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« The Fire of the Ass » I listen.

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Sonia, I don't care if you have morphia.

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T'es en retard.

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But where the hell are you?

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This is embarrassing. I can't find the restaurant.

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Richie, there was a wet pussy waiting for you here. I'm outta here!

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Hello.

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Hey, can you hear me?

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That's not going to make me climb the walls, girl.

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This tequila, yes.

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Here, darling.

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Long live the revolution!

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Thank you, I feel like my cat has taken off and is going around the moon.

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What are you doing at my bar?

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What do you think I'm doing?

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I'm shooting the opening scene.

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I know about openings.

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They're calling you, answer the phone!

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You're going to pick up, damn it!

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Richie ?

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Hello, Tiana.

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I thought it would be better for the public if they didn't have to read the text messages.

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Yeah, that's not a bad idea since all these idiots can't read.

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It's true.

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We know you, the Wayans' audience.

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Yeah.

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Oh, by the way, I'm glad you finally selected me.

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Yeah, same here, but I'll hide you with you.

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When I saw your profile picture, I almost swiped left because you looked like a complete idiot.

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But strangely enough, gogoles are lobsters.

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A weird head and a very fleshy tail.

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I thought you were from a nice neighborhood.

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Me, from nice neighborhoods?

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Listen, I love the nice neighborhoods, but I'm a Harlem girl, produced and raised in the ghetto, 100% pure black women, yeah.

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Ah, so you're white.

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No, you son of a bitch, I'm black!

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All in bold.

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The letters, not me.

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Black from my home.

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I don't give a damn about any of them.

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Cut out those pearls for me, you old hag.

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I'm going to have to search your shit.

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Hello ?

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So, tell me, what's your favorite horror movie?

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That's not really my thing.

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All these codes in force are rubbish.

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Why is it always a white woman who gets killed in the end?

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Because it's too hard to kill a Franchine.

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You know the type?

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Because if the sister can survive with state aid, then everyone can.

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You know, it would be nice if we met outside.

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Right now?

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Does my word annoy you?

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What's your zodiac sign?

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I bet you're a scampion.

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How do you know?

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Big mouth, but far too toxic.

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Is this the restaurant near an alley?

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Yeah, get yourself together before you get disgusted.

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Roses?

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Ah, not today, you rat.

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I heard you, you old hag.

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Okay, I'm walking down the alley right now.

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I'm here, can you see me?

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Shall I give you a sign?

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Non.

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The person I'm looking at isn't signaling me.

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Actually, she's just staring at me, that's all.

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Well, you just have to fix it, same thing.

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And don't blink, okay, ever.

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You smoke his face and then you tell what?

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They are approaching me.

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Oh no, damn, they have knives.

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You'd better not lead them to me.

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Wait, the knives aren't the worst part.

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The worst part is that you know so much about horror movies and you find yourself walking alone in a deserted alley.

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Yeah, well, the worst thing is that you're bothering one of Alec's girls, dude.

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Cuckoo !

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The girl is in an Avengers-like state.

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Are you serious, Larry?

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I didn't get Donkey Doiseau, I was expecting something more like that.

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That's a pigeon, nigger.

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We said hello!

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Cuckoo !

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Like a black eagle attacking.

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I admit, I messed up a bit.

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Are you finished?

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What the hell is this?

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My name is Tiana Taylor, and my abs have abs.

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Let's go, guys!

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My arm!

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My arm!

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The gloves!

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We can have a civilized discussion.

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Okay, that'll do for tonight, let's go.

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Go home, there's nothing to do but go to school tomorrow morning.

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Hey Tiana, you're showing off because you beat me up, but you didn't even give up your Oscar.

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What did you say about my Oscar?

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They gave it to that other weird girl from the movie Fainting.

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You're right.

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But I won a Coton Co...

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Asshole!

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I can't believe it, this is ridiculous.

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That's why I've never watched Horror Movie.

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It's total crap.

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A succession of star cameos and bursts of farts.

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What, you don't like parodies?

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I prefer hidden cameras and colonoscopies.

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You know, the kind that really pisses guys off.

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Ah, so for you, colonoscopy is just a movie.

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It's infinitely deeper and darker than many award-winning films I've seen.

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Tuesday, no, it doesn't open.

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It could be Ghostface.

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Okay, stop making up stories.

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You only see this kind of nonsense in the movies.

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Hello.

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I didn't think he'd like to open the door.

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Fucking hell.

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I don't know what to do with my knife.

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Hello, Tuesday.

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FINAL DESTINATION
PARK A THEME

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OR EVERYONE DIES

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Hi, Miss.

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What did you take?

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A little Ritalin for my ADHD, Adderall for my PTSD, some Xanax for my anxiety and pills to get an erection.

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Beware of the competition.

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Oh, damn it, Sarah!

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How many did you take?

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I don't know anything, you know very well that I have a sweet tooth.

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Ah, hello, Jess.

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Sarah, you have the hospital on Tuesday.

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She is worried.

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She was stabbed by that other crazy guy over there.

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You know, Ghostface.

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What did you say, Big Butt?

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Why do you say I have a big butt?

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In any case, I prefer this to being a flat-chested woman like my sister.

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Calm down, I didn't say you had a big butt.

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I'm talking about the masked freak, Ghostface.

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Okay, that makes more sense.

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Take that!

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Ah, Jack, are you stupid or what?

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So what?

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I was thinking I could wear this for Halloween.

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I'm letting you know that my half-sister is as flat as a pancake and she was bled by a lunatic who wears that mask.

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Besides, I need to go see her and make peace with her.

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Oh, wait, hey, hey, hey.

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I'm coming with you.

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And it's not because I'm the killer and I'm trying to bring you back to your hometown.

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I'm just your caring boyfriend.

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Yeah.

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That's all.

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Okay, come on, get in the car.

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We just need to make a stop along the way.

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Wow, that's crazy, I'm not even dead.

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And that's thanks to my little campion piece.

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Oh, boudin !

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I don't like it when people stop being considerate, even giving a hug.

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And...

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You need to stop bashing rappers and their shitty music.

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It's embarrassing for Black women if this kind of thing can be...

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Oh, stop it, it's not a problem.

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I'm the kind of nice mom we all wish we had.

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I am not tacked.

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By the way, I have training today, I'll be home late.

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You were only taken on the team because you're black.

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Those binary fave assholes thought you were a fast runner.

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It is 2026.

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If there were still fascists, we would know about it.

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Aren't you on Black Twitter?

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Non.

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Oh, Brad.

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Are you still dating that tramp?

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Mom, enough with the whorephobia.

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She has a three-figure body count, she's a whore.

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She's not a prostitute.

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She has an assertive sexuality.

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And I maintain that she's a whore.

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Hi, Nell.

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You look beautiful.

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Is it already in Nouvelle or what?

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You dressed up as a dick garage.

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You're getting excited, you're wearing a ring.

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Hello, Madame Meeks.

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I love your hair.

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Very Joan of Arc.

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Super vintage.

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Oh, thank you, my daughter.

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Unlike you, this woman rode horses, not dicks.

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I have to go to my African-American history class.

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Slavery is a hot topic right now.

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It turns out that it was voluntary.

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It's written in this book.

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THE TRUE HISTORY OF BLACK PEOPLE
BY KANYE WEST

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Kanye West?

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Yes, the artist.

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For centuries, we have been told stories.

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Proud to be black.

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Goodbye, my daughter.

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OK.

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Goodbye, my little chick.

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Hello, Madame Meeks.

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Oh, darling, I gave you some lubricated condoms.

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The girls are real old hags.

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Mom !

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No, but seriously, Craig's series.

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There's no need to escort me to class, I'll be fine.

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Jess, there's still a serial killer on the loose.

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I refuse to let anything happen to my little girl.

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Your little boy, I am a little boy.

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Excuse me.

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It's not easy.

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I'm having a little trouble with the transition.

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OK, it's not complicated.

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Treat me like one of your colleagues.

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All right ?

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Yeah, why not.

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It's doable.

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Vas-y.

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Your slap size.

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Oh, because you call that a slap.

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Why did you stick a forest potato on me?

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You need to stop being a wimp.

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Small penis.

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I admit, it was manly.

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Who can live like that, it's crazy.

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Oh, my darling, I'm so happy to see you.

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Do you want to go inside and have a cup of tea?

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Oh, how awful.

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Damn, you really look awful.

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Be nice, she's just an old lady who's run out of conditioner.

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Watch where you step.

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The house is full of traps.

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You never know, that crazy guy might come back.

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Welcome.

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I'm fed up with being a delivery driver.

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Madame Campbell.

