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♪
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What's that old saying?
Read 'em and weep.
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Damn it.
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Good job, partner.
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Is this really your first time
playing bridge?
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[chuckles]
Guess I'm just lucky.
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I mean, look at the family
I married into.
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Are we done?
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No, we're going again.
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If you insist.
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You better not be hustling us.
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I can't believe
you would accuse me of that.
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Amanda, you need
to up your game.
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[scoffs] I'll do you one better.
I'm up and I'm out.
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You can't quit in the middle.
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Well, I think
I hear the baby.
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I think I hear a baby, too.
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Oh, come on, Mandy,
we're having fun.
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Are we?
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Tell you what,
why don't we switch partners?
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I'll play
with your mama.
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Now we're talking.
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Aw, why do I get Mandy?
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I'm not that bad.
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You are.
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Am I?
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Oh, what do I know?
I'm just a beginner.
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♪
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[coos]
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Can't believe I just
spent my Friday night
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playing bridge
with my parents.
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I'm a hundred years old.
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Guess that makes me only 89.
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Sorry.
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When did this become our life?
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What's wrong with spending
time with your folks?
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Nothing, I just miss
having a social life.
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We have a social life.
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We got your mom, dad, brother,
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my mom, meemaw,
sister...
Okay, okay.
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And if you count our TV friends,
we got Tony Danza, Frasier...
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Stop.
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In the meantime,
you're looking
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pretty good for an old lady.
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Oh, really?
Is that so?
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That is so. What do you say
I get you out of them bloomers
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and see what happens?
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"Bloomers"?
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Ain't that what you old biddies
wear under your frock?
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Please stop talking.
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♪
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Oh, my God,
how long does it take
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to finish
a slice of pie?
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I know, but it's
kind of romantic
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the way they look at each other.
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What makes you think
they're a couple?
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Maybe they're
brother and sister
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in some kind of
sick relationship.[scoffs]
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What is wrong with you?
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I'm not rooting for it.
I said it was sick.
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Hey, I'm gonna
grab a drink
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when we get off.
You want to come?
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Wow, I can't remember the last
time I went out for a drink.
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Is that a yes?
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I-I don't know, my husband's
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at home with the baby.
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Well, if it's too
much trouble...
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Oh, no, it's no trouble,
I'm coming.
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Hi, can I get anything else
for you or your wife?
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No, she's my sister.
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[whispering]:
Oh, my God.
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[country music playing]
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Huh. Look at me.
It's after 9:00,
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I'm not only out,
I'm awake.
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And your husband didn't mind
staying home with the baby?
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Oh, no, he loves it.
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That's nice.
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My ex loved babies, too.
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Why'd you break up?
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He made a baby
with another woman.
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Oh. Sorry.
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No, it's okay.
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Yeah, he's that
bitch's problem now.
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Man, I hate bitches.
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No, it's fine,
I got my son, my freedom,
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now it's my turn to have fun.
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And, now, when you
say "fun," you mean...
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Sex with men
I barely know.
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Okay, well,
I won't be doing that,
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but I will be
cheering for you.
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Thank you!
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You go, hoebag.
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[gunfire on TV]
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Hey. What are you
still doing up?
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Just watching Rambo III.
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You'd think it'd answer
a lot of questions
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from I and II, but it don't.
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Did you have fun?
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It was okay.
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Mandy...
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I had a nice time.
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Mandy...
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Okay, I had a great time.
[sighs]
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Good, I'm glad.
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It was so nice
to hang out with a woman
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who didn't
give birth to me.
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Well, a couple
pretty women at the bar,
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you must have gotten hit on.
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Actually, not at all.
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Oh. Well, they must've
saw your wedding ring
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and didn't want
to be disrespectful.
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Good. Yeah.
That's why.
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Well, just so you know,
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your daughter and I had
a pretty fun night, too.
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She discovered
farting in the bathtub.
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Aw, and I missed it?
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Don't worry, if she's
anything like her daddy,
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she'll do it again.
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[Mandy laughs]
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Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
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Shoot.
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When you got married,
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did you still have
other friends?
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Oh, yeah, tons.
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What about after
you had kids?
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Oh, no,
life as I knew it ended.
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But you were fine
with that, right?
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I get the feeling
you want me to say yes.
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I don't know, Mandy's
just got in my head
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about us having
a social life.
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So? You must have
lots of friends.
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I do.
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I mean, I did.
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Maybe I don't.
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Well, hang in there.
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When CeeCee gets a little older,
she'll make friends
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and you'll pretend
to like their parents.
