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好，比莉，今天的魔法師課
我要妳用咒語

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擊中這個藍色杯子，好嗎？

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藍色杯子，簡單

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飄飄電

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妳擊中所有杯子

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對，這樣能換什麼？金魚嗎？

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我要妳擊中藍色杯子

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我這個人比較雞婆

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比莉，妳是個強大的魔法師

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但有時候重點在於精準，而不是力量

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妳用魔法時不能像公牛一樣
在陶瓷店裡橫衝直撞

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為什麼陶瓷店裡會有公牛？

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這是個餿主意，東西會碎一地

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夠了，別再施咒了

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剩下的時間就看這本書吧

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看書？

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我哪裡對不起你了？

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是我的錯覺，還是賈斯汀有點…

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陰晴不定？脾氣暴躁？

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有人開車插隊時我會罵的那個？

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妳是說…

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別說出來

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是智齒的緣故，他原本年輕時

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就該拔掉，結果拖到現在

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我的智齒沒事

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看吧？根本不需要拔

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我只需要更多冷凍紅蘿蔔

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妳怎麼沒在寫心得？

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心得？你明明要我看書

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給我寫30頁的報告
解釋妳為什麼沒有寫

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那本書的心得

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我們得想點辦法

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或者是讓他繼續清冷凍庫

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至少這樣晚餐可以先解凍

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眼前不見得為真

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當你可以簡簡單單

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就得償所願

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小心不要破壞萬物平衡

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因為眼前不見得為真

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如果太超過，就會有後果

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因為眼前不見得為真

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對，拜託了

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《少年魔法師：後繼者》

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不見得為真

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我要小睡一下

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醒來牙齒就不痛了

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我只需要一點寧靜

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-爸，羅曼好惡毒
-我才沒有

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我只是誠實告知那是個愚蠢的點子

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-才不是
-就是

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-才不是
-就是

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兒子們，去其他地方吵好嗎？

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抱歉，爸爸

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-才不是
-就是

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好，到底怎麼回事？

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羅曼說他願意幫我在後院蓋小屋

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但是我的點子都被他否決

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我只會否決無理的點子

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你明明全部都否決

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就是啊

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兒子們，我真的很痛

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想好好睡個午覺
所以你們要不自己想辦法解決

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要不寫篇作文解釋如何想辦法

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-知道嗎？
-我們會想出辦法的

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好，別去想牙痛的事

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想想陽光普照的草地、慵懶的小河

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還有知名品牌紙巾的絲絨觸感

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他睡著了，時候正好

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我要施咒拔掉他的智齒

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他就不會再是有人開車插隊時

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吉雅達會罵的那種人

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妳確定嗎？也許可以找牙醫就好

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這能有多難？

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沒時間找口腔外科醫生了

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上鉤吧，鱘魚般的牙齒

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有了

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妳釣到大魚了

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要命，這些牙齒力氣真大

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幫幫忙，溫特

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好了，溫特，我把袋子開著
妳去把牙齒撿起來

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我不喜歡拒絕妳
所以我只能說我現在不想

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妳懂得設下界線，很棒

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我來吧

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我的牙痛消失了

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看來睡一覺真的有用，太棒了

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找到了

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我才不要跟妳擊掌，妳的手上還有牙齒汁

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界線

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有什麼新鮮事？

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新鮮事就是我幫你約好牙醫了

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取消吧，紅髮妹

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因為妳老公在斯塔田島上心情舒爽

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賈斯汀，你還好嗎？

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好到不能再好

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等等，你在做什麼？

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寶貝，妳要來一點嗎？

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不要，因為不能直接就口喝，這是家規

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是哪個掃興鬼規定的？

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你

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聽起來不像

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百發百中

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麥洛，我最後一次跟你說，不能這麼做

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給我個好理由

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為什麼小屋不該有氣球牆

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這就來

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大家好嗎？

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不公平，爸爸，這是我的小屋

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應該由我作主

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你是啊，只是決定權在我

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羅曼，交給我

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你進去喝果汁吧

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果汁？現在還沒五點耶

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某個地方已經五點了

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-對吧？
-對

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別擔心，我來幫你，好嗎？

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你想要小屋長什麼樣子？

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都列在這張單子上了

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滑水道？

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史萊姆滑梯比較好玩吧？

