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橘色與黑色妝點走廊

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萬聖節終於歸來

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比莉,現在是清晨五點

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更正,現在是萬聖節清晨五點

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這是我一年當中最愛的日子
來,打開禮物吧

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萬聖節禮物?根本沒有這種事

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現在有了,羅曼,跟上時代吧

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是盒裝尖叫怪

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又有新的恐怖玩意兒了

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來吧,羅曼,打開禮物吧

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我不想開

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一定要開,這是你的萬聖節禮物
快點,不然蜘蛛就要孵化了

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妳送我一整盒蜘蛛?

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不,我送的是一整盒蜘蛛卵

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不趕快吃掉,你就得養牠們了

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妳為什麼要做這種事?

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因為我要讓你們這些凡人
體驗最棒的魔法師萬聖節

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我們要一起蓋薑餅棺材
釣鰻魚、布置南瓜大肚怪

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- 還要...
- 我懂了

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魔法師的萬聖節等於凡人的耶誕節

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不對,是凡人的耶誕節
等於魔法師的萬聖節

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你們甚至偷學我們最棒的歌謠

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穿過地板爬呀爬

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惡夢怪獸看著你熟睡

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真恐怖

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這已經是普遍級的版本了,快點,來吧

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不,我要回去睡覺

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- 不可以
- 這是她的頭嗎?

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有什麼好尖叫的?

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我剛剛滾過麥洛的襪子耶

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快起床,最後下樓的是爛屍體

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{\an8}眼前不見得為真

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{\an8}當你可以簡簡單單

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{\an8}就得償所願

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{\an8}小心不要破壞萬物平衡

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{\an8}因為眼前不見得為真

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如果太超過,可能就會有麻煩

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因為眼前不見得為真

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對,拜託了

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《少年魔法師:後繼者》

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不見得為真

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我還是不敢相信萬聖節竟然要上學

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那在我的家鄉可是國定假日

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妳這麼喜歡萬聖節,怎麼不裝扮?

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我有啊,這是我找到最可怕的裝扮
無趣的凡人

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- 那是我的毛衣嗎?
- 是

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{\an8}麥洛,你穿這樣能坐下嗎?

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{\an8}不能,而且也不能尿尿

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所以拜託準時來接我放學

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各位女士先生

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{\an8}為大家介紹羅素代理校長
開始之前,讓我先滾一下

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爸,你的裝扮呢?
你每年萬聖節都會打扮

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{\an8}兒子,副校長可以裝扮沒問題

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{\an8}但是由於芬利校長出遠門

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{\an8}我就是老大了,而羅素代理校長

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{\an8}必須保持專業,瞧,我還打了全溫莎結

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{\an8}打得真漂亮

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好吧,我用的是假領帶

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{\an8}爸,你能幫我把腳踏車停回車庫嗎?

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我不想要房子被蛋洗的時候弄髒它

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為什麼房子會被蛋洗?

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{\an8}每年萬聖節校長家都會被蛋洗

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{\an8}既然你是代理校長...

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{\an8}天啊,我怎麼沒想到這點?

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那是怎麼回事?

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我是三明治,哪懂得女人心?

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{\an8}好,大家動作快,上學了

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{\an8}今天可以把車子停在校長的車位

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{\an8}沒錯,不必再停在對面的銀行了

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{\an8}所以我非常期待

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{\an8}對,我們快出發

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{\an8}我十分鐘前喝完了果汁,時間緊迫

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{\an8}羅曼,你看

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{\an8}我帶了萬聖節布置品要掛在學校
是腳趾軟骨

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那是用繩子綁的肉嗎?

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不,是腳趾軟骨

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如果站在底下,就必須要下咒

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你沒聽過腳趾軟骨底下的詛咒?

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我只聽過在槲寄生下接吻

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你們凡人真是噁心

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我以為萬聖節去上學

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會很糟糕,結果確實如此

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就是說啊,沒有人看懂我的裝扮
我明明是扮成獨角獸走廊監視器

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「嘿,走廊不准跑步」

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- 我懂了
- 謝謝

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我個人覺得學校的萬聖節氣氛

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恰到好處

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旗子很有巧思,圖書館員還發糖果

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薄石糖不是糖果,是薄荷糖

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我的牙醫可不是這麼說

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羅曼,萬聖節不能提到牙醫

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這是糖果最神聖的一天

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萬聖節還沒結束

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如果這裡是魔法師的世界
妳會在做什麼?