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Maybe I will like 'em.
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You won't,
they're awful.
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You know, after
work on Fridays,
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me and my buddies play
a little half-court basketball.
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Cool.
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Yeah, and after we grab pizza
and beer.
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Sounds fun.
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[chuckling]:
It is. It really is.
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I've gone with them.
It's a good time.
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GEORGIE:
"Then he nibbled a hole
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"in the cocoon,
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"pushed his way out,
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and he was
a beautiful butterfly."
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But you knew that.
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'Cause Daddy's read
this story 118 times.
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Uh-huh. Okay.
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All right, let me
call you right back.
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Hey, uh, my friend Beth
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invited me over
to her place tonight.
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Oh, I think your parents
were hoping we'd play cards.
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Yeah, I'm well aware.
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Okay, you should go.
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Well, you don't sound so sure.
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Well, I just thought
you and I would hang out.
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Well, why don't you
come with me?
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I know Beth wants to meet you.
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I ain't gonna get in the way
of your girl talk?
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[chuckles]
Girl talk? What's girl talk?
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I don't know.
Guys' butts, panties?
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Put on a clean shirt,
you're coming with me.
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She's asleep.
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Kind of bummed we lost
our bridge partners.
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I'll play with you.
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That's nice,
but it's a four-person game.
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We could play something else.
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How about Scrabble?
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How about something
I'm good at?
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Reading on the toilet
is not a game, Jim.
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CONNOR:
I have a game
we can play.
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I'm a thing.
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You have 20 questions. Go.
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I don't want
to play that.
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I do.
Are you a vegetable?
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No. 19.
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What kind of
first question is that?
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It's too specific.
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I thought you
weren't playing.
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I'm not, but if I was,
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I'd ask a better
first question.
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Like what?
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Like, "Are you
a living thing?"
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No. 18.
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Great question.
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But now we know it's not alive.
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It is a good question, right?
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Yes. 17.
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You're counting that?
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Yes. 16.
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Oh, come on!
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So how did
you two meet?
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She came into the Laundromat
I was working at,
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and I asked her out.
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Laundromat. Sexy.
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It was really a front for
a backroom gambling operation.
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That sexy enough for you?
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She was worried
I was a little too young,
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so I lied about my age.
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Mm-hmm. You sure did.
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Hey, you lied
about your age, too.
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Anyhoo, too much tequila,
not enough condoms,
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here we are.
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Nice.
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I eventually
told her the truth.
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Yep. And we fell in love.
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That's sweet, you started
with lies and ended with love.
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I went the other way.
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[door closes]
TODD: Hello?
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Oh, that's my son. In here.
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Hey.
Hey, Todd.
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Todd, this is Mandy and Georgie.
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Georgie Cooper?
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Yeah.
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Didn't you go to Medford High?
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Yeah, a while ago.
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Your dad was the football coach,
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you had the genius brother.
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I'm sorry, did you two
go to high school together?
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He was a year
ahead of me.
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Wait, how old are you?
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Nineteen.
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Now you know
why he lied. [laughs]
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So, did you graduate?
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No, I dropped out
my junior year.
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Oh, that's so cool.
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- No, it's not.
- Not cool.
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If I didn't,
we never would've met.
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'Cause you would've
been in homeroom?
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Well, Todd, I'm sure you've
got a lot of stuff to do.
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You don't want to hang out
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with us old folks...
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and Georgie.
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I'm gonna go work
on my dirt bike.
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You got a dirt bike?
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Yamaha YZ250.
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Oh, sweet.
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- You want to see it?
- Can I?
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Go ahead.
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[laughing awkwardly]
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So, 19...
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Yeah, he's-he's very mature
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- for his age.
- I'm sure.
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And, you know, most days
I-I don't even think about it.
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And why would you?
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He's a good father
and a hard worker.
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I bet the sex is amazing.
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Oh, well, he does bring
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a certain youthful energy
to the party.
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Do tell.
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I think I've told enough.
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You know, sometimes I look
at Todd's friends and...
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Oh, Beth, no.
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What? You married one.
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Yeah.
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How long you had it?
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Six months.
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My dad bought it for me
during the divorce
264
00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:46,193
- so I'd be on his side.
- Did it work?
265
00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,369
No, my mom bought me a Nintendo.
266
00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,197
Kind of balanced things out.
267
00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:53,854
You know, people don't talk much
about the upsides of divorce.
268
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,334
So, what's it like
being married?
