1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,208 --> 00:00:09,612 ["Is It My Imagination" by The Jaynetts playing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:18,655 --> 00:00:22,057 ♪ Oh, loving baby ♪ 5 00:00:22,257 --> 00:00:25,795 ♪ Something has happened to me ♪ 6 00:00:25,995 --> 00:00:29,097 ♪ It's something strange and new ♪ 7 00:00:29,298 --> 00:00:32,501 ♪ I wonder what can it be ♪ 8 00:00:32,702 --> 00:00:38,808 ♪ Or is this my imagination? ♪ 9 00:00:39,008 --> 00:00:46,549 ♪ Ooh, that keeps on causing this new sensation ♪ 10 00:00:46,716 --> 00:00:47,951 -[music stops] -What are you doing? 11 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:49,217 [gasps] Nothing. 12 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,588 Why are you in here? 13 00:00:52,354 --> 00:00:54,222 Maddie said the seventh grade boys are sneaking over 14 00:00:54,389 --> 00:00:55,692 for a kissing party. 15 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:58,595 -I know. I'm so nervous. -Then don't do it. 16 00:00:58,761 --> 00:01:00,329 I'm calling my mom to pick me up. 17 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:02,297 You can't! Maddie said we all have to kiss them. 18 00:01:02,464 --> 00:01:03,866 I don't wanna kiss. 19 00:01:04,099 --> 00:01:06,234 Or wear thong underpants. I hate thong underpants. 20 00:01:06,368 --> 00:01:08,170 But I'm worried if I wear normal underpants 21 00:01:08,337 --> 00:01:09,872 and don't kiss and stuff, 22 00:01:10,039 --> 00:01:11,908 then Maddie won't invite me to sleepovers anymore. 23 00:01:14,010 --> 00:01:16,713 Well, you could sleep over at mine. 24 00:01:16,879 --> 00:01:18,180 Tonight? 25 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:21,651 Yeah. I mean, we're not allowed to watch TV, which sucks, 26 00:01:21,818 --> 00:01:23,485 but we could do braids. 27 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:26,288 -And I have a trundle bed. -I love trundle beds! 28 00:01:27,757 --> 00:01:29,092 Do you have a best friend? 29 00:01:29,993 --> 00:01:32,028 No. You? 30 00:01:33,096 --> 00:01:34,196 No. 31 00:01:34,931 --> 00:01:38,333 ["Off the Rails" by Wallice playing] 32 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,135 Hello, today... 33 00:01:40,302 --> 00:01:42,605 -we're doing Katie's hair. -[Katie] Yeah! 34 00:01:42,805 --> 00:01:44,506 ♪ I don't give a shit, I never try my best ♪ 35 00:01:44,707 --> 00:01:46,809 ♪ I learn to live with it ♪ 36 00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:49,012 ♪ I'm doing fine, stop asking me what's wrong ♪ 37 00:01:49,211 --> 00:01:51,114 ♪ I live my life like I'm the only one ♪ 38 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:53,916 [Katie] Yeah. So, that's Delaney's future. 39 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:55,985 You are going to be a doctor. 40 00:01:56,151 --> 00:01:57,920 I don't wanna be a doctor! 41 00:01:58,121 --> 00:02:02,992 ♪ 42 00:02:04,594 --> 00:02:07,295 [Delaney] This is Katie's future. 43 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:10,033 You are getting married to Daniel. 44 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:12,534 [laughs] Daniel is so annoying. 45 00:02:12,735 --> 00:02:16,906 ♪ 46 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:25,148 ♪ Borrowed your car and barely made it back ♪ 47 00:02:25,347 --> 00:02:28,151 ♪ The gas tank was empty ♪ 48 00:02:28,283 --> 00:02:30,887 ♪ It always had that scratch ♪ 49 00:02:31,788 --> 00:02:37,292 ♪ I'm doing my best here, but that's not good enough ♪ 50 00:02:37,492 --> 00:02:40,395 ♪ I'll try harder next year ♪ 51 00:02:40,596 --> 00:02:44,067 ♪ Don't call my bluff ♪ 52 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:47,003 [Delaney] Okay. Read another post. Give me a hard one. 53 00:02:47,170 --> 00:02:49,839 [Katie] Uh, okay. "From Seattle to Savannah. 54 00:02:50,006 --> 00:02:54,711 What a long, strange trip it's been. #VanLife." 55 00:02:54,877 --> 00:02:57,013 -[Delaney] Tom Breyer? -[Katie] How did you know that? 56 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:58,915 [Delaney] 'Cause Tom Breyer needs to get a job. 57 00:02:59,082 --> 00:03:01,184 -Another one. Get a good one. -Let me find a good one. Okay. 58 00:03:01,316 --> 00:03:02,685 Uh... 59 00:03:03,619 --> 00:03:05,621 -Okay. This one's hard. -[Delaney] Okay. 60 00:03:05,788 --> 00:03:07,924 "Here's to adulting forever with this one. 61 00:03:08,091 --> 00:03:10,993 He put a ring on it!" Singular exclamation. 62 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,294 -Sarah Casper. -You're cheating. 63 00:03:12,461 --> 00:03:13,830 I'm not cheating. I'm that good. 64 00:03:13,996 --> 00:03:15,530 -She's engaged? -Yeah. 65 00:03:15,698 --> 00:03:17,299 She's a child. 66 00:03:17,466 --> 00:03:19,936 She is 32 years old. 67 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:23,639 Sarah Casper would throw it all away for, like, some random guy. 68 00:03:23,806 --> 00:03:25,007 I don't think he's random. 69 00:03:25,174 --> 00:03:26,008 They've been dating since college. 70 00:03:26,175 --> 00:03:27,242 Do you have any snacks? 71 00:03:27,877 --> 00:03:30,012 -Did you not eat dinner? -I had peanut butter. 72 00:03:30,179 --> 00:03:32,115 -And what? -A spoon? 73 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,583 Oh, my God. Let me make you something. 74 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,017 I'll just have saltines when I get home. 75 00:03:35,184 --> 00:03:36,753 Oh, my God, no. I'll make you, um-- 76 00:03:36,919 --> 00:03:38,320 I'll make you a turkey burger. 77 00:03:38,554 --> 00:03:41,157 -I can put poblanos on top. -What's poblanos? 78 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:43,893 Oh, it's a giant Mexican pepper. 79 00:03:44,426 --> 00:03:46,763 It's actually our favorite pepper. 80 00:03:46,929 --> 00:03:50,432 Second only to the jalapeño. You'll love it, I promise. 81 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:51,533 -It's really good. -[John] Mm-hmm. 82 00:03:51,701 --> 00:03:53,401 Mmm, I'm fine, thank you. 83 00:03:53,536 --> 00:03:55,638 Well, if you're not hungry, 84 00:03:55,805 --> 00:03:58,306 maybe you want a joke that I heard today? 85 00:03:58,473 --> 00:03:59,474 It made me think of you instantly. 86 00:03:59,642 --> 00:04:01,144 Okay. This is very good. 87 00:04:01,376 --> 00:04:03,579 Okay, so there-- there are two pigs in a pit of mud, 88 00:04:03,713 --> 00:04:08,383 and-- and the wife pig, uh, turns to the husband and says... 89 00:04:08,551 --> 00:04:09,952 No, no, the husband says to the wife. 90 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,621 You're right. You're right. 91 00:04:11,788 --> 00:04:14,957 Um, the-- the husband pig says to the wife, "Hey, 92 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:16,893 -did you see Farmer Jane--" -Should we get going? 93 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:18,795 Party started nine o'clock, so... 94 00:04:18,961 --> 00:04:20,029 [Katie] Oh, you wanna go to that? 95 00:04:20,663 --> 00:04:21,964 Yeah. 96 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:23,699 Really? My throat feels kind of weird. 97 00:04:23,866 --> 00:04:24,967 I-- I feel like... 98 00:04:25,467 --> 00:04:27,369 I don't know if I got everyone sick, but I-- 99 00:04:27,537 --> 00:04:29,739 -You don't feel warm. Feel good. -No? Oh, you feel cold. 100 00:04:29,906 --> 00:04:31,473 -Okay. -Do you not wanna go? 101 00:04:32,008 --> 00:04:33,276 Is it crazy to stay here? 102 00:04:33,876 --> 00:04:35,878 I mean, we have food here, blankets here. 103 00:04:36,045 --> 00:04:37,345 I'm comfortable, you're comfortable. 104 00:04:37,512 --> 00:04:38,781 -We can watch a movie. -Yeah, but hey, 105 00:04:38,948 --> 00:04:40,415 if Katie doesn't wanna go out, Delaney, 106 00:04:40,583 --> 00:04:42,285 I'd love to go out with you. 107 00:04:43,052 --> 00:04:44,419 Please don't make me go alone. 108 00:04:44,821 --> 00:04:46,388 I'm nervous and I'll get too fucked up. 109 00:04:46,823 --> 00:04:48,024 No, you will not. 110 00:04:48,658 --> 00:04:50,126 -[dance music thumping] -[sniffing] 111 00:04:50,293 --> 00:04:52,427 Like, she doesn't even come out anymore, 112 00:04:52,595 --> 00:04:55,698 because she's always with her boyfriend, "John." 113 00:04:55,865 --> 00:04:57,532 I don't know why I did that. His name is John. 114 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:58,801 [whispering] John. 115 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,469 John, you think she's okay, right? 116 00:05:01,637 --> 00:05:03,840 [John snores] Mm-hmm. 117 00:05:08,110 --> 00:05:10,345 No, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go meet her. 118 00:05:10,947 --> 00:05:13,015 I don't like him. Is that wrong to say? You know? 119 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:15,017 Like, if you don't like your best friend's boyfriend. 120 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:18,153 It's the way he makes her, if that makes sense. 121 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,453 -[knocking at door] -Occupied! 122 00:05:21,156 --> 00:05:23,191 Oh, you know what, though? My-- 123 00:05:23,325 --> 00:05:24,759 my contacts are already out. 124 00:05:26,962 --> 00:05:28,997 And that's, like, a whole thing. 125 00:05:29,164 --> 00:05:31,299 Only a year, and she moves in with him. 126 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,801 Kind of fast, if you ask me. 127 00:05:32,968 --> 00:05:35,003 [sniffs] But nobody asked me. 128 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:37,973 I'm gonna go meet her for a little. 129 00:05:39,574 --> 00:05:40,675 Okay? 130 00:05:42,577 --> 00:05:43,645 John? 131 00:05:44,179 --> 00:05:46,248 Yes, he's hot. I get it. I see it. 132 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:47,949 -But he's boring. -[knocking at door] 133 00:05:48,116 --> 00:05:49,651 Occupied! 134 00:05:50,552 --> 00:05:52,621 -I think she's fine. -[John grunts] Mmm. 135 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:53,889 Yeah. 136 00:05:54,055 --> 00:05:55,257 I'll come have sex. 137 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,361 [birds chirping] 138 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,829 [Katie] How do you have the patience? 139 00:06:00,996 --> 00:06:02,597 Well, we actually had an agreement 140 00:06:02,764 --> 00:06:04,132 that if I set up his Wi-Fi, 141 00:06:04,299 --> 00:06:06,701 he promised to wear boxers under his shorts 142 00:06:06,868 --> 00:06:08,469 -during our PT sessions. -Oh, well. 143 00:06:08,637 --> 00:06:10,305 -That could be worth it. -It's a give and a take, 144 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:11,806 -but, yeah. -Yeah. [laughs] 145 00:06:11,973 --> 00:06:13,474 -This looks nice, right? -Yeah, I like it. 146 00:06:13,642 --> 00:06:14,843 -In the shade. It's good. -Okay, perfect. 147 00:06:15,010 --> 00:06:16,410 -[cell phone ringing] -Ah-- Oh. 148 00:06:16,945 --> 00:06:18,346 -[sighs] -Don't suppose I could get you 149 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,948 to call her back, maybe? 150 00:06:20,615 --> 00:06:22,183 She gets so anxious when she's hungover. 151 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:24,786 Yeah, no, she does. I just, um-- [clears throat] 152 00:06:25,387 --> 00:06:26,755 -I just wanted to ask-- -How was it? 153 00:06:26,922 --> 00:06:29,658 [groans] No, my Uber's now 27 minutes away! 154 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:31,192 [laughs] Where are you? 155 00:06:31,359 --> 00:06:33,695 I answered a 2:00 a.m. text from this guy. 156 00:06:34,262 --> 00:06:37,265 And the drunker he got, the more he talked about Julia. 157 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,401 Yeah, not an ex. It's his female friend 158 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:40,902 that he's clearly in love with. 159 00:06:41,069 --> 00:06:43,071 [laughs] Did you hook up? 160 00:06:43,238 --> 00:06:45,040 Yes. He asked me to role-play. 161 00:06:45,974 --> 00:06:48,576 Oh, wow. Like, be a cheerleader or something? That's-- 162 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:52,547 Oh, I wish. More like we're best friends and I suddenly 163 00:06:52,714 --> 00:06:54,716 -see him in a new light. -Oh, my God. 164 00:06:54,883 --> 00:06:56,885 I'm gonna order a pizza to my apartment. What do you want? 165 00:06:57,052 --> 00:06:59,621 Ah, that sounds good. No, John and I are doing a-- a picnic. 166 00:06:59,788 --> 00:07:00,855 Do you wanna come? 167 00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:03,792 You know what? No. I'll-- I'll just try you later. 168 00:07:03,959 --> 00:07:05,093 [Katie] Okay. Bye. 169 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:07,494 All right. Bye. 170 00:07:07,629 --> 00:07:10,665 Well, she's fine, but she met a new guy, and-- 171 00:07:13,001 --> 00:07:14,669 -Oh, my God! -It's okay! 172 00:07:14,836 --> 00:07:17,038 -No, no, no-- -It's okay. It's okay. 173 00:07:17,205 --> 00:07:20,408 As long as I have your undivided attention now. 174 00:07:20,542 --> 00:07:21,710 -Yeah. -Yeah? 175 00:07:22,544 --> 00:07:25,580 When I first moved here, it took me a while to get adjusted. 176 00:07:25,747 --> 00:07:28,450 Yeah, you were mugged, like, three times that first week. 177 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:31,453 Right, well, I thought everyone needed directions. But then... 178 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:33,588 then I met you. 179 00:07:33,755 --> 00:07:35,590 And you actually needed directions. 180 00:07:35,757 --> 00:07:39,227 And I'm so, so glad 181 00:07:39,361 --> 00:07:41,495 that I walked you into that coffee shop, 182 00:07:41,663 --> 00:07:43,999 because you have made my life so much better 183 00:07:44,165 --> 00:07:46,634 than I ever thought that I deserved. 184 00:07:48,837 --> 00:07:50,071 Will you marry me? 185 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:53,775 -Yeah. Yeah. [laughs] -Yeah? Yeah. 186 00:07:56,111 --> 00:07:57,712 [Roxy] I hate the art Katie left here. 187 00:07:57,879 --> 00:07:59,714 -It's so gross. -[Delaney] It's sentimental. 188 00:07:59,881 --> 00:08:02,450 [Roxy] Okay, well, I live here now, and I like actual art. 189 00:08:02,617 --> 00:08:03,952 Let me just ask Katie if she wants it 190 00:08:04,119 --> 00:08:05,787 before we throw it away. 191 00:08:05,954 --> 00:08:08,423 Where is Katie? I feel like she's usually here by now, like, 192 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:11,593 complaining about some ugly house she can't sell. 193 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,695 She's doing a picnic with John. 194 00:08:13,862 --> 00:08:15,663 Like, eating on the ground? 195 00:08:15,797 --> 00:08:18,133 Yeah. I feel so bad for her. 196 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,534 You know, it's like she misses the party last night, 197 00:08:20,702 --> 00:08:22,203 and now she has to waste her entire Sunday 198 00:08:22,337 --> 00:08:23,972 doing a picnic with her boyfriend? 199 00:08:24,139 --> 00:08:25,874 -Ugh. -Can I say something? 200 00:08:26,041 --> 00:08:28,943 I really don't buy John's whole "I'm such a nice guy" thing. 201 00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:30,945 Like, you're a pervert. 202 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:32,881 You literally touch old ladies all day. 203 00:08:33,048 --> 00:08:36,251 That's his job. He's a physical therapist for old people. 204 00:08:36,384 --> 00:08:38,820 [scoffs] Katie would fall for a pervert. 205 00:08:39,421 --> 00:08:41,623 I mean, she's clueless. Remember that time she got you, 206 00:08:41,790 --> 00:08:44,526 like, a briefcase filled with old papers for your birthday? 207 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,094 Those were my great-grandparents' 208 00:08:46,327 --> 00:08:48,229 -birth certificates. -Why would you want that? 209 00:08:48,363 --> 00:08:49,931 She likes thoughtful surprises. 210 00:08:50,498 --> 00:08:52,233 She's exactly like my sister. [scoffs] 211 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,035 She's nothing like your sister. 212 00:08:54,202 --> 00:08:56,171 Mary had one kid, and now she won't shut up 213 00:08:56,337 --> 00:08:58,940 -about her pelvic floor. -Yeah, Mary's the worst. 214 00:08:59,074 --> 00:09:00,875 And her baby isn't even cute. 215 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:02,577 I can't imagine having a baby right now. 216 00:09:02,744 --> 00:09:04,879 It's actually disgusting to have a baby. 217 00:09:05,046 --> 00:09:06,549 -Or getting married? -Kill me. 218 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,950 [sighs] But we're pretty far from that. 219 00:09:09,484 --> 00:09:11,286 "We," like, you and me. 220 00:09:11,453 --> 00:09:12,787 No, me and Katie. 221 00:09:12,954 --> 00:09:14,589 Delaney, what? 222 00:09:14,756 --> 00:09:16,825 You and Katie are on totally different paths. 223 00:09:17,325 --> 00:09:18,927 I mean, Katie lives with her boyfriend. 224 00:09:19,094 --> 00:09:21,996 They're very serious. And you literally still, like, 225 00:09:22,163 --> 00:09:24,632 fuck the first guy who shares a cigarette with you. 226 00:09:27,035 --> 00:09:28,503 -Ahh! -[John's mom] Wow! 227 00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:30,371 -We love you so much. -We love you. Thank you. 228 00:09:30,539 --> 00:09:32,307 Oh, thank you. We love you so much. 229 00:09:32,474 --> 00:09:33,741 We cannot wait to celebrate with you guys. 230 00:09:33,908 --> 00:09:35,210 [John's mom] We're so excited. 231 00:09:35,376 --> 00:09:37,145 Bye. 232 00:09:37,278 --> 00:09:38,680 I love your family. I love them. 233 00:09:38,847 --> 00:09:40,281 Did you see your sister was crying? 234 00:09:40,448 --> 00:09:42,717 Yeah! No, it's funny. She's known for months. 235 00:09:42,884 --> 00:09:44,052 How did I not find this ring? 236 00:09:44,219 --> 00:09:45,920 Oh, the ring was in a box, in a bin, 237 00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:47,889 in an air vent in my office. 238 00:09:48,056 --> 00:09:50,291 -You were never finding it. -Wow. And how about Delaney 239 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:51,826 playing it so cool? 240 00:09:51,993 --> 00:09:53,361 Yeah, no, I didn't tell Delaney. 241 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:56,865 What? 242 00:09:57,932 --> 00:10:00,168 Oh, well, I figured you wanted to tell her, right? 243 00:10:00,335 --> 00:10:01,369 -Yeah! -Yeah. 244 00:10:01,537 --> 00:10:03,539 So Delaney has no idea. 245 00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:06,641 No, but we can call her right now, maybe. 246 00:10:06,808 --> 00:10:09,677 Uh, yeah! Um, let's call her later, though, 'cause I think 247 00:10:09,844 --> 00:10:11,212 -she's probably asleep. -No, it's fine. 248 00:10:11,379 --> 00:10:12,514 We'll just call her from my phone. 249 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,715 It'll be a big surprise, I promise. 250 00:10:13,882 --> 00:10:16,151 -Yeah. -[line ringing] 251 00:10:16,284 --> 00:10:17,986 -[Delaney] Hey. -Hello? 252 00:10:18,153 --> 00:10:19,721 [Delaney] You can just leave the pizza at the door, 253 00:10:19,854 --> 00:10:21,022 and I'll grab it. Thank you. 254 00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:22,724 [line beeps] 255 00:10:26,828 --> 00:10:27,929 Does she not have my number saved? 256 00:10:28,096 --> 00:10:30,165 No, she does. I think she does. 257 00:10:31,332 --> 00:10:33,701 I thought you'd be pretty excited to tell her. 258 00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,870 [Katie] I am. 259 00:10:36,004 --> 00:10:38,339 I-- I really am. I just-- I just wanna... 260 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,009 tell her later. 261 00:10:41,176 --> 00:10:42,277 Right. 262 00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:47,048 I know, um, I'm not her favorite person. 