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我會去布置南瓜大肚怪

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但是沒辦法,吉雅達已經弄好了

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布置南瓜大肚怪?

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你們從來沒聽過南瓜大肚怪?
就是那個南瓜大肚怪呀

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好,聽著,妳就算再說十次

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我還是不知道妳在說什麼

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牠是巨大的邪惡怪物
會在萬聖節夜晚到街上遊蕩

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吃垃圾食物和小孩

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我從來沒吃過小孩
但是要七點過後還吃垃圾食物

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我會把矯正器吐出來

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這就是南瓜大肚怪

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牠會在萬聖節找上每個年輕魔法師

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如果布置不夠嚇人

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就會把人吃掉

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這樣還希望牠上門?

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不,布置是為了不讓牠找上門

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有些人七月就會開始,好確保安全

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好吧,抱歉讓妳失望

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但是這裡根本沒有南瓜大肚怪

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沒有人相信南瓜大肚怪
我們就沒辦法過魔法師萬聖節

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我相信

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我非常相信,所以我要趕快回家

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開始布置

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好確保南瓜大肚怪不會來

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妳可以想像
如果發生這種事會怎麼樣?

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那就真的是魔法師萬聖節了,對吧?

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如果南瓜大肚怪出現的話?

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所以我們得確保不會發生這種事

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再見

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好吧,凡人世界
沒有南瓜大肚怪又怎麼樣?

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萬聖節還是可以很有趣呀

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我們可以看兒童不宜的電影

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猛吃葡萄乾和海苔

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聽起來如何?

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就像跟你爸出去一樣好玩

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對,他很有趣吧?

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那是什麼聲音?

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聽起來像有牛被逮捕了

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我在測試今晚對付搗蛋鬼的安全裝備

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趕快上樓去換衣服

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建議穿迷彩裝,但非必要

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妳真的這麼擔心我們被惡作劇?

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不,我才不擔心

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我買了雷射瞄準儀裝在水槍上
因為我完全不在意

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老婆,我只是代理校長而已,好嗎?

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我又不是真正的校長
這就跟往年萬聖節一樣

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我會做我知名的南瓜麵包

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麥洛會去討糖果

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妳會偷走他的花生醬夾餡杯子

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我會偷回來

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我們每年都要來一次

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賈斯汀,相信我,這些孩子心狠手辣

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他們知道怎麼走路不發出聲響

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怎麼消失在黑影中

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還知道要怎麼用毛巾墊著三盒蛋

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塞進背包裡

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妳講得真鉅細靡遺

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對,你已經不住在威佛利街了,羅素

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這裡可是斯塔田島,蛋都是盒裝的

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聽到你媽說的話了,麥洛
快移動你的餐包

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我等了一整天就為了說這句話

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比莉,妳沒事吧?妳都沒吃葡萄乾

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你要嗎?

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我通常一天只能吃一盒
但今天是萬聖節

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羅曼,你的牙醫會怎麼說?

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今天或許是10月31日
但絕對不是萬聖節

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太好了,是魔法師

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來點愚蠢的凡人糖果吧
不過別太興奮了

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這些糖果都不會尖叫

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糟糕,羅曼,你得過來看看

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有人把我們的布置品偷走了

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這下沒有東西能保護我們
對抗南瓜大肚怪了

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為什麼還在講這個?
南瓜大肚怪根本不存在

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你一週前還不相信

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魔法師真的存在

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如果南瓜大肚怪闖進來
開始猛灌熱水

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我也會相信牠真的存在

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等牠出現把你吃掉,你就笑不出來了

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我得補救一切

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好,恐怖布置

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這太蠢了

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妳的萬聖節大怪物

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會被塑膠稻草人嚇跑?

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這一定有用,絕對有用

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糟糕,是惡夢犬
南瓜大肚怪的第一個徵兆

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什麼徵兆?

