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好,木歌,傳訊息給艾莉克絲

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艾莉克絲,別擔心,我沒惹麻煩

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事實上,我在妳哥哥家待了12小時

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還沒做壞事被趕出門

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畢竟其中九個小時我都在睡覺

6
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不過沒惹事就是沒惹事

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我很想待在這裡,所以我會乖乖當個客人

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做些好事,融入大家

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我不想要觸霉頭,但是我相信會成功

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話說回來,我觸霉頭課期末考沒過
那部分當我沒說

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傳送

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我瞧瞧,做好事

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什麼是好事?

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我想到了,室內植物

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沒有人會發現室內植物

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我知道了

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太超過了,會害他被警察抓的

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(威佛利街)

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我想太多了,還是簡單一點吧

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給他做頓美味的早餐

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比莉

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你在炒蛋給我吃嗎?

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蛋可不會自己炒自己

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- 謝謝你
- 不客氣

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有顆蛋在我的爐子上自己炒自己

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你想吃的是太陽蛋?

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立刻到密室去

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妳用了魔法

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艾莉克絲帶我過來
不就是為了讓你訓練我控制魔法?

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對,那是在密室
剛剛差點就被吉雅達看到

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我太太是調查記者,她靠問問題為生

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我不想讓她發現我身為魔法師的過去

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所以妳在這裡是魔法師
到了那裡就是凡人,知道嗎?

34
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沒問題,我可以裝作凡人青少女

35
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我要餓死了,滾出我的房間

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我的充電線呢?

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妳真厲害

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{\an8}眼前不見得為真

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{\an8}當你可以簡簡單單就得償所願

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{\an8}小心不要破壞萬物平衡

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{\an8}因為眼前不見得為真

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如果走極端,可能會遇到麻煩

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眼前不見得為真,對,拜託了

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《少年魔法師:後繼者》

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不見得為真

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- 早安,吉雅達
- 比莉,妳睡得好嗎?

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很好,床超舒服,毯子也舒服
一早六點也沒有龍吵人

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龍?

49
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{\an8}她在說笑,那是玩笑話

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{\an8}對,是玩笑

51
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{\an8}我在開玩笑

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{\an8}爸,今天是新漫畫日

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{\an8}麥洛和我原本想拿出存款

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{\an8}結果發現一毛也沒有

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爸,我們突然想到

56
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已經兩個禮拜沒有領零用錢了

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{\an8}是這樣嗎?吉雅達,我問妳

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兒子們上次洗碗是什麼時候的事?

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{\an8}應該是兩個禮拜前吧

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如果我沒記錯的話

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他們也兩個禮拜沒有洗浴室了

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{\an8}浴室兩個禮拜沒洗了?

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{\an8}我在裡面打赤腳耶

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等等

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{\an8}你們因為我們沒做家事而不給零用錢?

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{\an8}對,這就是零用錢的規矩

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{\an8}奶奶看我可愛就給我零用錢,我只是說說

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想要零用錢就乖乖做家事

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好,但是那要花很多時間

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- 我可以幫忙
- 真的嗎?

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對,我都住在這裡了,可以盡一點心力

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{\an8}比莉,妳人真好,你們看,她才來兩天

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{\an8}才兩天就成為我的最愛了

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{\an8}我才是妳的最愛,等等

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好,來做家事吧,我可以幫什麼忙?

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{\an8}我想想,魔法師要怎麼幫忙做家事?

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{\an8}我想到了,妳可以用咒語幫我們做家事

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我以為你不喜歡她使用魔法

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{\an8}麥洛,我們累積了兩個禮拜的家事

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{\an8}如果弗嚕弟可以幫忙整理房間
我很樂意請她召喚

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抱歉,我不能用魔法

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什麼?為什麼?妳的魔杖不見了嗎?

83
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不,魔杖還在

84
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那就拿來用啊,我可不想打掃那間浴室

85
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- 麥洛都瞄不準
- 怎麼說,那是我唯一的缺點

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我說了我不能用魔法

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- 我知道了,她根本不會
- 我會

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昨天妳還在說:「我是強大的魔法師」

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- 我確實是
- 今天妳卻說

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-「我不知道怎麼施咒做家事」
- 我知道

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我只是答應過你爸不用魔法,好嗎?

