1 00:00:03,220 --> 00:00:04,569 Huh, weird. 2 00:00:04,613 --> 00:00:06,354 What? 3 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,921 Well, this article says to put cabbage leaves in your bra 4 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:10,836 when you're ready to stop breastfeeding. 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,055 Why would you do that? 6 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,491 To help dry up your milk. 7 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:16,233 Wh-What happens to the cabbage leaves? 8 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:18,279 That's your question? 9 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:20,977 Good news, my mail's finally 10 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,631 coming to this address. 11 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:24,285 Oh, joy. 12 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:27,853 Check it out. What's that? 13 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:30,073 My very first credit card.Oh. 14 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:31,727 You never had one before? 15 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,859 Nope. Blockbuster card, Subway card. 16 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:35,339 That's it. 17 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:36,949 Not even a library card? 18 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,429 [chuckles] Good one. 19 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:40,040 Congrats, son. 20 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:43,260 This is going right next to my driver's license. 21 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,699 Maybe it's time to retire the Velcro. 22 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:50,137 Why? It still works. 23 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,443 JIM: Now you just be careful. 24 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:54,184 Those cards can get you in trouble. 25 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:56,447 Mm, Amanda knows a thing or two about that. 26 00:00:56,491 --> 00:00:57,840 Don't you, Amanda? 27 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,450 Oh, yeah? 28 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:03,063 Well, when I was younger I-I got a little carried away, 29 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:05,282 but I learned my lesson. 30 00:01:05,325 --> 00:01:06,936 Younger like my age? 31 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,372 Yes. 32 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:09,895 So a long time ago. 33 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,593 Yes. 34 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:15,640 ♪ 35 00:01:34,703 --> 00:01:36,096 [CeeCee coos] 36 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:42,537 Geez, CeeCee. 37 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,408 How'd you get food in your hair? 38 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:46,366 Yeah, I miss when she was bald. 39 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:48,456 It was our thing. 40 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,502 Hey, would you mind giving her a bath while I clean up? 41 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:54,418 You kiddin'? Tubby time's the best part of my day. 42 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:56,072 Come on, stinky girl. 43 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,033 Bye. 44 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:03,340 Okay, no more credit card talk around Georgie. 45 00:02:03,384 --> 00:02:05,125 I assumed you told him. 46 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,648 Well, you assumed wrong. 47 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,476 Don't you think he has a right to know? 48 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:09,955 Of course he does. 49 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:11,000 So what's the holdup? 50 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:12,436 He thinks I'm perfect. 51 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,264 Why would I take that away from him? 52 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,266 Amanda, 53 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,050 secrets are bad for a marriage. 54 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:19,400 Yeah, yeah. 55 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:20,879 What are we keeping secret? 56 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:22,968 This is a private conversation, honey. 57 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,274 I have a secret of my own. 58 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,623 Oh, good for you. 59 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,364 Would you like to hear it? 60 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:29,453 Not really. 61 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:30,672 I've been corresponding 62 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,369 with Tonight Showhost Jay Leno. 63 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,852 Seriously? 64 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,245 We share a birthday. 65 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:40,160 I sent him a card, he responded, 66 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:41,900 an unlikely friendship was born. 67 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,338 Oh, please, why would he be friends with you? 68 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:46,817 Simple. He's a man of the people, 69 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:49,125 and I'm people. 70 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,176 I share a birthday with Bryant Gumbel. 71 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:01,398 Oh, come on, that's cool. 72 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,321 Haven't done this in a while. 73 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:13,541 Got to take the new credit card out for a spin. 74 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:15,499 Well, let's not go crazy. 75 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:17,153 Don't worry. After tonight, 76 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,199 it's back to the dollar menu at Taco Bell. 77 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:21,244 Hey, I happen to love the dollar menu. 78 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:24,334 Girl, you better save that sexy talk for when we get home. 79 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:26,031 [laughs] 80 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:28,338 And I know how these credit card companies work. 81 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:30,035 Get people to run up a bill, spend the rest of their life 82 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:31,776 paying off the interest like chumps. 83 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:33,474 Well... 84 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:36,085 I don't know if I'd call them "chumps." 85 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,869 Good thing you learned your lesson. 86 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:39,567 Mm-hmm. 87 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:42,047 You okay? 88 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:43,223 You're lookin' a little sweaty. 89 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:44,876 Oh, it's, uh-- it's the salsa. 90 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,661 It's kind of hot. 91 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:49,707 My dad taught me real early: never a lender or a borrower be. 92 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:50,752 That's in the Bible. 93 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,710 Uh, that's actually Shakespeare. 