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-Fuck True Thread!
-[men] Yeah!

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[reporter] Former three-time Winston Cup
champion Ron Dobbins

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added a DUI to his résumé this weekend
while attending a meet and greet

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at the Valley Forge Auto Center
in West Chester, Pennsylvania.

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Where's Cal?

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He still isn't in yet.

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He was taking his car
to a collision place.

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Oh.

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-He's gonna be sad as hell.
-[Kilah] Yeah, super sad.

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My fuckin' car broke down today.

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-Seriously?
-[Shane] Yeah.

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-That sucks.
-[Shane] Yeah.

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Why don't you just fix it?

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I need Cal for this. It's a wiring issue.

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He's got those tiny little hands.
He can get in there.

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Those tiny little hands?
What is that? You got small hands.

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-His are way smaller than mine.
-[Kilah] Let me see. Hold your hand up.

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-No, Kilah. You got--
-[Kilah] Why not?

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-[Shane] You have giant--
-[Kilah] 'Cause I'm more athletic?

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[Jared] Yo.

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Fuck. What's up, Jared?

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What's up?

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Come on. You gotta have something,
conversation-wise, when you come in here.

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You got me today. Cal called out.

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Cal never calls out.

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-[Jared] Hello.
-God, fuck! Hi, Jared.

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How, uh, have you guys, uh…

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Been? You mean, "How have you been?"

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-We're good.
-What the f…

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[Shane] How about you?
What have you been up to?

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My uncle tried to train a peacock,
and he didn't leave with eyes.

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All right, Jared.
Why don't you head back there?

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Get started and I'll be back.
I'll meet you there in a while.

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It's gonna be a while.
You're gonna love it. Another day.

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-I think I blacked out.
-I've never heard one word he's ever said.

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[mellow acoustic music playing]

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What is that? Boiling blood?

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No, that's lava.
The lava means we're fucked.

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That's when we're behind on payments
and everything's burning up.

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Jesus Christ, Will.
Why'd you have to make it so fucking grim?

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[Will] Because it's an accurate
representation of our current situation.

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[Phil] Wait. Where's Kilah and Cal?

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[Will] I figure they succumb to the lava.

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You and I are fighting it,
of course, despite its futility.

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Shane is enjoying the destruction.

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I'm looking…
Look a little jacked there though.

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No, no, no. That's actually me, this.

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Well, 'cause you see
you've got your mustache in this one?

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-[Phil] Mm.
-I've been hitting the gym.

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Okay. What do you,
as the manager, think we should do?

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[Will] I don't know.
Isn't this your specialty?

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You know, True Thread's
got us on probation for a year.

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I called every other tire brand.
No one's gonna allow us to sell at cost.

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Our whole business model's fucked.

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Will, you're the manager!
What is a good first step?

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Uh, maybe…

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[Phil] You think
I should bring in my consultant?

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Because she's the one
that did the evaluation to begin with

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and convinced me to buy
this fuckin' stinking garbage barge.

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Well, it wasn't a garbage barge
when you bought it.

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Garbage got dumped onto
what was otherwise a normal… barge.

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But… but… but yes,
I do actually think your consultant…

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That's, uh… that's a good idea.

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You sure about that?

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-Yeah.
-[Phil] She used to be in the military.

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-[tense rhythmic music]
-She's killed people, Will.

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Black ops. CIA.

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She was a wet girl.

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Sounds scary.

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Sick drawing. Where's Kilah and Cal?

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-They're dead.
-[Will] Dead.

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-[chuckles] Nice.
-[Phil] No, it's not nice.

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This represents
maybe three or four months of solvency.

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We have three or four months left?
And what are you two doing?

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You two captains of industry.
You having a crybaby party?

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Just taking five
in the break room, crying?

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Will thinks we should bring in
my consultant.

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-[Will] What?
-She's gonna tell you to fire everybody.

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-Well, we're not firing anybody.
-She's gonna tell you to fire people.

