1 00:00:01,419 --> 00:00:04,463 [♪ energetic rock music plays, fades] 2 00:00:04,547 --> 00:00:06,090 If I can remove this, then the patient 3 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:07,258 just might have a chance. 4 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,428 Billie, it's too risky. Don't be a hero. 5 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:13,097 I have to. I took an oath. 6 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,807 It was written on the side of the box. 7 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,352 I'm going in. 8 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:21,147 Steady. Steady. 9 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:23,357 -[buzzes] -[screams, laughs] 10 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:25,359 [laughs] Yo, I felt that one in my teeth. 11 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:28,362 Is this supposed to shock us that bad? 12 00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:30,364 No. That's why they stopped making it. 13 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,325 I can't believe you've never played Dr. Shock. 14 00:00:33,409 --> 00:00:34,785 It's a classic! 15 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:36,662 Yeah, we don't really have board games in the wizard world. 16 00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:38,539 Well, what did you do for fun? 17 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:39,915 Well, I had this friend, Nerissa, 18 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:41,959 who was, like, the coolest person at WizTech. 19 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,919 How could anybody be cooler than you? 20 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:45,546 I know, right? It sounds made up. 21 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:48,090 We had so much fun. 22 00:00:48,174 --> 00:00:50,092 We'd go orc tipping, we'd ding dong witch, 23 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:51,886 and we'd play minotaur golf. 24 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:54,221 Minotaur golf? Is it like miniature golf? 25 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:55,639 Yeah, except you're the ball. 26 00:00:57,183 --> 00:00:58,768 Nerissa and I were so wild, 27 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:00,311 teachers called us the "Chaos Queens." 28 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,813 Wow, you were "nickname cool." 29 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,857 My teachers just call me "Works Well with Others." 30 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,902 [wand ringing] 31 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:10,488 Oh, no way. I am literally getting a WandTime 32 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:11,781 from Nerissa right now. 33 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:16,911 Queen Bee, how you wizzin'? 34 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,913 Nerissa! I was just talking about you. 35 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,122 Oh, I know. 36 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:21,874 I cast a gossip spell on my name. 37 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,876 It alerts me whenever someone mentions me. 38 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,086 [Nerissa's phone chimes] 39 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:28,964 Oh. [laughs] Professor Dinglebop is texting 40 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:30,549 about the burp spell I put on him. 41 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:33,552 [laughs] Whoa. [clears throat] 42 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:34,845 Never been called that before. 43 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,973 [chuckles] You have not changed. 44 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:40,684 Hey, I'm Winter. I've heard so much about you. 45 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,019 Actually, I haven't. 46 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,562 I just heard about you today. [chuckles] 47 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:45,439 Trust me, Nerissa's the best. 48 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:47,024 You know, I wish we could all hang out. 49 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,609 I can hang out in the mortal world. 50 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:49,985 I need to lay low anyway. 51 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:51,779 Got some heat on me after that burp spell. 52 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:57,576 The Chaos Queens are back! [chuckles] 53 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,495 The mortal world is not ready. 54 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:03,040 [♪ theme song playing] 55 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,960 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 56 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,586 ♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 57 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,630 ♪ By the simplest of means 58 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:12,758 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 59 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:17,054 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 60 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,306 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 61 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:22,852 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 62 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:24,061 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 63 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:27,481 -♪ What it seems ♪ -[♪ theme song concludes] 64 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:29,316 And last week in the cafeteria, 65 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,111 I did the burger booger switcheroo spell. [laughs] 66 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,071 Let's just say the lunch lady was snot happy. 67 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:38,367 [chuckles] You are as wild as you ever were. 68 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,828 So, tell me about all the crazy things 69 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:41,954 you've been doing in the mortal world. 70 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:44,081 I bet you rule this place, huh? 71 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,542 Oh, yeah. Well, actually, I'm not supposed to tell 72 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:47,877 anybody else I'm a wizard. 73 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,129 But you do, obviously. 74 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,548 Of course. [chuckles] I told Winter. 75 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,842 But only after we were friends, and she knew she could trust me. 76 00:02:56,719 --> 00:03:00,139 Wow. Really, uh, living on the edge there, Billie. 