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My name is Jack, I am Sarah's boyfriend.

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I've heard a lot about you, but never in any way.

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On the other hand, I've never heard of you, Jack.

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Probably because you're an asshole.

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But how could I know, since I haven't heard from my daughter in, like...

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6 months?

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6 years, more like.

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And whose fault is it, Sarah?

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And whose fault is it, Sarah?

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I don't know, it might be your fault.

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You're not wrong.

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We want to learn from the horrors you survived.

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Between us, Scary Movie 3 and 4 made me the most money.

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For a girl, there's no lesson to be learned from this.

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But if you want to talk about my role in Super Blonde, I'm all ears.

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The killings are starting again.

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A kind of masked asshole.

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We have to stop this psychopath.

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My love, you are not ready at all.

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I've been preparing for his return for years.

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I sacrificed absolutely everything.

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You were a terrible mother.

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You're being harsh, my dear.

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We had our little moments of happiness.

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Like the time I took you to the mall to see Santa Claus.

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It's your turn, Sarah.

264
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,400
Move!

265
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,540
Hello, Santa Claus.

266
00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:34,720
I wasn't resting on your lap.

267
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,360
I prefer to remain standing.

268
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,880
You scare me terribly.

269
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:46,960
Mom !

270
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:49,520
Doll !

271
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,360
Say thank you, don't forget.

272
00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,620
Is he old?

273
00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,300
Ah, that's disgusting!

274
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,840
What is this crap?

275
00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,420
I'm sorry.

276
00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:10,860
If that's how you learned that Santa Claus is a scam.

277
00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:13,400
Oh, mother, I really need your help.

278
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:16,300
That you help me heal our emotional wounds and turn the page.

279
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,780
Mom, are you kidding?

280
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:20,980
Help me kill Ghostface.

281
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,000
Do you have any guns?

282
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,220
But you're talking to Cindy Campbell.

283
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,460
I have tons of guns.

284
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:33,320
But none of these guns are registered, since they think I'm disturbed.

285
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,100
So it would be better if you could keep the information to yourself.

286
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:38,520
Oh, okay.

287
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,020
Ah, that's cool!

288
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:40,740
I'll get through this.

289
00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:43,300
I managed not to talk about it on the stakes.

290
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,880
I spoke to Sarah on the phone earlier.

291
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:53,920
Do you think she's going to come?

292
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,320
Now that you mention it, she was screaming.

293
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,200
I can feel it coming.

294
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,200
So maybe.

295
00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:59,580
I'm talking about coming to Woodsville, you piece of shit.

296
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:00,700
Ah, I didn't ask him.

297
00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:01,780
Hey, Jimbo!

298
00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:02,740
Go deep!

299
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,140
Yes, indeed!

300
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:08,820
I also want you to send it deep.

301
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,540
I don't know if this is the right timing.

302
00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:14,280
We all know what happens to teenagers who want to have sex when there's a serial killer on the loose.

303
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:15,980
Brad is right about one thing, guys.

304
00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:17,300
The return of Ghostface.

305
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:18,780
We need to get equipped.

306
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,420
Pepper spray, effective.

307
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,280
A taser, effective.

308
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,720
An anal plug, super effective.

309
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,680
How do you get around with something that big?

310
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,580
It's easy to hide.

311
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:34,880
Up my ass.

312
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,060
That's not true.

313
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:37,820
It's profound.

314
00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:49,530
Hey guys!

315
00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:51,070
I'm back!

316
00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:54,250
Are we having a blast?

317
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,190
Hey, how are you, uncle?

318
00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:56,230
Watch?

319
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:58,930
I'm fed up with you, you little degenerates of Generation Z with your alpha chip.

320
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:05,470
You release stuff like uncle, nitpicking, masterclass, the killer, it's cringe, it's mid, so that old people like me look like fools.

321
00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:07,010
Hey, go on, you, don't follow your uncle, fatso.

322
00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:08,970
Shorty, you are our mother's brother.

323
00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:11,050
So, yeah, technically, you're our uncle.

324
00:15:11,530 --> 00:15:12,010
Ah, yeah.

325
00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:12,930
I fell.

326
00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,470
I think it's crazy that they let you teach.

327
00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:18,110
Giving lessons?

328
00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:18,810
No, fat.

329
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:20,310
I'm studying.

330
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:23,430
For the free facts from the Bible and for the cotache.

331
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,950
Do you plan to get a degree someday?

332
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:29,410
Ah, first we have to film the sequel and I have to join your group at university so I can get paid.

333
00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:30,430
Good news, guys.

334
00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:31,230
Tuesday, it's awake.

335
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:32,750
Perfect for Tuesday!

336
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,070
Who is it, Tuesday?

337
00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:34,990
We need to go to the hospital.

338
00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:36,030
Are you taking the bus home?

339
00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:37,570
Oh no, I'm formatting your 2 backwards.

340
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,390
Are you a helicopter?

341
00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:40,550
What, are you jealous?

342
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:44,350
Seriously, you're smoking gamers all day, glued to video games and you're streaming.

343
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,170
In short, you make a lot of money, but you get absolutely nothing out of it.

344
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:46,970
You said it.

345
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,130
I leave the dirty work to the old folks.

346
00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:51,030
Crazy!

347
00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:51,870
Yeah !

348
00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:53,130
That'll never change, shorty.

349
00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:54,730
Grave !

350
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,250
I need to check my crypto, man.

351
00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:57,130
Absolutely amazing!

352
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,370
I took 3 million straight away!

353
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,270
Oh shit !

354
00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:02,190
I lost 5 million straight away!

355
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,050
It's insane, I swear.

356
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:41,570
The child's mind: No, Sister Brenda, everything is fine.

357
00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:44,370
True, you succumbed to the lure of Sodom.

358
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:48,750
But God wants men like you to return to more orthodox things.

359
00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:49,910
Come, my son.

360
00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:51,470
Let yourself be taken.

361
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,050
Through the heart, too.

362
00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:54,670
God wants you to open up.

363
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,130
Oh no, don't tense up.

364
00:16:56,469 --> 00:16:57,850
You need to open up.

365
00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:00,210
Otherwise, the spirit will not penetrate.

366
00:17:00,610 --> 00:17:02,450
The father will take you, and so will the son.

367
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:05,050
And finally, let the Bible penetrate you.

368
00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:06,330
Open up.

369
00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:08,950
Amen.

370
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:10,810
Brief.

371
00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:15,009
In the name of Jesus, you must let go.

372
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:16,249
Go directly.

373
00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:19,570
I forgot about myself.

374
00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:21,630
This is the last time.

375
00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:24,910
Love this joyful brother.

376
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:28,070
You can't judge a record by the colors of its cover.

377
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,530
Now, open your heart to the Assembly, my brother.

378
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:30,990
We're listening.

379
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:36,450
Um...

380
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,430
It's true, I'm no longer gay.

381
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,170
I have set you free.

382
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:52,990
I'm not going out with your guys anymore.

383
00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:57,390
Even though they are seriously sexy with generous pecs and sweet little nipples.

384
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:58,930
I feel like he's not telling us everything.

385
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:07,750
I will no longer wear long wigs, XL false eyelashes, or fancy high heels with red soles and a cute little bow on the side.

386
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:09,450
Are you wearing my shoes?

387
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:17,170
I will no longer hang out on Grindr to match with black men, white men, Asian men.

388
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:18,650
Are you going on Grindr?

389
00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:25,790
I will no longer go on holiday to the Philippines to compare their ladyboys with those of Koh Tao, Koh Samui and Koh Puley.

390
00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:28,070
And gone is Vietnam, where you get four for the price of the theme.

391
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,330
But I thought it was for our wedding anniversary.

392
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:32,370
Oh, that guy's been around the block.

393
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:39,630
I will no longer go naked into the locker room with my shirt stuck between my thighs and a friend's shirt stuck between my buttocks to ask the only important question.

394
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:41,930
Are you the one playing the man, or am I the one playing the woman?

395
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,450
I'm no longer involved in the jersey.

396
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:44,510
I have been freed.

397
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,610
Good luck to this body.

398
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:46,410
I'm going to do it.

399
00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:47,950
I did not take the oath.

400
00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:50,290
I am going to love women.

401
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,070
He likes women.

402
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:53,650
Women, women, women.

403
00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,110
Women with a nightmare.

404
00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:56,970
Women, women, women.

405
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,310
Women, women, women.

406
00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:05,150
Blblblblblblblb Blblblblblb Non, non.

407
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:06,510
Hein ?

408
00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:10,470
Blblblblblblbl Blblbl...

409
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:16,870
Blblblblblblbl What a...

