life changed
with a pair quite strange ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause in reality ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They're her new OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪</i>

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- ♪ Wands and wings ♪
- ♪ Floaty crowny things ♪

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<i>♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A new wish
for magic hijinks ♪</i>

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♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪

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♪ Penny-farthing
dirt bike rides ♪

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♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪

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♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪

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<i>♪ Pretty great,
you've got it made ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪</i>

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<i>[exciting music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[snoring]

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Aw, look at our
little godkid.

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Sleeping peacefully.

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Well, let's wake her up.

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Wake up, Hazel!
- Come on!

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[screams]

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Don't you wish
to land safely?

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Of course I do.

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Don't you wish you were
already dressed for the day?

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Sure. Why not?

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Thanks!

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[slurps] Um, did you
magically brush my teeth?

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Only because
you wished for it.

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You did wish for it, right?

30
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All right, what gives?

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What gives is you just made
your 999,999th

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wish on your wish card.

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When you reach 1 million,
you're allowed

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to make a rule-free wish!

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[party blower toots]

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A rule-free wish?

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That's right!

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And if that wish was number
999,999, you only have--

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[stutters]

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Um, ooh, uh, let me
think about this.

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Evens--
- One!

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I only have one wish left
until my rule-free wish,

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with no rules attached?

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Not even a guideline?

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[laughs] That actually
makes me a little nervous.

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Feels chaotic, but cool,
like I'm breaking the rules,

47
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but not, 'cause there are none.

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[laughs] Well,
here goes something.

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I wish that drool was dry!

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[ding]

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♪ There she is ♪

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♪ The kid who wished
a million wishes ♪

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♪ It's not a mystery ♪

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♪ She wished--♪

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both: ♪ A million wishes! ♪

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[clapping]

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[poof]

58
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Oh, dear, no signal!

59
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Our magic isn't working.

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Trip to Fairy World
to investigate?

61
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You know us so well.

62
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It's like we've done this
39 to 40 times.

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Fairy World, here we--

64
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what happened here?

65
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All the clouds are brown.

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And the sky is gray.

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Well, more of a
blue-green thing, I guess.

68
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Maybe something's up
with Big Wand.

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The big old yellow wand.

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Hello? It looks blue.
[distant yodeling]

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Hmm, something wrong
with the macrochip?

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Better check with IT.
- IT? That's it?

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No fancy fairy name?

74
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Oh, so only humans need

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an Information Technology
Department?

76
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Geez, having to walk
everywhere is tiring.

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Is this what it feels like
to be you all the time, Hazel?

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I don't mind it.

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'Cause you're sitting
on my shoulders!

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Speaking of sitting
on shoulders--

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Alexander the Great, Ivan the
Terrible, Vlad the Impaler,

82
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these are the legendary
rulers of our past

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upon whose shoulders I,

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King Dev,
conqueror of Fairy World,

85
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now stand.

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Pichah!

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[coughs] Dev?

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And don't forget about me.

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I remember you.

90
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You gave me bad luck.

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That's right.

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It is I, Irep!

93
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and Irep,

94
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joint conquerors
of Fairy World.

95
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Let's get Dev-ious!

96
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That Fairy World sign--fix it.

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Done and done-r.

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Too big?
- Not big enough.

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[giggles] Now you're talking.

100
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Ooh. [cackles]

101
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What are we thinking?

102
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Slap an E on it.

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[cackles]

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Ta-da!

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What's that last one mean?

106
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The department of
everything I've ever wanted.

107
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Um, wouldn't that
be the DEIEW?

108
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Seize them!

109
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Wow, Dev taking
over Fairy World?

110
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Who saw this one coming?

111
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Aw.

112
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OK, seriously, Dev,
what are you doing here, man?

113
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It's not that deep.

114
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Not that deep?

115
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You don't know how hard
it is for a guy like me.

116
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Oof, I see where this is
going, and I am uncomfortable.

