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- [Max] Who's that?
- Lenore Laurent.
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Her husband owns the cruise line.
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And if you wanted, if you decided
that you would like to be an MD,
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the captain will support you
for a full scholarship.
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Vivian has graciously agreed to stay
with us for the rest of the season.
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- Threesome, baby!
- [all laughing]
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- Threesome.
- [Avery] I think we need to talk.
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About what happened.
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I had fun.
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What happened the other night
was wonderful, but it's not me.
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I can't do it. I'm a one-woman man.
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I love you. But I can't share you.
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{\an8}[ship horn bellows]
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Oh, my God.
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What have we done?
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack ♪
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- Lenore, a whole shipload of Quakers?
- Quackers!
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People obsessed with little rubber duckies
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who like to play
hide-and-seek all over the ship.
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They bring their own to hide,
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and then they spend their days
searching out for others.
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It's the latest cruising craze, Bobby.
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You've heard of it.
Don't pretend you haven't.
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I might have read something about it.
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I know that it's some sort of a movement,
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but I don't approve,
and I'll tell you why.
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Captain Nielson over at The Nautilus,
he called me up, he told me,
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"I had 'em in the engine room,
I had 'em in the plumbing.
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They were in the lifeboats,
for God's sake."
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Well, we've booked several dozens of them
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for a five-day cruise of fun,
joy, duck decorating
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and any other duck-related happiness
they can concoct.
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And you, my darling,
will be their cheery host.
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Lenore, don't you think that one of
the mid-range ships on the line
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is better suited for this sort of thing?
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We are doing this special week, Bobby.
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A: it is my prerogative as co-CEO,
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B: you are well aware of the economics
of this industry ever since COVID,
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and C: don't be such a snob of the sea.
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The Quackers movement brings in
thousands of cruisers a year.
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Thousands.
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But The Odyssey is
the flagship of the line.
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She's the lady of elegance
and dignity and grace.
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Well, this week,
she's the flagship of ducks.
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[sighs]
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[Rosie] And here's another thing
about Quackers week:
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everybody participates, okay?
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Captain's orders.
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People are looking for new ways
to have clean, innocent fun
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in this brutal world.
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Last year, 50,000 ducks were hidden
on cruise liners globally,
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and the Quacker community is only growing.
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What's going on here?
Why am I only just hearing about this?
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The rules.
Again, don't shoot the messenger.
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Every crew member must make a Quacker.
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One that represents you, your dreams,
your goals, what makes you special.
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The more personal, the better.
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And then the passengers and crew
will have one hour to hide their ducks.
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For the rest of the passage,
it's duck-hunting season, baby.
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- Fun ensues.
- And there are prizes.
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First, second and third place
for finding the most ducks,
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including free cruises and dinner
with our very own captain.
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Oh, whoa. Is the crew eligible for this?
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Yes, handsome nurse child.
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And there is one elusive golden duck
that the captain hides.
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Whoever finds this
wins a cash prize of $5,000.
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A golden rubber duckie? Like Willy Wonka?
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Social media has literally
hundreds of thousands of people
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posting photos of their ducks
and the ships they find them on.
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It's The Odyssey's turn.
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[singers vocalizing]
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack ♪
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I hate crafts.
I have no idea what to make.
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And this paint smell
is making me nauseous.
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Name an important woman in history
for me to decorate.
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Joan of Arc. You can paint her melting
and screaming in stoic agony.
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Oh, my God.
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You know half these ducks
are gonna end up in the water?
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Do you have any idea
how destructive this craze is?
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Do you know how much plastic
ends up in our oceans every year?
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- How much? I bet you know.
- Eleven million tons.
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There is not a turtle or bird
anywhere on planet Earth
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that has not ingested this stuff.
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You know, one time I was on
this animal rescue mission.
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I find this seagull
all wrapped up in a fishing net.
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Airway is constricted,
mobility is constricted.
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It was just tragic.
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And why should our wildlife suffer
for our so-called fun?
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We never learn.
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Well, we could mutiny.
I could explain to Lenore that...
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God, this paint smell.
It is so horrible, right?
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Last time you tried to explain
something to Lenore, you got fired.
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Yeah, but then I got rehired
with a raise, so...
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That's a good point.
Anyway, I'm not doing this.
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[exhales deeply]
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Wow. I recognize that. Is that Van Gogh?
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Uh, Starry Night. Yeah.
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What makes that personal?
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It's in the Museum of Modern Art
in New York,
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and my dad was a guard there
when I was little.
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Yeah?
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I used to sit in front of it all the time.
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And it's magic and sad
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and Van Gogh was going through
a tough time when he painted it,
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but it's just filled with beauty.
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And that's how life feels to me
when I look at the night sky.
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- Good answer.
- [chuckles]
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What's yours?
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It is the Venezuelan troupial,
the national bird of Venezuela.
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Huh.
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It's, uh...
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It's where my first ever cruises were.
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They got me hooked
on this whole thing, so...
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And who would've thought that these rubber
duckies would make you think so much?
