1 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:06,923 Hey, why don't we put our little screens down 2 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:09,176 and look at the big screen as a family? 3 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:19,102 Did you just text me, "Pass"? 4 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,315 It's got two "S's" in it. 5 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,694 Sorry. I need to take Lily on an early Valentine's date. 6 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,613 Hey, you know, I was thinking of getting her something small. 7 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,407 Can I borrow $1,100? 8 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,245 How about we order in and watch The Notebook? 9 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,789 Ugh, that movie has everything. 10 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,250 {\an8}Ryan Gosling, Ryan Gosling in the rain. 11 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,877 {\an8}Ryan Gosling without a shirt. 12 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,796 {\an8}Sure. And while we're doing it, we could do each other's nails. 13 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,549 {\an8}And I'll braid your hair. 14 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,842 {\an8}Oh, I'd stay for that. 15 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,261 {\an8}You know how expensive it is 16 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:54,221 {\an8}to get other people to do those things? 17 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,934 {\an8}- Hey. - Hey, Andy. 18 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:02,019 {\an8}Got a quick question for you. 19 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,896 {\an8}What are your thoughts about the movie The Notebook? 20 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,440 {\an8}Oh! I was really moved... 21 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,193 {\an8}to grab the remote and switch to football. 22 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,571 {\an8}Alright, a change of plans. You guys all take off. 23 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,031 {\an8}He stays here. 24 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,003 {\an8}Let's go! 25 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:29,755 {\an8}It's open. 26 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,465 {\an8}Unless you're Jehovah's Witness, then, uh... 27 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,176 {\an8}hail, Satan! 28 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:37,388 {\an8}Why do all the bad guys always start with "hail"? 29 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,182 {\an8}No one ever says, "Hail, Mr. Rogers." 30 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,019 {\an8}Uh, Amelie wanted to borrow our punch bowl 31 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,186 {\an8}for your birthday party. 32 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,896 {\an8}Amelie's not here, Sixers are on, 33 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,315 {\an8}down 4, 20 seconds to go. 34 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,983 {\an8}Shh! 35 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:51,319 {\an8}It's cute how you think us being quiet 36 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,031 {\an8}affects the concentration of the players on TV. 37 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,657 {\an8}All I want for my birthday is a Sixers win 38 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,409 {\an8}and a hug from your dad. 39 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,077 {\an8}Ha, good luck. The only time he ever hugged me 40 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,788 {\an8}was when I was choking on a grape. 41 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,667 {\an8}You used to make me watch Sixers games when we were kids. 42 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,253 {\an8}Oh, yeah. Your brother and I loved Allen Iverson. 43 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,881 {\an8}He had such a cool nickname. "The Answer." 44 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,759 {\an8}Then Coach Jenkins nicknamed me "The Question." 45 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:18,721 My nickname in high school was "The Pregnant." 46 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:20,431 Oh, my God, he made it. They're down two! 47 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,391 - Let's go! - Three seconds. There's no way. 48 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:23,934 - No, Maxey stole the ball. - Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! 49 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,227 - Half-courter! - It's in! 50 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,896 - It's in! It's in! - They won! They won! 51 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,190 It's in. Oh, my God! 52 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:36,280 Unbelievable. What a moment! 53 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,699 Uh, sorry, that was... 54 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,035 Incidental contact. Not a foul. 55 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,496 Definitely not. 56 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,332 I should go. 57 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,710 Well, you live here, so I should go. 58 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,588 Ah, here's the punch bowl for punch. 59 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,383 Or anything, really. Milk, horchata. 60 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,301 Heck, go wild and put spaghetti in it. 61 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,469 Don't let the name stop you from dreaming. 62 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,097 Okay, bye. 63 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,936 It was you, Gosling, all along. 64 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,271 Man, you had me fooled. 65 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:12,108 That was kind of cute, I liked that. 66 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,776 - Hey, Grandpa. - Oh, hey. How are you doing? 67 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,945 Look at that. Look at that, it's-- 68 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,656 It's a national badminton championship. 69 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,743 - What's up? - Matt Parker-- 70 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:26,664 strong, dependable. red meat. 71 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,457 how much time do you have? 72 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,711 Is that my obituary? 73 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,589 Remember, I want my ashes spread over Jane Fonda's house. 74 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,467 I wanna kill all those hippie plants she's got out front. 75 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,973 No, I made you a dating profile on TradSwipe. 76 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:46,183 It's a site for people with traditional values 77 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:48,310 who aren't interested in the uggos 78 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,354 they go to church with. 79 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,107 Uh, listen, you have no right 80 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,984 to go into my private settings like that. 81 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,569 You know, privacy's the last sacred thing 82 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,404 we have in the country. 83 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,948 Isn't that right, China? 84 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,204 Ever since you broke up with Eve, 85 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,457 all you do is work, come home, 86 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,917 and complain about how no one wants to work anymore. 