117
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You've been overshadowing me,
showing up at my school,

118
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<i>marching around my city
with your two fairies</i>

119
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<i>and your big hats and whatnot,
stealing my dad's attention.</i>

120
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<i>So I did a little
research on anti-fairies</i>

121
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<i>on the anti-web, which,
it turns out, they started.</i>

122
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<i>And as it happens,
we had the same goal--</i>

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<i>take over Fairy World--</i>

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<i>them in order
to rule on Earth,</i>

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<i>me in order to show my dad
I should be his priority.</i>

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- Oof.
- You said it.

127
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<i>So I had the Au Pairs 3D
print a new Big Wand macrochip</i>

128
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<i>that powers anti-fairy wands
instead of fairy wands.</i>

129
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And bada king, bada boom.

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And with me
as his wingman,

131
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King Dev can do whatever
he wants without Da Rules

132
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or dat loser, Peri,
to stop him.

133
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What have you
done with Peri?

134
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Yeah?
Where's our son?

135
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Uh, probably should
have asked that sooner.

136
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All in due time, Pam.

137
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Pam? That's not
even close to my name.

138
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Time for phase
two of my plan.

139
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Has Dev thought my name
was Pam this whole time?

140
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Yeah, misnaming is
kind of his thing.

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<i>People of Earth,
I'm Dev Dimmadome,</i>

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<i>son of Dale Dimmadome.</i>

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<i>Are you ready for
a new Dev-elopment?</i>

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<i>Magic and fairies are real.</i>

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I was right!

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<i>I'm broadcasting live
from fairy home base,</i>

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<i>known as Fairy World,</i>

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<i>where I'm now in charge.</i>

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<i>Well, me and Irep.</i>

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<i>Say hello, Irep.</i>

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<i>- What up, squares?
- Irep!</i>

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- [cackles]
- Bring my dad.

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My son, "Development"
Devin Dimmadome,

154
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staged a hostile takeover of a
whole land of magical beings.

155
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<i>I'm so proud of my son.</i>

156
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<i>You heard him, right?
Everybody heard that?</i>

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It almost makes me want
to throw away my boots.

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Almost.
- OK, that's enough.

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Irep.
- [muffled speech]

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Wow, Dev revealing
magic to the world?

161
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Who saw this one coming?

162
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Now for phase three.

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Irep, I wish all godkids were
reassigned to anti-fairies.

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No!
We need the rules, Dev.

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If kids can truly wish
for whatever they want

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all the time, it'll be chaos.

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You see, Hazel,
this is why you're

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not getting a fairy at all.

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Irep!

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[cackles]

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No!

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- Hazel!
- [shouts]

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Say hello to your son for me.

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[cackles]

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The king is Dev.

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Long live the king.

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00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,874
[screaming]

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00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:09,619
[babbling]

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Does anyone have
any ginger ale?

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- Peri!
- Oh!

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00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:15,756
[moaning]

182
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Oh, Cosmo,
he doesn't look well.

183
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Dev, is that you?

184
00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:24,199
[party blower toots]
[vomits]

185
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Magical backup?

186
00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:31,859
[ding]

187
00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,861
[gasps]

188
00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,253
[grunting]

189
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Cosmo, Wanda!

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00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,301
- Hey, there.
- [starts]

191
00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:43,653
Remember us, your totally
well-adjusted landlords?

192
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And their kids?

193
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[yelps]

194
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Locked out?

195
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Yes.

196
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Cosmo and Wanda wanted me
to water their ants?

197
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I mean plants.

198
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Sure.

199
00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:04,021
We like to keep our ants'
plants hydrated, too.

200
00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:06,023
[chuckles]

201
00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:08,069
Ugh.

202
00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,642
Well, well, well.

203
00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:20,342
If it isn't our arch nemeses,
Cosmo and Wand-"none of that."

204
00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:21,561
[laughs]

205
00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,693
Oh, no,
we're being held captive

206
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:27,001
by the anti versions of us!

207
00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:29,264
Yeah, I kind of
saw this one coming.

