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疫後本港經濟遭受嚴重打擊

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飲食業、旅遊業、婚嫁行業

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更加是首當其衝

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多間餐飲品牌、婚嫁公司

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在疫情重創下紛紛結業

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經濟學家陳榮亮預期本港經濟活動

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亦難以短期內恢復正常

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明叔 你好

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明叔？

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是的 請坐

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你就是美玉的老公？

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男朋友

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還沒結婚嗎

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你叫我道生吧

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美玉跟我說過了

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你本來是當婚禮策劃師的吧

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既然現在賺不了生人的錢

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那就來發死人財吧

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跟您學習

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我們這個行業的工作很簡單

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都是一些簡單瑣碎的工作

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只要有心跳

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有呼吸的 都可以做得來

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新入行的人有什麼需要留意？

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父母還健在嗎

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去世很久了 有心

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那就行了

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被人用髒話罵的時候 也不用太介懷了

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明白

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明白就好了

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來 走吧

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去哪裏？

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開工啊！

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結帳 謝謝

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不是給你的

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分給家屬吧

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每位派多少？

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三枝

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各位

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拜三下

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然後跟先人說"起來吧"

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"阿公起來吧" "阿爸起來吧"

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先人的遺物都在這裏了

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謝謝師傅

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請過目

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家屬請迴避

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大吉大利 百無禁忌

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那股屍體的氣味確實令人很難受

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不過你慢慢就會習慣

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不會

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這個世界最令人難受的

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是"窮"

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香港殯儀

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是一文一武的組合

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"文"指的是殯儀經紀

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即是我們

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"武"就是指喃嘸師傅

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我的搭檔叫Hello文

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在紅磡這裏 是公認最好的喃嘸師傅

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你之後會有機會見到他

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Hello文？

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從他的名字就知道

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他應該很好相處的

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"您好"

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這名字是行家們給他取的

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你跟他相處久了 自然就會明白了

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這是給你的

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不用了

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我也沒做什麼

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拿去吧

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多謝

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世侄

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我侄女說你為人可靠

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我才會答應把長生店交給你打理

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你不用給我轉讓費了

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總之 每月的租金

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你付給我

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如果你接到生意

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就跟文哥平分利潤

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但你要記住

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要對得起客戶

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對得起夥計們 知道嗎

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知道

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喝茶吧

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乾杯！

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文哥 喝茶！

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聽著

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我們當喃嘸師傅的

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說句好聽的

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就是"吃十方飯"

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說句難聽的

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就是"發死人財"！

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想要得到別人尊重

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就必須先尊重自己！

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-對嗎  -對！

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-對不對  -知道

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-對嗎  -對

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-對不對-  知道

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什麼事發這麼大火啊

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明叔

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喝茶吧

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謝謝

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發生什麼事了？

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臭小子不長進 別提了

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去抽煙吧

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明叔 你們慢慢聊

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對了

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你點算一下

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不用了

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昨天那小子怎樣？

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年紀不輕了

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不過他有一個優點

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就是缺錢

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別讓我猜中

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我覺得他幹不了多久

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麻煩你收斂一下臭脾氣

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好歹人家也是你的搭檔

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千萬別用"搭檔"這個詞

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我這輩子只有你一個搭檔

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那就當你幫他一把可以吧？

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別擺老油條的架子好嗎

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我八十多歲了

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不是老油條是什麼？

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你告訴我

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好了

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喝茶吧 老油條

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老油條…

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我告訴你

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你到了溫哥華

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不冷死才怪

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真的 沒跟你開玩笑

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喂？

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你在哪？

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我到隧道了 有點堵車

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很快到家了

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你偷了人家的帛金嗎

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這是工資

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半天而已

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魏先生

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錢的確是重要的

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但你不一定要勉強自己

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其實差不了多少

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婚禮和葬禮

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辦婚禮是替"新人"服務

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辦喪禮就是替"先人"服務

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辦婚禮收的是"禮金"

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辦喪禮收的是"帛金"

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不過是一字之差而已

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切蛋糕跟破地獄不一樣了吧？

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一樣都需要用刀

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婚禮和喪禮都是一場表演

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以前辦婚禮是場表演

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現場辦喪禮也是場表演

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這個放哪裏？

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Suey

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是

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把這扔了 都快要化掉了

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知道

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老大 不如把這幾塊棺材板也扔掉吧

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很舊了

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這些棺材板有百多年歷史

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把你扔掉四遍 也不能扔掉它們

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鎮店之寶啊！

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知道 老大

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這張藤椅還要嗎

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這麼殘舊

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說不定很邪門

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Yman！

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是

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先把這張椅子扔了

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知道 沒問題

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Suey

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是

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這個殘局

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可能是Hello文哥沒下完的

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快拍下來 好的

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把"車"移上 不然就用"炮"

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無論如何都是死路一條

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這位一定是Hello文哥！

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你好！

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什麼Hello

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你不懂中文嗎

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不好意思！

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文哥

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明叔安排我來做你的Partner

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不對

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是搭檔

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我叫道生

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這位一定是斌哥吧？

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叫我志斌就可以了

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你好

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你們過來

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這幾位是 Yman

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傑仔

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Suey

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他們是我的助理 很能幹的

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以後有什麼需要 隨時吩咐他們

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不用理會他 他老是這樣子

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這裏佈置得不錯

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店面光鮮一點 我相信生意也會好一點

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這些都是賣的嗎

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其實香港的殯儀業競爭很大

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發展一下周邊商品

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利潤也會高一點

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總之

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別人有的我會有

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別人沒有的我也盡量有

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這條手鏈挺好看！

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我想要一條送給老婆

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斌哥

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這是用來放骨灰的

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真的嗎

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沒關係 她不會知道的

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多少錢？

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拿去吧

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我的藤椅呢？

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我的藤椅呢？

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垃圾站

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你叫什麼名字？

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道生

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道生哥

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令壽堂還健在嗎

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過世很久了 有心

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替我問候她

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那藤椅是他亡妻送的

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是他的王座

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你找不回來的話

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就死定了！

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椅在人在啊！

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你找誰？

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我來找文哥

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脫鞋

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好的

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文哥

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我們尋回你的藤椅了

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原封不動放回店裏

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消毒了嗎

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消毒過了

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你怎樣消毒的？

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先用清水擦一次

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再用消毒火酒從頭到尾擦一次

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姑姑

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我今天晚了下班

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益記打烊了 買不到合桃酥

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來不及買也應該打電話告訴我吧？

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我可以自己去買！

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洋洋

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來洗手吃飯

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知道

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不打擾你們吃飯了

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我先走了 文哥

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你吃飯了嗎

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老爺 你的面

254
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謝謝

255
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祈禱

256
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起初如何 今日亦然

257
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直到永遠

258
00:16:59,577 --> 00:17:00,410
阿門

259
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,035
好 吃飯吧

260
00:17:03,035 --> 00:17:04,202
吃飯

261
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,660
你真有想法

262
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,535
用不著這麼豐富吧？

263
00:17:10,535 --> 00:17:12,035
家常小菜而已

264
00:17:12,035 --> 00:17:14,035
不過在網上有不錯的評價

265
00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:16,077
文哥 我特別介紹

266
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,410
這只乳豬

267
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,827
別看它這麼大一隻

268
00:17:20,202 --> 00:17:21,910
只出生了數天而已

269
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,327
特別香脆的！

270
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:31,827
你們慢慢吃吧

271
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,160
你不知道我爸是吃素的嗎

272
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,577
今天不用做法事也要吃素？

273
00:17:40,577 --> 00:17:43,452
其他喃嘸師傅平日都是大魚大肉的

274
00:17:43,702 --> 00:17:46,035
不要拿我爸跟那些混蛋比較！

275
00:17:47,202 --> 00:17:48,300
對啊！

276
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:53,202
你怎麼可以拿我爸跟我這種混蛋比較啊？

277
00:18:21,494 --> 00:18:22,327
我們是消防署救護員

278
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:23,119
你是否召了救護車？

279
00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:23,952
是的

280
00:18:25,744 --> 00:18:26,452
伯伯？

281
00:18:27,869 --> 00:18:29,077
剛才發生什麼事？

282
00:18:29,077 --> 00:18:30,202
我們吃過飯後

283
00:18:30,202 --> 00:18:31,494
他就坐著看電視

284
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,202
我回到房間工作

285
00:18:33,202 --> 00:18:34,452
突然聽見他大喊

286
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:36,369
我出來就發現他按著胸口喊疼

287
00:18:36,369 --> 00:18:38,744
心跳145 血氧含量94

288
00:18:41,077 --> 00:18:42,244
你行不行的？

289
00:18:42,244 --> 00:18:43,577
-笨手笨腳的  -一 二  三

290
00:18:43,577 --> 00:18:44,952
不要弄傷我爸！

291
00:18:44,952 --> 00:18:46,327
先生 你可以放心

292
00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:49,369
男女救護員的體能要求是一樣的

