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* *

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Are you still working?

3
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Yeah, going over the books.

4
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Is everything okay?

5
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Not sure.

6
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Math ain't really
my strong suit.

7
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Oh, honey,

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can't be any worse
than your English.

9
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Let me see.

10
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Whoa, that's
a really big number.

11
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Is that what you owe?

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That's what we made.

13
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That's amazing.

14
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-I know.
-So there's
definitely a mistake.

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Has to be.

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Well, do you want me
to check it?

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-Are you good at math?
-Better than you.

18
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Hmm.

19
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Okay, let me see. (sighs)

20
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That's, um...

21
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What you think?

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I think we should ask my mom.

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Ah, there's your mistake
right there.

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I knew it.

25
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Well, you forgot to carry
forward last month's earnings.

26
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You're up
even more than you thought.

27
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So we made that?

28
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You made that.

29
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Holy crap!

30
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Wait, wait.
Let me see, let me see.

31
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(gasps) Holy crap!

32
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Let's go out and celebrate.

33
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Or we could stay in.

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-Hmm, I like the sound of that.
-(chuckles)

35
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O-Okay, I'm right here.

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Sorry. (chuckles)

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We'll go.

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Actually, I'm just
gonna take this.

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Whoo, mama!

40
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* *

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(coos)

42
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No way. How?

43
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Between the U-Haul account
and the chamber of commerce

44
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sending us business,
we had our best month ever.

45
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And you're sure this is right?

46
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It's not that I don't trust you.
I just...

47
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don't.

48
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Mrs. McAllister checked it.

49
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Holy crap.

50
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My exact words.

51
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You know what we should do?

52
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We should each take a bonus.

53
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Or we do the smart thing
and pay down our debt.

54
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That is the smart thing.

55
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So we're agreed?

56
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We're agreed
that's the smart thing.

57
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But we're not gonna do it?

58
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No.

59
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Turns out, we had the best month
the store's ever had.

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After you retired.
That's a kick in the plums, huh?

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No, I'm happy for him.

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And also, I laid the foundation.

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And also, shut up.

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Don't be jealous.
It's easier for Georgie.

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He's just so handsome
and charming.

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Hey, your father's charming.

67
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Oh, don't listen to them,
Mr. McAllister.

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I couldn't have done
any of this without you.

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Thank you.

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Jerks.

71
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So, you got any fun plans
for the money?

72
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Figure this might be a good time
to open a retirement account.

73
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My motto is
"It's never too soon to save."

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How is that your motto?
You don't make any money.

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Don't need money for mottos.
Mottos are free.

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Georgie, I know
you want to be responsible,

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but I think
you should treat yourself.

78
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There's no rush. I'm gonna be
successful my whole life.

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It's okay to splurge
every once in a while.

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I don't really need anything.

81
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Honey, you still have shirts
from high school.

82
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That wasn't that long ago.

83
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Let me take you shopping
this weekend. It'll be fun.

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-I hate shopping.
-Yeah, I know.

85
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It's one of the things
I'm trying to fix about you.

86
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Remember when we first started
making money at the store?

87
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Oh, yeah.

88
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Connor was a baby,
and I bought that rocking chair.

89
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Felt so extravagant.

90
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And he did not like it.

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Threw up every time.

92
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I did a little splurging
myself back then.

93
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You never told me that.
What'd you buy?

94
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It doesn't matter.
It was a long time ago.

95
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Oh, come on, tell me.

96
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Okay.

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Uh, bought a Super Bowl ticket,

98
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50-yard line.

99
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And you didn't buy me a ticket?

100
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Well, I would've,

101
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but the 50-yard line's
real expensive.

102
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You rat bastard!

103
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Here I am,
feeling bad about a chair

104
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I bought for our infant son,

105
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and you went to the Super Bowl
without me?

106
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Yeah, but...
we can laugh about it now.

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(laughs nervously)

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Unbelievable.

109
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Well, that was
like 20 years ago.

110
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Water under the bridge.

111
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Fine.

112
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I guess you're right.

113
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I'm sure you got a couple things
you never told me.

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(chuckles):
Oh, more than a couple.

115
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Well, there you go.

116
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So, what are they?

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I'll tell you in 20 years.

118
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Oh, come on.
I might not still be alive.

119
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Well, think of it
as a reason to hang in there.

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MANDY:
How's it going in there?

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GEORGIE:
Okay.

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Might go a little better
if you come in and help me out.