410
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:21,330
Do you think I should leave too?

411
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,710
I am free!

412
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:56,970
How awful!

413
00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:58,190
Did you see his face?

414
00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:01,510
He's all deformed, and she's become even uglier!

415
00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:08,750
I've been trying to drain it for an hour.

416
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,600
REST IN PEACE

417
00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:11,610
So Marty, how are you feeling?

418
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,050
What do they give you when the pain is...

419
00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:16,130
Is that morphine?

420
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:17,270
Without delay!

421
00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:17,830
Let's taste it.

422
00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:22,330
Oh, yeah!

423
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:25,330
Oh, that's awesome, it's so good!

424
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:31,190
I feel like I'm totally channeling Britney Spears, damn, I want to dance naked and juggle knives!

425
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:34,010
Sarah, who is this guy with the cereal head who has...

426
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,650
That's Jack, my guy!

427
00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:37,990
Nice to meet you.

428
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:40,490
To me, he looks more like a lazy cereal-eater.

429
00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:42,470
Personally, I prefer a kiss in the sky.

430
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,230
The little slut full of holes needs to rest.

431
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:49,510
You two, get out of here!

432
00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:49,970
Yes, madam.

433
00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:53,410
No, stay here.

434
00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:54,090
For what ?

435
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:56,230
What have I done now?

436
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:57,810
I'm scared to death.

437
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:01,630
Oh, Marty, that's normal.

438
00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:05,310
A sick person made nine holes in your stomach.

439
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:07,230
Besides, he already knows where you live.

440
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:12,490
It's true that I could invite you to sleep at my place, but I don't want to attract the bad luck.

441
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:16,130
It's possible the assassin is waiting behind that door.

442
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,180
Hmm...

443
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,300
That's extremely reassuring.

444
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,500
I thought I was going to die.

445
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,080
Yeah, I know, me too.

446
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:29,320
I had organized your funeral.

447
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:31,160
What is this nonsense?

448
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,860
I even wrote your obituary.

449
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,640
It was actually Chad GPT who wrote it for you.

450
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:35,640
But you're still here.

451
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,700
And I will never let anyone hurt you again.

452
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,180
Great, a bowl of ice cubes!

453
00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:47,380
Oh, fuck, you killed me with your pepper knees, you bitch!

454
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,300
Don't commit murder while I'm on duty!

455
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,640
You have to send me to Rwanda!

456
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,940
Oh no, it's pretty much the same size for everyone!

457
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,920
No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine.

458
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:57,530
Oh, get out of here!

459
00:21:58,700 --> 00:21:59,660
Oh shit!

460
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:02,320
Damn it, don't die, I want this job!

461
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,380
Oh damn, that's a bad stain!

462
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:06,800
We're losing her!

463
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,980
Stronger!

464
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,380
Is it dead?

465
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:17,540
At this point, I think we have nothing left but our eyes to cry with, these piggish bastards.

466
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,240
Lord Jesus!

467
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,000
The cable!

468
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,500
You need to check the cable!

469
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:22,360
The cable?

470
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,180
I'm watching, no need to tell me.

471
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,020
Especially The Wire with Idris Elba.

472
00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:28,400
It makes me want to go pop, pop, pop so badly!

473
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:32,660
Oh Lord, accept this breadboard in everything!

474
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,160
Unlike my own ways, the ways of the Lord are inscrutable.

475
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,840
It's time for my break.

476
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:44,700
Oh, on a Tuesday, I'll never let anyone hurt you, never!

477
00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:52,980
Oh, that must sting!

478
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,000
Maternal Complexes

479
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,260
Hello ?

480
00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:03,620
Hello, Sarah.

481
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:06,320
Who is it?

482
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,880
Someone who spoke out in your secrets.

483
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,220
No, I swear it wasn't a Nazi salute.

484
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:14,020
I was elected queen of my graduating class.

485
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,300
I just threw my decoration into the crowd.

486
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,560
I'm talking about your little family secret.

487
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,380
Are you the bastard who stabbed my sister?

488
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:27,300
I had to find a way to get you back.

489
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:32,160
Listen, if you want to fight with me, you jerk, just come on over, I'm ready!

490
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,760
My pleasure !

491
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:39,960
Help me!

492
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,800
Please help me!

493
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,820
I beg you!

494
00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:45,500
Help me!

495
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,640
Bitch!

496
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,760
This is our break room.

497
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,780
We're on pause.

498
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,320
Again ?

499
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,140
In your face!

500
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,780
Please, know me!

501
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:06,780
You're annoying me!

502
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,640
I've been saving people all day!

503
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,740
You can just continue your gym session, I'll stay here.

504
00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:15,160
Enjoy my farafel and my pork squeaks.

505
00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:16,000
What did you think?

506
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:16,780
I'm not your mother!

507
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,840
Beat well, you redhead!

508
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:29,730
You're welcome!

509
00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:35,480
It looks like you hit yourself with something hard, like a metal tray.

510
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,500
I told you, I fell on my face.

511
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:39,500
Can I know exactly where we're going?

512
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,120
We're going to see an expert.

513
00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:54,890
Go away !

514
00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:58,490
Sorry to bother you, we just want to ask you a few questions.

515
00:24:58,970 --> 00:25:01,690
Give me one good reason to speak to you.

516
00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:02,910
I am white.

517
00:25:03,010 --> 00:25:04,230
How white?

518
00:25:04,230 --> 00:25:06,290
As white as Snow White's panties.

519
00:25:07,530 --> 00:25:08,570
Barrier gesture.

520
00:25:08,570 --> 00:25:12,390
When you said expert, I was expecting a Silicon Valley genius from some kind of dungeon...

521
00:25:12,390 --> 00:25:12,650
Shut up.

522
00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:15,650
I am Sarah Campbell and someone tried to kill me last night.

523
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:16,650
You should leave.

524
00:25:16,910 --> 00:25:19,370
I don't want to catch Covid or get stabbed.

525
00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:22,430
Please, just two minutes, that's all I ask!

526
00:25:22,430 --> 00:25:23,410
No, absolutely not.

527
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,010
It's eight minutes or nothing.

528
00:25:26,670 --> 00:25:27,570
But before that...

529
00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:30,570
I need to test you for Covid.

530
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:36,190
Okay, you can come in.

531
00:25:36,690 --> 00:25:38,730
Since when are the days of the week inclusive?

532
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,280
THE PROBLEMS OF THE WEEK OF THE AWAKENERS

533
00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:39,710
On en a le Black Friday.

534
00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:40,790
What's next?

535
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,090
Mixed-race Monday?

536
00:25:42,090 --> 00:25:43,110
Yellow Thursday?

537
00:25:43,110 --> 00:25:45,290
Or perhaps the Tardi, the little Burgundy?

538
00:25:45,290 --> 00:25:46,790
You're kidding me!

539
00:25:48,010 --> 00:25:49,550
Wait, I'll make some room.

540
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,330
It swelled.

541
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:52,610
My fingers are covered in it.

542
00:25:53,110 --> 00:25:54,270
The tests have been done.

543
00:25:55,550 --> 00:25:56,810
Hooray, it's negative.

544
00:25:58,650 --> 00:26:00,750
You're Cindy's daughter, right?

545
00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:01,030
Yeah.

546
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:01,670
All right.

547
00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:03,190
But I don't recognize him.

548
00:26:03,510 --> 00:26:04,210
This is Jack.

549
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:05,850
She's my crush in the script.

550
00:26:05,850 --> 00:26:07,110
No, no, no.

551
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:10,510
Rule number one for surviving in a horror movie.

552
00:26:10,690 --> 00:26:13,030
Never trust your crush.

553
00:26:13,390 --> 00:26:14,030
Look closely.

554
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:17,350
He has insect-like eyes that are empty and cross-eyed.

555
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:21,270
A twisted mouth that oozes from the pavement like a psychopath.

556
00:26:21,410 --> 00:26:23,070
With his leg going into a spin.

557
00:26:23,310 --> 00:26:26,010
And the creepy, serial killer gait.

558
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:27,450
My leg isn't going haywire.

559
00:26:27,530 --> 00:26:28,630
But the other guy, yes.

560
00:26:29,450 --> 00:26:31,350
Ah, it was me I was looking at.

561
00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:34,010
Special Agent Doofy.

562
00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:35,570
So, that stops.

563
00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:38,470
Listen, Doofy, we really need your help.

564
00:26:38,970 --> 00:26:39,650
Don't insist.

565
00:26:39,770 --> 00:26:41,270
I've put away my star, it's over.

566
00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:43,970
Not to mention that we are in the middle of a global pandemic.