77 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:04,059 Hey, I've gotten into plenty of trouble. [chuckles] 78 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:05,853 You know, I let a floogie loose in the house. 79 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,271 Now that's my girl. [chuckles] 80 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,148 And then she saved the family by sending it back 81 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,274 to where it came from. 82 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:14,278 But... [chuckles] ...this one time, 83 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,572 I sent my new wizard teacher, Justin, a shrink box. 84 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,490 Ooh-kay, slay. [chuckles] 85 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:19,909 And then she spent the rest of the day 86 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,118 helping him get his dream job. 87 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:24,914 Winter, we don't have to tell the whole story every time. 88 00:03:26,332 --> 00:03:28,083 Hey, it's not your fault you've... 89 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,877 lost your edge. 90 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,297 The mortal world just seems kind of... 91 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,465 Mm... 92 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,549 What's more boring than boring? 93 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:39,386 Uh, guess who fit five raisins on his celery? 94 00:03:43,349 --> 00:03:45,851 Hey, Roman. This is Nerissa, Billie's friend from WizTech. 95 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:48,729 I'm sure Roman has something way better to do 96 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,189 than hang out with us. 97 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,900 Indeed I do. I'll be in my room watching 98 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:56,111 an eight-part documentary on the history of mimes. 99 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,077 Is the mortal world always this boring? 100 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,244 No. 101 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:07,122 Fun fact about mimes. They used to talk. 102 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,334 Okay, maybe it is. 103 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,924 All right, Russo, the garage isn't gonna clean itself. 104 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,176 [gasps] Unless it did. 105 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,389 Giada, if Billie can't use magic outside of the lair, neither can I. 106 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,723 [groaning sigh] 107 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,600 All right? Besides, I've got a crevice attachment 108 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:29,019 for my super vac that I have been dying to use. 109 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,605 I haven't seen a twinkle like that 110 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,148 in your eye since you proposed. 111 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:36,819 Bad news. I killed another one. 112 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:40,864 [exclaims] If he wasn't holding a plant, I'd be worried. 113 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:44,201 I'm never gonna be able to grow a sunflower 114 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,578 -for science class. -[phone chimes] 115 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:48,038 [sighs] And my nemesis, Bella Bianchi, 116 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,457 keeps texting me about her dumb sunflower. 117 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:54,211 Hello, Milo. My sunflower grew another five inches. 118 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,171 Text me back a video of you crying, 119 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:57,798 'cause I know you are. 120 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:01,468 I used to think Bella got her attitude from her mom, 121 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,095 but I think her mom gets it from her. 122 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,098 Can't you just buy me a sunflower? 123 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,474 -Sure! [gasps] -No! 124 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:11,186 I mean, no. Absolutely not. 125 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,897 It's just, I don't know if I can watch another one die. 126 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,191 Sorry, buddy. 127 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,193 The point of the project is you do it yourself. 128 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,950 Oh, came in here for a glass of water, 129 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,453 but based on that plant, I'm assuming you don't have any. 130 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:30,080 Who are you? 131 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,458 I'm Nerissa. Billie and I went to WizTech together. 132 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:33,667 So you're a wizard? 133 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,253 Any chance you know a spell to bring this plant back to life? 134 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,629 Oh, yeah. You're gonna love this. 135 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:39,214 [clears throat] 136 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,051 Sun above, soil below. 137 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:44,094 Summon a gnome to make this plant grow. 138 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:47,806 What's that? 139 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,975 It's a garden gnome. These guys love plants. 140 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:51,310 He'll help you out for sure. 141 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,230 Bella's gonna barf with jealousy when she sees my sunflower. 142 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,442 Thanks, whatever your name was. 143 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:01,528 [exhales] Gave him a powerful magical object 144 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:04,907 and he asked zero questions? Hmm. That's my kind of kid. 145 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:11,121 Wow, this mime documentary is quiet. 146 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,833 [chews loudly] 147 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,336 Do I always chew this loud? 148 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:19,755 [knock on door] 149 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,258 [sighs] Hey, Roman, I need to talk to you. 150 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,928 Since I've been here, have I changed? 