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Tara na, bilis.
Seven minutes na lang till boarding.

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Okay, honey. Dahan-dahan. Uy, hi.

3
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-Uy.
-Relax lang muna.

4
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Okay.

5
00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:17,976
-Ayan.
-Sorry. Ano lang kasi…

6
00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:22,272
Sobrang excited ako sa trip na 'to.
Ngayon lang tayo pupunta sa Barbados.

7
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I know, pero pwedeng kumalma lang?

8
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-Okay.
-Wala namang tao, o.

9
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Okay lang 'yan.

10
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Oo nga. Tama ka. Sorry.

11
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Okay lang 'yan.

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Attention, passengers…

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-Next.
-Hi po.

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Hello po. ID po.

15
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-Salamat. Ingat po kayo.
-Thank you.

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Hello po.

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Saglit lang po.

18
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-Sorry.
-Oy, Patricia!

19
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Kamusta, twin? Palit na tayo?

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Yes po.

21
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Sige.

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-Bilisan mo na d'yan.
-And'yan na. Grabe.

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-Hi, beh.
-Blooming ka!

24
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-Sasabihin ko kung bakit after ng break.
-Ay, shet.

25
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Nag-workout kayo ni Kevin, 'no?

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Workout!

27
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-Shet.
-Eto na po.

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Sir, may 30 minutes pa ako para mag-break.

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Excuse po, ma'am,
male-late na po kasi ako.

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Kailangan ko nang pumunta sa gate.

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Ako ba ang nag-set ng alarm mo?
Hindi, di ba?

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Sana nga andun ka kanina
para gisingin ako.

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Hindi na, 'no. Gisingin ka.

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-Kikilitiin 'yong bayag mo? Wag na.
-Hindi po gano'n.

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Okay, next.

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Excuse me. Ganyan ka ba mag-abot
ng gamit sa asawa mo?

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Ayusin mo ang pag-aabot mo.

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Ayusin?

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Oo, ayusin.

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Salamat.

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Tingin sa camera.

42
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-Pakitanggal 'yang chaka mong sumbrero.
-Sige po. Sorry.

43
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Grabe, ang laki ng ulo mo.

44
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Oo, sabi nila sign daw 'yon
na matalino 'yong tao.

45
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Sabi nila,
malaki daw 'yong ulo ni Einstein.

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'Yon 'yong may nakakalokang island, di ba?

47
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Hindi, si Jeffrey Epstein 'yon.

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Shit.

49
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Oy, and'yan na si Epstein na malaking ulo!

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-Salamat.
-Next.

51
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Paalala, wag hubarin ang sapatos.

52
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Hubarin ang sinturon.

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Malalaking electronics sa hiwalay na tray.

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Ba't suot mo ang sapatos mo?

55
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Akala ko, sabi no'ng lalaki,
wag na hubarin ang sapatos.

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-Sinong lalaki?
-Siya yata 'yon.

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Akala ko, 'yon ang sinabi niya.

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Tinawag mo ba 'kong nigga?

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Hindi, akala ko lang na sinabi mo—

60
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Wala akong sinabi.

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Excuse me, huhubarin po ang sapatos?

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-Excuse you.
-Makinig kayo!

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Hubarin ang sapatos!

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-Isuot ang sapatos.
-Isuot ang belt.

65
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-Hubarin ang belt. Isuot ang jacket.
-Okay, sorry.

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-Huhubarin na.
-Akala siya si OBJ.

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Pasok.

68
00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,563
Itaas ang kamay.

69
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Wag gagalaw.

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Labas na.

71
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Kailangan ko daw mag-secondary screening.

72
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Pumapayag ka bang ma-secondary screening?

73
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Mauna ka na. Magkita tayo sa gate.

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Okay.

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00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:25,955
Ilang minuto lang po 'to, sir.

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-Makakabinguwit ka talaga d'yan.
-Tama.

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Patricia for a secondary screening.

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Copy. Mauna na 'ko.

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Bye, bitch.

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Patricia ba, 'ka mo?

81
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Tracy!

82
00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:40,136
-'Musta?
-Ininom ko 'yong Pepsi mo. Sorry.

83
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-Okay lang.
-Ay, shit.

84
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-Andito ka pa rin?
-Kumusta?

85
00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:45,892
-Nakakaloka naman 'yan.
-Kaya nga.