567
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:47,530
Sorry to tell you like this, but Covid is over.

568
00:26:48,530 --> 00:26:49,350
Are you sure?

569
00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:50,290
Yeah.

570
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,500
Damn it!

571
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:59,360
What am I going to do with all these boxes of pâté?

572
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,580
Get out of here!

573
00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:02,140
I don't want them to bother you or catch up with him.

574
00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:03,280
Especially since we weren't coming...

575
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,320
WOODSVILLE - GHOSTFACE'S HOMETOWN
22,014 STUPID TEENS DIED HERE

576
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:18,510
It's the sound of the police !

577
00:27:23,070 --> 00:27:25,890
Special Agent Doofy on duty to serve.

578
00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:29,690
OK, just because he took a shower doesn't mean we can shit on him.

579
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:32,830
So, it wasn't a shower, I just used gel.

580
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:34,110
Do you want some?

581
00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:34,910
No, that's nice.

582
00:27:34,970 --> 00:27:35,430
That works.

583
00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:36,050
One, Doofy.

584
00:27:37,510 --> 00:27:44,750
Sarah, are we waiting for your sea tramp or can we start our meeting?

585
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:45,330
Hello.

586
00:27:46,770 --> 00:27:47,950
Sea, did you come?

587
00:27:47,950 --> 00:27:49,550
No, not once in 15 years.

588
00:27:49,770 --> 00:27:52,810
But I treated myself to this pretty vibrating rose.

589
00:27:52,950 --> 00:27:53,750
I'm not telling you the story.

590
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,940
My old friend!

591
00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:08,200
You're the one who taught me how to twerk, but most importantly, how to properly load my bong!

592
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,200
Sis, don't cry, I'm back.

593
00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:11,440
Sardine ?

594
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,620
Yeah, I'm not signed.

595
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,440
That's not telling the story, sis.

596
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,640
How could you believe I was dead?

597
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:27,420
Honestly, between the cancer from smoking weed, your addiction to pork ribs, and the racist cops, I didn't think you'd survive.

598
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,800
Ah yeah, chicken and pork fumet, the killer mix, up there.

599
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,300
That's clear.

600
00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:34,160
Doof, stop smiling at me!

601
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:36,740
Damn!

602
00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:37,840
What's up ?

603
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,240
What's up ?

604
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,460
Hey, he's mentally handicapped.

605
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,440
That's her normal state, you drunken hag.

606
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,600
Hey, go ahead, make a face!

607
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,160
You don't have that old hag.

608
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:47,620
A little respect, please.

609
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,340
I see people smiling everywhere, it's so weird.

610
00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:54,300
I'm not a nice person, so it can only be a curse.

611
00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:56,140
Surprise !

612
00:28:56,140 --> 00:28:57,380
Look what I have.

613
00:28:57,700 --> 00:29:01,820
Cheap gelatin desserts with a dose of alcohol and GHB.

614
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,360
No one will be able to complain that they were not warned.

615
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,860
Besides, sorry for the last time.

616
00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:07,700
I put the tugboat in without my complaint being known.

617
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,320
Norma.

618
00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:09,820
Weaving.

619
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:10,680
Hi, Miranda.

620
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,080
Please, don't call me by my official name.

621
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:13,920
Call me Ma...

622
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,400
Cindy ?

623
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,160
The gene is perfect.

624
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:23,320
This is crazy, I haven't seen you in ages.

625
00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:25,860
I can't believe it, you haven't changed.

626
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:33,140
Apart from your eyes heavily surrounded by wrinkles, your hair as dry as hay, and your breasts that sag so much they burn us.

627
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,140
Otherwise, apart from that, you're exactly the same.

628
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,060
What have you been doing all this time?

629
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:43,020
I completely neglected my children to prepare to kill Ghostface in case he came back.

630
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,320
And you ?

631
00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:50,260
I spent my time getting high school students drunk, hoping to stay young and avoid menopause.

632
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,840
I knew you would be a wonderful mother.

633
00:29:53,630 --> 00:29:54,429
Shall we give each other a hug?

634
00:29:54,429 --> 00:29:58,590
Oh, I'd love one, but I'm a Republican now, so I'm supposed to be racist.

635
00:29:58,610 --> 00:30:01,070
Oh, my daughter, I think all white people are racist anyway.

636
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:01,710
Come on over!

637
00:30:01,710 --> 00:30:02,690
Ok !

638
00:30:02,690 --> 00:30:03,670
Oh !

639
00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:04,470
Take some.

640
00:30:04,910 --> 00:30:05,930
A gelato?

641
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:07,050
Oh yes, please.

642
00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:07,910
Here, try this one.

643
00:30:07,950 --> 00:30:08,610
You know what, Ma?

644
00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:14,150
This house would be cooler if you invested in a ball pit and a condom dispenser.

645
00:30:14,330 --> 00:30:15,230
I know a thing or two about being cool.

646
00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:19,590
When I was your age, I used to down bottles with Puffy aka Puff Daddy aka Pididi aka Diddy.

647
00:30:19,790 --> 00:30:20,870
Alias, it's always the same.

648
00:30:21,990 --> 00:30:23,050
Alias balance ton corps.

649
00:30:23,130 --> 00:30:25,110
Your mom was the most messed up of the flames.

650
00:30:26,070 --> 00:30:26,870
Zarma!

651
00:30:26,870 --> 00:30:28,550
Do you want to see something cool?

652
00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:29,730
I'm going to show you something cool.

653
00:30:37,610 --> 00:30:38,950
Yeah, that's cool.

654
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,170
What are you making?

655
00:30:40,170 --> 00:30:40,910
So what?

656
00:30:40,910 --> 00:30:42,690
You have to hold it like that.

657
00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:44,670
Yeah !

658
00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:45,770
Hey, what's up?

659
00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:47,530
Why are you all so stressed?

660
00:30:47,530 --> 00:30:48,670
It's not even charged.

661
00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:53,170
Oh, les popcorns !

662
00:30:53,170 --> 00:30:54,310
Oh oh, I've started again.

663
00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:57,970
Oh dear, I'm serious.

664
00:30:58,350 --> 00:30:59,870
Every time, I forget the last bullet.

665
00:31:00,190 --> 00:31:01,090
Help me get rid of the body.

666
00:31:01,370 --> 00:31:01,730
Yeah, go ahead.

667
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:03,170
It was great.

668
00:31:03,770 --> 00:31:05,690
And what do you plan to do after that?

669
00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:06,910
I would love to go to Cancun.

670
00:31:07,050 --> 00:31:09,250
Oh, I love Cancun spring break.

671
00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:10,550
I used to go there all the time.

672
00:31:10,810 --> 00:31:13,750
I would stuff some shellfish into my pussy and go to the spot for the week.

673
00:31:13,850 --> 00:31:14,890
That's why you're so flexible.

674
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,240
A WHITE EXTRA

675
00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:24,540
Okay, let's go.

676
00:31:25,420 --> 00:31:26,400
Let's get back to our case.

677
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:31,280
When I see that sniper's face, that of a school shooting perpetrator, I tell myself that you're the killer.

678
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,100
What, me?

679
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:32,540
All right.

680
00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:34,560
And when you see Oufi's agent, what do you think?

681
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,760
Excuse me, but I have no motive.

682
00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:39,060
You were the killer in the first Scary Movie.

683
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,000
Seriously, you shouldn't be in prison.

684
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:45,080
No, I was pardoned for the Capitol assault where I was caught red-handed.

685
00:31:45,340 --> 00:31:46,160
Do you remember?

686
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:46,860
I have proof.

687
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:47,900
It's me.

688
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:49,380
In a lovely setting.

689
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:50,680
I love your strings.

690
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,860
What about Jess?

691
00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:54,680
People want to talk about me?

692
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,340
I'm sorry, but if anyone has problems that could lead them to murder, it's you.

693
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,300
Transphobia is wrong, okay?

694
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:02,360
Jess is a normal guy.

695
00:32:02,580 --> 00:32:02,800
Yeah.

696
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,900
Except that he lacks strength in his arms.

697
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,200
And a dangling tail.

698
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:08,420
Hey, you haven't seen what they installed for me, okay?

699
00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:09,240
I saw it.

700
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,120
You promised.

701
00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:16,580
Well, listen, all we know for now is that all those who were attacked had a connection with the original killers.

702
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:17,840
He wants to kill young people.

703
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,660
Ah ah, that's it, I understand.

704
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,340
He's filming a reboot sequel.

705
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:22,960
Is this something new?

706
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,800
Yeah, it's both a reboot and a sequel.

