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[jazz music playing]

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[theme music playing]

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♪ Hazel moved to the city ♪

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♪ Feeling all alone ♪

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♪ ‘Til her whole life changed
With a pair quite strange ♪

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♪ ‘Cuz in reality
They’re her new ♪

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♪ Odd parents,
Fairly OddParents ♪

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♪ Wands and wings ♪

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♪ Floaty crown-y things ♪

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♪ Odd parents,
Fairly OddParents ♪

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♪ A new wish for magic hijinks ♪

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♪ Fish guy, pizza fries
Penny farthing dirt bike rides ♪

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♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops
Baryonyx, time loops ♪

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♪ Pretty great, you've got it made ♪

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♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪

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[dramatic music plays]

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[snoring]

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Aww, look at our little godkid.

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Sleeping peacefully.

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Well, let's wake her up.

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-Wake up!
-Wake up, Hazel!

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[screaming]

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Don't you wish to land safely?

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Of course I do.

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Don't you wish
you were already dressed for the day?

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Sure. Why not?

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Thanks!

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[lips smacking]
Um, did you magically brush my teeth?

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Only because you wished for it.
You did wish for it, right?

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All right, what gives?

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What gives is you just made
your 999,999th wish on your Wish Card.

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When you reach one million,
you're allowed to make a rule-free wish.

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[horn toots]

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A rule-free wish?

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That's right. And if that wish
was number 999,999,

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you only have...

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-[suspenseful music playing]
-[stammering]

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Uh, let me think about this. [muttering]

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One. I only have one wish left

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until my rule-free wish,
with no rules attached?

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Not even a guideline? [laughs]

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That actually makes me a little nervous.

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Feels chaotic. But cool!
Like I'm breaking the rules.

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But not, 'cause there are none.

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[laughing] Well, here goes something!

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I wish that drool was dry!

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[intense music playing]

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♪ There she is ♪

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♪ The kid who wished a million wishes ♪

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♪ It's not a mystery ♪

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♪ She wished ♪

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[both] ♪ A million wishes ♪

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[music fades]

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Oh, dear.

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No signal.

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Our magic isn't working.

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Trip to Fairy World to investigate?

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You know us so well.
It's like we've done this 39 to 40 times.

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Fairy World, here we--

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-[glass breaking]
-What happened here?

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[Wanda] All the clouds are brown.

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[Cosmo] And the sky is grey.

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Well, more of a blue-green thing, I guess.

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Maybe something's up with Big Wand.

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The big ol' yellow wand.

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[Hazel] Yellow? It looks blue.

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Hmm...

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Something wrong with the macrochip?
Better check with IT.

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IT? That's it? No fancy fairy name?

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Oh, so only humans need
an information technology department?

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Geez, having to walk everywhere is tiring.

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Is this what it feels like to be
you all the time, Hazel?

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I don't mind it.

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'Cause you're sitting on my shoulders.

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Speaking of sitting on shoulders,
Alexander the Great,

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Ivan the Terrible,

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Vlad the Impaler.

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These are the legendary rulers of our past

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upon whose shoulders I, King Dev,

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conquerer of Fairy World, now stand.

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Pa-chow!

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[coughing] Dev?

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And don't forget about me.

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I remember you. You gave me bad luck.

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That's right. It is I, Irep.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Irep.
Joint conquerors of Fairy World.

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Let's get Dev-ious!

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That Fairy World sign, fix it.

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Done and done-r.

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-Too big?
-Not big enough.

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[chortling] Now you're talking.

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What are we thinking?

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Slap an E on it.

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[giggling]

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-Ta-da.
-What's that last one mean?

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The Department of Everything
I've e-Ver wanted.

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Um, wouldn't that be the D-E-I-E-W?

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Seize them!

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Wow, Dev taking over Fairy World?

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Who saw this one coming?

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[groans] Okay, seriously, Dev.

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What are you doing here, man?
It's not that deep.

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Not... that... deep?

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You don't know how hard it is
for a guy like me.

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[grunting] I see where this is going,

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and I am [singsong] uncomfortable.

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You've been overshadowing me,
showing up at my school,

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marching around my city

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with your two fairies
and your big hats and whatnot.