86
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Okay, ibuka mo na.

87
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Okay.

88
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Ano ba 'to?

89
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Ang laki ng bayag mo.

90
00:03:56,694 --> 00:04:00,281
Baka may problema ka.
Magpa-check ka sa doktor ng bayag.

91
00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,075
Doktor ng prostate, oo. Salamat.

92
00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,955
Ano 'tong nasa loob?

93
00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,499
Ma'am, ga'no pa kaya katagal 'to?

94
00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:10,959
May hinahabol pa akong flight.

95
00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,336
Pwede bang wag kang tigasan
habang kinakapkapan?

96
00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:14,879
Hindi ako tinitigasan.

97
00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,256
Nakita ko 'yong asawa mo.

98
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Di niya magugustuhan
'yang titig mo sa ibang babae.

99
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-Tinititigan ba kita?
-Oo.

100
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Na parang gusto mo 'kong tirahin.

101
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Alam mo, kamukha ko daw si Rihanna.

102
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Oo nga.

103
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Maganda siya.

104
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-'Tang ina!
-Bakit?

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Buwisit.

106
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Nabali 'yong kuko ko
dahil sa buwisit na paa mo.

107
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Oo nga.

108
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Pwede na pong umalis?

109
00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,073
Sige na, lumayas ka na dito.

110
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-Salamat.
-Dito ka dumeretso.

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-Kunin mo 'yong buwisit na bag mo.
-Pucha.

112
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Sige na.

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A, shit!

114
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Teddy, tingnan mo 'to.

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Tingnan mo 'tong lalaki,
sinagasaan ng 'tang inang 18-wheeler.

116
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Ano ba?

117
00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,469
Patricia, di totoo 'yan. AI 'yan.

118
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Pa'no mo nasabi?

119
00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:07,432
Si Peter Griffin 'yong driver, e.

120
00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:09,392
Normally cartoon character 'yan.

121
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Totoong tao 'yan. Ano ba 'yong AI?

122
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'Taragis.

123
00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:16,024
May napalampas tuloy akong bag
dahil sa kalokohan mo.

124
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Kailangan ko tuloy ibalik 'yan.

125
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Sorry. Ako na ang bahala. Don't worry.

126
00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,031
Kanino 'tong chakang bag na 'to?

127
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Ang baho nito.

128
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-I-check mo na.
-Okay.

129
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Let's go.

130
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Tingnan natin kung anong mabaho
ang laman nito.

131
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May lithium batteries 'tong camera?

132
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Alam mo? Sa 'yo na 'yan.

133
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Okay. Teddy!

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-Mahilig kang mag-picture, di ba?
-Oo.

135
00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,934
Alam ko, manyakis ka kasi. O.

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Napaaga ang pamasko mo, 'tang ina ka.

137
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Alam mo namang mahal ko kayo.

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Salamat.

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Okay, kunan mo na ako.

140
00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:03,863
I repeat, this is the final boarding call…

141
00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:05,740
Teka, tatalikod ako.

142
00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,159
Gusto kong magmukhang si Solange.

143
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-Kamukha mo nga siya. Ganda.
-Salamat.

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-Ganda mo.
-Alam ko ang type mo, Teddy.

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Tama na nga 'yang kalokohang 'yan?

146
00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,881
Ano 'ka mo?

147
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Ano'ng problema mo sa 'kin, 'te?

148
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Kanina mo pa 'ko pinag-iinitan.

149
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Grabe na 'yong pinagdaanan ko sa 'yo.

150
00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:33,726
Dahil sa 'yo, feeling ko…

151
00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,438
Feeling ko, sasabog na 'ko.

152
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May bomba siya!

153
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NAGBABAGANG BALITA

154
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Napigilan ang pag-atake
ng isang terorista sa Atlanta airport.

155
00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:52,078
Ang suspect na si Mark Wicker
ay napigilan ng TSA agents at nakitaan

156
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ng ilang eksplosibo
sa kanyang maleta at tumbong.

157
00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:59,502
Magtatagumpay sana siya
kung wala si TSA agent Patricia Finch,

158
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na kinikilala ngayon
sa kanyang lakas ng loob at katapangan.

159
00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,633
Una, gusto kong i-shout out si Jesus.

160
00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:07,593
Ginagawa ko lahat para kay Jesus.

161
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Wala akong paki sa mga santo
at mga kalokohang 'yan.

