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比莉?

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是你啊,麥洛!我還以為是你爸呢

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原來如此,是我用了他的須後水

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妳為什麼要躲起來?

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我們要準備豐收節遊行活動

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我過去幾週的魔法功課還沒做

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如果被你爸發現

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他肯定會讓我待在家裡做功課

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他是校長啊,比莉

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他的工作就是督促學生做功課

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沒錯,但我想施展魔法
而不是背誦魔法,這太枯燥了

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- 比莉?
- 糟糕,他來了

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你見過那個誰嗎?麥洛,你在掃灰嗎?

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沒錯

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我真替你驕傲
見到比莉的話,記得告訴我

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太險了,我一定不能錯過遊行活動

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羅曼說我可以坐學校花車

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怪不得妳這麼激動
不是因為糖果或遊行樂隊嗎?

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或者是糖果?我有提糖果嗎?

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我吃過不少糖果,但沒坐過花車

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我一直都想坐花車

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身為魔法師,妳門檻也太低了

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有人看到噴槍了嗎?

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我們沒有噴槍

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好吧,看來我得像業餘人士一樣

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用膠槍來裝飾花車了

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花車還沒裝飾好?

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沒有,別給我壓力

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要想擊敗波特中學

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我就要保持頭腦清醒

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還要找到噴槍

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比莉,人呢?

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麥洛,你在拖地嗎?

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你說得沒錯

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比莉可能在房間

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好險啊

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比莉?是妳嗎?

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該死

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太離譜了

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我幫你打掃,等她自己現身

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我用這把刷子去清理樓上的馬桶

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我這就去做功課,不知道怎麼被你發現的

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也不看我是誰,休想逃過我的法眼

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- 你不知道刷子是她變的吧?
- 沒錯

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{\an8}(眼前不見得為真)

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{\an8}(當你可以簡簡單單)

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{\an8}(就得償所願)

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{\an8}(小心不要破壞萬物平衡)

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{\an8}(因為眼前不見得為真)

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(如果太超過,就會有後果)

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(因為眼前不見得為真)

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(對,拜託了)

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《少年魔法師:後繼者》

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(不見得為真)

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妳打算偷偷去坐花車,把功課扔家裡?

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功課肯定不想坐花車

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拜託,賈斯汀,我沒坐過花車

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妳決定不寫功課之前

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{\an8}應該有想過後果

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{\an8}要讓我教妳魔法,就要給我讀魔法書

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你怎麼知道我沒有讀過這些書?

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{\an8}那這樣,妳翻到第十頁

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好

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{\an8}打開啊

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{\an8}好吧,你也看到了

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{\an8}就因為這樣,我才沒做功課

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{\an8}這本書有問題

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{\an8}不,這本書被施了魔法
那是艾莉克絲的古魔法書

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{\an8}只有認真讀完一頁,才能翻頁

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{\an8}我爸發現只有靠這種辦法
才能讓艾莉克絲學習魔法

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但要透過施展魔法才能學習魔法

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不,妳要先學習魔法,才能施展魔法

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{\an8}這本書太基礎了

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{\an8}看看這些魔法
「阿布拉卡達布拉」,「打開拉鏈」

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誰會要人幫忙拉拉鏈啊?

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很明顯,妳沒有被困在睡袋裡的經歷

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很明顯,你有過

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{\an8}在妳掌握最基礎的魔法前就教妳高級魔法

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我這算哪門子老師啊?

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很酷的老師?

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{\an8}如果妳想去坐花車

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{\an8}好好讀書,然後完成每個章節

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配套的測試題

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好吧

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{\an8}好的,比莉,妳要坐花車

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小菜一碟

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{\an8}真的太枯燥了,這是什麼魔法啊?

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「給我慢點」

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艾莉克絲絕不可能讀過這些魔法

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(魔法助手)

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{\an8}「魔法助手能幫你學習魔法
說『魔法助手』」

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我需要幫助

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嗨

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我要求的是火燒橘色,這明顯是炭烤橙色

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重做

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我要求的是憤怒眼神

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這種眼神最多是惱怒

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妳知道什麼是憤怒眼神嗎?看著我,重做

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各位

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這可是豐收節中學花車比賽

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史泰登島上的所有人
甚至一部分紐澤西人

102
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都會參加遊行,你們都給我拿出最佳狀態

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羅曼,放鬆,遊行不是很好玩嗎?