263 00:10:47,215 --> 00:10:48,617 That is not true, John. She loves you. 264 00:10:48,783 --> 00:10:50,653 It's just that she has a hard time with change. 265 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,020 You know, when she was younger, 266 00:10:52,187 --> 00:10:53,821 her parents sold the family minivan, 267 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:55,957 and she asked if she could go visit it at its new house. 268 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,627 Okay. Yeah, that's-- really sweet of her 269 00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:00,428 to wanna check in on it. 270 00:11:00,596 --> 00:11:04,032 And then remember when I told her I was moving out? 271 00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:06,669 She didn't talk to me for, like, two weeks. 272 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,137 -[John] Mm-hmm. -And whenever I passed her door, 273 00:11:09,304 --> 00:11:11,172 she'd be muttering "Benedict Arnold." 274 00:11:11,339 --> 00:11:14,442 [sighs] Right, but-- but this, this is a good change. 275 00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:17,680 I know, and I'm so excited, and I love you so much, 276 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,748 and I-- and I cannot wait to get married. 277 00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:24,018 But I-- I just wanna make sure I tell her in the-- 278 00:11:24,587 --> 00:11:25,987 just in the right way for her. 279 00:11:26,988 --> 00:11:28,089 Okay? 280 00:11:30,425 --> 00:11:32,327 [Alex on video call] So let's parking lot the holiday campaign 281 00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:33,928 and dig into the meat and taters 282 00:11:34,095 --> 00:11:36,764 of our Spring Into Content campaign. 283 00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:39,100 So this campaign is-- it's gonna be a big lift. 284 00:11:39,267 --> 00:11:41,236 So we really need to stop the scroll. 285 00:11:41,402 --> 00:11:44,739 We need some big ideas. We need some blue-sky ideas. 286 00:11:45,306 --> 00:11:47,576 And, like, we just, like, really need everybody on this. 287 00:11:47,742 --> 00:11:49,545 But I was kind of thinking, Delaney, 288 00:11:49,712 --> 00:11:51,446 maybe you could run point for us. 289 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,182 Hmm, I don't-- I don't really have 290 00:11:54,315 --> 00:11:55,750 the bandwidth for that right now. 291 00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:57,919 Copy that. Luca, it's all yours. 292 00:12:00,088 --> 00:12:01,756 Uh-- Okay. Uh, wow. 293 00:12:01,923 --> 00:12:04,259 Yeah, that's-- that is just-- that's amazing. 294 00:12:04,425 --> 00:12:06,828 I do just wanna flag that I'm working overtime 295 00:12:06,995 --> 00:12:08,763 on two major campaigns right now 296 00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:11,266 since Delaney didn't have the bandwidth last month. 297 00:12:11,432 --> 00:12:13,167 So it's just kind of all fallen on my shoulders. 298 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:16,404 So that's-- that's totally fine. I just do just wanna flag that. 299 00:12:16,538 --> 00:12:18,139 No, and thank you for flagging that. 300 00:12:18,306 --> 00:12:20,308 Delaney, do you think you could maybe, like, 301 00:12:20,475 --> 00:12:23,444 carve out some time to kind of tag-team it? 302 00:12:24,212 --> 00:12:27,248 Yeah, I-- I gotta flag that I'm spread pretty thin over here. 303 00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:30,151 What are you working on, Delaney? 304 00:12:30,318 --> 00:12:32,621 -Putting out fires. -What kind of fires? 305 00:12:32,787 --> 00:12:34,822 Big ones with employees that you don't know. 306 00:12:34,989 --> 00:12:37,058 Right, and is that why your camera's always off? 307 00:12:37,225 --> 00:12:40,596 Mmm, no, my camera's off, Luca, because it's allowed to be off. 308 00:12:40,763 --> 00:12:42,163 Okay, guys, I think we should finish up 309 00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:43,865 with a round of peaks and valleys. 310 00:12:44,132 --> 00:12:47,835 So my valley was missing last week's happy hour. 311 00:12:47,969 --> 00:12:49,705 [Alex] Never has someone been so missed. 312 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,073 [Luca] But my peak is that it's on the books for next week. 313 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,642 Popcorn to Delaney. 314 00:12:54,743 --> 00:12:59,947 I guess my valley was editing Luca's Q4 pitch, 315 00:13:00,114 --> 00:13:02,651 and then my peak was it's done now. 316 00:13:03,719 --> 00:13:04,787 Popcorn to Alex. 317 00:13:05,621 --> 00:13:06,821 You know... 318 00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:12,093 my valley was that Ryan and I hit a speed bump. 319 00:13:13,361 --> 00:13:15,530 -Wow. -So he-- he wants to open up 320 00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:18,166 the relationship, and I just, I don't think that I have 321 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,268 the sexual confidence to withstand it. 322 00:13:21,369 --> 00:13:25,073 So we're taking some time apart to kind of ideate on next steps. 323 00:13:25,808 --> 00:13:28,744 But, Alex, are you okay? How are you feeling? 324 00:13:29,277 --> 00:13:32,080 You know, like, I was upset, obviously. 325 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,915 -Of course. -I was really upset for a beat. 326 00:13:34,082 --> 00:13:35,883 But then I had a one-on-one with my best friend. 327 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:38,620 You know, we went out, we got some drinks, we blew off steam, 328 00:13:38,787 --> 00:13:40,723 just like old times, just the two of us, 329 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,123 and that, like, really, really helped. 330 00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:43,958 Best friends just get it. 331 00:13:44,525 --> 00:13:46,427 Oh, we're so aligned on that, Luca. 332 00:13:48,129 --> 00:13:49,665 [Henry] So what was Dad's reaction? 333 00:13:49,798 --> 00:13:51,232 We FaceTimed him quickly. 334 00:13:51,966 --> 00:13:53,534 Yeah, he was really happy for us. 335 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:54,670 -Yeah. -Aww. 336 00:13:54,837 --> 00:13:56,437 [John] Yeah. 337 00:13:56,572 --> 00:13:57,573 I mean, not that happy. 338 00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,407 -Oh. -Come on. 339 00:13:59,575 --> 00:14:01,577 He was really excited, it seemed. 340 00:14:01,744 --> 00:14:03,177 Yeah, or you knew to call him after 5:00. 341 00:14:04,613 --> 00:14:06,849 Speaking of alcoholics, how did Delaney take the news? 342 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,418 Um, she was happy. Fine. Good. 343 00:14:10,586 --> 00:14:12,019 Delaney doesn't know yet. 344 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,155 Katie wanted to tell her in her own way 345 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,724 before we told anybody else. 346 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:17,693 That is so classic. I-- 347 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,460 Do you know that Delaney knew 348 00:14:19,628 --> 00:14:20,829 that our parents were getting divorced before I did? 349 00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:22,865 -Is-- is that true? -[Henry] Yeah. 350 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,667 I mean, uh, she's my best friend, so... 351 00:14:27,669 --> 00:14:29,638 I think you'd get it if-- if you had a best friend. 352 00:14:29,805 --> 00:14:31,339 Well, my wife is my best friend, so. 353 00:14:31,506 --> 00:14:32,841 Daria, who's your best friend? 354 00:14:33,007 --> 00:14:34,576 No, I-- I'd rather not say. 355 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:35,844 We're each other's best friends. 356 00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,211 -Each other's best-- -Yeah. 357 00:14:37,378 --> 00:14:39,113 -[John] Yeah. -Like normal adults. 358 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:42,049 Delaney loves Katie. 359 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:43,918 She'll be really happy once we tell her. 360 00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:45,286 John, have you ever heard of 361 00:14:45,453 --> 00:14:47,021 expectation recalibration therapy? 362 00:14:47,656 --> 00:14:48,923 I was reading an article about it, 363 00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:50,726 -and I think-- -Excuse me, what article? 364 00:14:50,859 --> 00:14:52,126 It's an article. And I-- 365 00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:53,729 Where was this article? 366 00:14:54,429 --> 00:14:56,632 In the journals for doctor-- repeat, doctors. 367 00:14:56,799 --> 00:14:59,167 Henry, have you been listening again 368 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,968 to my sessions with my patients? 369 00:15:01,135 --> 00:15:02,905 Anyway, expectation recalibration 370 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,505 is basically a therapy where you work 371 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:06,742 to accept that someone will never change, right? 372 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,577 Like, they suck, like, medically. 373 00:15:08,744 --> 00:15:10,178 And in your case, that's Delaney, 374 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,647 and in our case, it's our dad. 375 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,148 So, I mean, Daria confirmed that he's a narcissist. 376 00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:16,117 Oh, I have never treated your father, 377 00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:18,453 and I've never made any medical claims about him. 378 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,721 -Excuse me. -Yeah, I mean, but you have. 379 00:15:19,888 --> 00:15:21,322 I mean, we've talked about that. 380 00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:22,891 -What are you talking about? -About-- you know. 381 00:15:23,057 --> 00:15:24,693 -What are you-- -I sent him 20 of my poems 382 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:26,427 in the past year. Twenty. 383 00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:30,298 And he never once told me that I was talented. 384 00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:32,200 Right? 385 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,469 I mean, how hard is it to reply with a compliment? 386 00:15:34,636 --> 00:15:36,672 How hard is it to, like, you know, just say, 387 00:15:36,839 --> 00:15:39,072 like, a simple, Henry, you are a brilliant artist, right? 388 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,508 And it is a crime that you have to edit 389 00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:44,110 other people's much weaker novels instead of 390 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,246 traveling the world on your own book tour, right? 391 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,883 He is selfish, Katie, and so is Delaney. 392 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,751 Yeah, I hear you. Um... 393 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,153 I-- I don't think Delaney's selfish. 394 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,822 I think she has a hard time with change. 395 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,456 Daria was treating our neighbor the other day. 396 00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:58,659 -Henry! -No, he's a total freak, Daria. 397 00:15:58,826 --> 00:16:00,595 I mean, he gets off on lizards. 398 00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:02,697 And l-- did he say blizzards or was it lizards? 399 00:16:02,864 --> 00:16:04,197 -It was lizards, right? -Yes, it was lizards. 400 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,666 It was lizards. He gets off on lizards, 401 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,435 and his wife wants to divorce him, clearly. 402 00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:11,071 And Daria said something that I think applies here. 403 00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:14,040 Tell them the thing about the change. 404 00:16:14,609 --> 00:16:15,910 Oh. 405 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,846 Well, you know, uh, people's nerves about change, 406 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,682 they can be calmed by the familiar. 407 00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:24,819 So, you take them to a comfortable environment, 408 00:16:24,986 --> 00:16:26,587 and you break the news. 409 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,222 It's kind of like you take your kids to their favorite 410 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,391 ice cream shop and tell them you're getting a divorce. 411 00:16:31,525 --> 00:16:32,927 I mean, I think that's something that you should 412 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,795 consider with Delaney. 413 00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:37,130 I mean, she's about as mature as an eight-year-old, so... 414 00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:39,499 I've seen her hork down a pint of Chubby Hubby 415 00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,268 in one sitting, so we know she likes ice cream. 416 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,670 [Daria sighing] 417 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,405 Yeah. 418 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,207 [TV host] In our latest episode of... 419 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,676 That's not a real basketball. 420 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,778 Third from the left is cake. 421 00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:52,178 You know, I decided I don't even want cake 422 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,614 at my birthday this year. 423 00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:55,282 I actually think it's really weird to, 424 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,952 like, bring out food and then make people eat it. 425 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,487 -Did you find a bar yet? -Think I'm gonna do it here. 426 00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,222 But I'm going for a very specific aesthetic, 427 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,858 so if you could not invite-- 428 00:17:03,991 --> 00:17:05,392 Ah, no! 429 00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:07,728 Thought you'd be asleep. 430 00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:11,364 Katie, I didn't know you still had a key. 431 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,199 Uh, Delaney said I could keep one for emergencies. 432 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,869 What's the emergency? 433 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,538 Um, well, this time it's not so much an emergency, 434 00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:22,375 really, as it is, um, a surprise for my best friend. 435 00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,779 Oh, man, I had-- I actually had this whole thing planned 436 00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:26,446 and I was gonna sneak in and, like, put clues 437 00:17:26,614 --> 00:17:28,049 around the apartment, but, okay, whatever. 438 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,784 Since you're awake, I'll just show you now. 439 00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,719 Ah! Huh? 440 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,956 What the fuck is that? 441 00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:37,490 I planned us a mini beach vacation. 442 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,161 -You don't seem excited. -What's there to be 443 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,096 excited about, Katie? It's the beach. 444 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,032 I'm excited. I-I really am. 445 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,301 Um, and that poster is-- that's your most thoughtful gift yet. 446 00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:49,804 Do you see the umbrella? 447 00:17:49,971 --> 00:17:51,204 [Delaney] I see the umbrella. 448 00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:53,306 You know these trips can be kind of weird for me. 449 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,776 Is John at least bringing a friend? 450 00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:57,011 No, no, John's not coming. 451 00:17:57,878 --> 00:17:59,814 -Why? -Yeah, why? 452 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:03,751 No reason. I just thought it would be great for the two of us 453 00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:07,520 to go on a trip, connect, have some quality time. 454 00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:08,789 Like old times? 455 00:18:08,956 --> 00:18:11,157 Yes, yes, just like old times. 456 00:18:13,661 --> 00:18:14,895 [Roxy] Ew. 457 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,130 ["Love Me Forever" by The Skatalites playing] 458 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:31,045 ♪ Kiss me once, girl ♪ 459 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,180 ♪ Kiss me twice, girl ♪ 460 00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:37,051 ♪ You're sugar and spice, girl ♪ 461 00:18:37,585 --> 00:18:40,220 ♪ And everything nice, girl ♪ 462 00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:43,390 ♪ Love me forever ♪ 463 00:18:43,591 --> 00:18:52,165 ♪ And I'll be true to you, girl ♪ 464 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,734 All right. There we go. 465 00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:55,670 -Nice. -We're here. 466 00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:57,838 What time is check-in at the Pelican Palace? 467 00:18:58,005 --> 00:19:00,908 Surprise. We aren't staying at the Pelican Palace. 468 00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:02,175 What? 469 00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:04,411 Yeah, I got us a-- I got us a rental house, 470 00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:06,113 actually, on Wonder Weekend. 471 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,949 Mm-hmm. Wonder Weekend rentals kind of creep me out. 472 00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:10,316 I don't like the idea of using 473 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,619 other people's kitchen appliances. 474 00:19:11,786 --> 00:19:13,486 But you're okay sleeping in a bed 475 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,556 where a bunch of high schoolers just rounded the bases? 476 00:19:15,723 --> 00:19:17,457 But the Pelican Palace is where all the parties end up. 477 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,927 I know. Imagine that noise. 478 00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:21,896 Wouldn't sleep a frickin' wink. 479 00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:23,430 Is there a bar? 480 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,399 What, at the rental house? 481 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,170 Is it a shared space or private? 482 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,336 Private. 483 00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:32,673 And there's a lock box, 484 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:36,711 so we don't even have to meet the guy. 485 00:19:36,877 --> 00:19:37,912 You found it. 486 00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:39,780 Huh. Oh. 487 00:19:39,947 --> 00:19:41,549 Gosh, GPS can be a little wonky here, 488 00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:43,551 so I'm so glad you guys figured it out. 489 00:19:43,718 --> 00:19:45,086 How are we doing? 