162
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Bilang batang puti sa Atlanta,

163
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natuto akong kumilala

164
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ng mga **** sa mundo.

165
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Kung masyadong makapal
ang kilay mo, ekis ka.

166
00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,152
Kung di nakamulat ang mata mo, bye.

167
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Kung mabaho ka,

168
00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:28,489
do'n ka sa Greyhound bus station.

169
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Hindi ka bagay sa airport, ****.

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Piktyuran n'yo na 'ko.

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Hey.

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Lingon dito!

173
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-Makakakuha ba 'ko ng pera?
-Hindi.

174
00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,749
Okay, *********, ayoko na.

175
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Okay. Bye na.

176
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Eto na siya.

177
00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,018
Di pa naman ako late, di ba?

178
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Hindi pa.

179
00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,856
Patingin nga ako. Ayan. Ang pogi mo, pare.

180
00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:03,858
Ang ganda ng katawan mo ngayon.

181
00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,193
Gusto ko 'tong jacket mo.

182
00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,612
Mukha kang slim, confident,
at ready for action.

183
00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,280
-Salamat, pare.
-Oo.

184
00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,200
Totoo na talaga 'to, ha?

185
00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:15,328
Oo naman.

186
00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,875
Mabuti naman, kasi sinasabi ko sa 'yo,

187
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ayoko na sa Bad Thoughts.

188
00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:25,254
Salamat sa opportunity. Alam mo 'yan.

189
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:29,425
Ayoko na kasi
sa patawang prosthetic wig na 'yon.

190
00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:34,430
Gusto kong makita ng mga tao
na seryoso ako sa acting.

191
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,765
Gusto kong gumawa ng…

192
00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:36,807
Trucks.

193
00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,102
-Ha?
-'Yong malalaki.

194
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Eighteen-wheelers.

195
00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,607
Ba't laging truck ang bukambibig mo?

196
00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,277
Ay, di ko alam kung bakit. Tuloy lang.

197
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,905
Okay. Gusto kong gumawa ng feature films.

198
00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:53,950
Sige. Kaya nga tayo nandito, brad.

199
00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:57,662
May io-offer sa 'yo 'yong tinatawag nilang

200
00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,580
Asian Chris Nolan.

201
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:04,043
Ibig sabihin, exciting 'to,
saka mapapaisip ka talaga.

202
00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:07,088
Dapat napapabulalas ka na
sa brief mo ngayon.

203
00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:10,174
Gusto kitang makitang nilalabasan.

204
00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,133
Okay.

205
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:14,303
Dapat pagpasok mo do'n,
basang-basa na ang pantalon mo

206
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,682
at nangangamoy ang tamod mo
na para kang weirdo na 13-anyos.

207
00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:18,766
Tom?

208
00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,017
Ready na sila.

209
00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,565
Smart water 'to.

210
00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,441
Alam nila ang ginagawa nila.

211
00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:29,986
Uy.

212
00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,905
Sobrang astig mo tingnan.

213
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,407
Salamat, pare.

214
00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:37,660
Pucha, Tom Segura!

215
00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,913
Diyos ko! Ang payat mo ngayon.

216
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,249
Kakantutin na kita dito
kung di lang ako lesbyana.

217
00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,835
Wag magpaloko sa kuko. Lesbyana ako.

218
00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,336
Nice. Mahilig ako sa lesbyana.

219
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,463
Lagi akong nanonood ng lesbian stuff.

220
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,382
Tom, ipapakilala ko sa 'yo

221
00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:54,885
ang taong napaka-special dito
sa Chikara Kikku.

222
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:58,306
Ito si Mr. Yoshi Mashimoto,

223
00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:01,142
isa sa iilang henyong natitira sa mundo.

224
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:03,227
Sure akong pamilyar ka sa gawa niya.

225
00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:07,189
Si Mr. Mashimoto ang author

226
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:11,027
ng highest-selling
graphic novel sa balat ng lupa.

227
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,445
-Ang galing.
-Oo.

228
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:13,779
Hello po.

229
00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,452
Ikinararangal kayong makilala
ni Mr. Mashimoto.

230
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,495
Salamat po.

231
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,670
Sabi niya rin, nakakatawa ka saka kalbo.

232
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,381
-Oo.
-Saka gusto niya 'yong blue eyes mo.