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Stealing my dad's attention.

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So I did a little research on anti-fairies

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on the Anti-Web,
which it turns out they started.

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And as it happens, we had the same goal,

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-take over Fairy World.
-[people screaming]

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Them, in order to rule on Earth.

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Me, in order to show my dad
I should be his priority.

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-Oof.
-You said it.

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[Dev] So I had the O-Pairs 3D print
a new Big Wand macrochip

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that powers anti-fairy wands
instead of fairy wands.

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And bada-king! Bada-boom.

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And with me as his wingman,

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King Dev can do whatever he wants

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without Da Rules
or that loser Peri to stop him.

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-What have you done with Peri?
-Yeah, where's our son?

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Uh, probably should've asked that sooner.

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All in due time, Pam.

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Pam? That's not even close to my name.

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Time for phase two of my plan.

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Has Dev thought my name was Pam
this whole time?

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Yeah, misnaming is kind of his thing.

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People of Earth, I'm Dev Dimmadome,

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son of Dale Dimmadome.

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Are you ready for a new Dev-elopment?

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Magic and fairies are real.

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I was right!

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I'm broadcasting live
from fairy home base,

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known as Fairy World,

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where I'm now in charge.

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Well, me and Irep. Say hello, Irep.

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What up, squares?

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Irep!

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-[giggling]
-Bring my dad.

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My son, Development "Devin" Dimmadome,

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staged a hostile takeover
of a whole land of magical beings.

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I'm so proud of my son.

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You heard him right? Everybody heard that?

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It almost makes me want to
throw away my boots.

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-Almost.
-Okay, that's enough. Irep.

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[mumbling]

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Wow, Dev revealing magic to the world?

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Who saw this one coming?

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Now for phase three.

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Irep, I wish all godkids were reassigned
to anti-fairies!

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No! We need the rules, Dev.

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If kids can truly wish for
whatever they want all the time,

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it'll be chaos.

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You see, Hazel, this is why
you're not getting a fairy at all.

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Irep!

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[chortling]

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No!

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-Squirt!
-Hazel!

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Say hello to your son for me.

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[laughing]

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The king is Dev. Long live the king.

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[screaming]

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[groaning, muttering]

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Does anyone have any ginger ale?

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-Peri!
-Oh!

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[groaning] Oh... oh...

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Oh, Cosmo, he doesn't look well.

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Dev, is that you?

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[horn tooting]

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Magical backup?

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[farts, retching]

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[gasps]

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Cosmo. Wanda.

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-Hey there.
-Ooh!

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Remember us?
Your totally well-adjusted landlords?

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[in unison] And their kids?

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[exclaiming]

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-Locked out?
-Yes.

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Cosmo and Wanda wanted me to...

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water their... ants?

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I mean plants.

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Sure.

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[ominous music playing]

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We like to keep our ants plants
hydrated too. [chuckles]

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[shudders]

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Well, well, well.

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If it isn't our arch nemeses
Cos-No and Wand-None of that.

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[giggling]

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Oh, no. We're being held captive
by the anti-versions of us.

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Yeah, I kinda saw this one coming.

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-[both giggling]
-If I'm lactose intolerant,

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then I won't tolerate lactose.

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Remove it!

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[mooing]

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Geography's too hard.
Let's make it one place.

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The "treble" with music
is there's too many options.

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Let's try a new beat.
I'll call it Dev-Step.

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[Dale] ♪ So, so, so, so ♪

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♪ So proud of my son ♪

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♪ So, so, so, so proud of my son ♪

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♪ Makes me wanna throw, throw,
Throw-throw-throw away my boots ♪

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♪ Almost ♪

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♪ Al-al-al-al-al almost ♪

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♪ Almost, almost, almost
W-wanna throw away my-- ♪

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Irep!

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Sorry.

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I'm a little stinker.

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♪ So, so, so, so proud of my son ♪

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♪ Make me wanna throw-throw-throw-- ♪

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[announcer] Dimmadelphia's
Action News 4

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-At 4:00!
-Are we rollin'?

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Former King of America,
Dev Dimmadome, is back

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and rolling on a beat-maker river.