490 00:19:45,886 --> 00:19:47,121 Are you, uh... 491 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,623 Are you, uh, Douglas? 492 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,258 Are you my fifth-grade teacher? 493 00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:54,260 Just Dougie's fine, yeah. 494 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,831 I-- I just asked because the listing had said that 495 00:19:57,031 --> 00:19:59,499 there was a lock box, so I didn't think we'd get to meet. 496 00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,202 Here she is. 497 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,571 Yeah, I love to walk everyone through the space first, 498 00:20:03,738 --> 00:20:06,406 only because it's a really important place to me. 499 00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:07,908 -Oh. -It was my mom's. 500 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,678 She, uh-- she died here. 501 00:20:11,846 --> 00:20:14,181 Oh, gosh, no. Not in the front yard. 502 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,217 -Oh! -She died inside. 503 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,653 Katie, right? So you must be Delaney. 504 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:20,921 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 505 00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:22,355 Love that name. Family name? 506 00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,290 -It was my grandfather's. -Oh, my gosh. 507 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,627 I was named after my mom's brother, 508 00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:27,928 who we don't talk to anymore. 509 00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:30,363 He's a-- he's a pedophile, so... 510 00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:32,566 -Oh, I'm sorry. -Oh, no, no, no. 511 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,202 He was always cool with me, yeah. 512 00:20:36,036 --> 00:20:38,806 But, uh, called a lot, you know, when he was doing time. 513 00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:42,342 Yeah, I guess inmates are, like, really hard on child predators. 514 00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:44,745 I didn't mind saying hi then, but once he got out 515 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,547 and started coming here unannounced... 516 00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:48,983 Oh, my gosh. I keep talking and talking. 517 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,118 You guys probably just wanna see inside, right? 518 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,419 -Pretty cute, huh? -I love it. 519 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,957 Yeah, Mom left the place to me and my sister, 520 00:20:57,124 --> 00:20:58,659 but Lauren has a family now, 521 00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:00,360 so she let me keep it all to myself. 522 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,062 -Ah, score. -Yeah. 523 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,531 Oh, all the art on the wall is for sale. 524 00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:05,733 Oh. 525 00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:08,035 Oh... 526 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,303 What little munchkin did these? 527 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,572 I am an artist. 528 00:21:12,139 --> 00:21:13,974 Yeah, well, technically my day job 529 00:21:14,141 --> 00:21:17,178 is medical sales, but I've been working my tush off and-- 530 00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,180 Is there a Wi-Fi password? 531 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:23,551 Uh, yeah. It was in the welcome pamphlet that I sent over. 532 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,086 Because guests are really supposed to 533 00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:28,189 read the pamphlet before they check in, so... 534 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,790 -Oh. -But it's okay. 535 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,860 I have a spare set of rules right here. 536 00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:34,360 -Oh, perfect. -Here you go. 537 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,996 Oh, I also threw in my favorite local spots. 538 00:21:36,163 --> 00:21:38,265 -You girls hot dog fans? -Dingo's Dogs. 539 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,000 -Yeah. -Yeah, um, we know it. 540 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,535 We used to come here when we were little. 541 00:21:41,669 --> 00:21:42,736 Fun. Yeah. 542 00:21:42,903 --> 00:21:44,038 -Sisters? -Best friends. 543 00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:45,906 I love, uh, best friends. 544 00:21:46,073 --> 00:21:47,407 Any big plans for best friends night? 545 00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:50,811 Um, I think we'll probably... 546 00:21:50,945 --> 00:21:52,580 hang here, make a cheese plate. 547 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,149 You get plenty of cheese at home. 548 00:21:55,316 --> 00:21:56,617 Oh... 549 00:21:56,784 --> 00:21:58,052 I thought we could go to a bar. 550 00:21:58,919 --> 00:22:00,453 I mean, I brought a lot of orange wine 551 00:22:00,621 --> 00:22:03,423 -for us to drink here. -Oh! That's a no. 552 00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:05,425 What is? 553 00:22:05,593 --> 00:22:07,294 Uh, no alcohol on the premises. 554 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,662 That's ridiculous. 555 00:22:08,796 --> 00:22:10,631 Um, what she means is 556 00:22:10,798 --> 00:22:12,800 we were really just gonna have a glass or two. 557 00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:14,802 Yeah, no exception to the rules. 558 00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:18,138 Was it just a quick skim of the welcome email? 559 00:22:18,639 --> 00:22:20,608 Because no shoes is also a big one. 560 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:23,644 I can't sleep with the sound of stomping. 561 00:22:24,245 --> 00:22:25,746 I thought this was a private space. 562 00:22:25,913 --> 00:22:28,215 Yeah, the upstairs is your private domain. 563 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:32,319 I hang my hat in the subterranean domicile. 564 00:22:33,821 --> 00:22:34,955 I live in the basement. 565 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,127 What are you doing? 566 00:22:40,661 --> 00:22:42,096 Pedophile has this address. 567 00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:43,964 Okay, well, it's a good thing we're adults. 568 00:22:44,131 --> 00:22:45,199 I look young. 569 00:22:47,568 --> 00:22:49,670 See what happens when you stray from places you know and love? 570 00:22:49,837 --> 00:22:51,504 Your mom got staph at the Pelican Palace. 571 00:22:51,672 --> 00:22:53,274 [sighing] The Pelican Palace is fun. 572 00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,075 They keep beers in the ice machine. 573 00:22:55,242 --> 00:22:56,409 You prefer dirty ice? 574 00:22:56,577 --> 00:22:58,379 Over a literal deathbed? Yeah. 575 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,381 Okay, I put a lot of effort into planning this trip, 576 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,817 and I would like if we could at least relax and try to connect, 577 00:23:03,984 --> 00:23:06,754 enjoy ourselves, appreciate where we are. 578 00:23:07,621 --> 00:23:08,989 -Ow! -Shh! 579 00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:14,094 Cameras? What the hell? 580 00:23:14,261 --> 00:23:16,429 What? Remember when I worked at Urban Outfitters? 581 00:23:16,597 --> 00:23:18,431 All right, those cameras aren't even on. 582 00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:21,135 People just see them and are less likely to steal. 583 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,405 Do you see any ironic coffee table books for sale here? 584 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:25,673 Because I don't. 585 00:23:26,173 --> 00:23:27,408 Dougie isn't warding off shoplifters. 586 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,009 He's watching us to get his rocks off. 587 00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:30,510 He is not camped out in front of the monitor 588 00:23:30,678 --> 00:23:32,512 with his hands down his pants. 589 00:23:32,646 --> 00:23:34,014 He's nice. 590 00:23:35,983 --> 00:23:37,918 No. No. I'm not staying here all night 591 00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:40,387 and being one of Dougie's cheese-eating cam girls, okay? 592 00:23:40,821 --> 00:23:42,156 I'm going to a bar. 593 00:23:42,323 --> 00:23:43,590 -All night at a bar? -Yeah. 594 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:45,092 Shh, shh. 595 00:23:45,993 --> 00:23:49,797 Thing is, though, if it's loud, we won't really be able to talk. 596 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,966 We talk all day. 597 00:23:53,901 --> 00:23:55,468 I know. That's a good point. 598 00:23:57,004 --> 00:23:58,138 Yeah, let's go to a bar. 599 00:23:58,639 --> 00:24:00,741 ["Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffet playing] 600 00:24:00,908 --> 00:24:03,711 Man. This place has really changed. 601 00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:05,346 It used to get packed. 602 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,448 I saw this pottery place in town, 603 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,016 and they have a morning class that teaches you 604 00:24:09,183 --> 00:24:10,384 how to make little bowls for your keys. 605 00:24:10,551 --> 00:24:11,785 I kind of was hoping we'd sleep in. 606 00:24:11,919 --> 00:24:12,920 Yeah, it's not till 7:00. 607 00:24:14,088 --> 00:24:15,889 Okay. Cheers to this weekend. 608 00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:18,025 -Thank you for planning it. -Um... 609 00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:21,161 as you know, we've had so many great memories here 610 00:24:21,328 --> 00:24:24,365 as friends, and we've crossed so many milestones together. 611 00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:26,367 And I thought it would be the perfect place 612 00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:28,902 to come to cross one more. 613 00:24:29,069 --> 00:24:31,739 And I think that it's the most important thing that we do 614 00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:35,109 if we are able to flourish together, like two roses, 615 00:24:35,275 --> 00:24:39,046 two best friends, I guess, roses, who, um... 616 00:24:39,213 --> 00:24:41,015 -Uh, can I get a beer, please? -Yeah. 617 00:24:41,181 --> 00:24:42,716 That guy? Real hot. 618 00:24:42,883 --> 00:24:44,318 -Who? -The helmet guy. 619 00:24:44,752 --> 00:24:46,153 Can I do double whiskey? 620 00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:49,023 Uh, okay. That's not why we're here. Um, okay. 621 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,258 So I was saying, we have crossed 622 00:24:51,425 --> 00:24:53,160 so many milestones together here as friends, and-- 623 00:24:53,293 --> 00:24:54,461 He looks like Dennis Fuller. 624 00:24:54,628 --> 00:24:56,597 Oh, Dennis Fuller. Another loser. 625 00:24:56,764 --> 00:24:57,998 Should we go talk to him? 626 00:24:58,432 --> 00:25:00,501 I-- I'm in the middle of saying something, okay? 627 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,302 -Um... -[phone vibrating] 628 00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:07,741 You gonna pick that up? 629 00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:09,043 I'm gonna call him back. 630 00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:12,346 [vibration continues] 631 00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:14,715 Uh, I'm gonna be quick. Don't move. 632 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,456 Sorry, uh, had to get to a quiet place. 633 00:25:22,623 --> 00:25:23,657 Delaney dragged me to a bar. 634 00:25:23,824 --> 00:25:25,192 [John] You out celebrating? 635 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,528 -Celebrating? -The proposal. 636 00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:30,998 -Katie? -Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 637 00:25:31,165 --> 00:25:34,401 It cut out for a sec. Um, yeah-- yeah, not yet. 638 00:25:34,536 --> 00:25:35,903 You said that you would tell her by tonight. 639 00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:37,404 No, no, I know. I-- 640 00:25:37,571 --> 00:25:39,139 I was-- I was just about to when you called. 641 00:25:39,306 --> 00:25:41,408 Well, Daria sent over some invitation samples, 642 00:25:41,575 --> 00:25:43,610 and she said we should pick one by next week. 643 00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:45,412 Okay, yeah, sounds good. 644 00:25:45,579 --> 00:25:47,614 I'll send you some photos, and then you can decide, 645 00:25:47,748 --> 00:25:50,417 or I can decide, you can send me photos right back. 646 00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:52,486 -Uh, whichever. -[man] Okay. 647 00:25:52,653 --> 00:25:53,854 -I'll text you later. -I'll text you later. 648 00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:55,155 -Love you. Bye. -Love you. Bye. 649 00:25:58,025 --> 00:26:00,427 -Checking in? -Ugh, you gotta to check in. 650 00:26:01,094 --> 00:26:02,628 [Kyle] I'm the social sheriff for Sigma Nu, 651 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,297 so I got to plan this bachelor party 652 00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:06,966 for my almost bro-in-law, and I always go big. 653 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:10,870 Last month, we had a naughty nuns and a frisky friars party. 654 00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:13,172 -Friars are like bald priests. -Tell me, what do you do? 655 00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:15,074 -Uh, finance. -[scoffs] 656 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:18,244 -Okay, humble. -Do you follow crypto? 657 00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,746 Because he-- he created Apex Coin. 658 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,082 Uh, GQ did vote on one of their up-and-coming coins 659 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,151 of the year this year, but it's not a big deal. 660 00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:28,054 Oh, my God. Anybody could make this little itty-bitty coin. 661 00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:29,789 Nobody's-- Oh, I'm so sorry. 662 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:31,858 -Sorry. Hey. -Hi. Um, I'm Katie. 663 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:33,926 Hey, Kaylee. Oh, my God. 664 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,863 You look exactly like my twins. Look at that. 665 00:26:39,132 --> 00:26:41,667 Is Apex Coin funding any strippers this weekend? 666 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,803 I don't pay for intimate experiences. 667 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:46,540 I do. I wanted one real bad. 668 00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:48,407 I found one online that's so mean to you. 669 00:26:48,575 --> 00:26:49,642 -They, like-- -Sorry about him. 670 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:52,546 The legend himself. It's Charlie. 671 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:54,747 [Delaney] Delaney. Katie. 672 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,749 Nice to meet you, Katie. Again. 673 00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,619 Do you think it was a bad idea to have 674 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,419 a college junior plan my bachelor party? 675 00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:02,455 Uh, we're actually probably gonna head out. 676 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,160 Oh, would you actually mind opening these for us? 677 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,529 All good. I got it. Oh, no. 678 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:13,799 P-p-p-party flops! Ha. Yeah. 679 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,868 You didn't-- you didn't wanna use your party flop? 680 00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:18,237 -You. -Thank you. 681 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:20,006 One beer and we go? 682 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,643 One beer and we go. 683 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:25,044 ♪ I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow ♪ 684 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:28,080 ♪ Could you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott? ♪ 685 00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:32,518 ♪ Your face is all over this place ♪ 686 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:36,022 ♪ I bet you think this is your way out of this town ♪ 687 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:42,461 -Let's go. -Yeah, let's fucking go! 688 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,163 I'm gonna fire up some tunes. 689 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,965 [beatboxing] 690 00:27:48,635 --> 00:27:50,369 That smells fucking awful. 691 00:27:50,537 --> 00:27:51,871 Oh, my God, that smells so bad. 692 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:53,506 Wait, I didn't smell anything. 693 00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:54,774 I didn't-- What's it smell like? 694 00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:56,742 Oh! 695 00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:58,911 Yo. 696 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,880 Did anybody see a dog walk through here? 697 00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:05,318 Bottle opener on the bottom of a shoe? 698 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:06,653 Stop smiling. 699 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,154 Stop. 700 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:09,989 And I don't know what kind of moron walks through dog shit 701 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,658 and has no idea. 702 00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,459 He didn't even know how to get strippers for a bachelor party. 703 00:28:13,627 --> 00:28:14,695 Well, not all guys like strippers. 704 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,362 -That one I get. -Yeah, totally. 705 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,030 -John really doesn't. -Okay. 706 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,298 John actually doesn't. 707 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:21,267 -Because he has a sister. -He does? 708 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,269 You've hung out with her like, three times. 709 00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:24,804 Oh, right. 710 00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,207 Will you open the door? 711 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:31,877 -You have the key. -You have the key. 712 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,681 -No. -I have the key? 713 00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,949 -You wanted to carry it. -I have the key. 714 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:39,252 I don't have the key. 715 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,054 [Katie] Where-- Where'd it go? 716 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,590 It might've fallen out of my pocket. 