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來到繁華大城市

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海柔好孤單

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直到她遇到了
這兩個怪咖，人生徹底改變

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他們是

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趣怪父母，趣怪守護仙

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魔杖翅膀

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漂浮的皇冠

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趣怪父母，趣怪守護仙

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用魔法讓美夢成真

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美人魚吃美食，兜風旅程好充實

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鬼遮眼大冒險，群龍亂舞好驚險

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再大挑戰不用怕

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有趣怪守護仙

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《趣怪守護仙：新願望》

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集名：大魔杖之戰

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你看我們的小小乾女兒

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睡得這麼安祥

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我們叫醒她吧

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海柔醒醒！

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你不趕快許願要安全著地嗎？

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當然要啊

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你不許願已經穿好今天的衣服嗎？

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好啊，有什麼關係？

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謝謝

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-你用魔法幫我刷牙了？
-一定要你許過願才行

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你有許願吧？

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好，到底怎麼回事？

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你的許願卡顯示
你剛剛許了999,999個願望

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只要達到100萬
你就能許一個“沒規矩”願望

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一個沒規矩願望？

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沒錯！

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如果那個願望是第999,999個

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你就只剩…

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我算一下哦

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一個！我只要再許一個願
就能有一個沒規矩願望

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完全不受限制嗎？

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連原則都沒有？

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這樣反而讓我有一點緊張

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感覺混亂但很炫，好像我在違規

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但又沒有，因為沒規則

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那麼，我要開始了！

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我希望那灘口水是乾的

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她在這裡

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許下百萬願望的孩子

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這並不是什麼奧秘

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她許下了

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100萬個願望

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天啊，沒有訊號，我們的魔法失效

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-要去仙子世界調查嗎？
-你太了解我們了

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我們好像去過39還40次了

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仙子世界，我們來…

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這裡怎麼了？

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-雲都變成咖啡色的
-而且天空是灰色的

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應該說是藍綠色吧？

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也許大魔杖出了事

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那根歷史悠久的黃色魔杖

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黃色？看起來像藍色

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巨型晶片有問題嗎？最好問問資訊處

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資訊處？沒有炫一點的仙子名？

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只有人類才需要資訊科技部門嗎？

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天啊，到處都要走路，好累哦

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海柔一天到晚都是這個感覺嗎？

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我無所謂

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因為你坐在我的肩膀上啊

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說到坐在肩膀上…

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亞歷山大大帝

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恐怖的伊凡

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吸血鬼大公

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這些都是過去的傳奇領袖

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我，戴夫大帝，仙子世界的征服者

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就站在他們的肩膀上

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-戴夫？
-也別忘了我哦

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我記得你，你害我倒楣過

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沒錯，就是我，瑞派

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對啊…還有瑞派
他跟我一起征服仙子世界

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我們一起做壞事吧

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改掉那個仙子世界招牌

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弄好了！

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（戴夫世界）

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太大了？

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不夠大

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這才對嘛

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我們在想什麼？

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把字改掉

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（戴夫）

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-好啦！
-最後那個是什麼意思？

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“我從以前到現在要的每樣東西部門”

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那你們的縮寫錯了吧？

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抓住他們！

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（抓住了）

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戴夫佔領仙子世界？誰想得到啊？

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好，戴夫，說真的，你來做什麼？

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有這麼嚴重嗎？

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沒那麼嚴重嗎？

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你不懂我這種人過得多辛苦

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我知道大事會不妙，現在很不舒服

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你蓋過我的光環

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跑到我的學校

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帶著兩個仙子在我的城市裡招搖

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（海柔鎮）

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還戴著大帽子那些

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讓我爸只注意到你

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所以我到反派網路上研究反派守護仙

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結果他們早就開始行動

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沒想到我們有志一同

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就是要接管仙子世界

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他們是為了統治世界

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我是要爸爸知道他必須最重視我

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-哇！
-這是你說的

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我要互惠生用3D列印
做出大魔杖巨型晶片

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為反派守護仙的魔杖供電

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而不是仙子魔杖

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就這樣，搞定了

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有我幫忙，戴夫大帝就能為所欲為

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不怕《守則書》或派瑞那個廢物阻礙

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-你把派瑞怎麼了？
-對啊，我兒子呢？

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-也許應該早點問才對
-稍安勿躁，小潘潘

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小潘潘？跟我的名字一點也不像

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該啟動計畫的第二階段了

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戴夫一開始就以為我叫小潘潘嗎？

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對，他經常亂取名字

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地球人，我是戴爾狄姆東的兒子

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戴夫狄姆東

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你們準備要聽新發現了嗎？

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魔法和仙子都是真的

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我說對了！

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我目前在仙子世界直播
也就是仙子的家鄉

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現在我是這裡的老大

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我說我和瑞派啦，瑞派，打聲招呼

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怎樣，廢物？

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瑞派！

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把我爸帶上來

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我兒子“迪飛樂門戴夫迪姆東”