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-[Will] We could lose Jared.
-[Phil] She'll tell you to kill Jared.

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[Shane] Got you something.

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[exhales] Nice to see
your handwriting's cleaned up.

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[Shane] Shut the fuck up.

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-What does it say?
-[Phil] "Pussy."

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-Could've been worse.
-I think he's maturing.

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This would have said

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really, really deplorable things
a year ago.

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Hey, Cal. It's Shane.
Give me a call back when you get this.

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Kilah thinks you're dead.

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Also, we got a ton of fuckin' work,
and I'm not gonna do it.

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Also, I got that wire thing
that's fucked up on my car again,

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so I need you to help me with that.

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Otherwise, I'd have to call Belmont,
and I'm not doing that.

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If I see you again, I'm gonna suck you,
put you on all fours,

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and do some things back there
you've never experienced.

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Really, why the fuck
aren't you calling me back?

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I mean, it's all fucked up.

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Yeah.

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You got insurance?

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Unfortunately, no.

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[Grant] Oh, damn.

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Insurance would be good
'cause of how fucked up it is.

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Without insurance, you gotta pay--

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-I know how insurance works.
-Okay.

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[Grant sighs]

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I'd say it's totaled.

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I can give you cash for parts.
Otherwise, it's gonna be a boatload.

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That sign out front,
are you guys still looking for auto techs?

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-Yeah, man.
-Yeah?

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It'd be really cool
if you started working here.

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We need another cool guy around here.

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This is a cool car, man.

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-Yeah, I spent a lot of time on it.
-Yeah.

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It doesn't matter how much time
you'd spent on it now. It's fucked up.

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-I don't even care. I don't care at all.
-[line ringing]

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Ah, come on.

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-This is Kelly. Leave a message.
-[beeps]

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Ah, fuck, I care!

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Hey, Jared. I gotta head out.
You think you can cover some of my work?

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Uh…

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There are a lot of cars.

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There are a lot. That's why it's awesome
you're gonna do this for me.

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But I'd be all by myself.

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John Wilkes Booth was all alone.
Look what he did.

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Shook up the whole fucking world. Huh?

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You're getting pretty good
at small talk, man.

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Oh, never mind.

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[sighs]

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You should cut staff.

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Significantly.

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I would think about closing a store.
Maybe this one.

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-[Phil sighs]
-Belmont looks bad too.

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We were thinking about
opening a new store, actually, but, uh,

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guess we'll have to table that.

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Yes, you have to table that.

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-Who did the drawing?
-My nephew.

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-Aw.
-[Phil] He's 41.

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Oh.

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Yep, that's me, him,
and my son, Shane, with the goatee.

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We're all burning in lava
in about six months.

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Well, it's accurate.

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So we could look into a larger chain
who would be willing to absorb this one--

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Trish, I cannot sell Valley Forge
because I just bought it.

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Just put down the sickle for a moment
and help me figure this out.

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There's gotta be a better way.

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[Trish] Okay.

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Who is Dave?

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He's the general manager.

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Okay, well, he's eating up 165K a year.

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He should go first.

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Jesus Christ!

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He should go first.

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Also, who… who is that creepy guy
staring at me?

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[Phil] Oh. [chuckles]

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That's, uh, my gifted nephew, the artist.

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I told him that you used
to perform black ops for the CIA.

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You know, that you were a wet boy.
[laughs]

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Right.

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That… you,

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you know, would kill people.

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[rhythmic music playing]

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[Phil] It was a joke.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[music ends]

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[Tommy laughing]

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[video playing on cell phone]

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[Shane] Hey, Tommy.

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[Tommy] Whoa. What's going on?
Are you all right?

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I'm fine. I just… I need a car.

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-Well, what happened to your Honda?
-Oh, the Honda's fucked.

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Problem is, I don't have any money.

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[laughs]

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Money is all we take from guys.
You're out of luck, pal.

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[video on cell phone resumes]

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[on phone] You'd believe that.
You're a sweet boy.