151 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,097 Well, you knocked before coming in, so that's new. 152 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,476 I did, didn't I? You know, maybe Nerissa's right. 153 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,895 Maybe the mortal world is making me lose my edge. 154 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,688 Hmm, it has been a couple days 155 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:38,107 since I feared for my life. 156 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,945 Oh, this is bad. I need to up my game. 157 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,447 No, no, no. Your game is perfect where it is! 158 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,116 If anything, I'd down your game! 159 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,452 And she left without listening to me. 160 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:51,495 So that's the same. 161 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,374 So you get six guesses to guess the word. 162 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,376 But here's the thing. It could be any word. 163 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,503 It could be "fudge," or "plane," or "bunny." 164 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,297 And you play this for fun. 165 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,468 Yeah, it's like the first thing I do 166 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:07,928 when I wake up in the morning. 167 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,972 It might even be the reason I wake up in the morning. 168 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,601 Everything you're saying is making me sad. 169 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,689 Hey, Billie, listen, I think I'm just gonna go. 170 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,940 But you just got here. 171 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,191 Feels like I've been here forever. 172 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,903 Uh, wait. [chuckles] You can't leave now. 173 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:28,115 If you leave now, you'll miss, uh, the party. 174 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,366 You're having a party? 175 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,742 Yeah. [chuckles] 176 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:33,120 A wizard party, and it's gonna be wild. 177 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,581 Like, "wake up the next morning, can't find my wand" wild. 178 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,084 Now that's the Billie I remember. 179 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:40,752 You had me scared for a minute. 180 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,754 -[chuckles] Chaos Queens! -[chuckles] Chaos Queens! 181 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:45,674 And introducing Winter! 182 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,759 We'll work on that. 183 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:53,473 [♪ energetic rock music playing] 184 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:56,059 Okay, we gotta invite Phoenix and Dax and Frankie 185 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,269 and Iggy to the party. 186 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,273 Oh, and what about Doug the werewolf kid? 187 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,733 Uh, you sure? 188 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:03,775 Remember what happened at the last party? 189 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,154 It's fine. He's house-trained now. 190 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,451 [both chuckle] 191 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,453 Billie, do you really think having a house party 192 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,662 is a good idea? 193 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,998 I mean, what if everybody makes a mess? 194 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,083 -I'll use magic. -What if somebody breaks something? 195 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,126 I'll use magic. 196 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:22,961 What if somebody starts a fire? 197 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:24,171 I'll use a hose. 198 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,424 Which I'll conjure. With magic. 199 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,718 Okay, fine. 200 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,345 But Mr. and Mrs. Russo are right outside. 201 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,638 They could catch us. 202 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,181 Maybe we should just run this by them. 203 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,933 You better get a handle on your girl. 204 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:36,850 She talking crazy. 205 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,231 Winter, I'll cast a party-proof spell. 206 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,566 The Russos won't hear any noise we're making. 207 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:45,651 Nerissa and I know what we're doing. 208 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:46,818 We're not gonna get caught. 209 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:48,779 You got caught all the time at WizTech. 210 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,781 And there were times where we didn't get caught. 211 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,617 This is gonna be like one of those times. 212 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,037 You ready to unleash your inner Chaos Queen? 213 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,957 Well, you've addressed all my concerns, so I'm in. 214 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,337 Okay, gnome, make my plant grow! 215 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,757 Uh, plantus growus. 216 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:12,052 Maybe I have to rub him like a genie lamp. 217 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,388 Nope! Nobody's rubbin' nothin'. 218 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,432 Whoa! You can talk! 219 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,643 Whoa! You can point out the obvious! 220 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,064 Kid, what'd you do to this poor plant? 221 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:28,277 I think I over-watered it, or maybe I under-watered it. 222 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,029 I don't know, I kind of lost track after I killed the first dozen. 223 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,366 Dozen?! You're a monster. 