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[Vivian] Hmm.
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Drill down on who you are,
what makes you proud of yourself.
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Maybe we'll win this thing.
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- Hmm. Maybe a trip to Kyoto.
- Oh!
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If either one of us wins, we could share.
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- Hello.
- Hi. Welcome aboard The Odyssey.
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[Lenore] Hello.
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Hello. Oh, aren't you adorable?
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack... ♪
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Ooh!
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack
Quack, quack, quack, quack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack
Quack, quack, quack ♪
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- Hello. Hi.
- Hi. Welcome to The Odyssey.
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Oh, I like playing hostess
with you, Bobby.
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I should really visit your little vessel
more often.
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- It's Robert.
- Hmm. [gasps]
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[Lenore] Jill and Jerry Manafort! Hello!
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Let me introduce you
to our captain, Robert Massey.
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Hello.
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These are the Manaforts.
They're the founders of Quackers United.
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- Pleasure.
- Pleasure to meet you.
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You know, we've done a lot
of these Quackers cruises,
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but this boat? [chuckles]
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This is the dream. The Odyssey.
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Some people don't understand the joy
of something as simple as a treasure hunt.
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You know, spending hours decorating ducks
or sharing stories. [chuckles]
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Lenore, you have been just wonderful.
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I mean, supporting our growing
and committed community of Quackers.
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We are thrilled that you're here.
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We have widowers, widows,
folks just retiring.
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Oh, you know, sometimes I think
that the simple pleasures of life,
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that's all we have.
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Like, friends, family and duck hunts.
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[both laugh]
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Oh. Please, come on.
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- Let me show you around.
- [Jill] Fine.
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- It's a pleasure meeting you.
- Pleasure for us.
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{\an8}[elevator bell dings]
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{\an8}- ♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack ♪
- [singers vocalizing]
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{\an8}[both chuckle]
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{\an8}What's with all the ducks?
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{\an8}[both laugh]
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{\an8}Ladies, welcome.
Welcome aboard The Odyssey.
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{\an8}Do you see Avery anywhere?
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{\an8}She was gonna meet us.
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{\an8}[Avery] Oh, my God. No!
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{\an8}[all laughing, exclaiming]
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{\an8}- Look at you!
- Oh, my God!
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{\an8}- Let me guess. Sorority sisters.
- No, not even close.
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{\an8}- Best friends since third grade.
- Hmm.
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{\an8}We have been through everything together.
Three marriages.
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{\an8}- Two divorces, including mine.
- [gasps]
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{\an8}- Max.
- [friend 1 laughs] And three childbirths.
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{\an8}And four trips to The Eras Tour.
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{\an8}Come on. Let's catch up.
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{\an8}- Oh, my God!
- [friend 2] Okay.
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{\an8}[Avery] Welcome.
Make yourselves comfortable.
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{\an8}- [friend 2] Ooh. Nice.
- [friend 1 laughs]
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{\an8}[friend 2 grunts] Okay, look.
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{\an8}You've made us wait long enough,
so out with it. What's the surprise?
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{\an8}Uh, well, um,
there's actually two surprises.
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{\an8}I got into medical school.
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{\an8}[friends] What?
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{\an8}Yeah. That's why I invited you here.
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{\an8}I wanted to tell you in person.
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{\an8}And I didn't know
that it was gonna be Quackers week.
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{\an8}Avery, that's amazing.
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{\an8}Uh, yeah. And the ship is funding it
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{\an8}and I can work for the cruise line
after I graduate and...
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{\an8}Stop it. Avery, you're doing it.
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{\an8}Yes, but, um, wait.
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{\an8}No, we're gonna drink this down
and then move on to the next.
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{\an8}I can't because, uh... [chuckles]
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{\an8}The next surprise is I'm...
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{\an8}pregnant.
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{\an8}[both laugh]
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{\an8}- [friend 2] What?
- [laughs]
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{\an8}[laughing continues]
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{\an8}I'm-I'm actually pregnant.
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{\an8}- Oh, my God. Avery! Oh, my God!
- Oh, Avery!
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{\an8}Wait, am I reading the signs wrong here?
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{\an8}Are you... Are you down with this?
Not okay about it?
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{\an8}I'm not sure how I feel.
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{\an8}Do you remember when Beau was born?
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{\an8}[scoffs] Do I ever...
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{\an8}Eighteen hours of labor,
and you helped pull him out.
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{\an8}Yeah, I cut the cord,
and we were all crying.
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{\an8}And you were so sure about that baby
and how much you wanted it.
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{\an8}[sighs] And right then I thought,
"Okay, yeah. I... Of course I'd want that."
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And now?
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And it's okay if you changed
your mind. I did.
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- You took me. You both did.
- [friend 2] Mm-hmm.
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[friend 1] And I never looked back.
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I'm proud that I've lived my life
the way that I have.
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Adventures, hookups, moved on, no regrets.
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That's easy when you're young
and on a cruise ship,
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always headed toward a new horizon.
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Never really needing
to drop anchor in your life.