293
00:19:00,327 --> 00:19:01,327
心跳停了

294
00:19:01,994 --> 00:19:02,744
伯伯？

295
00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:04,952
病者脈搏停了

296
00:19:04,952 --> 00:19:05,827
進行心肺復甦

297
00:19:14,452 --> 00:19:15,202
不要接觸病者！

298
00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:18,952
沒有電流活動

299
00:19:18,952 --> 00:19:19,827
繼續心肺復甦

300
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,202
泉哥 還有多久到醫院？

301
00:19:23,202 --> 00:19:24,202
三十秒！

302
00:19:34,202 --> 00:19:35,577
01,02,03

303
00:19:35,577 --> 00:19:38,244
24,25,26,27

304
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,452
28,29,30

305
00:19:39,452 --> 00:19:40,077
昏倒案件

306
00:19:40,077 --> 00:19:41,244
病者在家中暈倒

307
00:19:41,244 --> 00:19:42,702
送院途中突然心跳停頓

308
00:19:42,702 --> 00:19:44,077
送院期間一直進行心肺復甦

309
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:39,494
我明天放假

310
00:20:39,494 --> 00:20:40,494
不如一起去看電影？

311
00:20:41,077 --> 00:20:42,244
我不適合談戀愛

312
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,577
就當是普通朋友 吃頓飯總可以吧？

313
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:48,452
我們不是朋友

314
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:54,452
其實我知道

315
00:20:55,619 --> 00:20:58,202
每次有病者失救

316
00:20:58,202 --> 00:21:01,202
你心情不好才會來找我

317
00:21:03,577 --> 00:21:04,910
如果你介意

318
00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:05,952
就不要再聯絡

319
00:21:57,202 --> 00:21:58,327
早安

320
00:23:05,869 --> 00:23:09,035
這個紀念品確實做得不錯

321
00:23:09,035 --> 00:23:12,119
不過有需要用我的照片嗎

322
00:23:12,702 --> 00:23:15,369
模版而已

323
00:23:15,369 --> 00:23:16,494
一個多少錢？

324
00:23:16,494 --> 00:23:18,077
一個八元 三星期可交貨

325
00:23:18,327 --> 00:23:19,577
太貴了

326
00:23:19,577 --> 00:23:20,827
還價一個五元

327
00:23:20,827 --> 00:23:22,619
訂一千個

328
00:23:22,619 --> 00:23:23,952
兩星期交貨

329
00:23:23,952 --> 00:23:24,577
他不行的話

330
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:25,452
找其他廠家

331
00:23:25,452 --> 00:23:25,952
收到！

332
00:23:25,952 --> 00:23:26,827
找其他廠家！

333
00:23:28,952 --> 00:23:29,702
喂！

334
00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:31,077
喂！

335
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,035
她是認真的嗎

336
00:23:34,035 --> 00:23:35,077
你好

337
00:23:37,202 --> 00:23:38,077
兩位好！

338
00:23:38,577 --> 00:23:39,369
請坐！

339
00:23:50,952 --> 00:23:51,994
我姓朱

340
00:23:52,452 --> 00:23:53,452
這位是我太太

341
00:23:53,452 --> 00:23:54,744
朱先生 朱太太 您好！

342
00:23:54,744 --> 00:23:56,744
我有什麼可以幫忙？

343
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:59,744
我弟弟剛去世

344
00:24:00,369 --> 00:24:01,952
我想為他辦一個喪禮

345
00:24:02,577 --> 00:24:03,369
明白

346
00:24:03,369 --> 00:24:05,119
我們一定盡力而為

347
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,452
不如我先簡單介紹一下

348
00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:15,869
其實長生店的基本服務

349
00:24:15,869 --> 00:24:17,452
都是大同小異

350
00:24:18,077 --> 00:24:20,827
價錢取決於

351
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,702
客戶選擇火葬還是土葬

352
00:24:22,702 --> 00:24:24,327
靈堂的大小

353
00:24:24,327 --> 00:24:26,702
棺木的質素

354
00:24:26,702 --> 00:24:27,994
紙紮祭品的數量

355
00:24:27,994 --> 00:24:30,202
諸如此類

356
00:24:31,244 --> 00:24:34,202
不過由於先人這麼年輕

357
00:24:34,202 --> 00:24:37,744
我建議不用完全跟隨傳統

358
00:24:38,202 --> 00:24:41,952
我們可以為他客制化一個特別的喪禮

359
00:24:41,952 --> 00:24:46,077
令整個儀式更有紀念價值

360
00:24:47,202 --> 00:24:48,744
但當然

361
00:24:48,744 --> 00:24:51,202
費用會稍微高一點

362
00:24:53,869 --> 00:24:55,952
我們沒有特別要求

363
00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:59,202
只要辦得得體就可以了

364
00:24:59,577 --> 00:25:00,710
明白

365
00:25:01,077 --> 00:25:02,577
那不如我們詳細談一下

366
00:25:02,577 --> 00:25:04,202
要不要來一杯咖啡？

367
00:25:04,994 --> 00:25:06,827
要手沖咖啡還是意式咖啡？

368
00:25:07,494 --> 00:25:12,494
我們已經初步瞭解過先人的性格和愛好

369
00:25:12,494 --> 00:25:14,202
所以…

370
00:25:14,202 --> 00:25:20,577
我會建議喪禮以"回憶"和"懷念"做主題

371
00:25:21,244 --> 00:25:24,369
吉儀方面 現在坊間很流行

372
00:25:24,369 --> 00:25:26,827
客制化一些紀念品來代替

373
00:25:27,619 --> 00:25:29,577
例如這一個

374
00:25:33,577 --> 00:25:35,327
它的概念是

375
00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:39,077
"先人照亮你的前路"

376
00:25:39,077 --> 00:25:43,744
當然 這個設計未必適合你們的要求

377
00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:48,619
既然先人喜歡跑車

378
00:25:49,827 --> 00:25:53,327
我們可以採用跑車的概念去設計

379
00:25:54,369 --> 00:25:55,827
這個大約多少錢？

380
00:25:55,827 --> 00:25:57,119
很便宜

381
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:58,577
單價大約五十多元

382
00:25:58,577 --> 00:26:01,327
如果訂製一百個的話

383
00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,077
我們可以提供九折優惠

384
00:26:03,077 --> 00:26:04,702
大概一個四十五元左右

385
00:26:05,952 --> 00:26:07,702
但是我們親友不多

386
00:26:07,702 --> 00:26:09,577
弟弟的朋友全部都在外國

387
00:26:09,577 --> 00:26:11,827
我們可以幫忙郵遞給他們

388
00:26:11,827 --> 00:26:13,452
小數目而己

389
00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:18,702
麻煩你 帥哥

390
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:19,869
我來取外賣的

391
00:26:21,827 --> 00:26:22,827
蓮姐

392
00:26:22,827 --> 00:26:23,869
我的外賣好了嗎

393
00:26:23,869 --> 00:26:24,702
放在外面了

394
00:26:24,702 --> 00:26:25,494
好的

395
00:26:28,827 --> 00:26:29,744
看來今天很忙吧

396
00:26:30,744 --> 00:26:31,494
習慣了

397
00:26:33,077 --> 00:26:34,577
蓮姐 我把錢放這裏

398
00:26:34,577 --> 00:26:35,827
等等

399
00:26:38,577 --> 00:26:40,577
帶上這壺紅棗水

400
00:26:40,577 --> 00:26:43,327
看看你 面青唇白似的

401
00:26:43,827 --> 00:26:46,369
不要仗著自己還年輕

402
00:26:46,369 --> 00:26:48,244
女人需要補補身子

403
00:26:48,702 --> 00:26:49,702
多謝蓮姐！

404
00:26:49,702 --> 00:26:50,452
玥

405
00:26:51,202 --> 00:26:52,119
要出發了

406
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:52,702
知道

407
00:26:52,702 --> 00:26:53,452
先忙了

408
00:26:53,577 --> 00:26:54,285
去吧

409
00:27:02,702 --> 00:27:03,369
喂

410
00:27:03,744 --> 00:27:04,577
老大

411
00:27:05,369 --> 00:27:06,577
場地佈置好了嗎

412
00:27:06,577 --> 00:27:07,952
半小時後準備好

413
00:27:07,952 --> 00:27:10,702
記得在網上直播宣傳一下

414
00:27:10,702 --> 00:27:11,202
知道

415
00:27:11,244 --> 00:27:12,244
先人的遺體到了嗎

416
00:27:12,327 --> 00:27:13,369
到了 在裏面

417
00:27:14,077 --> 00:27:15,119
有沒有搞錯？

418
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:16,619
我們一早說好的

419
00:27:16,619 --> 00:27:17,952
我們做事是有規矩的 不是你說了算…

420
00:27:17,952 --> 00:27:19,577
我錢都付了！

421
00:27:19,577 --> 00:27:21,869
你搞清楚 這不是我負責的

422
00:27:21,869 --> 00:27:22,577
什麼事？

423
00:27:22,577 --> 00:27:24,327
他們不肯替先人穿衣服

424
00:27:24,327 --> 00:27:25,494
你們先搞清楚

425
00:27:25,494 --> 00:27:27,702
我們只負責搬"魚"

426
00:27:27,702 --> 00:27:30,202
一向都是殯儀經紀負責替遺體穿衣服的

427
00:27:30,994 --> 00:27:32,452
我多付一點錢 可以幫忙嗎

428
00:27:34,327 --> 00:27:35,619
一千二百元

429
00:27:35,619 --> 00:27:36,744
每人啊！

430
00:27:37,327 --> 00:27:38,327
沒問題！

431
00:27:39,202 --> 00:27:40,702
先人穿自己的西裝

432
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:41,577
麻煩你

433
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:42,702
溫柔一點

434
00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:43,827
好的

435
00:27:45,577 --> 00:27:48,202
這些工作以前是明叔一手包辦的

436
00:27:48,202 --> 00:27:50,077
現在我們外判出去

437
00:27:50,077 --> 00:27:51,702
不要只顧價錢便宜

438
00:27:51,702 --> 00:27:53,744
要看清楚報價表包括什麼項目

439
00:27:53,744 --> 00:27:54,619
知道嗎

440
00:27:54,619 --> 00:27:55,494
對不起 老大！

441
00:27:55,869 --> 00:27:56,869
化妝師呢？

442
00:27:57,494 --> 00:27:58,244
在這裏

443
00:27:58,869 --> 00:28:00,327
魏先生 是吧？

444
00:28:00,994 --> 00:28:02,577
我們需要的是"先人"化妝師

445
00:28:02,577 --> 00:28:04,077
不是"新人"化妝師啊

446
00:28:04,077 --> 00:28:05,702
我不是新人了

447
00:28:05,702 --> 00:28:07,327
我每天最少替五條"魚"化妝

448
00:28:08,327 --> 00:28:09,202
不好意思！

449
00:28:09,202 --> 00:28:10,827
原來是前輩

450
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,785
估計需時多久？

451
00:28:11,785 --> 00:28:12,577
四十五分鐘吧

452
00:28:13,077 --> 00:28:14,077
快一點 可以嗎

453
00:28:14,077 --> 00:28:14,952
可以 你自己化吧！

454
00:28:14,952 --> 00:28:15,994
前輩

455
00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:16,952
你化吧

456
00:28:20,577 --> 00:28:22,077
你去現場打點

457
00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:24,035
18：45後才可以讓賓客進來

