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- Last night...
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Eric Colby went overboard.
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I know we're all far
from our home cities,
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but here on The Odyssey,
you are never alone.
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- It led me
to reevaluate my life,
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and it inspired me
to make a bucket list.
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And the first thing on it
was to see the world,
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and that's why I took this job.
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- What else
is on that bucket list?
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- Bucket list item number five...
- [ Laughs ]
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- ...have a three way.
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♪
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[ Distant laughter, whooping ]
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[ Indistinct radio chatter ]
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- Leaner than a bear,
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muscular, with some body hair.
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What am I?
- Okay.
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D-Don't tell me. I, uh--
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An otter.
- Wolf.
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- Ooh.
- Lean and muscular is the key.
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- Wolf. Damn it.
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- Ah, you're doing great.
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- Not great enough.
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Tomorrow this ship
gets commandeered
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by several hundred gay men.
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And whoever comes
aboard this ship,
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I better know the language.
Next card.
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- Ah, so... this is what Max is.
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- What?
- Easy one.
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Daddy.
- What? No.
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- Ding, ding, ding.
- No. I am not a daddy.
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- What do you think you are,
then, Max?
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- I don't know, a jock?
Is that a thing?
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- Oh, it's a thing. I'm just
not sure it's a you thing.
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You know what I mean?
- Oh, well, excuse me.
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What are you cool kids, then?
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- Uh, masc.
- Femme.
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- Twink?
- Twunk.
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- Silver fox.
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Relax. Daddies are in.
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They're having a moment,
as the kids say.
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[ Laughter ]
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- Cap's little brother
is a daddy.
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- Yeah. You're all gonna meet
Craig tomorrow.
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He and his new beau
are coming aboard.
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- Oh, the lifelong bachelor
has finally met someone, huh?
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- That's the word on the waves.
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I am so damn proud of him.
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God, what that guy
has been through.
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I mean, against all odds,
he's--
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My little Craig
has landed on his feet,
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sober 15 years
and happily partnered.
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And who knows what's next?
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The pitter-patter
of little feet?
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[ All chuckle ]
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All right, back to business.
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Less than 12 hours
before we embark.
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- Okay, Cap, for all the marbles,
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Define Mother.
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♪
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- Mother--
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a queen who has style and grace
and elegance
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and serves the house down
boots, Mama.
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[ All cheering ]
- Let's go, baby!
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- Yeah. That's right.
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You heard it here.
- He's a killer.
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- You heard it here.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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- Hey.
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♪
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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- Is this what it's always like
for you?
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All the staring and winking.
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It feels very--
- Invasive.
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- Amazing. I was gonna
say amazing.
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- Hello.
- Hi, there. Welcome to Gay Week.
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- POV-- you're having
your first drink on The Odyssey.
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It's giving cruising.
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- Oh, it is giving cruising,
all right.
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Ahoy, Daddy!
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- Oh, did you hear
what he just called you?
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- Mnh-mnh.
- Mm, da-da-da-da-da-
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da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daddy.
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- Nope.
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♪
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- Why don't we do this
every week?
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♪
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- Honk, honk, mother tuckers.
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Marsha D'Penguins is here.
[march of the]
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Charmed. Oh.
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♪
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Ahoy, Capitán. Ooh!
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Look at you, serving all
this Naval realness.
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- [ Laughs ]
Marsha, my God.
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Don't you look stunning.
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Oh, but, listen, um, could you
keep it down? Not so loud.
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- Not so loud?
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Baby, loud and proud is
the only way I roll, okay, girl?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes! Yes.
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- I get it. But listen,
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I booked you
as a surprise for my brother.
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You're his favorite queen.
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So if you could just keep it
down a little bit
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until the show tonight,
on the down low.
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- Okay. I get it. Quiet.
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Discreet.
- Yeah.
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- Kind of reminds me
of high school.
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[ Chuckles ]
All right, I got you, bro.
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- Okay. Thank you.
- Of course.
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Wow.
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Thank you.
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- Two Massey boys
under one roof.
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That must have been
an epic sibling rivalry.
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- Well, actually,
it wasn't like that.
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You know,
Craig is 10 years my junior.
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Our mom wasn't around, and I--
My dad worked nights,
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so I basically ended up
raising the kid on my own.
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- Wow, that's tough.
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- It was tough.
Kid was a pain in the ass.
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But, you know, somehow,
through it all,
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and quite by accident,
we became best friends.
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I introduced him
to Schwarzenegger.
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He introduced me to Streisand.
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I wanted to give him my old
G.I. Joes. He wanted Barbies.
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You know, after a while, Max,
I just--
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I said what the hell.
Go with the flow, man.
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- I guess it's all just shiny
plastic at the end of the day.
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- That it is.
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♪
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- A gay cruise?
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No, no, no, no,
let me pull up the booking.
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This is not right.
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- You know,
I thought there seemed
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to be an unusually high
concentration of mustaches.
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- Uh-huh.
Right here on the website.
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"Splash, a playful week
for those expecting."
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See? "Love and acceptance,
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fun in the sun,
and buns, buns, buns."
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Expecting, bun.
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- It's actually one sentence--
"a playful week
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for those expecting
love and acceptance,
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fun in the sun, and--"
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- Buns, buns, buns! Whoo!
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- Okay, but the events
on the itinerary
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are clearly for parents.
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Uh, a daddies-only cardio class?
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- Yeah, this yoga class is called
Werk, Mama.
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- Yeah, no, it's pronounced,
"work, muh-Maw."
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I am so sorry for the confusion.
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You're, of course,
welcome to stay,
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or I'm happy
to offer you a refund.
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- I think, honestly,
this just isn't for us.
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- Kacey, babe--
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- Don't tell me
you want to stay.
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- In less than a month,
our lives will belong to her.
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And I can't wait for that day,
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but this vacation will be
the last child-free experience
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that we get
for the next 18 years.
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The next time that we'll have
this kind of freedom,
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it'll be...2042.
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♪
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- We will stay.
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But we want an upgrade,
a-a suite with a... balcony.
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I don't want to go full Karen,
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but as the only pregnant person
on this ship, we need it.
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- Yes, the views
are very important,
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for pregnancy reasons.
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- Let me see what I can do.
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♪
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- Skipper.
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- Oh, my God. Look who's here.
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What? Call security.
Who let these beggars in here?
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- Yeah, like they're gonna
take orders
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from your sorry hillbilly ass.
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- Oh, my.
- When's the mutiny?
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- Oh, well, any day now.
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- Happy to see you, Robby.
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- You, too, Craig. Welcome.
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Oh, this is Avery,
our nurse practitioner.
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- How are you? Hi.
- Hi.
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- And you must be
the famous Brian.
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- Ah, almost famous.
[ Chuckles ]
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- Brave man.
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It's a hell of a job
taking care of this one.
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- And a thankless one,
but somebody's got to do it.
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- Better you than me.
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I'm honored to meet
my brother's better half
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and clearly his
better-looking half.
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- Ha. Well, not quite half.
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- Hello, boys.
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Hi. I know we're excited, but
look what we forgot in the taxi.
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- Traveling with an assistant?
That's awesome.
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- What would I do without you?
- Mm.
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- You would burn
like a sun-dried tomato.
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SPF. I want it on
before we hit the pool deck.
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Both of you. Hi.
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- Riley is, uh,
not our assistant.
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He's our third.
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- [ Chuckles ]
Nice to meet you.
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♪
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- [ Chuckles ]
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Welcome, welcome.
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The more, the merrier.
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Apparently.
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- He's our little rebel.
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- Oh, I read in Conde Nast
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there's a seafood buffet
that has five stars.
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That's got to be
a mistake, right?
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The only thing
that has five stars
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is the Costco food court.
[ Laughter ]
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- Well, the lobster tails
are this way.
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And I'll let you make up
your own mind
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about how they stack up
against those famous hot dogs.
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♪
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- Oh, good. You're here.
I just wanted to double check.
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Have you, uh,
stocked up on plenty of PrEP?
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- Yep.
