1 00:00:02,703 --> 00:00:03,704 (TV playing indistinctly) 2 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:06,207 Aikman's looking good today. 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,842 He just threw an interception. 4 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:11,379 I didn't say he was playing good. 5 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:14,115 You can't even see his face behind the helmet. 6 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,617 I didn't say his face. 7 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:18,319 -Hey. -Hi. 8 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:19,787 Hey, how was the park? 9 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,190 Oh, CeeCee had a little incident. 10 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,525 Yeah, she drop one in the sandbox again? 11 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,795 No, she saved that for the walk home. 12 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,163 Come on, stinky. 13 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,698 Well, what happened? 14 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,500 Oh, she bit a kid. 15 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,535 Oh, boy. You got to get on that. 16 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:35,869 We did. 17 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,371 We explained to her that biting is wrong, 18 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:40,141 and if she's upset, she should use her words. 19 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:41,942 Ugh. 20 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,077 What? 21 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:45,713 Here's a word: pathetic. 22 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:48,382 It's pathetic to teach my daughter right from wrong? 23 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:51,252 Look, honey, Aikman's bending over to tie his shoe. 24 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,454 No, it's ridiculous to think 25 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,090 you can reason with a two year old. 26 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:57,391 Well, what would you have done? 27 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:58,526 Bite her back. 28 00:00:58,626 --> 00:01:00,261 You're joking. 29 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,895 She ain't. 30 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:03,997 I'm not biting my daughter. 31 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,899 Worked on you. 32 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,668 You bit me? 33 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:11,038 You bit me. Only once. 34 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,307 You let her bite me? 35 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:16,244 Only once. 36 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,680 * * 37 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,201 (coos) 38 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,311 Hey. (sighs) 39 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,779 Are you worried about CeeCee? 40 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:53,347 Right now? No. 41 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:57,084 Yeah, but what if she's that weird bitey kid 42 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,086 that nobody wants to play with? 43 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:02,323 -That'd be awful. -No, I-I'm serious. 44 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,792 (sighs) This kind of stuff follows you around. 45 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:07,395 I-I knew this kid who wet himself in kindergarten, 46 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,062 and then, all through high school, he was "Pee-Pee Peter." 47 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:13,634 It ain't a big deal. Sometimes, two year olds bite. 48 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,603 Well, did you? 49 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,638 No, Missy was the biter. 50 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:20,808 But she mostly bit Sheldon, so who could blame her? 51 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,076 Well, what got her to stop? 52 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,346 I taught her to do purple nurples instead. 53 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,816 Is that what you're gonna teach our daughter? 54 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,318 The playground's rough. 55 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:33,086 If you ain't the nurpler, you're the nurplee. 56 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,589 How are you the father of my child? 57 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,225 Let me show you. 58 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,633 MANDY: Come on, CeeCee, you have to get dressed. 59 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:48,101 -CEECEE: No. -I'm serious. 60 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,003 -CEECEE: No. -Come on. Arms up... 61 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,373 -MANDY: (gasps) Ow! -(CeeCee laughs) 62 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,007 MANDY: That's it, you are in time-out. 63 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:55,776 You are going to sit here 64 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,845 -and think about what you did. -No. 65 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,951 How's it going in there? 66 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,386 Fine. 67 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:06,420 Really? 68 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,323 'Cause it sounded like she bit you. 69 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:12,293 Which is why she's in time-out. 70 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,595 Mm, in her room with her toys. 71 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,697 I hope she's okay. 72 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:20,401 She is my daughter and I will raise her how I see fit. 73 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,603 -(CeeCee screaming) -(door thumping) 74 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,140 (CeeCee crying) 75 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,176 Sounds like you've got this. 76 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,950 What are you smiling about? 77 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,253 CeeCee bit Mandy. 78 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,322 You're happy about that? 79 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:44,191 Yes. 80 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:45,559 Very mature. 81 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,995 Georgie, if one of you would just bite her back, 82 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,897 this would all end. 83 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:52,700 All I know is I love and support my wife. 84 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,368 Well done, young man. 85 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,270 You agree with him? 86 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,572 If I say yes, you gonna bite me? 87 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,574 Good one. 88 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,743 I hope she bites you both. 89 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,079 Was she like this when you married her? 90 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:08,649 Believe it or not, she's mellowed. 