458
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:24,994
那你呢？

459
00:28:26,827 --> 00:28:27,952
我有事要忙

460
00:29:29,577 --> 00:29:30,619
朱先生

461
00:29:32,369 --> 00:29:34,577
我細看過你弟弟的社交帳戶

462
00:29:34,577 --> 00:29:37,744
發現他對跑車的要求很高

463
00:29:37,744 --> 00:29:39,202
最喜歡的

464
00:29:39,202 --> 00:29:40,452
是這台瑪莎拉蒂

465
00:29:40,452 --> 00:29:42,827
所以我特意找人研究了很久

466
00:29:42,827 --> 00:29:44,619
組裝了這一台

467
00:29:44,619 --> 00:29:47,285
跟實物原大同款的紙紮瑪莎拉蒂

468
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,827
希望你弟弟在天之靈

469
00:29:48,827 --> 00:29:50,119
會感到欣慰

470
00:29:51,119 --> 00:29:52,452
我弟弟

471
00:29:52,452 --> 00:29:54,702
就是被這款瑪莎拉蒂撞死的！

472
00:29:54,702 --> 00:29:55,994
你有沒有搞錯？

473
00:29:55,994 --> 00:29:57,202
太不專業了！

474
00:29:57,202 --> 00:29:58,369
怎麼可能不先查清楚？

475
00:29:58,369 --> 00:30:00,702
這件事我一定追究到底！

476
00:30:11,994 --> 00:30:13,577
文哥 喝茶

477
00:30:23,827 --> 00:30:25,494
今天的事是我的錯

478
00:30:25,494 --> 00:30:26,702
對不起！

479
00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:30,119
你沒有對不起我

480
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:31,869
你是對不起先人的家屬

481
00:30:32,494 --> 00:30:33,952
是我疏忽了

482
00:30:33,952 --> 00:30:37,369
我應該事前查清楚先人是怎樣去世的

483
00:30:39,494 --> 00:30:40,952
你不是疏忽

484
00:30:41,577 --> 00:30:43,202
你是不在乎

485
00:30:44,077 --> 00:30:45,577
你根本就沒有同理心

486
00:30:46,994 --> 00:30:49,660
沒有認真看待殯儀

487
00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:51,369
門外漢就是門外漢

488
00:30:52,077 --> 00:30:55,119
因為明叔把長生店交了給我打理

489
00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:56,452
我一時心急

490
00:30:56,452 --> 00:30:58,744
想把生意做好而已

491
00:31:04,702 --> 00:31:05,827
你什麼意思？

492
00:31:06,619 --> 00:31:08,077
你用阿明的名義來壓我

493
00:31:08,077 --> 00:31:10,369
即是說我們應該要平起平坐 是嗎

494
00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:13,369
我不是這個意思

495
00:31:13,952 --> 00:31:17,077
你是前輩 我很感激你的提點

496
00:31:17,077 --> 00:31:20,327
我做錯了 也明白自己錯在哪

497
00:31:20,327 --> 00:31:23,119
我不會再犯同樣的錯誤了

498
00:31:23,119 --> 00:31:24,077
對不起！

499
00:31:24,077 --> 00:31:25,244
郭志斌！

500
00:31:25,244 --> 00:31:26,952
你不是說要替兒子檢查功課嗎

501
00:31:26,952 --> 00:31:28,869
家嫂 你就當幫個忙吧！

502
00:31:28,869 --> 00:31:30,577
女人內衣褲很污穢

503
00:31:30,577 --> 00:31:33,202
-不可以放在我的法衣上  -對不起 老爺！

504
00:31:33,202 --> 00:31:34,744
-對不起  -行了 我來弄吧

505
00:31:39,452 --> 00:31:40,744
我跟你說…

506
00:31:45,619 --> 00:31:47,994
女人的內衣褲到底有什麼污穢呢？

507
00:31:48,869 --> 00:31:50,827
我說過十萬次了

508
00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:52,327
女人有月經

509
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,494
祖師爺不喜歡的！

510
00:31:55,452 --> 00:31:56,952
祖師爺親口跟你說的嗎

511
00:31:56,952 --> 00:31:58,077
祖師爺沒母親嗎

512
00:31:58,077 --> 00:31:59,327
他母親沒月經嗎

513
00:31:59,327 --> 00:32:00,202
你再說一遍！

514
00:32:00,702 --> 00:32:01,452
聽不到嗎

515
00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:02,577
有本事再說一遍！

516
00:32:02,577 --> 00:32:04,327
聽不到就去問祖師爺吧！

517
00:32:05,202 --> 00:32:06,369
你敢再說一遍！

518
00:32:19,994 --> 00:32:22,202
又跟你爸吵架嗎

519
00:32:22,202 --> 00:32:23,827
他一向都看我不順眼

520
00:32:25,119 --> 00:32:26,994
他根本是偏心

521
00:32:26,994 --> 00:32:28,077
哥哥做什麼都是對的

522
00:32:28,077 --> 00:32:29,577
我就連呼吸都有錯

523
00:32:35,327 --> 00:32:38,369
兩父女哪有隔夜仇

524
00:32:41,119 --> 00:32:43,452
燉雪梨蘋果無花果

525
00:32:43,452 --> 00:32:44,952
下火的

526
00:32:47,577 --> 00:32:48,702
坐下來

527
00:32:48,702 --> 00:32:49,952
幫你做檢查

528
00:33:10,327 --> 00:33:11,827
血壓有點高

529
00:33:11,827 --> 00:33:12,994
你有沒有吃藥？

530
00:33:12,994 --> 00:33:15,827
我有聽你的話 每天都有吃藥

531
00:33:17,869 --> 00:33:19,119
給我看一下小腿

532
00:33:24,452 --> 00:33:25,744
這麼腫？

533
00:33:29,494 --> 00:33:30,244
痛嗎

534
00:33:31,494 --> 00:33:32,702
不會

535
00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:42,494
吸氣

536
00:33:43,702 --> 00:33:44,577
呼氣

537
00:33:45,952 --> 00:33:46,869
吸

538
00:33:47,577 --> 00:33:48,577
呼

539
00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:51,577
有沒有呼吸不順或者不舒服？

540
00:33:52,452 --> 00:33:54,077
沒有

541
00:33:54,952 --> 00:33:56,327
記住了 一旦呼吸不順

542
00:33:56,327 --> 00:33:57,702
立刻打電話給我

543
00:33:58,577 --> 00:34:01,702
行了 你不用管我的

544
00:34:02,452 --> 00:34:03,702
認真的

545
00:34:03,702 --> 00:34:05,119
立刻打電話給我！

546
00:34:06,452 --> 00:34:07,244
知道了

547
00:34:10,077 --> 00:34:11,619
別生氣了

548
00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:13,452
喝蘋果水吧

549
00:34:34,327 --> 00:34:35,577
-小姐  -你好

550
00:34:35,577 --> 00:34:38,244
請問你們是不是什麼都可以客制化的？

551
00:34:38,369 --> 00:34:39,577
進來慢慢聊吧

552
00:34:42,202 --> 00:34:42,994
請坐！

553
00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:48,869
請問貴姓？

554
00:34:48,869 --> 00:34:50,369
你叫我甄小姐就可以了

555
00:34:50,369 --> 00:34:51,452
-甄小姐  -是

556
00:34:52,702 --> 00:34:53,744
喝點什麼嗎

557
00:34:54,577 --> 00:34:55,577
水就可以了

558
00:35:00,952 --> 00:35:03,744
我想找一副金絲楠木造的棺木

559
00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:04,952
價錢不是問題

560
00:35:05,952 --> 00:35:08,702
金絲楠木是瀕危樹種

561
00:35:08,702 --> 00:35:10,952
恐怕是有錢也買不到了 甄小姐

562
00:35:17,369 --> 00:35:20,077
我走遍整個紅磡 就只有你跟我說實話

563
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:23,244
我當然想賺錢

564
00:35:23,244 --> 00:35:25,785
但做不來的事 我也不敢答應

565
00:35:30,994 --> 00:35:33,327
好 那我交給你安排

566
00:35:34,994 --> 00:35:38,744
你替我找一副最好的楠木

567
00:35:40,952 --> 00:35:42,952
多謝甄小姐信任！

568
00:35:43,744 --> 00:35:45,577
請問打算何時替先人下葬？

569
00:35:49,077 --> 00:35:50,327
不打算下葬

570
00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:02,452
我真不明白

571
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,327
甄小姐想保存兒子的遺體

572
00:36:05,327 --> 00:36:06,952
既然可以付這麼高的價錢

573
00:36:06,952 --> 00:36:09,744
為什麼不直接找人體冷凍公司呢？

574
00:36:10,077 --> 00:36:11,244
你以為做冰條啊？

575
00:36:11,244 --> 00:36:13,952
人體冷凍需要很長時間計劃的

576
00:36:13,952 --> 00:36:16,202
她兒子那麼小就病重

577
00:36:16,202 --> 00:36:18,369
當母親的自然是想盡辦法醫治

578
00:36:18,369 --> 00:36:20,160
怎麼會提早放棄？

579
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,952
但她的方法是不可行的

580
00:36:22,952 --> 00:36:23,910
就算做木乃伊

581
00:36:23,910 --> 00:36:25,285
也要先把屍體的器官全清理掉

582
00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:26,577
再把血放干

583
00:36:26,702 --> 00:36:28,577
現在她要求保存全屍

584
00:36:28,577 --> 00:36:30,077
但只能用有機的物料

585
00:36:30,077 --> 00:36:31,577
就算抽了真空

586
00:36:31,577 --> 00:36:33,327
都不可能完全防腐的

587
00:36:33,327 --> 00:36:35,494
我真佩服你們！

588
00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:37,452
還在研究嗎

589
00:36:39,244 --> 00:36:41,744
客人已經清楚說了要怎樣做

590
00:36:41,744 --> 00:36:44,494
我們照著辦就可以了

591
00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:47,035
你們為什麼還要質疑她呢？

592
00:36:47,077 --> 00:36:50,952
但她說要等到未來科技發達

593
00:36:50,994 --> 00:36:52,660
讓兒子起死回生

594
00:36:52,785 --> 00:36:54,494
這不會太瘋狂嗎

595
00:36:54,577 --> 00:36:56,869
我們是服務行業

596
00:36:56,869 --> 00:36:57,994
客人付得起錢

597
00:36:57,994 --> 00:36:59,619
我們就提供服務

598
00:36:59,619 --> 00:37:03,244
你們有時間倒不如去物色專業的防腐師

599
00:37:03,244 --> 00:37:05,160
趕緊完成它吧！

600
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,202
我全都問過了

601
00:37:07,202 --> 00:37:10,452
甄小姐的大名傳遍整個紅磡了

602
00:37:10,827 --> 00:37:12,577
所有人都只說她是瘋子

603
00:37:12,577 --> 00:37:13,952
沒有人願意做

604
00:37:19,702 --> 00:37:20,577
老大

605
00:37:21,077 --> 00:37:22,702
我知道你在打什麼主意的

606
00:37:22,702 --> 00:37:23,827
別指望我們！

607
00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:26,452
我們只負責籌備儀式

608
00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:27,994
你說過我們不用碰屍體的

609
00:37:28,077 --> 00:37:31,785
拜託！你們這麼年輕 別那麼迂腐好嗎

610
00:37:32,077 --> 00:37:33,702
你什麼時候有聽過客戶說：

611
00:37:33,702 --> 00:37:36,494
"錢不是問題"

612
00:37:36,494 --> 00:37:39,119
這是千載難逢的機會

613
00:37:39,119 --> 00:37:40,202
好了！

614
00:37:40,202 --> 00:37:42,119
我額外再付獎金！

615
00:37:45,202 --> 00:37:46,327
文哥！

616
00:37:51,577 --> 00:37:53,119
行家們告訴我

617
00:37:53,827 --> 00:37:55,869
你接了那瘋女人的生意

618
00:37:57,827 --> 00:38:00,452
文哥 沒必要說人家瘋吧？

619
00:38:00,952 --> 00:38:03,452
一向都有行家接防腐工作

620
00:38:04,077 --> 00:38:05,994
我不覺得有什麼問題

621
00:38:16,702 --> 00:38:20,119
你隨便把屍體包著就放在義莊

622
00:38:20,702 --> 00:38:22,369
那跟棄屍有什麼分別呢？

623
00:38:23,327 --> 00:38:25,952
人死了也不過是一具屍體而已

624
00:38:25,952 --> 00:38:28,494
放在地底跟放在地面又有什麼分別呢？

625
00:38:29,702 --> 00:38:32,327
這就是門外漢跟內行人的分別！

626
00:38:33,327 --> 00:38:34,202
文哥！

627
00:38:34,619 --> 00:38:38,619
我們做生意 應該以客為本

628
00:38:38,827 --> 00:38:40,327
客人有自己的意願

629
00:38:40,327 --> 00:38:42,827
我們不可能左右他們

630
00:38:42,827 --> 00:38:44,994
難道客人想辦追思會

631
00:38:44,994 --> 00:38:46,702
我強迫他破地獄嗎

632
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:52,327
總之我不准你接這單生意

633
00:38:52,327 --> 00:38:53,952
你立刻把訂金退還給她！

634
00:38:54,994 --> 00:38:56,827
文哥 你搞清楚！

635
00:39:02,369 --> 00:39:03,994
我是你的搭檔

636
00:39:03,994 --> 00:39:05,577
不是你的下屬！

637
00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:08,952
我做事不需要得你批准

638
00:39:09,369 --> 00:39:11,994
只需要禮貌上知會你

639
00:39:11,994 --> 00:39:14,077
當然 就算不需要你做法事

640
00:39:14,077 --> 00:39:16,077
我還是會把分成付給你的

641
00:39:18,702 --> 00:39:20,244
這家店的牌照是我的

642
00:39:20,619 --> 00:39:22,452
現在我不讓你做

643
00:39:22,452 --> 00:39:24,327
你有本事就自己去做！

644
00:39:32,202 --> 00:39:33,119
喂 老婆？

645
00:39:33,119 --> 00:39:35,077
今天我聽家長們說

646
00:39:35,077 --> 00:39:37,202
全家人加入教會會得到額外分數

647
00:39:37,202 --> 00:39:39,452
我幫你報名參加了教會在星期天的領洗班

648
00:39:39,452 --> 00:39:40,619
好的

649
00:39:40,619 --> 00:39:42,202
星期天是破日 沒人做法事的

650
00:39:42,202 --> 00:39:44,327
去買一套西裝！

651
00:39:44,327 --> 00:39:45,952
不要穿這破衣服！

652
00:39:45,952 --> 00:39:48,119
知道了 現在就去買 好了嗎

653
00:39:48,952 --> 00:39:49,994
好了 再見！

654
00:39:56,244 --> 00:39:57,577
你在這裏多久了？

655
00:39:57,577 --> 00:39:58,702
剛到而已

656
00:39:58,702 --> 00:39:59,619
要喝咖啡嗎

657
00:40:00,869 --> 00:40:02,452
你沒聽到我剛才說什麼吧？

658
00:40:02,452 --> 00:40:03,452
沒聽到

659
00:40:04,744 --> 00:40:06,244
靠！

660
00:40:07,202 --> 00:40:08,702
我只知道 如果我不受洗

661
00:40:08,702 --> 00:40:09,994
我兒子考不進這學校

662
00:40:09,994 --> 00:40:12,452
那我老婆就會讓我受死了！

663
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,827
Hello文知道會不高興的

664
00:40:16,827 --> 00:40:18,702
別讓他知道就可以了

665
00:40:23,744 --> 00:40:27,119
不要吧 我不行的！

666
00:40:29,952 --> 00:40:32,869
讓我爸知道我幫你 我死定了！

667
00:40:33,952 --> 00:40:35,077
沒錯

668
00:40:35,077 --> 00:40:37,452
讓他知道的話 你就真是死定了

669
00:40:38,827 --> 00:40:39,827
靠！

670
00:40:40,202 --> 00:40:43,577
我會把賺到的分一份給你的

671
00:40:45,077 --> 00:40:46,869
你這個混蛋！

672
00:40:47,494 --> 00:40:49,327
是誰派你來的？

673
00:40:49,952 --> 00:40:52,077
當然是祖師爺派我來的！

674
00:40:52,077 --> 00:40:53,577
去死吧！

675
00:41:10,077 --> 00:41:11,577
快點！

676
00:41:11,577 --> 00:41:12,369
來吧！

677
00:41:12,369 --> 00:41:14,077
一…二…起！

678
00:41:15,244 --> 00:41:16,327
放下！

679
00:41:23,244 --> 00:41:24,827
這屍體放了多久？

680
00:41:26,202 --> 00:41:27,077
半年

681
00:41:27,077 --> 00:41:28,202
半年？！

682
00:41:29,744 --> 00:41:30,827
大哥

683
00:41:30,827 --> 00:41:31,910
公眾殮房的冰櫃

684
00:41:31,910 --> 00:41:34,077
跟你家的冰櫃溫度差不多而已

685
00:41:34,077 --> 00:41:36,369
你把豬肉在裏面多擱兩天都會發臭了

686
00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:37,369
還怎麼弄呀？

687
00:41:37,369 --> 00:41:40,077
別囉嗦了 快點開始吧！

688
00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:45,952
喂！

689
00:41:47,369 --> 00:41:48,202
喂！

690
00:41:53,827 --> 00:41:54,827
甄小姐 你放心！

691
00:41:54,827 --> 00:41:56,702
我一個人都可以處理到的

692
00:42:35,285 --> 00:42:37,077
廢話少說 先把事情處理好

693
00:42:41,702 --> 00:42:42,577
謝謝

694
00:45:51,702 --> 00:45:53,000
謝謝你

695
00:45:55,327 --> 00:45:57,202
謝謝你沒把我當瘋子

696
00:46:52,244 --> 00:46:53,202
文哥

697
00:46:54,744 --> 00:46:55,744
怎麼了？

698
00:46:56,577 --> 00:46:57,744
今天…

699
00:46:58,452 --> 00:46:59,619
今天…

700
00:46:59,619 --> 00:47:00,702
麻煩你了！

701
00:47:00,702 --> 00:47:01,494
謝謝你！

702
00:47:02,077 --> 00:47:03,702
這麼丟臉的事不要再提了！

703
00:47:05,119 --> 00:47:08,369
怎麼會丟臉呢 甄小姐很感激我們的

704
00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:13,702
我這輩子第一次覺得自己幫到人了

