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[♪ upbeat spooky music playing]

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[♪ music fades]

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♪ Deck the halls
with orange and black ♪

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[vocalizes off-key]

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♪ Halloween is finally back ♪

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[vocalizes off-key]

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Billie, it's five o'clock
in the morning.

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Correction, it's five o'clock
on Halloween morning.

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My favorite day of the year.
Here, open your presents.

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Halloween presents?
That's not a thing.

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It is now, Roman, get on board.

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[box shrieks]

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It's a shriek-in-a-box.

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Well, that's a new thing to be scared of.

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Come on, Roman, open yours.

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I don't want to.

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But you have to.
It's your Halloween gift.

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Open it before the spiders hatch.

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You gave me a box full of spiders?

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No, I gave you a box full of spider eggs.

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If you don't eat 'em quick,
you're gonna have to raise 'em.

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Why is this happening?

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'Cause I'm giving you mortals
the best Wizard Halloween ever.

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We're gonna go build gingerbread coffins,
bob for eels, decorate for Pumpkin Belly.

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- We're gonna...
- Oh, I get it.

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Wizard Halloween is like Mortal Christmas.

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No, Mortal Christmas
is like Wizard Halloween.

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You guys even ripped off
all of our best carols.

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♪ Up through the floorboard
Creep, creep, creep ♪

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[in deep voice] ♪ A beast made
of nightmares to watch you sleep ♪

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That is horrifying.

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That's just the radio version.

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Come on, let's go.

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No, I'm going back to sleep.

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[Billie] No, you're not!

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- [screams]
- Is that her head?

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Why are you screaming?

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I'm the one who just
rolled over Milo's socks.

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Now, get up, the last one downstairs
is a rotting corpse.

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[screams]

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[♪ theme song playing]

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♪ Everything
is not what it seems ♪

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♪ When you can have
what you want ♪

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♪ By the simplest of means ♪

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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

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♪ Yes, please ♪

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- ♪ What it seems ♪
- [♪ Theme song concludes]

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I still can't believe we have
to go to school on Halloween.

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Back home,
it's a national holiday.

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If you're so into Halloween,

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why aren't you wearing
a costume?

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I am. This is the scariest thing
I could think of. Boring mortal.

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- Is that my sweater?
- Yep.

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Milo, are you gonna be able
to sit down in this thing?

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Nope. I also can't pee.

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So, please pick me up
from school right on time.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
ladies and gentlemen,

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introducing Acting Principal Russo.
But before I rock,

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I gotta roll.

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Dad, where's your costume?

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You always dress up
for Halloween.

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Well, costumes are fine
for the Vice Principal, son,

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but since Principal Finley
is out of town,

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I'm top dog.
And Acting Principal Russo

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has to keep it professional.
Look, I even tied a double Windsor.

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Oh, nicely done.
[gasps] Oh.

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Okay, so I clipped
a double Windsor.

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Dad, can you help me
put my bike in the garage?

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I don't want it to get messed up
when the house gets egged.

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Why would the house get egged?

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The principal's house
always gets egged on Halloween.

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And since you're
the acting principal...

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Oh, my.
How did I not think of this?

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What was that about?

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I'm a sandwich.
What do I know about women?

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All right, come on, come on,
you guys, let's get to school.

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I get to park
in the principal's spot today.

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That's right, no more parking
at the bank

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across the street for me,
so... Very exciting.

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Yeah, let's get a move on.

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I finished my juice ten minutes ago,
so clock is ticking.

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Hey, Roman, check it out.

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I brought a Halloween decoration

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to hang up at school.
It's a gristle-toe.

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Is that meat on a string?

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No, it's a gristle-toe.

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If you get caught underneath it,
you have to curse.

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You've never heard of cursing
under the gristle-toe?

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I've heard of
"kissing under the mistletoe."

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Ugh, you mortals are gross.

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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[♪ music fades]

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You know, I thought going
to school on Halloween

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would be the worst. And it was.

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I know! Nobody got my costume.

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Obviously, I'm a unicorn
hall monitor.

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"Hey, no galloping
in the halls!"

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- Oh, I see it.
- Thank you.

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Personally, I thought school
had just the right amount

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of Halloween spirit.

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The streamers were a nice touch,

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and the librarians
handed out candy.

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Mentoids aren't candy,
they're mints.

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[scoffs] That's not
what my dentist says.

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Roman, we do not speak
of dentists on Halloween.