- Good. And doxy PEP?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Also, um, extra penicillin
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and vitamin drips.
- Yep.
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- I want the cruisers this week
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to have a smooth ride.
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- Check, check, and check.
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May I make an observation?
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- Of course.
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- You were awfully cool
back there
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with the whole throuple thing.
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A lot of people
over the age of 40
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struggle with this new fluidity,
the new freedom, new rules.
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And you didn't.
You were loving and accepting,
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and that's pretty cool.
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- Thank you. I try.
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You know, I mean,
I-I really do try.
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Do I understand the pronouns of
these young people these days?
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Hell no.
But I'm willing to learn.
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I'm open. I give respect
and my undivided attention
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to two things-- the sea
and the human condition.
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And what my brother
means to me--
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- Don't make me cry, Captain.
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This mascara isn't waterproof.
- [ Chuckles ]
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Well, if I'm being honest,
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I mean, I raised him
'cause I was older,
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but truth of the matter is,
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he was my teacher.
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He expanded my horizons.
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He taught me
how to love unconditionally.
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But before he got sober?
Oh, God.
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It was a nightmare.
I mean, I had sleepless nights.
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I didn't know whether he
was gonna live the week or OD
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or die in an accident and...
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♪
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...somehow,
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00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:18,445
He survived and thrived.
253
00:10:18,548 --> 00:10:20,481
And he's here and happy.
254
00:10:20,585 --> 00:10:22,656
And that's the gift.
255
00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:26,660
Now, do I completely understand
this polyamory business?
256
00:10:26,764 --> 00:10:29,698
Hell no.
But I love my brother,
257
00:10:29,801 --> 00:10:32,493
and I'm-- I'm open to learn.
258
00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:35,324
- You know, the idea of multiple
partners has been around
259
00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:38,327
since people have had
relationships.
260
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,674
It works for some.
261
00:10:40,778 --> 00:10:43,366
♪
262
00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,852
- Yes, my brother,
the throuple...
263
00:10:45,955 --> 00:10:47,647
does beg the question,
doesn't it?
264
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:48,786
- Which is?
265
00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:53,066
- That deep
human condition question--
266
00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:57,380
Can all of my needs
be met by one person?
267
00:10:57,484 --> 00:11:02,213
♪
268
00:11:02,316 --> 00:11:04,180
Good talk.
269
00:11:06,113 --> 00:11:08,495
[ Indistinct conversations ]
270
00:11:08,598 --> 00:11:10,359
[ Kacey clears throat, sighs ]
271
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:15,398
♪
272
00:11:15,502 --> 00:11:18,678
- So, uh, what-- what do you
guys do?
273
00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:20,852
- This.
- This.
274
00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:22,164
- We're travel gays.
275
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:23,855
- We're The Marks.
276
00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:25,995
♪
277
00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:27,548
On TikTok?
278
00:11:27,652 --> 00:11:28,895
- Oh!
279
00:11:28,998 --> 00:11:32,415
Wow. That must be so cool,
280
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:36,626
you know, seeing all those
places, eating all the foods.
281
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,249
- We don't really eat the food.
282
00:11:38,352 --> 00:11:41,079
- We'd get fat.
We always bring our own.
283
00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:43,392
Can we borrow yours
for a picture, though?
284
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,532
- Oh! S-- Yeah, sure.
285
00:11:45,635 --> 00:11:47,120
- I still see your elbow.
- Come here.
286
00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:49,191
We can watch from here.
- Sorry.
287
00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:51,641
- And that, my friends,
is the exact moment
288
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:54,679
that I found out
that a cat is not just a pet,
289
00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:56,370
but also
a great character witness.
290
00:11:56,474 --> 00:11:58,407
- And that jello's not
just a liquid, but a substance.
291
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,478
- Right, and soft touch
in sports is--
292
00:12:00,581 --> 00:12:02,514
has nothing to do
with my feelings.
293
00:12:02,618 --> 00:12:04,413
[ Laughs, speaks indistinctly ]
294
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:08,589
- So that's where you guys all
met, is, um, playing volleyball?
295
00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:10,937
- Yeah, we-- we did. We, uh--
It was a gay and lesbian
296
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,455
volleyball, was it league
or team or something?
297
00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:14,734
- Yes, volleyball league. We
were-- Our team was terrible.
298
00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:16,425
The girls crushed us every time.
299
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,117
It was a nice way to hang out
with people sober, you know?
300
00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:20,981
- And then Brian and I met in AA,
301
00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:23,466
and we made eyes at each other
for a whole year.
302
00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:25,330
And no boyfriends
in the first year of AA.
303
00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:28,782
But once I got my year token,
you know, I called him.
304
00:12:28,886 --> 00:12:31,060
But of course,
like most handsome gay men,
305
00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:32,924
he was already spoken for.
- [ Laughs ]
306
00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:34,823
Then we--
Then he came over to our house.
307
00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:36,617
We invited him over to the house
one night, and we cooked--
308
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:39,275
I made, uh, Mom's chicken pot
pie, which he loved.
309
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:42,589
And he made--
You made, uh, this fruit--
310
00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:44,349
It's like Truman Capote
or something, right?
311
00:12:44,453 --> 00:12:45,903
- Compote.
- Compote?
312
00:12:46,006 --> 00:12:47,559
- Compote.
- "Compost."
313
00:12:47,663 --> 00:12:49,976
And-- But it's good. And we
just-- We stayed up all night
314
00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:52,254
and laughed. We just laughed,
315
00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:53,634
and we-- we found we had so
much in common, all three of us,
316
00:12:53,738 --> 00:12:56,776
that it was just--
It was like we had just, like,
317
00:12:56,879 --> 00:12:59,364
immediate, like,
eclectic energy together.
318
00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:01,470
- Yeah, It's--
It's nontraditional.
319
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,058
- Yeah.
- Untraditional. But, you know,
320
00:13:03,161 --> 00:13:05,508
the gays have already rewritten
the relationship rulebook.
321
00:13:05,612 --> 00:13:06,993
- Yeah, so we thought we'd
just-- we-- we thought
322
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:09,789
that we'd just make
a tiny, little edit.
323
00:13:09,892 --> 00:13:11,894
[ All chuckle ]
324
00:13:11,998 --> 00:13:13,309
Right?
- Yeah.
325
00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:16,519
- Hey, Craig, you haven't been
drinking, have you?
326
00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:21,352
- Ser-Seriously, you're asking me
if I'm drinking?
327
00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:24,182
- Yeah, seriously. I mean,
you seem, like--
328
00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:26,460
- Happy? I seem happy?
329
00:13:26,564 --> 00:13:28,186
Like I'm having a nice time?
This-- We're on a cruise.
330
00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:30,706
Isn't that what you're supposed
to do on a cruise?
331
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:35,021
Rob, I have not compromised
my sobriety.
332
00:13:35,124 --> 00:13:36,677
I've worked very hard.
- Great.
333
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:38,024
- Right?
- Good.
334
00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:40,164
- I know. Not being judgmental.
I'm just-- just asking.
335
00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:42,304
- Well, it seems--
It seems a little judgmental.
336
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:44,444
I know what this is. This--
He used to do this as a kid.
337
00:13:44,547 --> 00:13:48,413
Y-You don't--You don't approve
of my new love situation.
338
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:51,727
Is that it? And this is his way
of-- of, grr, getting me back.
339
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,246
It's a very
passive-aggressive move
340
00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:55,213
that he's done our whole life.
341
00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:57,388
- Babe, babe,
he seems cool with it.
- What, what?
342
00:13:57,491 --> 00:14:00,391
- He seems really cool with it.
It's actually inspiring
343
00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:01,979
how cool he's being with it.
- Really?
344
00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:03,532
- Yes.
- I'm not inspired.
345
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,534
I know-- I know--
I know what he does, this--
346
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,640
Rob, I haven't had a drink
in 15 years!
347
00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:12,541
And tonight, it isn't
any different tonight.
348
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,715
[ Lights bang ]
- Okay.
349
00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:17,166
- ♪ 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8
350
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:19,582
- Now, they asked for a show.