94 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:54,930 Well, that ain't where my dad heard it. 95 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:57,759 Well, what else did your dad teach you? 96 00:03:57,802 --> 00:03:59,369 Hmm, let's think. 97 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:01,284 Oh, you'll like this one. 98 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,068 The secret to findin' out how your wife's gonna look 99 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:05,288 when she's older is to check out her mother. 100 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,594 Oh, ew. 101 00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:07,986 What? Your mom's a fox. 102 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,249 That works in your favor. 103 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,685 Oh, here it comes again. 104 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:11,990 Oh, ew. 105 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:18,997 Dang. 106 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:23,132 Right back at ya, cowboy. 107 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:25,656 I'm gonna sleep good tonight. 108 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:28,572 So you're happy? 109 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:30,182 The happiest. 110 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:32,359 Cool, there's something we need to talk about. 111 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,926 I'm sorry I called your mom hot. 112 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,276 Can we just drop it? 113 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:37,929 No, i-it's not that. 114 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,801 Um, remember that trouble 115 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:42,282 I told you about when I was younger with the credit cards? 116 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:43,935 Yeah. 117 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:46,416 And I-I told you I learned my lesson? 118 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:47,852 Uh-huh. 119 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:51,247 It's more of an ongoing lesson. 120 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,423 What do you mean? 121 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:54,772 Well, it means I still have 122 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:55,991 a little bit of credit card debt. 123 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:57,471 How much we talkin'? 124 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:59,037 Well... 125 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:01,301 GEORGIE: $12,000?! 126 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,217 I guess she told him. 127 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:07,698 Quiet, you're gonna wake the baby. 128 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:08,743 How could you not tell me? 129 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:10,222 Because it's my problem. 130 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,311 We're married now. 131 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,834 That makes it our problem. 132 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:14,705 [gasps] You only had sex with me 133 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,359 to butter me up! 134 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:18,840 Well, think about how mad you'd be if I didn't. 135 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:21,321 You should've told me before we got married. 136 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:23,148 Yeah, well, I-I was taking care of it. 137 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,454 How? 138 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,282 You just, you send 'em 20 bucks a month 139 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,805 per card and they kind of leave you alone. 140 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:29,372 How many cards are there? 141 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,808 A couple. 142 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:32,027 So two?A few. 143 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:33,637 So three?Some. 144 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:36,640 We been talking about moving out and gettin' our own place. 145 00:05:36,683 --> 00:05:37,989 How is that ever gonna happen? 146 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,469 I don't know, but we'll figure it out. 147 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:41,558 I cannot believe this. 148 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:43,517 I'm so sorry. 149 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,432 You should be. 150 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:47,390 Well, let me make it up to you. 151 00:05:47,433 --> 00:05:49,392 No, cut it out! 152 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:51,525 The Georgie store is closed. 153 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:56,486 Yeah, I never thought Mandy'd be the one to blow this up. 154 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:58,009 Me, neither. 155 00:05:58,053 --> 00:06:00,751 But I'll take it. 156 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:05,626 Mornin'. 157 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,802 Hey. 158 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:10,761 Sure is humid out there. 159 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,633 Gonna make my hair all frizzy. 160 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,201 You gonna pretend like you didn't 161 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:17,377 hear us fightin' last night? 162 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:19,944 That was my plan, yes. 163 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:23,383 Did you know about the credit cards? 164 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,775 Uh... 165 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,168 yeah. 166 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:28,039 Didn't think to give me a heads-up? 167 00:06:28,082 --> 00:06:30,085 Oh, I thought about-- 168 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:32,609 Ooh, cinnamon. Yum. 169 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:35,699 Hey, Ruben, let me ask you a question. 170 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,266 If you knew a secret that affected a family member, 171 00:06:37,308 --> 00:06:38,485 you'd tell him, right? 172 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:39,964 What are you pulling him into this for? 173 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:41,401 I'd like a fresh perspective. 174 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,532 Well? 175 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:43,533 Well, what kind of secret? 176 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:44,926 A little white lie, 177 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:47,145 or your sister's actually your mom? 178 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:49,757 That's a thing? 179 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,802 When you're 16, pregnant and Catholic, yeah. 180 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:54,152 Well, his daughter owes a ton of money 181 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:55,415 and he didn't tell me about it. 182 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,590 Ooh, juicy. 183 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:57,591 How much? 184 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:58,722 Okay, that's enough. 185 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:00,158 Let's get back to work. 186 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:01,246 No, I'd like to hear what he's got to say. 187 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,465 Georgie! 