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That is candy's most sacred day.

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Well, hey, Halloween's not over.

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What would you be doing

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if you were
in the wizard world right now?

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Well, I would be decorating
for Pumpkin Belly,

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but I can't.
Giada already did it.

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Uh...

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Decorating for Pumpkin Belly?

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You've never heard
of Pumpkin Belly?

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Pumpkin Belly,
you know, Pumpkin Belly!

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Okay, look, you can say it
ten more times,

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I still won't know
what you're talking about.

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He's a giant evil monster who stalks
the streets on Halloween night,

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eating junk food and children.

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I've never eaten children,
but if I have junk food after seven,

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I'll burp out my retainer.

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That's Pumpkin Belly.

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He visits every young wizard's house
on Halloween,

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and if your decorations
aren't scary enough,

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he eats you.

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And do you want him to come?

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No, you decorate
to keep him away.

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Some people start in July
just to be safe.

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Uh, yeah, okay, I'm sorry
to disappoint you,

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but Pumpkin Belly's
not a thing here.

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We can't have a wizard Halloween

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if nobody believes
in Pumpkin Belly.

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Wh... Well, I believe in him.

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I believe so hard

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that I'm actually
gonna go home right now

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and put up some decorations

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to make sure that Pumpkin Belly
doesn't come.

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I mean, could you imagine
if that happened?

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That would be a real wizard Halloween
for you, am I right?

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If Pumpkin Belly came?

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So we gotta make sure
that doesn't happen.

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See ya.

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[door closes]

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All right, so what if we don't
have Pumpkin Belly in the mortal world?

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We can still have a fun Halloween.

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We can watch an age-appropriate movie

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and pig out on raisins
and seaweed squares.

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How does that sound?

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Like I'm hanging out with your dad.

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Yeah, he is fun, isn't he?

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[megaphone moos]

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[siren blaring]

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What was that?

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It sounded like a cow got arrested.

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I'm testing my security gear
for the pranksters tonight.

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Now go upstairs and change.

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Camouflage is encouraged,
but not required.

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Love, are you really that worried
about us getting pranked?

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No, I'm not worried.

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I bought a laser scope
for a water cannon 'cause I'm chill.

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Sweetheart, I... I'm just
the acting principal, okay?

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I'm not the actual principal.

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It'll be like every other Halloween.

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I'm gonna bake my famous pumpkin bread.

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Milo will go trick-or-treating.

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You'll steal all
of his peanut butter cups.

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I'll steal them back.

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We do this dance every year.

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Justin, trust me. These kids are ruthless.

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They know how to walk without sound.

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They know how to disappear
into the shadows.

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They know how to fit
three cartons of eggs in a backpack

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by cushioning them with a dish towel.

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That was an oddly specific example.

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Yeah, well, you're not
on Waverly Place anymore, Russo, okay?

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This is Staten Island.
We sell eggs in bulk out here.

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You heard your mother, Milo.
Move your buns!

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Been dying to say that all day.

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[♪ up-tempo rock music playing]

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[♪ music fades]

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Billie, are you all right?

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You've barely touched your raisins.

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You want 'em?

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Usually only allow myself one box a day,
but it is Halloween.

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Oh, Roman, what would your dentist say?

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[doorbell rings]

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And it may be October 31st,
but it is not Halloween.

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Oh, sweet, a wizard.

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Here's some dumb mortal candy.
Don't get too excited, though.

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None of it screams when you bite into it.

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Uh-oh. Roman, you gotta see this.

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Someone jacked all of our decorations.

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Now there's nothing protecting us
from Pumpkin Belly.

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Are we still talking about this?
Pumpkin Belly isn't real.

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Pretty sure you thought wizards
weren't real until about a week ago, so...

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Oh, well, if Pumpkin Belly moves in
and starts hogging all the hot water,

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I'll start believing in him too.

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You won't be laughing
when he shows up and eats you.

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I gotta fix this.

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All right, decoratus terrifyus.

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This is so dumb.

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Your big bad Halloween monster
is gonna be scared off

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by a plastic scarecrow?

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- [yells]
- [screams]

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No, no, that'll work.
That'll definitely work.

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[dogs howling distantly]

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Oh, no. Those are nightmare hounds.

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The first sign of Pumpkin Belly.

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What signs?

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There are four signs
that Pumpkin Belly is coming.

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First, you hear the nightmare hounds.