351
00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:23,345
They didn't know
they were gonna get a show.
352
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:25,865
- Marsha? You got me Marsha?
353
00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:29,696
[ Cheers and applause ]
354
00:14:29,799 --> 00:14:31,525
Marsha.
355
00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:34,943
- [ Lip-syncing ]
- ♪ I could be the one,
or your new addiction ♪
356
00:14:35,046 --> 00:14:38,360
♪ It's all in my head,
but I want non-fiction ♪
357
00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:41,881
♪ I don't want the world,
but I'll take this city ♪
358
00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:45,367
♪ Who can blame a girl?
Call me hot, not pretty ♪
359
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,542
♪ Baby, do you like this beat?
360
00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:51,580
♪ I made it
so you'd dance with me ♪
361
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:55,273
♪ It's like a hundred
ninety-nine degrees ♪
362
00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:59,105
♪ When you're doing it with me,
doing it with me ♪
363
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:00,900
♪ H-O-T T-O G-O, snap and clap
and touch your toes ♪
364
00:15:01,038 --> 00:15:02,591
- Rob!
365
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,317
- ♪ Raise your hands,
now body roll ♪
366
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:06,043
♪ Dance it out,
you're hot to go ♪
367
00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:09,425
♪ H-O-T T-O G-O, snap and clap
and touch your toes ♪
368
00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:13,429
♪ Raise your hands,
now body roll, H-O-T T-O G-O ♪
369
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,845
- Honey, I think you're supposed
to give her some money.
370
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,193
- Oh, uh, yeah, uh--
371
00:15:18,296 --> 00:15:19,746
- ♪ You can take me hot to go
372
00:15:19,849 --> 00:15:23,060
- $20?
- ♪ H-O-T T-O G-O
373
00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:26,201
- ♪ You can take me hot to go
374
00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:29,825
♪ Well, I woke up alone
staring at my ceiling ♪
375
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,346
♪ I try not to care,
but it hurts my feelings ♪
376
00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:36,763
♪ You don't have to stare,
come here, get with it ♪
377
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:40,387
♪ No one's touched me there
in a damn hot minute ♪
378
00:15:40,491 --> 00:15:43,701
♪ H-O-T T-O G-O, snap and clap
and touch your toes ♪
379
00:15:43,804 --> 00:15:45,323
♪ Raise your hands,
now body roll ♪
380
00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:47,084
- [ Screaming ]
- ♪ Dance it out,
you're hot to go ♪
381
00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:50,501
♪ H-O-T T-O G-O, snap and clap
and touch your toes ♪
382
00:15:50,604 --> 00:15:53,883
♪ Raise your hands,
now body roll, H-O-T T-O G-O ♪
383
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:57,335
- [ Continues screaming ]
- ♪ H-O-T T-O G-O
384
00:15:57,439 --> 00:16:00,821
♪ You can take me hot to go
385
00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:07,552
- [ Coughing ]
- Let's get a line in.
386
00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:08,968
Push five milligrams
of morphine.
387
00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:09,865
Tristan, I need you
to get some ice packs, stat.
388
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,246
- Yep.
- On it.
389
00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:13,455
- [ Strained coughing ]
- She's inhaled the fumes.
390
00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:14,939
She needs an albuterol
treatment now.
391
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,458
- I got it.
- We could be dealing with
392
00:16:16,561 --> 00:16:18,322
a pulmonary inhalation injury.
If she keeps coughing like this,
393
00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:19,806
she could tear a hole
in her lung.
394
00:16:19,909 --> 00:16:21,394
- [ Coughs roughly ] Ohh.
395
00:16:21,497 --> 00:16:22,809
- Okay.
396
00:16:22,912 --> 00:16:24,984
- [ Wheezes, groans ]
397
00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:26,468
[ Coughing ]
398
00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:28,159
- I'll take a listen.
399
00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:31,369
- [ Wheezing ]
400
00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:34,648
- Heads up, Doc.
- [ Coughs ]
401
00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:36,892
- Okay, take a deep breath.
402
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,515
Big inhale. Exhale.
403
00:16:39,619 --> 00:16:41,069
- [ Panting ]
404
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:42,656
- Stable, for now.
405
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,900
- Yeah. Let's prep her
for a CT scan.
406
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,074
I want to take a look
at her lungs,
407
00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,351
make sure there's
no permanent damage.
408
00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:49,491
- Okay.
- [ Coughs ]
409
00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:54,047
♪
410
00:16:55,876 --> 00:17:00,433
- Okay. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha,
I have good news.
411
00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:03,505
Your lungs look fine.
There's no permanent damage
412
00:17:03,608 --> 00:17:05,334
to your major bronchus
or your alveoli.
413
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:09,235
And as for the skin,
they're just superficial burns.
414
00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:12,169
If you'll excuse me,
I'll go update the captain.
415
00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:22,834
- [ Crying ] Oh, my God.
416
00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:25,113
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
417
00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:27,046
Please let this be like
one of those dreams
418
00:17:27,149 --> 00:17:29,772
where your teeth fall out
or something. Like, wake up.
419
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:31,843
Wake up, wake up.
420
00:17:31,947 --> 00:17:33,742
- Marsha, it's gonna be
all right.
421
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,123
It's good news.
422
00:17:35,226 --> 00:17:38,919
No serious damage,
just aesthetic.
423
00:17:43,131 --> 00:17:44,718
- You don't get it.
424
00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:46,686
Aesthetics are important.
425
00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:48,308
Looks matter.
426
00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:49,792
Like, this week, on this cruise,
427
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:52,519
I have to look gorgeous
as a girl.
428
00:17:52,623 --> 00:17:55,074
I have to look sexy as a man.
429
00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,526
- Well, I'm certain
you'll do both just fine.
430
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:01,459
- No, Tristan!
431
00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:04,083
People like you, people
who look the way you look,
432
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:06,119
you'll be just fine.
You don't get what it's like
433
00:18:06,223 --> 00:18:08,017
to date as a drag queen,
all right?
434
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,675
'Cause-- And I know
that everyone, in drag, loves
me.
435
00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:17,648
But out of drag, I'm too black.
I'm too fat or too feminine.
436
00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,581
I'm too much.
437
00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:24,241
And now on top of all that,
my wig burned on my head.
438
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:27,554
I look like some
scabby-ass Lord Voldemort.
439
00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:29,487
- Tomorrow we arrive
at our first port.
440
00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:32,766
There's this fabulous
little mercado.
441
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:35,183
How about the two of us
go hat shopping?
442
00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:41,050
♪
443
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:46,918
♪
444
00:18:47,022 --> 00:18:48,299
- Go ahead.
- Uh, no, no.
445
00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:49,438
- After you.
- Please.
446
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:50,681
- Please, I insist.
447
00:18:50,784 --> 00:18:52,855
- I think we need to talk
448
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:55,686
about what happened.
The other night.
449
00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:58,102
- Mm. I'm pretty sure
we made a pact
450
00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:00,346
to never, ever speak about that
ever again
451
00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:02,002
as long as we all shall live.
- We did.
452
00:19:02,106 --> 00:19:03,452
But the fact is,
you two are acting weird.
453
00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:06,869
Like, really, extremely weird.
454
00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:09,148
Aha. Like that.
455
00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:11,529
Look, if you boys are
gonna be such boys about it,
456
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,428
I'll say it.
457
00:19:13,531 --> 00:19:15,292
I had fun.
458
00:19:15,395 --> 00:19:19,019
It was exciting and... hot.
459
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,815
And I know we said it was only
gonna be a one-time thing,
460
00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:25,543
but--
- I had fun, too.
461
00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:27,166
I mean, I've been
thinking about it a lot.
462
00:19:27,269 --> 00:19:28,891
- You guys are terrible at pacts.
463
00:19:28,995 --> 00:19:30,479
- But what would this
look like, then?
464
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,585
- Could look like whatever
we wanted it to look like.