707
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,720
It mixes the original cast with new characters.

708
00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:31,560
With the aim of playing on some stupid nostalgia and attracting new fans.

709
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,920
That's what they do all the time, remember last summer.

710
00:32:36,180 --> 00:32:37,380
Isn't that a movie?

711
00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:38,920
That I remember this summer?

712
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,840
You're confusing it with the summer when I became pretty.

713
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:41,540
She's right.

714
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:43,280
Hey, where were you?

715
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,380
I was going through the dirty laundry when I found a clean pair of underwear.

716
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:46,480
Oh.

717
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,200
Do I have clean underwear?

718
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,720
Yeah, that confirms that our killer is writing his own personal version of Horror Movie.

719
00:32:53,060 --> 00:32:58,120
Okay, so if we refer to the famous reboot rules, who's the killer?

720
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,440
I think that's obvious.

721
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,120
So who is it?

722
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,040
You, bitch.

723
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,300
Me?

724
00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:08,920
Guys, I'm not the killer.

725
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,820
Ghostface jumped on Tuesday to lure me here.

726
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,020
I think he targeted Tuesday to lure you here and...

727
00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:17,360
You attract me too, then.

728
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,140
He wants to kill the elders.

729
00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:21,100
That girl is a storyteller.

730
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,300
Yeah, clearly, it's a real doe.

731
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:26,320
I'm fed up with all of you and I'm fed up with you too, Meradi!

732
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,060
The way she talks to her mother, oh!

733
00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:31,960
I forbid you to disrespect me!

734
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,820
And call me Mom, darling!

735
00:33:33,820 --> 00:33:36,400
Or mom, or whatever you prefer, it's you we need.

736
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,880
The suspect is still at large.

737
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,980
4 black men, white mask, ripping knife.

738
00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:46,600
Well received.

739
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:52,460
I KNOW !

740
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:58,440
Hello, I'm listening.

741
00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:59,880
Hello, sheriff?

742
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,880
Is that you, Underwood?

743
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,260
I'll give you a hint.

744
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,030
What's your favorite horror movie?

745
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,560
Do you want to talk about horror movies?

746
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,239
You have to see the video of my Congolese friend, it's terrifying.

747
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,700
When you see that, it's enough to give you goosebumps.

748
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,240
I'll send you the link, you'll see.

749
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,420
So, what do you want from me, please?

750
00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:23,540
I'm just paying you to let you know that when you get home, I'll have already signed your granddaughter, darling.

751
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:27,280
My granddaughter is a boy, you idiot!

752
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,240
Who is it...

753
00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:55,380
Isn't that what you're looking for?

754
00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:57,420
Oh, wait, I'll help you.

755
00:34:57,540 --> 00:35:00,340
I have your sausage in peace!

756
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,200
I'm picking up the phone.

757
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,740
What do you want, peace face?

758
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,760
You've got the father, you've got the...

759
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:17,840
son ?

760
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,640
What a pain.

761
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:20,560
Something tells me you're home alone.

762
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,540
Yeah, Dad went out, but the pool guy, the...

763
00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:27,220
The gardener and the plumber who works off the books, they're all here, you blockheads.

764
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,280
Look out the window.

765
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,540
Wait, it won't be possible...

766
00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:37,260
No, no, they are the engine of the American economy!

767
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,140
And I'm too white for those jobs alone.

768
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,220
Let's get straight to the point.

769
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,340
I'm going to ask you a question.

770
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,440
If you answer correctly, you stay alive.

771
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:50,000
Who was the killer in Horror Movie?

772
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:56,140
Oh, pastiche, that was Bobby, and then Ray the gay guy, the guy who liked boys, even though he handled the opposite.

773
00:35:56,580 --> 00:35:57,700
Homophobia in the 2000s.

774
00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:59,660
You see, I got you, bitch.

775
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,560
Faux !

776
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,680
You have to make a special purchase, you silly thing.

777
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,600
Now you are going to die.

778
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,360
BOMBOCLAT !

779
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,280
You should go open it.

780
00:36:19,340 --> 00:36:22,180
I can clearly see you trying to steal my package.

781
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,620
It was easy.

782
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:33,280
Did anyone order fried eggs?

783
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:36,820
Attends...

784
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,340
Don't park there, it would be stupid to let a killer in.

785
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,020
Now you will be able to identify yourself as dead.

786
00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:48,140
It's rubbish.

787
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,640
And with a dagger, like a co-sister.

788
00:36:58,820 --> 00:37:01,880
Come on, girls, it's Ghostface time!

789
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:06,640
Thank you, Ghostface figurines, for the ZZ West fans, for the OnlyFans live news flash.

790
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,460
It's not flash-info, it's flash-nafo.

791
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,360
You don't even have a cameraman!

792
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,660
The phone!

793
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:13,900
Excuse me.

794
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,560
Oh, but no, you are...

795
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,860
Triple nomination for the Golden Microphone award in the Best Reporting category.

796
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:27,280
I was going to say the girl from the series Friends, but a shorter, less Botoxed version.

797
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:29,500
It's a good thing you didn't say anything.

798
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:32,000
You really don't know who I am?

799
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,120
For your information, I am...

800
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,540
Gail Amal!

801
00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:35,740
This is Aelstorm.

802
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,560
Gail, get out of here, you bitch!

803
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,240
Oh, wow...

804
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:43,880
Two girls.

805
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:45,440
Yeah...

806
00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:46,740
Gail...

807
00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:47,820
Wow...

808
00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:49,340
You haven't aged a day.

809
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,860
You took millions of them.

810
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,540
I have my fingers, my fingers, my testicles many times.

811
00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:56,020
Why are you wearing that ridiculous uniform?

812
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:58,200
Uh, yeah, I'm working on it again.

813
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,920
I'm just wearing clothes.

814
00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:01,280
Ah yes, uh...

815
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,440
Special agency official, I have a quick question.

816
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,400
Um...

817
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:09,960
Are there any suspects in this tragic, entirely predictable incident?

818
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,280
I'm not allowed to say it.

819
00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:12,960
Of course it does.

820
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,020
OK, yes.

821
00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:15,620
Perhaps...

822
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:17,000
Tell me a piece.

823
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:20,340
Yeah...

824
00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:24,959
Do you remember when you were giving blowjobs in exchange for confidential information?

825
00:38:24,959 --> 00:38:27,420
Sorry, that's it, I've stopped giving blowjobs, OK?

826
00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:28,040
Since Me Too.

827
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,880
Ah, I'm sorry, me too.

828
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,420
I've moved on to masturbation, but the story has to be worth it.

829
00:38:32,540 --> 00:38:34,120
Yeah, time for a wank.

830
00:38:34,559 --> 00:38:35,340
Okay, fine.

831
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:46,960
And.

832
00:38:56,030 --> 00:38:57,610
I'm going to get you, I'm going to catch you.

833
00:38:57,610 --> 00:38:58,870
Tontonin will catch you.

834
00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:01,130
Give me back my clothes, you little rascal.

835
00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:06,470
Maybe we shouldn't legalize weed.

836
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,610
Damn it, legalize everything!

837
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,240
Hello, Shorty.

838
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,600
You know that smoking is bad for your health.

839
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:28,580
Yeah, that's nonsense, weed isn't harmful at all.

840
00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:29,780
It's packed with vitamins.

841
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,220
And to T, H, and C.

842
00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:33,120
C, B and D.

843
00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:35,520
What's wrong, Shorty?

844
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,120
You seem a little...

845
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:37,560
tense.

846
00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:43,380
It must be because there's a masked serial killer sipping his tea in my room.

847
00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:44,920
Shorty, you're my big guy.

848
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:46,440
Finally, I mean, my friend.

849
00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:47,820
Come on, sit down.

850
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:48,220
Good.

851
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:54,180
Don't you want to give up weed?

852
00:39:54,180 --> 00:39:56,160
Seriously, man, I've already tried.

853
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,800
But my mom told me, I didn't raise a quitter.

854
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,660
So I didn't give up.

855
00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,300
We could try hypnosis.

856
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:09,440
Listen, bro, you can wave all the stupid pendulums you want in front of my face, it won't make a difference.

857
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,580
You'll never be able to separate my joints.

858
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,240
Thirst.

859
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:16,320
Shorty.

860
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,600
What is it?

861
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,660
Tell me a little bit...

862
00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:23,200
from your mother.

863
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,140
Seriously, dude.

864
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,940
Couldn't we start with something light?

865
00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:29,900
Like, from time to time, you lick asses.

866
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:31,180
Yeah, I love it.

867
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,080
Tell me what happened to him, Shorty.

868
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:38,800
She was coming home from work.

