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{\an8}(斯塔田島渡輪)

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羅曼,你在睡覺嗎?

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對

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好吧

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那個,羅曼?

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- 什麼事?
- 怪物走了嗎?

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我們已經討論過這件事了,好嗎?

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根本沒有怪物

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為什麼要尖叫?你嚇到我了

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我嚇到你?夠了,好嗎?

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我這把年紀已經無法
跟相信有怪物的小孩同住了

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還記得乾洗店的葛拉蒂絲說過什麼嗎?

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那是她洗過年輕人的褲子中

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番茄醬沾得最多的一件?

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沒錯,「年輕人」

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而年輕人需要自己的房間

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我要去跟爸媽說

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這可是新鮮事

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小弟弟,這裡是羅素家嗎?

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妳在我的鏡子裡做什麼?

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那是我們的交通工具,我是魔法師

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妳的長袍和尖帽子呢?

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讓我把話說清楚
我是有時尚眼光的魔法師

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比莉,不能這樣進去啦

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等等,裡頭還有誰?

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我應該去浴室換衣服嗎?

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- 好了,麥洛
- 羅曼

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我有事要跟你說

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我先說,好嗎?我也許太超過了

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我不會搬出去的

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但是答應我,別再胡扯那些有的沒的了

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- 鏡子裡有魔法師
- 爸,我要自己的房間

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{\an8}眼前不見得為真

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{\an8}當你可以簡簡單單

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{\an8}就得償所願

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{\an8}小心不要破壞萬物平衡

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{\an8}因為眼前不見得為真

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如果太超過,可能就會有麻煩

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因為眼前不見得為真

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對,拜託了

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《少年魔法師:後繼者》

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不見得為真

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{\an8}你好啊,帥哥

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{\an8}對

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{\an8}今天是我的生日,34歲囉

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你覺得賈哥身手依舊矯健嗎?

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{\an8}- 我想是的
- 吉雅達

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妳醒了,真有趣

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生日快樂,賈哥

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妳記得我的生日

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{\an8}我怎麼忘得了?

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{\an8}你傳了四次行事曆邀請給我

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{\an8}妳也知道,安排好家人的時間

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{\an8}就是我愛的表現

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好噁心,去開房間啦

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這是我們的房間啊

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兩位,你們有沒有什麼話想對我說?

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謝謝你提醒,我需要自己的房間

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不,我是說有沒有什麼事想祝福我?

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我祝福你給我自己的房間

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{\an8}瞧瞧我早上醒來第一眼看到什麼

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{\an8}這樣怪物才會以為

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{\an8}我是怪物,轉而去找羅曼

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夠狠,這點像我

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{\an8}媽,別鼓勵他,妳應該要告訴他

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{\an8}根本沒有怪物

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{\an8}爸,幫我說話

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{\an8}沒問題,兄弟

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{\an8}根本沒有怪物

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{\an8}我懂,因為我在你這個年紀時

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{\an8}不是怪物獵人

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{\an8}你以前是怪物獵人?

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{\an8}不,我剛剛說得很清楚
我不是怪物獵人

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{\an8}好嗎?我不可能是

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畢竟我不是魔法師

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我們到底在說什麼?

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爸爸出現中年危機了嗎?
你要去刺青嗎?

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是嗎?

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- 不,我才沒有中年...
- 好吧

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我今天剛滿34歲

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今天是你的生日?

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說實話,都沒人看家庭行事曆嗎?

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我們都很愛家庭行事曆,超愛的

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兩位,去換衣服,爸爸需要一點時間

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聽著,先別抓狂

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但我給你準備了一個生日小驚喜

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但是我不喜歡驚喜

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你會喜歡這個的

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好,我可以的,說不定我會因此

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喜歡上驚喜,對

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我在騙誰啊?吉雅達

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用這種方式進來就行了

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不行,要走前門

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跟普通人一樣嗎?
拜託,最好沒人看到我

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吉雅達,那個...

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吉雅達,不如妳先告訴我是什麼吧

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妳可以說:「驚喜」

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然後我會說:「不會吧?」

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吉雅...