208
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,353
[laughter]

209
00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:35,096
If I'm lactose-intolerant,
then I won't tolerate lactose.

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00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:37,228
Remove it!

211
00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,491
[cows moo, grunt]

212
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,363
Geography's too hard.

213
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:44,061
Let's make it one place.

214
00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:49,545
The trouble with music is
there's too many options.

215
00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:51,503
Let's try a new beat.

216
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,810
I'll call it Dev-step.

217
00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,638
<i>[dubstep-style music playing]</i>

218
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<i>♪ So, so, so, so ♪</i>

219
00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,773
<i>♪ So proud of my son ♪</i>

220
00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,078
<i>♪ So, so, so, so, so ♪</i>

221
00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:02,079
<i>♪ Proud of my son ♪</i>

222
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,864
<i>♪ Makes me wanna ♪</i>

223
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:04,560
<i>♪ Throw, throw, throw,
throw, throw, throw, ♪</i>

224
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,214
<i>♪ Away my boots ♪</i>

225
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:09,260
<i>♪ Almost, al--al--
al--al--al--almost ♪</i>

226
00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:10,740
<i>♪ Almost, almost, almost ♪</i>

227
00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:11,611
<i>♪ Want to throw away my--♪</i>

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00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,787
Irep!

229
00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,572
Sorry, I'm a little stinker.

230
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,313
<i>♪ So, so, so, so ♪</i>

231
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,662
<i>♪ Proud of my son,
makes me wanna ♪</i>

232
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,098
<i>♪ Throw, throw, throw ♪</i>

233
00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,360
<i>Dimmadelphia's
Action News 4 at 4:00.</i>

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00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,319
Are we rolling?

235
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:27,148
Former King of America,
Dev Dimmadome,

236
00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:30,934
is back and rolling
on a beatmaker river.

237
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:34,155
And the effects of
rule-free anti-fairy

238
00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:37,767
godparents--oh, they
are being felt all over.

239
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,856
All competitions
only have winners,

240
00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:42,467
making sports pretty boring.

241
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,905
Couples are breaking
up willy-nilly.

242
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,297
What's love got to do with it?
Nothing.

243
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:48,169
[laughs]

244
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,954
And if you live near
any pet cemeteries,

245
00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,521
well, now might be
a good time to move.

246
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,610
Whoa!

247
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:57,787
<i>This is Tina Churner,
reporting live</i>

248
00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:01,225
<i>from our newly-named
station DEV-O-VISION,</i>

249
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,401
<i>working for the Dev
every night and day.</i>

250
00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:04,402
<i>Ha!</i>

251
00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:09,059
I bet you're all wondering
why I called you here.

252
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,627
Well, I've been
keeping a big secret.

253
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,673
You see, for the past year,

254
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:17,807
I have had fairy godparents.

255
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,462
[crickets chirping]

256
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:21,898
OK, you're in shock.

257
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,466
I'm sorry, I was
sworn to secrecy. I--

258
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:28,252
Oh, no, I'm not quiet
because I'm shocked.

259
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,993
I'm not surprised at all, actually.

260
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,301
Yeah, I mean,
I knew something was up.

261
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,738
I had to face a manifestation
of my deepest fears.

262
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:39,046
Your apartment was a hotel,
and then it wasn't.

263
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,438
You sucked me
into a magical game

264
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,745
world where we dressed up in
a building-sized snake skin.

265
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,965
You all already knew?

266
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:47,228
Well, Dev taking
over Fairy World

267
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,012
and revealing magic
and everything

268
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,580
provided some
much-needed context.

269
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,713
OK, dang.

270
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,367
[sighs] That's a huge relief.

271
00:11:56,454 --> 00:12:00,067
[laughs] That was, like,
really weighing on me.

272
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,504
I actually might need
a second right now.

273
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,680
[takes deep breath]

274
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,770
So how are we going
to save Cosmo and Wanda?

275
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,033
Those weird next-door neighbors
were your fairies, right?