465
00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:36,313
This cruise is full of people,
couples and throuples,
466
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:39,178
trios and polyamorous
quadrangles finding ways
467
00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:41,352
to make it work outside
the traditional norms and rules.
468
00:19:41,456 --> 00:19:43,527
- Do either of you actually
know what the word pact means?
469
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,011
'Cause I'm starting to wonder.
- I'm not saying
470
00:19:45,114 --> 00:19:47,910
that we need to define
or decide anything right now.
471
00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:51,397
I'm just saying we're
capable of feeling happiness,
472
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,226
and that is something
to be grateful for.
473
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,676
Why stop ourselves
from doing something
474
00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:57,679
that makes us happy just
because it feels different?
475
00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:59,543
♪
476
00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:06,515
[ Man groans ]
477
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,318
- [ Whispering ] Daniel?
478
00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:19,252
- [ Whispering ] Derek?
- David?
479
00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:20,771
David.
480
00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:23,360
[ Normal voice ] Hey. David?
481
00:20:23,463 --> 00:20:26,017
David, it's time to go.
482
00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:28,365
We have beach cardio in 15.
483
00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:30,884
- Who's David? I'm Raphael.
484
00:20:30,988 --> 00:20:33,715
- Hi.
485
00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:35,820
I'm David.
486
00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:37,960
- [ Sighs ]
487
00:20:38,064 --> 00:20:39,548
Let's go. Let's go.
- [ Groans ]
488
00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:41,309
My head is killing me.
489
00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:43,690
Zumba on the beach?
Can we please just get Bloodys?
490
00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:46,831
- No. The best way to beat
a hangover is to sweat it out.
491
00:20:46,935 --> 00:20:50,076
Besides, it's Daddy Zumba
where the real cruising happens.
492
00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:53,528
- Jesus, it's freezing out here.
493
00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:55,081
Are you wearing bronzer?
494
00:20:55,184 --> 00:20:57,152
- To a workout class.
I'm not that gay, babe.
495
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,258
- Liar. You look like
Marge Simpson.
496
00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:01,398
- Daddy Zumba starts in 5!
- Shut up. Come on, just hurry.
497
00:21:01,501 --> 00:21:03,054
♪
498
00:21:03,158 --> 00:21:06,989
- ♪ Yeah, you know I'm sweating
hard, you know it ♪
499
00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:08,474
- All right, everybody.
500
00:21:08,577 --> 00:21:11,546
- ♪ You know I'm sweating hard,
hard, hard, yeah ♪
501
00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:12,961
- Watch me.
502
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,307
- ♪ You know I'm sweating hard,
you know it ♪
503
00:21:14,411 --> 00:21:16,654
- The straight guy
is doing better than you.
504
00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:18,380
- All right, now double time!
505
00:21:18,484 --> 00:21:20,831
♪
506
00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:22,833
And hop and double time!
507
00:21:22,936 --> 00:21:24,283
And hop and do--
508
00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:26,388
Stop. Stop, stop!
509
00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:28,804
♪
510
00:21:28,908 --> 00:21:31,151
- Babe.
[ Men murmuring indistinctly ]
511
00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:32,670
Babe!
512
00:21:32,774 --> 00:21:35,224
Hey, hey, hey.
513
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:38,435
- Ohh, God. [ Groaning ]
514
00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:39,677
- Thank you.
515
00:21:39,781 --> 00:21:40,989
- His blood pressure and pulse
are normal,
516
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,749
but he's running a fever. 102.2.
517
00:21:42,853 --> 00:21:44,337
- Has he ever had a medical
condition with symptoms
518
00:21:44,441 --> 00:21:46,408
like this, or is he taking
any new medications?
519
00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:48,617
- No, he's literally so healthy.
Like, it's kind of his whole--
520
00:21:48,721 --> 00:21:51,033
whole thing.
521
00:21:51,137 --> 00:21:54,140
- Okay, Mark, is it?
Let's sit you down over here.
522
00:21:54,243 --> 00:21:55,693
You can lay down, but it's gonna
have to be on your side,
523
00:21:55,797 --> 00:21:56,694
all right?
524
00:21:56,798 --> 00:21:58,317
Guys?
525
00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:00,664
Okay. I'll be right back.
526
00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:01,975
Their skin looks jaundiced.
527
00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:03,322
With that,
with the fever and the nausea,
528
00:22:03,425 --> 00:22:05,185
this could be something
infectious. We should mask up.
529
00:22:05,289 --> 00:22:07,084
- Let's finish getting
the complete medical inventory
530
00:22:07,187 --> 00:22:08,982
before we jump to conclusions.
531
00:22:09,086 --> 00:22:10,329
- Whatever it is has clearly
spread between them.
532
00:22:10,432 --> 00:22:12,192
Just to be safe--
- It could be food poisoning.
533
00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:14,022
- It's not food poisoning, man!
534
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,507
- [ Groaning ]
535
00:22:16,611 --> 00:22:17,888
- Thank you, Nurse Silva.
536
00:22:17,991 --> 00:22:20,615
With all due respect,
diagnosis is my job, not yours.
537
00:22:20,718 --> 00:22:22,513
- Okay, well,
with all due respect, Doctor,
538
00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:25,067
preventing an outbreak
on this ship is all of our job.
539
00:22:25,171 --> 00:22:26,690
- Okay, Nurse.
540
00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:28,174
What outbreak is it
that you think
541
00:22:28,277 --> 00:22:29,727
that we're dealing with here,
based upon the limited
542
00:22:29,831 --> 00:22:31,246
information that you've
been able to gather?
543
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,352
- Based on their symptoms, based
on their recent travel history,
544
00:22:33,455 --> 00:22:35,492
it could be, uh,
hemorrhagic fever.
545
00:22:35,595 --> 00:22:37,701
It could be Marburg.
- [ Groaning ]
546
00:22:37,804 --> 00:22:39,185
- Avery?
- Yeah.
547
00:22:39,288 --> 00:22:40,911
- Is there blood in that vomit?
548
00:22:41,014 --> 00:22:43,914
- No.
- So it's not hemorrhagic fever.
549
00:22:44,017 --> 00:22:45,536
And it's not Marburg,
because they'd be presenting
550
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,125
with a maculopapular rash,
which neither of them have.
551
00:22:48,228 --> 00:22:51,922
- [ Groaning ]
- Are we good?
552
00:22:52,025 --> 00:22:54,925
- Max?
553
00:22:55,028 --> 00:22:57,859
You should take a look at this.
554
00:22:57,962 --> 00:23:00,206
- [ Groaning ]
555
00:23:00,309 --> 00:23:03,623
♪
556
00:23:09,595 --> 00:23:12,183
- Are you telling me you think
you have a patient with Marburg?
557
00:23:12,287 --> 00:23:15,221
And isn't that as deadly
as the Ebola filovirus?
558
00:23:15,324 --> 00:23:16,567
- We can't say for certain,
Captain.
559
00:23:16,671 --> 00:23:18,258
We need more information.
560
00:23:18,362 --> 00:23:20,191
- The nausea,
the jaundice, the rash,
561
00:23:20,295 --> 00:23:24,023
there are too few things that
present like this. I'm sorry.
562
00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:27,026
- Marburg has never even been
seen in this part of the world.
563
00:23:27,129 --> 00:23:28,855
A-Are you agreeing with this?
564
00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:30,892
- They're travel influencers.
This is a cruise ship.
565
00:23:30,995 --> 00:23:32,928
I wish I didn't,
but, yeah, I'm with Tristan.
566
00:23:33,032 --> 00:23:34,551
- Contagion protocol requires
567
00:23:34,654 --> 00:23:36,415
that we have
a confirmed diagnosis.
568
00:23:36,518 --> 00:23:38,071
And we are not unanimous.
569
00:23:38,175 --> 00:23:40,004
- Then you better
get unanimous fast.
570
00:23:40,108 --> 00:23:42,524
I'm going to tell you once
how this goes.
571
00:23:42,628 --> 00:23:45,458
The moment I make that call,
we head to port.