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And the effects of rule-free
anti-fairy godparents,

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oh, they are being felt all over.

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All competitions only have winners,

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making sports pretty boring.

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Couples are breaking up, willy-nilly.

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What's love got to do with it?
Nothing. [laughs]

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And if you live near any pet cemeteries,
well, now might be a good time to move.

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Oh!

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This is Tina Churner, reporting live
from our newly named station Dev-O-Vision.

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Working for the Dev
every night and day. Ha!

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I bet you're all wondering
why I called you here.

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Well, I've been keeping a big secret.

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You see, for the past year,
I have had...

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fairy godparents.

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[crickets chirping]

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Okay, you're in shock.

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I'm sorry. I-I was sworn to secrecy. I-I--

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Oh, [laughs] no.

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I'm not quiet because I'm shocked.
I'm not surprised at all, actually.

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Yeah. I mean, I knew something was up.

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I had to face a manifestation
of my deepest fears.

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Your apartment was a hotel,
and then it wasn't.

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You sucked me into a magical game world

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where we dressed up
in a building-sized snakeskin.

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You all already knew?

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Well, Dev taking over Fairy World
and revealing magic and everything

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provided some much-needed context.

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Okay. Dang.

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[exhales] That's a huge relief.

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[laughing] That was like...
really weighing on me.

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I actually might need a second right now.

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[inhaling, exhaling]

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So how are we going to save
Cosmo and Wanda?

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Those weird next door neighbors
were your fairies, right?

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You knew that too?

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Well, they have pink and green hair,

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and you always talk to those
pink and green fidget things.

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And we're in their house,
but they're gone.

255
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,664
So again, context.

256
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:32,918
All right then, let's get to it.
The plan is simple and only has one phase.

257
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:37,590
Phase one, we sneak into Fairy World
where Dev's taken control of the Big Wand.

258
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:41,469
So part two of phase one is
we have to restore that power to fairies

259
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,013
by retrieving the original macrochip.

260
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,931
Colon sub-part C of phase one:

261
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,684
free Cosmo and Wanda
from wherever they are,

262
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,729
and finally, save Fairy World.

263
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,189
[horn tooting]

264
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,984
That was definitely like
four or five phases, but I'm down.

265
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,402
Count me in.

266
00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,945
In it to Winn it.

267
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,239
Let the Battle of Big Wand begin!

268
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:06,243
But first I gotta make some calls.
We're gonna need some help.

269
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,915
We anti-fairies are masters of torture.

270
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:13,125
We know your biggest weaknesses.

271
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:17,421
For instance, Cosmo,
I have a dictionary full of big words

272
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,840
to make you feel...

273
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,800
discombobulated!

274
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,303
Gah! What does that mean?

275
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,222
Let me see that.

276
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,557
What are you doing with that book,
Anti-Wanda?

277
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,060
Anti-Wanda, what are you--

278
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,063
y-you know that's the wrong way
to look at--

279
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,440
[screams] Stop!

280
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,651
No. No!

281
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,986
[ominous music playing]

282
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:41,987
[both giggling]

283
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,114
You locked up all the fairies?

284
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,407
Of course I did.

285
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:49,245
[chortling]

286
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,414
I just wanted to stick it to Peri,
Cosmo, Wanda, and Jorgen.

287
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:55,292
You know, the regulars.
They're the ones who were holding me back.

288
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:58,712
Yes, but if all the fairies
are free to roam around,

289
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:02,299
who's to stop them
from stopping our takeover?

290
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,679
He's right, son.
Listen to your business partner.

291
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,223
But if we're partners,
we should listen to each other.

292
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,100
Keyword, "partners."

293
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,435
Uh-uh. Keyword, business.

294
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,313
Removing the competition
should always be a goal.

295
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:21,735
Irep, tell me more about your vision
for Fairy World-wide domination.

296
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,654
Happy to, Dale-ee-oh.

297
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,906
-My vision starts like this...
-[murmuring] Oh, yeah...

298
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,033
-[Irep] And you see...
-[Dale] Consolidation.

299
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,620
[sighs] Excuse me.
I think you mean my vision.