224 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:35,742 Can you fix it or not? 225 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,536 Yeah, I can bring that plant back to life, 226 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:40,330 but in return, you gotta give me something I want. 227 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:41,498 What do you want? 228 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:44,209 It's nothing. I promise. Not even worth discussing. 229 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:45,043 Sounds good to me. 230 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,880 A magical bargain, and he didn't ask a single question? 231 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,590 That's my kind of kid. 232 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,676 Let's get you a plant. 233 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,600 That's even bigger than Bella's! 234 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:01,727 When she sees this, she's gonna... 235 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,104 I don't know what she's going to do. 236 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,106 I've never actually beaten her in anything before. 237 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,899 Uh, uh, uh! Not so fast. 238 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,651 Now, for my side of the bargain. 239 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:13,447 -[laughs mischievously] -What's happening? 240 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,824 [laughs mischievously] 241 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,245 You made me the gnome? 242 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,332 Yeah, I did! Finally, 243 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,250 I'm free of that ceramic prison. 244 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:28,420 See you later, dum-dum! [laughs gleefully] 245 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,423 I need to start asking questions. 246 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,550 I gotta find Dad! 247 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,179 [crashes] 248 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:38,513 I'm okay. 249 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,187 -[♪ upbeat dance music playing] -♪ ...around me I'm a star ♪ 250 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,148 ♪ D, O, double B, R ♪ 251 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,733 ♪ Pressure over winning ♪ 252 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,569 ♪ Everything revolves around me I'm a star ♪ 253 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,116 ♪ Me, myself and I don't go... ♪ 254 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,327 All right, this party's off the wand. 255 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,747 Yeah, it's great. For the mortal world. 256 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,833 Well, I think this is the best party I've ever been to. 257 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,293 Now, I've never been to a party, 258 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:09,461 so take that for what it's worth. 259 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,881 Excuse me, pardon me, 260 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,092 just trying to walk through my own house. 261 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:20,097 Come on, people, use a coaster! 262 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,015 All right, whose can is this? 263 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,975 [growls] 264 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,852 Or... Or do whatever you want, 265 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,229 Mr. Werewolf, s-- sir. 266 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,317 Billie, a word? 267 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,529 Mm, somebody's in trouble. 268 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,988 He can't get me in trouble. 269 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,908 Actually, he can get me in trouble. I should take this. 270 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,162 You have to shut this down before my mom and dad find out. 271 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,747 Mostly my dad. I get the feeling 272 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,124 Mom threw a lot of parties in high school. 273 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,001 Chaos Queens don't shut down parties. 274 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,253 Okay, well, I do. 275 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,256 I'm sorry. Uh, do you know where I can find a coaster? 276 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,425 Are you an angel? 277 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,095 No, a pixie. I'm Iggy. 278 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,721 My name's... [chuckles awkwardly] 279 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,141 Uh, my name's... [chuckles nervously] 280 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,017 Hold on, give me a second, 'cause I know I have one, so... 281 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,938 His name's Roman. He lives upstairs. 282 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,565 Keep him talking, 'cause I gotta go. 283 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,360 Roman. I love that name. 284 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,529 Thank you. My mommy gave it to me. 285 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,116 I mean... [clears throat] ...yeah, no, you know, 286 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,951 whatever. It's-- It's cool. I might change it later. 287 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,958 You're weird! Say something else. 288 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:35,297 Y-- I... helped my dad pick that paint color. 289 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,842 That is so random. I love it. 290 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,803 Is this what having game feels like? 291 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,641 So, uh, what's a pixie like you 292 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,810 doing in a kitchen like this? 293 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,899 I-- I know you just saw me fall, 294 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,859 but can you look away while I get up? 295 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:09,915 [♪ energetic rock music plays, fades] 296 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,291 [blows] 297 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,084 [exhales] 298 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,838 If I had a holster, that'd have been really cool. 299 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,717 It feels so good to get rid of stuff. 300 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,053 Whoa! We can't get rid of this. 301 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,597 Milo's third grade science quiz? 302 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,766 Uh, what if he becomes a famous physicist 303 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:28,892 and they need it for a documentary? 