87 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,253 Then, go to work again. 88 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,756 Look, I'm not gonna get on a dating site. 89 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,926 Oh, I get it. 90 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,471 You're scared. 91 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,556 I'm not scared. 92 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,560 The only thing that scares me is parking at Trader Joe's. 93 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,104 No, it's fine. 94 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,691 I'll just change your political affiliation to coward. 95 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,443 Oh, wow! 96 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,112 I'll change your bedtime to right now. 97 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,158 Quick question. How do you spell... 98 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,667 - Let me see what you got. - Look at that woman. 99 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,503 Hm. And she's really pretty. 100 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,756 Boy, that woman knows how to hold a trout. 101 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,886 Check this out. "Commie liberals, swipe down." 102 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,471 Look at that. 103 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,224 It won't even let you swipe left. 104 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,227 - I like it. - Mm-hm. 105 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,021 Hey, Riley. What you getting Gabe for his birthday? 106 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,856 An Iverson jersey. 107 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,316 But it might send the wrong message. 108 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,527 Like when you want to send a pic of your dog to a group chat, 109 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,029 but you accidentally send your right boob. 110 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,616 Right boob, right message. 111 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,868 Can you keep a secret? 112 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,371 Yes. Ask Kevin over at Quizno's. 113 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,540 He cheatin' on his taxes, his wife, 114 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,042 and ironically, with his accountant. 115 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,879 Gabe and I had a moment watching the Sixers game. 116 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,340 We, uh, almost kissed. 117 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:45,302 So, you feel like giving him the jersey would be like saying, 118 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,722 "Remember that time something almost happened?" 119 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,142 Well, you know I've always had feelings for him, 120 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,228 but now I'm with Andy, who's like, 121 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,605 Bridgerton meets Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid. 122 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:57,856 - And Gabe's got... - Hey, guys. 123 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,192 Ah, Amelie! Ha! 124 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,611 Gabe's girlfriend, who he loves. 125 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:05,155 And we love, everybody loves! 126 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:07,116 What should I get Gabe for his birthday? 127 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,076 I don't understand his wish list. 128 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,121 Boba Fett? Is that a smoothie? 129 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,623 And where am I gonna find a falcon? 130 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,751 I got a falcon guy. Barry. 131 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:20,462 Well, I don't wanna just pick something off of a list, you know? 132 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,132 I want to give him something that says, "I see you, 133 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,844 I know you. I smell you." 134 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,179 You are crazy. 135 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,683 He's a lucky man. 136 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,353 Um, I have a 76ers jersey you could give Gabe. 137 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,605 You don't wanna give it to him? 138 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,106 No. You should. 139 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,399 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 140 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,276 You're such a good one. 141 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,944 I can't believe I used to see you as a threat. 142 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,821 Oh! 143 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,824 - We almost kissed. - Yes, well, a good reminder 144 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,202 that could happen by accident to anyone. 145 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,204 Mmm... 146 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,250 So, Lynn, what do you do? 147 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,254 I took an early retirement, but I used to work in an office. 148 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,799 So, do you do a lot of online dating? 149 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,968 No. If I wanted to be catfished, 150 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,179 - I'd-- I'd do it from a boat. - Oh. 151 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,223 - You fish. - Oh, I tried it once. 152 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,684 I just posted that pic so I could land a catch. 153 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,019 Rawr! 154 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:19,396 Looks like I reeled in a big one. 155 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,023 I'm not that much of a catch, really. 156 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,524 Although I do wear the same size jeans 157 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,651 as I did in high school. 158 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,235 Oh! 159 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:26,945 Uh, so, do you want to get a bottle? 160 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,990 Yeah! How 'bout tequila? 161 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,826 - Obviously, I was joking. - Oh. 162 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,037 Unless you want tequila. 163 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,498 - I was thinking wine. - As long as it's from 164 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,583 the land of the free and the home of the brave. 165 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,710 So, no California wine at this table. 166 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:42,963 Yeah. 167 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:46,632 Yeah, I call it "Commie-fornia." 168 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,937 Happy birthday, Gabe! 169 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,816 It's whiskey. What every guy gets another guy. 170 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,360 - Come on in. - Alright. 171 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,278 - How you doing? - Uh, good. 172 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,239 Why wouldn't I be good? 173 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,532 You should be good. 174 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,158 I am good. 175 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,661 Good. Drinks? 176 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:16,871 Drinks. 