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瞧瞧是誰跟你們一樣走前門

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驚喜吧

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不會吧?

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我知道,我氣色很好,對吧?

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艾莉克絲,妳是來替我慶生的嗎?

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今天是...你的生日,所以我才...

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所以我才過來

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我們是來為你慶生的

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妳大老遠把我拖過來
就為了替妳哥慶生?

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不,我帶妳過來

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是要讓妳見新的魔法師老師

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我不需要新老師,反正他們從不相信我

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這個會的,他是我認識最厲害的一個

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雖然很討厭,但是...

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只是我得想個方法開口

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他這個人有點神經質

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這些土是妳們帶來的嗎?

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好吧,是非常神經質

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所以你就是三明治店的大老闆?

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那個億萬富翁?

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不,那是麥克斯

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我是中學副校長,有些人覺得

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這比億萬富翁酷多了

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- 沒有人這麼覺得
- 我才不會這麼說

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艾莉克絲,這位是?

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這是比莉,她是...跟我一起的

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解釋得真清楚

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- 艾莉克絲姑姑
- 天啊,嗨

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你們好嗎?我帶了禮物來

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因為我是最棒的姑姑

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- 衣服
- 所以...

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- 魔法科技學校的
- 艾莉克絲

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可以跟妳單獨聊聊嗎?

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那就是我們鏡子裡的魔法師女孩

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老弟,你會嚇跑她的

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這東東可以飛多遠?

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好吧,也許是她會嚇跑我們

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這些是什麼?

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搞笑T恤啊

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是魔法師

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我們是魔法師啊

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好,那就過來談

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還記得我們上次聊天時

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妳問我什麼時候要告訴吉雅達和孩子們

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我來自魔法師家族嗎?

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- 記得
- 我算是還沒說

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你到現在還在欺騙家人?
賈斯汀,我實在是...

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好以你為榮

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我沒騙人,艾莉克絲
嚴格說來我並不是魔法師

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好嗎?再也不是了
自從我被學院開除後

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就再也沒有拿過魔杖

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對,獨角獸事件

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- 真是太好笑...糟糕了
- 非常糟糕

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我是說真的很糟糕

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但是你難道不想念教導魔法師嗎?

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不,我才沒有每天想著這件事

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- 你說每天
- 對,我才沒說

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聽著,妳人在這裡的時候

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不要談魔法,也別提到魔法師,好嗎?

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好吧,那你家人以為我是做什麼的?

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職業遛狗師

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我想要覺得被冒犯
但是我喜歡狗,所以...

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好吧,我不會戳破你的

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謝謝,那比莉呢?她沒問題吧?

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我保證

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比莉絕對不會提到她是魔法師的事

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我是魔法師

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- 就跟你說吧
- 麥洛,她才不是巫師

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我知道你不是真心這麼說的

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根本沒有魔法師

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我也知道你不是真心那麼說的

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這不是針對妳,他也不相信

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我說衣櫃裡有怪物的事

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因為怪物不是真的

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就像魔法師也不是真的

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好吧,聰明哥,帶我去看你們的衣櫃

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好,但這一切只會證明

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我很會挑羊毛衫

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到了,衣櫃就在這裡

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打開

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這是你惹的蠢事,你來開

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我才不要,我喜歡活著

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看來你們都不敢打開

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我是啊,我不是說得很清楚嗎?

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好,我來開

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黑暗野獸駐足地

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聽我喚來弗嚕弟

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準備好看到空空如...

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妳為什麼在笑?

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因為你說怪物不是真的

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於是我就召喚出一隻,因為我是魔法師

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拜託告訴我有咒語可以把牠變走

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有,只是我不會

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妳不知道怎麼把牠送回去?

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那為什麼要召喚牠?

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- 因為你說我辦不到
- 邏輯是辯不贏的

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沒聽到聲音了

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聽著,也許怪物自己跑掉了?

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對,絕對有可能,去看看吧

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你放牠出去了?你有什麼毛病啊?