869
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,000
His car had parked along the sidewalks.

870
00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:44,040
There was someone inside.

871
00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:46,720
And something terrible was happening.

872
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,920
Why didn't you tell anyone?

873
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,860
I couldn't.

874
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,060
The guys were looking for me.

875
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,460
You were only 11 years old.

876
00:40:57,140 --> 00:40:58,680
I started young, and was overweight.

877
00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:01,380
Oh...

878
00:41:01,380 --> 00:41:02,920
What do you see?

879
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,440
IF YOU SEE THIS CAR SWINGING
MOVE ON WITHOUT BOTHERING ME

880
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,400
I see...

881
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,740
A huge splash hit the window.

882
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,100
Like a geyser.

883
00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:21,020
The cops said it was a murder-suicide.

884
00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:23,560
She killed that poor guy.

885
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:27,160
When they opened the door, their seat slid out like a turd.

886
00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:33,060
Like a frog's eye in the shape of water.

887
00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:35,340
I didn't want to believe it.

888
00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:38,460
What was it that you refused to believe?

889
00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:40,480
That my mother was a grounded woman.

890
00:41:41,460 --> 00:41:45,720
Since then, she had been so wet that the entire parquet floor of her room was warped.

891
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,400
I can't move anymore.

892
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,480
You are paralyzed.

893
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,200
Come on.

894
00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:51,840
Let yourself be swallowed up...

895
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:52,560
in the armchair.

896
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:53,540
Wait, no!

897
00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:54,680
Let yourself be swallowed up.

898
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:16,620
I'm completely K-pop in my head!

899
00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:20,100
No, you're completely K-pop in your head.

900
00:42:33,630 --> 00:42:35,210
I think we need to say it.

901
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:38,710
I'm completely K-pop in my head.

902
00:42:39,130 --> 00:42:40,230
I'm completely K-pop in my head.

903
00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:50,145
Now I'm so strong.

904
00:43:26,510 --> 00:43:31,790
Damn, this is really good stuff! It's insane!

905
00:43:31,790 --> 00:43:33,891
I was more stoned than Elon Musk, guys.

906
00:43:34,585 --> 00:43:36,412
My friend!

907
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,200
FUCKING SHIT! SON!

908
00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:49,720
Tuesday ?

909
00:43:50,070 --> 00:43:51,510
Tuesday ?

910
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,440
Boppy ?

911
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,780
Boppy, what is...

912
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,640
She is going to die.

913
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,300
Are you talking about our daughter?

914
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:05,840
You're probably right, she's tough.

915
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,380
But we'll see what she's worth with a knife in her gut.

916
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,920
I am going to die.

917
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,720
But Boppy, you're already dead.

918
00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:16,240
This hallucination is merely the result of my guilt for having been a terrible mother.

919
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,520
Or maybe it's the smear I just gave myself.

920
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,140
You're going to die.

921
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:23,960
You poor fool, you won't kill me.

922
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,200
You're going to die.

923
00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:33,260
I've had it up to here.

924
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,500
Stop smiling at me.

925
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,180
I can't.

926
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:36,400
And Botox.

927
00:44:37,780 --> 00:44:40,060
It's a psychiatric hospital.

928
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:41,580
Here, everyone is smiling.

929
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,200
What ?

930
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,640
Could you tell me where the intensive care unit is located?

931
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,320
Is it this way or that way?

932
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,280
It's no longer the time for visits, of course.

933
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,460
What was my head thinking?

934
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:57,800
The chain wants to make it clear that Black Friday is not just for people of color.

935
00:44:58,140 --> 00:45:03,540
So go tell that to my friend Noir Benita who is probably beating up a customer for the little thing he wants us to do.

936
00:44:58,180 --> 00:45:01,060
BLACK FRIDAY IS BLACK

937
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,120
Perfect, Benita?

938
00:45:08,860 --> 00:45:10,480
FOR GENERATIONS

939
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,160
ONE ARTIST

940
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:16,360
REALLY LOVED SHAKING IT

941
00:45:21,770 --> 00:45:23,130
But you're not Michael.

942
00:45:23,810 --> 00:45:25,350
Michael has wet-look curls.

943
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:26,850
What did you put on your forehead?

944
00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:27,690
Shoe polish?

945
00:45:27,690 --> 00:45:29,310
People think it's shoe polish.

946
00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:30,670
But I use a marker.

947
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,150
It looks like your hair has melted.

948
00:45:32,990 --> 00:45:34,410
Michael had a breast.

949
00:45:34,630 --> 00:45:35,370
I am a llama.

950
00:45:37,010 --> 00:45:38,170
I don't give a damn about Michael.

951
00:45:38,490 --> 00:45:39,670
You dance like a clod.

952
00:45:39,890 --> 00:45:40,770
I trained.

953
00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:49,650
I did a moonwalk.

954
00:45:52,570 --> 00:45:55,190
He pushed me back like that, that crazy idiot.

955
00:45:59,310 --> 00:46:01,310
Oh, Germaine !

956
00:46:03,210 --> 00:46:04,870
Available for Jude Geeks.

957
00:46:05,270 --> 00:46:06,290
Excluding Ubi.

958
00:46:09,510 --> 00:46:10,790
I'm going to download it.

959
00:46:12,810 --> 00:46:15,190
Who is it ?

960
00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:16,610
I don't give a damn.

961
00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:22,960
I will miss you.

962
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,620
Oh, fucking hell!

963
00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:31,800
Think like a black woman!

964
00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:46,020
Damn!

965
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:48,080
Did Sarah tell you to come?

966
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,000
Yeah.

967
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:51,140
That's why I'm here.

968
00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:54,540
Not to murder you or anything like that.

969
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,020
Why are you wearing gloves?

970
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,840
You're not going to believe this, but I was thinking of dressing up as an African dictator for Halloween.

971
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:03,540
That's what gynecology looks like.

972
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:06,180
Attention !

973
00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:08,160
Look, old man, you almost opened a door for me.

974
00:47:08,460 --> 00:47:09,200
I mean...

975
00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:14,180
This time...

976
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,440
Laughing Gas

977
00:47:26,020 --> 00:47:28,330
I'm going to bleed you dry like a sow.

978
00:47:29,590 --> 00:47:33,770
Oh, yes.

979
00:47:34,870 --> 00:47:35,910
I will...

980
00:47:36,650 --> 00:47:39,310
What is this shitty reply?

981
00:47:40,510 --> 00:47:42,370
That's true, it's serious.

982
00:47:42,430 --> 00:47:43,530
What are you going to do next?

983
00:47:43,530 --> 00:47:44,610
I'm going to cut you in half.

984
00:47:49,270 --> 00:47:51,110
You squashed the eye quite badly.

985
00:47:51,450 --> 00:47:52,750
I can't take it anymore.

986
00:47:53,530 --> 00:47:56,410
You'll be against me floating your earlobe around your neck.

987
00:47:56,410 --> 00:47:56,910
I'm going to kill you.

988
00:48:00,530 --> 00:48:02,190
I'm going to kill you.

989
00:48:03,310 --> 00:48:05,730
I'm so fed up with it, it's so stupid.

990
00:48:05,910 --> 00:48:07,110
You can't kill me.

991
00:48:08,630 --> 00:48:10,590
I am going to die.

992
00:48:10,770 --> 00:48:12,390
I'm going to die before then.

993
00:48:15,210 --> 00:48:17,550
He's really going to kill me.

994
00:48:17,550 --> 00:48:39,230
"Terrifying music" Nooo!

995
00:48:39,230 --> 00:48:41,010
I want the same thing as...

996
00:48:42,290 --> 00:48:47,230
"Terrifying music" Get ready to end up as bacon, you little sow!

997
00:48:47,230 --> 00:48:50,430
"Terrifying music" No!

998
00:48:50,430 --> 00:48:51,870
"Terrifying music" Mercy!

999
00:48:51,870 --> 00:48:54,670
"Terrifying music" No, no...

1000
00:48:58,030 --> 00:48:59,410
Come on, let's move aside.

1001
00:48:59,710 --> 00:49:00,610
Clear the way.

1002
00:49:00,870 --> 00:49:01,490
Let it pass.

1003
00:49:01,690 --> 00:49:03,550
Special police mission.

1004
00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:04,370
Dufy!

1005
00:49:04,370 --> 00:49:05,250
There you go!

1006
00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:06,370
Mission of the generals.

1007
00:49:08,810 --> 00:49:11,110
Look at the little bird as seen!

1008
00:49:11,530 --> 00:49:12,790
What is this?

1009
00:49:12,790 --> 00:49:16,250
My sea sling always said, "Never go out without your gun!"