177 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,750 Here you go. It's a red blend, 178 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,294 which means it's from three almost empty bottles of red wine. 179 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,048 Ooh! Cha-ber-lot, my favorite. 180 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,135 I'm gonna give you my gift now, Gabe. 181 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,559 No way. 182 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,312 Allen Iverson's my favorite player! 183 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,398 I went as him for Halloween. Head to toe. 184 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,275 Not that part. 185 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,112 In hindsight, the cornrows were iffy. 186 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,822 Hey, don't worry about it. 187 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,241 I dressed up as a white man for Halloween one year. 188 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,494 I spent the whole night failing upward. 189 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,623 Amelie, this is amazing. How did you know? 190 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,209 I know you, babe. 191 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,424 Yay, Amelie, you nailed it! 192 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,636 So, you don't care for Ellen? What about music? 193 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,221 I like country. 194 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,474 Ooh. I'm not a big country fan. 195 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,185 Especially Russia and Canada. 196 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,646 - Yeah, country music is not good. - Yeah. 197 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,274 I'm glad Kenny Rogers is dead. Pfft. 198 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,404 Well, he was a pretty nice man. 199 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,781 You're so right. 200 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,242 He was an angel, and that's why he's in heaven. 201 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,870 We don't have to agree on everything, right? 202 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:42,372 We don't. I agree. 203 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:44,792 Okay, this is what I mean. I mean, I don't have to be right about everything. 204 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,170 I-- I usually am, but I don't have to be. 205 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,838 Um, do you read? 206 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:53,133 Yeah! Mostly the classics. 207 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,221 I'm listening to Arnold Schwarzenegger read Wuthering Heights. 208 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,140 Interesting. Heathcliff. Do it. 209 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,017 Come over here now. Get to the chopper. 210 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,561 I'll be back. Do it, do it! 211 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:07,982 I don't know what any of that meant. 212 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,444 Well, you know what? You're wonderful. 213 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,321 But any relationship is like the Middle East. 214 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,324 Without a little conflict, there's nothing to talk about. 215 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,243 Shoot. 216 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,912 I'm sorry. I thought I found my prince. 217 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:24,373 - Mm. - A real one this time, 218 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,835 not the Nigerian one I gave half my retirement to. 219 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,838 Well, I'm sure Mr. Right is out there. 220 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,005 I can feel it for you. 221 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,424 Aw. You are sweet. 222 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:39,264 So, just to be clear, is sex off the table? 223 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,766 Ooh, or maybe it's on the table. 224 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,269 I'm very agreeable. 225 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,440 Oh, crap, it's time for the babysitter to go. 226 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,860 If she stays after 10:00, she starts going through my meds. 227 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,820 Oh, it's fine. I'll, uh, I'll stay 228 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,655 - and help Stitch clean up. - Alright. 229 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,866 You ain't gonna stay and help Stitch do nothing, 230 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,659 'cause I'm not staying. 231 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,035 What? No, stay. 232 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,912 Otherwise, it's just me and Gabe. 233 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,665 Okay, let me think. Clean up puke, 234 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,084 or help these lovely ladies get back at their father 235 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,587 who didn't show them enough love. 236 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,047 Girl, bye. 237 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,344 Amelie is out. 238 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,723 I had to pry the Grubhub app out of her sleepy hands. 239 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,726 - Everyone left? - Uh, yeah, Andy had to run. 240 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:29,189 So it's just me left to... take out the trash. 241 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,358 I don't know why I did that. 242 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:37,613 Andy's great, by the way, with his perfect blue eyes, 243 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,365 wild as the ocean, gently whispering, 244 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,868 "Everything's gonna be okay." 245 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,704 Yeah. Well, so is Amelie. 246 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,331 She's beautiful 247 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,957 and smells like she gets to shower every day 248 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,209 'cause she has no kids. 249 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,045 Yeah, look at this jersey. 250 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,047 It's, like, the perfect gift. 251 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,840 Favorite team. Favorite player. 252 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,885 Shows off my guns. 253 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:04,014 Yep. It was, uh, super thoughtful. 254 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,934 The fact that she knew to get this for me. 255 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,061 She's one of a kind. 256 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,147 Mmm... I bought it for you. 257 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:13,732 What? 258 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,317 I gave it to Amelie 259 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,986 'cause she didn't know what to get you. 260 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,364 But you did. 261 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,492 I've just known you longer. 262 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,870 You know me better. 263 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,875 - Riley, I-- - Gabe, what are we doing? 264 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,752 This is crazy. This can't happen. 