91 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,254 Hey. 92 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,156 You're here early. 93 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:18,257 Yeah, things are a little tense at the house. 94 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:19,493 Sorry. 95 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:22,830 -That's it? -What? 96 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,065 Well, this is usually when you say something stupid like, 97 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:27,801 "Did Mandy come to her senses and kick you out?" 98 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,539 (laughs) I love that I'm in your head this much. 99 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,207 What's going on? 100 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,109 CeeCee's been biting people, 101 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,811 and Mandy and her mom are knocking heads 102 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,246 over how to handle it. 103 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:40,614 Biting people? 104 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,215 You feeding her enough? 105 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,118 I'm sure it's just a phase. 106 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,521 When my dog was a puppy and he'd bite stuff, 107 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,057 I'd give him a rubber bone to chew on. 108 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:54,862 You want me to give my daughter a bone like a dog? 109 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:55,796 Why not? 110 00:04:56,797 --> 00:05:00,000 I'm sure there's a good reason, I just can't think of it. 111 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,537 The bumpy ones also clean their teeth. 112 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,708 (door opens) 113 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,143 What you reading? 114 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,979 Book on parenting. 115 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,747 Anything helpful? 116 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,783 I don't know. Maybe. 117 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:18,085 We could put on a little play with stuffed animals 118 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,987 to show her how biting hurts. 119 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,923 Hmm. My mom made me do a Christmas play once. 120 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:23,991 I was a sheep. 121 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,926 Great, you can be a sheep again. 122 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:29,196 Don't typecast me. I got range. 123 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:31,331 Hey, how would you feel about 124 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,834 giving her a rubber bone to chew on? 125 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,003 Like a dog? 126 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,171 I know it sounds ridiculous. 127 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,508 It's way past ridiculous, it's nuts. 128 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:41,842 Right. 129 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,677 But why? 130 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,180 -MANDY: Okay, you ready? -GEORGIE: Yeah. 131 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,349 Okay, CeeCee, 132 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:52,152 Mommy and Daddy are gonna put on a little show for you. 133 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,522 (low-pitched): Aww, who are you? 134 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:57,391 (low-pitched): I'm Doodles the dog. 135 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,692 Who are you? 136 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,529 GEORGIE: I'm Billy Bob the bear. 137 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:04,364 Hi, Billy Bob. Want to play? 138 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,733 Oh, sure. 139 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,868 But not in the street. 140 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,638 That's dangerous. 141 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:14,475 How about we stick to the script, Billy Bob? 142 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:18,646 Excuse me for trying to squeeze in an extra lesson. 143 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,248 Want to play hide-and-seek? 144 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,116 Sure. I'll hide first. 145 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,052 No. I'll hide first. 146 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,920 Well, too bad. 147 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,022 Well, then, I'm gonna bite you. 148 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,023 (shouts, growls) 149 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,092 Ow. 150 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,260 You bit me. 151 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,295 (laughing) 152 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,999 No, don't clap at that. 153 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,933 Yeah. I'm hurt. 154 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,470 Yay! 155 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,238 (whispers): She might be evil. 156 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:52,079 Hey. 157 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,847 Hi. 158 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,450 Um, I thought you were taking CeeCee to the park. 159 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,051 Well, we had to cut it short. 160 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,587 She bit someone again. 161 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,455 (sighs): Oh, God. No. 162 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,256 It's all right. I handled it. 163 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,192 You didn't bite her, did you? 164 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:06,994 I had no choice. 165 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,229 Not biting her was a choice. 166 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,465 It was just a nibble. 167 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,801 Well, did she cry? 168 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,135 Of course she cried. 169 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,370 She's not used to being disciplined. 170 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,607 You had no right to do that. 171 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:21,642 Well, somebody had to parent her. 172 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,512 I am her parent. I parent her, not you. 173 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,379 Well, maybe I shouldn't watch her anymore. 174 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,949 Well, maybe you shouldn't. 175 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:33,453 Don't blame me if your kid's a cannibal! 176 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,891 (phone ringing) 177 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,229 Cooper residence. 178 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:43,831 Oh, hi, Mandy. 179 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,668 She bit her? 180 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,604 No, of course. 181 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:53,340 You can stay here for as long as you want. 182 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,144 No, no. No thanks necessary. 