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南瓜大肚怪出現之前會有四個徵兆

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第一個是惡夢犬的叫聲
接著是烤南瓜的味道

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然後是女妖精的尖叫

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最後,三聲敲門聲
表示南瓜大肚怪已經在近處

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近處?

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就是「在附近」的意思

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我知道那是什麼意思
只是說出來好奇怪

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太遲了

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布置嚇不跑牠了,牠已經在近處了

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- 別再說「近處」了
- 別說了,羅曼

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門鎖是擋不了南瓜大肚怪的
牠會把門踢開

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牠不是會敲三次門嗎?

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對,讓你知道牠即將把門踢開

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好,我們可以把沙發搬到門前擋住

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我在說什麼?我根本不相信南瓜大肚怪

196
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:30,838
那是什麼味道?

197
00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:34,634
烤南瓜,這是第二個徵兆

198
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:39,429
好,假設那是第二個徵兆
我不是說那真的是

199
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,973
也假設我相信南瓜大肚怪真的存在

200
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,726
我也不是說我真的信

201
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,438
那我們要怎麼保護自己?

202
00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:51,317
我不知道,我從來沒有蠢到不布置

203
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:53,819
好吧

204
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,490
上面寫讓南瓜大肚怪
唯一會停止作怪的時候

205
00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,701
就是因為吃太多小孩和甜食而胃痛

206
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,787
光吃甜食能讓牠胃痛嗎?

207
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,747
這樣會比較好

208
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,042
就是這樣,我們要用糖果把牠餵飽

209
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:13,255
讓牠想吐,然後回家
但是又不能離牠太近

210
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,215
我爸放在閣樓的T恤槍

211
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,301
也許可以拿來發射糖果

212
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,637
你們有槍可以發射T恤

213
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,224
但我還是得拉把手才能沖馬桶?

214
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:31,857
好,我們準備好對付搗蛋鬼了
攝影機設置好了

215
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,484
邊界也設好了

216
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,444
前門走廊也倒了烹飪油

217
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,738
難怪油都沒了

218
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,907
要是我的南瓜麵包黏住烤盤
要算在妳頭上

219
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:43,953
吉雅達,妳確定這樣不會太過火?

220
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,663
你為什麼會這麼說?

221
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,209
那是T恤槍嗎?

222
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,503
對,但是我把它改造成網子槍了

223
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,754
吉雅達,我們不能網住孩童

224
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,632
我沒有要網住他們,那會自動釋放

225
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,761
是邊界警報,敵人來襲

226
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,805
爸,我就說校長家一定會被蛋洗吧

227
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,181
你知道這代表什麼嗎?

228
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:06,892
你終於能拿出高壓清洗機了嗎?

229
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,895
對,而且學生們不是把我

230
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,150
當作代理校長,而是真正的校長

231
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,445
羅素校長,我喜歡這四個字

232
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,030
媽,怎麼樣,妳有逮到他們嗎?

233
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,367
有,我把他像鮭魚一樣網住

234
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,119
結果發現是迪佛家的雙胞胎在找貓

235
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,873
他們不太開心,我得去重裝網子

236
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,332
保持警戒

237
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,963
找到T恤槍了嗎?

238
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:39,215
沒有,妳能直接變出武器嗎?

239
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:41,886
如果你是你爸
你會教我怎麼變出武器嗎?

240
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,053
我繼續找

241
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,433
女妖精的尖叫,是第三個徵兆

242
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:50,436
等等,怎麼回事?
南瓜大肚怪在近處了嗎?

243
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:54,565
比莉?牠在近處了嗎?

244
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,445
別靠近門,我剛剛聽到女妖精的尖叫

245
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,905
妳聽到的是一個男人
手被南瓜麵包烤盤

246
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,115
燙到的聲音

247
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:04,909
你們有聽到嗎?

248
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,912
好像有個六歲女孩中了我的陷阱

249
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,371
是我...

250
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:13,291
想從烤盤取出南瓜麵包時
手被燙到的聲音

251
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,586
因為有人把烹飪油全倒在前門走廊上了

252
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:19,298
好,我堅持那是個好計畫

253
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:24,804
等等,南瓜味是從這裡來的?
我以為南瓜大肚怪要來了

254
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,682
南瓜大肚怪?拜託
妳不會還相信那種事吧?