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我爸?

93
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不是因為他是魔法師,你們別誤會

94
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- 我原本沒這麼想,但現在是了
- 爸爸是魔法師?

95
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- 我們得去問他
- 不可以

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- 我不該告訴你們的
- 爸

97
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以忠誠之心結束低語之頌
以魔法令汝進入慢動作

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- 不...
- 我得想辦法解決這件事

99
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有什麼話快說啊

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我鬧著玩的
我知道你們現在是慢動作,馬上回來

101
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賈斯汀,我在想比莉的事

102
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怎麼了?妳覺得她很乖

103
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自願做家事嗎?
真是個超級好孩子,對不對?

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她在我們家住下來

105
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但我卻對她一無所知

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我去跟她聊聊,問一些細節

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細節?不行,等等

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她正在裡頭做家事,別吵她

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問我吧,搞不好我知道

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好,她是從哪裡來的?

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從魔法...威斯康辛

112
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威斯康辛,好的,那她喜歡什麼?
音樂?體育活動?

113
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體育活動,對

114
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那她最喜歡哪一隊?

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應該是...巫師隊

116
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- 這就怪了
- 是嗎?哪裡怪?

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她來自威斯康辛,我以為她會喜歡公鹿隊

118
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當然會以為這樣,對吧?

119
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我幫不了了

120
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不可能只有籃球而已

121
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我還是去問她吧

122
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當然不只有籃球,吉雅達

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她也喜歡施...拼字遊戲

124
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還有音樂劇《新綠野仙蹤》

125
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她也喜歡魔杖...旺達塞克絲

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對,超喜歡她
體育活動、喜劇、藝術,還有學術

127
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是個很全面、很有趣的人

128
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有回答到妳的問題了嗎?

129
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大概吧

130
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不敢相信我竟然

131
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臨時捏造出整個背景故事

132
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我該去做即興表演嗎?不,這太荒謬了

133
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我應該要教即興表演

134
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我得想辦法讓他們忘記我說的話

135
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這裡有魔法師百科

136
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歡迎來到魔法師百科
無所不知的魔法師百科全書

137
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我需要消除咒語,不是因為我做錯事

138
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但我會刪除搜尋紀錄的

139
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我有消除藥水

140
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- 太好了
- 第一節,歷史

141
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史上已知首次使用消除藥水是在...

142
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沒時間了

143
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- 許多文化中...
- 沒時間了

144
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我有配方

145
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但是妳應該沒時間聽

146
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別鬧了,魔法師百科

147
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好吧

148
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兩份月光,一份龍鱗

149
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還有一撮暗影之霧

150
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現在,輕輕地攪拌...

151
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或這樣也行,我懂什麼呢?

152
00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:11,240
我只是累積了千年的魔法知識而已

153
00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:16,287
現在我只要往他們身上灑
記憶就會消除了

154
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等等,妳要刪除他們的記憶?

155
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這下慘了

156
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嘿,比莉,妳安頓得還好嗎?

157
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我嗎?很好啊,我先走了

158
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等一下

159
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我們應該聊聊巫師的事

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什麼?妳怎麼會知道?

161
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賈斯汀告訴我的

162
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賈斯汀跟妳說了巫師的事?

163
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對,這沒什麼大不了

164
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但我不會到處跟別人說

165
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我絕對不會

166
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畢竟這裡是斯塔田島

167
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所以妳只能選擇尼克或籃網隊

168
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什麼?

169
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籃球隊啊,賈斯汀說妳最愛的是巫師隊

170
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對,巫師隊,籃球好棒棒,再見

171
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「籃球好棒棒」?

172
00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,047
不...

173
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停止緩慢,立刻恢復,請回復全速

174
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不准向我們施咒

175
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還沒說完就被妳施咒了

176
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:22,186
我不敢相信爸爸是魔法師,爸爸

177
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你們不能告訴他我說了這些

178
00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,316
這不是隨便就忘得掉的事

179
00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,570
現在是了,你們馬上就會全部忘光光

180
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妳為什麼要這樣?