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-[man 2] Oh no.
-[man 1] You're a sweet boy…

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What about that one?

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You can't afford that one.

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-I can't afford anything.
-Well, you can't afford that one the most.

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Let's make a deal on it.

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You guys love making deals, right? Huh?

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How about… 10% off service for a full year

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on every single piece of shit car
you bring over to us,

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and I get that car?

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Ah…

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I can't make any deals
until Andy gets back.

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I need that car today.

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I know. Look, he went to New Jersey
to get a skin tag removed.

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Think how excited he'd be if he came back,
and you're here with a big deal like this.

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Yeah, but he makes all the big decisions
and stuff, you know?

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You could do it.
This is your business too, right?

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You're allowed to do this.

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Yeah, I mean…

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[curious music playing]

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It is a lot of cars.

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It's a ton. I'm the one getting screwed.
This is a good deal for you.

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I feel like Andy would say 15%?

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You said ten, and we agreed on ten,
and you can't fuck us on this, all right?

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You can't bring your cars for tires
and somewhere else for service.

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I want the whole wop fleet for that car.

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Whole fleet?

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Whole fleet.

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So, like a fleet account?

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Ooh, I like that. Fleet account.

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I like that too. It's my idea.

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Look at you, man.

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Hey, Jared, have you seen Shane?

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He… said he was--

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Never mind.

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Hey, buddy, how you doin'?

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-The car is totaled.
-[Will] I'm so sorry.

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I should have sold it
when I had the chance.

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No, no. If you really like something,
selling it's not the right move.

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Instead, I waited

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until Ron took it from me
and smashed it into a wall.

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Now it's completely unrecognizable
and of absolutely no value.

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[somber music playing]

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Also, I got offered another job.

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Tell me you aren't considering it.

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I am.

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Cal, we're in fucking free fall here,
and you're gonna leave me?

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I'm not gonna leave you,
but I have to consider it.

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Yeah? Well, consider this.

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Fuck you!

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No, no, no. Wait, wait. I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean it. I was just flustered.

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Cal, what would I do if you left, okay?
I would miss the teacups and your goatee.

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So can you just take a second
and don't do anything drastic, please?

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[somber music playing]

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Hello? What the fuck?

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-Oh my God! Shane!
-What's up, Shane?

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What the fuck is this?

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We were making out.

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No shit you're fuckin' making out!
I knew I was right.

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[Kelly sighs]

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You were not right.

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-We weren't hooking up, no.
-[Ollie] No.

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Until we had that big fight, right?

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And then I went and I talked to Ollie.
He made me feel a lot better.

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-Then we had a bit of sex.
-Yeah.

240
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[Ollie] Yeah.

241
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,324
-[Kelly] Then we had a lot of sex.
-[Ollie] Yeah.

242
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:43,661
-And then that brings us to… today.
-[Shane] The fuck?

243
00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:46,122
Goddamn, Ollie! Just when I thought
we were gonna be friends!

244
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,124
What? I thought you hated me.

245
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,376
I did, but that's
how all great friendships start.

246
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:52,795
I would have, like,
slowly warmed up to you,

247
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,214
and eventually,
I might have texted you a funny slur,

248
00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:57,258
and depending on
if you were cool about it,

249
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:59,260
I would've included you
in my friends' group text,

250
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:02,471
which you wish you could be a part of.
You'll never be part of it now.

251
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,349
I never would have done this
if I thought we could be friends.

252
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,017
What?

253
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,478
-Honestly, I can't believe you.
-[Kelly] Can't believe me?

254
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,564
Shane, we were never together, okay?

255
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:14,734
You don't know anything about me.
You think we were gonna get married?

256
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:18,195
I don't know. I didn't plan on it.
I'm not a fucking Indian guy.

257
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,405
Sorry I'm yelling.

258
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,532
I've never been cheated on
like this before,

259
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:22,825
and it's fuckin' embarrassing.

260
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,119
You haven't been cheated on
because we weren't together.