276
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,513
You knew that, too?

277
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,689
Well, they have
pink and green hair,

278
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,387
and you always talk to those
pink-and-green fidget things.

279
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,912
And we're in their house,
but they're gone.

280
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:21,044
So, again, context.

281
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,742
All right, then,
let's get to it.

282
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:26,484
The plan is simple and only
has one phase, phase 1.

283
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,138
We sneak into Fairy World,
where Dev's

284
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,314
taken control of the Big Wand.

285
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,752
So part 2 of phase 1
is we have to restore

286
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,623
that power to
fairies by retrieving

287
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,059
the original macrochip.

288
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,322
Going to subpart C of phase 1,

289
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:41,064
free Cosmo and Wanda
from wherever they are.

290
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,850
And finally, save Fairy World!

291
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,373
[party blower toots]

292
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,941
That was definitely,
like, four or five phases,

293
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,594
but I'm down.

294
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:50,770
Count me in!

295
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,032
In it to win it.

296
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,991
Let the Battle
of Big Wand Begin!

297
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,253
But first, I gotta
make some calls.

298
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,994
We're gonna need some help.

299
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:04,087
We anti-fairies are
masters of torture.

300
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,829
We know your
biggest weaknesses.

301
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:10,572
For instance, Cosmo, I have
a dictionary full of big words

302
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,575
to make you feel...

303
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,229
discombobulated!

304
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,666
Ah!
What does that mean?

305
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,450
Let me see that.

306
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:22,323
What are you doing with
that book, Anti-Wanda?

307
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,760
A-Anti-Wanda, what are you--

308
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,110
you know that's the wrong
way to look at--

309
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,939
oh, stop, please!

310
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,680
No, no!

311
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,597
[laughter]

312
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,164
You locked up
all the fairies?

313
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,948
Of course I did.

314
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:42,473
[cackling]

315
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,824
I just wanted to stick it
to Peri, Cosmo,

316
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,869
Wanda, and Jorgen--
you know, the regulars.

317
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,523
They're the ones who
were holding me back.

318
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:52,179
Yes, but if all the fairies
are free to roam around,

319
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,312
who's to stop them from
stopping our takeover?

320
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,228
He's right, son.

321
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,622
Listen to your
business partner.

322
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,667
If we're partners, we should
listen to each other.

323
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,321
Key word, "partners."

324
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:07,020
Uh-uh.
Key word, "business."

325
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,587
Removing the competition
should always be a goal.

326
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:12,199
Irep, tell me more
about your vision

327
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:15,419
for Fairy World-wide
domination.

328
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:19,075
Happy to, Dale-ee-oh!
My vision starts like this.

329
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,295
If you see--
- Consolidation.

330
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:24,733
[sighs] Excuse me,
I think you mean my vision?

331
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,867
I said--
[growls]

332
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,260
My dad is always gonna
do this, isn't he?

333
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,915
Sideline me and
obsess about business.

334
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:36,310
Hey, Dev--I mean, King Dev.

335
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,138
What is it, Pam?

336
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,575
Wow, still?
Never mind.

337
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:44,361
Look, it seems maybe you're
having second thoughts.

338
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:47,799
I mean, you're a good kid
deep down, right?

339
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,193
Deep, deep, deep--

340
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,412
Wanda!

341
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,718
<i>Deep</i> down.

342
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,025
Well, you may not know this,

343
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:59,115
but if fairies aren't able
to make wishes,

344
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:02,162
<i>we experience
magical backup...</i>

345
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:05,905
[party blowers toot]
And explode into confetti!

346
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:09,038
[laughs] Aw, that's cute.

347
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,998
Not cute, Dev.
It's deadly!

348
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,738
[Irep and Dale laughing]

349
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:17,220
[alarm blaring]

350
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,918
The anomaly!
What does <i>she</i> want?

351
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,746
We have to protect the chip.

352
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:25,228
[sighs]
Don't worry about me, Dad.