572
00:23:45,562 --> 00:23:47,184
And then
this little conversation
573
00:23:47,287 --> 00:23:49,876
suddenly involves
a whole lot of people.
574
00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:53,639
Quarantine,
homeland security, CDC.
575
00:23:53,742 --> 00:23:55,986
And there is no turning
this ship around,
576
00:23:56,089 --> 00:23:58,091
literally or figuratively.
577
00:23:58,195 --> 00:23:59,472
So what's it going to be?
578
00:23:59,576 --> 00:24:02,820
- We could be ground zero
for the next global pandemic.
579
00:24:02,924 --> 00:24:04,512
You know what Marburg does.
580
00:24:04,615 --> 00:24:05,927
It rots a patient
from the inside out.
581
00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:07,963
- He's right.
582
00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:12,830
If it got out
that we knew, and we waited?
583
00:24:12,934 --> 00:24:14,176
- I need another look.
584
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,006
- How much time?
- 20 minutes.
585
00:24:16,109 --> 00:24:18,180
- You have 10. Go.
[ Video call disconnects ]
586
00:24:18,284 --> 00:24:19,906
- I'm still the ranking physician
on this boat,
587
00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:21,805
whether you agree with me
or not.
588
00:24:21,908 --> 00:24:24,152
So let's work as a team
and get a confirmed diagnosis.
589
00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:25,222
- How do you plan on doing that
in 10 minutes?
590
00:24:25,325 --> 00:24:27,189
- Biopsy.
591
00:24:27,293 --> 00:24:29,019
It's the best way to get a clear
picture of what's going on.
592
00:24:29,122 --> 00:24:31,435
- A biopsy will take days
to get results back.
593
00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:32,850
- Not if it's perioperspective.
594
00:24:32,954 --> 00:24:34,749
We'll get immediate results
under the microscope.
595
00:24:34,852 --> 00:24:36,302
- But perioperspective biopsy
596
00:24:36,405 --> 00:24:38,028
requires the patient
to undergo surgery.
597
00:24:38,131 --> 00:24:40,479
- That's right. And I wouldn't
have to cut anybody open
598
00:24:40,582 --> 00:24:42,101
if you'd have just done this
by the books.
599
00:24:42,204 --> 00:24:43,758
But now my hands are tied,
so scrub in.
600
00:24:43,861 --> 00:24:45,345
- Wait.
601
00:24:45,449 --> 00:24:48,176
Uh, cut who open?
602
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:53,146
♪
603
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,494
- Mark, I understand
you're frightened.
604
00:24:55,597 --> 00:24:58,048
And the truth is, we don't know
what's wrong with you.
605
00:24:58,151 --> 00:25:00,844
But this biopsy is gonna
help us to find out, okay?
606
00:25:00,947 --> 00:25:02,673
- Will it hurt? I'm a huge baby.
607
00:25:02,777 --> 00:25:04,503
- I'm gonna put you under
with a general anesthesia.
608
00:25:04,606 --> 00:25:06,401
Have you eaten anything
in the past six hours?
609
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,196
- No, today was a fast day.
610
00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:09,784
It was just sweet potatoes
yesterday,
611
00:25:09,887 --> 00:25:12,338
and the day before that,
and the day before that.
612
00:25:12,441 --> 00:25:14,029
- Sweet potatoes?
- Yeah, we've been doing
613
00:25:14,133 --> 00:25:15,755
this cleanse for months.
Sweet potatoes have
614
00:25:15,859 --> 00:25:17,861
enough nutrients and calories
to keep you upright,
615
00:25:17,964 --> 00:25:20,553
but they don't bloat
or add weight.
616
00:25:20,657 --> 00:25:23,487
♪
617
00:25:23,591 --> 00:25:24,868
[ Gasps ]
618
00:25:24,971 --> 00:25:26,663
- What are you looking for?
- Hey, Mark,
619
00:25:26,766 --> 00:25:29,666
have you kissed anyone other
than your boyfriend recently?
620
00:25:29,769 --> 00:25:32,082
- Kissed anyone?
A kiss is a gay handshake,
621
00:25:32,185 --> 00:25:34,912
so, um, yes.
622
00:25:35,016 --> 00:25:37,225
- You can stand down.
623
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:39,227
It's not Marburg.
624
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:43,093
♪
625
00:25:43,196 --> 00:25:45,233
- Sweet potatoes?
626
00:25:46,924 --> 00:25:49,582
Sweet potatoes.
- [ Chuckles ]
627
00:25:49,686 --> 00:25:51,204
Carotenosis.
628
00:25:51,308 --> 00:25:52,930
And yes, sweet potatoes
can do it.
629
00:25:53,034 --> 00:25:54,587
The beta carotene,
if you eat too much of it,
630
00:25:54,691 --> 00:25:55,933
it'll turn your skin orange.
631
00:25:56,037 --> 00:25:58,557
- As for the rash,
our patients tested positive
632
00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:02,043
for another infectious disease.
Mononucleosis.
633
00:26:02,146 --> 00:26:04,873
- Mono?
You mean the kissing disease?
634
00:26:04,977 --> 00:26:06,565
- Yes, indeed.
635
00:26:06,668 --> 00:26:08,463
So I put them
on a nutrient drip,
636
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,190
some anti-emesis drugs,
637
00:26:11,293 --> 00:26:13,088
activated charcoal,
the whole nine.
638
00:26:13,192 --> 00:26:14,676
- And not a moment
too soon, either.
639
00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:16,160
Any longer, and the patients
640
00:26:16,264 --> 00:26:18,991
could have suffered permanent
brain damage from swelling.
641
00:26:19,094 --> 00:26:20,889
- Sweet potatoes. Geez.
642
00:26:20,993 --> 00:26:21,994
Who'd have thought it?
643
00:26:22,097 --> 00:26:24,513
- Not me, apparently.
644
00:26:26,446 --> 00:26:29,726
I'm sorry, Max. I--
645
00:26:29,829 --> 00:26:32,452
I should have listened.
646
00:26:32,556 --> 00:26:33,937
- [ Sighs ]
647
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,698
Don't ever question me like that
in front of a patient again.
648
00:26:36,802 --> 00:26:39,977
- Come on.
649
00:26:40,081 --> 00:26:42,946
Eyes at me.
650
00:26:43,049 --> 00:26:45,500
Now, living and working
in close quarters,
651
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,607
you're bound to lock horns.
It's normal.
652
00:26:48,710 --> 00:26:51,644
It's even healthy sometimes.
653
00:26:51,748 --> 00:26:55,337
But going forward,
I need the three of you
654
00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:57,926
in lockstep sync.
655
00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:00,446
Am I clear?
656
00:27:00,549 --> 00:27:02,655
- Yes, Captain.
657
00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:03,932
- Captain.
658
00:27:04,036 --> 00:27:07,971
- You're way too important.
659
00:27:08,074 --> 00:27:10,007
- Thank you.
660
00:27:10,111 --> 00:27:12,492
♪
661
00:27:12,596 --> 00:27:14,529
- Wait.
662
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:19,327
♪
663
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,847
Tristan?
664
00:27:21,950 --> 00:27:24,781
I'm sorry.
665
00:27:24,884 --> 00:27:28,336
I know you were just doing
what you thought was right.
666
00:27:28,439 --> 00:27:31,339
We're good. Hold on.
667
00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:32,823
That was not us.
668
00:27:32,927 --> 00:27:35,826
We got through it, but
we were not working as a team.
669
00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,656
Come on in and close the door.
670
00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:44,352
You guys, I can't do it.
671
00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:46,872
I just can't. What happened
the other night was wonderful,
672
00:27:46,975 --> 00:27:49,495
but it's not me.
673
00:27:49,598 --> 00:27:52,671
Maybe I'm too traditional.
674
00:27:52,774 --> 00:27:55,225
Maybe I'm square.
I don't know, but...
675
00:27:55,328 --> 00:27:58,366
I am a one-woman man.
676
00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:03,474
I want to be in a relationship
with one person who I love,
677
00:28:03,578 --> 00:28:06,685
and I want a family.
I want children.