265 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,420 You're right. Yeah. 266 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,881 We can't do this. We're both in relationships. 267 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,300 Exactly. 268 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,972 Babe! I need another bucket. 269 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,766 You should go. 270 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,811 And Fatburger! 271 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,649 - What can I get you? - Uh... 272 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,359 Whiskey, single. 273 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,528 Just like me. 274 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,864 Hi, I'm here to pick up a to-go order. 275 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,199 - Okay, let me check on that. - Okay. 276 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,076 Eve? 277 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,578 Hey, you're supposed to be in Korea. 278 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,455 Matt Parker. 279 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,833 Is it possible you got grumpier? 280 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,585 - What are you doing here? - Well, I was hungry, 281 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,671 so I came to this place where they make food. 282 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,673 It's called a restaurant. 283 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,967 You know, I forgot how frustrating it is talking to you. 284 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,469 It's like putting a Google search into a calculator. 285 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:28,141 Okay, clarify. What are you doing here in LA? 286 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,476 The Korean part of my tour is over, 287 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,520 so I am here in LA on a one-night layover, 288 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,980 and then I'm flying to Spain tomorrow 289 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,274 for the European leg of the tour. 290 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,651 My blood type is O negative and my shoe size is 10. 291 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,987 Any other questions, prosecutor? 292 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,074 Why didn't you tell me that you were in town? 293 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:50,246 Well, to be honest, I wasn't quite ready to see you. 294 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,875 But guess the universe has other ideas. 295 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,461 Does the universe only talk to white women? 296 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,212 I hate when people say stuff like that. 297 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,092 Sometimes when people hate something, 298 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,469 it's 'cause they're secretly attracted to it. 299 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,721 This isn't one of those times. 300 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,223 You're a terrible liar. 301 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,102 Did Mr. Universe tell you that? 302 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,146 See, you're smiling. 303 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,024 - Oh. - No, you're happy to see me. 304 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,193 Or you just forgot where you're at. 305 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,200 Alright, Mookie, here's the deal. 306 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,997 You want a Raptor power, you want Ferrari speed, 307 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,708 but you want two extra sippy cups in your minivan. 308 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,753 Yeah, I'm looking for something that says, "I'm a dad of two, 309 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,381 but a World Series champion of four." 310 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,179 A hot rod with a dad bod. 311 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,889 I like the challenge. I'm up to this. 312 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,225 Yeah, we said the same thing in the World Series. 313 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,685 - Sorry, Canada. - Yeah. 314 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,938 Yeah. 315 00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,482 Yeah, Canada sucks, eh? 316 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,444 - He's still not working on my car. - No. 317 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,279 Everybody else around here is very professional 318 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,864 and very discreet. 319 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,534 OMG, Mookie Betts is back? 320 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:13,078 Um, can I get a picture? I love you. 321 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,038 Sure. Bring it on in, guys. 322 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,707 Uh, can you take it, please? 323 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,547 Hey, Gabe, don't worry. 324 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,508 We're gonna take a picture with you when Mookie leaves. 325 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,302 Alright. 326 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,637 - Alright. - Listen, I'll get the plans soon. 327 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,139 I'll give you a call, and come back and take a look at it. 328 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,473 - Yes, sir. Thanks, Matt. - You bet, buddy. 329 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,392 Oh, Gabe, you know what? Just for you, my man. 330 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,478 Oh, my God, this is awesome. Thank you so much. 331 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,147 - What? - Alright. Thanks, guys. 332 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,149 See you, Betts. 333 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,820 Wait a second. That was his phone. 334 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,115 Hey, how'd your date go last night? 335 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,992 Did you guys become, uh, 336 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,286 Fox and Friends with benefits? 337 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,706 I'll tell you how his date went. He ran into Eve. 338 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,835 So, how cute is it you ran into Eve last night? 339 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,130 She's annoying. 340 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,178 And so pretty, which is also annoying. 341 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,847 Ooh, you missed her. 342 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,058 Eve's like the McRib. She's back. 343 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,227 Doesn't matter. 344 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,855 She leaves tonight for Barcelona. 345 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,149 Thorry, Barth-elona. 346 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,194 So? Go to the airport and stop her. 347 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,446 You can't run through TSA. 348 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:30,990 This isn't an '80s romcom. 349 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,867 Then, go with her. 350 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,577 Don't you see this is destiny? 351 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,704 You lost her once. Don't do it again. 352 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,956 I can't leave here. I got a life, I got a business. 353 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,502 I got an annoying daughter I don't trust with my house. 