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Then you smell roasting pumpkin.

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Then comes the scream of a banshee.

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And finally, three knocks at your door
tells you Pumpkin Belly is nigh.

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Nigh?

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It means "near."

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Yes, I know what it means.

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It's just a really weird thing to say.

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- [distant howling continues]
- We're too late.

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The decorations won't
keep him away. Nigh is now.

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- Stop trying to make nigh a thing.
- Not nigh, Roman!

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[♪ spooky music playing]

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These locks will never stop Pumpkin Belly.
He'll just kick the door down.

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I thought he knocks three times.

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Yeah, to let you know he's about
to kick the door down.

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Okay, we could move the sofa
in front of it.

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Oh, what am I talking about?
I don't believe in Pumpkin Belly.

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What's that smell?

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It's roasting pumpkin.
That's the second sign.

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Okay, if that was the second sign,

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which I'm not saying it was,

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and I believed
that Pumpkin Belly was real,

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which I'm not saying I do,

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what would we do to protect ourselves?

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I don't know. I've never been
dumb enough to not decorate.

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Okay...

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It says here, Pumpkin Belly
only ends his rampage

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when his stomach churns

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from eating too many children and sweets.

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Hm, can his stomach churn
from eating only sweets?

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Because that would be my preference.

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That's it. We just have
to stuff him so full of candy

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that he gets barfy and goes home.

247
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:13,255
But we can't get too close to him.

248
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,216
My dad has a T-shirt launcher
in the attic.

249
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,301
Maybe we can shoot
some candy out of that.

250
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,638
You guys have a machine
that launches T-shirts,

251
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,224
but I still have to wiggle
the toilet handle to make it flush?

252
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,398
Okay, we are ready for pranksters.

253
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,484
Cameras are set up,
perimeter is secured,

254
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,444
and the front walk is coated
in cooking oil.

255
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,738
Is that what happened to all the oil?

256
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,907
If my pumpkin bread sticks
to the pan, it's on you.

257
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:43,953
Uh, Giada, honey, you sure
you're not going overboard here?

258
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,663
[scoffs] What makes you say that?

259
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,209
Is that our T-shirt launcher?

260
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,503
Yeah, but I turned it
into my net launcher.

261
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,755
Giada, we can't trap kids.

262
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,639
I'm not trapping them,
it's catch and release.

263
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,761
That's the perimeter alarm.
We're under attack!

264
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,806
I told you, Dad,
the principal always gets egged.

265
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,182
Do you realize what this means?

266
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,986
You finally get to use
your pressure washer?

267
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,896
Yes. But also, the students,
they don't just see me

268
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,150
as their acting principal,
they see me as their actual principal.

269
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,193
[in accent] Principal Russo.

270
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,080
[in regular voice]
I like the sound of that.

271
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,031
What happened, Mom?
Did you get 'em?

272
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,367
Yeah, bagged him like a king salmon.

273
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,179
Then I realized it was just
the Deever twins looking for their cat,

274
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,873
and they were not pleased.
I gotta go reload.

275
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,332
Stay frosty.

276
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,023
Did you find the T-shirt launcher?

277
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,216
Nope. Can you just conjure a weapon?

278
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,886
If you were your dad, will you teach me
how to conjure a weapon?

279
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,053
I'll keep looking.

280
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,347
[distant scream]

281
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,433
Scream of a banshee,
that's the third sign.

282
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:50,436
Wait, wait, w... what was that?
Is Pumpkin Belly nigh?

283
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:54,565
Billie? Billie? Is he nigh?

284
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,445
Stay away from the doors,
I just heard the scream of a banshee.

285
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,906
Actually, you heard the scream
of a man who burnt his hand

286
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,115
on a pumpkin bread pan.

287
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:04,909
Did you hear that?

288
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,912
I think there's a six-year-old girl
caught in one of my booby traps.

289
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,372
That was me...

290
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,292
burning my hand trying to get
my pumpkin bread out of the pan,

291
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,656
'cause someone used
all the cooking oil on the front walk.

292
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:19,298
Okay, it was a good plan
and I stand by it.

293
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:23,177
Wait, so that was the pumpkin smell?

294
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,911
I thought Pumpkin Belly was coming.

295
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,430
Pumpkin Belly?

296
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,992
Oh, come on, you don't still
believe in that stuff, do you?

297
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,059
Who's Pumpkin Belly?

298
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,561
He's just some Wizard legend,
like a Halloween...