304 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:32,229 Honey, I don't think we have to worry. 305 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,189 Milo still thinks if he jumps high enough, 306 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,065 he'll float away. 307 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:40,445 We can't just clean the garage. We have to get rid of stuff. 308 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,991 It's-- [exhales] But these are memories, okay? 309 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,244 They're memories. I mean, I mean... [splutters] 310 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,080 Look, look. This here, this is Roman's baby blanket. 311 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,499 Remember? He couldn't say his L's. 312 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,459 [chuckles] He called it his "banket." 313 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,128 He wuved his banket. 314 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,633 He also wuved to spit up on his banket. 315 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,844 [exclaims] I guess we don't have to keep everything. 316 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,139 It's just... [sighs] Man, the boys, 317 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,474 they're growing up so fast. 318 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,643 You blink and e-- everything's changed. 319 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,228 I mean, yeah, I remember 320 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:17,065 when Milo was no bigger than... than that garden gnome. 321 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,068 Hey, Dad! 322 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:20,902 Milo? 323 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,113 You're a gnome! 324 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:27,284 I wouldn't be if you just bought me a sunflower. 325 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,453 [sighs] Thank goodness he started talking. 326 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,955 He was in the throwaway pile. 327 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,585 [fabric tearing] 328 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,339 Billie! Here's a fun thing I've never said. 329 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,633 A werewolf is using the couch as a scratching post. 330 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:44,801 I love this party! 331 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,681 -Doug! -[whines] 332 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,017 You are not supposed to be on the couch. 333 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,184 Bad Doug, bad! 334 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,605 Pillow repair. 335 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,025 Billie, why'd you just yell at Doug? 336 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,068 Are you trying to ruin this party? 337 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:05,238 Billie wouldn't do that. This party's fire! 338 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,992 That's exactly what this party is missing! Fire! 339 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,244 No, no fire. [blows] 340 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,749 What happened to you? You used to be a Chaos Queen. 341 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,500 Now you're just acting like a... 342 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,960 mortal. No offense. 343 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,045 None taken. 344 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,465 Um... [chuckles] I-- I still am a Chaos Queen. 345 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,924 Then prove it. 346 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,093 Okay, I'll p-- I'll prove it. 347 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,970 You know, I'll do better than prove it. 348 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:33,516 'Cause what this party needs is a, uh... shadow box. 349 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,768 What's a shadow box? 350 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,353 Terror, darkness, smoke and fear. 351 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,729 Box of nightmares, please appear. 352 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,147 That pretty much covers it. 353 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,150 [gasping] 354 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,362 That's right, it's a shadow box. [chuckles] 355 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,448 No one's ever lasted a full five minutes inside. 356 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,992 Anyone brave enough to try for the record? 357 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,579 Whoa, Billie, you have a shadow box! 358 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:55,997 Yeah, I do. 359 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,374 And you're letting a mortal go in it? 360 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,458 Yeah, I am. 361 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,543 Wait, what? 362 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,670 Chaos Queens! 363 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,380 [crowd cheers] 364 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,464 Winter! 365 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,178 This is the wildest thing I've ever seen. 366 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,429 And I've watched an eight-part documentary 367 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,597 on mimes. 368 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,182 Are you messing with me? 369 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:18,687 -[♪ ominous music playing] -[thunder rumbling] 370 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,064 Winter?! Winter, where are you?! 371 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,691 [growling] 372 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:23,817 Hopefully nowhere near that. 373 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,403 Winter?! 374 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,411 [♪ ominous music continues] 375 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,746 If I don't open my eyes, you can't suck out my soul. 376 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,206 I read that somewhere. Or I made it up. 377 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,374 Either way, that's the rule. 378 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,251 [growling] 379 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,294 [screams] 380 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,754 Winter, it's me! 381 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,715 Billie! I'm so glad to see you. 382 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,925 What were you thinking coming in here? 383 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,177 You told me to unleash my Chaos Queen. 