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確實會比較好玩

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你絕對值得媽媽買給你
卻說是我送的那個

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-「最佳老爸」馬克杯
-拜託

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給你

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史萊姆滑梯、糖果樹、球池
彈簧床室、藝廊

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-藝廊？
-我開玩笑的

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屁廊

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爸，看著你工作真是我的榮幸

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我該拿這些怎麼辦？

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我會放在枕頭底下

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但這不是我的牙齒

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牙仙不會過問的

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我用車庫大拍賣買來的一罐牙齒
賺了60元

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妳聽

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你要去哪裡？

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搬到後院

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爸用魔法幫我蓋了一間超讚的小屋

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比這個垃圾堆好多了

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賈斯汀竟然在密室外用魔法？

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好不像他

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誰想去衝浪？

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有人想衝浪嗎？我們去衝浪吧

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但是我們都不會衝浪

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但是我們會魔法

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所以我可以在密室外用魔法囉？

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比莉，能跟妳聊聊嗎？

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羅素先生是不是怪怪的？

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-我覺得他挺酷的
-這就是奇怪的地方

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我不知道，吉雅達說

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他年輕時就該把智齒拔掉

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也許現在拔掉讓賈斯汀露出本性了

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搞不好他原本就該是這樣

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卡挖邦嘎

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誰想去玩海浪？

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這樣我是不是不用寫心得了？

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我說「卡挖邦嘎」的時候
還不明顯嗎？

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走吧，各位

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-我們該去嗎？
-溫特，他都說「卡挖邦嘎」了

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（格林沃中學）

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昨天衝浪真好玩

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是啊，自從拔了牙齒之後

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賈斯汀變得有趣多了

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接下來應該換羅曼

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看不出來妳是不是在說笑

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我也是

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羅素先生今天早上恢復正常了嗎？

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我也不知道，我還沒看到他

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抱歉我遲到了

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才怪，我睡過頭了

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賈斯汀，你用傳送門到學校來

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不會太冒險嗎？

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沒關係，校長說沒意見

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-但校長就是你
-對啊，我沒意見

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慢著

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走廊上不准溜滑板

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除非你是我，晚點見囉，酸民

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他用起魔法真的沒在客氣的

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跟妳差不多

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溫特，沒事的

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錯不在球員，而在遊戲

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-什麼意思？
-我也不知道

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但他變出一件連帽衣，上面寫著這句話

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瞧瞧我多拉風

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我今天一直跟在賈斯汀後面
解除他變的魔法

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他讓飲水機噴出乳酪

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還把校車變成怪獸卡車

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他讓揚西老師長出驢耳朵

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賈斯汀

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老師頭上長出驢耳朵
妳應該會覺得好笑啊

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我確實是，所以我很不想解除

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但要是賈斯汀繼續亂用魔法

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大家都會發現我們是魔法師

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這一切都是從我們幫他拔了智齒後開始的

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我以為他只是很高興牙齒不疼了

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現在他卻變成愚蠢青少年

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也許我們拔掉的不只是牙齒而已

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連智慧也一起拔走了

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不，這太扯了，智慧是拔不走的

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唷唷唷

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要不要看我從屋頂上
踩著滑板跳進泳池？

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但是羅素校長，我們學校沒有泳池啊

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現在有了

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大炮來也

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好吧，也許智慧真的可以拔

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麥洛，你在做什麼？

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沒事

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你要去哪裡？

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哪都沒有要去

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你搬電視要做什麼？

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什麼電視？

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爸媽房間裡的那台電視

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好吧，被你發現了

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這確實是電視

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我要搬到我的小屋去

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但是小屋還沒蓋

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因為我們同意你的點子都很荒謬

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爸爸不覺得很荒謬

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他幫我蓋好了，超讚的

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我得去看看

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可惜你得說出通關密語才進得去

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是「麥洛的小屋」嗎？

221
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可惡

222
00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,564
來吧

223
00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,653
這是爸爸蓋的？

224
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,239
對，用魔法蓋的

225
00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,534
但是爸爸絕對不會用魔法做這種事

226
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,620
我只知道昨天我還沒有小屋

227
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,914
今天我卻在吃巧克力軟糖

228
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,749
是這裡的樹上長出來的

229
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,878
這裡的樹也會長酸糖果嗎？

230
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:14,131
羅曼，別瞎扯了，那長在灌木上

231
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,092
就在狗狗涼亭過去的花園裡

232
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,803
有狗狗涼亭？

233
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,389
對，但是你得說出通關密語

234
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,600
是「麥洛的狗狗涼亭」嗎？

235
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,686
可惡，來吧