717 00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:45,091 -Why can't you carry a purse? -I'm sorry. 718 00:28:45,258 --> 00:28:46,525 I need to brush my teeth. 719 00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:48,327 We can go back to the bar and look for them? 720 00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:49,563 No. 721 00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:50,930 You know what we have to do? 722 00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:52,031 No. 723 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:53,232 Yeah. 724 00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:56,402 -Sorry again, Dougie. -Oh, that's fine. 725 00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:58,070 -I was only asleep for an hour. -Okay, good. 726 00:28:58,237 --> 00:28:59,839 -Have you-- -Oh! Sorry. 727 00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:01,642 Just pop those off for me. 728 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,209 -Oh. -Yeah. 729 00:29:03,376 --> 00:29:04,443 -Sorry. -It's just the rules. 730 00:29:04,611 --> 00:29:06,412 [laughing awkwardly] 731 00:29:06,546 --> 00:29:08,582 -Thank you. -I just forgot. 732 00:29:08,715 --> 00:29:09,782 That's fine. 733 00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:11,250 I love those flats. 734 00:29:14,721 --> 00:29:15,788 Oh, sorry. [laughs] 735 00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:20,426 Before you go back down to the basement, 736 00:29:20,594 --> 00:29:22,395 what's the deal with the cameras? 737 00:29:22,696 --> 00:29:24,163 Oh, my gosh. 738 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:25,732 I had to up my security after a nightmare renter. 739 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:27,734 You ever heard of a home birth? 740 00:29:30,570 --> 00:29:32,572 But the cameras don't actually record. 741 00:29:32,739 --> 00:29:33,774 Oh, no. They're the real deal. 742 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,642 [laughs] Yeah. 743 00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:37,744 No audio, of course, 'cause you need a permit for that. 744 00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:41,414 And no cameras in the bedrooms or bathrooms. 745 00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:43,617 -This was all in the-- -Uh, in the welcome email. 746 00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:45,318 -Yeah. -Was it just a quick skim? 747 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:46,886 'Cause we can pop a squat, 748 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:48,287 and look things over if you want. 749 00:29:48,421 --> 00:29:49,388 -Oh. -No. 750 00:29:49,556 --> 00:29:51,123 We should not pop any squats. 751 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:54,994 We'd like to go to bed, and we'd like to watch TV alone. 752 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:56,495 Do you guys know how to work the Roku? 753 00:29:56,663 --> 00:29:58,164 Yes. Yes. 754 00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,733 Uh, saw that in the binder. 755 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:02,968 She saw the-- ah, I crack myself up. 756 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,470 Hmm! 757 00:30:04,638 --> 00:30:07,073 I don't have a Roku. It was a trick question. 758 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:08,575 You fell right into my trap. 759 00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:11,210 I'm really gonna need you to do a refresher 760 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:12,579 on the rules after I leave. 761 00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:14,947 Okay? 762 00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:17,183 I'm gonna need a verbal "K" from both of you. 763 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,417 [sighs heavily] 764 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,086 Okay. 765 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,322 Hmm? 766 00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:26,158 Okay. 767 00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:29,796 And while I'm at it, why don't I throw us all in a group text? 768 00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:31,197 Just in case of emergencies. 769 00:30:31,464 --> 00:30:33,633 Katie, I have your digits, but, um... 770 00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:35,836 Delaney? 771 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,804 [makes clicking noises] 772 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,038 [cellphone chimes] 773 00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:42,642 [Katie sighs] 774 00:30:42,776 --> 00:30:43,876 Mm. 775 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:46,379 [groans] 776 00:30:58,692 --> 00:30:59,793 [Delaney] What time is it? 777 00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:01,127 It's early. 778 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:02,395 Um... 779 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,263 It's really early. Go back to bed. 780 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,672 I'm gonna, um... 781 00:31:12,806 --> 00:31:14,173 I'm gonna go get us coffees. 782 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:16,041 [Delaney grunts] 783 00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:25,752 [suspenseful music] 784 00:31:34,795 --> 00:31:36,362 [Katie] It's a matter of privacy, I don't know. 785 00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:38,431 And I think it's a little weird for your friend's wife 786 00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:40,901 to post something before I, the bride, 787 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,369 have posted anything, you know? I mean... 788 00:31:43,537 --> 00:31:45,371 [John] But you told Delaney, right? 789 00:31:45,539 --> 00:31:46,907 Yes. Yes, I... 790 00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:49,041 I told her we were engaged. I-- 791 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,210 [John] Okay, I will ask them to take it down. 792 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,712 -Okay. -[John] Yeah. 793 00:31:52,879 --> 00:31:54,280 Yeah, I just don't want it up there. Okay. 794 00:31:54,447 --> 00:31:55,448 [John] I gotta go. 795 00:31:55,615 --> 00:31:57,216 Yeah. All right, I love you. Bye. 796 00:31:58,951 --> 00:31:59,985 Hey. 797 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:01,555 Hi. 798 00:32:01,822 --> 00:32:03,389 Hi. 799 00:32:03,557 --> 00:32:04,724 I almost didn't recognize you without the dog shit 800 00:32:04,858 --> 00:32:06,192 -on your cup. -Oh. 801 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,360 -That's funny. -Too soon? 802 00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:09,930 [both laugh] 803 00:32:10,697 --> 00:32:12,198 I, um-- Sorry, I overheard you on the phone. 804 00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:13,867 I didn't realize you were a bride. 805 00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:17,571 Yeah. Yeah. 806 00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:19,205 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 807 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:22,475 Thank you. It's, um... It's really recent. 808 00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:24,376 Um, and, um... 809 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,045 I'm really, really excited. 810 00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:27,914 I just need to figure out, um... 811 00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:31,050 I haven't told, uh, my best friend yet. 812 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:33,118 Uh, Delaney, who you met last night. 813 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:36,155 So I just need to, you know, figure stuff out, so... 814 00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:37,456 What, she doesn't like him? 815 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:39,525 Uh, you know, I mean, she's-- 816 00:32:39,693 --> 00:32:41,561 she's not the most emotive person, so it can be... 817 00:32:41,695 --> 00:32:43,529 It can be-- It was hard to tell in the beginning, 818 00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:44,798 but yeah, she likes him. 819 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:46,833 She does. Yeah, she does like him. 820 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:48,167 Yeah. Now say it one more time, 821 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:49,468 but I want you to really mean it. 822 00:32:49,603 --> 00:32:51,170 She-- She does like him, so. 823 00:32:52,706 --> 00:32:54,674 Look, a few of my friends weren't that happy for me 824 00:32:54,841 --> 00:32:56,008 when I got engaged. 825 00:32:56,710 --> 00:32:59,044 I think they're just freaked out that they think your fiancé's 826 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,412 gonna hijack your life, 827 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:01,548 and they're never gonna see you again. 828 00:33:01,715 --> 00:33:03,382 I know, which is crazy. It's-- 829 00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:05,484 One of them just straight-up stopped inviting me places, 830 00:33:05,619 --> 00:33:07,821 because he said I don't know how to hang anymore. 831 00:33:08,755 --> 00:33:10,222 Not that that's gonna happen to you, I think-- 832 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:11,591 No. No, I know. 833 00:33:11,758 --> 00:33:12,826 Um... 834 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,629 -Yeah. -Okay. Good luck with... 835 00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:17,463 you know. 836 00:33:17,631 --> 00:33:19,031 -Enjoy your coffee. -Yeah. 837 00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:20,299 -Bye. -Bye. 838 00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:26,706 [door slams forcefully] 839 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:29,108 -You're up! -What time is it? 840 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:31,210 Time to get up. Cold brew? 841 00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:32,478 There you go. 842 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:35,347 -It's beautiful out, by the way. -Where's my phone? 843 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:38,317 Our phones are tucked away safely in the kitchen drawer. 844 00:33:39,753 --> 00:33:41,220 -Why? -Because, 845 00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:43,924 today is about having fun without distractions. 846 00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:46,258 We're gonna float around untethered to technology, 847 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,028 just like when we were little. 848 00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:50,697 -What happened to pottery? -Oh, we're not going to pottery. 849 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:53,867 We're gonna be wild. Crazy. Spontaneous. 850 00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:55,869 We are goin' off the grid. 851 00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:58,137 All right? Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up! 852 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:00,774 I think it was a left back there? 853 00:34:00,941 --> 00:34:02,042 I was following you. 854 00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,509 -I'm following you. -Why? 855 00:34:03,677 --> 00:34:06,111 -I'm left-brained. -No, I'm left-brained. 856 00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:07,948 [scoffs] Which one's the one that's bad at math? 857 00:34:08,113 --> 00:34:09,114 Because you're that one. 858 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:10,416 That's very rude. 859 00:34:11,116 --> 00:34:12,586 [Delaney] You know what's rude is those are my sneakers, 860 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,119 and you're wearing them, and you didn't ask me. 861 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,422 -[Gwen] Katie? Oh! -Gwen! 862 00:34:16,590 --> 00:34:17,958 Oh, my God. Hi. 863 00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:19,960 -[Gwen] And Delaney. -Hey, Gwen. 864 00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,327 Oh, my God. Wow. 865 00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:23,295 You two, hanging out. 866 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:25,899 It's like stepping back into 2008 again. 867 00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:27,266 [laughs] 868 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,668 I love it. 869 00:34:28,802 --> 00:34:29,970 Mm! 870 00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:31,071 [baby coos] 871 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,672 -You have a baby. -Mm-hmm. 872 00:34:32,839 --> 00:34:34,506 -[Katie] Congratulations. -Hmm, yeah, Max. 873 00:34:34,674 --> 00:34:36,009 But she's a girl. 874 00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:37,711 Oh, she's amazing. She's such a great eater. 875 00:34:37,877 --> 00:34:39,779 -She sleeps eight to eight. -Wow, that's awesome, 876 00:34:39,946 --> 00:34:41,447 um, are you here for the weekend? 877 00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:43,083 Oh, no. My partner and I, we live here full-time. 878 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,918 Yeah, we moved away from the city, which was super scary. 879 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,586 But, you know, I love it. 880 00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:48,021 Wait, did I see that you got married? 881 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,056 Uh, no. No. 882 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:51,691 -That's right. No. -[Gwen] Oh, you know what? 883 00:34:51,858 --> 00:34:53,258 I'm thinking about the other Katie in your grade. 884 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:54,828 Yeah, the other Katie, she had her wedding 885 00:34:54,995 --> 00:34:56,428 featured on Nautical Nuptials. 886 00:34:56,596 --> 00:34:57,564 Amazing. [laughs] 887 00:34:57,697 --> 00:34:58,798 [Katie] Wow. 888 00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:00,800 Well, what are you up to today? 889 00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:02,468 Uh, we-- we're probably just gonna grab some food 890 00:35:02,636 --> 00:35:04,203 at the deli, actually, in town. 891 00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:05,872 [gasps] Oh, my God. 892 00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:08,240 Their lox is what got me through my second trimester. 893 00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:10,543 Just the craziest cravings with this little one. 894 00:35:10,677 --> 00:35:12,344 You know, pistachios, fish, 895 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,179 cottage cheese, butt stuff, whatever. 896 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:15,414 You name it, I had it. 897 00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:16,916 Oh, crazy idea alert, 898 00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:18,985 but we're actually having a BBQ at mine today. 899 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:20,319 You should come. 900 00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:22,488 -Is it a party? -It's a BBQ. 901 00:35:22,889 --> 00:35:24,390 Yeah. Come. 902 00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,626 [Max crying] 903 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,360 Mm! 904 00:35:28,728 --> 00:35:30,830 [Gwen giggles] 905 00:35:30,997 --> 00:35:34,199 Sorry, we just, we get a little crazy on the weekends. 906 00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:36,703 Well, I mean, as, you know, crazy as we can 907 00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:38,437 with a little one. [laughs] 908 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:39,906 Oh! Yeah. 909 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,575 Um, so, what is it you do, Theo? 910 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:44,276 I'm a filmmaker. 911 00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:45,578 [Gwen and Theo laugh] 912 00:35:45,745 --> 00:35:47,179 Yeah, um, commercials. 913 00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:48,948 Yeah, we-- he just got back from Tokyo. 914 00:35:49,115 --> 00:35:50,416 -[Gwen laughs] -[Katie] Oh, wow. 915 00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:51,985 You know, I-- I hear Japan's amazing. 916 00:35:52,152 --> 00:35:53,553 What commercial were you shooting? 917 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:54,888 Um, it's nothing. 918 00:35:56,156 --> 00:35:57,924 Sweetie, well, just tell-- tell them. 919 00:35:58,091 --> 00:36:00,325 -No, just-- just a small thing. -Oh, he's being so modest. 920 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:01,695 He's being modest. 921 00:36:01,861 --> 00:36:03,797 He was shooting a watch commercial 922 00:36:03,963 --> 00:36:05,865 with Brad Pitt, and Natalie Portman. 923 00:36:06,032 --> 00:36:07,600 -[Katie] Oh, wow. -[Delaney] Gee. 924 00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:09,234 Uh, that's-- that's so cool. 925 00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:11,203 Did you get to meet them, the celebrities? 926 00:36:12,639 --> 00:36:14,373 Yeah, that's not really why I do it, though. 927 00:36:14,774 --> 00:36:16,408 -Hmm. -[Theo] Hmm. 928 00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:19,411 -No, of course not. -Yeah. 929 00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:20,547 -[Katie] Yeah. -Hmm. 930 00:36:20,714 --> 00:36:21,681 [Delaney] Oh, hello. 931 00:36:21,848 --> 00:36:23,214 -Oh. -Oh, hi. 932 00:36:23,448 --> 00:36:24,917 Oh, oh no, careful. She-- she-- she can bite. 933 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,250 -Oh. -[Katie] Oh, she does? 934 00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:29,054 Uh, well, yeah, I guess she really likes you. 935 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,656 Um... 936 00:36:30,923 --> 00:36:32,457 Actually, I've never seen her do that with anyone but me. 937 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,826 -Hmm? -[Gwen laughs] 938 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:35,293 Myrtle, why don't you-- why don't you come here? 939 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:36,795 Come. Come to papa, hey? 940 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:38,731 Come on. Myrtle! 941 00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,298 -[Max cries] -Hmm! Ah! 942 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,501 I think, um, yeah, I think it's your turn, Daddy. [laughs] 943 00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:45,037 You know, I'm pretty sure I read in the book 944 00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:47,206 that it's better to let 'em cry it out, right? 945 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,674 No, that's for, um, 946 00:36:48,841 --> 00:36:50,274 when we're putting her to sleep, babe. 947 00:36:50,441 --> 00:36:53,045 -Yes, well, and nappies. -No, no, not just nappies. 948 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:54,880 [Theo] Oh! There, she wants-- she wants to come. 949 00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,081 Come on. Yeah, why don't you? 950 00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:57,616 Ah! Yeah, okay. 951 00:36:57,783 --> 00:36:59,317 -Oh! There we go. -[Myrtle whines] 952 00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:00,652 Oh! You know what, we're gonna... 