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好玩?我連續兩週忙著給鐵絲網上

105
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粘貼樹葉,你覺得好玩嗎?

106
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這可是比賽,波特中學休想再次打敗我們

107
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恐怕為時已晚

108
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他們上週在慶功大會上
已經把勝利旗幟豎起來了

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今天休想搞什麼慶功大會

110
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是的,他們上週已經搞過了

111
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不,我是說我們會贏

112
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學校選擇了我的設計方案

113
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他們知道我能夠帶領大家贏得冠軍

114
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大家都指望我呢

115
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你的熱情可嘉,但是整個委員會都覺得

116
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你說好聽點

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就是個十足的混蛋

118
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這叫說的好聽點?

119
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他們的原話更難聽

120
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各位,我知道你們覺得我太苛刻了

121
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太看重這次比賽

122
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我只想說,如果你們不滿意我的做法

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放下美紋紙,給我滾

124
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說句公道話,你沒說怎麼放下美紋紙

125
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這是哪裡?

126
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歡迎來到魔法助手中心

127
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世界上排名第一
專為魔法師服務的魔法幫助中心

128
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我是傑瑞

129
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有什麼可以幫到妳?

130
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天啊,你們還真是專業啊

131
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這個名字其實是印刷錯誤

132
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但是名片已經印好了

133
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但是妳還是過來了

134
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我需要你幫我完成

135
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等等,幫忙之前

136
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我要宣讀魔法助手免責聲明

137
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在這裡

138
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「不得使用魔法助手實施犯罪

139
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賄賂官員,報復親人

140
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報復仇人

141
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任何情況下
都不得利用其來獲得功課的答案」

142
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幸虧他們沒有讓我背下這些東西

143
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有什麼可以幫到妳?

144
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不是讓你幫我做功課

145
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我需要填寫一些表格

146
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一隻邪惡的怪物
要求我填完一堆表格

147
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才能過橋,那些怪物

148
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喜歡表格

149
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怪物喜歡表格,讓人不堪重負

150
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明白這個笑話了嗎?

151
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是這樣,妳需要「完成魔法」

152
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好,我看看

153
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治療感冒,切冷肉,排毒清腸

154
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完成!有了這個魔法,什麼任務都能完成

155
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「藉助地球和太陽之力
完成這項工作吧」

156
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很好,我要藉助這個魔法來完成功課

157
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功課?我記得妳說是過橋用的

158
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那個,我,那是獸人嗎?

159
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什麼?哪裡?

160
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沒有啊,妳...那個...

161
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不是吧,傑瑞,竟然又被這種小把戲騙了

162
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賈斯汀,功課寫完了

163
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哇,妳都寫完了?

164
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是的,全部都寫完了

165
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妳讓我刮目相看啊

166
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我知道那本魔法書有些枯燥

167
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我覺得裡頭的東西很有趣

168
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我記得艾莉克絲說過這句話

169
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我去看看羅曼的花車進度

170
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從現在起

171
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不管多少功課,儘管放馬過來吧

172
00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,542
我記得我說過這句話

173
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我要走了,台裡打電話了

174
00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,673
他們想讓我在豐收節現場進行遠程直播

175
00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,300
大元帥今天108歲了

176
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108歲?他不是要從大炮裡射出來嗎?

177
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,056
所以這才是新聞啊,賈斯汀

178
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實在是太突然了,我都沒時間做頭髮

179
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還好亞曼說他有時間幫我設計髮型

180
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妳不需要找亞曼,我用魔法幫妳做發型

181
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你是會魔法
但亞曼的手藝比你的魔法厲害

182
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那是,他一下子就把200美元

183
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從妳兜裡變不見了

184
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都走了,我只能把花車設計地簡單點

185
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你覺得大家會注意到嗎?

186
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只要他們沒瞎就會注意到

187
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所有功課都做完了

188
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我要坐花車

189
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,229
什麼情況?花車才布置一半啊

190
00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,898
「一半」可不少了

191
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,568
妳說得對,這花車一塌糊塗

192
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我讓學校失望了

193
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羅曼,不要放棄,相信自己

194
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我很驚訝,你竟然鼓勵我

195
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我只是說說,因為我想坐花車

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如果你覺得我在鼓勵你,那就算是吧

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- 妳為什麼想坐花車?
- 因為很酷,也很刺激

198
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「很酷很刺激」,妳知道花車是什麼嗎?