188 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,075 Fine. 189 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,165 That baby even his? 190 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:09,472 You're on thin ice, pal. 191 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,908 Oh, come on, I told you about my mom. 192 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:12,693 Go. 193 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,478 SPOKESPERSON: ...get your taxes in order and into the mail. 194 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:18,002 SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers ripped the Sabers four to-- 195 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,613 SPOKESPERSON: So don't get too comfortable-- 196 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:20,614 SPORTSCASTER: In sports... 197 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,137 Got a minute? Why? 198 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,268 You gonna kiss me and tell me 199 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:25,314 your mother's your sister? 200 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:26,489 What? 201 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,404 Never mind. 202 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:30,711 Here. 203 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:32,234 What's this? 204 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:34,323 It's all my credit card bills, everything. 205 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,281 Mastercard, American Express, 206 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,545 Visa, Discover. 207 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:40,155 Are there any you don't have? 208 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:41,983 They came to me, I didn't go to them. 209 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:45,203 Whoa, what's this charge for? 210 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:47,467 Um, a purse. 211 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:48,772 Just one? 212 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:51,383 A really nice one. 213 00:07:51,427 --> 00:07:53,473 I'm assuming it didn't have Velcro. 214 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:55,909 What about this one? 215 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:57,302 Uh, that would be shoes. 216 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,608 And this one? 217 00:07:58,652 --> 00:07:59,957 Shoes. 218 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,611 What's the Plaza? 219 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,352 Uh, that's a hotel in New York City... 220 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,876 across the street from a really great shoe store. 221 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,183 You went to New York to buy shoes? 222 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:10,098 Well, I also saw a taping of Saturday Night Live, 223 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:11,273 which was free. 224 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,972 What's this St. Joseph's Medical Center? 225 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:16,974 Oh, that, um... 226 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,846 that was an emergency room visit. 227 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:20,325 What happened to you? 228 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,066 It wasn't me, it was a friend of mine. 229 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,328 What happened to her? 230 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:26,070 It was a him, and he had an accident. 231 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:29,117 Okay, but why did you pay the bill? 232 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,423 'Cause he was my boyfriend, and he had no money. 233 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,207 You had no money. 234 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:35,123 Yeah, but I had the credit card. 235 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:38,692 Well, did he pay you back?No. 236 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,215 Well, he's gonna. Where's he live? 237 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:42,217 I don't know, it was a long time ago. 238 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,480 What's his name?Look, just drop it, okay? 239 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,699 This is my problem. 240 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:47,527 Once again, it's our problem! 241 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:48,745 Don't yell at me! 242 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,573 I'm not yelling, I'm freakin' out! 243 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:58,320 SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers ripped the Sabers 14-3. 244 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,888 The Canadiens got past the Flames 7-6. 245 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:02,542 Denfield scored three times, 246 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,021 helping the Penguins past the Jets... 247 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:06,023 Want a hug? 248 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:08,243 Sure. 249 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,119 ♪ 250 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:17,731 All right. 251 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,385 Thought of a way you could make it up to me. 252 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:24,128 Georgie, when I found out you knocked up my daughter, 253 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,000 I was gonna shoot ya. 254 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:27,654 I didn't. 255 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,046 We're square. 256 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,222 Mandy paid some guy's medical bills. 257 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:32,659 What's his name? 258 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,574 [chuckles] You're not gonna quit, are ya? 259 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:38,142 St. Joseph's Medical Center. 260 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,536 Oh, that's a chunk of change. 261 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,712 And I'm gonna get it. What's his name? 262 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,105 Why don't you ask Mandy? 263 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:45,672 I did. She won't tell me. 264 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,284 Look, if I tell you, 265 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:50,938 it has to stay secret. 266 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:54,506 Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye. 267 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:57,597 We're not on the monkey bars, just say you promise. 268 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,294 Promise. 269 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,863 Thank you. 270 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,735 Georgie. 271 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,217 You're a good man. 272 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,828 I try, sir. 273 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,529 So glad I didn't shoot him. 274 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,403 ♪ 275 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:28,802 Can I help you? 276 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,760 You know a girl name of Mandy McAllister? 277 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,457 I used to, why? 278 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,938 You owe her a bunch of money. 279 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,636 Who are you? 280 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:37,941 I'm her husband. 