953 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,121 look after the child as well. 954 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:03,722 Come on. 955 00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:05,523 -Yeah. -Just excuse me, okay? 956 00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:06,992 -No, that's okay. -[Gwen] Okay. 957 00:37:07,258 --> 00:37:08,493 [laughs facetiously] 958 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,294 I'm very worried about the dog. 959 00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:11,663 [Max crying over monitor] 960 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:12,965 [Gwen over baby monitor] I'm sorry, okay? 961 00:37:13,132 --> 00:37:14,566 I felt bad. 962 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,235 I saw them wandering the neighborhood, 963 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,703 looking longingly at all these families, 964 00:37:17,870 --> 00:37:19,504 What was I supposed to do? 965 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:21,372 You know we don't invite strangers into this house. 966 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,108 First it was the kitten in the garage, 967 00:37:23,274 --> 00:37:25,911 now it's these spinsters from your past. 968 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,313 Baby, we have a child. 969 00:37:29,782 --> 00:37:31,315 We do? Wow! 970 00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:33,451 I just forgot about the 46 hours of labor, 971 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,087 -and my torn anus. -[Theo groans] 972 00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:36,789 The chatty one is hiding something, 973 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:38,523 and I know that you don't care, 974 00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:40,458 but the mute keeps on fiddling with Myrtle. 975 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:41,693 I want them gone. 976 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,961 I want my life back. 977 00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:49,835 Ladies, I couldn't find any weed, 978 00:37:50,002 --> 00:37:51,402 but, some ketamine! 979 00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:53,839 Fuck. 980 00:37:54,206 --> 00:37:56,241 [both laughing] 981 00:37:57,009 --> 00:37:58,076 Ow! 982 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,214 Oh, it hit my spine. 983 00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:04,716 -Ow! -[both laughing] 984 00:38:05,651 --> 00:38:06,885 Oh, my God. 985 00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:08,854 Since when is petting a dog weird? 986 00:38:09,021 --> 00:38:10,454 It's not like I was only petting tail. 987 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,924 -[laughing] -[Delaney] I'm serious! 988 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:14,458 Okay, well, I'm not "hiding anything." 989 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,861 They're just frickin' nuts. 990 00:38:16,028 --> 00:38:17,262 Whatever, that's the most excitement 991 00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:18,964 -they've seen in months, so. -Yeah? 992 00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:20,398 Her partner just shot a commercial with Brad Pitt, 993 00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:21,867 but, I hear you. 994 00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:23,334 Yeah, they clearly hate each other, though. 995 00:38:24,036 --> 00:38:25,503 Hate each other. Maybe they're a little tired. 996 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,639 Just had a baby. 997 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,675 Or maybe they were in love and then they had the baby... 998 00:38:30,441 --> 00:38:31,810 and now they hate each other. 999 00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:33,245 -[Katie] That's real nice. -I'm-- I'm sorry. 1000 00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:34,847 That's the reason I don't want kids. 1001 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,715 All right, I know you want kids. 1002 00:38:37,316 --> 00:38:39,117 I-- I mean it. I don't want kids. 1003 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,420 Okay, you don't mean that. Don't say that. 1004 00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:45,958 [Delaney] Um, I do mean it. I don't want kids. 1005 00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:47,926 Delaney, you don't mean that. Stop. 1006 00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:51,362 [groans] Can we not have this conversation? 1007 00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:53,397 Because that really put a damper on my entire day. 1008 00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:54,666 Yes, okay, sorry. 1009 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,235 Um... 1010 00:38:57,202 --> 00:38:58,537 Okay, what do you want to do? 1011 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:02,674 -Follow me. -[Katie] Okay. 1012 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:07,445 [seagulls cry] 1013 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:10,115 -["Do Si Do" by Jenny Lewis] -♪ Turn up the stereo ♪ 1014 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:16,822 ♪ 'Til everything rattles ♪ 1015 00:39:16,989 --> 00:39:17,923 -Yeah. -Ooh! 1016 00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:19,958 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1017 00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:23,195 ♪ Life is a disco ♪ 1018 00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:25,364 ♪ A mambo ♪ 1019 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:26,932 I'm gonna get this with my name on it. 1020 00:39:27,165 --> 00:39:29,400 And then she's gonna get this with her name on it. 1021 00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:31,970 ♪ Do si do ♪ 1022 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,372 [Delaney] What's the other 2%? 1023 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:34,840 Um, paralegal? 1024 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,174 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1025 00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:37,242 -[popping] -[laughing] 1026 00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:39,410 ♪ Do si do ♪ 1027 00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:42,948 ♪ Open the window ♪ 1028 00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:45,317 [popping] 1029 00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:46,585 [laughing] Okay! 1030 00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:50,454 ♪ Get back in the saddle ♪ 1031 00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:52,824 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1032 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:56,795 ♪ This ain't no ghetto, Joe ♪ 1033 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:58,496 ♪ Joe, Joe, Joe ♪ 1034 00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:02,701 ♪ You're on the payroll ♪ 1035 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:03,802 Hi. 1036 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:05,070 ♪ Do si do ♪ 1037 00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:06,738 -Oh! -Ooh! 1038 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:08,106 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1039 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,708 [Katie] Yeah! Woo! 1040 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,442 Oh my God! 1041 00:40:12,945 --> 00:40:14,880 Oh, God. We've gotta get away. 1042 00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:17,382 Ohh! 1043 00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:18,984 Oh my God, they're very nimble. 1044 00:40:21,987 --> 00:40:25,290 ♪ Let the grown man cry ♪ 1045 00:40:26,358 --> 00:40:31,797 ♪ Powerful minds ♪ 1046 00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:35,367 ♪ Oh, my ♪ 1047 00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:37,536 [country music playing] 1048 00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:38,870 -[Katie] Really? -Yes, 1049 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:40,238 he cuts his toenails in the car. 1050 00:40:40,405 --> 00:40:41,606 -[Katie] That's a good thing. -No. 1051 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:44,508 Shots! Keep it going, all-nighter. 1052 00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:46,278 [Katie] Oh, hi Kyle. 1053 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:48,213 You sure you're allowed back in here? 1054 00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:50,916 -[scoffing] -[all laughs] 1055 00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:53,151 Dude, I'm so embarrassed. 1056 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,454 How can we make this up to you? 1057 00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:57,856 Um, I guess one of you could eat some dog shit. 1058 00:40:58,023 --> 00:40:59,490 -[laughs] -Shit, I'll do it. 1059 00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,927 No, I'll do it. I'll do it. 1060 00:41:02,094 --> 00:41:04,596 I am so sorry that we keep subjecting you to this. 1061 00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:09,334 Let's just do a round of Fireball shots for everyone. 1062 00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:12,070 You like Fireball? 1063 00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,073 I love Fireball. 1064 00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:17,743 Let's fucking go. 1065 00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:20,946 [Phil groaning] 1066 00:41:21,113 --> 00:41:22,314 What is with Phil? 1067 00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,049 What's up Katie? 1068 00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:26,151 Oh my God, dude. 1069 00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:27,786 I gotta go to the bathroom. 1070 00:41:27,953 --> 00:41:29,520 Well, we've been having so much fun, 1071 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,857 it's been hard to find the right time to tell her. 1072 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,292 Right. But more importantly, 1073 00:41:34,459 --> 00:41:35,994 as soon as you tell her, it's going to be weird. 1074 00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:38,563 Uh, yeah, that too. 1075 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:41,400 All right, then don't think about it and just have fun. 1076 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,535 I can't not think about it. 1077 00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:47,005 -She is going to find out. -Mm-hmm. 1078 00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:51,710 -Oh my God, you're so stressed. -I know. I know. 1079 00:41:51,877 --> 00:41:54,413 I can feel your heart beating in your chest. 1080 00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:56,148 I know. I know. 1081 00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:58,884 Well, my fiancé wants to try for kids 1082 00:41:59,051 --> 00:42:00,786 -as soon as we get married. -Oh! 1083 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:02,854 So this will be the last time I see my friends 1084 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,090 for the next 18 years. 1085 00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:08,593 That's so sad. 1086 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,095 -I know. -Don't say that. 1087 00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:12,330 I agree. The fact is that we're getting older 1088 00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:14,366 and we're not going to have a lot more weekends like this. 1089 00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:16,868 We're not 80 years old. This is not your last hurrah. 1090 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:18,737 Do you know what a bachelor party is? 1091 00:42:18,904 --> 00:42:20,572 By definition, it is a last hurrah. 1092 00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:22,307 I think you're being dramatic. 1093 00:42:22,441 --> 00:42:23,775 I don't think so. 1094 00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:28,013 Maybe we get another drink? 1095 00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:29,748 -Yes. -Is that an awful idea? 1096 00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:31,650 -No, it's a good idea. -Okay, twist your arm? 1097 00:42:31,817 --> 00:42:33,285 Yeah, twist my arm. 1098 00:42:33,452 --> 00:42:35,420 I don't really do the whole American idealization 1099 00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:36,955 of excess supersize a thing. 1100 00:42:37,122 --> 00:42:38,657 Well, except when it comes to real estate 1101 00:42:38,824 --> 00:42:40,625 because tiny homes scare me. 1102 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:43,462 -Oh! -[phone buzzing] 1103 00:42:43,628 --> 00:42:45,597 It's Jane. Hold those. 1104 00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:47,399 Thank you. 1105 00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:50,802 What's his deal? 1106 00:42:51,136 --> 00:42:52,404 Oh, he's a good dude. 1107 00:42:52,572 --> 00:42:54,506 And he's like low-key rich now, too. 1108 00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:56,508 But he only dates models. Sorry. 1109 00:42:57,042 --> 00:43:00,546 Hey, um, are you single? 1110 00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:01,880 Yeah, I'm single. 1111 00:43:02,781 --> 00:43:05,050 Same. I mean, me and my boys have like 1112 00:43:05,217 --> 00:43:07,319 a strict no dating policy for junior year. 1113 00:43:07,486 --> 00:43:09,988 I love that. I wish my friends got that. 1114 00:43:11,857 --> 00:43:13,758 Can you put in a good word with Tommy? 1115 00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:15,460 Like to date? 1116 00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:17,597 -No. -Oh, like to smash? 1117 00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:19,131 Yeah, like to smash. 1118 00:43:20,031 --> 00:43:21,533 Yeah, I'll ask him. 1119 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:23,068 Less of an ask and more of a temperature check. 1120 00:43:23,235 --> 00:43:25,337 Just check it out for me. 1121 00:43:25,504 --> 00:43:27,405 It's my mission to get you kissing. 1122 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:30,576 [groaning] Phil, Tommy. 1123 00:43:30,742 --> 00:43:32,377 Family Fireball shots. 1124 00:43:33,145 --> 00:43:34,513 Oh, fuck. 1125 00:43:34,646 --> 00:43:35,780 ["One Particular Harbor" by Jimmy Buffett plays] 1126 00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,415 [all] Cheers. 1127 00:43:37,550 --> 00:43:39,117 ♪ Down in the Caribbean sunshine ♪ 1128 00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:41,621 ♪ In my younger days, I was so bad ♪ 1129 00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:44,756 ♪ Laughin' about all the fun we had ♪ 1130 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:46,658 ♪ I've seen enough to feel the world spin ♪ 1131 00:43:46,858 --> 00:43:49,494 ♪ Mixin' different oceans, meetin' cousins ♪ 1132 00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:51,463 ♪ Listen to the drummers and the night sounds ♪ 1133 00:43:51,663 --> 00:43:54,332 ♪ Listen to the singers make the world go-- ♪ 1134 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:56,468 Oh, fuck. I forgot to vote. 1135 00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:58,703 -[chuckling] -Guys, there's nothing open. 1136 00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,205 We really don't need to force the night. 1137 00:44:00,372 --> 00:44:01,840 No, no, no. 1138 00:44:02,007 --> 00:44:04,509 -We said all-nighter. -We did. 1139 00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:07,445 I feel like Tommy and Delaney still need to clap cheeks. 1140 00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:09,447 -What are you talking about? -Nothing. 1141 00:44:09,615 --> 00:44:11,283 He's drunk. Ignore him. 1142 00:44:11,449 --> 00:44:13,285 Well, we would invite you back to the Pelican Palace Bar. 1143 00:44:13,451 --> 00:44:15,854 But it is, I've been told, 1144 00:44:16,021 --> 00:44:18,790 an out-of-order vending machine in the parking lot. 1145 00:44:18,957 --> 00:44:20,158 -Mm. -So... 1146 00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:22,093 -That's correct. -They can't host. 1147 00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:24,262 [laughing] 1148 00:44:24,429 --> 00:44:25,864 You guys, should we just call it? 1149 00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:27,532 -Yes. -No, no. 1150 00:44:27,699 --> 00:44:28,900 Let's go to ours. 1151 00:44:30,536 --> 00:44:31,671 What about Dougie? 1152 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,271 I don't know. 1153 00:44:34,206 --> 00:44:35,608 We'll be quiet. 1154 00:44:37,909 --> 00:44:39,511 [Delaney] Sorry. 1155 00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:41,446 This is the only room in the house without cameras. 1156 00:44:41,614 --> 00:44:43,315 -I have cash. -Yeah, I think, uh, 1157 00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:45,150 I think I should probably take Phil home. 1158 00:44:45,283 --> 00:44:46,284 No. 1159 00:44:46,418 --> 00:44:47,653 No. 1160 00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,287 You should stay here. 1161 00:44:49,454 --> 00:44:50,989 Charlie and Katie, they'll be back any second. 1162 00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:52,157 [Phil] Chill. I'm friends with Danny. 1163 00:44:52,324 --> 00:44:54,859 Or we could play a game. 1164 00:44:54,993 --> 00:44:57,462 You guys ever heard of Twister? 1165 00:44:57,630 --> 00:44:58,797 Oh, man. 1166 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:01,866 The Beta Thighs brought it to, uh, 1167 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:03,536 the hockey house last spring. 1168 00:45:03,703 --> 00:45:06,404 No, uh, seriously, I told Phil's wife I'd watch him. 1169 00:45:06,572 --> 00:45:08,173 I think it's time for us to go. 1170 00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:09,575 -Phil. -[Phil] I'm good. Chill. 1171 00:45:09,741 --> 00:45:11,276 Come on. Go back to the hotel. 1172 00:45:11,443 --> 00:45:12,944 I think we should get Phil coffee. 1173 00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:14,714 -Phil, do you want a coffee? -Don't fucking touch me. 1174 00:45:15,581 --> 00:45:17,482 All right, yeah, let's get Phil coffee. 1175 00:45:18,450 --> 00:45:19,985 Is that okay? 1176 00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:21,953 Yeah, go get me fucking coffee and get out of here. 1177 00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:23,288 Great, let's get Phil coffee. 1178 00:45:23,455 --> 00:45:24,956 Bye. 1179 00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:26,524 This guy fucking thinks he knows what it's like 1180 00:45:26,692 --> 00:45:28,526 to fucking live in a house with three women. 1181 00:45:28,694 --> 00:45:30,061 No offense. You're awesome. 1182 00:45:30,829 --> 00:45:32,864 [Charlie] Ooh, a smooth banana IPA. 1183 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:34,532 -[Katie laughing] -That could be your-- 1184 00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:35,967 that could be your wedding drink. 1185 00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:37,802 Like your bride signature cocktail. 