705
00:47:13,702 --> 00:47:15,619
你幫到人？

706
00:47:15,619 --> 00:47:17,244
你是幫兇！

707
00:47:17,244 --> 00:47:18,077
你知道嗎

708
00:47:18,077 --> 00:47:19,494
做人就好像坐車

709
00:47:19,494 --> 00:47:20,577
到站了

710
00:47:20,577 --> 00:47:22,494
就該下車 去轉乘另一班車

711
00:47:22,827 --> 00:47:24,327
現在那小孩到了站

712
00:47:24,327 --> 00:47:25,327
他下車了

713
00:47:25,327 --> 00:47:26,702
你卻不讓他轉乘另一班車

714
00:47:27,327 --> 00:47:29,077
他永遠都投不了胎

715
00:47:29,494 --> 00:47:30,619
那會怎麼樣？

716
00:47:31,202 --> 00:47:33,327
變成無主孤魂 遊魂野鬼

717
00:47:33,327 --> 00:47:34,577
太可憐了！

718
00:47:38,244 --> 00:47:40,619
甄小姐只是捨不得她兒子而已

719
00:47:40,744 --> 00:47:42,744
是否因為捨不得就可以這麼自私？

720
00:47:45,452 --> 00:47:46,327
我告訴你

721
00:47:46,577 --> 00:47:48,202
我十八歲認識我老婆

722
00:47:48,202 --> 00:47:49,327
一起生活了五十年

723
00:47:49,327 --> 00:47:51,202
她死的時侯 我傷心得想自殺

724
00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:53,202
但我還是照樣送她上路

725
00:47:55,452 --> 00:47:56,827
我也捨不得啊！

726
00:48:26,452 --> 00:48:37,577
"離地府 出冥關"

727
00:48:37,577 --> 00:48:47,494
"冥關飄渺路難行"

728
00:48:47,494 --> 00:48:53,077
"吳健松流落陰司"

729
00:48:53,077 --> 00:48:59,119
"盼你不用受難"

730
00:48:59,119 --> 00:49:03,702
"遊完十殿"

731
00:49:03,702 --> 00:49:09,827
"帶你早步超生"

732
00:49:09,827 --> 00:49:20,452
"先遊首殿 王秦廣"

733
00:49:20,452 --> 00:49:31,202
"舉頭看見 一道奈何橋"

734
00:49:38,202 --> 00:49:39,994
不要把東西壓著先人

735
00:49:39,994 --> 00:49:41,827
大不了多走一趟

736
00:49:41,827 --> 00:49:42,869
這些東西都是這條"魚"的

737
00:49:42,869 --> 00:49:43,535
有什麼關係？

738
00:49:43,535 --> 00:49:44,702
我來拿吧

739
00:49:47,619 --> 00:49:49,077
不要稱呼他做"魚"

740
00:49:49,077 --> 00:49:50,702
應該稱呼他做"老闆"

741
00:49:50,702 --> 00:49:51,577
沒有他

742
00:49:51,577 --> 00:49:52,744
我們就討不了生活了

743
00:49:54,244 --> 00:49:56,577
跟往常一樣 我們替他穿衣服嗎

744
00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:57,952
是的 麻煩你！

745
00:49:58,827 --> 00:50:00,452
如果我多付一千元 你可以教我嗎

746
00:50:01,452 --> 00:50:02,202
好的

747
00:51:34,702 --> 00:51:35,952
收到 有昏迷個案

748
00:51:36,452 --> 00:51:37,952
紅磡曲街27號

749
00:51:38,702 --> 00:51:39,827
是蓮姐的店！

750
00:51:40,202 --> 00:51:41,369
一名女子昏迷

751
00:51:41,369 --> 00:51:42,202
馬上出發！

752
00:51:53,744 --> 00:51:54,327
蓮姐！

753
00:51:58,077 --> 00:51:59,244
病者沒有脈搏

754
00:51:59,244 --> 00:52:00,077
進行心肺復甦

755
00:52:03,327 --> 00:52:05,619
26,27,28,29,30

756
00:52:10,744 --> 00:52:11,702
去拿除顫器！

757
00:52:12,827 --> 00:52:15,327
26,27,28,29,30

758
00:52:18,702 --> 00:52:19,952
輸氧氣！

759
00:52:28,702 --> 00:52:31,452
26,27,28,29,30

760
00:52:45,744 --> 00:52:47,202
玥 夠了！

761
00:52:51,327 --> 00:52:52,702
蓮姐已經走了

762
00:53:29,827 --> 00:53:31,869
眼淚不要滴在先人身上

763
00:53:32,952 --> 00:53:34,702
先人會捨不得離開的

764
00:53:37,327 --> 00:53:38,827
不如你休息一下

765
00:53:40,452 --> 00:53:42,494
文件我都處理好了

766
00:53:43,827 --> 00:53:45,452
接下來的事就交給我吧

767
00:56:02,494 --> 00:56:04,494
勿念亡魂 初歸陰土

768
00:56:04,494 --> 00:56:05,702
跋涉為艱

769
00:56:05,702 --> 00:56:07,077
唯恐三魂而飄當

770
00:56:07,077 --> 00:56:08,577
更慮七魄以無依

771
00:56:08,577 --> 00:56:09,952
欲求存道而方生

772
00:56:31,952 --> 00:56:32,994
入行這麼久 還沒習慣嗎

773
00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:38,994
時間久了不代表就會習慣！

774
00:56:58,994 --> 00:56:59,952
其實…

775
00:57:00,452 --> 00:57:02,952
人去世了 醫生確認了死亡後

776
00:57:02,952 --> 00:57:04,327
就要放下

777
00:57:04,827 --> 00:57:06,077
而你…

778
00:57:06,077 --> 00:57:07,827
也要學會放下

779
00:57:16,702 --> 00:57:17,952
黎先生

780
00:57:17,952 --> 00:57:19,702
我已把黎太太的遺體安頓好在靈寢室

781
00:57:19,702 --> 00:57:22,369
稍後會替她化妝換衣服

782
00:57:22,369 --> 00:57:24,327
她的衣服都帶齊了嗎

783
00:57:24,327 --> 00:57:26,619
不知道 女傭替我選的

784
00:57:26,619 --> 00:57:29,077
如果不合適 你隨便幫我買吧

785
00:57:29,077 --> 00:57:30,077
明白

786
00:57:31,452 --> 00:57:33,600
化好妝後你需要看一下嗎

787
00:57:36,202 --> 00:57:37,327
不用了！

788
00:57:39,827 --> 00:57:41,952
那你下午四點左右回來就可以了

789
00:57:41,952 --> 00:57:43,202
四點太早了 股市還沒收市

790
00:57:43,202 --> 00:57:43,994
七點吧

791
00:57:46,202 --> 00:57:47,577
喂！你在這裏幹什麼？

792
00:57:56,827 --> 00:57:58,452
我答應過你

793
00:57:59,452 --> 00:58:01,494
不會出席她的喪禮

794
00:58:03,619 --> 00:58:05,452
我說到做到

795
00:58:09,952 --> 00:58:12,494
我只是想見她最後一面

796
00:58:12,702 --> 00:58:13,452
你搞清楚

797
00:58:13,452 --> 00:58:14,827
不是你答應不出席

798
00:58:14,827 --> 00:58:16,452
是我不准你出席

799
00:58:19,369 --> 00:58:20,577
我是她的合法丈夫

800
00:58:21,952 --> 00:58:23,494
我才是她的家人

801
00:58:24,452 --> 00:58:26,702
惟獨我有權替她辦喪禮

802
00:58:26,702 --> 00:58:29,119
現在是我不准你見她

803
00:58:30,994 --> 00:58:32,077
麻煩你離開

804
00:58:36,369 --> 00:58:37,494
走！

805
00:58:54,327 --> 00:58:55,452
那個誰…

806
00:58:56,494 --> 00:58:57,452
我姓魏

807
00:58:57,452 --> 00:58:58,494
隨便吧

808
00:58:58,702 --> 00:58:59,952
你給我聽清楚

809
00:59:00,619 --> 00:59:02,369
我不想看到這婊子！

810
00:59:02,369 --> 00:59:03,702
你處理得好

811
00:59:04,327 --> 00:59:05,494
我自然懂得怎麼做

812
00:59:05,952 --> 00:59:07,369
你處理不好

813
00:59:07,369 --> 00:59:08,577
我一樣懂得怎麼做！

814
00:59:09,494 --> 00:59:10,577
沒問題

815
00:59:10,577 --> 00:59:11,702
我會好好處理

816
00:59:18,577 --> 00:59:20,202
她叫什麼名字？

817
00:59:20,202 --> 00:59:21,119
黎太太

818
00:59:22,327 --> 00:59:23,827
親切一點

819
00:59:24,827 --> 00:59:25,702
熙雯

820
00:59:27,827 --> 00:59:28,952
那開始吧

821
00:59:30,577 --> 00:59:31,452
熙雯

822
00:59:31,994 --> 00:59:33,369
我們開始了

823
00:59:45,952 --> 00:59:46,619
小姐！

824
00:59:46,619 --> 00:59:48,119
你不可以進去的！

825
00:59:48,494 --> 00:59:50,577
小姐 你不可以進來的！

826
00:59:52,869 --> 00:59:54,327
求求你！

827
00:59:55,827 --> 00:59:58,452
我真的見她一面就會走的

828
00:59:59,327 --> 01:00:02,827
小姐 主人家吩咐過 不能讓你來

829
01:00:02,827 --> 01:00:04,577
你這樣會讓我很為難的

830
01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:21,202
我想替她添一件衣服

831
01:00:26,077 --> 01:00:28,452
她很怕冷的！

832
01:00:45,077 --> 01:00:46,119
出去守著

833
01:01:55,702 --> 01:01:56,994
完成了

834
01:01:56,994 --> 01:01:58,202
你看一下

835
01:02:16,452 --> 01:02:18,577
不如我給你一點時間 好好陪她

836
01:04:02,827 --> 01:04:03,994
這些骨灰

837
01:04:05,494 --> 01:04:07,952
不是只有家屬才可以擁有的嗎

838
01:04:08,452 --> 01:04:12,202
是 法律上黎先生的確是熙雯的家屬

839
01:04:13,077 --> 01:04:14,702
但人情上…

840
01:04:15,327 --> 01:04:16,952
我覺得你才是

841
01:04:30,619 --> 01:04:31,327
吃飯

842
01:04:31,327 --> 01:04:32,577
好 吃飯

843
01:04:32,577 --> 01:04:33,827
吃飯

844
01:04:41,494 --> 01:04:42,577
不用了吧

845
01:04:42,577 --> 01:04:43,952
反正那學校都沒錄取我們兒子

846
01:04:43,952 --> 01:04:45,494
做了也沒意思！

847
01:04:46,702 --> 01:04:49,202
你受洗了 就要按規矩做！

848
01:05:18,577 --> 01:05:19,702
滿意了吧？

849
01:05:21,202 --> 01:05:22,470
可以吃飯了嗎

850
01:05:29,202 --> 01:05:30,100
嫂子

851
01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:32,869
你信天主教沒問題

852
01:05:32,869 --> 01:05:34,994
但是你知道我們家是做喃嘸的

853
01:05:34,994 --> 01:05:37,077
為什麼要強迫我哥哥信教呢？

854
01:05:37,077 --> 01:05:40,077
家長入教有額外分數嘛…

855
01:05:40,077 --> 01:05:41,577
不是你嫂子的主意

856
01:05:41,577 --> 01:05:43,702
是我說要幫孩子的

857
01:05:44,869 --> 01:05:47,077
總之什麼宗教幫到我 我就信什麼

858
01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:49,577
現在天主教幫不到我 我就不信了！