255
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,059
南瓜大肚怪是誰?

256
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,560
是魔法師之間的傳說,就像萬聖節...

257
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,355
那不是傳說,我聽到惡夢犬的叫聲了

258
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,940
等等,妳是說這個聲音嗎?

259
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,988
所以尖叫聲、南瓜味、獵犬聲

260
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,032
這些徵兆都不是真的?

261
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,285
對,根本不需要擔心

262
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,037
唯一要擔心的是麥洛吃了多少糖果

263
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,456
他三個小時沒眨眼了

264
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,671
我最好去看看他

265
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,131
別讓他繼續睜眼下去

266
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,678
親愛的,妳沒事吧?

267
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,096
沒事,感覺好奇怪

268
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,306
我應該很慶幸南瓜大肚怪不會來了

269
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:13,060
但是又說不上來,我有點失望

270
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:17,731
一點也不奇怪,妳現在住在這裡

271
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,483
很多事都不一樣了

272
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,111
也許看到家鄉的東西會讓妳開心

273
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,363
就算是怪物也一樣

274
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,117
看來我沒發現自己多麼想家

275
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:33,122
這是很大的轉變

276
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,832
但我保證我們會盡一切努力

277
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,251
讓妳有家的感覺

278
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:38,878
謝謝妳,吉雅達

279
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,254
不客氣

280
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,007
不過我想我們再怎麼樣
都比不上魔法師的萬聖節

281
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,384
你們真是夠猛的

282
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,804
妳無法想像

283
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,519
好,我找到捕手面罩和九號球桿

284
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,563
我們可以來點攻守並進

285
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,482
妳敲牠的膝蓋,我戴上面罩躲起來

286
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,320
- 沒事了
- 什麼?

287
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,113
等等,那徵兆呢?

288
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,489
那不是徵兆

289
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:11,035
原來南瓜大肚怪根本不是真的
不論我內心多麼希望牠真的存在

290
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,411
什麼?

291
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,496
就這樣,結束了?

292
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,707
看來我只能跟無趣的凡人一樣

293
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,334
度過無趣的凡人萬聖節

294
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,713
我們可以跳出去嚇嚇那些討糖果的人

295
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,215
如果他們年紀夠小,搞不好會哭出來

296
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,467
這樣會讓妳開心一點嗎?

297
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,386
你知道嗎,羅曼,會

298
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,158
你還好嗎?

299
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:55,496
不好,也許吧,我們被怪物吃掉了

300
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,914
所以當然不好

301
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,793
南瓜大肚怪是真的,我就知道
是不是很棒?

302
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,047
不,一點也不棒,拜託快救我們出去

303
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,508
好,包在我身上,後退

304
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,723
我只想到這個辦法,你呢?

305
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:20,770
等等,那是什麼?
怪物的肚子裡還有怪物?

306
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,606
我怎麼會知道?我也一樣剛來啊

307
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,405
有看到什麼嗎?

308
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:33,158
畢昂奇家在辦萬聖節派對
竟然沒邀請我們

309
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,077
我不明白

310
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,789
我們每年萬聖節都會蛋洗校長家

311
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,082
等等,「我們」?

312
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,837
我是說「吾」

313
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,465
他們才是壞小孩

314
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,884
吉雅達

315
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,928
妳以前是壞小孩?

316
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:59,101
好吧,對,我唸中學的時候會惡作劇

317
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,854
我會逃跑、違反宵禁、令人心碎

318
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,191
打破第五街上每棟廢棄房屋的窗戶
我並不覺得光彩,好嗎?

319
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:07,860
我可以打破窗戶?

320
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:08,985
- 不行
- 不行

321
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,446
好吧,只好當負心漢了

322
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,115
吉雅達,我...

323
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,909
我不敢相信妳竟然瞞著這個祕密

324
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,038
真的嗎?你想跟我聊隱瞞祕密?

325
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,832
- 不想
- 也是

326
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:26,462
好吧,我想該開始收拾了吧

327
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,963
看來沒人會來了

328
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,676
賈斯汀,你很失望嗎?