353
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:28,710
I'm sure I'll be fine
right here.

354
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:32,453
Thanks to each and every one
of you for answering my calls.

355
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,324
You all know what to do.

356
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,544
Get them!

357
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,460
- Jasmine!
- On it!

358
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,028
♪ All you anti-fairies,
stop right there ♪

359
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,508
♪ Wave your hands like
you ain't got a care ♪

360
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:47,076
You can't make me
do anything, child.

361
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,600
Wait.
I'm raising the roof, aren't I?

362
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,821
Winn, cool whip 'em
into shape.

363
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,389
You got it, Haze!

364
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:58,087
<i>[rock music]</i>

365
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,524
- Whoa.
- Cool.

366
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:03,223
No, no, they're not cool.
They're not!

367
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,491
So cool--

368
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,277
What is this substance?

369
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,410
It tastes unhealthy.

370
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:19,804
Hold on, I think there's
a broccoli in here.

371
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,850
Now it's up to you, big fry.

372
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,678
You got it, small fry.

373
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:27,073
[roaring]

374
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,901
Now's our chance.

375
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,991
all: To the Big Wand!

376
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,515
Come back here!

377
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:37,083
[elevator dings]

378
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,910
[babbling]

379
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,000
How did Hazel get here?

380
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:44,960
Should we both go after her,
leaving these cages unattended?

381
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,528
Good idea, my love.
Let's go.

382
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,052
Dev, please,
you've got to do something.

383
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,707
Magical backup is dangerous.

384
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:56,580
Since you split with Peri, he
hasn't granted a wish in weeks.

385
00:16:56,667 --> 00:17:01,150
Oh, look,
he's already in stage one!

386
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,282
Dev--
[belches]

387
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,892
Dev, is that you?

388
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:08,810
I got your favorite cereal
from the cereal bar.

389
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,030
He's gonna to explode
into confetti

390
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,640
if you don't restore his magic.

391
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:16,426
You wish to explode
two pastramis?

392
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,341
I gotta check the rules.

393
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,909
A-ha, there,
again with the rules,

394
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:24,391
always holding me back, keeping
me from getting what I want.

395
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:28,003
I just want to make sure
I do right by you.

396
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:32,877
You're my first godkid,
and I-I care about ya.

397
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,532
[sobbing]
[sniffling]

398
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,708
Think maybe you're mad
because what you really wanted

399
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:41,408
was impossible for
any fairy to give you?

400
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:44,628
<i>[gentle music]</i>

401
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,283
Chip's in the throne.
[crown clatters]

402
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,682
Now we just gotta find
where Dev hid the macrochip.

403
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,685
Cosmo, Wanda, you're OK!

404
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,774
Eugh!

405
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:02,124
[retches, farts]

406
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,386
How'd you get out?

407
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,084
Dev, more or less.

408
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,347
He said the macrochip
is in the throne.

409
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,523
Oh, really?

410
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:15,746
I think, deep down,
he never meant to hurt anyone.

411
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,226
Deep down.

412
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:20,099
Like, deep, deep, deep, <i>deep--</i>

413
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,102
OK, now all we
gotta do is restore

414
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,886
the Big Wand before
Peri or anyone else

415
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,627
has any magical backup.

416
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,368
Um, Cosmo?

417
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,760
Yeah, what?

418
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,371
Your ears are
leaking confetti.

419
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,850
Pam, help me.

420
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,635
<i>[frantic music]</i>

421
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:35,984
[Jorgen growls]

422
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,249
[monster chirps and howls]

423
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,385
[Jorgen grunting]

424
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,604
[pants]
We just gotta get this chip

425
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,476
to the top of the Big Wand.

426
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,739
I got us a ride.
[whistles]

427
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:58,049
You're now flying Stanky
Danky's Stank-a-Dank Airlines,

428
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,095
the dankiest way to fly.

429
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,228
1, 2, 3.

430
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:05,144
Pull!

