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Previously onGeorgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...

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You are not gonna believe this.

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That was Channel Nine.
They just offered me a job.

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They don't care
about the stuff you said?

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I'm a loose cannon.
That's what they love about me.

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Poverty is just a state of mind.

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No, it's eating
butter sandwiches

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and sharing a Dodge Dart
with your grandma.

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Hola. Georgie.

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How about, when we disagree,

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I bring in Mr. McAllister
to be the tiebreaker?

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-Counteroffer.
-Go.

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When we need a tiebreaker,
it's my abuela.

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[laughs]

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Now, if you'll turn
to the earnings report...

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Ain't it a little early
for numbers?

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Hey, you agreed
to a monthly partners' meeting.

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I didn't agree, I got outvoted.

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Does she really got to be here?

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Let's put it to a vote. Yes.

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Abuela?

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Ooh. Another tough loss for you.

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Let's just move on.

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RUBEN:
Yeah.

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He's always grumpy
in the morning.

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Am not.

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[laughs]

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Well, only 'cause it's 7:00 a.m.

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This was the only time
Abuela was available.

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She don't work.

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No, but she has
water aerobics at 8:00,

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so let's keep this moving.

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What's next?

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You tell us your plan
to get new clients.

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Who said I have a plan?

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It's on the agenda.

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You knew I wasn't gonna read
that when you gave it to me.

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What'd she say?

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She's excited
to hear your ideas.

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Fine, you want an idea?

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I join the Medford Springs
Country Club.

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-Why?
-Lot of deals get made there.

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Good place to meet
potential clients.

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You play golf?

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No, but I can learn.

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The ball's just sitting there,
waiting for you to hit it.

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How hard can it be?

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Let me get this straight.

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You want to use company money

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so you can hang out
at a country club?

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Where I'll make
more company money.

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[chuckles]
Abuela?

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No.

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I can get you in any time
you want to use the pool,

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the steam room, Jacuzzi.

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Sí.

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Tough loss for you.

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♪

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[coos]

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So, Mandy, you ready
to get back to work?

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Definitely. I feel bad
leaving CeeCee.

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Oh, don't worry, she and I
are gonna have so much fun,

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she won't even know you're gone.

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Wow, you always know
just the wrong thing to say.

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I can show her your picture
and tell her,

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"This is the lady
who picked work over you."

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Says the guy who never
picked work over anything.

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What can I say?
I put family first.

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Hey, y'all.

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Hey. What's with the golf clubs?

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My dad's old set.
I'm gonna learn how to play.

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Why?

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Rich guys play golf.
I'm gonna be a rich guy.

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Ergo, I better get to it.

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-"Ergo"?
-It's a word.

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I know.
I'm just surprised you know.

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If you want to learn
to play golf, I could teach you.

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You play?

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It's been a while, but yes.

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Careful, she's a tough teacher.

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You were a lousy student.

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"Bend your knees,
straighten your arm,

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"loosen your grip,
keep your head still,

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turn your hips, follow through."
Pick one, for God's sake.

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If you'd focused more
on your lessons

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instead of your outfits,
you could have been great.

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Well... [scoffs]
looking cute was important.

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I thought I was gonna meet
my future husband

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on the golf course.

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Instead, you met him
at a Laundromat.

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And I noticed her outfit.

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Head down,

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arms straight,

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feet shoulder-width apart.

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Don't overthink it.

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First time anyone's
ever said that to me.

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Give it a try.

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You're swinging with your arms.

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It's all about the hips.
Here, watch mine.

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I'd rather not.

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What's your problem?

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You're my mother-in-law.

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I-I like to pretend
you don't have hips.

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Don't be a baby. Watch.

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Dang.

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Did you see how
I rotated my hips?

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The ones you don't have, yes.

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Give it a shot.

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Okay.

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[exhales]

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-Nice.
-That felt better.

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You're a good teacher.

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Oh, thank you.
You're a good student.

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Another thing
no one's ever said.

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Georgie, you really think
joining a country club's

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gonna help build your business?

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I've been charming the socks
off folks since kindergarten.

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Might as well aim my natural
charisma at people with money.

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Oh, my God, just swing.

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All right, there you go.

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I knew this was gonna be easy.

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You think so? Do it again.

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Okey dokey.

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[sighs]

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I don't see it.

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Look down.

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Found it.

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All right, this time,
swing slow,

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keep your head down,
your left arm straight,

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and try not to sway.