233
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,301
Sabi ko nga, kitang-kita 'yon sa camera.

234
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,221
Salamat. Nakakatuwa naman.

235
00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:42,933
Ayos.

236
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,935
Sige. Maupo muna tayo.

237
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:45,895
Okay.

238
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:49,607
So, Tom, nagtataka ka siguro
kung bakit ka nandito.

239
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:52,693
Oo nga. Sabi nga namin,
parang masyadong patago yata 'to.

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Patago at sobrang exciting, pucha.

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Okay, kung gano'n,
pare-pareho tayo ng nararamdaman.

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00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,702
So, 'yong masterpiece ni Mr. Mashimoto

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ay pinamagatang Konyo Yaro.

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-Konyo Yaro.
-Tama.

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Konyo Yaro.

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Ang daling sabihin.

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Tapos ngayon, pagkatapos ng maraming taon,

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gagawin na nating high-budget,
live-action feature film

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ang napakagandang graphic novel na 'to.

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Ayos 'yan. Mahilig ako sa feature films.

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00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,765
Totoo 'yan.

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00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,434
Mahilig talaga si Tom sa feature films.

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00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,560
Okay. Relax lang.

254
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,313
So, Tom, kaya ka nandito

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kasi ni-request ni Mr. Mashimoto

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00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,529
na ikaw ang gaganap na bida.

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-Talaga?
-Kaya nga.

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00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,617
Gano'n din 'yong reaksiyon namin.

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00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,538
Ang dami-daming pwedeng bumida

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00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:48,582
na movie stars, di ba?

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00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,752
Pero hindi, nilinaw niya talaga

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00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,504
na ikaw lang ang gusto niya.

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00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,382
Lalabasan na 'ata ako.

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00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,051
Bagay talaga siya do'n.

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Sa'n kami pipirma?

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I mean, bukas na bukas kami dito.

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Oo.

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00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,644
Nakaka-flatter. Maraming salamat.

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Mukha namang maganda,
pero pwede kayang makahingi pa ng detalye?

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Oo naman. Sige.

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Pag-usapan natin 'yong buo. Okay.

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Masdan n'yo.

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Ang New Tokyoville.

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Ang huling safe zone ng sangkatauhan
sa mundong sinira ng kemikal.

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Ngunit nakaabang ang panganib
sa bawat hangganan

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habang papalapit
ang mga ligaw na cyborg sa bawat panig.

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Ngunit mula sa dilim, lalabas si…

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Bushido!

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Oo, isang mandirigmang tumiwalag
na ipinatapon sa malayo

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at hinasa ng kapalaran,

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at itinadhanang iwaksi ang kasamaan
sa buong mundo

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at iligtas ang sangkatauhan
mula sa pagkakabura.

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Ikaw 'yon.

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Wow.

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Patay. Nilabasan na 'ko.

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Sabi ko sa inyo, e.

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00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,038
So sobrang astig niya lang?

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Parang di na niya gaanong
kailangang umacting.

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00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,376
Uy, bawas-bawasan mo nang konti.

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00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,797
Actually, medyo mailap 'yong character.

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00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,049
Oo, nakatira siya sa loob ng kanal.

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00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,052
Sa loob ng kanal?

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00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,722
Oo, galing sa waste ng city
'yong power niya,

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pero ginagamit niya sa kabutihan.

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-Oo.
-Sabi sa 'yo. Mapapaisip ka.

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00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,563
Interesting. Ano ulit
'yong pangalan ng movie?

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-Konyo…
-Konyo Yaro.

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Konyo Yaro.

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Oo, pero siyempre,
gagamitin natin 'yong English translation.

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Hogtit Shitbeast.

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Hogtit Shitbeast.

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00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,496
Wow. Powerful.

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00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,498
Hogtit Shitbeast?

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00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,876
Oo, kasi pangbaboy 'yong utong niya,

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00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,711
pero halimaw din siya ng tae,

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kaya medyo nilaro natin 'yong mga salita.

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00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:02,007
Astig. Nage-gets ko.

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00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,717
Foreign saka kakaiba.

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Sobrang gusto ko 'to.

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00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,471
Ito?

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00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,765
Kailangan mo raw magdagdag ng mahigit 60—

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00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,433
I mean, mahigit 90 kilos.

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00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,186
Kailangan mong magpataba.