261
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,955
Do I have to explain that again?
That's what it is. You don't get it.

262
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,833
I really… I actually liked you,
but then you just like…

263
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,502
The amount of fucked-up shit
that was happening,

264
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,298
I was like, "I can't date this guy
in good faith." Know what I mean?

265
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:40,134
You did coke at 11:00 in the morning
that one time.

266
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,887
Sometimes guys do coke during the day.
What the fuck? Who cares?

267
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:47,016
[Kelly] Right, and that's my husband.
That's someone I should invest time in.

268
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,685
-I do coke in the day sometimes.
-Shut the fuck up.

269
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,313
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
You and me are never gonna be boys.

270
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,315
You probably have a boner
from my girlfriend.

271
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,692
-I don't have a boner.
-I wasn't your girlfriend.

272
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,028
Oh great.
Now you're both lying to my face.

273
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,655
Shane, you're just
this giant walking red flag.

274
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:05,159
-You have red flags.
-Okay, name one so I can work on it.

275
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,037
The Polynesian chicken sandwiches
you brought? Fucking sucked.

276
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,164
Oh really? 'Cause I didn't fuckin'
make them, okay?

277
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,750
-Who made 'em? A fucking asshole?
-Someone in the kitchen.

278
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,668
-[Shane] Are they even Polynesian?
-[both] No.

279
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,379
I fuckin' knew it.
I could taste it. It tasted like shit.

280
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,840
You brought over shit and piss
for me and my friends.

281
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,384
Okay. I'm sorry if your feelings got hurt.

282
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,137
-[voice breaking] You could never hurt me.
-Who are those flowers for?

283
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,348
[somber piano music playing]

284
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:28,265
For you.

285
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,018
See, I don't like flowers.

286
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,353
I'm sorry, Shane.

287
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,814
I think you should go.

288
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,066
I'm gonna go.

289
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,697
-Is your boss still here?
-I think in the back, yeah.

290
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:47,827
-Are you gonna tell on me?
-No, I'm not gonna tell on you.

291
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,745
I'm gonna talk to her
about fleet accounts,

292
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,039
which you two fuckin' numbskulls
know nothing about.

293
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,208
Oh, you don't like fucking flowers?

294
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,129
I'm not mad.

295
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,760
I'm sorry, Shane.

296
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,136
What's a fleet account?

297
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,471
Shut the fuck up.

298
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:11,725
[door opens]

299
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:13,519
Great.

300
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,271
[door closes]

301
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,398
[Will grunts] Brr!

302
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,024
Okay, here we go.

303
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:23,821
Hi, Rick. Nice to meet you.
I'm Will Jacobs, Valley Forge Auto.

304
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:27,241
We were looking
to actually expand our tire line.

305
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:31,453
We've been True Thread guys in the past.
Thinking about being Commander people.

306
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,122
[splutters] Uh, yes, yes.

307
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,458
We are the shop
with the whole Ron Dobbins fiasco,

308
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,960
but we didn't work on that car.

309
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,086
He stole that car

310
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:41,005
after having drank a lot of whiskey.

311
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:45,092
Will Jacobs, Valley Forge Auto.
I'd like to do a tire deal with you.

312
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:49,138
What we're looking to do is
then sell your tires at cost on our end.

313
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,975
Uh, I mean, it's our business model,
and that's… What do you care?

314
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,145
You know, Tire World's running around
intimidating everybody.

315
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,646
That's a little ridiculous.

316
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,608
Yeah, this is Will Jacobs
calling from Valley Forge Auto.

317
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:04,069
I was just looking to secure a deal
to sell your tires.

318
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,363
Yes. I mean, you're saying,
"With my nipples out."

319
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,282
That's one way to phrase it, huh?

320
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,492
The other the way to phrase it is,
my shirt was off.

321
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,245
My chest was exposed,
and you're talking about my nipples?

322
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:17,666
Can we get back to talking about that deal
that I… that I did wanna make with you?

323
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:20,336
Oh boy.