181
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- 這是什麼?
- 消除藥水

182
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給我

183
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拜託告訴我妳可以施咒變出新棉褲

184
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沒用啊,我記得爸爸是魔法師

185
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的確有東西被消除了
麥洛,你的上半身不見了

186
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羅曼,你的下半身也不見了

187
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比莉,妳消除的不是我們的記憶
而是我們

188
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我有把自己消除掉嗎?

189
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- 沒有
- 可惡

190
00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,648
這真是惡夢,星期一是拍照日

191
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:11,110
- 我可以恢復一切
- 妳瘋了嗎?這事是妳搞出來的

192
00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:13,695
我得說句話,我要找的是消除藥水

193
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不是消除藥水

194
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,783
我知道我哪裡搞混了

195
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:22,287
- 爸爸是魔法師,他能恢復
- 不行,拜託不要告訴你爸

196
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為什麼?

197
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,708
走吧,麥洛

198
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,251
我不想被趕出去,好嗎?

199
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:28,878
趕出去?

200
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:32,256
我住過的地方都是這樣
做錯事就被趕出去

201
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,507
- 我爸不會這麼做
- 真的嗎?

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如果你收留的孩子抖出你最大的祕密

203
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還讓你兒子半身隱形,你會怎麼做?

204
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,139
如果能讓你好過一點

205
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至少我們還剩一半看得到

206
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,685
拜託不要說出去

207
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,105
我沒有其他地方可以去了,讓我補救吧

208
00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,149
好,但是妳欠我一次

209
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,027
還有妳原本欠我的這雙腿

210
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- 謝謝
- 孩子們

211
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,406
是你媽,快躲起來

212
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,621
吉雅達,這裡沒什麼好看的

213
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:08,209
我是說妳可以看到所有東西都在

214
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謝謝告知

215
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,546
羅曼,看到你爸的話,跟他說我在車庫

216
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,423
還有別忘了洗碗

217
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,008
馬上來,媽媽

218
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:21,554
- 是麥洛嗎?
- 對,妳剛好錯過他

219
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:24,767
他跑上樓去打掃淋浴間了

220
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,644
打掃淋浴間?

221
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,979
比莉,妳真是好榜樣呢

222
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,608
妳最好完全確認後再這麼說,媽媽

223
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,655
我以為這下逃不了了

224
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,241
- 吉雅達?
- 還是有危險

225
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,831
賈斯汀,吉雅達要我們跟你說她在車庫

226
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,249
車庫?

227
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,918
好,我馬上回來
還有麥洛,要我跟你說幾遍?

228
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,255
先想好要拿什麼再開冰箱

229
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,965
我有想好啊,是乳酪條

230
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,801
那是我看得到的上半身要拿的東西

231
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,010
留一點給我

232
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,055
我看得到的上半身等等也要吃

233
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,394
好,該讓你們恢復了

234
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,565
我的魔杖呢?
你剛剛弄翻藥水時還在我的手...

235
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:16,569
- 糟糕,我的魔杖隱形了
- 得趕快找出來

236
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,988
- 找到了
- 我的魔杖嗎?

237
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:23,659
不,是乳酪條,現在只要找到嘴巴就好

238
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:31,292
吉雅達?妳在嗎?

239
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:36,464
哈囉,賈斯汀,請坐

240
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,051
在我們剛剛聊完比莉的事之後

241
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:45,014
我不禁覺得哪裡不對勁

242
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,766
糟糕

243
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,351
好亮

244
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:54,482
所以我想問你幾個細節

245
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,610
細節

246
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,320
讓我搞清楚

247
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:03,948
你說艾莉克絲在遛狗大會上認識比莉

248
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,993
然後收留了她,因為她說

249
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:10,206
「比莉是史上最強大的遛狗師」?

250
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:11,998
我是這樣說的嗎?

251
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,376
如果妳這麼說的話,那一定是

252
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,753
這裡好熱

253
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,671
對,問題是我搜尋過了

254
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,049
威斯康辛從1962年之後

255
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,052
就沒辦過遛狗大會

256
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,430
妳確定嗎?妳查過整個網路了?