299
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,498
It's not a legend,
I heard the nightmare hounds.

300
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,940
Oh, wait, you mean these hounds?

301
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,361
[barking and howling from megaphone]

302
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:45,032
So, the scream, the pumpkin, the hounds,
none of those signs were real?

303
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,285
No. No, there is nothing to worry about.

304
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,097
Except for the amount of candy
that Milo's had.

305
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,481
Kid hasn't blinked in three hours.

306
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,671
I should probably go check on him.

307
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,131
I don't want him to get stuck like that.

308
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,678
You okay, sweetie?

309
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,097
Yeah. It's just weird.

310
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,307
I should be relieved
that Pumpkin Belly isn't coming,

311
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,060
but I don't know. Kind of bummed.

312
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:17,731
It's not weird. I mean,
you're living here now.

313
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,483
A lot of things are different.

314
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,111
Probably felt nice
to have something from home.

315
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,363
Even if it was a monster.

316
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,117
I guess I just didn't realize
how homesick I was.

317
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,036
Hey.

318
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,122
This is a big transition.

319
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,833
But I promise we're gonna do
everything we can

320
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,251
to make it feel like home.

321
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:38,878
Thanks, Giada.

322
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,254
Of course.

323
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,173
Although I don't think
we're ever gonna match

324
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,384
a wizard Halloween. You guys go hard.

325
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,804
You have no idea.

326
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,519
Okay, I found a catcher's mask
and a nine iron.

327
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,604
I'm thinking we run like
a little offense-defense.

328
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,482
You swing for his knees,
and I will wear the mask and hide.

329
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,320
- It doesn't matter.
- What?

330
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,113
No, no... What about the signs?

331
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,489
They weren't signs.

332
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:11,035
Turns out Pumpkin Belly isn't real,
no matter how much I wanted him to be.

333
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,411
What, so...?

334
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,496
That's it? It's just all over?

335
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,808
Guess I'm just gonna have
a boring old mortal Halloween

336
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,334
like a boring old mortal.

337
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,714
Hey, we could jump out
and scare these trick-or-treaters.

338
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,317
If they're young enough, they might cry.

339
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,621
Would that make you feel better?

340
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,386
You know, Roman? It really would.

341
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,683
- Boo!
- Boo!

342
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:38,354
- [growling]
- [♪ Suspenseful music plays]

343
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,315
[♪ music concludes]

344
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,109
[♪ spooky music playing]

345
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,945
[Roman and Billie scream]

346
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,159
Are you okay?

347
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:55,496
No! Maybe. Well,
we just got eaten by a monster,

348
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,914
so I'm gonna go with no!

349
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,459
Pumpkin Belly is real! I knew it!

350
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,794
How great is this?

351
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,047
Not! Not at all!
Please get us out of here!

352
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,508
Okay, I got this. Stand back.

353
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,723
Well, that was my idea.
What do you got?

354
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,582
Wait, wh... what is... what is that?

355
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,771
Is there a monster in the monster?

356
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,606
How should I know? I just got here too!

357
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,233
[♪ tense music playing]

358
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,070
[♪ music fades]

359
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,405
You see anything?

360
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,823
Just the Bianchis,

361
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:33,158
having a Halloween party
that we weren't invited to.

362
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,078
I don't get it.

363
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,789
We always egged
the principal's house on Halloween.

364
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,082
Wait a minute, "we"?

365
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,837
I mean, we, the royal we.

366
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,465
Them, the bad kids.

367
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,884
Giada...

368
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,928
were you the bad kids?

369
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,848
[sighs] Fine.

370
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,101
Yes, when I was
in middle school, I pranked.

371
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,855
I ditched. I broke curfew,
hearts, and every window

372
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:06,191
in the abandoned house on Fifth.
I'm not proud of it, okay?

373
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:07,860
Can I break windows?

374
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:08,986
- No!
- No!

375
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,446
Fine, hearts it is.

376
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,116
Giada, I... I just... I...

377
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,969
I can't believe you'd keep this
a secret from me.

378
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:19,038
[sighs] Really? You want to talk
about keeping secrets?

379
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:21,832
- [chuckles] I do not.
- Yeah.

380
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,251
No. Well, I, uh...

381
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,688
I guess we should pack it up, right?

382
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,963
Looks like no one's coming.

383
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,676
Justin, are you disappointed?