300
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,540
I said, exc-- [groans]

301
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:39,712
My dad is always gonna do this, isn't he?
Sideline me and obsess about business.

302
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:43,173
Hey, Dev. I-I mean, King Dev.

303
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,884
What is it, Pam?

304
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,219
Wow, still? Never mind.

305
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,973
Look, it seems maybe
you're having second thoughts.

306
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:54,643
I mean, you're a good kid
deep down, right?

307
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,062
Deep, deep, deep...

308
00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:00,524
-Wanda!
-[deep voice] Deep down.

309
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:05,446
[normal] Well, you may not know this,
but if fairies aren't able to make wishes,

310
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,824
we experience magical backup...

311
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,909
[horn tooting]

312
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,620
...and explode into confetti.

313
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,748
[laughing] Aw, that's cute.

314
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,751
Not cute, Dev. It's deadly.

315
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,294
[Dale and Irep laughing]

316
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:23,422
[alarm blaring]

317
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,591
[Dale] The Anomaly. What does she want?

318
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,509
We have to protect the chip.

319
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:29,637
[sighs]

320
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,555
Don't worry about me, Dad.

321
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,183
I'm sure I'll be fine right here.

322
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:39,188
[Hazel] Thanks to each and every one
of you for answering my calls.

323
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,106
You all know what to do.

324
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,608
Get them!

325
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,110
-Jasmine.
-On it.

326
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,280
♪ All you anti-fairies, stop right there ♪

327
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,116
♪ Wave your hands
Like you ain't got a care ♪

328
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,702
You can't make me do anything, child.

329
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,288
Wait. I'm raising the roof, aren't I?

330
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,583
Winn, cool whip 'em into shape.

331
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,127
You got it, Haze.

332
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,130
[rock music playing]

333
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,132
-[all exclaiming]
-Oh!

334
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,969
No, no, they're not cool. They're not.

335
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,142
So cool.

336
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,189
What is this substance?
It tastes unhealthy.

337
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:26,193
Hold on.
I think there's a broccoli in here.

338
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,529
Now it's up to you, big fry.

339
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,406
You got it, small fry.

340
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,907
[roaring]

341
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,245
Now's our chance.

342
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,497
[all] To the Big Wand.

343
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,208
[Irep] Come back here!

344
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,376
[elevator bell dinging]

345
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,170
[mumbling gibberish]

346
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,006
How did Hazel get here?

347
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:51,385
Should we both go after her,
leaving these cages unattended?

348
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,637
Good idea, my love. Let's go.

349
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:56,682
[Wanda] Dev, please.
You've got to do something.

350
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,851
Magical backup is dangerous.

351
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:03,147
Since you split with Peri,
he hasn't granted a wish in weeks.

352
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:07,026
Oh, look, he's already in stage one.

353
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,112
Dev... [belching] Dev, is that you?

354
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:15,284
I got your favorite cereal
from the cereal bar.

355
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:19,121
[Cosmo] He's gonna explode into confetti
if you don't restore his magic.

356
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,666
You wish to explode two pastramis?

357
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,793
I gotta check the rules.

358
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,212
A-ha, there! Again with the rules.

359
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,799
Always holding me back,
keeping me from getting what I want.

360
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,136
I just wanna make sure I do right by you.

361
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:39,391
You're my first godkid,
and I-I care about ya.

362
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,351
[sniffling]

363
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,188
Think maybe you're mad
because what you really wanted

364
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,357
was impossible for any fairy to give you?

365
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,030
[Dev] Chip's in the throne.

366
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:01,246
Now we just gotta find
where Dev hid the macrochip.

367
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,624
Cosmo, Wanda, you're okay!

368
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,711
[belching]

369
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:11,131
-How did you get out?
-Dev, more or less.

370
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,675
He said the macrochip is in the throne.

371
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,010
Oh, really?

372
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,680
[exciting music playing]

373
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:22,059
I think deep down
he never meant to hurt anyone.

374
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:26,480
Deep down, like deep, deep, deep,
[deep voice] deep...

375
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:29,858
Okay, now all we gotta do
is restore the Big Wand

376
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,028
before Peri or anyone else
has any magical backup.

