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It's gonna be sunny
and 75 this week,

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-so if you were dreaming
of a white Christmas...
-Jim, hurry.

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Amanda's doing the weather.

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She does that every weekend.

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Well, the Cowboys
play every weekend.

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You manage to watch them.

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Well, when Mandy has a chance
at the Super Bowl, I'll tune in.

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Hey, I'm trying
to listen to my wife.

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Sometimes she quizzes me.

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Thanks, y'all,
for watching and writing.

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Keep those letters coming,

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except for you,
Bruce from Texarkana.

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You will never see my feet,
Bruce. Stop asking.

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So, Merry Christmas,

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and from the bottom of my heart,

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I am happy to fill in
around here if anyone gets sick

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or, God forbid,
has a death in the family.

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Smooth.

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Speaking of Christmas,

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have you talked to your mother?

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I'm just trying
to figure out our plans

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and how to make things perfect,

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but whatever you want's
fine by me.

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And the smooth keeps coming.

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Of course, your mom got CeeCee
on Christmas last year,

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so it seems like it's our turn,

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but I don't want to be
difficult. That's her job.

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I'll talk to her.

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No rush, I just
need to let Santa know

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if he should be making
an appearance here.

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Well, uh, the Cowboys
are playing on Christmas,

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so Santa's busy.

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If CeeCee's gonna be here,
Santa's gonna be here.

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It's okay, I'm sure Santa can be
in a lot of places at once.

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But my granddaughter can't,
so pick.

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♪

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[coos]

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-Hey, I was thinking...
-Oh, boy.

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Hear me out. I know
Mr. McAllister always closed

40
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the week of Christmas,
but what if we stayed open?

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You want us
to work on Christmas?

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It's not crazy.
Think of all the Jewish people

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who might need tires.

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How many Jewish people do you
think are in Medford, Texas?

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I know there'd be a lot more

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if they could buy tires
during Christmas.

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No, not a chance.
I need some time off.

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Hear you loud and clear.

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Although, Fagenbacher's
gonna be closed,

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so we'd be
the only game in town.

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RUBEN:
[sighs] Are you gonna keep
badgering me until I say yes?

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-Course not, I'll drop it.
-Thanks.

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It's just,
we're in so much debt.

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Come on, dude.

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I'm thinking about you.

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And all those Jewish people
with flat tires.

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Mm. You missed
a good sermon this morning.

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Pastor Jeff is always on fire
during the holidays.

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Remember that candlelight
service when his sleeve

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actually caught on fire?

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I know he almost died,
but that was funny.

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I need some money.

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Aren't you gonna say hi
to your brother?

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Hi. 40 bucks should do it.

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I am not giving you $40.

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But I have to buy
a new bathing suit.

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You have a perfectly good one.

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That's a one-piece.

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What's wrong with a one-piece?

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Everyone in California
wears bikinis.

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Well, everyone in California's
going to hell.

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That's why God
gave them earthquakes.

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-Oh, what's all this
about California?
-[Mary sighs]

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I told Sheldon that we would
visit him for Christmas.

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-Oh.
-And...

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I was hoping that you and Mandy
and CeeCee might join us.

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Oh, that's real nice,
but I don't think we can.

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You don't have to be
around Sheldon the whole time.

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That ain't why.

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I mean, it ain't ain'twhy.

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Well, I bet CeeCee would love
to go on one of those buses

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and see where the stars live.

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She's two years old.

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Well, maybe Barney's
on that tour.

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Look, I just can't take
the time off of work.

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I understand.

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I knew it was a long shot.

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You'll still have a good time.

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You'll get to meet
all of Sheldon's friends.

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Oh, that's so sweet,
you think Sheldon has friends.

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-Jim?
-JIM: In here.

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What are you doing?

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Taking a bubble bath.
What do you think I'm doing?

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Well, hurry up,
I've got something to tell you.

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JIM:
[stammers] All right, hold on.

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[toilet flushing]

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[faucet running]

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-[faucet turns off]
-[door opens]

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What?

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Mary's going to visit Sheldon.

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We've got CeeCee
all to ourselves.

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You interrupted
my business for that?

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-Sorry, I was just excited.
-Oh...

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You're right, honey,
it is exciting.

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Now, if you'll excuse me.

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Why don't we ever go away
for the holidays?

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It's one of life's
little mysteries.

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We're retired.

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We've got more money than Mary.

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Why does she get to go away
on vacation

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when we're stuck
sitting at home?