183 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,714 Okay. Bye. 184 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,854 You do work in mysterious ways. 185 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,928 Can I get anyone another slice? 186 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,630 No, I'm stuffed. 187 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,398 Yeah, you didn't have to make us a pie. 188 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,767 My pleasure. 189 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:22,469 Just one of the many perks of living here. 190 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,404 We ain't living here, it's just a couple days 191 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:25,973 till everybody cools off. 192 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,475 Well, until my mom apologizes. 193 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,410 We might be living here. 194 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,546 I don't wish to speak ill of your mother... 195 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:35,215 Oh, please. Speak ill. Ill away. 196 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:39,385 I just can't believe she would bite that sweet little angel. 197 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:42,222 (scoffs) Well, she ain't exactly been an angel lately. 198 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,892 So, you think biting her was okay? 199 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,293 Well, of course not. 200 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,495 She should've just spanked her like a normal person. 201 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,664 What? We don't spank. 202 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,399 We don't? 203 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,067 No. Wh... 204 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,502 Have you spanked her? 205 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,905 Not yet, but I didn't know we were against it. 206 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,707 (scoffs) Well, we are. 207 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,842 She spanked me, I turned out fine. 208 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,477 I didn't spank him much. 209 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:07,147 You spanked me when I cussed, when I sassed. 210 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,816 Oh, you really spanked me that time I laughed 211 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,651 while you were spanking me. 212 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:13,486 We are not talking about me, we are talking about 213 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:16,924 her nasty mother and how much safer CeeCee is here. 214 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,428 One time, I flushed a cherry bomb down the toilet at school. 215 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,330 I got whupped by the principal, my dad, 216 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,999 even the custodian got in a whack. 217 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:28,001 That's terrible. 218 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,502 Maybe, but that was the last time 219 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,571 I blew up plumbing with fireworks. 220 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,510 Word on the street is, 221 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,980 you finally drove Georgie and Mandy out. 222 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,249 They'll be back. 223 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,885 Till then, I guess it's just the three of us. (exhales) 224 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,386 (sighs) 225 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,521 Like the good old days, huh? 226 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:52,259 Feel free to drive him out, too. 227 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,795 Good one, Pop. (chuckles) 228 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,463 I miss this. 229 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,036 Connor, you think I was a good mother, right? 230 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,204 The best. 231 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,472 Thank you. 232 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,009 I don't know what Amanda's problem is. 233 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,511 You bit her daughter. 234 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:15,683 I knew you were gonna find some way to blame me. 235 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,485 It's the one thing she said not to do. 236 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,553 You always take her side. 237 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,555 Well, I'd love to take your side, but you make it hard. 238 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,391 -AUDREY: You always want to be the good guy. -(sighs) 239 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:25,826 -This just feels right. -JIM: Who doesn't like being the good guy? 240 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,494 AUDREY: Me. Me. I'm the one... 241 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:32,766 What's all this? 242 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,902 Oh, sorry, I was just trying to find something 243 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,269 CeeCee would eat. 244 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,771 I made eggs, but she didn't want that, 245 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,506 so made some pancakes, 246 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:42,575 then she spit that out, so... made some oatmeal. 247 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:43,911 Huh. 248 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,747 We were always more of a "eat what's in front of you" 249 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,148 kind of house. 250 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,550 Well, I just always think it's more important 251 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,486 she gets a good meal than what's easiest for me. 252 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,957 Never thought of it that way. 253 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,526 If I did this at my house, my mom would 254 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,895 roll her eyes so hard she'd pull a muscle. 255 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,598 Well, her generation is kind of set in their ways. 256 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,800 Sure are. 257 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,069 You know, if you think about it, 258 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,739 I am closer to your age than your mom's. 259 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,273 I guess. 260 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,642 I did the math, it's true. 261 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:18,211 Um, listen, I need to run some errands later. 262 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,847 Do you mind watching CeeCee for a few hours? 263 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,949 -I would love to. -Oh, and if she throws a tantrum, 264 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,817 we've been working on taking deep breaths, 265 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,486 so just remind her. 266 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,688 To breathe? 