354 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,964 Dad, don't overthink this. Go to Spain with her. 355 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,425 If you miss this opportunity, you might not get it again. 356 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,010 It's now or never. 357 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,511 Choose love. 358 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,182 Riley's right. You gotta take a chance. 359 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,357 Have you two ever watched The Notebook? 360 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:13,991 Hey. 361 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,036 Hey. What are you doing here? 362 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,496 Remember how we told my dad 363 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,498 he had to take a chance for love? 364 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,292 I decided to take that advice, so... 365 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,586 I broke up with Andy. 366 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,838 What? Why? 367 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,007 Those eyes. 368 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,386 I thought we should finally give us a chance. 369 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,680 Ta-da! 370 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,975 Oh. 371 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,855 Riley, I have always been crazy about you. 372 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,567 But we talked about this. We agreed this couldn't happen. 373 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,194 But what if it should? 374 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,737 We're with other people now. 375 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,532 Well, you are. 376 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,160 I'm going home and going on TradSwipe. 377 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,247 We missed each other so many times. 378 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,207 Maybe this is a sign. 379 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,043 Oh, my God, I feel so stupid. 380 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,962 - Riley, no, no, please. - No, no, no! 381 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:12,008 It's all good, buddy. Pal. Buddy old pal. 382 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,218 We will laugh about this someday. 383 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,304 Maybe at your wedding, or my funeral, 384 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,639 which I wish was right now. 385 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,394 Sorry, ma'am, this is over the limit. 386 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,645 I'm gonna have to take it. 387 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,482 Oh, no. I stole that from the Four Seasons. 388 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,028 Oh, don't take that shampoo. We might need that. 389 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,698 - Matt Parker. - Eve Drake. 390 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,908 Wait, are you actually here, 391 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,037 or are you just a figment of my sleep gummy? 392 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,957 I was hoping to surprise you on the airplane, 393 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,835 so if this plan works, it's my idea. 394 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,504 If it doesn't work, it was Riley's idea. 395 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,673 You're coming to Spain? 396 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,300 I didn't even think you had a passport. 397 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,844 You know, they can track you with those things. 398 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,765 They can still track me. I have the Fauci ouchie. 399 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,185 I can't believe you're here. 400 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:10,106 After last night, I realized how much I want you back in my life. 401 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,524 Not so much your opinions on wind farming 402 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,445 and how it's ruining America, but like, everything else. 403 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,448 Well, I had this speech prepared to tell you 404 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:19,867 how I wanted you in my life. 405 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,037 And now you've ruined it, which is so you. 406 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,212 That's also so you. 407 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:35,256 - Are you sure you wanna do this? - I don't wanna overthink it. 408 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,967 I'm leaving my shop in the hands of a disabled man 409 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,345 and Stitch. 410 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,058 - I missed you. - I missed you, too. 411 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,562 Barcelona's gonna be so romantic. 412 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,148 Sangria. Paella. 413 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:55,110 - State-sponsored nap time. - Whoo! 414 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,694 Hey, why don't we just head to Detroit? 415 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,780 Look, it's February. 416 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,240 Let's try this. 417 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,124 The jerk behind me keeps kicking me in the seat there. 418 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,252 - He's seven. - If he's old enough to kick, 419 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,213 he's old enough to get his ass kicked. 420 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,215 Okay, I just want to say one thing. 421 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,092 We know. We love you, too. 422 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,343 That's not what I was gonna say. 423 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,803 I don't want you to touch the remotes. 424 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,555 Leave the thermostat alone. 425 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,598 And don't touch that elk jerky on the counter. 426 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,892 That was a gift from me to me. 427 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,477 Buen viaje, Abuelo. 428 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,604 Adios, nerdito. 429 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:38,070 So, who's ready for quality Mama time? 430 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,621 So glad I had kids. Way better than a diploma. 431 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,793 Andy, are you here for breakup sex? 432 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,755 It's a bad idea, but fine. 433 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,131 {\an8}No. 434 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,758 {\an8}I mean, obviously, I'm open to sex, 435 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,469 {\an8}breakup or otherwise. 436 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,763 {\an8}Look, you're making a mistake. 437 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,223 {\an8}- What? - We're good together. 438 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,933 {\an8}We make each other happy. 439 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,352 {\an8}I did it. I broke up with Amelie. 440 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,899 {\an8}- What's he doing here? - What's he doing here? 441 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,151 {\an8}Uh... 442 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,029 {\an8}no hablo inglés?