678
00:28:06,788 --> 00:28:09,411
And the captain's right.
When we're not in sync,
679
00:28:09,515 --> 00:28:10,930
we put lives in jeopardy.
680
00:28:11,034 --> 00:28:13,174
And I can't justify that.
681
00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:16,522
♪
682
00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:18,248
- Okay.
683
00:28:18,351 --> 00:28:20,629
♪
684
00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:22,424
See you tomorrow.
685
00:28:22,528 --> 00:28:28,430
♪
686
00:28:28,534 --> 00:28:30,398
- [ Sighs ]
687
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:32,711
[ Indistinct conversations ]
688
00:28:34,782 --> 00:28:36,438
- What are you doing?
689
00:28:36,542 --> 00:28:38,544
- Ah, you know,
just getting some sun.
690
00:28:38,647 --> 00:28:40,580
Gotta get that vitamin D.
- Uh-huh.
691
00:28:40,684 --> 00:28:45,896
And all the extra attention
is just... gravy?
692
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,071
You might actually be
a health hazard.
693
00:28:48,174 --> 00:28:49,728
- Well, it's a good thing
there's a nurse practitioner
694
00:28:49,831 --> 00:28:50,936
standing by.
695
00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:54,629
You know,
we make a really good duo.
696
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,597
- We make an even better trio.
- Mm.
697
00:28:57,701 --> 00:29:01,843
- What do you make of all that,
before? Max's reasoning?
698
00:29:01,947 --> 00:29:05,053
- Well, seems like
699
00:29:05,157 --> 00:29:07,884
stroppy Doctor Prudence is,
700
00:29:07,987 --> 00:29:09,126
I don't know,
hiding his feelings
701
00:29:09,230 --> 00:29:11,922
behind some H.R. mumbo-jumbo.
702
00:29:12,026 --> 00:29:14,580
I mean, we were both there.
He was--
703
00:29:14,683 --> 00:29:17,583
- He was.
- Right?
704
00:29:17,686 --> 00:29:20,310
- He took this job for a reason,
to let his hair down.
705
00:29:20,413 --> 00:29:21,760
Maybe he just needs
some convincing.
706
00:29:21,863 --> 00:29:23,140
- Mm.
707
00:29:23,244 --> 00:29:25,384
- Let me help you with your back.
708
00:29:28,663 --> 00:29:29,802
- [ Sighs ]
709
00:29:29,906 --> 00:29:31,735
- What if you tried
talking to him?
710
00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:35,049
You boys have your dude dialect
I'm not really fluent in.
711
00:29:35,152 --> 00:29:39,605
- Yeah. Uh-oh, she knows about
the secret language.
712
00:29:41,158 --> 00:29:43,126
Aves--
713
00:29:43,229 --> 00:29:46,301
Right, I guess I could--
I could give it a shot.
714
00:29:46,405 --> 00:29:48,821
- Ah, attaboy.
715
00:29:49,857 --> 00:29:52,342
♪
716
00:29:52,445 --> 00:29:54,482
- This was nice.
717
00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:56,725
♪
718
00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:58,451
- Hi.
719
00:29:58,555 --> 00:30:03,698
♪
720
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,665
- Why would you do that?
721
00:30:05,769 --> 00:30:07,012
- It's fuzzy like a puppy.
722
00:30:07,115 --> 00:30:09,117
- You can touch
his fuzzy puppy shorts, babe.
723
00:30:09,221 --> 00:30:10,360
I don't get jealous.
724
00:30:10,463 --> 00:30:13,225
No. "Why would you do that?"
is the question
725
00:30:13,328 --> 00:30:15,020
I've been up all night
asking myself.
726
00:30:15,123 --> 00:30:17,194
- Yeah?
- Because as far as I can see,
727
00:30:17,298 --> 00:30:20,991
everything in Craig's life has
been going really, really good.
728
00:30:21,095 --> 00:30:23,511
- Want?
- Unh-unh.
729
00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:26,134
- Yeah, my life is--
It's beautiful.
730
00:30:26,238 --> 00:30:29,620
- And then it hit me.
Maybe that's the problem.
731
00:30:29,724 --> 00:30:31,726
Do you know what's
almost as addictive as booze?
732
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,349
- No.
- Chaos.
733
00:30:34,453 --> 00:30:38,008
As alcoholics, we become very,
very comfortable in chaos.
734
00:30:38,112 --> 00:30:40,528
We thrive in it.
- Right. Oh.
735
00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:42,116
So you're-- what you're saying
is that we--
736
00:30:42,219 --> 00:30:44,152
if-- when everything
is going well,
737
00:30:44,256 --> 00:30:46,741
then we sabotage our life,
and the devil comes in,
738
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,950
and blah, blah, blah, blah.
739
00:30:49,054 --> 00:30:51,711
Brian, I'm sober 15 years, okay?
740
00:30:51,815 --> 00:30:53,679
I've read the Big Book, too.
- Yeah, I know.
741
00:30:53,782 --> 00:30:55,854
I'm just trying to get to the
bottom of this relapse, babe.
- Yeah, okay.
742
00:30:55,957 --> 00:30:57,752
Relapse?
- Yes.
743
00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,341
- Brian, I have--
I have not been drinking.
744
00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:02,757
You've been drinking.
745
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,863
♪
746
00:31:04,966 --> 00:31:08,004
[ Laughter, indistinct
conversations ]
747
00:31:08,107 --> 00:31:15,080
♪
748
00:31:15,563 --> 00:31:18,773
- I called Sam
at Cheremoya House.
749
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,189
She has a bed for you waiting
when we get back.
750
00:31:21,293 --> 00:31:23,882
What do you say?
- Say no.
751
00:31:23,985 --> 00:31:25,814
I'm not going back to rehab.
I'm not-- I'm--
752
00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:30,267
I haven't been drinking, Brian.
I'm not drunk.
753
00:31:30,371 --> 00:31:32,235
- Play this out.
This keeps going,
754
00:31:32,338 --> 00:31:34,547
what-- what happens next?
755
00:31:34,651 --> 00:31:35,928
It's a downward spiral.
756
00:31:36,032 --> 00:31:38,379
- No, this is a downward spiral.
757
00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:42,383
♪
758
00:31:42,486 --> 00:31:44,488
- Oh, my--
759
00:31:44,592 --> 00:31:46,007
Oh, my God. Craig?
760
00:31:46,111 --> 00:31:47,112
I need some help here!
761
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,712
[ Machine beeping ]
762
00:32:01,816 --> 00:32:03,922
- Rob, I'm telling you, this--
763
00:32:04,025 --> 00:32:06,027
It's not what you think.
764
00:32:06,131 --> 00:32:08,340
You never listen to me,
Robert.
765
00:32:08,443 --> 00:32:12,102
- I know. But in my defense,
766
00:32:12,206 --> 00:32:14,277
your whole life, I felt like
I've had to be your brother
767
00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:18,315
and your father and your drill
sergeant all wrapped into one.
768
00:32:18,419 --> 00:32:21,594
But that all changes today.
769
00:32:21,698 --> 00:32:23,942
Today,
770
00:32:24,045 --> 00:32:27,497
I'm your sober buddy
for the rest of this cruise.
771
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,326
and I'm here to listen,
not judge.
772
00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:31,432
- Okay, then listen to this.
773
00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:35,505
I swear to you,
I was not drinking.
774
00:32:35,608 --> 00:32:37,093
- Okay.
775
00:32:37,196 --> 00:32:38,818
Let's wait for the results
from the doc.
776
00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:40,096
- Okay.
- All right?
777
00:32:40,199 --> 00:32:43,858
- Yeah.
- I have the results right here.
778
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,826
The first thing that we did
is run a blood test.
779
00:32:46,930 --> 00:32:48,242
Are you okay
with me reading the results?
780
00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:50,520
- Yeah, yeah,
I'm not drinking, man.
781
00:32:50,623 --> 00:32:53,419
♪
782
00:32:53,523 --> 00:32:55,387
- Your blood alcohol content
is way over the limit.