269
00:09:57,335 --> 00:10:00,642
Well, I guess it's like having
a girlfriend you live with.
270
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,296
Cool.
271
00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:04,820
What's it like
having a girlfriend?
272
00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,430
It's good.
273
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,563
I mean, you got to buy 'em
presents and watch dumb movies,
274
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:11,001
but overall
it's worth it.
275
00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:13,350
So I bet you get
to do it all the time.
276
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,222
Well, I'm a gentleman.
277
00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:18,051
B-But I did say "worth it."
278
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,835
It's not weird that she's old?
279
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,403
She ain't old,
she's older.
280
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:25,188
Also, do not let her
hear you say that.
281
00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:27,451
Sorry, I don't mean
nothing by it.
282
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,192
New school nurse is hot.
283
00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:31,194
And she's like 23.
284
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,195
There you go.
285
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,458
What we doing here?
286
00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:35,546
Just tightening
the brakes.
287
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,462
Well, let me help you.
288
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,117
Hey, isn't your sister
a freshman this year?
289
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,336
We've talked about this.
290
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,382
Older's better.
291
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,476
Okay, so we know
it's not musical.
292
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,478
We know
it's not a machine.
293
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,611
But it is man-made.
294
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:58,569
Got to be smart
about this.
295
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,007
You're the one
who wasted two questions.
296
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,704
Well, they shouldn't
have counted.
297
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,880
But they did, didn't they?
298
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,708
How can we be sure
this isn't
299
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,884
some stupid thing
only he knows exists?
300
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,670
Good point.
301
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,455
Do it.
302
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:17,459
Are you some stupid thing
only you know exists?
303
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:19,765
No.
304
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,027
Twelve.
305
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,289
So you're sure
we'd know...?
306
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,507
No, don't waste one.
307
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,031
It's something we know.
308
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,293
Okay, okay.
309
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,296
Damn, this is
stressful.
310
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,254
If it's too much, we can stop.
311
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,867
No shame admitting defeat.
312
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,826
Make coffee.
On it.
313
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,266
That was fun.
314
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,833
Thanks for letting me
tag along.
315
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,706
Mm-hmm.
316
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:51,057
Crazy you and Todd went
to school together.
317
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,580
I know.
318
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:55,322
My meemaw would call that
"quite the coinkydink."
319
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,540
Hey.
320
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:57,585
Listen, Todd invited me
321
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,065
to ride dirt bikes tomorrow.
322
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,066
You're not doing that.
323
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,197
Why?
324
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,416
You have a child.
It's dangerous.
325
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,765
I'll wear a helmet.
326
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:04,679
No.
327
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,769
Todd's mom lets him do it.
328
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,774
What did you say?
329
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,167
What?
330
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,864
"Todd's mom lets him do it,"
331
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:16,778
like I'm your mom?
332
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,127
That ain't
what I meant.
333
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,172
Well, that's
what it sounded like.
334
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,608
Well, if you don't like it,
335
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,349
maybe you should stop
acting like my mom.
336
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,568
[grunts]
You-- I--
337
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:27,311
You are in trouble, mister.
338
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,837
Oh, don't you roll
your eyes at me.
339
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,323
How about this?
340
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,151
I like it.
341
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,370
You sure?
342
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,851
Do it.
343
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,331
Are you something
in this house?
344
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,898
Yes.
345
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,378
Yes!
Good job.
346
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,293
Teamwork, babe.
347
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,164
MANDY:
You are not playing
with my friend's son!
348
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:58,778
GEORGIE:
I'm a grown man,
I can play with whoever I want.
349
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,344
Trouble in paradise.
350
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,868
We're back.
351
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,130
We heard.
352
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,131
CeeCee good?
353
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,349
Sound asleep.
354
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,524
You two okay?
355
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,830
I don't want to talk about it.
356
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,136
All righty.
357
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,441
We're playing 20 Questions
358
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,747
if you'd like to join.
359
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,576
No.
360
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:19,320
Anyone else glad she said no?
361
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,284
That was great.
362
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,025
I haven't ridden in years.
363
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,287
Why'd you stop?
364
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,028
Oh, you know, got busy.
365
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,030
Wife, baby, job.
366
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,293
How old are you?
367
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:38,686
Nineteen...
368
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,862
and a half, basically 20.
369
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,168
You should see his wife.
370
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,169
She's hot.
371
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,344
Hey!
372
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,867
I mean, thank you, but hey.
373
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,696
All right,
who's ready for some beer?
374
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:49,958
- Oh, yeah, count me in.