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You were just so happy.

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And you were just on the toilet.
Things change.

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Why don't we take
the whole family to the beach?

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Stay at a fancy hotel.

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It could be our Christmas gift
to everyone.

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Let me think about it.

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There's Fort Lauderdale.

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Oh, we could do Miami.

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JIM:
I'm thinking! Go away.

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So, we really want to be careful
about not going overboard

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with gifts for CeeCee this year.

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We don't want her
getting spoiled.

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-Like Mandy?
-Hey.

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But yeah.

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Well, actually...

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we wanted to talk to y'all
about your gifts.

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Aw, you don't have to
get us anything.

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That doesn't apply to you.

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You said we didn't need
to do gifts this year.

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Yeah, I say it, but you love me
so much, you do it anyway.

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That's how this works.

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-Tell them, Jim.
-[sighs]

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Your mother and I are taking
you all to Miami for Christmas.

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To a resort right on the beach!

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-That's so nice.
-Wow.

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-But we always
have Christmas here.
-Jim?

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I've been informed
that this will be better.

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Don't you want to try
something different?

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Different?

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It's like you
don't even know me.

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You two want to go, right?

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Actually, I was gonna keep
the store open for the holidays.

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Yeah, and I need to be available
to fill in at the station.

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What is wrong with you people?

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We're trying to take you
on a free vacation.

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[scoffs] Yeah, free for them,
not for me.

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Seems like you're the only one
that really wants to go, Mom.

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[scoffs] That is not true. Jim?

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Oh, come on!

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Are we being selfish?

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'Cause we'd rather make money

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than sit on a beach and
drink booze out of a coconut?

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I don't think so.

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Well, I got to tell you,
I'm having second thoughts.

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-Seriously?
-Yeah.

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I mean, the station's
probably not gonna call me in.

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We should go.

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Besides, I think I'd like to see
my husband on a beach

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in a bathing suit and--

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I'm praying to God--
not cowboy boots.

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[scoffs] I wouldn't wear
my boots on the beach.

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Maybe by the pool.

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Well, just think about
how cute CeeCee would be

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playing in the sand.

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How's that different
than playing in a sandbox?

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Uh, 'cause I'll be next to her
getting a tan.

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Come on, you work all week,
I work on the weekends.

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We never really get
any real family time.

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-You know what? Let's do it.
-[gasps] Yay.

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Ooh, I'm gonna have to get
a bikini wax.

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Maybe I should get one.

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Oh, sweetheart,
you'd cry like a baby.

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Come on, Ruben, don't be mad.

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I cancelled my plans
'cause you convinced me

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it was a good idea
to keep the store open.

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It is a good idea.

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I just won't be here for it.

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So I'm supposed to work
while you go on vacation?

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How about this, how about
I just make it up to you

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and I'll work
on the next holiday?

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So what, like Valentine's Day?

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No, Valentine's Day
ain't gonna work.

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Maybe I'll just close the store,
join my family in Mexico.

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I thought you were Puerto Rican.

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I am. They're vacationing
in Mexico.

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You can see why
that was confusing.

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So, I know I said
I was gonna be available

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to fill in, but my plans

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changed, and I'm gonna be...

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Oh, she is?

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Oh, no.

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Well, h-how long
would you need me?

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Oh, boy, you know, I just,
I made so many promises

195
00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,502
to so many--
Let me call you back.

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[applause over TV]

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Hey, Daddy.

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What's up?

199
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Well, I was just, uh,

200
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I was thinking about,
uh, the trip,

201
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and how excited I am.

202
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Uh-huh.

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You know, speaking
of exciting things,

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the station called,
and the weeknight weather girl

205
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got lice from her kid.

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Ugh.

207
00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:33,834
Yeah, it's a bad case.
They may have to shave her head.

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Are you trying to say
you're not coming to Miami?

209
00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:38,055
No, no, no, of course not.
I was just

210
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wondering if maybe we could
leave two days later.

211
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-Everything's already booked.
-Yeah,

212
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I know, I know,
and I wouldn't ask,

213
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but this is really important
to my career, and...

214
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this could be your gift to me.

215
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The trip is my gift to you.

216
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No, no, your trip

217
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is the gift for everybody.

218
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This could be
your special gift to me.

219
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,430
Do you understand
how expensive it'll be

220
00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:07,215
to rebook everything
on Christmas?

221
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,783
Yes, I know, that's why
it would be so special.

222
00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,311
Hey.