329
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:38,097
對,也許有一點吧,我原本期待

330
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,351
孩子們會把我當作真正的校長

331
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,896
但我想他們沒那麼尊重我

332
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,358
爸,也許他們沒對你惡作劇
是因為他們喜歡你

333
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,527
你很親切,會聽他們說話

334
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,280
你會透過廣播打鼓給同學慶生

335
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,783
誰不喜歡生日鼓聲?

336
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,661
你將來一定會成為很棒的校長

337
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,246
妳這樣覺得嗎?

338
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,539
我相信一定是

339
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,379
他們尊重我

340
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,634
這顆丟進耳朵了

341
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,221
真的,但是他們尊重我

342
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:26,230
- 越來越近了
- 有怪物

343
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,564
有怪物?在哪裡?

344
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,567
- 溫特?
- 你們好

345
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,695
妳也被南瓜大肚怪吃了?

346
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:38,408
對,牠比我想像快很多
我也比自己想像慢很多

347
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:41,120
這個部分應該計畫得更完善才對

348
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,789
等等,「計畫」?

349
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,790
妳故意把南瓜大肚怪引來?

350
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:49,293
對,首先,我騙了你們
讓你們以為我要回家

351
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,378
布置我家

352
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,756
第二,我根本沒回家布置

353
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,927
第三,我偷了你們的布置
好讓南瓜大肚怪過來

354
00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:01,431
最後,我被吃掉了
這同樣不在我的計畫內

355
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,059
妳為什麼要這麼做?

356
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,519
妳看起來很難過沒能在家鄉過萬聖節

357
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,021
我想讓妳開心一點

358
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,899
所以妳引來怪物還被吃掉

359
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,110
就為了讓我不那麼想家?

360
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,361
這不是朋友該做的嗎?

361
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,488
絕對不是

362
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,116
謝謝妳,溫特

363
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,993
等等,妳還謝她?我們全都會死在這裡

364
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,328
我們不會死掉的

365
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,289
書上寫唯一能阻止南瓜大肚怪的方法

366
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,125
就是讓牠肚子痛
真希望我們有酸甜軟糖

367
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,961
丟進健怡可樂裡

368
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,421
就會產生泡泡,讓牠嘔吐

369
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,716
等等,酸甜軟糖?
那跟薄石糖一樣嗎?

370
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:39,177
酸甜軟糖是糖果,薄石糖是薄荷糖

371
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,846
我不想再跟你討論這個了

372
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:45,099
不是的,薄石糖丟進健怡可樂就會爆炸

373
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,476
這裡有滿滿的健怡可樂

374
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,229
相信我,我已經在這裡游了一個小時

375
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,481
來吧

376
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,198
蹲好了

377
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,003
- 成功了
- 我們還活著

378
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,173
討厭,我把手機留在裡頭了
我馬上回來

379
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,717
溫特,放手吧

380
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:23,554
我們被怪物吃掉又吐出來
身上還都是南瓜內臟?

381
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,807
這真是我度過最棒的萬聖節了

382
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,310
很高興一切結束了

383
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,149
走廊上四處都是油

384
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,569
我永遠搞不懂你們的傳統

385
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:43,992
找到了

386
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,246
謝謝妳陪我回來

387
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,499
要是我媽發現我又把手機弄丟
絕對會宰了我

388
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,168
而且我也不可能告訴她
我被萬聖節怪物吃掉

389
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,754
這個藉口我去年就用過了

390
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,007
沒問題,好了,我們快走吧

391
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,259
我帶了健怡可樂

392
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,927
我也帶了健怡可樂

393
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,845
妳應該要帶薄石糖的

394
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,056
妳才應該要帶薄石糖的

395
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:07,599
等等,我知道該怎麼做

396
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,359
我不敢相信妳們竟然說服我再來一次

397
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,070
我真是個好朋友

398
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:21,905
沒錯

399
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,284
你也是我們唯一認識60歲以下
會隨身攜帶薄石糖的人

400
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,703
這也是真的

401
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:30,789
蹲好了

402
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,155
字幕翻譯:李靖晴