257
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,515
這根本說不通

258
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,559
這個女孩住在我們家,我卻對她一無所知

259
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,727
比莉和我都是魔法師

260
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,647
我只想知道她喜歡什麼顏色的枕頭

261
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,898
- 妳剛剛說枕頭嗎?
- 你剛剛說魔法師嗎?

262
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,484
我說鬣蜥...綠,鬣蜥綠

263
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:43,072
對,這個顏色,繼續說枕頭的事

264
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,323
我只想要知道她喜歡些什麼

265
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,536
因為我想重新布置她的房間
讓她更有家的感覺

266
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,205
所以妳才要拷問我?

267
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,831
拷問你?

268
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,876
親愛的,如果我想拷問你
你早就哭出來了

269
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,964
也是,而且我沒在哭

270
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,383
我們去看枕頭吧

271
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,008
好,我去拿鑰匙

272
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,680
好,妳開車,因為我眼睛糊了

273
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,977
我的魔杖呢?

274
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,688
看得到就好找多了

275
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:22,069
天啊,麥洛,我絆到你的腳了

276
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:25,322
怎麼會?你明明看得到他的下半身

277
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,658
兩位,瓶子

278
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,203
一定是你們爭搶時被藥水弄不見了

279
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,247
但灑了麵粉就看得見了

280
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,374
對了,這樣就能找到魔杖

281
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,542
這裡還有其他粉狀的東西嗎?

282
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,752
袋裝小瘤?魔樹粉?

283
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:43,465
瓦力狗卡?沒有瓦力狗?

284
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,427
冰箱裡有小蘇打粉

285
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,763
小蘇打粉,聽起來好搞笑

286
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,017
兒子們,來幫個忙好嗎?

287
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,310
誰來拖延他

288
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,688
- 來了,爸爸
- 什麼?不可以,麥洛

289
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,939
- 爸爸
- 爸爸

290
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,066
嘿

291
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,278
買了東西呀?

292
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,573
你穿麥洛的褲子?

293
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:14,288
看起來確實是如此

294
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,208
快啊,魔杖,你在哪裡?

295
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,294
找到了

296
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,088
來幫我拿這些袋子好嗎?

297
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:24,590
沒問題,爸爸

298
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:30,054
好,我們動作必須一致
數到三往左踏,一、二、三

299
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:32,598
你為什麼不往左走?

300
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:36,602
不能怪我,我看不到手,不知道左邊在哪

301
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,188
羅曼?麥洛?

302
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,273
爸爸,這不是你想的那樣

303
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,027
我找到魔杖了
賈斯汀,這不是你想的那樣

304
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,739
吉雅達就在外面
快,把魔杖給我,恢復現

305
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,203
- 賈斯汀?
- 吉雅達,這不是妳想的那樣

306
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,247
你剛剛變了魔術

307
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,749
好吧,就是那樣

308
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,835
賈斯汀,這是怎麼回事?

309
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,923
聽著,有件事我早該告訴妳

310
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,300
我是魔法師

311
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,177
魔法師?

312
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,013
我知道聽起來很扯

313
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,514
確實很扯

314
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,599
但這是真的

315
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,769
我根本不知道這是怎麼回事

316
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,438
吉雅達,等等,我...

317
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,898
- 賈斯汀,對不起,我不是...
- 妳在想什麼?

318
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,402
妳就是因為這樣才被退學的

319
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,237
- 爸爸
- 你們...

320
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,490
上樓吧,好嗎?快去

321
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,831
我說過出了密室就不准使用魔法

322
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,624
妳不聽話,我要怎麼訓練妳?

323
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,710
我去找吉雅達談,我可以擺平這件事

324
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,338
不,我去跟她談,妳先走吧

325
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,756
- 但是我...
- 去吧

326
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,727
看來我還是觸了霉頭

327
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,746
你在做什麼?

328
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,247
我想確認比莉沒事

329
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:21,914
回來

330
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,376
我們沒有惹麻煩,我想繼續保持下去

331
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:31,800
比莉,她不肯出來

332
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,427
我來吧

333
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,513
比莉,魔法惹事者協會剛剛打來

334
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,141
他們想頒獎給妳

335
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,896
她沒對我施咒,也許她根本不在

336
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,653
她不見了

337
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:56,657
你覺得我會相信在這個世界以外

338
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,451
還有魔法師的世界?