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對整個魔法生物國度發動惡意併購了

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我真以兒子為榮

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你們聽到了吧？大家都聽到了？

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差點讓我想丟掉靴子，差點

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好，夠了，瑞派！

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戴夫讓全世界知道魔法是真的

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誰想得到啊？

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現在是第三階段

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瑞派，我希望所有神仙乾子女
都重新分配到反派守護仙

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不行！我們需要秩序，戴夫

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如果小孩隨時都能許任何願望

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就會天下大亂

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海柔，這就是為什麼
你一個仙子都別想有

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瑞派！

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不行！

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-海柔！
-小可愛！

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幫我跟你們的兒子打聲招呼吧

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戴夫當上大帝了，皇帝萬歲

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誰有薑汁啤酒的？

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派瑞！

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柯斯摩，他的氣色好差

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戴夫，是你嗎？

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魔法累積症？

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柯斯摩！汪達！

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你好

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記得我們嗎？你們調適良好的房東

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還有他們的小孩

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被鎖到門外啦？

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對，柯斯摩和汪達要我幫忙澆…畫？

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我是說澆花

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沒問題

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我們也希望“畫花”有充足的水

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唉呀…

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這不是我們的宿敵
柯柯魔和汪你的達嗎？

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糟糕

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我們跟自己的反派版本關在一起！

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對啊，我大概有料到這一點

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如果我有乳糖不耐症

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那我就無法容忍乳糖存在

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給我除掉！

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地理好難，讓全世界只有一個地方吧

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（盤古大陸）

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音樂的問題就是選擇太多

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我們來試試一種新調調

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就叫“戴夫調”吧

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我…

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我真以兒子為榮

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我…

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以兒子為榮

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-讓我想…
-丟…

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掉靴子，差點

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差點…

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差點…想丟掉…

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瑞派！

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抱歉，我有點討人厭

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我…

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以兒子為榮

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-讓我想…
-丟…

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-狄姆德菲亞四點《行動新聞》
-開始直播了嗎？

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前美國皇帝戴夫狄姆東

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（仙子證實存在）

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現在以音樂人身分嗆辣回歸

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這些不講規矩的反派守護仙乾爸媽

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已經影響全世界

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所有比賽都只有第一名

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所以運動變得很無聊

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情侶莫名其妙分手

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跟愛情有關嗎？完全沒有

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如果你住在寵物墳場附近

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現在最好趕快搬家

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蒂娜徹納在全新改名的

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戴夫觀點電視台連線報導

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從早到晚都為戴夫賣命

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大家一定想知道我為什麼要你們來

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因為我一直守著驚天大祕密

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我這一年來都有神仙乾爸媽

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好，你們嚇壞了

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對不起，我本來發誓要保密的…

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我不是因為嚇到才沉默
其實我一點也不驚訝

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對啊，我早就知道不對勁

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害我必須面對人生最大的恐懼

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你家本來是旅館，後來又不是

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你把我吸進遊戲世界

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我們穿上跟房子一樣大的蛇皮

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你們早就知道了？

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戴夫統治仙子世界
又揭發魔法之類的真相

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提供了很多必要背景資訊

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好吧，乖乖

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我真如釋重負

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那件事真的讓我壓力好大

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我現在可能要冷靜一下

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那我們要怎麼救柯斯摩和汪達？

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這兩個怪鄰居是你的守護仙吧？

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你連這個都知道？

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他們的頭髮是粉紅色和綠色

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你又常跟粉紅色和綠色的東西講話

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而且我們去他們家
他們卻不在，這又是背景資訊

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好，那就開始吧

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計畫很簡單，只有一個步驟

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第一，我們溜進仙子世界
因為戴夫控制那裡的大魔杖

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第一之二步是幫仙子恢復電力

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那就得搶回原來的巨型晶片

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第一之三步

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找出柯斯摩和汪達並放了他們

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最後是解救仙子世界

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這個計畫絕對有四、五個步驟

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不過我贊成

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我要加入

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馬到成功

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大魔杖之戰正式開打！

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不過我先打幾通電話搬救兵

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我們反派守護仙是虐待達人

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我們知道各位最大的弱點

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例如，柯斯摩

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我有一本成語辭典，能讓你覺得

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百思不解

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這是什麼意思啊？

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我看看

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你拿那本書要做什麼，反派汪達？

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反派汪達，你在…

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你知道這樣是反著看…

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住手，完了！

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你把所有仙子都關起來？

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當然囉

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我只想抓派瑞、柯斯摩、汪達和喬根

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因為那些常客才一直阻礙我

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對，可是如果所有仙子都能到處亂跑

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哪個仙子能不讓他們阻止我們稱霸？

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他說的對，你要聽事業合夥人的話

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合夥人應該聽彼此的意見啊

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關鍵字是“合夥人”

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不對，關鍵字在於“事業”