199
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,463
我可以告訴妳什麼不是花車

200
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,590
那一堆令人尷尬的垃圾肯定不是花車

201
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:34,883
我是不可能打敗波特中學了

202
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還有希望

203
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但前提是你要認識一位剛剛學會

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- 完成魔法的魔法師
- 我認識

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這樣的魔法師嗎?

206
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你很走運,是的

207
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,853
是爸爸嗎?爸爸

208
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:48,689
別開玩笑了

209
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,650
要不要讓我幫你布置好花車?

210
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,151
要啊,拜託了

211
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:59,075
「藉助地球和太陽之力
完成這項工作吧」

212
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,994
(加油,巴傑中學)

213
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,704
簡直完美

214
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,373
跟我想的一模一樣

215
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,667
橘色可以稍微深一點

216
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,542
我可以幫你變回來

217
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,587
不,我喜歡這輛花車,參加遊行啦

218
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,973
(格林沃巴傑中學)

219
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,600
趕快推啊

220
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,561
太刺激了,我要坐花車了

221
00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:29,814
我等不及要上去了

222
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,357
去哪裡?

223
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,777
你要不要上來?

224
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,698
什麼情況?

225
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,535
我們飄起來了

226
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,455
飄起來了,我明白妳為什麼這麼興奮了

227
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,416
真是歪打正著

228
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,544
我還懸在空中呢

229
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:56,089
兩位,我還懸在空中呢

230
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,174
救命啊

231
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,771
比莉,我只想讓妳幫我布置好花車

232
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,314
怎麼突然花車飛起來了?

233
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:15,776
因為花車會飛啊,所以才叫花車

234
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,361
在普通人看來不是這樣的

235
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:21,365
是嗎?那在普通人看來
遊行有什麼好玩的?

236
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,783
我說了,有糖果吃啊

237
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,744
我早該料到這一刻

238
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,122
妳是魔法師,想要什麼都能實現

239
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:29,540
這都怪我

240
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,625
這可不是我說的

241
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:36,464
羅曼,你不是一直求爸爸
帶你去看自由女神嗎?

242
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,466
- 是啊
- 現在不是看到了

243
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,428
好玩吧?

244
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,929
太酷了

245
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,515
我想扔幾美元下去

246
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,352
公園管理部門經費嚴重不足

247
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,438
就這麼免費看風景不太合適

248
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,695
又是金星,哇

249
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,989
比莉的測試全都是滿分

250
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,700
我上學的時候都沒這麼厲害

251
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,912
等等,我上學的時候都沒這麼厲害

252
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,499
魔法助手?

253
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,584
原來比莉是靠這個完成功課的

254
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,753
但是他們不能幫助魔法師做功課啊

255
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,339
什麼魔法助手啊...

256
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,260
- 太不負責任了
- 賈斯汀

257
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,805
- 爸爸
- 嘿

258
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,972
你在這裡做什麼?

259
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:32,061
你媽媽去打網球了,我不太擅長這項運動

260
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:36,105
- 所以我來魔法助手中心了
- 你怎麼沒有告訴我?

261
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,066
你離開魔法技術學校後

262
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,236
我們就不再討論魔法了

263
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,656
我知道,我不教授魔法了

264
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,241
幾個星期之前

265
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,202
- 你開始教艾莉克絲了
- 我開始教艾莉克絲

266
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:53,374
我很高興你又開始教魔法了
你很擅長這份工作,怎麼樣了?

267
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,751
看情況

268
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:59,087
有沒有一位這麼高
穿著酷酷衣服的女孩來這裡

269
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,880
她喜歡挖苦人,但還是挺惹人愛的?

270
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:04,092
是的,她需要「完成魔法」
來填寫一堆表格

271
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,343
是邪惡怪獸給她的

272
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,846
那是比莉,她想用魔法完成功課

273
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,392
如果她是比莉,你就是那個邪惡怪獸

274
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,518
你笑什麼?

275
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,312
她騙你幫她寫功課

276
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:16,438
她很厲害

277
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,066
這姑娘厲害

278
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,154
我承認這裡的景色很美

279
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,699
但我不喜歡飛進大雁群裡

280
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,036
我不喜歡影響水鳥的遷徙活動
這是我的原則

281
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,163
你有這樣的原則?