783
00:32:55,490 --> 00:32:57,699
You're 0.12, so...
- No.
784
00:32:57,803 --> 00:32:59,978
- I'm sorry, but you, my friend,
are intoxicated.
785
00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:03,291
- No.
786
00:33:03,395 --> 00:33:05,293
Robby, I swear to you,
I'm not drinking.
787
00:33:05,397 --> 00:33:07,330
There's something wrong.
788
00:33:07,433 --> 00:33:09,988
I beg of you.
789
00:33:10,091 --> 00:33:12,197
I'm not lying to you.
790
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:14,854
♪
791
00:33:14,958 --> 00:33:17,064
You gotta help me. The--
792
00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:18,720
It's something else.
793
00:33:18,824 --> 00:33:21,861
- Doctor, Riley, Brian,
come with me.
794
00:33:21,965 --> 00:33:23,863
♪
795
00:33:23,967 --> 00:33:26,004
- This may sting.
796
00:33:26,107 --> 00:33:27,695
♪
797
00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,559
- Your key, please?
- Yeah.
798
00:33:29,662 --> 00:33:31,216
[ Door beeps ]
799
00:33:31,319 --> 00:33:32,389
So are we looking for drugs?
800
00:33:32,493 --> 00:33:34,184
Or hidden bottles
of mini bar booze?
801
00:33:34,288 --> 00:33:36,359
- Hey, uh, grab his dopp kit.
802
00:33:36,462 --> 00:33:39,845
Uh, Doctor, I think that
there is a policy in medicine
803
00:33:39,948 --> 00:33:42,192
that says when a patient
tells you something...
804
00:33:42,296 --> 00:33:43,849
- Believe them.
- All right,
805
00:33:43,952 --> 00:33:47,335
so we're gonna go on
a little fact-finding tour here.
806
00:33:47,439 --> 00:33:49,199
♪
807
00:33:49,303 --> 00:33:53,031
And see if anything makes sense.
808
00:33:53,134 --> 00:33:55,240
- PPIs.
- It's for acid reflux.
809
00:33:55,343 --> 00:33:57,759
- Yeah, he's had it
since he was a kid.
810
00:33:57,863 --> 00:34:00,072
♪
811
00:34:00,176 --> 00:34:02,868
- I want to run
a hydrogen breath test.
812
00:34:04,352 --> 00:34:07,045
- Holy-- Wow,
I've read about this,
813
00:34:07,148 --> 00:34:08,943
but I've never actually
seen it before.
814
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,877
- This class of drug, PPIs,
reduces stomach acids,
815
00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:13,568
but in rare cases, over time,
816
00:34:13,672 --> 00:34:16,157
it can lead to a condition
called auto brewery syndrome.
817
00:34:16,261 --> 00:34:19,057
- Auto brewery?
Yes. Essentially,
818
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,060
the sugars in your blood get
converted into ethyl alcohol,
819
00:34:22,163 --> 00:34:24,717
which causes the patient
to become drunk.
820
00:34:24,821 --> 00:34:27,686
- Drunk.
[ Laughing ]
821
00:34:27,789 --> 00:34:30,137
Without drinking.
822
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,415
Leave it to my brother
to find a loophole.
823
00:34:32,518 --> 00:34:36,004
- Talk about a free-lapse.
So what's the treatment?
824
00:34:36,108 --> 00:34:37,420
- It's quite simple, actually.
825
00:34:37,523 --> 00:34:38,938
We just need to flush
his system out with an I.V.,
826
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:42,839
pump him full of nutrients,
electrolytes, and anti-fungals.
827
00:34:42,942 --> 00:34:45,186
- [ Chuckles ]
- Good news.
828
00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:46,567
- Yeah.
829
00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:48,741
- Thank you for believing me.
830
00:34:48,845 --> 00:34:50,743
- [ Chuckles ]
831
00:34:50,847 --> 00:34:54,506
- Brother, I got your back.
832
00:34:54,609 --> 00:34:57,440
Ever since you were little
and forever.
833
00:34:57,543 --> 00:34:59,407
It's my job.
834
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,859
- Damn it.
- What?
835
00:35:02,962 --> 00:35:04,171
- Why can't I have a cool brother
836
00:35:04,274 --> 00:35:06,034
who supports me
through everything
837
00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:08,658
and wears cool white shoes
after Labor Day?
838
00:35:08,761 --> 00:35:10,315
- Can't all win
the brother lottery.
839
00:35:10,418 --> 00:35:12,006
- It's true.
The shoes are really good.
840
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,974
- Oh. I'm grateful for you guys.
841
00:35:15,078 --> 00:35:17,322
It takes a village
with this one.
842
00:35:17,425 --> 00:35:19,427
Love you.
- I hate your shoes.
843
00:35:19,531 --> 00:35:21,326
- [ Laughs ]
844
00:35:21,429 --> 00:35:25,053
♪
845
00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:26,503
- I'm prescribing you
this H2 blocker.
846
00:35:26,607 --> 00:35:28,056
It should temper
the stomach acid
847
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,989
without affecting
your microbiota.
848
00:35:30,093 --> 00:35:31,888
And as far as your blood alcohol
content is concerned,
849
00:35:31,991 --> 00:35:34,511
you, my friend,
are sober as a judge.
850
00:35:34,615 --> 00:35:36,306
How you feel?
851
00:35:36,410 --> 00:35:39,275
- Physically, I feel good.
852
00:35:39,378 --> 00:35:42,968
- And emotionally? Spiritually?
853
00:35:46,074 --> 00:35:49,319
- I used to live a life
that was, uh,
854
00:35:49,423 --> 00:35:52,322
a special kind
of hellish existence.
855
00:35:52,426 --> 00:35:55,981
You know, people assume
that you get sober
856
00:35:56,084 --> 00:35:58,328
because you don't want
that life anymore.
857
00:35:58,432 --> 00:36:00,882
But to tell you the truth,
858
00:36:00,986 --> 00:36:04,541
it finally dawned on me
that I want that life too much.
859
00:36:04,645 --> 00:36:08,166
And part of me
will always want it.
860
00:36:08,269 --> 00:36:09,857
I loved it. I had some fun.
861
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,308
But by the grace of God,
862
00:36:12,411 --> 00:36:14,862
a bigger part of me
wants this life.
863
00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:17,554
I am so full of gratitude.
864
00:36:17,658 --> 00:36:19,453
I thank you, Doctor.
865
00:36:19,556 --> 00:36:21,109
And I'm ready to, uh--
866
00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:22,904
ready to pick up
where I left off.
867
00:36:23,008 --> 00:36:24,906
- I think where you left off was
at the top of our water slide,
868
00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:27,219
which, thankfully, is
a thrill with no side effects.
869
00:36:27,323 --> 00:36:29,187
- I got two boyfriends.
That's thrilling enough.
870
00:36:29,290 --> 00:36:31,879
Little guy, big guy.
- [ Chuckles ]
871
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,299
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
872
00:36:38,403 --> 00:36:40,232
- Did you have your talk
with Max yet?
873
00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:42,545
- Uh, I, uh--
874
00:36:42,648 --> 00:36:44,961
I-I actually don't want to,
uh, do this now, please.
875
00:36:45,064 --> 00:36:47,343
- Oh, come on. Come on.
We all hooked up.
876
00:36:47,446 --> 00:36:49,172
If we're mature enough
to make that decision,
877
00:36:49,276 --> 00:36:50,691
we were mature enough
to have a conversation about it.
878
00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:53,245
I'll just go talk to him.
- No, no, Aves, Aves, stop.
879
00:36:53,349 --> 00:36:56,179
Please. I don't want to do this.
880
00:36:56,283 --> 00:36:58,699
Uh, I-I don't mean
the communicating part.
881
00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:01,219
I mean the doing-it...
882
00:37:01,322 --> 00:37:05,050
part.
I don't want to do this.
883
00:37:05,153 --> 00:37:06,948
Us.
884
00:37:07,052 --> 00:37:09,227
Okay.
885
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:18,477
When I was a kid...