236
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,073
什麼鬼？

237
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,992
比莉，妳為什麼把泳池復原？

238
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,202
一點也不酷

239
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,663
賈斯汀，你在想什麼？

240
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,498
你想讓大家發現我們是魔法師嗎？

241
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,333
妳想讓大家發現妳很令人掃興嗎？

242
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,921
你是學校校長，要拿出該有的樣子

243
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,173
呿，我討厭當校長

244
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,384
好無聊，就像工作一樣

245
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:01,929
那確實是工作

246
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,181
是你夢想中的工作

247
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,434
你為了這份工作還騎上天竺鼠

248
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,729
那超讚的，天竺鼠超棒

249
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,066
不，你覺得規矩超讚

250
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,860
也覺得播客超棒

251
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,196
只要格林沃中學還在

252
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,489
你就是校長

253
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,951
所以沒有學校，我就當不成校長，對吧？

254
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,327
我不喜歡接下來的走向

255
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,121
原地物品消消失

256
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,837
超讚

257
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,131
你做了什麼？

258
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,341
妳說只要格林沃中學還在

259
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,260
我就是校長，但是我不想當校長

260
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,971
所以我讓學校消失了，帥啦

261
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,807
不，這樣不帥，一點也不帥

262
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,814
狗狗涼亭、無乳冰淇淋

263
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,400
這間小屋萬事俱備

264
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,111
那個冰淇淋不是無乳的

265
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,946
但是我有乳糖不耐

266
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:02,907
到屁廊去吧

267
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:10,623
這裡不是屁廊

268
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,460
即將是了

269
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,256
沒關係，我們只是轉錯了彎

270
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,424
來吧

271
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,973
又回到氣球室了

272
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,602
你難道不知道自己的小屋長什麼樣嗎？
我們迷路了嗎？

273
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,979
不，我知道我們在哪裡

274
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,731
這裡是氣球室

275
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,318
那要怎麼離開氣球室？

276
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,779
這我就不知道了

277
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:46,075
-等等，我有個點子
-不，不要再出點子了

278
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,744
就是你的瘋狂點子害我們困在這裡

279
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,247
我早知道不該聽你的話

280
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,208
如果你這麼覺得，那麼也許你該離開了

281
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:57,211
我也想啊，但是我困在這個

282
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,171
我當初就不想蓋的惡夢屋裡

283
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,091
看來我的點子都很糟糕

284
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,676
很高興你終於把話說出來了

285
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:04,927
希望你心情好一點

286
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,063
我確實好多了

287
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,400
通常我會稱讚你的屁

288
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,943
但我在生你的氣，所以不了

289
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:25,990
兩位

290
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,118
我剛剛在廁所，正準備要拿衛生紙

291
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:32,121
結果衛生紙不見了，然後廁所也不見了

292
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,416
我猜我們學到的教訓
就是不要把一切視為理所當然

293
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,086
賈斯汀，你這次做得太過火了

294
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,504
「這次做得太過火了」

295
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,299
-我是認真的
-「我是認真的」

296
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,052
夠了，你惹出夠多麻煩了

297
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:50,055
回家吧，我就繼續幫你收拾爛攤子

298
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,516
妳好惡毒

299
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,021
原地物品復復原

300
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,737
我在其他人發現前把學校變回來

301
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,238
結果我很惡毒？

302
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,573
妳剛剛是挺兇的

303
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,075
他一整天都在用魔法做蠢事

304
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,494
甚至沒想著後果，然後又…

305
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,997
我的老天，他就是我

306
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,958
我絕對不會指出妳的錯誤

307
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,209
很高興妳自己發現了

308
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:21,837
我拔走他的智齒時

309
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,672
連他的智慧也一起拔了

310
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,508
如果塞回去，搞不好他會恢復正常

311
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:29,887
瞧瞧我，為複雜的問題找到簡單的答案

312
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,305
妳真的跟賈斯汀一模一樣

313
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,765
對，快點去拿牙齒吧

314
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,398
好，妳去找賈斯汀，我去拿牙齒

315
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,691
那還放在妳的枕頭底下嗎？

316
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,109
對，我昨天放的

317
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:47,112
糟糕，希望牙仙遲到了

318
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:53,327
出去，走開，走啦

319
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,415
真是驚險

320
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,835
我四處找不到賈斯汀，他不見了

321
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,754
我明明叫他直接回家

322
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,631
那傢伙真是徹底把我惹毛了

323
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,642
-賈斯汀不在密室裡
-他還可能在哪裡？

324
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,895
妳們絕對不會相信我今天發生的事

325
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,315
我上班途中把咖啡灑在衣服上

326
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,984
有人占走我的停車位

327
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,027
然後我做了一篇報導，介紹一個女的

328
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,572
每年靠為貓證婚賺十萬元

329
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,827
妳們知道我賺多少嗎？
我只能說絕對沒有

330
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,870
斯塔田島的貓牧師多

331
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,749
妳們在做什麼？

332
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:41,959
-沒事
-我們沒事

333
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,587
很好，因為我再也承受不了任何事了

334
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,342
我們得快點找到賈斯汀，把智慧還給他

335
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,344
以免被吉雅達發現我對他做了什麼事

336
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,096
妳罵了他一頓之後，他就跑了

337
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,765
如果妳是他，他是妳
他罵了妳，妳會去哪裡？