282
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,791
之前我都沒料到會有這個問題

283
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,628
我終於明白妳為什麼這麼關心花車了

284
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,840
每年魔法技術學校都要舉行盛大遊行

285
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:46,218
我本應該跟同學一起坐花車
但我被開除了

286
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,014
現在終於坐上花車了
跟我想像中一模一樣

287
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,225
該死,又沒中

288
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,354
妳把水球給麥洛了?這會破壞環境的

289
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,772
別緊張,這不是水球

290
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:03,277
這是巨人的眼淚,味道是鹹的
不會破壞環境

291
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,571
除非你是淡水美人魚

292
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,198
你在瞄準什麼?

293
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,159
爸爸的車

294
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:16,498
傑弗里斯大元帥,108歲
您應該什麼大風大浪都經歷過

295
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,793
搞什麼呢?

296
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,923
天啊,又沒中

297
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,966
兩位,你們玩得很開心

298
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,886
但是咱們能言歸正傳嗎?

299
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,304
打敗波特中學

300
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:34,892
放鬆,羅曼,這可是會飛的花車

301
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,268
你肯定會贏的

302
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,438
但是如果花車不能著陸,我就贏不了

303
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,482
可以著陸嗎?

304
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:42,775
著陸?

305
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,862
妳知道如何著陸,是嗎?

306
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:51,659
肯定有辦法能讓花車著陸,是嗎?

307
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,162
妳在問我嗎?

308
00:15:56,622 --> 00:16:00,125
肯定有辦法,我只是不知道

309
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,671
我知道找誰幫忙
要不要喊「魔法助手」?

310
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,257
不,妳應該喊「救命」,救命啊

311
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,595
如果比莉總是想投機取巧
我怎麼教她啊?

312
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,012
- 你可以...
- 豈有此理

313
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,639
竟然說我的教學方式枯燥

314
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,723
- 如果我...
- 大家都知道

315
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,600
讀魔法書是最有效的學習方法

316
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,519
也許比莉根本教不會

317
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,854
- 也許不能操之過急
- 不可能

318
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:25,234
是的,就是這個詞,操之過急

319
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,530
賈斯汀,有時候不是學生單方面的問題

320
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,156
那怪我了?

321
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,408
你是說艾莉克絲不該讓比莉來這裡?

322
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,953
不,我是說也許你的方法不得當

323
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,915
好吧,比莉偷懶摸魚,我方法不得當
真有你的,老爸

324
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,376
我希望這次你們能站在我這邊

325
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,545
賈斯汀,等等

326
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,645
沒有人回答我

327
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,314
沒有「著陸魔法」?現在怎麼辦?

328
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,443
那不是機場嗎?

329
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,737
如果要降落,那裡比較合適

330
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:14,158
我們不能飛去機場那邊,那是管製區域

331
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,161
羅曼,別緊張,我們又沒有遇到危險

332
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,080
兩位,戰鬥機

333
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,460
好吧,這下危險了

334
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,967
或許他能幫我們降落

335
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,677
那可是F22猛禽戰鬥機

336
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,264
等他出手,我們就會粉身碎骨

337
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,434
我有辦法

338
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,274
這是所有的魔法
裡頭肯定有「著陸魔法」

339
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,193
太好了,趕快找「著陸」兩個字

340
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,027
有趣的地方來了

341
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,697
你只有讀完一頁才能翻下一頁

342
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:55,740
這有什麼有趣的?

343
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,076
你說得對,你知道哪裡有趣嗎?

344
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,162
如果我做完功課,就知道那個魔法了

345
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,539
這有什麼有趣的?

346
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,418
是挺沒趣的,能活下來就好玩了

347
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,003
活下來?

348
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,714
比莉,妳負責找魔法

349
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,049
我扔一些巨人眼淚吸引戰鬥機

350
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,469
羅曼,你負責恐慌,然後指出我們的錯誤

351
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,762
什麼糟糕的計畫

352
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,013
好樣的,羅曼

353
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,849
好吧,飛行員

354
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,644
看看你的雨刮器是否有用

355
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,275
賈斯汀

356
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,612
房間布置得不錯啊,但是有些小

357
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:35,906
你在做什麼?

358
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,699
我要收回金星

359
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,993
好吧,拿不下來

360
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,120
我要在試卷上畫一個哭臉

361
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,498
這樣她就能學會,我反正是教不會她了

362
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,709
我可沒這麼說,你是一位好老師

363
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,295
如果是我錯了,怎麼辦,爸爸?