384
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,512
Oh, you know,

385
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,136
yeah, maybe a little bit.
I... I got kind of excited

386
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,351
that the kids were gonna
treat me like their real principal, but...

387
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,937
You know, I guess
they don't respect me like that.

388
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,358
Maybe they're not pranking you
because they like you, Dad.

389
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,527
You're nice. You listen to them.

390
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,280
You play those little drums
over the PA for birthdays.

391
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,783
Everyone does love
the birthday bongos.

392
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,661
You're gonna be
an amazing principal someday.

393
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,246
You think?

394
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,539
I know.

395
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:03,874
[sighs]

396
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,379
They respect me!

397
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,634
That one, that one went in my ear.

398
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,221
That one did. But they respect me!

399
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,931
[chuckles]

400
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:26,230
- It's getting closer!
- Monster!

401
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,564
There's a monster? Where?

402
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,567
- Winter?
- Oh, hey guys.

403
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,695
Pumpkin Belly ate you too?

404
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,365
Yeah, he's a lot faster than I thought.

405
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,408
And I'm a lot slower than I thought.

406
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:41,194
Probably should have planned
that part a little better.

407
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,789
Wait. Wait, what do you mean "planned"?

408
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,791
You brought Pumpkin Belly
here on purpose?

409
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:49,294
Yep. First, I tricked you guys
into thinking I was gonna go home

410
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,379
to decorate my house.

411
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,756
Second, I didn't go home
to decorate my house.

412
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,927
Third, I stole your decorations
so Pumpkin Belly would come.

413
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,595
And finally, I got eaten.

414
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,431
Which, again, was not part of the plan.

415
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,059
Why would you do that?

416
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,520
You just seemed so sad
that you weren't home for Halloween.

417
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,021
I wanted to make you feel better.

418
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,899
So you lured a monster and got eaten

419
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,110
just to make me feel less homesick?

420
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,361
What are friends for?

421
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,488
Definitely not this!

422
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,116
Thanks, Winter.

423
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,994
What, you're thanking her?
We're all gonna die in here!

424
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,328
We're not gonna die.

425
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,290
The book said the only thing
that stops Pumpkin Belly

426
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:29,126
is an upset stomach.
I wish we had some Fizzlers.

427
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,961
We could throw them
into some Diet Dr. Whiz,

428
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,486
and the bubbles will make him puke.

429
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,716
Wait, wait. Fizzlers?
Are those anything like Mentoids?

430
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:39,178
Fizzlers are candy.
Mentoids are mints.

431
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,941
I'm not having this conversation with you.

432
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,432
No, no, no.
When... When you throw Mentoids

433
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,100
into diet soda, it explodes.

434
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,476
This place is full of diet soda.

435
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,229
Trust me, I've been
swimming around in here for an hour.

436
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,481
Let's do this.

437
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,198
Hang on.

438
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,866
[grumbling]

439
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,076
- [belches]
- [all scream]

440
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,413
[screaming]

441
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,957
[all grunt]

442
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,003
- It worked!
- We're alive!

443
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,173
Oh, man, I left my phone
in there. Be right back.

444
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,717
Winter, let it go.

445
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:23,555
We've been eaten by a monster,
barfed up and covered in pumpkin guts?

446
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,807
Man, this is the best Halloween
I've ever had.

447
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,310
I'm just glad it's over.

448
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,149
Hey, the porch is covered in oil.

449
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,569
I will never understand your traditions.

450
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,992
- [phone ringing]
- Found it.

451
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,247
Thanks for coming back with me.

452
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,416
My mom would kill me
if she found out I lost my phone again.

453
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,229
And there's no way I'm telling her
it got eaten by a Halloween monster.

454
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,754
I used that excuse last year.

455
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,007
No problem.
All right, let's get out of here.

456
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,259
I brought the diet soda.

457
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,927
I brought the diet soda.

458
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,845
You were supposed to bring the Mentoids.

459
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,056
You were supposed to bring the Mentoids!

460
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:07,599
Wait, I know what to do.

461
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,851
[Roman screams]

462
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,359
I cannot believe you talked me
into doing this again.

463
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,070
I am such a good friend.

464
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:21,905
That's true.

465
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,284
You're also the only person
we know under 60 who carries Mentoids.

466
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,703
That's also true.

467
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:30,789
Now, hold on.

468
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,125
- [belches]
- [♪ Upbeat music playing]

469
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,210
[♪ music fades]