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我?妳出現之前

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衣櫃裡原本沒有怪物的

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- 事實上...
- 現在別吵,麥洛

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不能讓我爸發現

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家裡有怪物跑來跑去

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- 那會...
- 毀了他的生日

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他的生日?要是賈斯汀羅素發現
真的有魔法師

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- 他的頭會爆炸的
- 酷

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妳為什麼要把那個...

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- 弗嚕弟
- 弗嚕弟帶來這裡?

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妳明知道無法把牠變走

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因為我把牠帶來之前

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不知道我變不走牠

213
00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,951
妳得回去魔法師學校

214
00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:20,786
不行,因為我被開除了

215
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,582
我的老師不相信我,又不是我的錯

216
00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,834
但是我不需要他們,我誰都不需要

217
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,502
我們絕對需要某個人

218
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,549
不需要,我可以搞定

219
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,259
我會親自把弗嚕弟送走

220
00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,261
拜託

221
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,596
好吧,但要是那東西

222
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,848
在屋裡便便,妳要負責清乾淨

223
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,601
牠們不會便便,只會放屁,那更糟糕

224
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,232
我假設一下,對,我現在會用這個詞了

225
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,401
如果有人請你回去教魔法

226
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,612
你會怎麼說?

227
00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,530
艾莉克絲,這是怎麼回事?

228
00:10:57,073 --> 00:11:00,533
抱歉我去了這麼久,鄰居考派基先生

229
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,828
逼著我看他孫子的照片

230
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,373
我絕對不會說哪個寶寶很醜

231
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,333
但是這個寶寶看起來就像一隻腳

232
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,920
- 艾莉克絲
- 吉雅達

233
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,171
妳怎麼來了?

234
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,466
吉雅達,少來了
我知道艾莉克絲就是我的生日驚喜

235
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:16,883
寶貝,我絕對不會把

236
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,177
拿家人突襲你當作禮物

237
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,388
艾莉克絲,工作怎麼樣了?

238
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,807
很棒,我加入仲裁會了

239
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:26,769
- 妳加入仲裁會了?
- 遛狗也有仲裁會?

240
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,438
對,他們就說

241
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:33,942
「艾莉克絲,有幾隻非常不乖的狗

242
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,278
只有妳可以幫忙」

243
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,365
只有妳可以幫忙是吧?妳?

244
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,409
對,為什麼這麼難相信?

245
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,786
畢竟我是全家族的...

246
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,705
遛狗師

247
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,041
但教妳遛狗的人是我

248
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,627
要說有誰能加入仲裁會,我們都很清楚

249
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,045
應該是我才對

250
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,464
好吧,如果你這麼想加入仲裁會

251
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,967
也許你當初就不該離開

252
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,926
好了,這下有點尷尬

253
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,221
有人口渴嗎?我不渴,但是我先走了

254
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,474
老哥,你有什麼毛病?

255
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,810
我以為你拋下魔法師的生活過得很開心

256
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,856
我是啊,好嗎?我喜歡這種寧靜
沒有變化、沒有驚喜的生活

257
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,900
那你為什麼一副腦袋裝屁的樣子?

258
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,028
首先,我們家不准說這種話

259
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,533
再來,如果妳不是我的生日驚喜

260
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,076
那妳到底來這裡做什麼?

261
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:29,164
好吧,比莉是我見過
資質最聰穎的魔法師

262
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,916
但是她需要...

263
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,210
那是什麼聲音?

264
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,089
吉雅達

265
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,513
這看起來是弗嚕弟凍結

266
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,474
你還記得三級怪物嘛

267
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,558
就像以前一樣

268
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,684
- 小時候我常...
- 不...

269
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,772
不行...妳說過不會用魔法

270
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,523
這不是我弄的,是...