859
01:05:50,827 --> 01:05:51,827
郭志斌

860
01:05:52,327 --> 01:05:53,869
你丟自己的臉就好了

861
01:05:54,369 --> 01:05:55,494
你欺師滅祖！

862
01:05:55,494 --> 01:05:56,785
把爸爸的臉也丟了！

863
01:05:56,785 --> 01:05:57,744
郭文玥！

864
01:05:58,452 --> 01:05:59,744
你想怎樣？

865
01:05:59,744 --> 01:06:00,869
想吵架是吧？！

866
01:06:01,452 --> 01:06:02,327
這是我的家事

867
01:06:02,327 --> 01:06:03,035
跟你有什麼關係？

868
01:06:03,035 --> 01:06:04,577
什麼你的家事？

869
01:06:04,577 --> 01:06:06,077
這不是你的家嗎

870
01:06:15,327 --> 01:06:16,519
吃飯！

871
01:06:36,202 --> 01:06:37,702
你們一家人吃吧

872
01:06:47,952 --> 01:06:49,077
你們慢慢吃！

873
01:07:00,452 --> 01:07:02,827
文哥 請你點算一下

874
01:07:07,660 --> 01:07:08,577
客人是否知道

875
01:07:08,577 --> 01:07:09,952
你偷了先人的骨灰給別人嗎

876
01:07:10,202 --> 01:07:11,452
我不是偷的

877
01:07:11,452 --> 01:07:13,619
黎先生準備的骨灰龕放不下

878
01:07:13,619 --> 01:07:16,202
他授權我處理的

879
01:07:16,202 --> 01:07:17,327
那項鏈呢？

880
01:07:17,327 --> 01:07:18,952
你肯定開天殺價了吧？

881
01:07:20,619 --> 01:07:22,452
我不是做每一件事都為了錢的

882
01:07:25,119 --> 01:07:26,827
你不是為了錢？

883
01:07:26,827 --> 01:07:28,494
你一向見錢眼開

884
01:07:39,244 --> 01:07:40,077
文哥

885
01:07:40,869 --> 01:07:42,327
我是貪錢

886
01:07:43,702 --> 01:07:45,452
我不像你這麼專一

887
01:07:45,452 --> 01:07:47,494
我以前做過不同行業

888
01:07:48,077 --> 01:07:49,577
一直有起有跌

889
01:07:49,577 --> 01:07:53,077
直至後來做婚禮策劃師 才總算穩穩定定

890
01:07:55,119 --> 01:07:57,994
豈料一場疫情 打回原形

891
01:07:59,827 --> 01:08:01,744
那時候我公司有很多員工

892
01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:03,077
家中有老有少

893
01:08:03,577 --> 01:08:05,827
一旦失業就無法養家餬口

894
01:08:06,077 --> 01:08:07,744
所以我把房子抵押了

895
01:08:07,744 --> 01:08:10,202
把積蓄都拿出來撐著公司

896
01:08:10,577 --> 01:08:12,369
誰知道一撐就是兩年

897
01:08:12,369 --> 01:08:13,869
虧本了兩年

898
01:08:15,244 --> 01:08:16,994
終於撐不住了

899
01:08:16,994 --> 01:08:18,494
只好把公司結束了

900
01:08:21,327 --> 01:08:25,327
我現在每月房貸加上還債的開支

901
01:08:25,327 --> 01:08:27,577
差不多六位數

902
01:08:29,952 --> 01:08:31,327
總之在這城市生活

903
01:08:31,327 --> 01:08:33,369
連呼吸都是要花錢的

904
01:08:38,619 --> 01:08:39,577
其實…

905
01:08:41,119 --> 01:08:45,202
我一直很感激你和明叔

906
01:08:47,577 --> 01:08:48,952
在我人生…

907
01:08:49,952 --> 01:08:52,994
最絕望的時候給了我一條活路

908
01:08:53,577 --> 01:08:55,202
我知道我不爭氣

909
01:08:55,202 --> 01:08:58,077
老是闖禍

910
01:08:58,077 --> 01:09:01,577
但如果沒闖過那些禍

911
01:09:01,577 --> 01:09:03,369
有些事情我就不會明白

912
01:09:11,369 --> 01:09:12,800
你明白了什麼？

913
01:09:15,202 --> 01:09:16,577
香港殯儀

914
01:09:17,244 --> 01:09:18,577
是一文一武的組合

915
01:09:18,577 --> 01:09:19,869
殯儀經紀配合喃嘸師傅

916
01:09:20,702 --> 01:09:23,952
喃嘸師傅負責超度先人

917
01:09:23,952 --> 01:09:27,202
殯儀經紀負責超度活人

918
01:09:34,619 --> 01:09:36,369
活人怎麼可以被超度呢？

919
01:09:36,369 --> 01:09:37,577
不知所謂！

920
01:09:38,077 --> 01:09:39,369
不是的

921
01:09:39,369 --> 01:09:41,577
活人也需要破地獄的

922
01:09:42,327 --> 01:09:44,577
有時候 人活著就如在地獄

923
01:09:52,327 --> 01:09:53,369
不打擾你了

924
01:09:56,577 --> 01:09:57,452
道生…

925
01:10:00,202 --> 01:10:01,327
一起先吃宵夜吧

926
01:10:09,452 --> 01:10:10,952
夥計 多給我一個杯子

927
01:10:17,952 --> 01:10:19,077
大紅袍

928
01:10:19,494 --> 01:10:20,619
識貨！

929
01:10:23,577 --> 01:10:26,494
我祖父把它當寶的

930
01:10:27,827 --> 01:10:29,900
每次喝大紅袍茶

931
01:10:29,994 --> 01:10:31,327
就會哼那首歌…

932
01:10:32,202 --> 01:10:35,202
"涼風有信"

933
01:10:36,202 --> 01:10:39,619
"秋月無邊"

934
01:10:39,619 --> 01:10:43,994
"思嬌情緒"

935
01:10:43,994 --> 01:10:48,119
"度日如年"

936
01:10:53,452 --> 01:10:55,077
原來你也懂得唱南音？

937
01:10:55,827 --> 01:10:57,452
我爸以前常常聽的

938
01:10:57,452 --> 01:10:59,202
聽著聽著我也能背著唱了

939
01:10:59,869 --> 01:11:01,410
那"今日天隔一方"的

940
01:11:01,410 --> 01:11:02,494
下一句是什麼？

941
01:11:03,244 --> 01:11:07,452
"難見面"

942
01:11:09,827 --> 01:11:11,744
一唱就錯了

943
01:11:13,202 --> 01:11:14,952
這一句是難唱在

944
01:11:15,577 --> 01:11:22,202
"難…見面"

945
01:11:22,202 --> 01:11:27,577
"今日天隔一方"

946
01:11:27,577 --> 01:11:36,244
"難…見面"

947
01:11:36,244 --> 01:11:45,702
"是以孤舟沉寂"

948
01:11:45,702 --> 01:11:54,244
"晚景涼天"

949
01:11:54,244 --> 01:12:07,202
"你看斜陽照著那對雙飛燕"

950
01:12:08,952 --> 01:12:17,202
"我獨倚蓬窗思悄然…"