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(scoffs) Nice try,
but fluorescent lights

124
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and a lot of mirrors is not
the turn-on you think it is.

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(gasps)

126
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-Well?
-You look great. Let's get it.

127
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I don't know. Black jeans?

128
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Not like I'm going to a wedding.

129
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Okay, how about
just the shirt, then?

130
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It's really white.
What if I spill something on it?

131
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Well, then you'll get it
dry-cleaned.

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I didn't want to come here.

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You think I want to go
to the dry cleaners?

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Come on, there's got to be
something here that you want.

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That jacket's kind of cool.

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Oh, this one?

137
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Okay, let's try it on.

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Okay.

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Here you go.

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(gasps)

141
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Oh, yeah, hubba-hubba.

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(gasps) Oh, and it's on sale.

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-How much?
-Only $180.

144
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$180?

145
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I ain't spending that much
on a jacket.

146
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Well, but it's
a hubba-hubba jacket.

147
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No, it's too much.

148
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I have sunglasses
that cost that much.

149
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You have sunglasses
that cost $180?

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Okay, I thought
if they were expensive,

151
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I wouldn't lose them.
I was wrong.

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-I'm gonna go change.
-Okay.

153
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And then maybe after,
we can go to the shoe store.

154
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I don't need shoes.

155
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Yeah, I'm not talking about you.

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(tool whirs)

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Sweet Jeep.

158
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Thanks. Just bought it.

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I didn't know
you were looking for a car.

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I was gonna talk to you about it
over breakfast,

161
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but then I remembered
you're not my wife.

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These things
are built like tanks.

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I know. You could drive this
through a war zone.

164
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So you gonna take it off-road?

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And get it dirty? No way.

166
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So, what'd you do
with your bonus?

167
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Nothing.

168
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Aw, dude, you got to
treat yourself to something.

169
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Knowing that my family
is taken care of is my treat.

170
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Oh, ugh.

171
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I've got my whole life
to buy stuff.

172
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But you're only young once.

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I wish I could've bought
this thing when I still had hair

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to blow in the wind.

175
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What you should've done
is got a wife

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while you still had hair
to blow in the wind.

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I'm your only friend.

178
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You should watch
how you talk to me.

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That ain't true.
Mandy's my friend.

180
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My best friend.

181
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Oh, ugh!

182
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-Morning.
-Morning.

183
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Sleep okay?

184
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Like a baby. You?

185
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Same.

186
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I mean, I did find myself
thinking about

187
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your little secrets.

188
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Who said they were little?

189
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You're screwing with me, right?

190
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Sure.

191
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Just tell me one.
I won't be mad.

192
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Oh, yeah, you will.

193
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Hey.

194
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Hey. (gasps)

195
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Whoa, you went back
and got the jacket.

196
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Yeah, Ruben convinced me
I needed to lighten up a little.

197
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Oh, yeah?
Well, I did say the same thing.

198
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I'm like the lid
on a jar of mayonnaise.

199
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You loosened me up.

200
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Well, you do look sexy.

201
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I do, don't I?

202
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It's weird. I'm not used
to spending money on myself.

203
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Well, you never really had
any money to spend.

204
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Plus, my parents always
fought about money,

205
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so I guess it made me a little--
what do you call it, frugal?

206
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(scoffs)
We don't have to be frugal.

207
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We both have jobs.

208
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It's okay to treat ourselves
once in a while.

209
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You're right.

210
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You know, you buy what
you want, I buy what I want.

211
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Everybody's happy.

212
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What'd you buy now?

213
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The point is, everybody's happy.

214
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,612
Need a hand?

215
00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,113
What?

216
00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,882
Need a hand?

217
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,550
You're kidding, right?

218
00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,886
Why-why would I be kidding?

219
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For our entire marriage,

220
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you have never once offered
to help me with the laundry.

221
00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,326
Well, isn't it nice

222
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that we can still surprise
each other?

223
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Speaking of which,
got you a little something.

224
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What's this?

225
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Open it.

226
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Astros tickets?

227
00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,206
Yeah, two of 'em.

228
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I know it's not the Super Bowl,
but these are great seats,

229
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,977
right behind home plate.

230
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-Thanks.
-Mm-hmm.

231
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A-And they're playing
the Dodgers.

232
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I know how you feel about them.

233
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I do hate
those Hollywood hippies.

234
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Great.

235
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You still can't buy my secrets.

236
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Are you sure?
Did you see the price?

237
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Thanks for helping
with the laundry.