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God, I've always been
so careful, you know?
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Responsible.
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- Are you still on the pill?
- No.
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I never went back on after I froze my eggs
during our last hiatus.
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And, plus, going off and on the pill,
it is no joke.
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- [friend 2] Mm-mmm.
- Condoms were worn, of course.
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[friend 2] Yeah, but condoms can break
without you even knowing it.
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Yeah.
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Other than the science of it,
how are you feeling about it?
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Do I want to go to med school?
Heck yes, I do.
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Can I have a baby and do that?
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Handle the pressure of all of it?
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This is the female dilemma.
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- [chuckles]
- Hmm.
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I think I could.
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But...
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This wasn't the plan.
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The plan was I would finish this,
this cruise life,
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and then I would find a job at a hospital
near one of you,
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00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:08,727
and meet a cool guy
who taught Little League...
234
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,811
[laughs]
235
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,064
...and at the last moment,
the dream would come together.
236
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,442
Maybe this is the last moment.
237
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,111
Maybe I don't need a white picket fantasy.
238
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:25,661
Being a nurse at sea,
I always felt like a solitary traveler.
239
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,999
In it alone. So confident, so sure.
240
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:31,625
And now...
241
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,085
[chuckles]
242
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,922
[inhales deeply] In this moment, no.
243
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,510
Every choice and option
244
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:49,143
is so filled with possibility
and joy at the same time.
245
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,897
It's so excruciating.
246
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,194
Honey, you are never alone.
247
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:01,405
You always have us. Always us.
248
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,241
- And you have the father.
- Yeah.
249
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,660
Hey, who is the father?
250
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,375
[Jill] Just to go over the basics,
251
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,628
the hunt is about to begin.
252
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:21,216
There are hundreds of places
to hide and find ducks.
253
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,760
As soon as the clock strikes noon,
254
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:30,351
you will have until the end of the cruise
to find as many as you can.
255
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,977
One more thing, as a special favor to me,
256
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:36,731
your dedicated onboard physician who cares
way too much about the environment,
257
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:40,944
please take care to make sure that
none of the ducks end up going overboard.
258
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,445
We need to protect our oceans.
259
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:45,406
- [whistle blows]
- [crowd clamoring]
260
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,534
[Jill] Welcome, Quackers.
261
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,785
[cheering]
262
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:49,870
["Hide and Seek" playing]
263
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,244
Thank you.
264
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,915
[song stops]
265
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,167
[Tristan] But it's interesting
how much fun can be had
266
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,461
when the fun thing
is incredibly trivial, right?
267
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:44,215
Trivial Tristan.
You just float along, don't you?
268
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,634
Gently down the stream.
269
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,053
I was talking about the ducks.
270
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,556
Have I done something?
271
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,600
[scoffs] As a matter of fact, yes.
272
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,020
I don't know where I stand with you.
273
00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,774
Please just stop flirting with me
like it's sport, okay?
274
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,569
It's not.
275
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:06,947
Viv...
276
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:09,949
I'm sorry.
277
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:14,788
What I want, really, is for us
to get to know each other bit by bit,
278
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:19,084
slowly, without, um, rushing.
279
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:21,879
Is that possible?
280
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:26,884
I found your duck.
281
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,386
Hmm.
282
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,389
Okay. So tell me something about yourself.
283
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,266
Something you don't tell other people.
284
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,062
That duck...
285
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:43,859
it's not just about paying tribute
to the places I've been to. I...
286
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,862
I have Venezuelan heritage.
287
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,698
- It's where the tan comes from.
- Hmm.
288
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,868
But it's not something
I knew a whole lot about growing up.
289
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:59,415
Then I went to boarding school in Scotland
where I was mocked for it.
290
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,126
I got mocked for this identity
that I didn't even fully understand
291
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,295
or feel connected to.
292
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:09,467
And so I was lost
and stuck between two worlds.
293
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,970
Uh, a foot in both.
294
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,722
- A foot in neither?
- [chuckles] Exactly.
295
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,808
Yeah.
296
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,687
And, so, I vowed for a life of traveling.
297
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,815
Learn about myself,
learn about other people,
298
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,276
and to learn about the world itself.
299
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:28,988
"The world itself."
300
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,281
I could dig that.
301
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,076
Hey.
302
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:39,330
I found this little guy in my triage bag.
303
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,415
Hmm.
304
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:44,127
Almost like someone wanted me to find it.
305
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,378
[chuckles]
306
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,963
[ship horn bellows]
307
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,717
[Max] Are either one of you aware
of the great duck spill of 1992?
308
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,053
No, but I can't wait for you to tell us.
309
00:16:53,637 --> 00:17:00,518
1992, a cargo ship carrying
28,000 rubber ducks and other bath toys
310
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,603
spills them into the North Pacific.
311
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,981
Oh, and then months later,
they washed up in Alaska, right?
312
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,316
Oh, no. Three decades later,
313
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,571
they are still finding these on beaches
all over the world.
314
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,197
These have me very depressed
about the state of mankind
315
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,574
and my place in the world.