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00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,982
Dapat totoo. Di gagamit ng computer.

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00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:21,735
Alam mo kasi, una kang napansin
ni Mr. Mashimoto

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do'n sa 2014 ha-ha comedy show mong
Completely Normal.

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00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,158
Ha-ha comedy show.

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Nakakatawa.

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00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,203
Salamat po sa panonood.

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00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:35,624
Unang kita niya pa lang sa 'yo,
nasabi na niyang "Siya 'yon."

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00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,878
Na parang ikaw na ikaw 'yong naiisip niya.

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00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:43,632
In fact, nalungkot siya
no'ng pumayat ka nito lang.

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00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,678
Parang no'ng pumayat din si Adele taba.

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00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:52,016
Oo, mahirap nga i-maintain pero…

325
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,606
Nagawa mo naman na dati.

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00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:02,693
Lumamon ka lang nang lumamon, tabachoy.

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00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,778
Sa kanya galing 'yan, hindi sa 'kin.

328
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,574
Ano 'yang lumalabas sa suso niya?

329
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,951
Utong 'yan. Saka dugo 'yan.

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00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,955
Pinapalitan niya 'yong nawawala sa kanya
by killing kaya nakatira siya

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sa ilalim ng abortion clinic.

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00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:20,377
Paisa-isa niyang kainakain
'yong mga fetus,

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tapos pag naubusan na siya,
saka lumalabas 'yong tae.

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Sa dede niya.

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-Sa utong.
-Okay.

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00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,052
Sa utong niya, oo.

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00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,012
Oo naman. Gets na gets ko.

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00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,723
Handa na 'yong kontrata mo dito.

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00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,892
Naka-outline na lahat ng details.

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00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,021
Medyo ano lang…

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00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:42,483
Ewan ko, parang hindi ko ma-gets, e.

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00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,318
Baka makatulong 'to.

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00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,284
-Ano 'yan?
-Isang lunch box.

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00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,744
Prototype lang 'to,

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00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:57,247
pero i-imagine mo, may gatas 'yong isa,
may fruit punch 'yong isa.

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00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,084
Oat milk, kung lactose intolerant
'yong anak mo.

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00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,962
Medyo mahilig ako sa dede.
Pwede kong pisilin?

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00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,254
Beh, go for it.

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00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,593
Wow. Parang totoong dede.

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-Utong.
-Utong.

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00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,389
Ayos 'yong may buhok.

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00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:18,394
Oo, siguro medyo nahihirapan lang ako.

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00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,981
Ang daming bagong information, e.
Pwede kayang mag-usap muna…

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00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,941
Okay, mag-usap muna kayo saglit.

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00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,275
Okay.

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00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,277
Ano ba 'to, pare?

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00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,280
Parte ng laro 'yan.

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00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:33,325
Pare, alam ko kung ga'no kahirap
i-maintain 'yang kapayatan mo,

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00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,452
at bilib ako do'n,
pero maniwala ka o hindi,

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00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,747
mas bagay sa 'yong maging matabang burara.

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00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,582
Gano'n ang tingin ng mga tao sa 'yo.

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00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,919
Ito na ang Black Panther mo.

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00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,921
Fat Panther.

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00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,426
Guys,

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00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,345
kahit sobrang naa-appreciate ko

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00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,889
'yong karamihan ng sinabi n'yo,

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00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,852
di ko lang talaga makita ang sarili ko
na gumaganap dito.

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00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:04,189
Sana makahanap kayo
ng taong aayon sa kailangan n'yo, sir,

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00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,567
pero hindi ako 'yon.

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00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,818
Hindi ikaw?

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00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:14,491
Kasi may naiisip akong 800,000 dahilan
para umoo ka.

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00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,453
Hindi kasi pera ang habol ko, e.

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00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,749
Unfortunately, hindi 'to umaayon
sa pagkatao ko,

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00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,878
kaya mawalang-galang na,
salamat pero di ko 'to kayang gawin.

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00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,304
Fourteen million.

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00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,685
Kaya naman namin mag-adjust.

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00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,771
Pucha.

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00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,773
'Tang ina.

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00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,277
Sige! Sige pa!

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00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,198
Mag-ingay ka! Oink!

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00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,452
Ikaw ang comedy pig ko!

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00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,748
Comedy pig!

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00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:24,686
Pucha.

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00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,331
Pucha.

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