364
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,004
每個學生的學習方法都不一樣

365
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:55,509
你的學習方法很輕鬆
艾莉克絲喜歡透過實踐學習

366
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:59,221
她是犯過很多錯
但是第二次從不犯同樣的錯誤

367
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,847
- 爸爸
- 第六次

368
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,307
- 爸爸
- 最多十次

369
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,936
艾莉克絲喜歡透過犯錯學習

370
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,606
- 比莉或許也一樣
- 比莉肯定也是一樣

371
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,067
也許真不該讓她

372
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,570
對著枯燥的魔法書學習魔法

373
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:17,072
你都學會吸取教訓了

374
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,532
你更像是艾莉克絲

375
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,742
給我住嘴

376
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,745
你不要對比莉那麼嚴格

377
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:25,914
情況又能嚴重到哪裡去呢?

378
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,209
用水球扔戰鬥機

379
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,920
比我想像的要難

380
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:36,299
比莉,趕快施展「著陸魔法」
應該快找到了吧?

381
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,509
還差得遠呢

382
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:40,220
我試試這道魔法,好的

383
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,390
「之前大膽飛,現在快著陸」

384
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,934
- 什麼情況?
- 這是「掉落魔法」

385
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,270
有用嗎?

386
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,069
有用

387
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,822
我們不是慢慢降落,而是自由落體

388
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:02,284
不敢相信,我竟然要用這麼初級的魔法

389
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,953
「給我慢下來」

390
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,712
我成功了,我救了咱們

391
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,888
簡直不可思議

392
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,766
「著陸魔法」竟然這麼簡單,「著陸」

393
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,560
真是有趣

394
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,063
壓根就沒趣

395
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,023
但之前還是滿好玩的

396
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,025
還好我們活了下來

397
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,611
也不全是

398
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:42,908
羅曼,我很抱歉毀了你的花車
都是語言上的誤會

399
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,744
根本不是誤會

400
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:46,995
是嗎?

401
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,123
這不怪妳

402
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,291
如果不是我執著於打敗波特中學

403
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:56,964
大家就不會離我而去,我確實是個混蛋

404
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,092
你可以跟他們道歉
也許他們還會幫你重新布置花車

405
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:03,011
道歉?不能再次施展完成魔法嗎?

406
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,305
- 羅曼
- 好吧,我去道歉

407
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,349
比莉,一起嗎?

408
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,228
不去了,我還要做功課
我記住了所有的魔法,這下不用擔心了

409
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:19,611
嘿,賈斯汀

410
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,864
這位陌生人,咱們應該沒有見過彼此吧

411
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,201
我知道妳藉助了魔法助手,比莉

412
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,203
- 這是我爸爸
- 天啊

413
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,914
我之前應該認真看那些家庭合照的

414
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,083
很高興再次見到妳,比莉

415
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,544
很抱歉,我騙你幫我做功課

416
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,796
這也不是一回兩回了

417
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,842
賈斯汀,關於功課的事,你說得對

418
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,136
如果我想成為偉大的魔法師
就要認真對待功課

419
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,388
很抱歉我之前作弊了

420
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,057
這次,我要用實力完成功課

421
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,310
真的嗎?

422
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,104
妳一下午就長大了

423
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,065
我要不要問她怎麼回事?

424
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,734
見好就收吧,兒子

425
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,407
不敢想像你的花車擊敗了波特中學的花車

426
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,868
你的車上只是貼滿了學校的貼紙

427
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,662
評審說這種設計很超前

428
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,079
什麼意思?

429
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,541
這是法語,管他呢,我拿到了獎杯

430
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:22,215
我替妳驕傲,比莉,妳這次獲得了金星

431
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,553
金星?你當我是小學生嗎?

432
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,723
小學生?

433
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:31,683
我喜歡她

434
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,435
- 爺爺
- 爺爺

435
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,978
孫子

436
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:37,689
你在這裡做什麼?

437
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,232
他是來用魔法幫我們的

438
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:43,570
天啊,魔法助手,我離開了好幾個小時了

439
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,948
我是志工,他們會開除我嗎?

440
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,451
打開鏡子,我要走了

441
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:53,747
賈斯汀

442
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,917
你快用魔法幫我做頭髮

443
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,876
我當時正在現場採訪

444
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,296
有個混蛋朝我頭上澆水

445
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,216
我去洗車了

446
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,635
- 我去割草
- 我去做功課

447
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,806
他們怎麼突然這麼懂事?

448
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,892
一位智者對我說過這麼一句話
「見好就收吧」

449
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:43,713
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