951
01:12:21,452 --> 01:12:23,619
怎麼這麼不小心啊？

952
01:12:27,452 --> 01:12:28,869
別提了

953
01:12:30,077 --> 01:12:31,577
總之今天你自己看著辦吧

954
01:12:31,577 --> 01:12:33,577
小心Hello文把你也罵一頓

955
01:12:38,577 --> 01:12:39,827
-丁太太  -可以了

956
01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:54,577
你還來這裏幹什麼？

957
01:12:57,202 --> 01:12:58,327
文哥

958
01:12:58,327 --> 01:13:00,952
我原本就安排了斌哥做法事

959
01:13:00,952 --> 01:13:02,827
失場就不好了

960
01:13:04,244 --> 01:13:06,452
你還有什麼資格破地獄？

961
01:13:06,952 --> 01:13:09,119
沒這麼嚴重的

962
01:13:09,119 --> 01:13:11,077
文哥 有家屬在場

963
01:13:11,077 --> 01:13:13,327
不如先把法事做完再好好說吧

964
01:13:15,952 --> 01:13:17,827
不關你事！

965
01:13:21,577 --> 01:13:23,077
有家屬在場

966
01:13:23,702 --> 01:13:25,202
我不想失禮

967
01:13:26,202 --> 01:13:27,077
你走吧

968
01:13:27,369 --> 01:13:29,494
爸 算我不對 好了吧？

969
01:13:37,327 --> 01:13:38,952
我叫你走！

970
01:13:38,952 --> 01:13:40,244
別丟我的臉！

971
01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:49,369
混口飯吃而已

972
01:13:50,244 --> 01:13:52,077
相不相信還不是一樣？

973
01:13:54,410 --> 01:13:56,077
斌哥…

974
01:13:56,077 --> 01:13:56,952
站住！

975
01:13:58,202 --> 01:13:59,494
把法衣脫下來！

976
01:13:59,494 --> 01:14:00,744
你沒有資格穿！

977
01:14:05,077 --> 01:14:05,952
對！

978
01:14:05,952 --> 01:14:08,452
在你眼中 我從來都沒有資格！

979
01:14:09,577 --> 01:14:10,869
就你最有資格！

980
01:14:11,869 --> 01:14:12,619
斌少！

981
01:14:27,827 --> 01:14:29,577
文哥 你怎麼了？

982
01:14:30,744 --> 01:14:31,952
叫救護車！

983
01:14:31,952 --> 01:14:32,702
好！

984
01:14:38,702 --> 01:14:39,619
爸情況怎樣？

985
01:14:40,244 --> 01:14:43,577
醫生說他是突發性心臟病

986
01:14:44,619 --> 01:14:46,452
腦部有輕微中風

987
01:14:46,452 --> 01:14:48,077
醫生正在檢查

988
01:14:52,577 --> 01:14:53,327
醫生

989
01:14:53,327 --> 01:14:56,119
病人剛剛醒了 暫時情況穩定

990
01:14:56,119 --> 01:14:57,577
不要讓他再受刺激

991
01:14:58,244 --> 01:15:00,202
我們可以見見他嗎

992
01:15:00,577 --> 01:15:01,494
可以

993
01:15:01,494 --> 01:15:03,077
不要太多人進去 一位吧

994
01:15:14,827 --> 01:15:16,869
不如我進去看他

995
01:15:16,869 --> 01:15:19,702
你們去辦入院手續

996
01:15:21,869 --> 01:15:22,702
謝謝

997
01:15:33,827 --> 01:15:34,827
還好嗎

998
01:15:38,827 --> 01:15:40,327
半身動不了

999
01:15:41,452 --> 01:15:42,702
不妙啊

1000
01:15:48,077 --> 01:15:49,827
你先不要自己嚇自己

1001
01:15:49,827 --> 01:15:52,119
醫生說你的情況穩定

1002
01:15:55,744 --> 01:15:56,952
完了…

1003
01:15:59,077 --> 01:16:00,994
斌哥和文玥在外面

1004
01:16:00,994 --> 01:16:03,827
你想讓他們進來嗎

1005
01:16:07,452 --> 01:16:08,702
我好累…

1006
01:16:19,577 --> 01:16:20,619
辦好了

1007
01:16:33,494 --> 01:16:35,702
我們要商量一下怎樣照顧爸爸

1008
01:16:38,619 --> 01:16:40,202
我明天去物色一下

1009
01:16:40,202 --> 01:16:41,702
可能要請私人看護幫忙

1010
01:16:43,827 --> 01:16:45,369
我還有些假期

1011
01:16:45,369 --> 01:16:47,119
可以預留下來陪爸爸複診

1012
01:16:47,119 --> 01:16:49,952
但是有時候晚上要請大嫂幫忙照顧一下

1013
01:16:50,452 --> 01:16:52,327
我們未必可以照顧爸爸了

1014
01:16:54,744 --> 01:16:56,452
我兒子考不進聖家書院

1015
01:16:57,077 --> 01:16:59,327
我們打算帶他到澳洲升學

1016
01:16:59,410 --> 01:17:01,202
可能下個月就要過去了

1017
01:17:05,702 --> 01:17:06,577
你什麼意思？

1018
01:17:10,952 --> 01:17:13,200
以後要靠你照顧爸爸了

1019
01:17:19,869 --> 01:17:21,244
家裏出了事情

1020
01:17:22,410 --> 01:17:24,827
你拋下一句靠你就走 是嗎

1021
01:17:25,577 --> 01:17:27,119
我已應付他這麼多年了

1022
01:17:27,119 --> 01:17:29,202
這次你就當幫我一個忙吧！

1023
01:17:36,494 --> 01:17:38,202
枉爸爸最疼的就是你

1024
01:17:38,994 --> 01:17:39,994
有你這樣做兒子的嗎

1025
01:17:39,994 --> 01:17:41,827
夠了 郭文玥！

1026
01:17:42,452 --> 01:17:44,827
不要再情緒勒索我了

1027
01:17:45,744 --> 01:17:48,577
法律沒有規定所有事一定要由兒子負責的

1028
01:17:51,119 --> 01:17:52,702
他說一句要我繼承衣缽

1029
01:17:52,702 --> 01:17:53,577
我高中就輟學

1030
01:17:53,577 --> 01:17:55,244
跟著他當喃嘸師傅

1031
01:17:55,244 --> 01:17:56,369
每天穿著這件破衣服

1032
01:17:56,369 --> 01:17:57,577
被人嘲笑受人白眼

1033
01:17:57,577 --> 01:17:58,702
我有埋怨過嗎

1034
01:18:01,452 --> 01:18:03,827
當喃嘸師傅有什麼丟臉的？

1035
01:18:04,369 --> 01:18:06,744
爸爸就是當喃嘸師傅把我們養大的！

1036
01:18:06,744 --> 01:18:09,077
不用你做 你當然不覺得丟臉！

1037
01:18:12,827 --> 01:18:14,327
從小到大

1038
01:18:15,577 --> 01:18:16,994
你喜歡做的事

1039
01:18:16,994 --> 01:18:18,952
爸爸有哪一次是反對的？

1040
01:18:23,827 --> 01:18:25,619
"喃嘸"傳男不傳女

1041
01:18:25,619 --> 01:18:27,327
是傳統！

1042
01:18:27,327 --> 01:18:28,827
沒辦法改變

1043
01:18:29,619 --> 01:18:31,119
可以的話 我已經做了！

1044
01:18:31,119 --> 01:18:33,452
所以現在一句沒辦法 我就要妥協

1045
01:18:33,452 --> 01:18:35,619
以前又是一句沒辦法 我又要妥協嗎

1046
01:18:35,619 --> 01:18:37,077
你知不知道自己在說什麼？

1047
01:18:37,077 --> 01:18:38,300
我知道！

1048
01:18:44,452 --> 01:18:46,119
你昨天問我

1049
01:18:46,869 --> 01:18:48,827
這個家有沒有我的份？

1050
01:18:56,952 --> 01:18:58,119
我有份！

1051
01:19:01,952 --> 01:19:03,744
但這個家是爸爸的

1052
01:19:06,452 --> 01:19:07,869
我和我老婆和兒子的

1053
01:19:07,869 --> 01:19:09,619
那個才是我的家！

1054
01:19:14,244 --> 01:19:16,202
我的兒子是讀書的材料

1055
01:19:17,702 --> 01:19:19,494
我一定要給他最好的

1056
01:19:19,494 --> 01:19:21,327
我不想他像我一樣

1057
01:19:21,327 --> 01:19:23,744
為了父親要一輩子被困在紅磡

1058
01:19:31,827 --> 01:19:33,077
郭志斌

1059
01:19:34,202 --> 01:19:36,077
你真他媽的自私！

1060
01:19:52,994 --> 01:19:54,619
對 我是自私的

1061
01:19:57,494 --> 01:19:59,952
為了我的兒子 我一定要自私！

1062
01:21:53,327 --> 01:21:54,744
怎麼家裏這麼亂？

1063
01:21:55,369 --> 01:21:56,827
沒人收拾嗎

1064
01:22:02,619 --> 01:22:03,827
先別收拾了

1065
01:22:03,827 --> 01:22:05,369
推我過去給祖師爺上香

1066
01:22:30,452 --> 01:22:31,369
我幫你吧

1067
01:22:32,494 --> 01:22:33,400
不用！

1068
01:22:35,494 --> 01:22:36,869
你去給我倒杯茶

1069
01:23:13,369 --> 01:23:14,952
你自己怎麼洗？我幫你吧！

1070
01:23:14,952 --> 01:23:16,119
行了 我可以的

1071
01:23:16,577 --> 01:23:17,577
你先出去吧

1072
01:23:18,077 --> 01:23:18,744
來吧

1073
01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:20,619
不用 我可以的

1074
01:23:20,619 --> 01:23:22,744
我說了不用你幫！

1075
01:23:24,202 --> 01:23:25,202
不用管我！

1076
01:23:25,202 --> 01:23:27,202
夠了！不要碰我！

1077
01:23:27,202 --> 01:23:29,202
不要碰我！女人污穢！

1078
01:23:29,202 --> 01:23:31,202
夠了！

1079
01:23:40,452 --> 01:23:41,994
哥哥已經走了！

1080
01:23:41,994 --> 01:23:43,494
他不要你了！

1081
01:23:44,952 --> 01:23:46,327
因為你有病！

1082
01:23:46,327 --> 01:23:47,202
所以他扔下你！

1083
01:23:47,202 --> 01:23:48,869
現在只剩下我！

1084
01:23:49,952 --> 01:23:51,494
女人污穢 是吧？

1085
01:23:52,952 --> 01:23:54,577
不要碰你 是吧？

1086
01:23:55,244 --> 01:23:56,619
你那麼厲害！

1087
01:23:56,619 --> 01:23:58,077
你自己洗吧！

1088
01:24:49,869 --> 01:24:50,827
慢慢來

1089
01:24:59,202 --> 01:25:00,500
有沒有受傷？

1090
01:25:01,952 --> 01:25:03,202
有沒有不舒服？

1091
01:25:40,619 --> 01:25:43,619
文哥已經吃過藥 睡著了

1092
01:25:48,952 --> 01:25:51,619
下次不要再給他買合桃酥

1093
01:25:57,077 --> 01:26:00,327
你跟Hello文真的很像…

1094
01:26:08,577 --> 01:26:10,452
如果我像他…

1095
01:26:11,077 --> 01:26:12,900
他沒理由會這麼討厭我

1096
01:26:16,702 --> 01:26:20,577
但我看起來 似乎是你比較討厭他啊！

1097
01:26:31,202 --> 01:26:33,200
我小時候把他當偶像的

1098
01:26:35,452 --> 01:26:37,452
他每一次練功

1099
01:26:37,452 --> 01:26:39,452
我都會在旁邊跟著一起練

1100
01:26:41,702 --> 01:26:43,702
那時候我覺得他很厲害

1101
01:26:43,952 --> 01:26:45,952
但"喃嘸"傳男不傳女

1102
01:26:46,119 --> 01:26:47,900
因為女人會來月經

1103
01:26:48,202 --> 01:26:49,869
會破壞祖師爺的法力

1104
01:26:50,452 --> 01:26:52,702
祖師爺說的就是真理

1105
01:26:54,952 --> 01:26:57,077
祖師爺比他親生女兒更重要

1106
01:26:58,994 --> 01:27:01,577
文哥怎麼想 我不清楚

1107
01:27:02,827 --> 01:27:06,327
但你為什麼不直接問他心裏是怎麼想呢？

1108
01:27:08,202 --> 01:27:09,244
怎麼開口？

1109
01:27:11,702 --> 01:27:16,452
你是怕聽到一個你想聽到的答案？

1110
01:27:16,452 --> 01:27:20,744
還是怕聽到一個你不想聽到的答案呢？

1111
01:27:39,119 --> 01:27:40,202
你是郭文玥嗎

1112
01:27:40,202 --> 01:27:41,119
是的 你是？

1113
01:27:42,077 --> 01:27:43,077
你怎麼打人了？

1114
01:27:43,535 --> 01:27:45,077
夠了！這裏大庭廣眾

1115
01:27:45,077 --> 01:27:46,744
附近有警察的！

1116
01:27:47,077 --> 01:27:48,952
你女兒勾引我老公！

1117
01:27:48,952 --> 01:27:50,744
你怎麼當父親的？

1118
01:27:51,910 --> 01:27:52,785
-我會報警的  -文哥

1119
01:27:52,827 --> 01:27:54,077
-夠了  -要幫忙嗎

1120
01:27:54,077 --> 01:27:55,744
-我幫你報警  -不用 沒事的

1121
01:27:55,827 --> 01:27:57,494
-臭婊子  -夠了！

1122
01:27:57,494 --> 01:27:58,452
你真污穢！

1123
01:27:58,452 --> 01:27:59,619
你冷靜一點！

1124
01:28:01,744 --> 01:28:02,535
回家吧

1125
01:28:22,452 --> 01:28:23,452
我頭癢了

1126
01:28:23,452 --> 01:28:24,577
幫我洗頭吧

1127
01:28:31,952 --> 01:28:33,952
最近有沒有你哥的消息？

1128
01:28:34,577 --> 01:28:37,869
他去的那地方叫什麼…本？

1129
01:28:39,202 --> 01:28:40,327
墨爾本

1130
01:28:40,702 --> 01:28:41,869
澳洲

1131
01:28:45,119 --> 01:28:46,994
他英語不行

1132
01:28:46,994 --> 01:28:48,577
中文又學不好

1133
01:28:50,327 --> 01:28:52,300
在那邊怎麼生活？

1134
01:28:53,827 --> 01:28:56,952
你省點心吧！

1135
01:28:58,452 --> 01:28:59,452
我真不明白

1136
01:28:59,452 --> 01:29:00,952
香港學校這麼多

1137
01:29:00,952 --> 01:29:02,577
為什麼一定要移民？

1138
01:29:05,202 --> 01:29:06,827
他也是為了兒子著想而已

1139
01:29:06,827 --> 01:29:08,577
想孩子有更好的前途

1140
01:29:13,202 --> 01:29:15,577
他的確比我勇敢

1141
01:29:16,119 --> 01:29:18,619
至少敢違抗自己的父親

1142
01:29:27,244 --> 01:29:30,202
哥移民了 承繼不了你的衣缽

1143
01:29:30,202 --> 01:29:31,494
你是不是很生氣？

1144
01:29:35,494 --> 01:29:40,327
以他的資質怎麼承繼得了我的衣缽？

1145
01:29:41,244 --> 01:29:43,202
我只是見他學業成績差

1146
01:29:43,869 --> 01:29:46,702
怕他沒出息 不能養妻活兒

1147
01:29:46,702 --> 01:29:49,202
所以才迫他入行 學一門手藝而已

1148
01:29:54,994 --> 01:29:56,000
那我呢

1149
01:29:57,952 --> 01:30:00,577
你有沒有生我的氣 覺得我讓你丟臉了？

1150
01:30:10,702 --> 01:30:12,744
沖水吧 我覺得冷了

1151
01:30:32,660 --> 01:30:33,410
吃吧

1152
01:30:35,452 --> 01:30:36,800
一點油都不加…

1153
01:30:37,702 --> 01:30:39,285
不吃…

1154
01:30:45,952 --> 01:30:47,452
你來得正好

1155
01:30:48,035 --> 01:30:49,535
文哥不肯吃飯

1156
01:30:49,535 --> 01:30:50,535
你去搞定他

1157
01:30:51,910 --> 01:30:52,910
文哥

1158
01:30:53,785 --> 01:30:54,702
你來了啊

1159
01:30:54,702 --> 01:30:55,785
對呀

1160
01:30:59,910 --> 01:31:00,952
來點好東西

1161
01:31:14,202 --> 01:31:16,160
富貴竹開花

1162
01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:17,785
很罕見啊！

1163
01:31:19,035 --> 01:31:21,910
以前老人家都說這是不吉利的

1164
01:31:24,285 --> 01:31:27,035
"竹子開花 人畜搬家"

1165
01:31:27,035 --> 01:31:28,077
意思就是說

1166
01:31:28,077 --> 01:31:29,410
如果竹子開花了

1167
01:31:30,535 --> 01:31:32,452
家就會散了

1168
01:31:33,535 --> 01:31:35,827
這些只是以前的老頭子

1169
01:31:35,827 --> 01:31:38,660
編出來嚇唬以前的小伙子的

1170
01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:40,035
有人就有家

1171
01:31:40,035 --> 01:31:41,700
你的家還好好的

1172
01:31:45,660 --> 01:31:48,160
竹子是很特別的植物

1173
01:31:48,785 --> 01:31:51,452
它開花只是為了繁衍下一代

1174
01:31:51,827 --> 01:31:54,410
繁衍之後很快就會枯死

1175
01:31:54,910 --> 01:31:56,410
我覺得它就好像人一樣

1176
01:31:56,410 --> 01:31:57,910
一眨眼就…

1177
01:31:57,910 --> 01:32:02,160
"天隔一方"