1010
00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:18,830
"Go!"

1011
00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:20,590
Okay, if you want, I'll go find your crush.

1012
00:49:20,790 --> 00:49:22,010
I'm going to find your crush.

1013
00:49:22,730 --> 00:49:25,950
I'm in so much pain, I'm in agony!

1014
00:49:25,950 --> 00:49:28,170
Sarah, if I don't manage!

1015
00:49:28,170 --> 00:49:30,430
Seriously, Sorette, stop overacting!

1016
00:49:30,430 --> 00:49:32,670
It's a horror movie, you won't be able to tear yourself away from it, Toscar!

1017
00:49:33,290 --> 00:49:34,670
Ask Demi Moore!

1018
00:49:36,430 --> 00:49:37,090
Advance !

1019
00:49:37,890 --> 00:49:39,750
Mission accomplished, I saved Jack!

1020
00:49:41,370 --> 00:49:42,410
J'en ri ri !

1021
00:49:42,410 --> 00:49:43,810
Gusti, are you stupid or what?

1022
00:49:43,810 --> 00:49:44,850
Yeah, there are a lot of people here!

1023
00:49:44,850 --> 00:49:46,670
Well, they're stronger than they look!

1024
00:49:48,170 --> 00:49:50,990
There's no more you and me, Gusti!

1025
00:49:52,670 --> 00:49:54,950
We need to shoot them in the head!

1026
00:49:55,230 --> 00:49:56,990
Still on my mind!

1027
00:50:02,010 --> 00:50:03,610
Stop!

1028
00:50:04,490 --> 00:50:05,670
Crème !

1029
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:09,050
You stupid clown!

1030
00:50:09,410 --> 00:50:10,410
Sang !

1031
00:50:10,410 --> 00:50:11,890
Mothers!

1032
00:50:11,890 --> 00:50:13,950
Underfinger!

1033
00:50:13,950 --> 00:50:15,310
Oh, fuck!

1034
00:50:15,310 --> 00:50:17,010
That's how you do it!

1035
00:50:17,010 --> 00:50:17,950
Oh !

1036
00:50:17,950 --> 00:50:20,170
My ass!

1037
00:50:20,170 --> 00:50:22,290
But as long as they're there, it smells the same!

1038
00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:25,790
Crampille in my ass!

1039
00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:26,890
It's not boring!

1040
00:50:26,890 --> 00:50:28,210
One last world?

1041
00:50:28,210 --> 00:50:30,390
I needed to poop!

1042
00:50:34,830 --> 00:50:35,550
Oh !

1043
00:50:35,550 --> 00:50:36,910
Oh no, there's no way!

1044
00:50:36,910 --> 00:50:38,490
I'm not cleaning up this crap!

1045
00:50:38,490 --> 00:50:39,570
I'm on a break!

1046
00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:40,570
That's shit, you!

1047
00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:42,290
I kill, I don't clean up!

1048
00:50:42,290 --> 00:50:43,090
What did you just say?

1049
00:50:43,090 --> 00:50:43,550
Me?

1050
00:50:43,550 --> 00:50:44,290
Nothing !

1051
00:50:45,350 --> 00:50:46,890
What did you say, family?

1052
00:50:46,890 --> 00:50:48,170
That's your buddy shorty!

1053
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:50,070
Here we go again, it's Halloween, wait!

1054
00:50:50,070 --> 00:50:55,530
And it's another day where I'm going to rake in a ton of cash without lifting a finger!

1055
00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:57,950
While you're staring at me, you bunch of idiots!

1056
00:50:57,950 --> 00:50:59,450
What's your stupid thing?

1057
00:50:59,450 --> 00:50:59,970
Look!

1058
00:50:59,970 --> 00:51:02,070
I want to give a little shout-out to my sponsor!

1059
00:51:03,330 --> 00:51:06,850
Angry Orchard, the hardcore cider!

1060
00:51:06,850 --> 00:51:11,150
They have apples that are arguing!

1061
00:51:11,150 --> 00:51:11,930
Oh !

1062
00:51:11,930 --> 00:51:13,470
We're in good shape!

1063
00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:13,790
No, no!

1064
00:51:13,790 --> 00:51:15,250
I have a knack for marketing!

1065
00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:15,990
Yeah !

1066
00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:18,630
There's no way to have a proper Halloween without a killer guest!

1067
00:51:18,630 --> 00:51:20,850
We have the legend of the game streaming, Mister...

1068
00:51:21,470 --> 00:51:21,750
Demand...

1069
00:51:25,110 --> 00:51:25,670
Sennaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !

1070
00:51:31,930 --> 00:51:32,970
Let's talk business!

1071
00:51:32,970 --> 00:51:34,690
What brings you to this cat?

1072
00:51:35,090 --> 00:51:36,950
You promised I'd be in the movie!

1073
00:51:36,950 --> 00:51:38,630
I called you, but you ghosted me!

1074
00:51:39,550 --> 00:51:42,550
Dude, I thought it was another annoying chick I'd locked up!

1075
00:51:42,550 --> 00:51:43,850
I admit, I don't have to worry about that!

1076
00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:47,810
Hey, speaking of being ghosted, someone wants to talk to you!

1077
00:51:48,630 --> 00:51:49,330
Let's go!

1078
00:51:49,330 --> 00:51:51,590
What's your favorite horror movie?

1079
00:52:03,850 --> 00:52:06,450
We're going back to the theatre, man!

1080
00:52:06,450 --> 00:52:07,030
What does that say?

1081
00:52:07,030 --> 00:52:09,290
I was amazed to see a cricket cat hanging around your house!

1082
00:52:09,290 --> 00:52:09,910
Oh yeah, definitely!

1083
00:52:09,910 --> 00:52:11,750
They have apples that pass them by!

1084
00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:13,250
YEAH !

1085
00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:14,710
What's that ?

1086
00:52:14,710 --> 00:52:15,570
YEAH !

1087
00:52:16,730 --> 00:52:17,610
YEAH !

1088
00:52:18,910 --> 00:52:21,130
We're going to do my favorite thing!

1089
00:52:21,130 --> 00:52:23,050
Spin the wheel...

1090
00:52:23,050 --> 00:52:24,770
DE LA CONNIE!

1091
00:52:24,770 --> 00:52:26,690
But I didn't need to explain it to you!

1092
00:52:26,690 --> 00:52:28,110
Get ready, my boy!

1093
00:52:28,110 --> 00:52:30,330
But warn me, we're going to fry your stupid bitch!

1094
00:52:30,330 --> 00:52:31,890
I didn't do anything!

1095
00:52:31,890 --> 00:52:33,670
Honestly, do whatever you want!

1096
00:52:33,670 --> 00:52:35,830
This is a stupid game!

1097
00:52:39,970 --> 00:52:40,930
Damn!

1098
00:52:40,930 --> 00:52:41,930
Hey!

1099
00:52:41,930 --> 00:52:42,790
Hey!

1100
00:52:42,790 --> 00:52:43,290
Hey!

1101
00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:43,710
Hey!

1102
00:52:43,710 --> 00:52:43,810
Hey!

1103
00:52:43,810 --> 00:52:44,550
Hey!

1104
00:52:46,610 --> 00:52:50,110
No, no, no, no!

1105
00:52:50,110 --> 00:52:50,210
Hey!

1106
00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:50,930
Hey!

1107
00:52:50,930 --> 00:52:51,530
Hey!

1108
00:52:51,530 --> 00:52:51,930
Hey!

1109
00:52:51,930 --> 00:52:52,290
Hey!

1110
00:52:52,290 --> 00:52:52,470
Hey!

1111
00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:53,990
Two beheaded!

1112
00:52:53,990 --> 00:52:57,850
En direct live !

1113
00:52:57,850 --> 00:52:58,250
Oh !

1114
00:52:58,250 --> 00:52:58,350
Hey!

1115
00:52:58,350 --> 00:52:58,470
Hey!

1116
00:52:58,470 --> 00:52:59,130
Hey!

1117
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:03,890
This way, the money!

1118
00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:27,060
It's about time!

1119
00:53:27,060 --> 00:53:29,440
I started to despair!

1120
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,560
Don't miss it!

1121
00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:35,940
Stay calm!

1122
00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:37,800
So he's our suspect?

1123
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,880
Known as Minimum.

1124
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:44,100
He was the handyman at a supposedly haunted house in 2001.

1125
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,320
Is there anything else I should know?

1126
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,620
Your wife hates you.

1127
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,860
Do you believe the earth is plain?

1128
00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:52,660
You voted for Trump...