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What's going on?

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I forgot everything
after "swing slow."

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I'm glad you had a good time.

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It was fun.

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I forgot how much
I love the game.

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And Georgie actually took to it.

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Unlike his wife.

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Look at you,
a 20-year-old grudge.

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That's impressive.

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You know, I was thinking maybe
we should join the country club.

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[laughs]
You're kidding, right?

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We're not country club people.

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I am.

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What's that mean?

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Don't make me
hurt your feelings.

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Why would I join?
I don't even golf.

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Well, you're not too old
to learn.

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No, but I'm too old
to want to learn.

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It's not just golf.

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There's a swimming pool, tennis.

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It's a good place
to make new friends.

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I don't need new friends.
I already got plenty.

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Name them.

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We're not joining
a country club.

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-Fine, I hear you.
-Thank you.

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-Night.
-Night.

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[Jim sighs]

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You're doing it anyway,
aren't you?

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And you say
you're too old to learn.

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So what'd you think?

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Well, I do like the idea
of saying "the club."

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"Where are you going?"
"The club."

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"Where are you eating?"
"The club."

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"What you having?"
"Club sandwich."

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You know a sandwich is fancy

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when it's got
a third piece of bread.

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So how much
does it cost to join?

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Don't matter. The whole thing's
a tax write-off.

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And you know that for a fact?

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Well, I know I can write it off.

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If I get away with it
is a different story.

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Well, it's probably good
for my job, too, and for CeeCee.

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I could take her to the pool,
teach her to swim.

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-Mm. [laughs]
-What?

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Oh, just thinking. My dad
taught me to swim by throwing me

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in the deep end
and saying, "Don't drown."

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Yeah, we're not doing that.

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Good, 'cause I almost died.

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-Morning.
-Don't "morning" me.

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[Jim sighs]

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Anyone gonna ask why I'm mad?!

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Sorry, what's up?

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Because of you, Audrey wants
to join some country club.

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What? No, the club
was gonna be our thing.

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They can be members, too.

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But one of the perks of the club
is that they're not in it.

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Morning.

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You look nice.

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Oh, thank you. I'm gonna go
check out the country club.

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Happy?

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Don't worry,
you don't have to come.

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We're gonna check it out, too.

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Oh, great,
we can all go together.

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Happy?

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This is the dining room, open
for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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Great.

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What's your policy on guests?

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You know, like business clients
or grandmothers of coworkers?

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Guests are welcome as long as
they're accompanied by a member.

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Sold. Sign us up.

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Me as well.

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You two, I can
take care of today.

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Mrs. McAllister,
I'll need your husband

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to come down
and fill out the paperwork.

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He's not interested.
It'll just be me.

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Oh, I-I'm-I'm sorry.

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Membership is actually
reserved for men.

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So, wait, I can't be a member?

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Well, as a spouse,
you'd be an auxiliary member.

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Auxiliary?

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That's a good word, huh?
Right up there with "ergo."

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You're gonna let this yokel
be a member and not me?

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Hey, I ain't no dang yokel.

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See?

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I'm sorry ma'am, men only.
It's club policy.

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That's outrageous.
Amanda, let's go.

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Uh, hold on.
Do auxiliary members

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have access to the pool,
the steam room, and the bar?

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And childcare.

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See you. Sign us up.

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[cheering on TV]

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Since when do you
watch wrestling?

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Georgie got me into it.

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What? I've been trying
to get you

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to watch football
with me for years.

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Nobody hits anyone over the head
with a chair in football.

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Who cares? It's fake.

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Must you suck the joy
out of everything?

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It's not that big a deal.

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-Of course it is.
It is totally sexist.
-What's going on?

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The club won't let Mrs.
McAllister join without you.

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Men only. Can you believe it?

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So Mandy can't join either?

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Oh, no, I'm in.
My husband's a member.

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You are just loving this,
aren't you?

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You called Georgie a yokel.

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Oh, please, it's one of the
nicest things I've called him.

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You know what?
If it's so important to you,

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I'll go down there
and sign us up.

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Oh, my husband's
gonna fix my problems.

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Thank God there's a man around

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to solve everything
for poor little me.

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That was the idea.

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Really?

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-You're this guy now?
-Shh.

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You don't talk when someone's
putting. It's bad etiquette.

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Etiquette?

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I golf, ergo I say "etiquette."

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Can you even name
one famous golfer?

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Mm, Rodney Dangerfield
in Caddyshack.