1178
01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:10,035
"難…見面"

1179
01:32:11,035 --> 01:32:11,827
文哥

1180
01:32:11,952 --> 01:32:14,910
一棵竹子也被你說得這樣沉重

1181
01:32:15,035 --> 01:32:16,450
我都不好說話了

1182
01:32:22,660 --> 01:32:23,410
對了

1183
01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:26,952
幫我打開那個櫃子

1184
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:29,785
把那個小鐵箱拿過來

1185
01:32:29,785 --> 01:32:30,660
-這裏？ -對 這裏

1186
01:32:30,660 --> 01:32:31,535
這個櫃子

1187
01:32:34,952 --> 01:32:35,827
謝謝

1188
01:32:44,202 --> 01:32:47,535
以後 我就把長生店交給你了

1189
01:32:59,452 --> 01:33:00,400
你放心

1190
01:33:01,452 --> 01:33:02,785
這鐵盒子

1191
01:33:02,785 --> 01:33:04,660
沒竹子那麼沉重的

1192
01:33:16,285 --> 01:33:17,535
招牌不能改 知道嗎

1193
01:33:19,077 --> 01:33:19,910
知道

1194
01:33:21,827 --> 01:33:26,077
我最近忽發奇想

1195
01:33:26,077 --> 01:33:28,452
想要訂做一套西裝

1196
01:33:28,452 --> 01:33:31,702
你穿西裝的話 一定很像…

1197
01:33:31,702 --> 01:33:33,910
"教父"馬龍·白蘭度

1198
01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:35,077
像嗎

1199
01:33:35,577 --> 01:33:36,785
像啊！

1200
01:33:37,285 --> 01:33:39,160
他也是坐輪椅的

1201
01:33:39,910 --> 01:33:41,160
他是中槍啊 大哥！

1202
01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:42,535
我是中風啊！

1203
01:33:49,910 --> 01:33:50,869
怎麼了 癢嗎

1204
01:33:51,035 --> 01:33:51,744
是啊

1205
01:33:52,410 --> 01:33:53,160
我來

1206
01:33:54,535 --> 01:33:55,285
-這裏？  -謝謝

1207
01:33:55,285 --> 01:33:56,869
-高一點  -這裏？

1208
01:33:59,660 --> 01:34:00,577
行嗎

1209
01:34:00,577 --> 01:34:01,535
謝謝

1210
01:34:01,827 --> 01:34:03,410
再高一點

1211
01:34:04,535 --> 01:34:05,660
文哥

1212
01:34:05,660 --> 01:34:07,285
問你一件事 但你可不要生氣

1213
01:34:07,285 --> 01:34:09,035
我一直都很好奇

1214
01:34:09,410 --> 01:34:11,785
我剛聽說你的名字叫Hello文

1215
01:34:12,285 --> 01:34:15,660
就以為你是一個很容易相處的人

1216
01:34:15,660 --> 01:34:17,327
為什麼行家會叫你做Hello文呢

1217
01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:22,160
繼續抓

1218
01:34:23,660 --> 01:34:26,202
他們覺得我討人厭

1219
01:34:26,202 --> 01:34:27,785
難相處

1220
01:34:28,535 --> 01:34:30,160
我真不明白

1221
01:34:30,160 --> 01:34:32,660
我怎麼可能討人厭呢？

1222
01:34:32,660 --> 01:34:34,327
這個我明白

1223
01:34:36,077 --> 01:34:38,202
不是…

1224
01:34:38,785 --> 01:34:41,785
為什麼用Hello來形容難相處呢？

1225
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:48,785
就是把音讀歪一點的那個意思

1226
01:34:50,785 --> 01:34:52,000
Hello?

1227
01:34:55,285 --> 01:34:56,950
"嗨佬文"

1228
01:35:01,160 --> 01:35:02,535
你這傢伙

1229
01:35:06,535 --> 01:35:07,910
早上好 Hello！

1230
01:35:09,285 --> 01:35:10,410
別得寸進尺！

1231
01:35:15,660 --> 01:35:18,285
吳小姐 我替你安排了下個星期的預約

1232
01:35:18,285 --> 01:35:19,327
如果沒問題的話

1233
01:35:19,327 --> 01:35:20,952
同事會給你發確認短信

1234
01:35:21,327 --> 01:35:22,660
幫您按了去大堂的電梯了

1235
01:35:22,660 --> 01:35:23,410
再見

1236
01:35:29,077 --> 01:35:30,285
美玉 你沒事吧？

1237
01:35:32,160 --> 01:35:33,160
沒事

1238
01:35:33,160 --> 01:35:34,327
可能是血糖低

1239
01:35:35,035 --> 01:35:36,285
這陣子都是這樣

1240
01:35:36,285 --> 01:35:37,660
我扶你去那邊坐坐

1241
01:35:50,827 --> 01:35:51,702
買這麼多牛肉？

1242
01:35:51,702 --> 01:35:53,285
你平常都不愛吃

1243
01:35:54,035 --> 01:35:56,077
醫生說即便我不愛吃牛肉

1244
01:35:56,077 --> 01:35:57,660
也要多吃一點

1245
01:35:59,660 --> 01:36:00,785
為什麼去看醫生？

1246
01:36:00,785 --> 01:36:01,827
你怎麼了？

1247
01:36:04,535 --> 01:36:06,327
醫生說我懷孕三個月了

1248
01:36:19,577 --> 01:36:21,410
你是不是不想要？

1249
01:36:35,660 --> 01:36:40,202
我們是不是應該認真考慮清楚呢？

1250
01:36:46,077 --> 01:36:47,535
我們在一起這麼多年

1251
01:36:48,035 --> 01:36:50,452
你說一紙婚書沒意義

1252
01:36:50,452 --> 01:36:51,785
我接受的

1253
01:36:52,660 --> 01:36:55,702
但我知道你想要一個家

1254
01:36:56,785 --> 01:36:58,535
現在上天給了我們這個機會

1255
01:36:58,535 --> 01:36:59,327
等了這麼多年

1256
01:36:59,327 --> 01:37:02,035
你不覺得可以讓我們的家更完整嗎

1257
01:37:06,660 --> 01:37:10,202
是不是沒有小孩 就不算是完整的家呢？

1258
01:37:31,035 --> 01:37:33,577
這可能是我最後的機會了

1259
01:37:34,285 --> 01:37:35,910
我年紀不輕了

1260
01:37:36,827 --> 01:37:38,452
我也不年輕了

1261
01:37:38,910 --> 01:37:40,327
我現在五十多歲

1262
01:37:41,035 --> 01:37:42,535
到孩子成年時

1263
01:37:42,535 --> 01:37:44,327
我已七十多歲了

1264
01:37:44,327 --> 01:37:46,410
還剩多少時間陪他呢？

1265
01:37:47,035 --> 01:37:48,785
就當我們運氣好

1266
01:37:48,785 --> 01:37:50,160
能活到九十歲 好嗎

1267
01:37:50,827 --> 01:37:52,660
那就代表他要浪費他一生中

1268
01:37:52,660 --> 01:37:56,077
最燦爛最美好的年華

1269
01:37:56,077 --> 01:37:58,910
來照顧我們兩個老傢伙

1270
01:37:58,910 --> 01:38:02,452
我們已經無法問過他想不想來到這個世界

1271
01:38:02,452 --> 01:38:03,285
但他一出生

1272
01:38:03,285 --> 01:38:06,077
我們就把兩個大包袱塞給他

1273
01:38:06,702 --> 01:38:08,660
這樣對他公平嗎

1274
01:38:08,660 --> 01:38:10,785
你的想法可以別這麼負面嗎

1275
01:38:11,910 --> 01:38:13,660
我只是面對現實

1276
01:38:14,452 --> 01:38:16,077
人從出生那一刻開始

1277
01:38:16,077 --> 01:38:18,410
人生已經在倒數

1278
01:38:19,327 --> 01:38:23,785
我不想將來跟孩子的感情剛累積深厚

1279
01:38:23,785 --> 01:38:25,660
就要分開啊！

1280
01:38:26,535 --> 01:38:29,160
我更不想在要死的時候

1281
01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:31,910
看到他很傷心 那我也很傷心

1282
01:38:31,910 --> 01:38:33,660
或者他不傷心

1283
01:38:33,660 --> 01:38:34,827
那我更傷心！

1284
01:38:36,202 --> 01:38:37,910
你不想當孩子的爸爸

1285
01:38:38,535 --> 01:38:39,660
隨便你！

1286
01:38:40,410 --> 01:38:42,410
我一定不會放棄這孩子的！

1287
01:39:06,035 --> 01:39:08,285
各位可以回靈堂了

1288
01:39:22,410 --> 01:39:23,785
文哥 起床了

1289
01:39:27,452 --> 01:39:28,577
文哥

1290
01:39:45,952 --> 01:39:47,160
文哥

1291
01:39:59,660 --> 01:40:00,785
爸

1292
01:40:47,202 --> 01:41:01,994
-老公 收祭品了  -爸爸 收祭品了！

1293
01:41:03,452 --> 01:41:05,952
爸爸 收祭品了！

1294
01:41:36,035 --> 01:41:37,285
文哥留給你的

1295
01:41:58,285 --> 01:42:00,202
如果你有什麼需要

1296
01:42:00,202 --> 01:42:01,535
隨時找我

1297
01:42:16,035 --> 01:42:17,285
生哥

1298
01:42:17,285 --> 01:42:19,785
當你看到這封信的時候

1299
01:42:19,785 --> 01:42:21,410
我已經到站了

1300
01:42:21,410 --> 01:42:22,827
要先下車了

1301
01:42:24,577 --> 01:42:26,200
你說過很感激我

1302
01:42:26,577 --> 01:42:30,285
在你人生最絕望的時候給了你一條活路

1303
01:42:32,077 --> 01:42:33,702
但你知道嗎

1304
01:42:33,702 --> 01:42:35,535
其實我也很感激你

1305
01:42:36,660 --> 01:42:39,910
因為你教會我 做殯儀這一行的意義

1306
01:42:40,410 --> 01:42:44,285
原來活人的感受才是最重要

1307
01:42:46,660 --> 01:42:48,035
我這輩子

1308
01:42:48,035 --> 01:42:50,452
只會做一個喃嘸師傅

1309
01:42:50,452 --> 01:42:52,535
卻不懂如何做一個父親

1310
01:42:52,535 --> 01:42:55,160
更不懂怎樣跟子女溝通

1311
01:42:55,910 --> 01:43:00,535
你是我見過惟一懂得超度活人的殯儀經紀

1312
01:43:00,535 --> 01:43:04,160
所以我希望我的喪禮由你負責

1313
01:43:04,160 --> 01:43:06,452
幫我超度我的兒女

1314
01:43:06,452 --> 01:43:08,285
讓他們可以釋懷

1315
01:43:13,035 --> 01:43:15,910
記得化妝時把我化得帥氣一點啊 大哥

1316
01:43:15,910 --> 01:43:17,535
我會盯著你的

1317
01:43:17,535 --> 01:43:19,035
你不要馬虎啊！

1318
01:43:19,660 --> 01:43:20,700
搭檔

1319
01:45:38,285 --> 01:45:39,160
好傢伙

1320
01:45:39,160 --> 01:45:40,785
真讓你猜中了

1321
01:45:45,410 --> 01:45:52,035
"今日天隔一方"

1322
01:46:01,535 --> 01:46:05,327
"難…"

1323
01:46:07,535 --> 01:46:09,827
"…見面"