316
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,868
I'm wondering if I shouldn't just go back
to working in a war zone.
317
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,748
These damned ducks
have me questioning my life choices.
318
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,625
They make people happy, Max.
Is that such a bad thing?
319
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:28,254
They're a breeding ground for bacteria.
They are germ havens.
320
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,338
[chuckles]
321
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,842
And in the natural world,
ducks eat other duck's duckling babies.
322
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,802
They're not even cute.
They're, like, vicious.
323
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,764
They're the serial killers
of the aquatic world.
324
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:38,848
[splash]
325
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,433
[Tristan] They're not real ducks, Max.
326
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,977
And "duckling babies" is redundant.
327
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,772
[both laugh]
328
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,068
[bartender] Do you want my special mojito?
329
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,570
If it doesn't have
any booze in it, please.
330
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,906
Are we taking a break, dear?
331
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,658
[laughs] Sure, I can.
I have all the right ingredients.
332
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,327
But if you change your mind,
333
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,246
the rum is right next to
that little yellow rubber duck.
334
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,623
God, they're everywhere, aren't they?
335
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,707
It's only a few more days,
336
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,460
then the ship gets back
to her regularly scheduled elegance.
337
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,421
Mister Barkeep, please, sir,
I would like a tequila sunrise.
338
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,383
- You got it.
- Moscow mule on Nurse Avery's tab.
339
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,096
- So we've been thinking.
- About your little Jane Austen plight.
340
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,472
Not knowing who the father is.
341
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,474
I think there's a good way
to talk to the boys about this.
342
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,477
A way that makes it fun and entertaining,
like a game.
343
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,478
It's not a game.
344
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,814
I think the Quackers
would disagree with that. Life's a game.
345
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,525
And a hunt for prizes.
346
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,277
Ladies.
347
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,115
Hear us out.
348
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,742
Okay.
349
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,160
♪ I love the East ♪
350
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,079
♪ I love the West ♪
351
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,624
♪ And North and South
They're both the best ♪
352
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:50,086
♪ But I only wanna go there as a guest ♪
353
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,673
♪ 'Cause I love being here with you ♪
354
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,133
♪ I love the sea ♪
355
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,759
♪ I love the shore ♪
356
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,972
♪ I love the rocks and what's more... ♪
357
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,268
Jerry, be sure and get
the plum sauce for it.
358
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,602
And could we share your plate?
359
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,897
I'll get the duck egg rolls
if you get the Peking.
360
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,358
You got it, dearest duckling of my life.
361
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,360
[both chuckling]
362
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,445
[sighs]
363
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,702
Jerry.
364
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,038
- What was that?
- What was what?
365
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,958
I saw what you just did.
366
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,211
I put an extra plum sauce packet
in my pocket so we'd have more for later.
367
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:35,631
"Extra plum sauce packet in my pocket.
Extra plum sauce packet in my pocket."
368
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,925
- You try saying that three times fast.
- [Jill laughs]
369
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,386
[both laugh]
370
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,221
Oh, wow.
371
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,640
This really is the best
Quackers cruise yet, you know?
372
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,225
Yes, it really is.
373
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,519
It's the way it always should be.
374
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,771
[Jerry] You got that right.
375
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,150
[guest] Jill, over here!
376
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,696
♪ And candlelight
I love that scene... ♪
377
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:04,202
♪ I love being here with you ♪
378
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,288
♪ Oh, I love being here with you ♪
379
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,789
- [vocalizes]
- [song ends]
380
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,291
Let's get those sunglasses off.
381
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,710
[sighs]
382
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,129
Really?
383
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,173
Oh, yes. Really.
384
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,928
Mm-hmm.
385
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,763
You too.
386
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,058
[laughing]
387
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,227
Look straight ahead.
388
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,189
Hyperemia of the conjunctiva.
389
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,232
I know.
390
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,901
[sighs] When did this happen?
391
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:38,945
When we got out of the pool.
392
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,238
[Max] Hmm.
393
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,741
Tristan, any other symptoms?
394
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,910
Can we just maybe, you know,
confirm what this is, please?
395
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,870
[Max] Why don't we start with
a differential diagnosis
396
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,664
and confirm what it's not?
397
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,792
Scabies. Mumps.
398
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,378
- It's bacterial conjunctivitis.
- Yes, it is.
399
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:59,465
Which you got from those filthy,
nasty, dirty, grubby ducks in the pool.
400
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,510
And now I'm down a nurse
and down a head chef,
401
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,553
and I want you both
to go back to your cabins
402
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:08,015
and do not touch anyone or anything,
'cause this stuff is crazy contagious.
403
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:10,226
And I'm gonna have to have
the pool ultra-chlorinated,
404
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:13,646
and those filthy little
rubber ducks sterilized.
405
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,107
You're dismissed. Thank you.
406
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,359
I told you those ducks were no good.
407
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,820
[Tristan] You confuse me, Max.
408
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,452
Wanna watch a movie in my cabin with me?