431
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,450
<i>[dial-up modem
buzzing, whirring]</i>

432
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,799
<i>[burps]</i>

433
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,758
Oh, what's wrong?

434
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,281
Maybe we should
try blowing on it.

435
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,327
[blows]
[party blower toots]

436
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:15,980
[coughing]

437
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,461
Hazel--
[groans]

438
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:21,029
No! Wanda!

439
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,423
How can I power this thing?

440
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,033
[whimpers] I got it.

441
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,991
Yo, Bary, we need assistance

442
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:30,212
of the Electric Light
Steamboat variety!

443
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,999
[chandelier clinking]

444
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,610
[electricity crackling]

445
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:41,571
Whoo-hoo!

446
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:42,746
[party blower toots]

447
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,574
[cheering]

448
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,881
Wanda, can you hear me?

449
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:49,318
It's yellow.

450
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,233
[vomits]

451
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,062
Wanda, I wish you would
restore Fairy World

452
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,978
back to normal.

453
00:19:57,065 --> 00:20:00,111
<i>[tender music]</i>

454
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,115
[vocalizing]

455
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,336
[dinging]

456
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,820
[cheering]

457
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:17,303
Anti-fairies, back to
Anti-fairy World with you!

458
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,612
There is no such thing
as fairies or magic.

459
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,920
<i>This has been a ruse by the
fairy tale book publishing.</i>

460
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:29,053
<i>They are desperate
in this modern world.</i>

461
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,316
<i>Forget what
you have witnessed.</i>

462
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:31,969
[ding]

463
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:35,886
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

464
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,062
Hmm, how does that
make you feel?

465
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,806
You come to gloat?
Yay, you win.

466
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:46,201
I heard you let Cosmo
and Wanda go to save Peri.

467
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,421
Dev, you're next!

468
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,727
You had to know if we
restored Fairy World,

469
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,556
you'd lose Peri and
get your memory wiped.

470
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,036
But you helped them anyway.

471
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:58,300
Yeah, well,
maybe I deserve it, Hazel.

472
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,476
[laughs] You definitely do.

473
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:03,174
But thank you for
doing the right thing.

474
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,307
So, does Fairy World
have stock options, or--

475
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,831
[ding]

476
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,400
He may have been a jerk,
but he got my name right.

477
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,620
Maybe, deep down,
he remembers.

478
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,143
Deep down.

479
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,928
Like, deep, deep, <i>deep.</i>

480
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:20,670
Thank you for your help,
thin-limbed miners.

481
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,324
Now, forget all of
these magical wonders--

482
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,673
Wait!

483
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,545
I'm still owed
one rule-free wish, right?

484
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,503
One unstructured wish?

485
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:30,506
Yeah, she completed
a million wishes.

486
00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:33,422
Well, actually,
1,000,001 now,

487
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,076
after restoring everything.

488
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:36,207
How are you getting that?

489
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,602
First, you did 999,999...

490
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:42,126
My friends and my brother
helped save Fairy World.

491
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:44,041
So for my rule-free wish,

492
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:45,782
I want them to keep
their memories

493
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:48,916
and be allowed to know
about fairies forever!

494
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:52,180
[grunting incomprehensibly]

495
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:54,965
Rules are rules, Jorgen.

496
00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:58,229
Yeah! And in this case,
rules are "no rules."

497
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,927
[groans] I hate this,

498
00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:02,495
but a deal is a deal.

499
00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:04,584
[cheering]
- All right!

500
00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,020
Now leave.

501
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:10,285
[engines revving]

502
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,331
Let's roll, godkid!

503
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:15,159
And, uh, godkid-friends?

504
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,945
Uh, what's the name for that?

505
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,425
Family.

506
00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:22,645
[fart-like exhaust bursts]

507
00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,386
<i>♪ ♪</i>

508
00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:25,953
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

509
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,782
They're closing this thing out
on a fart joke?

510
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:31,001
Oh, they better give us
a season two!

511
00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:00,640
<i>♪ Billion ♪</i>