1324
01:46:11,035 --> 01:46:12,535
謝謝你 文哥！

1325
01:47:08,827 --> 01:47:10,785
有客到！

1326
01:47:11,660 --> 01:47:13,910
來賓請留步！

1327
01:47:15,077 --> 01:47:16,702
一鞠躬！

1328
01:47:18,660 --> 01:47:20,285
再鞠躬！

1329
01:47:21,827 --> 01:47:23,285
三鞠躬！

1330
01:47:25,160 --> 01:47:27,285
家屬謝禮！

1331
01:47:29,660 --> 01:47:31,910
來賓請上前上香！

1332
01:47:35,285 --> 01:47:37,410
有沒有搞錯？

1333
01:47:37,410 --> 01:47:38,600
丟下我？

1334
01:47:53,535 --> 01:47:54,910
老油條

1335
01:47:56,160 --> 01:47:57,410
喝茶！

1336
01:48:15,910 --> 01:48:17,500
明叔

1337
01:48:19,077 --> 01:48:20,285
今天

1338
01:48:20,785 --> 01:48:22,785
是幫你們爸爸辦事

1339
01:48:23,785 --> 01:48:26,285
你們兄妹倆不要再吵架！

1340
01:48:28,452 --> 01:48:29,827
知道了 明叔

1341
01:48:38,452 --> 01:48:40,035
明叔

1342
01:48:40,035 --> 01:48:41,300
你們有心了！

1343
01:48:41,660 --> 01:48:43,702
我代表文哥向你們道謝

1344
01:48:43,702 --> 01:48:46,285
待會道生會安排一切

1345
01:48:46,285 --> 01:48:47,285
明白的 明叔

1346
01:48:47,285 --> 01:48:48,910
這法事誰先誰後做也沒關係

1347
01:48:48,910 --> 01:48:50,202
我們不計較輩分

1348
01:48:50,202 --> 01:48:51,077
你說了算

1349
01:48:59,285 --> 01:49:02,410
很感謝大家今天來送別文哥

1350
01:49:02,410 --> 01:49:03,535
有心！

1351
01:49:04,077 --> 01:49:07,535
今天的喪禮由我來負責主持

1352
01:49:07,535 --> 01:49:12,035
我知道大家都很想為文哥獻上一份心意

1353
01:49:12,035 --> 01:49:14,535
但是今天的法事

1354
01:49:14,535 --> 01:49:16,577
將會由文哥的兒子

1355
01:49:16,577 --> 01:49:17,910
郭志斌

1356
01:49:17,910 --> 01:49:19,285
以及他的女兒…

1357
01:49:19,285 --> 01:49:21,452
郭文玥主持

1358
01:49:23,202 --> 01:49:25,910
讓一個女人來替文哥破地獄？

1359
01:49:25,910 --> 01:49:26,910
不是吧？

1360
01:49:26,910 --> 01:49:28,660
你這樣做等如是害文哥無法超升啊！

1361
01:49:28,660 --> 01:49:29,785
你瘋了嗎

1362
01:49:29,785 --> 01:49:30,410
說得對！

1363
01:49:30,410 --> 01:49:31,535
女人污穢

1364
01:49:31,535 --> 01:49:32,535
祖師爺不喜歡的！

1365
01:49:32,535 --> 01:49:33,410
怎麼能破地獄啊？

1366
01:49:42,952 --> 01:49:46,202
女人污穢 祖師爺不喜歡

1367
01:49:46,202 --> 01:49:50,910
但是祖師爺不是一輩子都沒碰過女人吧？

1368
01:49:51,410 --> 01:49:54,660
祖師爺也曾結婚 也曾生兒育女

1369
01:49:55,535 --> 01:49:56,702
全哥

1370
01:49:56,702 --> 01:50:00,077
上星期我親眼看見你去了夜總會

1371
01:50:00,077 --> 01:50:02,410
但祖師爺看來也沒有很嫌棄你吧？

1372
01:50:02,785 --> 01:50:04,327
師傅有訓示過

1373
01:50:04,327 --> 01:50:06,535
女人陰氣重！有血污！

1374
01:50:06,535 --> 01:50:08,494
會破祖師爺的法力！

1375
01:50:08,494 --> 01:50:10,785
但沒有說過我們做喃嘸師傅的

1376
01:50:10,785 --> 01:50:12,077
不可以碰女人

1377
01:50:12,327 --> 01:50:14,285
你不懂就別亂說！

1378
01:50:16,160 --> 01:50:18,535
有血污！陰氣重！

1379
01:50:19,202 --> 01:50:21,910
但祖師爺也是由他母親生下來的吧？

1380
01:50:21,910 --> 01:50:23,952
那他不就是從最重血污

1381
01:50:23,952 --> 01:50:25,285
陰氣最重的地方出生嗎

1382
01:50:25,285 --> 01:50:27,160
那祖師爺豈不是也很污穢？

1383
01:50:35,702 --> 01:50:39,452
你們都言之鑿鑿說 女人沒有資格破地獄

1384
01:50:39,494 --> 01:50:43,994
那我請問在座有哪位曾經替先人破完地獄

1385
01:50:43,994 --> 01:50:46,827
先人有回來感謝你救了他？

1386
01:50:47,285 --> 01:50:48,285
強哥！

1387
01:50:48,285 --> 01:50:51,452
你那次破地獄時 剩了一塊瓦片沒打破

1388
01:50:51,452 --> 01:50:53,077
那位先人有沒有回來向你投訴？

1389
01:50:53,077 --> 01:50:54,160
說你辦事不力！

1390
01:50:54,160 --> 01:50:56,785
連累他現在還在地獄受苦？

1391
01:51:02,285 --> 01:51:05,535
大家需要這麼執著嗎

1392
01:51:05,535 --> 01:51:10,077
這些只不過是傳統的儀式和禮儀而已

1393
01:51:10,077 --> 01:51:11,702
是我們的習俗

1394
01:51:11,702 --> 01:51:13,785
為求一份安心而已！

1395
01:51:16,785 --> 01:51:18,160
門外漢真是門外漢！

1396
01:51:18,535 --> 01:51:19,827
你又沒有傳承

1397
01:51:19,827 --> 01:51:20,827
你懂什麼？

1398
01:51:21,285 --> 01:51:22,952
當經紀還不夠格！

1399
01:51:24,660 --> 01:51:26,285
憑什麼在這裏指手劃腳？

1400
01:51:28,285 --> 01:51:29,160
強哥！

1401
01:51:30,702 --> 01:51:31,827
全哥！

1402
01:51:32,285 --> 01:51:33,202
泰哥！

1403
01:51:33,410 --> 01:51:34,119
各位

1404
01:51:34,119 --> 01:51:36,369
我真的不知道為什麼要跟你們爭論！

1405
01:51:36,535 --> 01:51:39,202
這是文哥的遺願！

1406
01:51:39,577 --> 01:51:42,744
是他決定讓自己的女兒替他破地獄的

1407
01:51:42,952 --> 01:51:44,702
那我應該尊重文哥

1408
01:51:44,702 --> 01:51:45,702
還是尊重你們呢？

1409
01:51:51,785 --> 01:51:54,160
總之 今天…

1410
01:51:54,160 --> 01:51:55,535
如果在座有哪位

1411
01:51:55,535 --> 01:51:58,202
是真心想留下來送文哥最後一程

1412
01:51:58,285 --> 01:51:59,702
我無任歡迎！

1413
01:51:59,702 --> 01:52:01,702
但如果你看不過眼

1414
01:52:01,702 --> 01:52:04,660
覺得氣憤難平的！那麻煩你們…

1415
01:52:04,660 --> 01:52:08,660
跟那些屬豬屬狗 屬蛇屬鼠的一樣

1416
01:52:08,785 --> 01:52:10,202
請迴避！

1417
01:52:12,910 --> 01:52:14,702
若你覺得真的接受不了

1418
01:52:14,702 --> 01:52:16,160
門口在那邊

1419
01:52:16,952 --> 01:52:18,535
好走！不送！

1420
01:52:19,410 --> 01:52:20,369
走！

1421
01:52:37,035 --> 01:52:39,327
這真是文哥的意思

1422
01:52:46,202 --> 01:52:47,160
斌哥

1423
01:53:27,100 --> 01:53:28,785
還記得怎麼做嗎

1424
01:53:35,785 --> 01:53:37,077
哥帶你！

1425
01:54:06,285 --> 01:54:07,160
走！

1426
01:54:09,452 --> 01:54:10,285
到位！

1427
01:54:14,660 --> 01:54:16,200
東方風雷開

1428
01:54:17,035 --> 01:54:18,577
慈尊下寶台

1429
01:54:19,470 --> 01:54:20,785
破獄救道

1430
01:54:21,535 --> 01:54:22,327
郭文正魂

1431
01:54:22,327 --> 01:54:22,952
轉身！

1432
01:54:23,702 --> 01:54:24,952
速離地府

1433
01:54:25,910 --> 01:54:27,280
早登僊界！

1434
01:54:28,952 --> 01:54:29,900
玥

1435
01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:32,600
從小到大

1436
01:54:33,452 --> 01:54:36,500
你常常聽我說女人很污穢

1437
01:54:37,285 --> 01:54:39,000
祖師爺不喜歡

1438
01:54:39,910 --> 01:54:43,500
其實 我從來沒有深究這是什麼意思

1439
01:54:44,535 --> 01:54:46,700
總之 我爸這樣教我

1440
01:54:47,300 --> 01:54:49,000
我就跟著如是說

1441
01:54:51,202 --> 01:54:52,600
其實我沒有想過

1442
01:54:52,950 --> 01:54:56,700
這些說話原來一直都在傷害你

1443
01:54:59,600 --> 01:55:02,000
當我看到你被人掌摑的時候

1444
01:55:02,350 --> 01:55:04,300
我當時並沒有覺得你讓我丟臉

1445
01:55:04,910 --> 01:55:06,200
而是覺得…

1446
01:55:06,520 --> 01:55:08,077
我這個當爸爸的…

1447
01:55:08,077 --> 01:55:10,300
竟然沒有辦法保護自己的女兒

1448
01:55:11,869 --> 01:55:13,650
你可能會覺得我生你的氣

1449
01:55:14,910 --> 01:55:16,700
或者覺得我不愛你

1450
01:55:18,452 --> 01:55:20,200
但我希望你知道

1451
01:55:20,702 --> 01:55:22,300
這個"玥"字

1452
01:55:23,160 --> 01:55:26,200
其實是珍寶的意思

1453
01:55:26,720 --> 01:55:28,285
"文玥"這名字

1454
01:55:28,285 --> 01:55:31,702
是代表我（阿文）的珍寶

1455
01:55:34,160 --> 01:55:36,400
爸爸從來也沒生你的氣

1456
01:55:38,035 --> 01:55:39,600
亦不是不愛你

1457
01:55:40,577 --> 01:55:42,200
希望你原諒我！

1458
01:55:43,202 --> 01:55:46,600
我並不是一個懂得說"我愛你"的爸爸

1459
01:55:47,660 --> 01:55:49,200
你一定要答應我！

1460
01:55:49,600 --> 01:55:52,650
你要學會把自己當成珍寶

1461
01:55:52,950 --> 01:55:54,600
要珍惜自己

1462
01:55:55,535 --> 01:55:56,800
你知道嗎

1463
01:56:07,327 --> 01:56:08,080
走！

1464
01:56:27,827 --> 01:56:29,160
文玥！叫爸爸！

1465
01:56:31,160 --> 01:56:32,200
爸！

1466
01:56:47,035 --> 01:56:48,410
帶爸爸走吧

1467
01:57:10,035 --> 01:57:11,077
爸！

1468
01:57:12,785 --> 01:57:13,785
跟著我！

1469
01:58:43,702 --> 01:58:44,600
妹

1470
01:58:57,785 --> 01:58:58,910
辛苦了

1471
01:59:11,785 --> 01:59:12,827
對不起

1472
02:00:20,577 --> 02:00:21,702
其實…

1473
02:00:21,702 --> 02:00:25,400
能來到這個地球 成為一個人

1474
02:00:25,800 --> 02:00:28,785
本來就很難得 很不容易

1475
02:00:31,077 --> 02:00:34,535
所以就算我們生命一直是在倒數

1476
02:00:34,535 --> 02:00:37,285
就算早晚都要道別

1477
02:00:37,285 --> 02:00:38,900
我們都不應該害怕

1478
02:00:39,452 --> 02:00:41,285
因為我們已經賺了

1479
02:00:45,077 --> 02:00:46,702
人海茫茫

1480
02:00:46,702 --> 02:00:49,035
我們能夠在同一班車上

1481
02:00:49,035 --> 02:00:50,827
實在很不容易

1482
02:00:52,160 --> 02:00:55,910
與其擔心自己什麼時候要下車

1483
02:00:55,910 --> 02:00:57,880
倒不如好好享受這趟旅程

1484
02:00:58,785 --> 02:01:00,410
看一下沿途的風景

1485
02:01:00,410 --> 02:01:02,660
好好跟身邊那位聊聊天

1486
02:01:02,660 --> 02:01:05,400
那才不枉此行