267 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:30,958 Yeah. 268 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,692 You got it. 269 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,165 -Okay, CeeCee, give Nana the block. -CEECEE: No. 270 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,136 Take a deep breath and give Nana the block. 271 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,237 CEECEE: No! 272 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,839 I'm gonna ask one more time. 273 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,407 Give Nana the block. 274 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,509 (gasps) Ow! 275 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,812 -(laughs) -Don't you laugh, you little... 276 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,546 (CeeCee laughing) 277 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:57,985 (door opens) 278 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,686 Sorry I'm late. 279 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,422 I drove to the other house before I remembered. 280 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,025 No problem. Dinner's in the oven. 281 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,693 What happened to you? 282 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:10,130 Ugh. Your daughter threw a block at me. 283 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,999 -You okay? -I'm fine. 284 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,600 (sighs) I'll talk to her. 285 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,769 Mandy already told her to apologize. 286 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:16,937 Good. 287 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,238 She said no. 288 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,974 I don't know what's gotten into her. 289 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,210 -It's not her fault. -Thanks. 290 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,879 -It's yours. -What? I wasn't even here. 291 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,281 Your daughter needs boundaries. 292 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,119 The Bible is very clear. Spare the rod, spoil the child. 293 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,220 Where was that last night 294 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,255 when Mandy was saying, "We don't spank"? 295 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,290 It is not my place to say something, 296 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,126 but someone else could. 297 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,527 Like who? 298 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:44,197 Maybe Mandy's husband or CeeCee's father? 299 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,499 Those are both me. 300 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,436 Oh, Mary, if you have a cookie, 301 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,671 I think I can get her to apologize. 302 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,574 Oh. (clicks tongue) 303 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,478 (sighs) 304 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,047 I thought you were in the shower. 305 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:03,516 No, your mother is in the shower and Missy called next. 306 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:08,055 Hmm. If only there was a place where we had our own bathroom. 307 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,723 You would trade your daughter's safety for a shower? 308 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,525 And a toilet. 309 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,328 Look, your mom went too far, 310 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,197 but CeeCee does need some boundaries. 311 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,765 I mean, she hurt my mom. 312 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,467 So, we should hit her? 313 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,702 It ain't hittin', it's spankin'. 314 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,404 See? No big deal. 315 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,739 Get over my knee and I'll show you. 316 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,410 I can't believe you're not with me on this. 317 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,513 The Bible does say, "Spare the rod, spoil the child." 318 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,448 Since when do you quote the Bible? 319 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,284 It's not me. 320 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,020 It's the house. 321 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,089 Oh, I get it now. This is coming 322 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,091 -from your mother. -What? 323 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,326 Yeah, you two have been talking about what a bad parent I am. 324 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,862 No, what bad parents we are. 325 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,430 'Cause we're a team. 326 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,365 You suck. 327 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,434 GEORGIE: No. We suck. 328 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,103 Remember: team. 329 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,507 (radio static) 330 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,576 DOCTOR OLIVER (over radio): Welcome back to Family Spotlight. 331 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,146 Our next caller wants to ban her sister from her wedding. 332 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,281 Ooh, yummy. 333 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,383 Hi, Jeanette, you're on the air with Dr. Oliver. 334 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,285 Tell me about this sister of yours. 335 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,688 JEANETTE: Well, she announced her pregnancy at my bridal shower. 336 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,590 Boring. 337 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,459 And I think my fiancé's the father. 338 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:20,693 Here we go. 339 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,831 Thanks for calling Family Spotlight, 340 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,866 where our spotlight is on your family. 341 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,502 Our next caller is Mandy from Texas. 342 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,637 Mandy, I understand 343 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,672 you're upset with your mother. 344 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,275 Get this: she bit my daughter. 345 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,245 I'm sorry, did you say "hit" or "bit"? 346 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,013 Oh, "bit" with a "B," 347 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,615 as in "bitch," like my mother. 348 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,985 And why would your mom do this? 349 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,653 My two year old's just going through a biting phase, 350 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,356 and she insisted on teaching her a lesson. 351 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,790 Has she bitten people before? 352 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,692 My daughter or my mother? Doesn't matter. 