281 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,682 Oh, damn, she got married? 282 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:43,860 I always thought someday we'd have a reconciliation. 283 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:46,210 Yeah, well, you snooze, you lose. 284 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,299 You're kinda young, ain't ya? 285 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,693 I live a healthy lifestyle, I stay out of the sun. 286 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,129 What are we gonna do about this? 287 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,479 Oh, yeah, I've been meaning to pay her back. 288 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,220 Well, now's your chance. 289 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:58,396 Come on in. 290 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,313 You see her mom much? 291 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:03,575 Why? 292 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,577 I always thought she was kinda hot. 293 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:08,232 Oh, ew. 294 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,152 You sure you don't want a beer? 295 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,850 No, thank you. 296 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,765 Now, how we gonna handle this money situation? 297 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:22,290 Simple. I'll, uh, write you a check. 298 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,727 All right, then. 299 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,598 I appreciate you being cool about this. 300 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,863 Well, making amends is one of the steps of being sober. 301 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,518 Ain't not drinking like step number one? 302 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:37,087 Oh, yeah, but that's beer, that don't count. 303 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,613 You know, Mandy was right to break up with me. 304 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,615 I wasn't in a great place. 305 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,795 Worse than now?Way worse. 306 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,710 The night she dumped me, I fell down a flight of stairs. 307 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,581 Ouch. Good thing I was drunk. 308 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,714 Only broke a wrist. 309 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,672 That's what that medical bill was. 310 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,152 Still clicks. 311 00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,544 Hear it? 312 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:00,545 [clicking]Oh, yeah. 313 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,938 Like a Bic pen. 314 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:06,377 Well, anyways, here you go. 315 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,639 Thank you. 316 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,426 Are y'all gonna have kids? 317 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,602 We got one, little girl. 318 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,735 Aw, well, maybe I can come meet her sometime. 319 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,084 I guess. 320 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,346 Where you live? 321 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,305 Alabama. 322 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,918 Well, shoot, leaving the state would be a parole violation. 323 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,920 Well, that's a shame. Good luck to ya. 324 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,755 I'm sorry, sir, this check is no good. 325 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:39,193 Yeah, I had a feeling. Thank you. 326 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,065 Hey. 327 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,588 Hey. What the hell? 328 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,894 You gave me a bad check. 329 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:48,158 Yeah, sorry. Wait here, I'll get you cash. 330 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,165 ♪ 331 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,343 [sighs] 332 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,433 You're awful quiet. You all right? 333 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,174 Just tired. 334 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,610 Busy day? 335 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,743 Busy, busy. 336 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,485 Connor, why don't you be a member of this family 337 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,443 and join us for once? 338 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:13,705 I'm good. 339 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,491 Well, I'm not. 340 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,623 Would you like to join me? 341 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,364 No. 342 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,584 Just know, you're always welcome. 343 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,848 Just so you know, 344 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,371 I'm gonna be working three nights a week at the diner, 345 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,112 start chipping away at those credit cards. 346 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,592 What about CeeCee? 347 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,681 Amanda and I have already discussed it. 348 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:33,987 Grandma's on the job. 349 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,379 Well, if I'm around, I can-- 350 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,903 Grandma's got it! 351 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,558 Hey, Mr. McAllister, if you're open to it, 352 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:41,995 I've got some ideas as to how 353 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,213 I can be making more money at the store. 354 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,301 What you thinking? 355 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,825 Well, we got a tow truck 356 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,565 that mostly just sits there. 357 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,654 Why ain't we out there rescuing folks with flat tires? 358 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:52,179 'Cause the police always call Fagenbacher's Texaco 359 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,658 when someone needs a tow. 360 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,356 I get it, but what if I were to tell you 361 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,359 my Meemaw has some cop friends as a result of her... 362 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,187 previous endeavors? 363 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,579 AUDREY: Endeavors? 364 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,973 You mean an illegal gambling room? 365 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:07,020 We also had a perfectly legal video store to clean the money. 366 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,979 Georgie, where are you going with this? 367 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:12,503 Don't worry, everything will be aboveboard. 368 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,505 We can sponsor the police softball team, 369 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,159 make donations to their charity funds. 370 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,508 With what money? 