338
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,684
我應該知道了

339
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,148
我的電視呢？

340
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,192
我還是去外頭等比莉好了

341
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,866
她叫你走開？妳是牙仙耶

342
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,619
她以為她是誰啊？

343
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,414
你在這裡

344
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:24,168
妳又要罵我們嗎？
我們不會乖乖讓妳罵的

345
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,296
（食屍鬼惡犬站）

346
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,131
妳怎麼跑了，牙仙？

347
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,301
妳怎麼知道我在這裡？

348
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,219
你罵我的時候我也是跑來這裡

349
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,014
難怪感覺這麼熟悉

350
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:39,767
來，我們回家吧

351
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,477
好讓妳繼續訓斥我嗎？

352
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,439
不是的，我不該罵你的

353
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,192
這不是你的錯，你跟我說過

354
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,361
魔法有時候重點在於精準，不是力量

355
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,739
如果我有聽話

356
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,408
我就只會拔掉你的牙齒，留下你的智慧

357
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,368
妳拔了我的牙齒？

358
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,039
我的重點是，你說得沒錯

359
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,957
我就像公牛一樣在陶瓷店裡橫衝直撞

360
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,418
為什麼陶瓷店裡會有公牛？東西會碎一地

361
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,797
-我也是這麼說
-是啊

362
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,674
但是在追著你一整天後

363
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,134
我想我終於明白了

364
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,263
我需要找回我的老師
這表示你需要找回你的智慧

365
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,849
說得好，智慧超讚

366
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,186
拜託別再說話了

367
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:34,613
麥洛？我知道你在裡頭

368
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,867
我當然在

369
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,953
你忘了嗎？我們出不去

370
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,415
為什麼這間小屋對你這麼重要？

371
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,169
比莉有密室

372
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,046
我只想要有個很酷的地方可以一起玩

373
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,256
這是給我倆用的？

374
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:55,300
對呀，我們是兄弟，彼此分享一切

375
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,469
你就讓我穿你的內褲

376
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,013
我才沒有

377
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,642
那我們就別搞錯誰穿誰的內褲

378
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,354
重點是，我想要有我們的空間

379
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,398
但是看來我一時沖昏了頭

380
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,110
你很有創意，這是好事

381
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,155
我該聽聽你的點子的

382
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,700
下次會的，抱歉我對你發飆

383
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,786
還有說我的點子很糟糕？

384
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,663
還有說你的點子很糟糕

385
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,248
還有比我高？

386
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,125
麥洛，比你高又不是我的…好吧

387
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:33,422
好，麥洛，對不起我比你高

388
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,595
我們要怎麼離開？

389
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,889
你是在問我有什麼點子嗎？

390
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,893
對

391
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,438
好吧，媽

392
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,523
-媽媽
-這是個好點子

393
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,983
-媽
-媽媽

394
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,401
-媽
-媽媽

395
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,029
-媽
-兒子們？

396
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,198
你們在裡面嗎？

397
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,245
媽，我就知道妳會來救我們

398
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,788
我可是你媽呢

399
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,208
為了救孩子，我連車子都抬得起來

400
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,877
另外，你們知道這道牆是氣球做的吧？

401
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,212
我只用了安全別針

402
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,175
那是我的電視嗎？

403
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,385
快躲起來

404
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,062
快動手吧，把智慧還給我

405
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,105
灌進我的耳洞裡

406
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,777
不，沒有人要朝你的耳洞灌東西

407
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,111
這必須很精準

408
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,533
-有沒有咒語可以讓他睡著？
-好主意

409
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,786
妳才不能讓賈老大…

410
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,207
好，來吧

411
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,421
-妳得把這個放進他的腦袋？
-我知道，溫特

412
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,341
-這讓我想起電流急急棒…
-我知道，溫特

413
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,760
-妳超不會玩的
-我知道，溫特

414
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,387
不如妳來拿魔杖

415
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,138
-我來報導吧？
-抱歉

416
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,936
好，只能擊中藍色杯子

417
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,231
快成功了

418
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,866
-成功了嗎？
-只有一個方法能知道

419
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:35,294
賈斯汀，想去衝浪嗎？

420
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:39,047
衝浪？我在斯塔田島甚至不喝自來水

421
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:41,967
對，他恢復了

422
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,021
卡挖邦嘎

423
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:06,366
帥呆了，我也要開始說卡挖邦嘎

424
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:08,994
拜託不要

425
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:12,039
我不敢相信你竟然去衝浪

426
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,333
我相信，我的背痛死了

427
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:17,586
我掉了一顆牙齒

428
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,421
我等不及讓牙仙過來了

429
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:20,881
我可不期不待

430
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,927
我們要不要聊聊爸爸穿著潛水衣有多帥？

431
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,848
去開房間啦

432
00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,836
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