1186 00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:39,971 I'm not doing any of that stuff. 1187 00:45:40,472 --> 00:45:43,241 Right, because you're, like, cool bride. 1188 00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:45,443 [Katie] Yes, yes, that's right. 1189 00:45:45,611 --> 00:45:47,345 What's your signature cocktail? 1190 00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:49,881 Well, I'm a cool groom, so I can't do that. 1191 00:45:50,048 --> 00:45:53,753 Oh. You might actually be too cool of a groom 1192 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,521 if it takes you seven years to propose. 1193 00:45:57,122 --> 00:45:59,759 Look, love happens in its own time. 1194 00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:01,159 -Oh, right. -It's a-- 1195 00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:02,762 I don't make the timetable. 1196 00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:04,429 -Love makes the timetable. -And that's what you told her? 1197 00:46:04,597 --> 00:46:05,665 -Yeah. -Yes, that's what I told her. 1198 00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:07,332 And how much time did that buy you? 1199 00:46:07,499 --> 00:46:08,668 Seven years. 1200 00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:11,870 -[laughing] -Ah, ah, ah. I see. 1201 00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:14,205 What made you wait so long? 1202 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:16,408 I just wasn't sure. 1203 00:46:17,409 --> 00:46:18,544 About your fiancé? 1204 00:46:18,711 --> 00:46:20,412 About any of it. I just... 1205 00:46:20,579 --> 00:46:22,080 I just didn't know if that's what I wanted. 1206 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:24,082 You know, I just think it's this thing that 1207 00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:26,151 we all think we're supposed to do because everybody else 1208 00:46:26,318 --> 00:46:28,153 does it, but we never stop and ask ourselves 1209 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,954 if it's what we actually want. 1210 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:33,191 And then I realized that I did want it, 1211 00:46:33,358 --> 00:46:36,928 and I do want kids, and that eventually 1212 00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:39,531 I just had to get out of my own way and find somebody 1213 00:46:39,699 --> 00:46:42,668 that I liked and use good judgment and be smart 1214 00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:47,204 and just, you know, pick them and be happy. 1215 00:46:47,871 --> 00:46:49,506 So romantic. 1216 00:46:49,674 --> 00:46:51,842 I don't care if you don't think it's romantic. 1217 00:46:52,009 --> 00:46:55,714 It's honest, and honesty is what sustains a marriage. 1218 00:46:55,879 --> 00:46:57,147 It's not romance. 1219 00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:59,784 I mean, you actually don't think 1220 00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:01,820 that there's one person for everyone? 1221 00:47:03,387 --> 00:47:05,255 I'm sorry. You can't be serious. 1222 00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:07,491 -[Katie] What? -One person for everyone? 1223 00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:09,293 No, of course not. I think there are millions 1224 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:11,362 of people that we can connect with. 1225 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:13,063 It's just a matter of when you meet them. 1226 00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:15,999 We're not marrying these people because of timing. 1227 00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:18,837 [Charlie] Don't say we're marrying them 1228 00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:21,171 because of soulmates cause I'll leave you here with those beers. 1229 00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:27,511 We are marrying them because we love them. 1230 00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:30,214 Yes. 1231 00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:32,784 [Katie] I mean, right? 1232 00:47:34,051 --> 00:47:35,152 I said yes. 1233 00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:37,521 I-- You're not selling me. 1234 00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:39,089 -Do you know? -That's not my job. 1235 00:47:39,256 --> 00:47:40,524 [chuckling] Oh! 1236 00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:42,960 This coffee expired six years ago. 1237 00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:44,461 Coffee doesn't expire. 1238 00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:46,196 I got cash money, baby girl. 1239 00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:47,866 Remember that stuff from the 90s? 1240 00:47:47,998 --> 00:47:49,534 Don't worry about Phil. We'll get it from tap water, okay? 1241 00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:50,735 Or like Windex or something. 1242 00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:52,136 Would you like to share a glass of wine? 1243 00:47:52,269 --> 00:47:53,571 What? 1244 00:47:53,738 --> 00:47:56,674 Someone found a speaker. 1245 00:47:56,841 --> 00:47:58,576 -Connect. -No, I have to conserve 1246 00:47:58,743 --> 00:48:00,277 my battery for the Uber so we can leave. 1247 00:48:00,411 --> 00:48:01,613 You remember leaving? 1248 00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:03,414 You can use my phone for the music. 1249 00:48:03,914 --> 00:48:06,150 No offense, but you probably don't have my kind of music 1250 00:48:06,316 --> 00:48:07,418 on your phone, so... 1251 00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:08,887 What kind of music do you like? 1252 00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:11,589 House. But a very specific kind of house. 1253 00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:13,792 -I like specific house. -My God. 1254 00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:15,627 Just listen to your music, okay? 1255 00:48:15,794 --> 00:48:17,261 -Put it on your phone. -I'm fine. 1256 00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:19,163 Put it on your phone. I'm fine. 1257 00:48:19,296 --> 00:48:20,665 Oh, Tommy. 1258 00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:24,201 I'm coming, Tommy. 1259 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,241 I'm gonna make two glasses of wine still 1260 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:34,211 if anyone wants to stay and-- and drink it with me. 1261 00:48:35,245 --> 00:48:38,315 [pensive music playing] 1262 00:49:01,573 --> 00:49:03,575 Delaney, can you fire up some pizzas, hon? 1263 00:49:05,008 --> 00:49:06,176 For the guys, at least. 1264 00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:08,880 [Katie giggles] I mean, I'm happy to host this. 1265 00:49:09,046 --> 00:49:10,314 Yeah, you don't seem anxious about it at all. 1266 00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:11,916 What! I'm a little worried. 1267 00:49:12,082 --> 00:49:13,818 If I get a bad review, that is on you. 1268 00:49:13,984 --> 00:49:15,385 What is with you in this review? 1269 00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:17,387 Are you in some sort of legal bind? 1270 00:49:17,521 --> 00:49:19,289 [laughing] No. No, but... 1271 00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:21,992 I will write you a comment if they give you a shitty review. 1272 00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:23,695 Oh. Oh. Thank you. 1273 00:49:23,862 --> 00:49:28,265 You know, we can just go back to my hotel if you want. 1274 00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:30,133 I mean, just say the word. 1275 00:49:32,035 --> 00:49:33,437 Charlie, I can't. 1276 00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:35,773 I'm engaged. 1277 00:49:35,940 --> 00:49:37,207 You know, I... 1278 00:49:37,909 --> 00:49:39,276 Trust me. 1279 00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:43,380 I feel it, too, but there's not... 1280 00:49:43,548 --> 00:49:45,550 No-- I'm sorry. I meant, like... 1281 00:49:46,416 --> 00:49:48,586 I meant all of us would go back to my hotel. 1282 00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:51,522 Like, instead of you hosting here 1283 00:49:51,689 --> 00:49:52,957 just because you seemed anxious about it? 1284 00:49:53,123 --> 00:49:56,193 Yeah, no, I'm... I'm so sorry. 1285 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,162 Just because we'd been flirting, so I thought that you were... 1286 00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:00,965 I wasn't suggesting that you and I would go back 1287 00:50:01,131 --> 00:50:02,534 alone to my hotel. 1288 00:50:03,735 --> 00:50:06,236 I hope I wasn't giving off that impression. 1289 00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:08,606 I mean, did you think the friendly banter meant 1290 00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:10,909 that I was going to, like, cheat on my fiancé? 1291 00:50:11,041 --> 00:50:12,075 No. 1292 00:50:12,409 --> 00:50:13,510 No. 1293 00:50:20,117 --> 00:50:21,318 -I got it. -Okay. 1294 00:50:21,485 --> 00:50:23,253 That's a fatty, dude. 1295 00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:26,456 [house music playing] 1296 00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:28,325 Delaney, what the fuck are you doing? 1297 00:50:28,492 --> 00:50:29,928 You said we'd stay in the bedroom! 1298 00:50:30,093 --> 00:50:32,095 -Delaney! -[Charlie] Phil, buddy, 1299 00:50:32,262 --> 00:50:34,064 -time to go. -Finally. Yeah, let's go. 1300 00:50:34,231 --> 00:50:35,399 [Delaney] No. Stay. 1301 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:36,634 You can go to my room. 1302 00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:38,201 -I'll make it fun. -No. 1303 00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,504 -No thanks. -Is it because I'm not a model? 1304 00:50:40,672 --> 00:50:42,907 No, because I don't share a genuine connection with you, 1305 00:50:43,073 --> 00:50:44,508 and it feels weird to lead you on. 1306 00:50:44,676 --> 00:50:46,243 Oh, fuck you. 1307 00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:47,946 You know, I came here to celebrate an important time 1308 00:50:48,111 --> 00:50:49,614 in Charlie's life. 1309 00:50:49,781 --> 00:50:51,415 I tried to politely keep my distance so I could spend 1310 00:50:51,583 --> 00:50:53,517 time with my friends, who I never see, 1311 00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:56,286 but you inserted yourself into our plans and put us all 1312 00:50:56,453 --> 00:51:00,157 in a very weird situation so honestly, fuck you, Delaney. 1313 00:51:00,290 --> 00:51:01,525 No. 1314 00:51:01,693 --> 00:51:03,293 No. No, no, no. 1315 00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:05,128 Fuck you, Tommy. 1316 00:51:05,295 --> 00:51:06,864 Fuck you. 1317 00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:09,968 Because that, that's the dopest girl that I've ever met. 1318 00:51:10,702 --> 00:51:12,202 And you may not get her, 1319 00:51:13,705 --> 00:51:14,872 but I do. 1320 00:51:15,707 --> 00:51:21,546 ♪ 1321 00:51:22,379 --> 00:51:23,881 I think I love you. 1322 00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,955 -Wh-- What? -[laughing] 1323 00:51:31,121 --> 00:51:32,489 What are you talking about? 1324 00:51:32,657 --> 00:51:34,926 [footsteps approaching] 1325 00:51:35,093 --> 00:51:37,829 What? No, no, no, no, no. What is going on here? 1326 00:51:37,996 --> 00:51:39,463 Who are these people? 1327 00:51:39,631 --> 00:51:40,832 Mom's house? 1328 00:51:40,999 --> 00:51:42,199 Can you not? On the art? 1329 00:51:42,366 --> 00:51:43,500 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1330 00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:44,969 They are about to leave. 1331 00:51:45,135 --> 00:51:47,170 Additional guests? Shoes inside? 1332 00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:48,840 Alcohol? 1333 00:51:49,741 --> 00:51:51,042 You agreed to the rules. 1334 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:52,376 I know. I know. I'm sorry. 1335 00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:53,878 There were a lot of rules. 1336 00:51:54,045 --> 00:51:56,047 And honestly, no alcohol is crazy, so... 1337 00:51:56,213 --> 00:51:58,215 Yeah, because I don't want to relapse again. 1338 00:51:58,382 --> 00:51:59,717 I'm two years sober. 1339 00:51:59,884 --> 00:52:00,952 What is wrong with you people? 1340 00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:02,587 This is my house. 1341 00:52:02,754 --> 00:52:04,956 It kills me that I have to rent this out. 1342 00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:07,257 But with my mom's leftover medical bills, 1343 00:52:07,424 --> 00:52:09,326 -I don't really have-- -[loud inhaling] 1344 00:52:12,897 --> 00:52:14,098 Really? 1345 00:52:14,666 --> 00:52:16,668 I'm not going to not do the coke. 1346 00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:19,103 -[doorbell rings] -[woman] Hi. 1347 00:52:19,871 --> 00:52:22,607 -Hi. -We're here for Big Dick Phil. 1348 00:52:22,774 --> 00:52:25,475 -What? -Oh my God. I'm him. 1349 00:52:26,077 --> 00:52:28,046 Phil, please tell me that you didn't hire... 1350 00:52:28,211 --> 00:52:29,947 -Delaney said I could. -[Delaney] I said he could. 1351 00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:31,314 Because guess what? 1352 00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:32,917 All guys like strippers, Katie. 1353 00:52:33,051 --> 00:52:34,719 Even your lover, Charlie. 1354 00:52:34,886 --> 00:52:36,486 [Katie] Okay, well, he's not my lover. 1355 00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:39,023 I mean, you have been eye-fucking her all week, dude. 1356 00:52:39,189 --> 00:52:41,025 -See? -Whoa. 1357 00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:42,994 What about my sister? 1358 00:52:43,127 --> 00:52:44,194 It's not chill. 1359 00:52:44,361 --> 00:52:45,328 What are you talking about? 1360 00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:46,731 She's engaged. 1361 00:52:49,033 --> 00:52:50,500 You knew? 1362 00:52:52,070 --> 00:52:54,005 Charlie knew. 1363 00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:55,606 Hey, we're drunk, okay? 1364 00:52:55,773 --> 00:52:57,441 Let's not talk about this right now. 1365 00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,409 You don't want to talk about how you hid your engagement 1366 00:52:59,577 --> 00:53:00,712 from me for an entire weekend? 1367 00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:02,412 [Katie] Can you stop? 1368 00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:04,882 [Delaney] How you put our phones in our kitchen drawer? 1369 00:53:05,016 --> 00:53:06,516 -Stop. -You're a psycho. 1370 00:53:06,651 --> 00:53:08,186 And you're a fucking bitch! 1371 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,520 -[music stops] -Okay, this is just sad. 1372 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:12,456 -I can't dance here. -Same. 1373 00:53:12,623 --> 00:53:14,859 Friendship stuff is super triggering. 1374 00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:16,359 Yeah. 1375 00:53:20,732 --> 00:53:23,000 [door opens, closes] 1376 00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:25,837 Okay. I got another girl, 1377 00:53:26,003 --> 00:53:27,905 but it'll take her 45 minutes to get here. 1378 00:53:28,072 --> 00:53:29,607 Get out! 1379 00:53:29,741 --> 00:53:30,875 You get out. 1380 00:53:32,844 --> 00:53:35,913 You're a pervert. You filmed us. 1381 00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:38,149 [chanting] Pervert. 1382 00:53:38,315 --> 00:53:41,052 [joins in] Pervert. Pervert. 1383 00:53:41,219 --> 00:53:45,422 Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! 1384 00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:47,424 You're creepy! 1385 00:53:47,592 --> 00:53:50,327 You don't treat guests this way! 1386 00:53:50,494 --> 00:53:52,630 [line ringing] 1387 00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:55,365 -Everywhere is closed, Delaney. -I'm not talking to you. 1388 00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:57,869 -Okay, but nowhere's open. -You don't know everything. 1389 00:53:58,035 --> 00:54:00,104 [line ringing] 1390 00:54:00,872 --> 00:54:03,074 Ugh. 1391 00:54:03,207 --> 00:54:04,609 [automated voice] If you'd like to make a call... 1392 00:54:04,776 --> 00:54:05,777 -Oh, hello. -...please hang up and 1393 00:54:05,943 --> 00:54:07,044 try again. 1394 00:54:07,779 --> 00:54:09,981 I'll have one pizza. 1395 00:54:10,114 --> 00:54:11,448 For one person. 1396 00:54:11,616 --> 00:54:13,017 [line disconnecting] 1397 00:54:13,151 --> 00:54:14,552 I know. 1398 00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:16,587 [distant moaning, thudding] 1399 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,790 She said it's going to be five minutes, so. 1400 00:54:18,956 --> 00:54:20,691 You didn't want to know what type of pizza? 1401 00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:23,360 I always get pepperoni and they always know, so. 1402 00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:25,462 Yeah, I didn't hear a credit card number. 1403 00:54:26,296 --> 00:54:28,666 -I'm paying cash or cheque. -Mhm. 1404 00:54:30,902 --> 00:54:33,971 [moaning continues, thudding intensifies] 1405 00:54:34,539 --> 00:54:36,406 [phone dings, buzzes] 1406 00:54:38,176 --> 00:54:40,510 [soft music] 1407 00:54:48,753 --> 00:54:50,688 [sighing] 1408 00:54:54,324 --> 00:54:56,828 Tommy took my charger into his room and... 1409 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:00,131 I know, but... 1410 00:55:01,065 --> 00:55:02,700 All right, well, Kyle's also not exactly 1411 00:55:02,867 --> 00:55:04,669 the most reliable narrator. 1412 00:55:07,504 --> 00:55:08,639 I can't. 1413 00:55:09,273 --> 00:55:11,275 Look, I'm gonna be home in a few hours. 1414 00:55:14,511 --> 00:55:15,646 No, I'm here. 1415 00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:20,483 Yes-- No, my service is fine. 1416 00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:22,019 I'm gonna-- I'll be home in a few hours 1417 00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:23,754 and then we can talk, okay? 1418 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:25,422 [clattering] 1419 00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:26,858 [vehicle beep] 1420 00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:31,662 [Katie sighing] 1421 00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:35,099 -Ready. -Great. 1422 00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:39,036 [GPS voice] Four hours and 37 minutes to destination. 1423 00:55:50,648 --> 00:55:55,887 [soft music] 1424 00:56:20,344 --> 00:56:21,444 [gear change click] 1425 00:56:22,914 --> 00:56:24,081 [keys jingling] 1426 00:56:34,859 --> 00:56:36,493 Can we please talk about last night? 1427 00:56:37,962 --> 00:56:39,063 About what? 1428 00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:41,332 Uh, all of it. 1429 00:56:42,033 --> 00:56:43,167 I mean... 1430 00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:46,537 do you remember any of it? 1431 00:56:46,704 --> 00:56:49,707 I-- I know you can block out big chunks when you drink like that. 1432 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:56,714 I remember that you lied to me about getting engaged. 1433 00:56:56,881 --> 00:56:57,982 I remember that. 1434 00:56:58,149 --> 00:56:59,750 I tried to tell you. 1435 00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:01,953 That first night. I had this whole thing planned. 