371 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:18,945 I got a credit card. 372 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,993 You know, it's actually not a terrible idea. 373 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,082 There you go. Great minds think alike. 374 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,520 As long as I don't have to drive that truck at night... 375 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:30,521 I'm in. 376 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,567 No, sir, I'll do it. 377 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,874 I'll get a pager, be on call 24/7. 378 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,354 What if someone were to "accidentally" 379 00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:40,227 drop a box of nails over on Main Street? 380 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,794 Mom. 381 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,274 I'm trying to pay off your credit card, 382 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,841 so back off! 383 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,975 I like it. Keep thinking. 384 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,021 Can someone pass the salt? 385 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,589 Thank you. 386 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,897 ♪ 387 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,770 You realize with you working nights and me on a tow truck, 388 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,772 we might not be seeing a lot of each other. 389 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,078 I know. 390 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,601 Or a lot of CeeCee. 391 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,342 Well, we'll have a family reunion 392 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:09,909 when we get out of the hole I dug. 393 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,954 Sounds like a plan. 394 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,653 You're really wonderful, Georgie Cooper. 395 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:16,828 I know. 396 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,135 I am what you call "a catch." 397 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,964 Okay, don't get carried away with yourself. 398 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,705 I'm just saying, for a long time I thought 399 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,750 I was the lucky one in this relationship, 400 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,274 but maybe it's you. 401 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,451 Or maybe we're both lucky. 402 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,801 No, I'm pretty sure it's you. 403 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,411 You jerk. 404 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,722 Hey, if it's really important to you, 405 00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:43,333 I-I'll reach out to my ex and try to get the money back. 406 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,769 Oh, no, no, no, you don't want that. 407 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,684 Best leave it in the past. 408 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:48,904 Okay. 409 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,951 Just promise me, no more secrets. 410 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,082 I promise. 411 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,736 You sure? 412 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,304 If there's anything you need to tell me, now's the time. 413 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,394 Nothing. 414 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,265 What about you? 415 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,614 Nothing. 416 00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:04,964 What you see is what you get. 417 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,835 'Kay. Love you. 418 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:07,923 Love you, too. 419 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,546 ♪ 420 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,639 Well, this is a sad sight. 421 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,119 What took so long? 422 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,339 Sorry. Had to fix a couple flats over on Main. 423 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,470 What's the trouble? 424 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,124 Don't know. It just conked out. 425 00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,779 Well, you buy a foreign car, you take your chances. 426 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,433 It's British. 427 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,044 [British accent]: We're saying the same thing, gov'nah. 428 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:45,961 Hey, Georgie. 429 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,876 Oh, hey, Lisa. 430 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,138 Thanks for the call. 431 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,445 Thanks for the softball uniforms. 432 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,839 [siren whoops] 433 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,754 ♪ 434 00:16:56,798 --> 00:17:00,062 Oh, what a cute baby. 435 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,107 Thanks. 436 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,673 How old is this little guy? 437 00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,066 Just turned one. 438 00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:06,242 Oh, I got a daughter about that age. 439 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,548 She's at home with my mom. 440 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,593 Probably putting her to bed soon. 441 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,596 It's been a while since I missed story time. 442 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:16,078 [voice breaking]: Okay, let me tell you the specials. 443 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,689 The soup of the day is tomato 444 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,430 and, uh, we also have a chicken-fried steak 445 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,214 with a side of mashed potatoes. 446 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:25,261 You don't want to miss out on the pecan pie. 447 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,048 [sobbing] 448 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:36,272 ANSWERING MACHINE: You have one new message. 449 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,795 [beeps] 450 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,406 JAY LENO: Hey, Connor. Jay Leno here. 451 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,236 Just wanted to say thanks for the care package. 452 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,977 You know, you could never... have too many socks. 453 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,284 Anyway, listen, hey, if you're ever in L.A., 454 00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,547 if you want to come by and jam with The Tonight Showband, 455 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,375 the guys would love it. See ya. 456 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,681 [machine beeps] 457 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,164 AUDREY: Connor? 458 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,649 Captioning sponsored by CBS 459 00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:08,652 WARNER BROS. TELEVISION 460 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,655 and TOYOTA. 461 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,702 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org