238
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Here, these go in the dryer.

239
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That's that thing right there.

240
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,475
Ooh.

241
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,143
Can I look?

242
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,279
One sec. Okay.

243
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:17,951
You bought a Jet Ski.

244
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,953
Who's frugal now?

245
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,828
What you think?

246
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,298
I didn't know
you wanted a Jet Ski.

247
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My whole life.

248
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,702
It's like a motorcycle,
except if you fall off,

249
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instead of dying, you get wet.

250
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,539
I'm just a little surprised
we didn't talk about it first.

251
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:42,075
You're the one who said
I should buy whatever I wanted.

252
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,444
Yep, I did, I did.

253
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:47,514
And you did, so...

254
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:48,949
yay, Jet Ski.

255
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,485
Picture it:
you, me, out on the lake.

256
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,054
(makes whooshing noises)

257
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,924
Matching red swimsuits
like Baywatch.

258
00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,559
I should've known
Baywatch was behind this.

259
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,528
I often ask myself,

260
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,396
"What would the Hoff do?"

261
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,698
The Hoff?

262
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:05,966
David Hasselhoff.

263
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,467
It's like "What Would Jesus Do?"

264
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,003
but one of them
used to be Knight Rider.

265
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,205
Well, can't argue
with that logic.

266
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,174
Best part: we ever get hit
with one of them tsunamis,

267
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:17,010
me, you and CeeCee
can Jet Ski right out.

268
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,578
Or that logic.

269
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,453
Why is there a Jet Ski
in the driveway?

270
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,555
Georgie bought it.

271
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,690
Please tell me
he's not gonna keep it there.

272
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,525
Oh, you don't like it?

273
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,195
It's so white trash.

274
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,831
What's next,
a couch on the front lawn?

275
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,267
Well, he does like
sleeping outside.

276
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,701
It can't stay there.

277
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,136
I agree. Go tell him.

278
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,938
Amanda, don't make me
the bad guy.

279
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,374
I didn't make you the bad guy.
God did.

280
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,512
(knock on door)

281
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,347
It's open.

282
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,283
Jet Ski's got to go.

283
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,151
Where am I supposed to put it?

284
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,286
Not my problem.

285
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,021
-Can I put it in the backyard?
-No.

286
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,890
-What if I park it
on the street?
-No.

287
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,557
-What if I...
-No.

288
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,629
You're not gonna believe this.

289
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,398
Your mother won't let me
keep the Jet Ski here.

290
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,835
Oh, she is the worst.

291
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,643
Hey.

292
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,279
So, something going on
with you and Mom?

293
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,981
No. Why?

294
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,150
I heard her on the phone
with Aunt Louise.

295
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,153
What'd she tell her?

296
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,123
I shouldn't say.
I'm trying not to be a gossip.

297
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,126
Then why'd you bring it up?

298
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,028
I said I'm trying.
I'm not good at it yet.

299
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,764
Okay, fine. (sighs)

300
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,800
I told her about something dumb
I did years ago,

301
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,601
and now she's torturing me.

302
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,937
Ooh, what did you do?

303
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,972
No, don't tell me.
I'm better than this.

304
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:53,974
It's no big deal.

305
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,475
She's just trying
to make me think

306
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,410
she got a secret
I don't know about.

307
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,812
Does she?

308
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,181
Probably. I don't know.

309
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,016
Hey, um...

310
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,818
you got a weird relationship
with her.

311
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,686
You ever hear anything?

312
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,022
What's weird is
a father asking his child

313
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,824
if he knows secrets
about his mother.

314
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:11,959
No, it ain't.

315
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,493
What would she think?

316
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,695
She doesn't need to know.

317
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,165
Wow.

318
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,200
Now you want the child
to keep secrets from his mother.

319
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,035
You are some piece of work.

320
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,242
-Morning.
-Morning.

321
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,613
Why is there a Jet Ski
in the garage?

322
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,983
Pretty sweet, huh? I bought it.

323
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,684
Why?

324
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,419
What do you mean, why?
You bought a Jeep.

325
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,820
Yeah, that I drive to work.

326
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,022
What are you gonna do
with that thing?

327
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,256
What am I gonna do?

328
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,126
I'll take it to the lake
and look like a badass.

329
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,561
How am I supposed to work
with that here?

330
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,864
I'll pull it out during the day
and put it back at night.

331
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,233
Every day?
For the rest of your life?

332
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,868
No, just till I have
a house on a lake

333
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,369
with a dock for my Jet Ski.