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-Mm-hmm.
-Happy Gilmore.

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-Oh, and the guy
who invented lemonade and tea.
-Ah.

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-Arnold Palmer.
-Yep. I was thinking
Shirley Temple,

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but I knew that wasn't right.

255
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,895
JIM:
Hey.

256
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,245
I didn't think
you were working today.

257
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:24,248
-I needed
to get out of the house.
-She still mad?

258
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,207
That we live in a sexist society
where men get everything?

259
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,904
No, she's over it.

260
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,516
You really need
to belong to that stupid place?

261
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,475
Heck yeah. I went last night
for a drink.

262
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:36,304
Ended up chatting with a guy
who owns the Chevy dealership.

263
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,567
Really?
That could be huge for us.

264
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,308
Still think I should quit?

265
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,397
No, I guess it's a smart play.

266
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,877
Ruben.

267
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,098
Coming.

268
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,319
Tell Mrs. McAllister
I have a woman partner.

269
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:52,276
She'll like that.

270
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:58,021
Okay, CeeCee's down,
I'm off to work.

271
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,936
Oh, that feels good to say.

272
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:03,635
Well, it is 1996,
when a woman can have it all,

273
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,682
except membership
to a golf club.

274
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,510
Hey, I'm just trying
to be a supportive wife.

275
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,034
Oh. [blows raspberry]

276
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:13,907
Fine. You're right.
It's incredibly unfair.

277
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,212
So you'll quit?

278
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,736
You know, I would,

279
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,694
but it's good
for Georgie's business,

280
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,827
CeeCee can learn to swim.

281
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,916
They also make
incredible margaritas.

282
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,179
You are such a hypocrite.

283
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,921
Yeah, and that's what
the margaritas are for.

284
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:30,706
Oh, and by the way, you didn't
care about women's rights

285
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,142
until you didn't get
what you wanted.

286
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,057
That is not true.

287
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:37,060
I was the first girl in my class
to wear pants to high school.

288
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:39,846
Oh, so brave.

289
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,499
It was a big deal--

290
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,850
I got sent home to change!

291
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:49,420
As you can see, we're not quite
as big as your last station,

292
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,639
but we like
to think of ourselves

293
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,946
as the scrappy underdogs.

294
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,556
Well, I'm scrappy.
You want me to chase a tornado,

295
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,384
I will chase a tornado.

296
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,864
Short skirt, lot of wind.

297
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,996
That'll get us some ratings.

298
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:03,260
As a woman, I would never ask
you to exploit your sexuality.

299
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:06,350
-Thank you.
-But if you wanted to,
I'd be very okay with it.

300
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,223
And just so you know,

301
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,486
at Channel Seven,
I did do more than the weather.

302
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,009
Sometimes I would go out
in the field,

303
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,445
and do on-location reporting.

304
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,143
Well, we're always open
to pitches.

305
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,536
Oh. Okay, well, since you asked,
I do have a couple.

306
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,930
Uh, let's see.

307
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,803
The adoption fair at the pound.
People love cute animals.

308
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,456
Mm, a little soft.

309
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,545
Yeah, no problem.
I can do hard-hitting.

310
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,460
Um, mad cow disease.

311
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,853
I don't fully know what it is,

312
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,595
but I'm willing to eat a burger
on air and find out.

313
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,206
We're looking
for a strong female angle.

314
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,600
That's why we brought you in.

315
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,559
Where's that loose cannon
who said God was a woman?

316
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,388
She is right here,
and she will keep working on it.

317
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,089
[sighs]

318
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,615
Actually,
I did have one more idea.

319
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,096
-Hit me.
-Did you know

320
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,012
that the country club in town
is men only?

321
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,578
Really?

322
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,406
I know, and as a woman...

323
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,191
[scoffs] ...I am outraged.

324
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,284
Hey, there's my best girl.

325
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,330
Yup, in the kitchen,
where I belong.

326
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,855
That ain't what I meant.

327
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,509
Then why am I the one
always cooking?

328
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,469
Oh, I'd have to guess
it's evolution.

329
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,775
-Evolution?
-Yeah, you know,

330
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,126
when cavewomen
would get pregnant,

331
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,779
they weren't running around
chasing woolly mammoths.

332
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,042
They were in the caves cooking.

333
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,958
Seriously?

334
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:35,135
This why you're incapable
of peeling a potato?

335
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,573
Yup, evolution.