1436 00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:03,955 It's the-- the whole reason we did the trip. 1437 00:57:05,323 --> 00:57:08,325 You lied to me all weekend. 1438 00:57:08,490 --> 00:57:11,127 No, I-- I tried to tell you all weekend. 1439 00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:13,229 Another lie. That's great. 1440 00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:15,231 Why do you always lie? 1441 00:57:15,398 --> 00:57:17,067 Honestly, you lie to me all the time. 1442 00:57:17,233 --> 00:57:20,203 I'm not a liar. It's just really hard to be honest with you. 1443 00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:21,938 I mean, you hate everything. 1444 00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:23,573 You hate everyone. 1445 00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:25,909 -I don't hate everyone. -Admit you hate John. 1446 00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:28,912 Admit it. You've never liked him. 1447 00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:30,113 You roll your eyes when he talks. 1448 00:57:30,313 --> 00:57:31,348 You don't laugh at his jokes. 1449 00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:32,582 I don't know why, he's so sweet, 1450 00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:34,050 but you have always hated him. 1451 00:57:34,217 --> 00:57:36,119 -I hate how boring he makes you. -Boring? 1452 00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:38,588 Why? Because I don't want to babysit your fucking benders. 1453 00:57:38,755 --> 00:57:41,124 At least I'm not stuck in some sad routine. 1454 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:42,792 I'm not sad, I'm happy. 1455 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,828 You look happy. 1456 00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:47,163 Why don't you call it? 1457 00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:49,399 I'm serious, why don't you leave the city? 1458 00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:52,369 Go drown your personality in white wine with Gwen. 1459 00:57:52,535 --> 00:57:54,004 That sounds better than staying here 1460 00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:56,239 and wasting it with you one weekend at a time. 1461 00:57:58,074 --> 00:57:59,943 Why don't you try caring about something? 1462 00:58:01,711 --> 00:58:04,547 Why don't you try making a fucking effort? 1463 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:08,051 Why don't you grow up? 1464 00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:09,919 -I am grown up. -You still do cocaine! 1465 00:58:10,086 --> 00:58:11,554 Doing cocaine is fun, Katie. 1466 00:58:11,788 --> 00:58:14,691 Okay, yeah, well, maybe we're too different now. 1467 00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:19,562 Yeah. Maybe we are. 1468 00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:23,500 ["Absence" by DYAN plays]] 1469 00:58:25,702 --> 00:58:26,770 Get out. 1470 00:58:32,075 --> 00:58:33,510 [door slamming] 1471 00:58:33,676 --> 00:58:35,045 Hey, there she is. 1472 00:58:35,211 --> 00:58:36,746 How you doing? You feeling okay? 1473 00:58:36,913 --> 00:58:38,948 -Yeah, just going to shower. -Okay. 1474 00:58:42,652 --> 00:58:43,820 [sniffling] 1475 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:47,757 ♪ Day you ride away from me ♪ 1476 00:58:49,993 --> 00:58:54,197 ♪ Taking light and leaving grief ♪ 1477 00:58:56,066 --> 00:59:01,771 ♪ I keep the hurt I'd rather feel ♪ 1478 00:59:01,905 --> 00:59:06,910 ♪ And watch the shadow from my knees ♪ 1479 00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:14,417 There are two pigs, okay, 1480 00:59:14,584 --> 00:59:16,152 and they're in the same [indistinct]. 1481 00:59:16,319 --> 00:59:19,155 The wife pig turns over to the husband pig and she says, 1482 00:59:19,322 --> 00:59:21,591 "Have you seen Farmer Joe's pants lately?" 1483 00:59:21,758 --> 00:59:23,426 [engine turning] 1484 00:59:28,731 --> 00:59:30,366 Why would you cancel? 1485 00:59:30,534 --> 00:59:32,702 The husband goes, "Oh, that's so funny, 1486 00:59:32,869 --> 00:59:34,604 I thought he said pork chop." 1487 00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:41,811 ♪ Remind me of that place we know ♪ 1488 00:59:44,614 --> 00:59:47,250 Thank you so much, I really enjoyed this time... 1489 00:59:47,784 --> 00:59:49,018 -[door slamming] -[music stops abruptly] 1490 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,454 [sighing] 1491 00:59:53,256 --> 00:59:54,424 [sighing] 1492 00:59:54,592 --> 00:59:56,526 Oops, did a thing. 1493 00:59:56,659 --> 01:00:00,730 Officially secured SeriesBeeFundee for my startup. 1494 01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:03,700 Who do you think posted that? 1495 01:00:03,867 --> 01:00:05,536 Wh-- Uh, oh. Oh. 1496 01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:07,103 [chuckling] Oh, um... 1497 01:00:08,606 --> 01:00:09,706 Elon Musk. 1498 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,610 Uh, no, no, it's someone we know. 1499 01:00:12,775 --> 01:00:15,278 Oh, oh, uh, um... 1500 01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:19,449 I give up. [chuckles] 1501 01:00:19,617 --> 01:00:23,286 Okay, um, no, it was Diane's date from New Year's. 1502 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,422 No, I don't-- I don't, I don't even think I met her. 1503 01:00:26,590 --> 01:00:28,525 Oh, is she friends with Delaney? 1504 01:00:28,691 --> 01:00:32,862 Speaking of which, is Delaney coming to dinner this weekend? 1505 01:00:32,996 --> 01:00:34,230 I don't think so. 1506 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:36,399 Why? 1507 01:00:36,567 --> 01:00:37,700 Well, we're gonna fight. 1508 01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:40,703 -The two of you are fighting? -Yeah. 1509 01:00:40,870 --> 01:00:42,672 That's maybe never happened 1510 01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:44,073 -in the history of the world. -Yeah. 1511 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,009 -What happened? -Um, it's very dumb. 1512 01:00:46,176 --> 01:00:48,646 -It was about the engagement. -Oh. 1513 01:00:49,212 --> 01:00:52,315 I... so I-- I never actually told her. 1514 01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:55,885 She found out on my phone and went ballistic and... 1515 01:00:56,052 --> 01:00:57,787 Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you didn't-- 1516 01:00:57,954 --> 01:00:59,489 -you didn't tell her that-- -I mean, remember I tried and 1517 01:00:59,657 --> 01:01:01,090 you called, so I couldn't really. 1518 01:01:01,257 --> 01:01:02,992 And then I tried later that night and it got 1519 01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:05,495 -extremely weird and then-- -No. No, no, no. Don't-- 1520 01:01:05,663 --> 01:01:06,963 Don't do that. 1521 01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:09,532 I let you wait until the perfect moment 1522 01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:11,901 to tell her how you wanted to tell her. 1523 01:01:12,068 --> 01:01:13,537 And you said you would do that on the trip. 1524 01:01:13,703 --> 01:01:15,338 You told me you would handle that on the trip 1525 01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:17,106 so we could start planning our wedding. 1526 01:01:17,273 --> 01:01:19,242 I mean, you're a little obsessed with planning the wedding. 1527 01:01:19,409 --> 01:01:21,545 Well, yeah, I want to celebrate our marriage 1528 01:01:21,711 --> 01:01:23,413 with our family and our friends. 1529 01:01:23,547 --> 01:01:25,281 No offense, I-- I don't think you really get it. 1530 01:01:25,448 --> 01:01:27,383 You know, I don't think you get me and Delaney exactly. 1531 01:01:27,551 --> 01:01:28,885 -I don't think you could. -See, how do you-- 1532 01:01:29,052 --> 01:01:30,588 how do you say that? 1533 01:01:30,753 --> 01:01:32,322 I've been nothing but accommodating 1534 01:01:32,488 --> 01:01:33,890 to you and your friend. 1535 01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:35,858 She has a drawer in our dresser. 1536 01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:37,961 -You said that was fun. -It-- It was! 1537 01:01:38,662 --> 01:01:39,762 It is. 1538 01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:43,499 But I just want to know when you're going to choose us. 1539 01:01:43,667 --> 01:01:47,003 Right? When you will stop bending our lives together 1540 01:01:47,170 --> 01:01:49,339 -for Delaney. -It's not just Delaney. 1541 01:01:49,472 --> 01:01:50,674 [soft melancholic music] 1542 01:01:50,807 --> 01:01:52,408 -Hold on. No, what do you-- -No, no, no, no, no. 1543 01:01:52,543 --> 01:01:53,910 What do you mean? 1544 01:01:54,077 --> 01:01:55,745 You know, marriage can really change your life. 1545 01:01:55,912 --> 01:01:58,081 And a lot of times for the better, 1546 01:01:58,815 --> 01:02:00,584 which I think will be, you know, our case. 1547 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,819 And I'm very excited, of course, but... 1548 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:04,787 there's just a lot of changes. 1549 01:02:04,954 --> 01:02:06,456 Like for example, you know, eventually we will 1550 01:02:06,624 --> 01:02:08,291 probably want to move out of the city and that's fine. 1551 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,594 And I'm-- you know, we'll do that for you. 1552 01:02:11,194 --> 01:02:13,863 You go out there and then all of a sudden all your friends 1553 01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:15,898 are married couples that moved out there too. 1554 01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:18,368 And nobody knew you before you were a married couple. 1555 01:02:18,535 --> 01:02:20,036 So it's actually a bit like you didn't 1556 01:02:20,203 --> 01:02:21,971 exist before you were part of a married couple. 1557 01:02:22,105 --> 01:02:23,439 -So that's the new you. -I'm just gonna-- just gonna-- 1558 01:02:23,607 --> 01:02:25,041 I'm just gonna stop you. 1559 01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:26,610 I don't even know what to believe anymore. 1560 01:02:29,245 --> 01:02:30,614 John! 1561 01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:32,583 [door opens, slams closed] 1562 01:02:34,951 --> 01:02:37,086 [Luca] So anyways, popcorn to Delaney. 1563 01:02:37,621 --> 01:02:39,455 I didn't have any peaks this week. 1564 01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:45,094 Well, a week of valleys finds time in our cow eventually. 1565 01:02:45,261 --> 01:02:46,396 Everything okay? 1566 01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:49,065 Yeah, it's... everything's okay. 1567 01:02:49,232 --> 01:02:51,234 Delaney, we're here if you ever want to share, obviously. 1568 01:02:51,401 --> 01:02:54,170 But you seem to hate peaks and valleys, so. 1569 01:02:54,337 --> 01:02:56,172 I don't hate peaks and valleys. 1570 01:02:56,339 --> 01:02:57,608 [Luca] Really? 1571 01:02:57,775 --> 01:02:59,677 Once you thought you were muted and 1572 01:02:59,842 --> 01:03:01,444 you screamed "fuck" when we started playing the game. 1573 01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:05,114 Okay, fine. Um... 1574 01:03:06,784 --> 01:03:09,018 My valley was... 1575 01:03:10,621 --> 01:03:15,693 my best friend lied to me about getting engaged. 1576 01:03:16,794 --> 01:03:19,663 -What? -Wow. 1577 01:03:19,829 --> 01:03:21,831 Wow, that is a deep valley. 1578 01:03:21,998 --> 01:03:23,032 Very deep. 1579 01:03:24,033 --> 01:03:26,002 Okay, let's dive into this. 1580 01:03:26,169 --> 01:03:27,170 Let's dive into this. 1581 01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:28,739 Come on, we're here for you. 1582 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,042 Wow, your hair-- I always pictured-- 1583 01:03:33,209 --> 01:03:34,877 pictured you as a blonde. 1584 01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:37,614 [Alex] Look at you! Okay, so wait, 1585 01:03:37,781 --> 01:03:39,048 tell me everything. Who is this fiancé? 1586 01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:40,316 -What's his name? -Yeah? 1587 01:03:41,951 --> 01:03:44,320 -John. -[Alex] Where's John from? 1588 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:47,290 -[Luca] Yeah, John. -The Midwest. 1589 01:03:47,423 --> 01:03:48,491 What state? 1590 01:03:48,659 --> 01:03:49,859 Minneapolis... 1591 01:03:51,829 --> 01:03:52,995 Michigan or Minnesota. 1592 01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:54,798 It's an M, I just... 1593 01:03:54,964 --> 01:03:56,332 I can't remember right now. 1594 01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:58,401 You seem like you must hate him. 1595 01:03:58,569 --> 01:03:59,636 I don't hate him. 1596 01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:01,904 -I don't hate John. -That's very nice. 1597 01:04:02,071 --> 01:04:03,741 It's your best friend. So you're trying to be nice. 1598 01:04:03,906 --> 01:04:05,709 But like, what did he do? He obviously cheated. 1599 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:08,010 -He obviously... -Oh, he cheated. He did cheat. 1600 01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:10,146 -Alex, he cheated, obvi-- -John did not cheat. 1601 01:04:10,313 --> 01:04:11,582 John's not a cheater. 1602 01:04:11,749 --> 01:04:13,216 He's totally obsessed with her. 1603 01:04:15,719 --> 01:04:17,487 But too obsessed, probably. 1604 01:04:18,789 --> 01:04:20,289 -No. No. -Okay. Okay. 1605 01:04:20,456 --> 01:04:22,291 No, to where it's like... 1606 01:04:22,425 --> 01:04:23,426 True crime. 1607 01:04:23,594 --> 01:04:26,563 No. He treats her really well. 1608 01:04:26,730 --> 01:04:28,030 He's a very good guy. 1609 01:04:28,732 --> 01:04:30,199 So he treats her well? 1610 01:04:32,502 --> 01:04:34,070 Yeah, he treats her well. 1611 01:04:35,606 --> 01:04:38,876 Wait, is-- is she like happy with him? 1612 01:04:41,779 --> 01:04:42,880 Yeah. 1613 01:04:44,615 --> 01:04:46,215 Okay, wait, sorry for the disconnect here. 1614 01:04:46,382 --> 01:04:47,450 But what's the problem? 1615 01:04:49,653 --> 01:04:52,288 And the toy guy said that that's the most popular thing he sells. 1616 01:04:52,455 --> 01:04:54,290 Yeah, no, the kids wanted one of these. 1617 01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:57,594 I just got them a new globe, but never enough. 1618 01:04:57,728 --> 01:04:59,395 Where's John? 1619 01:04:59,529 --> 01:05:01,397 Uh, he has a... work thing. 1620 01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,567 Oh, did he decide if he wanted the chicken or 1621 01:05:03,734 --> 01:05:05,001 lamb skewers for the cocktail hour? 1622 01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:07,370 Shoot, I-I'll ask him. I'm not sure. 1623 01:05:07,538 --> 01:05:10,339 If you get that thing wet, it turns blue. 1624 01:05:10,473 --> 01:05:13,242 So he's rehabbing brittle hips after sundown? 1625 01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:15,211 He's really burning the midnight oil. 1626 01:05:16,145 --> 01:05:18,816 And, um... if you want it to go back to red, 1627 01:05:18,981 --> 01:05:20,316 yeah, you just put it in the sun. 1628 01:05:20,483 --> 01:05:23,019 Is there trouble in paradise? 1629 01:05:23,152 --> 01:05:26,657 You can't hide from an empath, little sister. 1630 01:05:27,256 --> 01:05:30,627 Um, Delaney and I got into a fight. 1631 01:05:30,794 --> 01:05:35,298 And now John and I are in a bit of a fight about that fight. 1632 01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:37,967 Of course. No, no, no. We all saw this coming. 1633 01:05:38,569 --> 01:05:40,637 You know, you guys are emotionally stunted. 1634 01:05:40,804 --> 01:05:42,405 Daria says you both have arrested development. 1635 01:05:42,573 --> 01:05:44,006 [scoffing] I never said that. 1636 01:05:44,173 --> 01:05:45,609 -Thank you very much. -Oh, so you just happened 1637 01:05:45,742 --> 01:05:47,143 to leave your notebook open to a page that said 1638 01:05:47,276 --> 01:05:48,344 "Never individuated into adulthood?" 1639 01:05:48,478 --> 01:05:49,646 Did you find the key to my office again? 1640 01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:51,347 It doesn't matter. 1641 01:05:51,582 --> 01:05:53,282 Look, the medical fact is you guys are basically still 1642 01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:56,285 kids who are clinging on to each other in the cafeteria of life. 1643 01:05:56,419 --> 01:05:57,754 You're emotionally stunted. 1644 01:05:57,921 --> 01:05:59,923 [piano jazz playing] 1645 01:06:00,089 --> 01:06:02,158 Oh, that's a very mature response, Katie. 1646 01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:03,927 Do you see what I'm saying? 1647 01:06:04,093 --> 01:06:05,161 You're stunted. 1648 01:06:05,328 --> 01:06:07,163 That's so rich coming from you. 1649 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:08,699 Look, I'm sorry. 1650 01:06:08,832 --> 01:06:10,567 I really hate to be the one to have to tell you this, 1651 01:06:10,734 --> 01:06:13,135 but it might actually be time for you to grow up. 1652 01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:15,071 We have all had to. 1653 01:06:15,238 --> 01:06:17,608 Did we? I mean, did we all have to? 1654 01:06:17,774 --> 01:06:19,509 You're like 40 years old and you still blame 1655 01:06:19,676 --> 01:06:20,777 everything on our parents. 1656 01:06:20,944 --> 01:06:22,646 You're emotionally stunted, not me. 1657 01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:24,213 -Tell him, Daria. -No, no, no, Daria. 1658 01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:26,082 Tell her that she's narcissistic like Dad. 1659 01:06:26,249 --> 01:06:29,118 Do you know that the DSM-5 defines narcissism as 1660 01:06:29,285 --> 01:06:30,621 a personality disorder, right, Daria? 1661 01:06:30,787 --> 01:06:32,689 A cluster B personality disorder, 1662 01:06:32,856 --> 01:06:34,524 which I think we can both agree you have. 1663 01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:36,259 -I have a personality disorder? -[Henry] Yeah. Obviously. 1664 01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:37,794 Oh my God, you're delusional. 1665 01:06:37,961 --> 01:06:39,830 You're literally medically delusional. 1666 01:06:39,997 --> 01:06:41,899 You're certifiable! Daria, tell him. 1667 01:06:42,064 --> 01:06:43,700 You have every symptom. Tell him, tell him-- 1668 01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:45,201 -[loud bang on table] -[Daria] Shut up! 1669 01:06:45,368 --> 01:06:47,503 Just shut the fuck up! 1670 01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:54,443 Today I listened to a man detail 1671 01:06:54,611 --> 01:06:58,114 an intense reptilian fetish that's ruining his marriage. 1672 01:06:58,281 --> 01:07:01,350 And I had to tell him, no, that's not weird 1673 01:07:01,484 --> 01:07:04,186 that you want an iguana to act as a third. 1674 01:07:05,521 --> 01:07:07,858 A girl ate rocks in front of me. 1675 01:07:08,825 --> 01:07:11,662 And I had to tell a mother 1676 01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:14,130 who told me that she lost her pregnancy... 1677 01:07:14,998 --> 01:07:19,135 I had to promise her that she would get over it one day. 1678 01:07:19,903 --> 01:07:22,271 Do you guys want a medical diagnosis? 1679 01:07:23,339 --> 01:07:25,776 You are both ungrateful shits! 1680 01:07:26,843 --> 01:07:28,010 [scoffing] 1681 01:07:36,752 --> 01:07:38,386 [door slams] 1682 01:07:38,621 --> 01:07:40,990 I can't believe she said all that stuff about her patients. 1683 01:07:42,658 --> 01:07:45,061 I mean, isn't that supposed to be, like, really private? 1684 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:47,162 Okay. 1685 01:07:48,998 --> 01:07:51,801 I know we didn't have the ideal childhood... 1686 01:07:53,335 --> 01:07:55,938 but you cannot keep using it as an excuse. 