271
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,151
- 比莉
- 真是不意外,艾莉克絲

272
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,445
妳才來五分鐘,我家就有弗嚕弟入侵

273
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,030
妳看我美麗的妻子

274
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:07,119
交給我搞定,畢竟我是家族的遛狗師

275
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,041
解除凍結的唯一辦法
就是把弗嚕弟趕回原本的地方

276
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:16,128
我知道,但是謝謝提醒
因為我壓根就忘了

277
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,424
不論如何,都不要看著弗嚕弟的眼睛

278
00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,093
否則就會被牠凍結

279
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,971
哪一隻?那東西有九成都是眼睛

280
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,891
在那裡

281
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,230
牠在吃沙發

282
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,065
爸爸根本不讓我們在沙發上吃東西

283
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,571
羅曼,小心

284
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,451
- 麥洛
- 他救了你

285
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,788
我們羅素家永遠會互相照應

286
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,666
所以你也會為他做一樣的事?

287
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,294
我會...認真考慮

288
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,923
我們應該把他藏起來
直到把弗嚕弟趕走

289
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,008
如果你爸媽看到兒子被凍結

290
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,176
一定會很難過

291
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,970
妳真的這麼認為?

292
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:08,389
那沙發怎麼辦?

293
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,351
- 很好
- 來吧

294
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,066
我們要把這小子藏在哪裡?

295
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,401
無限口袋?無底包包?

296
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,487
我可以開啟通往虛無之區的門

297
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,196
我才不要把我弟

298
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,199
送到虛無之區,他明天還要去遠足

299
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,702
幫我把他放到腳踏車上

300
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,755
- 頭盔?你認真?
- 法律規定的

301
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:48,304
好,吉雅達,快到了

302
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:52,098
有了,好,抱歉

303
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:56,562
這樣就...嘿,你們好

304
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,398
我不知道你們在這裡

305
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:04,445
對,我剛剛帶比莉來看熱水器

306
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,572
- 對
- 而我...

307
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,617
在搬毯子底下的東西

308
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,495
這對我們來說

309
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,582
都是再正常不過的行為

310
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,460
再見

311
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,880
羅曼,簡短聊兩句

312
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,590
你今天沒看到家裡

313
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,967
有什麼怪事吧?

314
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:32,348
沒有,什麼怪事都沒有

315
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,767
就只有平凡又無趣的羅素一家

316
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,269
完全沒有讓爸爸你生氣的理由

317
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,772
等等,你覺得我們很無趣嗎?

318
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,941
對,沒錯,我們最無趣了

319
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,777
也許我可以給生活找點刺激

320
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,528
在這裡是找不到的

321
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:50,699
因為我們家就是無趣集合點

322
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,912
瞧,我光提起這件事就覺得無聊了

323
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,957
再見

324
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:04,463
不在那裡,不在那裡

325
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:09,802
不在那裡,你在這裡啊

326
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,015
看來我可以開始找弗嚕弟了

327
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:22,147
- 嗨,艾莉克絲,再見,艾莉克絲
- 不行

328
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:26,610
我就知道,妳跟弗嚕弟絕對脫離不了關係

329
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,277
就像上次

330
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,863
妳對丁克博教授的牙刷下咒

331
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,993
他給舌頭刮毛刮了整整一個月

332
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,618
- 超好笑的
- 是啊

333
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,664
不,這事笑不得

334
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,709
妳害我口氣變得跟我媽一樣,比莉

335
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,087
如果賈斯汀覺得妳是麻煩人物
他是不會教妳的

336
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,298
- 聽起來對大家都好
- 妳不明白

337
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,843
這是妳的最後機會

338
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,386
仲裁會認為妳很危險

339
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,637
想收走妳的魔杖

340
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,765
但是這樣不公平,我是個優秀的魔法師

341
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,601
妳是強大的魔法師,這兩者不一樣

342
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,730
我會證明我不危險,我可以搞定的

343
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:06,525
別惹事,妳做得已經夠多了,小姐

344
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,861
我到底是誰啊?

345
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,866
妳要去哪裡?

346
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,909
我要上樓去找弗嚕弟

347
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,245
你想做什麼?

348
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,123
跟妳一起去,妳做什麼事都會搞砸

349
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,792
- 妳顯然需要幫忙
- 我不需要

350
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,254
以吾使之魔法,前往虛無之區

351
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,718
弗嚕弟...