324
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,173
[dynamic rhythmic music playing]

325
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,634
Yeah, it's, uh, Will Jacobs again.
We talked earlier.

326
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,135
I just wanted to really ask

327
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:31,847
if… if there was any sort of room
for negotiation around this.

328
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,559
Even if we're not selling at cost,
you know, maybe a couple bucks over.

329
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,397
That's fantastic.

330
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,608
I'll tell you what.
I'll send over an email,

331
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:45,486
and we'll finalize
the details, and then, um,

332
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,404
yeah, we'll get payment going.

333
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,906
All right, thank you.

334
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,742
[puffs air]

335
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:52,826
Yes!

336
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:55,621
[puffs air]

337
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:56,997
Fuck you!

338
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,335
Hello, Lisa. Looking for Dave.

339
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:02,920
-[Lisa] He went home for lunch.
-What?

340
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,464
-But he lives out back.
-[Phil] Oh. Of course he does.

341
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,675
Trish, this is Lisa.

342
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,635
Loads of drama.

343
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:10,844
Rude.

344
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,065
[Phil] Dave, wake up!

345
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,942
[TV playing]

346
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,735
[man on TV] Let's go to questions.

347
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,862
[indistinguishable]

348
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,783
Yeah, it's a little cramped in here.
I'm between places right now, you know.

349
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,246
Letting Barb have the house
until we figure out this whole

350
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,456
divorce thing. But, um…

351
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:44,169
Oh. I think it's pretty nice.
Looks like you got everything you need.

352
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:46,630
Yeah.

353
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,591
Um…

354
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,593
So, Trish, what do you do?

355
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,138
Trish is a consultant that I hired

356
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:58,017
to help us sort through
some, uh, financial issues.

357
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,231
Wait. Are you firing me?

358
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,357
Yes.

359
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,651
Un-fucking-believable.

360
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,695
You come into my home

361
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:12,114
on my one pleasant hour,

362
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,826
my sacred lunch hour, to fucking fire me?
Some lady I don't even know?

363
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,746
-Dave, you cost too much money.
-I'm a fucking bargain!

364
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,123
I was gonna ask for a raise,
to be honest with you.

365
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,418
I can say with almost absolute certainty
that that was not gonna happen.

366
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,711
-No.
-[sighs]

367
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,005
[on TV] Your mom
wants you to find a nice girl.

368
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,424
You wanna find one who has what?

369
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,675
Access to a jet ski.

370
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,010
[buzzer on TV]

371
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,262
-A good profession.
-A good profession.

372
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:36,805
[applause on TV]

373
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,890
[Dave] Yeah, whatever.

374
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,183
[TV switches off]

375
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:42,144
I was gonna have to find a new job
in six months anyway.

376
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,813
[Phil] Wait. You were gonna quit?

377
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,650
No, I wasn't gonna quit.
Everybody knows what's going on here.

378
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:52,404
Your little daddy-son reconciliation
project's already falling apart.

379
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,615
In six months,
this place was gonna go tits up,

380
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,867
and you were gonna sell it
just like Shane said.

381
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,953
Shane was right.
Things were fine before you got here.

382
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,080
They were good, actually.

383
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,706
Every shop was busy.

384
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,124
We were making money.

385
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:08,295
I was in a beautiful home with my wife.
I was getting pussy from Lisa.

386
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,883
I even got head from her cousin twice,
and she looks pretty much exactly like her

387
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:16,678
but with a snaggletooth,
and that was… very interesting to me.

388
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,971
Dave, stay focused.

389
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,225
-Hey, Kilah!
-[Kilah] Yeah?

390
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:22,267
Where's Phil?

391
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,604
He said he was going to put Dave
into the lava.

392
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,316
Oh shit!

393
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,318
[Dave] The point is, look at us now.

394
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,238
You paid some fucking hillbilly
to drive drunk on TV?

395
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,864
I, your most talented lieutenant,

396
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,617
have been relegated
to living in a parking lot?