334
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,907
Aw, dude, this is just stupid.

335
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,841
Hey, you were all over me
to spend money

336
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,243
and have fun, so I did.

337
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,679
Yeah, but this is just stupid.

338
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,548
You want to be that way, fine.

339
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,883
I'm not taking you to the lake.

340
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,919
-Georgie.
-What?

341
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,154
This is really stupid.

342
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,228
Mind if I watch some TV?

343
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,762
Knock yourself out.

344
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,570
Please tell me.

345
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,672
Fine.

346
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,443
I know that every year

347
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,745
you said you were going
to a tire convention,

348
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,581
you really went to a casino.

349
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,955
Wait, that's not your secret.
That's my secret.

350
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,622
Did you know I knew?

351
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:50,757
No.

352
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,226
'Cause I can keep a secret.

353
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,863
That don't count.
Tell me one of yours.

354
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,631
-You first.
-Well, I don't got any more.

355
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:02,569
Well, then I guess you have
nothing to bargain with.

356
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,005
You're just bluffing.
I know everything about you.

357
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,676
Hey, um...
are you faking bedroom stuff?

358
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,244
'Cause I'm okay with that.

359
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,151
-Hey.
-Hey.

360
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,453
You're home late.
Did you have a tow?

361
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,256
No, I had a little accident
with the Jet Ski.

362
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,058
You took it to the lake?

363
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,260
I backed it into Ruben's Jeep.

364
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,129
Oh, Georgie.

365
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,631
The important thing is
no one was hurt.

366
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,567
Although Ruben did cry a little.

367
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,470
Did you ever think maybe this
wasn't the smartest purchase?

368
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,340
You and everybody else was
pushing me to buy something,

369
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,708
so I bought something.

370
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,244
Well, I didn't mean a Jet Ski
we're never gonna use.

371
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,113
We'll use it.
We'll go next weekend.

372
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,348
-It's gonna rain.
-Well, the weekend after.

373
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,683
-CeeCee has a birthday party.
-She can skip it.

374
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,119
No, no.

375
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,987
She skips and then all the moms
stop inviting her,

376
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,322
and then she's got no friends.

377
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,525
She'll make friends.
Her dad has a Jet Ski.

378
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,960
You are not putting
strange kids on that thing.

379
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,262
You're not putting
our kid on that thing.

380
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,631
Well, not now,
but once she learns to swim.

381
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,734
(sighs) Georgie, it's okay to
admit that you made a mistake.

382
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,037
I've bought plenty
of dumb things in my life.

383
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,005
I know.
I've seen your shoe closet.

384
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,376
Hey, my shoes are not dumb.
I love every single one of them.

385
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,312
Except for the clogs.
I'll give you the clogs.

386
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,281
Well, I love my Jet Ski.

387
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,882
And someday,
when we have a free weekend

388
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,851
and the weather's nice
and CeeCee learns to swim,

389
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,186
you're gonna love it, too.

390
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,121
Honey, are you listening
to yourself?

391
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,522
I don't have to.
I know what I'm saying.

392
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,798
I don't know.
It's kind of an eyesore.

393
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,634
You let Sheldon put
that big satellite dish

394
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,537
in the front yard when he was
trying to spy on NASA.

395
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,839
We made him take that down.

396
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,376
The FBI made him take it down.

397
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,411
Who do you think called them?

398
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,746
-Really?
-I had their card on the fridge

399
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,483
ever since the uranium incident.

400
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,252
I promise, it's only temporary.

401
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,621
A couple weeks, just till I find
a better place to store it.

402
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,990
Just a few weeks, right?

403
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,625
A month, tops.

404
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:09,162
And hey, when we take it out
on the lake, you should come.

405
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,664
That does sound kind of fun.

406
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,000
Finally, someone gets it.

407
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,374
("Turn! Turn! Turn!"
by The Byrds playing)

408
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,076
(crickets chirping)

409
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,112
(thunder rumbling)

410
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,946
* To everything *

411
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,617
* Turn, turn, turn *

412
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,485
* There is a season *

413
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,522
* Turn, turn, turn *

414
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,359
* And a time to every purpose *

415
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,461
* Under heaven *

416
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:46,633
* A time to be born,
a time to die *

417
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:50,403
* A time to plant,
a time to reap *

418
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:54,241
* A time to kill,
a time to heal *

419
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,709
* A time to laugh *

420
00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:01,080
* A time to weep. *

421
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,196
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