352
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:43,228
沙發漂浮,底下真乾淨

353
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,354
我在說什麼?這裡可是賈斯汀家

354
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,107
他當然連沙發底下都會吸

355
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,820
我沒有用魔法

356
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:57,451
聽著,艾莉克絲,抱歉我對妳發脾氣

357
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,078
只是妳說妳正在做的那些很棒的事

358
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,498
讓我嫉妒了

359
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,333
真的嗎?嫉妒我?

360
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:08,629
對,也許我確實想念當魔法師的日子

361
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,132
真高興聽到你這麼說

362
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:17,845
- 為什麼?
- 好,比莉是非常強大的魔法師

363
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,556
但是她很叛逆

364
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:23,143
固執又愛挖苦人,毫無紀律可言

365
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,645
聽起來像某個我認識的人

366
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,188
我知道,像我

367
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,023
但是當年我有爸爸

368
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:32,486
還有你,比莉誰都沒有

369
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,405
她遇到的每個老師都放棄了她

370
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,244
- 所以我才過來這裡,我...
- 不行,艾莉克絲

371
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,580
我不再指導魔法師了

372
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,125
賈斯汀,你是魔法科技學校

373
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,793
有史以來最年輕的校長

374
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,628
對,結果我被開除了

375
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,505
所以呢?你就這麼躲在斯塔田島

376
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,758
否認自己的身分?

377
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,554
我不想要讓家人知道我的過去

378
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,099
所以你對身為魔法師感到羞愧?

379
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,769
不,是失敗

380
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,113
放棄才叫失敗,賈斯汀

381
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,659
比莉需要一個相信她的老師

382
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:25,372
她需要你,就像當年的我需要你

383
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,961
我不知道我還有沒有再試一次的勇氣

384
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,012
沙發感覺往左偏了五公分

385
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,141
比莉

386
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,109
艾莉克絲,我孩子的房間裡
有個巨大的弗嚕弟

387
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:58,405
真的嗎?在哪裡?
比莉,妳做了什麼好事?

388
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,408
我想把牠趕走,卻讓牠變得更大
艾莉克絲,拜託

389
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,120
我以為我做得到,但是我不行,我錯了

390
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,081
艾莉克絲,你在做什麼?快驅除牠啊

391
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,132
- 艾莉克絲
- 不行,過來

392
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,225
怎麼辦?艾莉克絲是唯一

393
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,476
強大到足以把牠趕走的魔法師,你來吧

394
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,770
我做不到

395
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,231
但艾莉克絲說你是她見過最強的魔法師

396
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:33,857
要是她親口說出來就好了

397
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,321
聽我說,必須由妳來,好嗎?
只有妳可以

398
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,156
我試過,但是失敗了

399
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,078
曾有個睿智的魔法師告訴我
只有放棄才會失敗

400
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,746
妳召喚牠的時候心中在想什麼?

401
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,498
我只想著弗嚕弟、衣櫃

402
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,209
然後說出咒語,牠就出現了

403
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,838
集中精神,摒除雜念

404
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,715
我說過我做不到

405
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,718
我的老師不相信我是對的

406
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:07,099
不,妳只是找錯了老師

407
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,227
好嗎?妳可以的,好嗎?

408
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,521
我相信妳,好嗎?

409
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,023
想著妳想把弗嚕弟送去的地方

410
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,525
然後跟著我說

411
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,779
以強大的魔法與言語的力量

412
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,406
以強大的魔法與言語的力量

413
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,162
我們現時驅逐你,弗嚕弟

414
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,957
我們現時驅逐你,弗嚕弟

415
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,045
現在,一起說

416
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,921
回到你本來的地方

417
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,299
再也不要出現

418
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,352
我們辦到了

419
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:57,357
- 是妳辦到的
- 我就知道妳沒問題

420
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,360
賈斯汀教我的

421
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,571
我以為你不再教人了

422
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,323
等等,妳是故意讓自己被凍結

423
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,658
好讓我介入指導她

424
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,243
再重新發現我對教學的熱愛嗎?