409
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,039
[laughs]
410
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,294
- [groaning]
- [Jill] Jerry, what is it?
411
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,421
Oh, God. Jerry!
412
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:41,174
- Okay. Baby? [screams]
- [Max] Mr. Manafort?
413
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,886
- [Max] Mr. Manafort?
- [breathes sharply, groans]
414
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,639
Pulse is tachy.
We need a gurney right now.
415
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,891
[Jerry breathes sharply]
416
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,395
- [Jerry groaning]
- [Avery] Temperature is elevated, 102.4.
417
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,732
Jerry.
418
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,650
Does it hurt when I do this?
419
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,152
Ow! [groans]
420
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,237
Sir, what did you eat today?
421
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:06,490
Ju-Just the buffet.
It was... [stammers] ...Mu Shu pork.
422
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,576
[rhythmic beeping]
423
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,289
[Max] We got high-pitched bowel sounds.
424
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,584
Suspected possible obstruction,
maybe volvulus.
425
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,919
Let's get him prepped for a CT scan.
426
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,095
[monitor beeping]
427
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,305
[Avery] Oh, no.
428
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,058
What is going on? Is everything okay?
429
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,727
Mrs. Manafort, your husband needs
an emergency endoscopy.
430
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,978
We're prepping him for it now.
431
00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:38,314
He appears to have ingested
several objects.
432
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:39,940
- Objects?
- Yes.
433
00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:41,734
Thankfully, nothing has passed
beyond the stomach,
434
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,153
but it is blocking the valve
to his intestines, causing intense pain.
435
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,905
- [Jill gasps]
- Are you familiar with pica?
436
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,323
It's a psychological disorder.
437
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:50,326
A person has the uncontrollable urge
to chew on, or even swallow,
438
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,786
items that have no nutritional value.
439
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:54,330
Right. But, uh, people have
all kinds of quirks.
440
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,957
I mean, I ate a crayon when I was a kid,
441
00:22:56,958 --> 00:23:00,211
and it popped right out
just a few days later.
442
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,671
- Ma'am, this quirk can be deadly.
- Deadly?
443
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,423
- We gotta get these objects out of him.
- Jerry!
444
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,133
Can't I go in with him?
445
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,885
I-I need to hold his hand.
446
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,429
I'm sorry, Mrs. Manafort,
I can't have you in here.
447
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,972
[breathes shakily] I love you.
448
00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:13,266
[breathing shakily]
449
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:22,651
[rhythmic beeping]
450
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,327
[beeping continues]
451
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,211
- Mrs. Manafort?
- [gasps]
452
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,214
Is he okay?
453
00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:28,383
He did great.
454
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,050
We're all done.
455
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:33,346
[sighing, chuckles]
456
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,056
{\an8}[Max] It looks like we got it all.
457
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,391
{\an8}Eighteen objects in total.
458
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:39,768
[Avery] Several of the objects
were very sharp.
459
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:43,689
Nails, staples. Any one of them
could have perforated Jerry's bowel.
460
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,609
- He's lucky to be alive.
- Oh.
461
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:49,945
Well, good. Good.
462
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:51,780
Now we can move on then?
463
00:24:51,781 --> 00:24:55,117
Uh, put this whole silly thing behind us.
464
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:56,994
[chuckles] Yes?
465
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,162
No.
466
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,788
Pica is a serious condition.
467
00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,166
Getting the objects out of Jerry's body,
that was the easy part.
468
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,212
Now we have to help Jerry learn not to put
objects in his body in the first place.
469
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:09,173
Jill, has Jerry ever displayed
these symptoms before?
470
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,717
Of course not.
471
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:15,137
He's not... What?
Some sort of lunatic? [chuckles] No.
472
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,474
This is his idea of a joke.
473
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,183
He think he's being funny.
474
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:22,645
He has always gone too far
with the frat jokes. [chuckles]
475
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,355
You know, the-- the--
476
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,690
The swallowing the goldfish?
477
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:29,778
But trust me, I know how to handle him.
478
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:35,157
You know, in situations like this,
it's important not to judge the behavior
479
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:36,826
but to try to understand it.
480
00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:39,829
How am I supposed to understand...
481
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:46,710
perfectly sane, perfectly perfect Jerry
swallowing scrap metal like a goat?
482
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:53,008
Well, you'll probably want
to find a psychologist,
483
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:56,178
or a psychiatrist,
to get to the underlying issues,
484
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:58,347
but pica can be a reaction to many things.
485
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:02,101
Loss of autonomy, exacerbated by stress...
486
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:05,938
We are on a never-ending vacation.
487
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:08,149
What could be less stressful than that?
488
00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:11,695
You may want to reevaluate your lifestyle.
489
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,991
Quackers is not a lifestyle.
490
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,910
It's who we are.
491
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,246
These people are my family.
492
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:25,332
How soon wi-will he be out?
493
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,710
We're gonna keep him overnight
for observation.
494
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,796
Good. That's a new day.
495
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:33,841
We have the bird watchers' breakfast.
496
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:36,927
We have the duck walk contest.