397
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,495
And Lisa won't even
so much as look at my penis.

398
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,038
Yeah, what's up, Will?

399
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,414
Phil. Phil, where are you?

400
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,876
I'm in Dave's camper.
It's pretty sweet, actually.

401
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,921
[Will] I've got a deal, and I think
you should come back and hear it.

402
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,464
And… and… and just…

403
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,758
Dave is good at his job.

404
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,093
You can't fire him.

405
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,847
Yeah, I'm right in the middle of that,
but, um,

406
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,808
I am reconsidering. Talk to you soon.

407
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,146
So, Dave. [sighs]

408
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,774
You can live in the parking lot
for a few more months.

409
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,195
And Will wants that?

410
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,905
[Phil] As do I.

411
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,117
-Trish, you can go home.
-Okay, great.

412
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:24,121
Or you could hang out. There's no rush.
We're just having lunch.

413
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,582
What, sardines and chicken nuggets
like you're an alley cat?

414
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,668
-Trish, these are anchovies.
-I'd rather kill myself.

415
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,753
-Don't talk like that.
-Rather set myself on fire.

416
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,506
Can I just say, Trish,
that's a beautiful color on you.

417
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,260
The bag is incredible.
The blazer's very fetching.

418
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,095
You really know
how to put together an outfit.

419
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,514
[reflective acoustic music playing]

420
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,183
So long, Trish!

421
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,310
-[Trish] Get fucked.
-Till we meet again.

422
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,445
[engine idling in background]

423
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,072
[engine revving]

424
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:03,827
[horn honks]

425
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,582
What do you think?

426
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,125
[Cal] What is this?

427
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,921
[Shane] It's your new car.
It's a lot nicer than the last one.

428
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:14,963
Are you serious?

429
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,798
Hell yeah, I'm serious.

430
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,301
This isn't one of those things
where I get in the front seat

431
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,887
and it shoots me out
and you post it on the Internet, is it?

432
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,639
Fuck, I wish I did that. No.

433
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,641
It's just a real gift.

434
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,978
I gave Ron some of that whiskey, so that…

435
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,563
that's on me.

436
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,566
I dunno.
I figured you could start over with this.

437
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,196
This is the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.

438
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:42,241
It's definitely the nicest thing
I've ever done for anyone.

439
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,533
Can I hug you?

440
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,244
No, dude. Come on.

441
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:47,412
I love you.

442
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:48,914
What?

443
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,501
I love you, dude.

444
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,046
-I can't hug you? I'm gonna hug you.
-No. Ew!

445
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,464
-I love you, man.
-Ew, Cal!

446
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,383
Look at it. This is fucking incredible!

447
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:00,968
How's it drive?

448
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:01,927
[Shane] Terrible.

449
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,513
Perfect.

450
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,267
Dude.

451
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,185
Fleet accounts.

452
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,020
Fleet accounts?

453
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,480
Yeah, fleet accounts.

454
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,775
We go to all the local businesses here
that have four or more vehicles.

455
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:21,029
We say, "If you bring the cars
exclusively to us, we'll give 10% off."

456
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,865
It's awesome. I got, like…
The wops are gonna do it.

457
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,953
Kelly's catering company agreed to it.
Dado's HVAC company, they agreed.

458
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,622
That's, like, a ton of work right there.

459
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,833
-You got those already?
-Yeah, today.

460
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:36,628
That's huge. 'Cause I tried to do that
a while ago, and it just didn't…

461
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:41,174
Look at you, little salesman!
I told you, you would be a great salesman.

462
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,635
-Shut the fuck up.
-Oh, that's so cool.

463
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,054
Because that also brings
the advertising budget way down

464
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,681
'cause there's nothing to really--

465
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,433
-Exactly.
-[Will] Oh man!

466
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,144
-Well, that's something.
-[door chimes]

467
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:53,562
It's somethin'.

468
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,402
Reality check, dogs. We're fucked.