377
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,446
Um, Cosmo...

378
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,823
Yeah, what?

379
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,699
Your ears are leaking confetti.

380
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,326
Pam, help me.

381
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,287
[Jorgen grunts]

382
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,916
[screeching]

383
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,171
[Jorgen grunting]

384
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:55,467
We just gotta get this chip
to the top of the Big Wand.

385
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,594
I got us a ride. [whistles]

386
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:04,518
You're now flying Stanky Danky
Stank-a-Dank Airlines,

387
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,645
the dankiest way to fly.

388
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,605
One, two, three.

389
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,065
Pull!

390
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,443
[beeping, warbling]

391
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,528
[belching]

392
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:18,657
Oh, what's wrong?
Maybe we should try blowing on it.

393
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,617
[weak horn tooting]

394
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,994
[coughing]

395
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,453
[weakly] Hazel.

396
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,913
[moans]

397
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:25,998
No!

398
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:29,042
Wanda. How can I power this thing?

399
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,210
[whimpers]

400
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,378
I got it.

401
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:35,924
Yo, Bary, we need assistance
of the Electric Light Steamboat variety.

402
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,427
[exciting music playing]

403
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,351
Woo-hoo!

404
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,477
[explosion]

405
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,230
[cheering]

406
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:54,526
Wanda. Can you hear me? It's yellow.

407
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,611
[rumbling]

408
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,945
[belching]

409
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:02,201
Wanda, I wish you would restore
Fairy World back to normal.

410
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,584
[groaning]

411
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,752
[buzzer sound]

412
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,550
[whooping and cheering]

413
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:22,888
Anti-fairies,
back to Anti-Fairy World with you.

414
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,769
There is no such thing
as fairies or magic.

415
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:32,105
This has been a ruse
by the fairy tale book publishing.

416
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,317
They are desperate in this modern world.

417
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,818
Forget what you have witnessed.

418
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,534
Hmm. How does that make you feel?

419
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,164
You come to gloat? Yay, you win.

420
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,251
I heard you let Cosmo and Wanda go
to save Peri.

421
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,044
Dev, you're next.

422
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,922
You had to know
if we restored Fairy World,

423
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,591
you'd lose Peri and get your memory wiped.

424
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,176
You helped them anyway.

425
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,263
Yeah, well, maybe I deserve it, Hazel.

426
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,723
[laughs] Oh, you definitely do.

427
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,976
But thank you for doing the right thing.

428
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,728
So does Fairy World
have stock options, or--

429
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,192
He may have been a jerk,
but he got my name right.

430
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,778
Maybe deep down, he remembers.

431
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:24,074
Deep down, like, deep, deep,
[deep voice] deep.

432
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,618
Thank you for your help,
thin-limbed minors.

433
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,079
-Now, forget all of these magical wonders.
-Wait!

434
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,790
I'm still owed
one rule-free wish, right?

435
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:34,001
One unstructured wish?

436
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,628
Yeah. She completed a million wishes.

437
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:41,174
Well, actually, 1,000,001 now,
after restoring everything.

438
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:45,762
How are you getting that?
First you did 999,999...

439
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,432
My friends and my brother
helped save Fairy World,

440
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:52,019
so for my rule-free wish,
I want them to keep their memories

441
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,771
and be allowed
to know about fairies forever.

442
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:58,775
[sputters] W-wha-- [stammering]

443
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,861
Rules are rules, Jorgen.

444
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:04,406
Yeah. And in this case,
rules are no rules.

445
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,199
[groaning] I hate this.

446
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,744
But a deal is a deal.

447
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,871
-[laughing, cheering]
-All right!

448
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:12,581
Now leave!

449
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,791
[engines revving]

450
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,503
Let's roll, godkids.

451
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:21,340
And, uh, godkid friends?

452
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,009
Uh, what's the name for that?

453
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,635
Family.

454
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:26,845
[farting sound]

455
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,139
[farting sound]

456
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,017
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

457
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,644
They're closing this thing out
on a fart joke?

458
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:37,898
Oh, they better give us a season two!

459
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,566
[theme music playing]