497
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:39,931
I will swing by
and fetch him in the morning.
498
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:44,352
Thank you both.
499
00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:51,651
[door opens]
500
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:53,986
Why don't you get some rest?
501
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,405
I'll take the first shift.
502
00:26:58,199 --> 00:26:59,200
[exhales sharply]
503
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:05,956
[rhythmic beeping]
504
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,041
- Hey.
- [Avery] Hi.
505
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,251
Something's off.
His fever's spiked to 103.5.
506
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,419
I gave him some more Tylenol,
507
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,755
hung another bag of antibiotics,
but something doesn't feel right.
508
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,299
You think perforation? Sepsis?
509
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,345
Dexmedetomidine can't linger in the body
beyond the infusion period.
510
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:22,806
Patients can experience a transient fever
as the anesthetic wears off.
511
00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:24,351
Damn. [chuckles]
512
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:26,978
I should have thought of that.
513
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,063
The meds are doing their work.
514
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,773
- Really sorry for getting you out of bed.
- No...
515
00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,566
I-I'll continue to monitor.
You go back to sleep.
516
00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:35,862
No, it's fine. I was, uh...
I couldn't sleep anyway.
517
00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:40,115
[groans] Craft-induced anxiety dreams?
518
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:42,869
[chuckles] Yeah. Something like that.
519
00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:46,289
[chuckles]
520
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,125
Is this enough?
521
00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:51,293
For you?
522
00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:53,629
All of this. What we do.
523
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:58,051
Oh, boy. You've having a full-blown
rubber ducky-induced existential spiral.
524
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,053
I mean, it should be, right?
525
00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:01,888
Helping people.
526
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:04,015
Saving lives.
527
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,644
I always knew that this was my path.
528
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:13,191
But what if there's other paths?
529
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:15,151
Like...
530
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:19,697
I always thought if I became a doctor,
things would start to make sense,
531
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,575
and now I'm working towards that,
and I want that, but...
532
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:24,786
[sighs]
533
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,957
Now I'm not making sense. [sucks teeth]
534
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,793
Never mind. It is very late.
535
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,920
[chuckles] When I was in med school,
536
00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:37,340
one of my profs used to love
to tell us this quote:
537
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:41,428
"If you can laugh at it,
you can deal with it."
538
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,638
Well, love 'em or hate 'em,
539
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,766
I think the Quackers seem to get that.
540
00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:49,602
Did you love medical school?
541
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:51,771
Did I love it?
542
00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:54,440
I don't know, that's tricky,
543
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:58,819
because med school is the greatest,
544
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,906
longest, hardest thing
that you are ever gonna do.
545
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,660
But, Avery, you are gonna kill it.
546
00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:09,371
[loud beeping]
547
00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:11,165
BP's crashing, he's in v-tach.
What's going on?
548
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,709
Give me two lines, wide open.
I'll secure his airway.
549
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,294
- Perforation?
- Gotta get him prepped.
550
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:18,046
Before he goes into septic shock.
Let's get him ready for ex-lap.
551
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:19,757
- Should we get Tristan?
- Tristan is still contagious.
552
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,009
It's gonna have to be just us.
553
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:23,761
- [loud beeping stops]
- [rhythmic beeping]
554
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,139
[Max] Two procedures back-to-back
puts him at high risk.
555
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,390
Checking all four quadrants.
556
00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:29,476
Nothing here.
557
00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:31,019
Suction.
558
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,232
I'm seeing signs of perforation.
559
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:40,445
Fecal contamination.
Pooling blood. [groans] Suction.
560
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:42,739
Irrigate.
561
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:46,743
I know this isn't standard boat med,
but we're gonna run the bowel manually.
562
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,418
- [Avery] Looks like acute inflammation.
- [Max] Mm-hmm.
563
00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,713
[Avery] Oh, my God.
564
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:00,672
Necrotic bowel.
565
00:30:00,673 --> 00:30:02,800
[Max] This has been going on
a lot longer than we thought.
566
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,219
[Avery] It's a wonder he's not dead.
567
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,768
[Max] Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
568
00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:13,978
I've got an obstruction here.
569
00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:16,481
Clamp.
570
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:26,324
Scalpel.
571
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:36,167
Forceps.
572
00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,301
There. I got it.
573
00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:53,934
[Avery] How did this not show up
on the imaging?
574
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:56,854
[Max] Uh, plastic.
575
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,189
CT only picks up dense objects.
576
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,025
It's hollow? I-I have no idea.
577
00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:03,527
[Avery] It must've appeared
as another fold in the--
578
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:07,072
A-And we did take, what,
almost 20 foreign objects out of there?
579
00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:08,408
[Max] Suture.
580
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:14,580
I'm gonna throw a couple
sutures in the perforation.
581
00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:17,165
And hopefully we can salvage
as much of this bowel as possible.
582
00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:20,961
Max, this level of necrosis,
what can we even do?
583
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,714
Just put one foot in front of the other.
584
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,091
[loud beeping]
585
00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:28,428
- [Avery] Blood pressure's dropping.