425
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,538
這會是個非常聰明的計畫

426
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,123
我不知道妳到底是不是故意的

427
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,083
正如我預料

428
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,339
我在腳踏車上待了好久

429
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,967
我得在下面塗乳液才行

430
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,970
她把我困在虛無之區

431
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,972
我看到忘不了的景象

432
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,933
腦袋是沒有乳液可以塗的,麥洛

433
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:33,935
其實是有的

434
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,811
但是製造乳液的蟲

435
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:36,980
得從耳洞爬進去

436
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,109
但是我說真的,謝謝你想幫我

437
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,320
謝謝妳救了我的家人

438
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,947
雖然是妳害他們陷入危險

439
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,075
但還是謝謝

440
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,328
太奇怪了,我上一秒還在廚房

441
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:52,536
結果下一秒

442
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,456
我就在車庫裡,頭上罩著毯子

443
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,917
的確很奇怪

444
00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,460
最好是

445
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,004
忘了這件事,照常生活

446
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:05,592
我大可以施個咒語

447
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:06,760
抹除她的記憶

448
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,178
不准對我老婆的腦袋用魔杖

449
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,058
麥洛,我在想

450
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,476
現在我們知道魔法師是真的

451
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,602
怪物也是真的...

452
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,480
這我早就知道了,但你繼續說

453
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,984
我決定繼續住在我們的房間

454
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,237
以免你害怕

455
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,114
以免他害怕還是你害怕?

456
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,451
妳什麼時候要走?
爸,她什麼時候要走?

457
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,537
事實上,我在考慮讓她住在這裡

458
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,622
一陣子

459
00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,667
- 你確定嗎?
- 對啊,爸,你確定嗎?

460
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:41,586
妳覺得呢?

461
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:46,299
我覺得我在這裡可以學到很多東西

462
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,010
吉雅達答應了?

463
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:50,470
- 沒錯
- 你根本沒問她

464
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:51,847
沒錯

465
00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:55,225
我不敢相信妳要留下來

466
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,227
我原本以為我最喜歡

467
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,105
你看到弗嚕弟的表情

468
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:01,898
但現在這個才是

469
00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:03,942
這絕對是我最喜歡的表情

470
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,154
生日快樂,賈哥

471
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,572
生日快樂

472
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,657
對了,今天是你的生日

473
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:17,288
如果要訓練妳,不能在這裡進行

474
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,372
為什麼不行?

475
00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:20,208
他家人不知道魔法師的事

476
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:24,171
對,沒錯,他們不知道魔法師的事

477
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,464
因為我沒有告訴他們
所以除非妳告訴他們...

478
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,467
這件羊毛衫真好看

479
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,595
謝謝

480
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,307
艾莉克絲,交給妳了?

481
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,820
這個老地方讓我想起過去

482
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,877
哈囉,小汪,我的老友

483
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,798
我以為妳要帶我去找另一個

484
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:11,092
不在乎我死活的老師

485
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:14,638
但是我錯了,謝謝妳相信我

486
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,682
當然了,我們叛逆一族必須團結

487
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:20,810
聽著,我得回仲裁會了,妳沒問題吧?

488
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,812
別擔心,我在這裡沒事的

489
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,232
點點火,點點燈,點點亮晶晶

490
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:29,903
身手依舊

491
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:34,032
很好,因為有一件事

492
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,950
我忘了說

493
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:38,161
沒什麼,只是很微不足道的小事

494
00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:40,538
只是關於世界末日的預言

495
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,290
還有比莉是唯一能拯救我們的人

496
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,126
世界的命運掌握在她手上?

497
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,255
嚴格說來,是在你手上

498
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,173
你要確保她做好準備

499
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,552
而我會搞清楚她要面對什麼

500
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:55,554
謝謝你

501
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,056
謝謝你做的一切

502
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:00,725
羅素家永遠互相照應

503
00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,186
別搞砸了,賈哥

504
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,776
我真想念這一切

505
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:18,285
「別搞砸了,賈哥」,那是什麼意思?

506
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:20,745
我...

507
00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:22,998
我們開始吧

508
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:28,044
眼前不見得為真

509
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:55,655
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