469
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,654
Hey, I thought you killed yourself.

470
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,990
Clearly, I didn't succeed.

471
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:06,658
But you know what?

472
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,577
Dave's not going anywhere,

473
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,579
nor you, nor you, nor am I.

474
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:14,082
We may all burn in the lava in six months,

475
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,251
but we're gonna be together.

476
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,128
Like men.

477
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,380
That's the spirit. That's good stuff.

478
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,631
Thanks.

479
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:26,219
-Could you give me a ride somewhere?
-[Phil] Sure.

480
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:28,930
Can you bring a gun?

481
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,768
I have a gun. My work gun should be…
Oh fuck. I don't know where that is.

482
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,770
Are you serious? Shane!

483
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:37,314
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
My work gun's around here.

484
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:40,233
-It's a weapon of death!
-We gotta find that gun.

485
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:44,363
[Will] I can't believe you even think it's
funny to smile about things like guns.

486
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,782
-I've been sending you links to safes!
-Hey!

487
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:48,742
It's somethin'.

488
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,079
We're not gonna die.

489
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,122
Fleet accounts.

490
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,750
[upbeat acoustic music playing]

491
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,046
-Nice!
-[Cal] Where do you wanna go?

492
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,005
Iced coffee.

493
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:05,759
-Kilah, do not spill that shit in here.
-Oh my God. Stop being a baby.

494
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:06,927
I'm not gonna spill it.

495
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:11,515
-Can I smoke a blunt in here?
-[Cal] No, you can't smoke in here.

496
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:15,894
♪ "How do you feel today?" she asked ♪

497
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:21,316
♪ 'Cause time goes slow
And life goes fast ♪

498
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:26,655
♪ I need to know some things real quick ♪

499
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,241
♪ There's a pain in the light ♪

500
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:31,493
♪ When you're heading to red ♪

501
00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:36,915
♪ How do you feel? ♪

502
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:41,586
♪ You say, "I've been better before" ♪

503
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:46,842
♪ You say, "I've been better before" ♪

504
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:53,348
♪ Rosary beads on your knees… ♪

505
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,266
[mouths] Fuck you.

506
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:58,603
♪ Saying prayers for selfish things ♪

507
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:04,025
♪ Give me hope for better times ♪

508
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,278
♪ Dream to fix… ♪

509
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:07,404
[Shane] Bye, Jerome.

510
00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:13,201
♪ Let me know when you get… ♪

511
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,286
You know,

512
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:17,873
sometimes I can be, uh,

513
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,125
a little…

514
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:23,378
You know.

515
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:24,963
Yeah.

516
00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:29,176
♪ He said, "I have met her before… ♪

517
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,053
I know I'm not always…

518
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,139
[acoustic music continues playing]

519
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:38,268
[Phil] Totally.

520
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,654
♪ Listen to me ♪

521
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:52,491
♪ And bring a coat ♪

522
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:57,829
♪ If hell's so warm, then heaven's cold ♪

523
00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:03,043
♪ And I'll meet you there ♪

524
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:07,964
♪ And it's never been better before ♪

525
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:13,678
♪ Oh, it's never been better before ♪

526
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:15,972
♪ With you ♪

527
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,974
♪ Well, hey, thanks for this ♪

528
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,564
♪ Satan is a… is a dirty, dirty person ♪

529
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,066
♪ Come home from church ♪

530
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:29,236
♪ The next thing you know
I'm doing bumps off the chicks ♪

531
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,363
♪ I don't know, man
It's the craziest fuckin' thing ♪

532
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,532
♪ But, yeah, say no to the devil ♪

533
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,992
♪ The devil ♪

534
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:38,995
♪ Listen to me ♪

535
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,998
♪ And bring a coat ♪

536
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:47,003
♪ If hell's so warm, then heaven's cold ♪

537
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:52,509
♪ And I'll meet you there ♪

538
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:57,514
♪ And it's never been better before ♪

539
00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:03,019
♪ Oh, it's never been better before ♪