- [Max] Clamp below this.
586
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,433
[Avery] Blood pressure
is still dropping. 89/51.
587
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:37,060
[Max] Push one of epi,
hang five units of O neg.
588
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,229
Oh, my God.
589
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:43,275
There's a bleeder in here. I can't see it.
590
00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:44,485
[Avery] Pushing one of epi.
591
00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:49,031
- [loud beeping stops]
- [rhythmic beeping resumes]
592
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,325
[Avery] BP is rising.
593
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:52,702
He's stable.
594
00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:54,787
For now.
595
00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:30,531
[Corey] Hey, Doc.
596
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,867
So that was a blast, wasn't it?
597
00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:35,328
[sighs] Was it?
598
00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,331
What happens with all
the rubber ducks now?
599
00:32:38,831 --> 00:32:40,457
Pack 'em up, send them to the landfill?
600
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,709
Maybe we should just chuck 'em overboard,
save 'em the trip?
601
00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:45,380
Actually, they're, uh,
going to the children's hospital.
602
00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:47,923
We found a program.
So we're sending boxes.
603
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:49,508
- And then the rest, well...
- Yeah.
604
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:52,220
We organized it. They're going on
another Quackers cruise.
605
00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,472
We heard about
your heroic save last night.
606
00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:58,643
[sighs] Yeah,
EMS is meeting us at the port.
607
00:32:59,268 --> 00:33:00,811
He's stable now. He's gonna make it.
608
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,939
[Rosie] Still, a brush with death,
it rattles you.
609
00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:05,233
You hanging in, Maximus?
610
00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,570
You know, I'm not unfamiliar
with brushes with death.
611
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:14,659
And I don't know why, but I just thought
that this job was gonna be more...
612
00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:19,246
[chuckles] I almost said "smooth sailing."
613
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:20,539
[all chuckle]
614
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:23,209
Yeah, it shocks you when real life
catches up to you on The Odyssey.
615
00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,670
A cruise is supposed to be a way
to step away from real life,
616
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:29,798
but some passengers,
they get hooked, cruise after cruise.
617
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,717
That's not stepping away,
that's running away.
618
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:32,802
[chuckles]
619
00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:36,304
So what do you think that says about us?
620
00:33:36,305 --> 00:33:37,849
Okay, what? No.
621
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,019
It's decided, enough gazing
into the void for one day.
622
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:47,774
You are coming with us
to the best fish taco spot, up the coast.
623
00:33:47,775 --> 00:33:52,154
We got beers, we got limes,
we got a jukebox with Willie Nelson.
624
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,157
Am I in the mood?
625
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:55,825
Half an hour.
626
00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:57,660
Meet you at the terminal?
627
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,413
- [Rosie] Good man!
- [Corey] That's a good man.
628
00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:02,498
[Max and Corey chuckle]
629
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:06,334
[Max] She's just sitting there?
630
00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:07,879
Purser couldn't get her to leave.
631
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:10,922
Hmm. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
632
00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:12,674
I need to see those eyes, Mrs. Doubtfire.
633
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:13,760
I'm all better.
634
00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:16,595
Promise.
635
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,139
I heard about Mrs. Manafort.
I thought a nice cup of tea would help.
636
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,475
- Get her moving.
- [chuckles]
637
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:23,978
[breathes sharply]
638
00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,439
Mrs. Manafort, it's Dr. Bankman.
639
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,108
I have Tristan and Avery here with me.
Can we come in?
640
00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:31,569
[Tristan] We have tea.
641
00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:36,865
Mrs. Manafort, Jerry's ashore now.
642
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,284
And he needs you there with him.
643
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,704
Is there someone you can call
to go with you to the hospital?
644
00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:45,416
Uh, no. [chuckles] Not really.
645
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,252
It's a nice community, the duck people,
646
00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:52,255
but it is transient.
647
00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:55,176
I wish I could just
remain onboard. [chuckles]
648
00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:59,263
Go around... [sobs] ...one more time.
649
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:01,933
I understand that, but...
650
00:35:02,975 --> 00:35:05,353
The fact is, you can't stay
on The Odyssey.
651
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:07,896
Jerry is gonna wake up,
652
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:11,109
and when he does, he's gonna
want you there to hold his hand.
653
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:20,076
We have been taking these trips
for the last few years, organizing them.
654
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,204
You make it your whole life. [chuckles]
655
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:25,790
Before you know it... [sobs]
656
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:32,839
...your world consists
of all these little duck things.
657
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,466
I mean, how?
658
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:39,427
How can that even happen? [chuckles]
659
00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:45,893
Well, pica is a complex condition. It...
It'll take some time to fully understand.
660
00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:50,815
[inhales sharply] It started
with him chewing paper. [chuckles]
661
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:56,154
I thought it was just
a harmless eccentricity. Mmm.
662
00:35:56,863 --> 00:36:00,783
But deep down
I knew something was going on.