384 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,138 Turns out she makes really dumb decisions. 385 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,431 [sighs] This is all my fault. 386 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,682 I didn't mean to put you in danger. 387 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,350 I just wanted to prove to Nerissa 388 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,018 that I haven't lost my edge. 389 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,186 Why would you think that? 390 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,396 'Cause she said I've changed 391 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,731 since I've been in the mortal world. 392 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,023 Is that such a bad thing? 393 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,358 [thunder rumbling] 394 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:08,862 You know, I thought it was. But maybe it's not. 395 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,614 I mean, I used to love being wild with Nerissa 396 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,450 back at WizTech, and now it just seems so... 397 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,243 Destructive to relationships and sofa cushions? 398 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,747 It's just... [sighs] I've always felt like 399 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:21,374 I had to be this wild wizard to impress Nerissa. 400 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,960 When I met you, I didn't even know you were a wizard. 401 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,297 Yeah, that's true. You just liked me for me. 402 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,215 That's how friendship's supposed to be, right? 403 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,134 Yeah, I guess it is. 404 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,886 I'm sorry you had to run into a box full of nightmares 405 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:33,845 for me to learn that. 406 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,806 Hey, thanks for coming after me. 407 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,851 That's how friendship's supposed to be. Right? 408 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,270 So, we good? 409 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:44,939 [Winter] Uh... 410 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,399 Seriously, we're not good? 411 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,984 No, we are not. 412 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,195 Winter, come on. Please forgive me. 413 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,405 Billie, we're fine, but we're not good. 414 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,991 Oh, yeah, we're bad. We're really bad. 415 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,618 [both scream] 416 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,749 [inhales deeply] Okay, you got this. 417 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,127 And away... we... go! 418 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,505 [groans] Ow! 419 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:10,757 Hello, Milo. 420 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,637 A human child? Are you friend or foe? 421 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,222 Isn't that clear from the way I said, 422 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,765 "Hello, Milo"? 423 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,310 There's no way you grew that. 424 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,604 Oh, but I did, with a little magic. 425 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,815 Magic? You're being so weird, 426 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,107 I don't even know how to make fun of it. 427 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,946 What is Bella Bianchi doing here? 428 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,489 Probably came over to rub it in my face 429 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,157 that she's not a gnome. 430 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,951 Uh... I don't think that's it, buddy. 431 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,370 -No. -Okay, you get rid of Bella. 432 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,955 We'll figure out how to get Milo his body back. 433 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,498 Okay. [inhales deeply] 434 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:47,836 Bella, sweetie, now isn't really a good time to play with Milo. 435 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,171 What we do isn't play. It's war. 436 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,508 Listen up, gnome. 437 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,301 You may have the face of my beautiful baby boy, 438 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,719 but I will take you down. 439 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,390 Ha! I'm not afraid of you. 440 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,059 Dad, he loves plants! Use the sunflower! 441 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,562 [exclaims, clears throat] 442 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,730 Ah! What are you doing? 443 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,941 Trade places with Milo or the sunflower gets it! 444 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,901 You wouldn't dare! 445 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,361 I just threw away my son's baby blanket. 446 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,196 You think I care about a plant I just met today? 447 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,614 [whimpers, whines] 448 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:17,740 What's it gonna be, Gnome? 449 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,534 This plant is getting real heavy. 450 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,786 [whimpers] Okay, fine! 451 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,205 I should probably get out of this body anyway 452 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,624 before it hits puberty. Not doing that again. 