886
00:37:18,581 --> 00:37:20,238
[ Clears throat ]
887
00:37:20,341 --> 00:37:24,034
...my two favorite foods were
chicken tikka masala and crisps.
888
00:37:24,138 --> 00:37:25,622
Potato chips.
889
00:37:25,726 --> 00:37:27,969
And, uh, one day, I went into
the corner shop,
890
00:37:28,073 --> 00:37:30,109
and I saw
that they were making a
891
00:37:30,213 --> 00:37:35,045
tikka-masala-flavored crisp.
892
00:37:35,149 --> 00:37:39,153
And on my mind was blown,
because they were so good.
893
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:42,225
And every day after school,
I would--
894
00:37:42,329 --> 00:37:44,331
I'd buy a big bag, you know,
895
00:37:44,434 --> 00:37:46,988
and I'd tell myself,
I'm just gonna have a couple.
896
00:37:47,092 --> 00:37:48,404
I'm not gonna have
the whole thing.
897
00:37:48,507 --> 00:37:51,579
And then every day
898
00:37:51,683 --> 00:37:55,065
I would go absolutely mad.
899
00:37:55,169 --> 00:37:56,791
I'd gorge myself.
900
00:37:56,895 --> 00:37:59,863
I'd made myself sick.
901
00:37:59,967 --> 00:38:05,835
- Am I supposed to be
the potato chips in this story?
902
00:38:05,938 --> 00:38:09,597
- Cap's brother is right.
903
00:38:09,701 --> 00:38:11,496
There are things in this world
that are so good,
904
00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:14,637
you can't just have a taste.
905
00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:22,092
I love you, Aves.
906
00:38:22,196 --> 00:38:25,406
I am in love with you.
907
00:38:25,510 --> 00:38:29,514
But I can't share you.
908
00:38:29,617 --> 00:38:31,792
It's got to be all or nothing.
909
00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:33,794
I thought I could do it.
I really did.
910
00:38:33,897 --> 00:38:37,522
I'm sorry,
but it turns out I can't.
911
00:38:37,625 --> 00:38:39,834
It's making me sick.
912
00:38:39,938 --> 00:38:42,354
♪
913
00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:43,700
- Everything good out here?
914
00:38:43,804 --> 00:38:48,326
- Yeah, Tristan was just
telling me about these...
915
00:38:48,429 --> 00:38:51,881
tikka masala flavored potato
chip that they make in the UK.
916
00:38:51,984 --> 00:38:54,021
- Mmm, yeah. [ Smooches ]
917
00:38:56,506 --> 00:38:58,543
Out of this world.
918
00:38:58,646 --> 00:39:04,859
♪
919
00:39:04,963 --> 00:39:11,176
♪
920
00:39:17,976 --> 00:39:20,081
- Thanks for this trip.
It was beautiful.
921
00:39:20,185 --> 00:39:22,808
- I still never had the lobster.
- [ Laughs ]
922
00:39:22,912 --> 00:39:25,052
- Yes. You missed out.
923
00:39:25,155 --> 00:39:27,088
- Babe, you want a mimosa?
924
00:39:27,192 --> 00:39:29,884
- Mm, I'm off orange food
and drink for a while.
925
00:39:29,988 --> 00:39:31,541
- Suit yourself.
926
00:39:31,645 --> 00:39:34,372
Jared, don't make me
drink alone.
927
00:39:34,475 --> 00:39:37,685
- I-I probably shouldn't.
928
00:39:37,789 --> 00:39:39,687
Ah, what the heck?
929
00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:41,620
Cheers. To new friends.
930
00:39:41,724 --> 00:39:42,966
- And to not dying.
931
00:39:43,070 --> 00:39:44,830
- Cheers.
[ Lights bang ]
932
00:39:44,934 --> 00:39:47,177
- Y'all, I have come out
two times
933
00:39:47,281 --> 00:39:50,042
in my gay and glorious life.
934
00:39:50,146 --> 00:39:53,321
First as a queen,
935
00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:56,359
second as a drag queen.
936
00:39:56,463 --> 00:40:01,088
And tonight, I'm coming out
for a third time...
937
00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:03,849
as a bald-ass drag queen!
938
00:40:03,953 --> 00:40:06,749
[ Crowd cheering wildly ]
939
00:40:08,923 --> 00:40:12,858
- [ Lip syncing ]
- ♪ I'm coming
940
00:40:12,962 --> 00:40:14,377
♪ Out
941
00:40:14,481 --> 00:40:17,449
♪
942
00:40:17,553 --> 00:40:19,969
♪ I'm coming out
943
00:40:20,072 --> 00:40:25,975
♪ I want the world to know,
got to let it show ♪
944
00:40:26,078 --> 00:40:28,426
♪ There's a new me coming out
and I just had to live ♪
945
00:40:28,529 --> 00:40:30,013
- Oh, wow.
- I know.
946
00:40:30,117 --> 00:40:32,395
- My water just broke.
- ♪ And I wanna give
947
00:40:32,499 --> 00:40:34,397
- Baby.
- [ Groaning ]
948
00:40:34,501 --> 00:40:36,088
- We're having a baby.
949
00:40:36,192 --> 00:40:39,678
We're having a baby.
We're having a baby.
950
00:40:39,782 --> 00:40:41,300
Hi, yeah, we're having a baby.
951
00:40:41,404 --> 00:40:44,856
- All right. Deep breaths,
in and out.
952
00:40:44,959 --> 00:40:46,582
That's good. What's your name?
953
00:40:46,685 --> 00:40:47,824
Guys, get an arm.
- Kacey.
954
00:40:47,928 --> 00:40:50,171
- Kacey, I'm Nurse Avery.
955
00:40:50,275 --> 00:40:51,483
We've got Dr. Max here.
956
00:40:51,587 --> 00:40:53,830
We've got Nurse Tristan
here, as well.
957
00:40:53,934 --> 00:40:55,763
- She's coming now.
958
00:40:55,867 --> 00:40:57,558
- All right. We're ready for her.
959
00:40:57,662 --> 00:40:59,318
- [ Groaning ]
960
00:40:59,422 --> 00:41:03,771
- ♪ The time has come for me
to break out of this shell ♪
961
00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:08,189
♪ I have to shout
that I am coming out ♪
962
00:41:08,293 --> 00:41:09,639
- Just breathe with me.
- ♪ I'm coming out
963
00:41:09,743 --> 00:41:11,848
- You are 9 centimeters dilated,
964
00:41:11,952 --> 00:41:13,505
and the cervix is fully effaced.
965
00:41:13,609 --> 00:41:15,300
Everything looks great.
966
00:41:15,403 --> 00:41:17,198
Whenever you're ready.
967
00:41:17,302 --> 00:41:20,926
- [ Screaming ]
968
00:41:21,030 --> 00:41:22,169
- Perfect.
969
00:41:22,272 --> 00:41:24,205
- Looking great, Kacey.
970
00:41:24,309 --> 00:41:27,001
- Really great. Keep pushing.
Keep pushing.
971
00:41:27,105 --> 00:41:29,763
- ♪ The time has come for me
to break out of this shell ♪
972
00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:31,661
- Good job, Mom.
[ Baby crying ]
973
00:41:31,765 --> 00:41:34,008
- ♪ That I am coming out
974
00:41:34,112 --> 00:41:36,494
♪ I'm coming out
975
00:41:36,597 --> 00:41:42,845
♪ I want the world to know,
I got to let it show ♪
976
00:41:42,948 --> 00:41:47,643
♪ I'm coming out,
I want the world to know ♪
977
00:41:47,746 --> 00:41:51,439
♪ Want the world to know,
got to let it show ♪
978
00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:54,132
♪ I'm
979
00:41:54,235 --> 00:41:57,031
♪ I'm coming out!
980
00:41:57,135 --> 00:41:59,517
[ Cheers and applause ]
981
00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:04,176
♪
982
00:42:08,042 --> 00:42:15,049
♪
983
00:42:16,603 --> 00:42:23,575
♪
984
00:42:25,197 --> 00:42:32,204
♪