223
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:19,531
Hey. Um, did you talk
to Ruben yet?

224
00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:21,533
Yep. He wasn't happy about it,

225
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:22,622
but I let him know
it's Christmas,

226
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:23,884
and my family comes first.

227
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,712
Great.

228
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:28,236
So, uh, hey, listen,

229
00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:31,718
how would you feel
about leaving two days later?

230
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:35,852
-Why?
-So, uh, I can go to work
and make us some money.

231
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:38,725
But I was gonna work
and make us some money.

232
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,814
Aw, well, now, you don't
have to. Merry Christmas.

233
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,947
Mandy, what is going on?

234
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:47,864
Okay, um, the station called,
and they need me to fill in.

235
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You were the one yapping
about family time.

236
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,608
No, I know, but i-if I do
the weeknight weather,

237
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the next step is weekend anchor,

238
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which puts me
in spitting distance

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of weeknight anchor,
and that's basically

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how Oprah got started, and don't
you want your wife to be Oprah?

241
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,750
What about me? Don't you want me
to be the Oprah of tires?

242
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,491
That makes no sense.

243
00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:09,190
Well, there ain't no famous
tire guy to compare to.

244
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,933
All right, fine,
if you want me to give up

245
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,717
on this huge opportunity

246
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:17,328
for two extra days
of family time, then I'll do it.

247
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,461
-Great.
-[scoffs] I'm not doing it.

248
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,595
Michelin Man.

249
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,380
I could be the next
Michelin Man!

250
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,216
I can't believe
you gave in to her.

251
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,262
This is so like you.

252
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,917
Then it shouldn't be
hard to believe.

253
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,573
And how much money did it cost
to change those tickets?

254
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,967
Oh, it's Christmas, Audrey.
It's not about the money.

255
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,926
-So, a lot.
-A shocking amount.

256
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:54,235
I can't even remember why
we wanted to do this.

257
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,411
We?

258
00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,328
There's no "we,"
this is all you.

259
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,547
Don't you raise
your voice at me.

260
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:05,072
I was on the toilet
minding my own business.

261
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,859
Excuse me, when you fight,

262
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,427
it's the children who suffer.

263
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,082
Remember that.

264
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:24,134
[phone rings]

265
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:28,008
McAllister Auto. We never tire
of taking care of your tires.

266
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,880
Your sister is driving me crazy.

267
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,970
Something she never tires of,
am I right?

268
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:38,235
Not in the mood, Georgie.
I am at my wit's end.

269
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,628
-So am I.
-MARY: Missy,

270
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,021
get off the phone.

271
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,850
Okay. Click.

272
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,809
I know you just made
the click noise with your mouth.

273
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,593
What is going on?

274
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:51,379
[sighs] Can your sister
stay with you for Christmas?

275
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,250
What happened to California?

276
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,861
She wants me
to spend the whole week

277
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,559
in some hellhole
called Pasadena.

278
00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,475
Sheldon is excited
to show us his school.

279
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,998
It's nowhere near a beach.

280
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,652
[sighs] So can she?

281
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,873
I wish she could, but...

282
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,700
I'm going to Miami
with the McAllisters.

283
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:09,701
MARY:
Really?

284
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,573
Because when I asked you

285
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:12,748
if you wanted to come
to California,

286
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,141
you said you had to work.

287
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,752
Um... Click.

288
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,580
George Marshall Cooper.

289
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:21,626
I didn't plan it.
It was their gift to us.

290
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,411
They're paying
for the whole thing.

291
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,848
Oh, well,
because they have money,

292
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,416
they get to spend Christmas
with my granddaughter?

293
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,940
Wait, you're going to the beach?
Take me with you, please.

294
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:34,465
I'm sorry, it's not my place
to invite you.

295
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:35,902
Well, there you go, Missy.

296
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,905
Your brother picked
his rich new family over us.

297
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,602
That ain't what's happening.

298
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:43,344
It's just, ever since Dad died,

299
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,954
I've been having such
a hard time, and the holidays...

300
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,434
Cut that out.

301
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,176
It's so hard to be an orphan.

302
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,787
You are not an orphan.
I am still alive!

303
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,663
MANDY [over TV]:
So, it looks like
that storm front

304
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,056
is gonna move off to the west,

305
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,451
leaving us with
an unseasonably warm Christmas.

306
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,409
So, instead of milk and cookies,

307
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,369
maybe leave Santa
some sunscreen and a Speedo.