453 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,547 [whimpers, groans] 454 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,174 -I'm me again! -[laughs] 455 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,551 [Bella] Who else would you be? 456 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,305 -I thought you got rid of her. -[pants] I tried, 457 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,472 but her dad wouldn't open the door. 458 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:42,932 I think he's afraid of her. 459 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,145 I know you didn't grow that sunflower on your own. 460 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,731 You're hiding something, and I won't rest 461 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,441 until I find out what it is! 462 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,235 See you, Mr. and Mrs. Russo. 463 00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,365 Think she's gonna be a problem? 464 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:00,783 Is she not already? 465 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,121 -[sighs deeply] -What was that? 466 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,539 A graveling. They serve evil wizards. 467 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:07,707 What's it doing here? 468 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,250 Whatever it is, it can't be good. 469 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,878 [♪ ominous musical sting] 470 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,463 Just blast it. 471 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,923 Magic doesn't work in a shadow box. 472 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,424 That's what makes it so scary. 473 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,843 Wait, I have an idea. Follow me. 474 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,514 Winter? Winter, where are you? 475 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,058 I think I got lost. 476 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,601 Stay there, I'll find you! 477 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,773 I said I'd come find you. 478 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,399 Right, sorry. 479 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,195 Oh good, you found me. 480 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,071 What was that? 481 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,991 [screams] 482 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,037 -Keep running! -Why would I stop? 483 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:46,913 There's the door! 484 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,416 We survived! 485 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,377 [cheering] 486 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,088 Oh man, you were only in there two minutes. 487 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,381 [growls] 488 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,924 Here's your ten bucks, Doug. 489 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,261 -Okay, who's next? -No. No one's next. 490 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,263 [all] Aw. 491 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:07,016 What are you doing? It's just a lame shadow box. 492 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,018 If it's so lame, then you go in it. 493 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:10,812 [scoffs] 494 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,817 I mean, I would, but everyone knows... 495 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,236 that you're not supposed to go into a shadow box 496 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,029 until 30 minutes after you've eaten. 497 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:23,866 And, uh... I just ate. 498 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,953 What are you doing? This is so not cool! 499 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,454 Then you're gonna hate this. 500 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:33,001 [sighs] All right, people, everybody out. 501 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,086 If you came through the mirror, it's time to disappear. 502 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,675 You have really changed. 503 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,677 I may not be the Billie I used to be, 504 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,178 but I like the Billie I am now. 505 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,263 I like her, too. 506 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,557 Well, personally, 507 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,100 I'm a bigger fan of the old Billie. 508 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,936 But hey... you do you. 509 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,105 It's cool... 510 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,400 Uh, but, I mean, it's-- it's not... cool... 511 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,402 But it's cool... 512 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:03,948 But, to be clear... it's not cool. 513 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,245 See you, Billie. 514 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,413 Take care, Nerissa. 515 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,333 Well, I better go. 516 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,544 It was nice meeting you, Iggy. 517 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:20,089 You too. Oh, and my friends call me Ig. 518 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:23,926 Cool. Mine call me Rome. 519 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:27,430 Well, I'll see you at the next party, Rome. 520 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:33,519 Roman's got a girlfriend. 521 00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,021 [scoffs] No, I don't! 522 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,231 Unless she said something. Did she say something? 523 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,446 If she said something, you have to tell me! 524 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,951 Come on, just go for it. 525 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,495 But why'd I have to sign a waiver 526 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,205 saying I wouldn't sue the game company for malpractice? 527 00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,124 Hurry up before you lose a patient! 528 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,835 All right, Dr. J, going in! 529 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,296 So cool. 530 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,631 -[buzzes] -[screams] 531 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,341 [both laugh] 532 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:04,634 Is anyone else's tongue numb? 533 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:11,474 [growls lightly] 534 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,897 Anything you guys wanna tell me? 535 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:18,940 Uh, Roman's got a girlfriend. 536 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,111 Was that her? 537 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,154 [♪ energetic rock music plays, fades]