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你的目標必須是除掉對手

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瑞派，多跟我說說
你對統治仙子世界的願景吧

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樂意之至，戴爾老大

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我的願景起點是這樣

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-其實…
-公司整併

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抱歉，你應該是說我的願景吧？

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我說抱…

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我爸一定都會這樣吧？
把我放一邊，只管自己的事業

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戴夫，我是說戴夫大帝

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小潘潘，什麼事？

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又講錯？算了

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你的想法好像動搖了

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你在內心深處仍然是好孩子吧？

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很深…

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汪達！

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很深…的深處

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你可能不知道

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但是如果守護仙不能實現願望

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我們就會罹患魔法累積症

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最後爆成七彩碎紙

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真可愛

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才不可愛，戴夫，這樣會死

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異常狀況，她要做什麼？

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我們必須保護晶片

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不用擔心我，老爸

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我在這裡一定沒事的

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感謝各位接到電話就來幫忙

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你們都知道該怎麼做了

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抓住他們！

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-潔斯敏！
-馬上辦

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你們反派守護仙給我剎車

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揮舞雙手，好像無憂無慮

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你不能命令我，孩子

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等等，我也一起嗨了是吧？

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小溫，讓他們“成形”

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沒問題，海柔

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好酷哦

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才怪，一點都不酷！

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好酷哦

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（粉紅魔法）

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這是什麼成分？好不健康的味道

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等一下，裡面好像有青花菜

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現在就看你了，大薯條

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沒問題，小薯條

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我們的機會來了

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衝向大魔杖！

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給我回來！

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海柔怎麼來的？

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我們要一起抓她，不管籠子嗎？

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好建議，愛人，走吧

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戴夫，求求你想點辦法

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魔法累積症很危險

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自從你跟派瑞分開後
他有好幾個禮拜沒實現願望

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你看，他已經第一期了

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戴夫，是你嗎？

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我從早餐片吧檯拿了你最愛的早餐片

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你再不恢復他的魔力
他就會爆成七彩碎紙

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你要爆掉兩份煙燻牛肉？

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那我要查規定

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就是這樣，他又講規定

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一天到晚管我，不讓我如願

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我只是想避免你做錯事

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你是我第一個神仙乾兒子，我關心你

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你生氣的原因

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會不會是你真正想要的東西

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沒有一個仙子給得起呢？

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晶片在王座裡

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現在只要找出戴夫把巨型晶片藏哪裡

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柯斯摩！汪達！你們沒事！

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你們怎麼逃的？

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戴夫有幫忙，他說巨型晶片在王座裡

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真的嗎？

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我覺得他在內心深處並不想傷到別人

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內心深處，很深…

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好，現在我們得讓大魔杖還原了

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免得派瑞或其他仙子罹患魔法累積症

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柯斯摩？

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怎麼樣？

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-你的耳朵流出七彩碎紙
-小潘潘，幫幫我

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只要把這枚晶片放到大魔杖上面就好

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我叫朋友來載我

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您目前搭乘的是臭臭航空班機

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最臭的飛航選擇

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一、二、三，拉！

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怎麼了？

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也許應該吹氣試試看

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海柔？

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糟了！汪達！

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我要怎麼把這個通電？

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我知道了

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貝瑞，我們需要電光蒸汽船那種幫忙

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汪達，你聽得見嗎？

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變黃色了

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我希望汪達能讓仙子世界恢復正常

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（復原！）

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（仙子世界）

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反派守護仙，回去反派守護仙世界！

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（回家！）

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世界上沒有仙子或魔法

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這是童話故事出版商的騙局

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因為他們在現代世界生意很慘

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忘掉你們看過的景象

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你有什麼感覺？

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你來幸災樂禍的嗎？好啦，你贏了

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聽說你讓柯斯摩和汪達去救派瑞

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戴夫，接下來換你！

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你一定知道如果仙子世界復原

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你就會失去派瑞，記憶也會消失

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但你還是幫他們了

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對啊，也許我活該吧，海柔

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你的確活該，但還是謝謝你做了好事

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所以仙子世界有股票選擇權或…

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（狄姆蛋！）

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他雖然可惡，但至少講對我的名字

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也許他在內心深處還記得

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內心深處，很深…

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謝謝你們幫忙，皮包骨小鬼

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-現在忘掉所有魔法奇蹟…
-等等！

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你們還欠我一個沒規矩願望吧？

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一個不受限制的願望？

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對，她許完100萬個願望了！

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其實讓全世界復原後，現在是

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100萬加一個願望

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你怎麼算的？她先許999,999個願望

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我朋友和我哥哥一起救了仙子世界

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所以我的沒規矩願望
是讓他們保有記憶

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而且永遠知道仙子的存在

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什…

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規定就是規定，喬根

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對，以這件事來說，規定就是沒規定

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我不喜歡這樣，但是要守信用

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好耶！

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現在離開吧！

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出發吧，神仙乾女兒！

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還有…神仙乾女兒的朋友？

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這要怎麼叫啊？

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一家人

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等等…

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他們用放屁笑點當結局？

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他們最好再拍第2季！

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