353 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,627 Yes to both. 354 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,363 AUDREY: Thank you 355 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,065 for letting me know. 356 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,867 What's going on? 357 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,703 Apparently, Amanda is on the radio 358 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,106 saying awful things about me. 359 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,907 Oh, no. 360 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,843 What station? 361 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,045 MANDY (over phone): She thinks her way 362 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,014 is the only way to do things. 363 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,415 I mean, just because she broke my father's spirit, 364 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,616 she thinks she can do the same to me. 365 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:17,850 Hold on, hold on. 366 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,319 We're being told that we actually have 367 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,320 your mom on the other line. 368 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,821 What? No. Don't pick up. 369 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,957 Hi, Audrey, you're on with Dr. Oliver. 370 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,393 I don't know what Amanda has been telling you, 371 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,861 but I was an excellent mother. 372 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,564 You bit your granddaughter. 373 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,033 AUDREY: It was a nibble, 374 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,502 and I was simply teaching her there are consequences 375 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,170 for bad behavior. 376 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,072 With more bad behavior? God... 377 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,640 Let her have it, Doc. 378 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,775 Well, recent studies do suggest 379 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,712 that nonviolent methods like time-outs can be 380 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,247 a more effective form of child-rearing. 381 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,516 Mm-hmm. Bite that, Mom. 382 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,819 Sounds like a load of Yankee psychobabble. 383 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,188 Where are you based out of, Doctor? 384 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,156 Chicago. 385 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,625 Of course you are. 386 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,161 You see what I'm dealing with here? 387 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,496 Welcome to Texas, where we're bitin' and spankin' 388 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,598 all the ding-dang day. 389 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,567 Don't be so dramatic. 390 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,303 Your father spanked you and you survived. 391 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,439 (laughs softly) I got news for you. 392 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,374 He didn't lay a finger on me. 393 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,244 What? 394 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,680 Yeah. Couldn't do it. He just told you he did. 395 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,016 Jim, I know you're listening. Pick up a phone. 396 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,885 JIM: I don't want to. 397 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,487 Jim! 398 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,258 JIM: (sighs) Hello. 399 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,927 That ain't good. All right, thanks. 400 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,131 -What? -Mandy and Mrs. McAllister 401 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,999 are going at it on the radio. 402 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,471 -Really? -Oh, like you don't want to hear. 403 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,473 -A.M. 1060. -Thank you. 404 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,908 JIM (over radio): I couldn't do it. 405 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,977 She would look at me with those big eyes. 406 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,346 Would've been like spanking Bambi. 407 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,084 So it's your fault she's like this. 408 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,952 Like what? Happy, successful, confident? 409 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,121 Try soft, spoiled 410 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,689 and ungrateful. 411 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,224 -Can I hang up now? -AUDREY: No. 412 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,094 Audrey, you do seem to harbor 413 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,795 some resentment toward your daughter. 414 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,463 That's not true. 415 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,698 Oh, please, she's been out to get me 416 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,233 ever since I met my husband. 417 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,068 Oh, and when you say "met," 418 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,969 you mean, "got knocked up by"? 419 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,173 And did I mention he was only 17 420 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,142 -when it happened? -Mom! 421 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,011 Can I please hang up? 422 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,781 You gonna call in and defend your woman's honor? 423 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,084 Not in a million years. 424 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,293 So now we're staying at my mother-in-law's. (scoffs) 425 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,961 She's a piece of work. 426 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,363 She was pretending to be all supportive, 427 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,832 but behind my back, she was calling me a bad parent. 428 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,334 Sounds like her. 429 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,601 MANDY: Stay out of this! 430 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,270 Actually, I believe we have your mother-in-law 431 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,704 on the other line. 432 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,072 Is this Mary? 433 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,175 You are darn tootin' it is. 434 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,145 And I didn't say anything behind your back. 435 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,646 That's not what Georgie said. 436 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,080 Well, I don't know what he told you, 437 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,882 but I do believe in spanking, 438 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,785 and he is not too old to go over my knee. 439 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,854 Last chance. 440 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,356 Screw it, dial. 441 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,390 Captioning sponsored by CBS 442 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,424 WARNER BROS. 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