663
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:03,703
[sighs]
664
00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:10,667
Why is it that you can
go on a grand adventure
665
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:14,380
but can't ask a simple question like,
666
00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:17,633
"Is everything okay?"
667
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:20,844
You know, I found
that asking the simple questions
668
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,847
is one of the hardest things
to do in life.
669
00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:27,350
But it is also its own kind of adventure.
670
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:31,021
And in this case, luck is on your side.
671
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:34,692
'Cause you still have the time
to change the things that need changing.
672
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:37,903
Go to him.
673
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:39,446
Be with him.
674
00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:40,698
He needs you.
675
00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:46,621
You have all been very kind to me.
676
00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:51,500
[Jill exhales sharply]
677
00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:53,501
Let me help you pack.
678
00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,670
Best of luck to you both, Mrs. Manafort.
679
00:36:55,671 --> 00:36:56,839
Thank you.
680
00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:02,719
I need to talk to both of you
in the infirmary.
681
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,222
- Ten minutes?
- Yeah.
682
00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:17,360
[Max chuckles]
683
00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:20,988
These are...
684
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,281
Uh, ducks.
685
00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:24,367
[chuckles]
686
00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:27,869
Yeah, they're stupid.
687
00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:31,374
Stupid little baby... baby ducks.
688
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:37,255
I was, um, crafting, uh, painting,
and, um... [exhales sharply]
689
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,423
...I wasn't actually
going to give them to you,
690
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:44,052
but I thought, that's the whole point
of this duck thing, right?
691
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,137
It's to...
692
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,348
say something.
693
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:49,392
Something true.
694
00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,646
About yourself.
695
00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:03,906
You're pregnant.
696
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:06,534
Mm-hmm.
697
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:10,537
And you think it happened
when the three of us...
698
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,873
Unless it was an immaculate conception.
699
00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:18,170
That was the only time
during my cycle that I...
700
00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:23,550
- So obviously there was some sort of...
- Uh, condom malfunction. Right.
701
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,093
'Cause we were both
wearing protection, so--
702
00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:28,763
[Avery] Which apparently can break.
And during the heat of the moment...
703
00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:30,224
mo-mo-moments.
704
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:37,023
- Uh...
- So you don't know which one of us...
705
00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,026
[Max sighs]
706
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:42,111
Okay. [chuckles]
707
00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:45,947
Okay, well, um, congratulations.
708
00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:48,742
Oh. Oh, no. [chuckles]
No, no, no, don't do that.
709
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:49,869
Or-Or...
710
00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:53,581
But not condolences either, right?
711
00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:57,918
- [sighs]
- Right. Well, look, um...
712
00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:01,629
- If you were my patient-- I just--
- No. No Dr. Max either.
713
00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:04,424
I would tell you that, so far as
medical school, you're gonna be fine.
714
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,009
The first couple of years,
the preclinical years,
715
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,469
they're basically just studying,
716
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:10,263
and with your experience, it's gonna feel
like a refresher course, honestly.
717
00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:12,015
I had friends who did it
with four-year-old twins.
718
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,475
You're not doing this right.
719
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,310
There are summer programs,
part-time programs.
720
00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,897
- We can take a paternity test at eight--
- Max.
721
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:20,190
- Have you thought about--
- Of course I thought about it!
722
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,650
That's all I've been doing since
the two lines turned up on the stick
723
00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:24,945
and the blood test confirmed it.
724
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:28,616
[sighs]
725
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,371
[sighs]
726
00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:36,707
And?
727
00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:43,422
So far, thinking about it
is as far as I've gotten.
728
00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:46,884
[groans]
729
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,391
How about you? Thoughts? [sighs] Feelings?
730
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,559
We're kinda having
an important conversation here.
731
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,645
Are you?
732
00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:00,272
Having a conversation?
733
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:06,070
Or are you just dribbling
your feelings all over Avery,
734
00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:11,117
who called us here,
when she didn't have to,
735
00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:13,702
to talk about what happens next.
736
00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:16,163
Right?
737
00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:18,874
Right.
738
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:26,881
You've been through this before.
739
00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:28,092
Twice.
740
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,302
Different ship, before this.
741
00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:35,474
The thing is, Max, you and me,
we can weigh in on this, but...
742
00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:38,644
it's not our body.
743
00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:41,897
And so it's not our decision.
744
00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:44,692
But that doesn't mean she has to be alone.
745
00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:48,195
Aves...
746
00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:50,865
what ever you need,
747
00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:54,451
whatever you want, however you want it,
748
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:59,247
I can listen,
or-or we can answer questions.
749
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,916
You know? Or I can just...
750
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:06,213
be here till you figure it out.
751
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,759
Yeah, I learned the hard way
that that's all we can do.
752
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:15,931
And until Avery gives us the green light,
what we have to do, Max, is wait.
753
00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:21,270
Hey.
754
00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:25,149
It's all gonna be brilliant.
755
00:41:28,068 --> 00:41:29,653
There's no wrong move.
756
00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:38,745
Thank you for this.
757
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:40,039
[both chuckle]
758
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,335
Yeah.