- Please.
375
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,438
Thought we were gonna ride
some more?
376
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:52,439
We are.
377
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,093
After drinking?
378
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,398
I thought you said he was cool.
379
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,486
I'm cool.
380
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:57,748
[laughter]
381
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,315
I drive a tow truck.
I've seen stuff.
382
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,230
Believe me, safe is cool.
383
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,579
[laughter]
384
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,407
At least eat something
to coat your stomach.
385
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:07,715
I'm sorry, our mommies
didn't pack us any snacks.
386
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,936
Well, that's all right, I got
some string cheese in the truck.
387
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:20,249
So, is your husband out
with his little friends?
388
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,903
Don't call them that.
389
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,035
Sorry.
390
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,036
Is your husband out
391
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,560
with his big-boy friends?
392
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,692
Can you stop
enjoying this?
393
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,607
No.
394
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,609
I'm not upset
he's out with friends.
395
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,611
I'm upset he's doing
something dangerous.
396
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,570
Well, why didn't
you tell him not to?
397
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,355
I did.
He didn't listen.
398
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,443
Well...
399
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:43,055
he is at that
rebellious age.
400
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,404
I'm serious.
401
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,796
[chuckles]
402
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,190
Georgie has a lot
of very good qualities,
403
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,018
but he's so much
younger than you.
404
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,455
It was bound to a problem
at some point.
405
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,456
That's not true.
406
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,980
Really?
407
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,460
Think about what you were
doing when you were 19.
408
00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,768
Well, I was in college,
so I was...
409
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:04,164
going to all my classes
and studying a lot.
410
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,557
Okay, but it's different
because I didn't have a child.
411
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:10,561
[laughing]:
And now you've
got two of 'em.
412
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,913
[country music playing]
413
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:18,046
Check out the cowboy at the bar.
414
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:21,267
Oh, that's not a cowboy,
that's my dentist.
415
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,704
Ooh, Dr. Cowboy.
416
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,358
I have a cleaning
next week.
417
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,881
Can you not ruin it?
418
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,230
He married?
419
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,145
Um, I don't know,
he wears gloves.
420
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,842
I'm gonna find out.
421
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,235
Wait, you're just
gonna leave me here?
422
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,282
I guess you are.
423
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,850
Not a chance.
[chuckles]
424
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,897
But thank you.
425
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,510
All right, Richie,
this is you.
426
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,121
[sighs]
Later.
427
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,385
Wait, here's
your keys.
428
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,954
Someday you'll
thank me!
429
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,043
Little punk.
430
00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,696
All right,
who's next?
431
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,742
I guess I am, Mr. Cooper.
432
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,526
It's Georgie, it's just Georgie.
433
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,486
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
434
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,794
♪
435
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,018
What?
436
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,324
I'm gonna take off.
437
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,501
- Okay.
- Hi, Mandy.
438
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:22,720
Hi, Dr. Piccardo.
439
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,246
Okay, sure.
440
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,687
[pager buzzing]
441
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,472
Huh.
442
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,693
♪
443
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:41,608
Hi.
Hey.
444
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,044
Thanks for coming.
445
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,393
What happened to your buddy?
446
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,004
Oh, she's, um...
447
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,355
getting a cavity filled.
448
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,225
Let's go home.
449
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,226
Are you sure?
We're here.
450
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,227
I can buy you a drink.
451
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,489
Or if they card me,
452
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,056
you can buy me a drink.
453
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,754
I think I'd rather go home
and watch my daughter sleep.
454
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,582
Oh, that's
my favorite thing.
455
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,062
How was your night?
456
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,063
You want the truth?
457
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,021
Yeah.
458
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,632
Teenagers suck.
459
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:12,943
Okay. We know it's not
a tangible object.
460
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:13,944
It can't be bought.
461
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:14,989
It's odorless.
462
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,817
And it's in this room right now.
463
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,253
We only have one question left.
464
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,254
We have to guess.
465
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,301
What are you thinking?
466
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,826
Agreed.
467
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,829
Go for it.
468
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,962
Are you time?
469
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,442
Ooh, good guess.
470
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,010
- Did we get it?
- No.
471
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,012
- Son of a bitch!
- Damn it!
472
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,274
So, what was it?
473
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,886
Sorry, you're out of questions.
474
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,410
You're really not
gonna tell us?
475
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,282
Thanks for playing.
476
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,501
You get back here
right now
477
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,504
and you tell us!
478
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,896
I don't know why you like him.
479
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,289
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