1687 01:07:57,773 --> 01:07:58,941 I mean, come on... 1688 01:07:59,709 --> 01:08:01,644 can you be the adult for once? 1689 01:08:03,879 --> 01:08:05,615 Can you help me for once? 1690 01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:09,619 Things are going to be okay with John. 1691 01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:13,856 I don't know, actually. 1692 01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:18,526 Yeah, he's... he's really mad. 1693 01:08:18,694 --> 01:08:20,295 People get mad, Katie. 1694 01:08:21,964 --> 01:08:24,132 It's part of life, and it's going to be a long road 1695 01:08:24,299 --> 01:08:26,068 if you walk around trying to make everything nice 1696 01:08:26,234 --> 01:08:27,570 for everybody all the time. 1697 01:08:27,737 --> 01:08:29,605 You've got to be honest. 1698 01:08:30,573 --> 01:08:34,010 I know what Delaney means to you. 1699 01:08:34,175 --> 01:08:35,544 And I know how much 1700 01:08:35,711 --> 01:08:37,079 she was there for you when you were kids. 1701 01:08:37,245 --> 01:08:38,981 And yes, I maybe thought that you were freaks. 1702 01:08:40,148 --> 01:08:41,817 But what you had was special. 1703 01:08:43,085 --> 01:08:45,253 You guys had a great run. 1704 01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:52,227 So maybe it's okay that it's over. 1705 01:08:52,628 --> 01:08:54,396 Sometimes the past can't last. 1706 01:08:58,067 --> 01:08:59,068 Pass me my poem journal. 1707 01:08:59,234 --> 01:09:00,335 Hurry up. 1708 01:09:01,202 --> 01:09:02,270 Okay, quick, quick, quick. 1709 01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:06,174 [Roxy] Okay, I made a guest list. 1710 01:09:06,341 --> 01:09:07,877 Pretty much everyone who's coming is cool, 1711 01:09:08,110 --> 01:09:10,512 except for, like, one other assistant from my office. 1712 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,615 Have I shown you her grid before? 1713 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,884 She posts so much emo shit. 1714 01:09:15,051 --> 01:09:17,153 It's like, we get that you have cancer. 1715 01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,421 Maybe she wants support. 1716 01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:21,189 What? 1717 01:09:21,757 --> 01:09:24,026 Or seeing it helps other people. 1718 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,028 Well, it doesn't help me. 1719 01:09:26,194 --> 01:09:28,698 -I meant other sick people. -Right. 1720 01:09:29,364 --> 01:09:31,366 Wait, how much do we hate Katie? 1721 01:09:31,499 --> 01:09:33,201 Like, we haven't talked about this at all. 1722 01:09:34,202 --> 01:09:37,472 Yeah, what she did wasn't great. 1723 01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:41,177 You know what I always say, hate motivates. 1724 01:09:41,342 --> 01:09:43,244 Liking stuff, that can motivate, too. 1725 01:09:43,411 --> 01:09:45,715 No, liking stuff is for sheep. 1726 01:09:46,148 --> 01:09:47,983 Plus, hating stuff is, like, our thing. 1727 01:09:48,150 --> 01:09:50,518 We both know the whole world sucks. 1728 01:09:50,653 --> 01:09:52,253 The whole world sucks? 1729 01:09:52,722 --> 01:09:53,789 [Roxy] Yeah. 1730 01:09:57,258 --> 01:09:58,326 [sighs heavily] 1731 01:10:01,797 --> 01:10:03,364 I think I need to leave. 1732 01:10:03,531 --> 01:10:05,568 I mean, same, this place is a shithole. 1733 01:10:05,735 --> 01:10:07,670 Like, it's obviously a temporary situation. 1734 01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:08,938 No. 1735 01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:11,540 I just don't want to be around you anymore. 1736 01:10:14,176 --> 01:10:16,946 I hate that we love to hate people. 1737 01:10:17,378 --> 01:10:19,247 It makes me feel sick. 1738 01:10:20,583 --> 01:10:22,585 And I want to feel good. 1739 01:10:23,919 --> 01:10:25,087 I want to be happy. 1740 01:10:25,353 --> 01:10:26,689 I want to be happy for other people. 1741 01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:28,023 I want to be happy for my family. 1742 01:10:28,190 --> 01:10:29,457 I want to be happy for my friends. 1743 01:10:32,494 --> 01:10:34,130 [sighs] But I don't know how to do that. 1744 01:10:35,664 --> 01:10:39,535 I don't know how to be happy... for people. 1745 01:10:44,272 --> 01:10:45,406 [sighs] 1746 01:10:46,341 --> 01:10:48,778 Did you, like, write that in your Notes app to say to me? 1747 01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:51,013 That's so fucking lame, Delaney. 1748 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:55,117 Okay, bye. 1749 01:10:58,453 --> 01:11:00,022 [John] No, just keep breathing. 1750 01:11:00,156 --> 01:11:01,223 [man] Oh, okay. 1751 01:11:01,690 --> 01:11:02,992 -[John] Other side. -[knock on door] 1752 01:11:03,159 --> 01:11:04,325 One second, sorry. 1753 01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:08,998 Delaney. 1754 01:11:10,633 --> 01:11:12,001 -Hi. -[John] What happened? 1755 01:11:12,168 --> 01:11:13,602 Is everyone okay? 1756 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:15,403 What? Yeah. 1757 01:11:16,705 --> 01:11:17,773 Um... 1758 01:11:19,041 --> 01:11:21,544 Then, um, why are you here? 1759 01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:27,216 Where are you from? 1760 01:11:30,019 --> 01:11:31,120 Uh... 1761 01:11:32,254 --> 01:11:33,321 Illinois. 1762 01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:36,357 I knew that. [chuckling] 1763 01:11:38,894 --> 01:11:41,462 Did you like it there in Illinois? 1764 01:11:42,998 --> 01:11:44,066 Do you mind? 1765 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,068 Sure. 1766 01:11:47,736 --> 01:11:48,838 [man] Who is it? 1767 01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:52,842 Who's this? 1768 01:11:53,709 --> 01:11:55,778 Yeah. [chuckling] 1769 01:11:55,911 --> 01:11:56,946 Um... 1770 01:11:57,813 --> 01:12:00,950 Yeah, I lived in Illinois pretty much my whole life. 1771 01:12:01,116 --> 01:12:03,018 High school, college. 1772 01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:04,854 Go Phoenixes. 1773 01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:07,089 It was our college mascot. 1774 01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:08,624 Yeah, my whole family went there. 1775 01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:11,927 And I am so sorry that I didn't tell you 1776 01:12:12,094 --> 01:12:13,796 that I was going to propose to Katie. 1777 01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:16,866 It's okay. 1778 01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:19,835 Probably made you hate me even more. 1779 01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:22,204 I never hated you. 1780 01:12:22,370 --> 01:12:23,939 I hated you existed. 1781 01:12:26,407 --> 01:12:27,610 That was-- I... 1782 01:12:27,776 --> 01:12:29,410 -Right. -[both chuckling] 1783 01:12:30,746 --> 01:12:32,715 You never did anything wrong. 1784 01:12:34,650 --> 01:12:39,955 I did everything to make it incredibly weird for you. 1785 01:12:40,689 --> 01:12:42,858 And I'm-- I'm really sorry. 1786 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:48,797 I'm really happy, too. 1787 01:12:53,068 --> 01:12:54,937 I will, uh, let you get back to work. 1788 01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:56,205 Yeah, yeah. 1789 01:12:58,107 --> 01:13:00,542 We're-- We're actually in a fight. 1790 01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:04,079 Um, she lied to me about telling you. 1791 01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:09,417 And I just don't understand why she can't be honest with me. 1792 01:13:11,186 --> 01:13:12,288 I don't know. 1793 01:13:14,623 --> 01:13:17,960 Maybe she's afraid of losing us. 1794 01:13:19,061 --> 01:13:20,796 Or maybe it's... 1795 01:13:22,131 --> 01:13:23,732 trying to protect us. 1796 01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:25,334 I really don't know. 1797 01:13:28,203 --> 01:13:29,838 I do know that... 1798 01:13:33,008 --> 01:13:34,877 getting older is... 1799 01:13:36,111 --> 01:13:37,445 really scary. 1800 01:13:44,019 --> 01:13:45,654 [man] I'm not paying for this. 1801 01:13:46,989 --> 01:13:48,357 I got his card on file. 1802 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,094 [Katie] Well, can we talk? 1803 01:13:53,028 --> 01:13:54,396 I mean, what-- what are we doing? 1804 01:13:54,563 --> 01:13:56,966 I-- I-- I can't take more silent treatment. 1805 01:14:00,135 --> 01:14:01,904 That's my client, Jerry. 1806 01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:06,942 Uh, yeah, I know Jerry. 1807 01:14:08,210 --> 01:14:09,545 Do you know his wife, Marlene? 1808 01:14:10,212 --> 01:14:12,381 You know, they've been married for years. 1809 01:14:12,548 --> 01:14:15,351 Lived in four states, three countries. 1810 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:19,355 They got divorced, got back together. 1811 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:23,158 Lived in next-door houses, just for their own space. 1812 01:14:25,194 --> 01:14:26,562 Until they built this place. 1813 01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:29,365 Together. 1814 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,936 I don't know what the rest of our lives will look like. 1815 01:14:34,703 --> 01:14:36,772 But it can be whatever we want it to be. 1816 01:14:38,273 --> 01:14:39,842 I love you. I love you. 1817 01:14:40,009 --> 01:14:41,443 [John] I love you, too. 1818 01:14:41,610 --> 01:14:44,113 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1819 01:14:45,247 --> 01:14:46,382 I'm sorry I lied. 1820 01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:50,352 And I'm gonna do better. 1821 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,621 I know, I know. She told me. 1822 01:14:53,689 --> 01:14:54,757 Who? 1823 01:14:55,257 --> 01:14:56,358 Delaney. 1824 01:14:57,126 --> 01:14:59,795 Um, when-- when did you see Delaney? 1825 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,332 Today. She came by the office. 1826 01:15:04,532 --> 01:15:06,368 Why? She's like, 1827 01:15:06,535 --> 01:15:09,438 what, like, returning the stuff I had in her apartment, or... 1828 01:15:11,173 --> 01:15:14,410 She... wanted to know where I was from. 1829 01:15:17,780 --> 01:15:18,881 Yeah? 1830 01:15:20,883 --> 01:15:21,950 Actually? 1831 01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:26,321 Go get your girl. 1832 01:15:29,925 --> 01:15:31,293 -Go on. -Yeah. 1833 01:15:31,827 --> 01:15:32,895 Yeah. 1834 01:15:35,898 --> 01:15:37,199 Open up your gait. 1835 01:15:37,366 --> 01:15:38,367 There you go. 1836 01:15:38,535 --> 01:15:42,771 [dynamic guitar instrumental] 1837 01:16:01,323 --> 01:16:03,425 [hum of chatter] 1838 01:16:08,030 --> 01:16:11,333 [dance music playing on stereo] 1839 01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:12,968 Katie, no. 1840 01:16:13,135 --> 01:16:15,337 There's a list, and you're not the aesthetic. 1841 01:16:15,504 --> 01:16:17,906 And honestly, even if you were, there's already a Jennifer here, 1842 01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:19,341 and you can't, like, have a Jennifer 1843 01:16:19,508 --> 01:16:21,544 -and a Katie, you know? -Yeah, okay. 1844 01:16:21,710 --> 01:16:24,079 Um, Roxy, I know you think I'm lame. 1845 01:16:24,646 --> 01:16:26,281 But I know that you're miserable, 1846 01:16:26,448 --> 01:16:27,716 and that's why you're so mean. 1847 01:16:28,650 --> 01:16:29,985 I feel bad for you. 1848 01:16:30,652 --> 01:16:31,753 Okay? 1849 01:16:33,055 --> 01:16:34,089 Yeah. 1850 01:16:34,690 --> 01:16:36,158 -Same. -Yeah. 1851 01:16:36,325 --> 01:16:37,493 Uh, where's Delaney? 1852 01:16:37,659 --> 01:16:38,894 [Roxy] Where do you think? 1853 01:16:40,028 --> 01:16:41,130 Fuck. 1854 01:16:43,532 --> 01:16:44,766 [Delaney] Occupied. 1855 01:16:45,701 --> 01:16:48,170 -Occupied. -Delaney, drop the drugs. 1856 01:16:48,337 --> 01:16:49,738 I said, occupied. 1857 01:16:49,905 --> 01:16:51,006 [toilet flushes] 1858 01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:56,078 -I was gonna-- -Sorry, can I go first? 1859 01:16:56,245 --> 01:16:57,614 Because... 1860 01:16:57,779 --> 01:16:59,648 I'm feeling brave, and that might go away. 1861 01:17:01,650 --> 01:17:02,751 Go ahead. 1862 01:17:08,657 --> 01:17:11,827 I look at you, and I feel like we are still 12 years old. 1863 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:14,997 And I really love that. 1864 01:17:16,999 --> 01:17:19,001 But we're not 12 years old anymore. 1865 01:17:19,602 --> 01:17:23,540 And we can't spend every second together anymore. 1866 01:17:26,175 --> 01:17:28,410 And we don't like all the same things anymore, 1867 01:17:28,578 --> 01:17:30,112 as much as I try to fight that. 1868 01:17:32,649 --> 01:17:33,749 And I want to get married. 1869 01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:37,019 And I want to have kids. 1870 01:17:38,687 --> 01:17:43,660 And I want to save pictures of bathroom renovations I like. 1871 01:17:45,727 --> 01:17:48,565 And I want to make little dishes for my keys. 1872 01:17:48,730 --> 01:17:50,798 And I want to move out of the city. 1873 01:17:50,965 --> 01:17:52,900 And I know you don't want that stuff. 1874 01:17:53,067 --> 01:17:55,671 You don't even like that stuff, actually. 1875 01:17:55,836 --> 01:17:59,106 And you don't even really like people who do. 1876 01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:02,109 Which is scary. 1877 01:18:06,814 --> 01:18:08,382 And I didn't tell you about the engagement 1878 01:18:08,550 --> 01:18:10,785 because I was afraid you wouldn't be happy for me. 1879 01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:14,855 And that would just break my heart beyond repair. 1880 01:18:18,492 --> 01:18:21,495 And I'm so happy about this next chapter of my life, 1881 01:18:21,663 --> 01:18:24,832 but I'm terrified that you don't want to be a part of it. 1882 01:18:27,335 --> 01:18:30,271 And I know I really messed up by lying. 1883 01:18:31,872 --> 01:18:33,675 And I'm really, really sorry. 1884 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:38,145 And if things are different now, I understand. 1885 01:18:40,147 --> 01:18:41,816 And if we end up parting ways... 1886 01:18:44,051 --> 01:18:46,688 I just wanted to say thank you. 1887 01:18:51,593 --> 01:18:55,329 Being your best friend has just been the highlight of my life. 1888 01:18:59,967 --> 01:19:02,236 And I think we're really lucky to... 1889 01:19:02,403 --> 01:19:04,205 to have lasted as long as we did. 1890 01:19:07,241 --> 01:19:13,414 [uplifting music] 1891 01:19:19,453 --> 01:19:22,023 Well, it's not every day your kid sister gets married. 1892 01:19:22,189 --> 01:19:24,325 Um, I'm incredibly honored to be here. 1893 01:19:24,492 --> 01:19:27,228 And I was asked to put a couple words together 1894 01:19:27,395 --> 01:19:30,231 and to try to capture the spirit of marriage. 1895 01:19:30,398 --> 01:19:33,267 And what it means to our civilization. 1896 01:19:33,834 --> 01:19:36,137 And particularly what it means 1897 01:19:36,270 --> 01:19:38,072 to these two very special people. 1898 01:19:38,239 --> 01:19:39,874 So, I've done my best. 1899 01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:42,109 And I think you'll agree. 1900 01:19:45,946 --> 01:19:47,014 Love's passion. 1901 01:19:48,115 --> 01:19:49,317 Always in fashion. 1902 01:19:50,985 --> 01:19:52,086 French kissing. 1903 01:19:53,020 --> 01:19:54,255 Sad to be missing. 1904 01:19:55,657 --> 01:19:56,991 Willows swaying. 1905 01:19:57,158 --> 01:19:58,627 Children playing. 1906 01:19:59,493 --> 01:20:02,196 Love will find a way. 1907 01:20:03,230 --> 01:20:04,332 Today. 1908 01:20:05,199 --> 01:20:06,500 Forevermore. 1909 01:20:07,536 --> 01:20:11,005 Into dawn, Katie and John. 1910 01:20:13,709 --> 01:20:15,777 You have truly won... 1911 01:20:17,078 --> 01:20:18,145 the game. 1912 01:20:31,425 --> 01:20:33,695 Thank you for that beautiful poem, Henry. 1913 01:20:39,033 --> 01:20:41,369 Okay, let's do this. 1914 01:20:43,572 --> 01:20:44,939 Dearly beloved... 1915 01:20:45,106 --> 01:20:46,907 ["Just Say A Four Letter Word (Love)" 1916 01:20:47,041 --> 01:20:50,779 by the California Playboys] 1917 01:20:50,978 --> 01:20:52,748 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1918 01:20:53,548 --> 01:20:54,616 ♪ Love ♪ 1919 01:20:55,751 --> 01:20:57,652 ♪ Love ♪ 1920 01:20:57,819 --> 01:21:00,488 You're so crazy you spend more time with, like, a hairdresser 1921 01:21:00,655 --> 01:21:02,923 than you do with, like, your best friends. 1922 01:21:03,090 --> 01:21:04,458 100 percent. 1923 01:21:04,626 --> 01:21:06,193 My eyebrow woman is-- is closer to me. 1924 01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:07,562 I text her. 1925 01:21:07,729 --> 01:21:08,929 -We're on texting basis. -Yeah. 1926 01:21:09,296 --> 01:21:10,832 ♪ Girl, I got ♪ 1927 01:21:11,966 --> 01:21:14,068 ♪ What you desire ♪ 1928 01:21:14,502 --> 01:21:15,837 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1929 01:21:17,171 --> 01:21:18,973 ♪ I got a love here ♪ 1930 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,810 ♪ To light your fire ♪ 1931 01:21:22,009 --> 01:21:24,579 ♪ Oh, girl, yeah ♪ 1932 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:26,080 ♪ And give ♪ 1933 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:27,982 ♪ Give that something... ♪ 1934 01:21:28,149 --> 01:21:30,317 It's, like, really fun just to, like, sleep, right? 1935 01:21:30,852 --> 01:21:34,021 To be in bed for a full 24 hours. 1936 01:21:34,188 --> 01:21:35,990 -People say that's depression. -That's a luxury. 1937 01:21:36,157 --> 01:21:37,626 I say that's a luxury. 1938 01:21:37,793 --> 01:21:39,126 -Exactly, yeah. -100 percent. 100 percent. 1939 01:21:39,326 --> 01:21:40,595 ♪ Love, love, love, love ♪ 1940 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:42,029 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1941 01:21:42,229 --> 01:21:43,665 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 1942 01:21:43,799 --> 01:21:46,267 ♪ Oh, my darlin' ♪ 1943 01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:51,138 ♪ Just use me for something ♪ 1944 01:21:51,272 --> 01:21:54,008 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1945 01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:56,510 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1946 01:21:57,144 --> 01:22:01,282 -♪ 'Cause I'm feeling you ♪ -♪ As I'm sitting here ♪ 1947 01:22:01,482 --> 01:22:04,218 -♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ But I want a lover, lover ♪ 1948 01:22:04,385 --> 01:22:06,086 -It's kind of depressing. -It is. 1949 01:22:06,253 --> 01:22:07,823 Well, that's-- that's-- that's what 1950 01:22:07,988 --> 01:22:09,523 they tell you in school, and you never listen. 1951 01:22:09,691 --> 01:22:12,761 -You know? That, like-- -You're like, that won't be me. 1952 01:22:12,894 --> 01:22:15,129 ♪ Do me no good, (No good) ♪ 1953 01:22:15,329 --> 01:22:19,835 ♪ The energy on you, baby, no, no, no ♪ 1954 01:22:20,034 --> 01:22:23,538 ♪ Just say a four letter... ♪ 1955 01:22:23,705 --> 01:22:25,674 I'm fostering a basset hound this week. 1956 01:22:25,841 --> 01:22:26,942 Puppy dog! 1957 01:22:27,074 --> 01:22:29,276 I know, so running around, 1958 01:22:29,443 --> 01:22:30,812 I need it. 1959 01:22:30,978 --> 01:22:33,047 I-- honestly, I cannot even stand it. 1960 01:22:33,214 --> 01:22:34,916 I need it here. 1961 01:22:35,951 --> 01:22:41,590 ♪ Just say a four letter word ♪ 1962 01:22:44,425 --> 01:22:46,728 ♪ Love ♪ 1963 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:50,531 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1964 01:22:52,901 --> 01:22:55,169 ♪ 'Cause I'm feelin' you ♪ 1965 01:22:55,302 --> 01:22:57,204 ♪ As I'm sittin' here ♪ 1966 01:22:57,539 --> 01:22:59,741 -♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ -♪ Oh, love, love, love ♪ 1967 01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:02,076 ♪ Yeah ♪