308
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,328
And before I sign off,

309
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:14,810
I just want to wish everyone
a safe and happy holiday.

310
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,117
If only she were that nice
in real life.

311
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,816
Hey, y'all.

312
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:23,340
You just missed Amanda.

313
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,734
Let me guess,
gonna be sunny and warm?

314
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,564
Outside. In here,
it's been a bit chilly.

315
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,348
Oh, stop it.

316
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,263
And cranky.

317
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,875
[laughs awkwardly]

318
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,094
Anyways...

319
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,662
I was wondering if I could ask
a huge favor about the trip.

320
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,012
Uh-uh. I'm not
changing it again.

321
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,275
No changes,
it's just my sister's

322
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,364
being a real
pain in the ass to my mom,

323
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,758
and I thought maybe
she could go with us.

324
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,805
You want to bring an angry
teenage girl on our family trip?

325
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,851
Sounds like she'll fit right in.

326
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,594
She's only rude to my mom.

327
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,597
She's actually really sweet
and responsible.

328
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:05,469
Well, then maybe
she can babysit CeeCee

329
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,949
when we go out to dinner.

330
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,690
Oh, I ain't leaving my daughter
alone with her.

331
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,912
["It's the Most Wonderful Time
of the Year" by Andy Williams]

332
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:21,007
♪ It's the most wonderful time
of the year...♪

333
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,791
We're gonna miss our flight.

334
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,054
I told you we should've
left earlier.

335
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,577
We should've left
two days earlier.

336
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,928
Oh, so the traffic is my fault?

337
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,234
We'd already be on the beach
if it wasn't for your career.

338
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,715
Well, someone has to pay off
all the debt you put us in.

339
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,064
So is the hotel on the beach,

340
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,674
near the beach,
what are we talking?

341
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,894
-Right on the beach.
-Sweet.

342
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,287
If we get there.

343
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,681
That debt is 'cause I'm building
a future for our family.

344
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,379
What do you think I'm doing?

345
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:48,251
Can you keep it down? I can't
hear the Christmas music.

346
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,819
It's the most wonderful time
of the year. You happy?

347
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,649
So what's the drinking age
in Florida?

348
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:55,737
You're not drinking.

349
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,305
Well, I am, a lot.

350
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,568
At least that Christmas
tradition isn't getting ruined.

351
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,267
All right, that is enough.

352
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,966
We paid a lot of money
to take you on a wonderful trip,

353
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,185
so we're gonna stop
our bitching and have

354
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,579
a magical family Christmas
we'll remember forever.

355
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,842
Now, shut up and be grateful!

356
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,497
I'm grateful.

357
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,368
Thank you, Missy.

358
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:19,587
You are a doll.

359
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,589
Thanks.

360
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,591
I don't know why
my mom hates you.

361
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,636
♪ It's the most
wonderful time...♪

362
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,596
[rain pouring, thunder crashing]

363
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,859
You said the storm front
was heading west.

364
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,427
Aw, you watched.

365
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,082
My hair is gonna frizz.

366
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,562
Maybe we should make
a run for the hotel.

367
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,651
-It'll pass.
-[thunder crashes]

368
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,698
Still better than Christmas
with Sheldon.

369
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,360
[playing "The Twelve Days
of Christmas"]

370
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:57,538
♪ On the worst day of Christmas
my parents gave to me♪

371
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,976
♪ A trip to Miami♪

372
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,761
♪ We all sat in traffic♪

373
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,459
♪ The plane ran out of peanuts♪

374
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,503
♪ They lost Mom's luggage♪

375
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,680
♪ Didn't check in
till midnight♪

376
00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,334
♪ Then it started raining♪

377
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,465
♪ Dad ran in flip-flops♪

378
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,076
♪ He fell and it was funny♪

379
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,338
[laughs]

380
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,252
♪ The hotel bar♪

381
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,646
♪ Served Missy liquor♪

382
00:17:21,387 --> 00:17:22,911
♪ She threw up in the bushes♪

383
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,260
♪ Georgie caught a cold♪

384
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,045
♪ Mandy got lice♪

385
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:30,223
♪ But I got to watch you,
which was nice.♪

386
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:39,536
NARRATOR:
Back in Medford,
Ruben said, "Screw this."

387
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,495
He closed the store

388
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:45,020
and joined his
Puerto Rican family in Mexico.

389
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,109
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

390
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:51,026
Merry Christmas, y'all.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

391
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,818
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