336
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,968
Oh, come on, Audrey.

337
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,839
I'm not the bad guy here.

338
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:47,364
No, you're Jim McAllister,
and I'm just your wife.

339
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,713
That ain't true.

340
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,672
The house is in your name,

341
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,326
the car is in your name,

342
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,980
the bank account is
in your name.

343
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:57,113
Well, that don't matter.
I'm not going anywhere.

344
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,942
Well, of course,
you'renot going anywhere.

345
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,292
What if I want to go somewhere?

346
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,818
Where you going?

347
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,646
That is not the point.

348
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,649
I just want to know that I can.

349
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,956
I couldn't even sign up
for a stupid golf club.

350
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,741
Do you know how small
that makes me feel?

351
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,744
Yeah, that-that sucks.
I'm sorry.

352
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,661
Thank you.

353
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,361
Anything I can do?

354
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,450
Maybe take you out
for a nice dinner?

355
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:32,714
Why don't I take youout
for a nice dinner?

356
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,499
Okay. Let me change my shirt.

357
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:40,374
Now I got to buy him dinner.
Boy, I cannot win.

358
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:46,902
-[door opens]
-GEORGIE: Hello?

359
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:47,859
In here.

360
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,296
[door closes]

361
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,471
Hey, what's up?

362
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,212
Uh, Mom and Dad went out to eat

363
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,648
so I was just trying
to figure out dinner.

364
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:54,954
What you thinking?

365
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:58,218
Your call-- Lucky Charms
or Golden Grahams?

366
00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,523
Cereal for dinner.

367
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,134
Maybe we are yokels.

368
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,266
How was your first day?

369
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,616
It was good.
I really like my new boss.

370
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:06,966
Oh, you should bring her
to the club.

371
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:11,013
Funny enough,
we are going tomorrow.

372
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,102
I'll see you there.
I'm meeting a client.

373
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,495
Maybe you should take him
somewhere else.

374
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,064
Why?

375
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:21,284
Because I'm doing a story
on how sexist the club is.

376
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,939
You're kidding.
They're gonna kick us out.

377
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,549
Look, it's not my fault, okay?
She didn't like

378
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,638
any of my other ideas,
so I had to pitch this one.

379
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:30,293
How is that not your fault?

380
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,687
Okay, if you're gonna attack me,
you can pour your own dinner.

381
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:35,951
I was doing this
for my business, for us.

382
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,867
-I know.
-And you said it was gonna be
good for your job, too.

383
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,000
Well, as it turns out, it is.

384
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,958
Oh, Mandy.

385
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,481
Well, you married
a loose cannon.

386
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:45,787
Sometimes it's gonna go off.

387
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,401
♪ ♪

388
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,187
-How is everything?
-Delicious.

389
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,450
Excellent. Can I get you
another margarita?

390
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:57,799
Oh, I probably shouldn't.

391
00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,844
I'm breaking a big story today.

392
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,411
Ooh, exciting. About what?

393
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,978
Oh, you'll see.

394
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,762
Excuse me.

395
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:05,894
There's a gentleman
in the lobby with a camera,

396
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,329
says he's your guest?

397
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:10,855
Thank you. Actually,
I would love to introduce you.

398
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,422
-Sure.
-Do I have anything in my teeth?

399
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,468
-No.
-Great.

400
00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:17,210
Really gonna miss this place.

401
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,088
This is Mandy McAllister
coming to you

402
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,481
from the Medford Springs
Country Club,

403
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,744
where in 1996,

404
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,747
their policy still prohibits
women from becoming members.

405
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,663
I know. I was shocked, too.

406
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,405
Sure, they have
a beautiful golf course

407
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:41,973
and excellent facilities,
and delicious margaritas

408
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,541
with just the right amount
of salt on the rim.

409
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:48,502
But that doesn't make up for
their sexist, antiquated rules.

410
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:51,200
Which is why I'm calling on
all the women out there.

411
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:54,421
If change is gonna happen,
it has to start at home.

412
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:57,163
If we don't get what we want,
they don't get what they want.

413
00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:00,818
That's right. No membership
for us, no sex for them.

414
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:03,038
No membership, no sex.

415
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,258
No membership, no sex!

416
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,911
Say it with me, sisters.

417
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,218
No membership, no sex!

418
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,219
-No membership, no sex!
-What happened

419
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,873
to just doing the weather?

420
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,309
MANDY:
No membership, no sex!

421
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,708
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