339
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,120
像《哈利波特》那樣?

340
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,581
差很多,他們告不了抄襲的

341
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,541
對吧?但是沒錯

342
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,129
這並不好笑,賈斯汀
我感覺根本不認識你

343
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,967
不,妳認識我,好嗎?我還是妳的丈夫

344
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,220
只是我也是魔法師

345
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,847
我不明白你為什麼不告訴我

346
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,975
因為我那個部分的人生...

347
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,645
並沒有照計畫走

348
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,314
所以我把過去留在過去
至少我以為是這樣

349
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,651
但後來艾莉克絲帶著比莉出現
要我訓練她...

350
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,529
- 等等,艾莉克絲也是魔法師?
- 對,很意外吧?

351
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,822
不,這是你說的話中唯一合理的部分

352
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,574
她太酷了,不可能是遛狗師

353
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,870
聽著,對不起我一直瞞著妳

354
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,414
我有好多問題

355
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,624
我保證會誠實回答,好嗎?

356
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,919
絕對不會再有祕密

357
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,839
爸,你把比莉趕出去了?

358
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,257
為什麼這麼說?

359
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,759
她說她不論住哪都被趕出去

360
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:56,969
而且她人不見了

361
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,596
- 她會去哪裡?
- 可能只是在密室

362
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,265
我們有密室?

363
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,018
我保證一回來就解釋清楚

364
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,566
比莉?

365
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:13,944
糟糕

366
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,201
(食屍鬼惡犬站)

367
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,287
無家可歸的好處

368
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,582
就是想去哪就去哪

369
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,585
只可惜我很喜歡原本的地方

370
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:40,012
比莉,妳為什麼要離開?

371
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,306
我知道會怎麼樣,我犯了錯就會被趕走

372
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,642
就跟在魔法技術學校一樣
我這是替你省去麻煩

373
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,103
不,這裡不是魔法技術學校

374
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,441
但是我毀了一切
你明明叫我不要做的事我卻做了

375
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,444
- 妳是犯了錯
- 我犯了很多錯

376
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,118
這很正常,這是成長的必經之路

377
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,537
但這並不代表我不會原諒妳

378
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,373
我真的有努力替你保密

379
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,169
我原本就不該要求妳這麼做,這是我的錯

380
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,087
還有不能告訴你太太和兒子

381
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,673
對,還有不能告訴他們

382
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,637
但是聽著,妳不只是客人

383
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,513
妳跟我們住在一起,在我們家

384
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,433
不會因為犯了一個錯就被趕出去

385
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,019
我們回家吧

386
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:34,357
我正希望你這麼說
因為我喜歡住在你們家

387
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,650
我正希望妳這麼說

388
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,986
因為我們喜歡有妳在家

389
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,781
既然我沒有被趕出去

390
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,867
零用錢的事要找誰談?

391
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,953
吉雅達,但勸妳等幾天再說

392
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,540
瞧瞧我找到誰了

393
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,419
謝天謝地,我們好擔心

394
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,758
我不喜歡團體抱抱,但是很高興妳回來了

395
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,175
我也是

396
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,552
比莉,我們想為妳做點特別的事

397
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:07,349
但要先說,我採買的時候並不清楚狀況

398
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,850
對,這部分要怪我

399
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,812
抱歉我沒有老實透露比莉的身分

400
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,606
還有我真正的身分

401
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,566
既然大家都坦白自己的錯誤

402
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,612
我隱形的時候做了不雅手勢

403
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,906
我沒有對任何人比,但還是比了

404
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,035
好,來看看房間吧

405
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:33,749
{\an8}(華盛頓巫師隊)

406
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:37,170
{\an8}我完全不知道這是什麼
但是我很喜歡,謝謝妳

407
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:42,759
我從來沒有過自己的房間

408
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,178
對,我也是

409
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:00,402
有個年輕魔法師來過這裡

410
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,947
不找到他們我絕不罷休

411
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:07,868
他們的力量很快就會歸我所有

412
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,483
字幕翻譯:李靖晴