1129
00:53:52,660 --> 00:53:53,360
three times.

1130
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,640
I didn't vote for a chick, did I?

1131
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:56,440
Serious !

1132
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,900
I think Minimum is none other than the famous Ghostface.

1133
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,720
You can put so many things in it!

1134
00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:05,760
Stop resisting!

1135
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,440
It's true, he did look rather shady!

1136
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:13,360
They went to the wrong station!

1137
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,520
Are your media skills giving you lessons?

1138
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:15,680
Non.

1139
00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:17,540
I have completed an arrest warrant.

1140
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,540
It's not easy.

1141
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,480
Is this guy black?

1142
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:24,460
Not really black.

1143
00:54:25,460 --> 00:54:26,560
It's more of a rotten brown.

1144
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,020
When will he confront me too much?

1145
00:54:33,380 --> 00:54:34,140
Let's stop him anyway.

1146
00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:35,620
We'll find something for him.

1147
00:54:36,820 --> 00:54:39,180
Guys, remember to turn off your cameras!

1148
00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:41,220
Miss Alestorm, it's great to see you again.

1149
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,140
Doctor, I beg you, you must make me younger.

1150
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,360
These little sluts are eating up my audience.

1151
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,100
They are all bundled up in their dresses in front of their rainlights.

1152
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,200
Entrust me to them.

1153
00:54:50,980 --> 00:54:55,520
Corvitus of the flasks, horribly ravaged by time, I will make you whole again.

1154
00:54:55,620 --> 00:54:56,360
What a poet.

1155
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,360
Let's get started with the special Cougar formula.

1156
00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:02,960
I'll let you watch the short video detailing the procedure, and then we'll get started.

1157
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:10,430
Tired of being old and decrepit?

1158
00:55:10,430 --> 00:55:12,610
Want to feel young again?

1159
00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:13,750
Sexy ?

1160
00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:15,230
Fuckable again?

1161
00:55:15,230 --> 00:55:20,290
A single injection boosts your DNA to create a new version of you.

1162
00:55:20,850 --> 00:55:22,990
At best, from the height.

1163
00:55:23,410 --> 00:55:24,170
The sauce.

1164
00:55:25,650 --> 00:55:30,110
Doctor, I hope it's not like that stupid candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.

1165
00:55:34,470 --> 00:55:35,190
It's bleeding.

1166
00:55:51,430 --> 00:55:53,450
That makes for quite a sauce dance.

1167
00:55:54,910 --> 00:55:56,350
Oh, mask upon mask.

1168
00:55:56,690 --> 00:55:59,430
I'm not joking around with hygiene, am I, doctor?

1169
00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:05,670
I think I've changed my mind.

1170
00:56:05,910 --> 00:56:06,750
It remained natural.

1171
00:56:06,850 --> 00:56:08,430
I accepted becoming an old hag.

1172
00:56:08,430 --> 00:56:09,810
Aaaaah

1173
00:56:09,810 --> 00:56:24,800
!

1174
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:34,880
Aaaaah!

1175
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:41,680
THE EPSTEIN FILES - UNRATED VERSION
WARNING: YOU'D HAVE TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO READ THIS

1176
00:57:05,540 --> 00:57:12,480
Oh my!

1177
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,540
Bad movie!

1178
00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:16,740
I stayed for a while!

1179
00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:17,620
You talk too much.

1180
00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:21,480
All you have to do is infiltrate my ass.

1181
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,560
Hey, Sarah!

1182
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:36,020
I wanted to come see you on Tuesday, I swear.

1183
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,440
I'm sorry for everything I've done to you.

1184
00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:40,420
Especially for calling you that.

1185
00:57:40,940 --> 00:57:43,380
It was Mardi Gras, I was super high.

1186
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:46,360
But I promise you one thing, I'm going to kill that son of a bitch.

1187
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:47,700
Don't worry, it's fine.

1188
00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:49,000
Okay, I'll take him to the car.

1189
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,120
I'll take you to the car!

1190
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,400
I'm not deaf, you idiot, I was stabbed!

1191
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,020
I'm taking Tuesday far away from all this crap!

1192
00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:58,060
Oh !

1193
00:57:58,060 --> 00:58:04,520
I tried to run away too, but he'll never let you go!

1194
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:06,300
He decides everything; he holds our lives in his hands.

1195
00:58:06,380 --> 00:58:08,160
This killer is just as dangerous as Parcoursu.

1196
00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:11,820
Yes, I have a friend's son who was 110th on the waiting list of the waiting list.

1197
00:58:12,220 --> 00:58:14,460
The killer, on the other hand, has no waiting list.

1198
00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:16,000
Everyone is guaranteed to be caught.

1199
00:58:16,180 --> 00:58:18,320
Oh, the killer is playing with my nerves!

1200
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,140
Why doesn't he just finish us off right away?

1201
00:58:20,140 --> 00:58:21,440
Speak for yourself, girl!

1202
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,100
But what are you waiting for?

1203
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,700
No, not like that, my dear!

1204
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:27,200
Look how it's done!

1205
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:28,900
What are you waiting for?

1206
00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:30,940
But what are you waiting for?

1207
00:58:30,940 --> 00:58:33,660
What are you waiting for?

1208
00:58:33,660 --> 00:58:36,520
What are you waiting for?

1209
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,200
But what are you waiting for?

1210
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,600
I'd rather die than have you for a mother!

1211
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:43,180
What are you waiting for?

1212
00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:43,400
Hein ?

1213
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,020
Are you sure about this?

1214
00:58:51,020 --> 00:58:52,020
Oh, absolutely!

1215
00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:53,220
Continue !

1216
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,260
Candyman !

1217
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,160
Candyman !

1218
00:59:09,450 --> 00:59:10,650
Damn!

1219
00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:16,530
Wesh, Candyman !

1220
00:59:16,530 --> 00:59:17,990
What's your candy?

1221
00:59:17,990 --> 00:59:23,210
I've got what you want: THC teddy bear, ketamine lollipop, chocolate truffle...

1222
00:59:23,210 --> 00:59:24,230
Ah, that's crazy!

1223
00:59:24,230 --> 00:59:26,590
Why did it take you so long to show up, huh?

1224
00:59:26,590 --> 00:59:29,330
Seriously, Clarence, I've called you like 5 times, man!

1225
00:59:29,330 --> 00:59:30,850
Next time, you'll show up with 3 people!

1226
00:59:30,850 --> 00:59:31,510
You're delusional!

1227
00:59:31,510 --> 00:59:33,170
You didn't even call me!

1228
00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:36,470
What a stroke of luck that I was passing by and heard you through that hole in the wall!

1229
00:59:36,470 --> 00:59:37,650
Move that filth again, by the way!

1230
00:59:37,650 --> 00:59:39,190
Shut your big mouth!

1231
00:59:39,190 --> 00:59:40,590
Go see a proctologist, you fatso!

1232
00:59:40,590 --> 00:59:42,330
And get your face checked!

1233
00:59:42,330 --> 00:59:45,270
I'm giving you ethnicity at 40 years old, that's ridiculous, bro!

1234
00:59:45,270 --> 00:59:46,550
Wait, I'm fresher than Charronnois!

1235
00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:47,570
So, just this way!

1236
00:59:47,570 --> 00:59:50,310
We're not here to chill, but to get totally wasted!

1237
00:59:50,310 --> 00:59:51,570
This is going to be insane, guys!

1238
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,520
Happy Halloween everyone!

1239
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:58,240
Beware of Ghostface!

1240
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:00,420
Where is my large peephole?

1241
01:00:00,420 --> 01:00:01,900
Hello!

1242
01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:03,760
I love it, so stylish!

1243
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,120
You're gorgeous.

1244
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,020
Do you know where your sister is?

1245
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:08,920
Oh !

1246
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:09,620
Ray !

1247
01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:11,320
You wouldn't have come across the quality, would you?

1248
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,720
I haven't seen her since she left for that protest!

1249
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:14,720
Non !

1250
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,240
Oh !

1251
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,040
Ray, let me guess.

1252
01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:20,420
You are Woody from Puffsbury!

1253
01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:21,900
No, that's too gay!

1254
01:00:21,900 --> 01:00:24,559
I am Jacky Leloul, in the secret of Brokeback Mountain.

1255
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,180
If only I could leave you, we wouldn't be together anymore.

1256
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,740
You, you're the one who's going to get away with it!

1257
01:00:31,740 --> 01:00:32,740
Brenda !

1258
01:00:32,740 --> 01:00:33,160
What ?

1259
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:35,700
Haven't you seen my big bag of sweets?

1260
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:39,020
There were chocolates, lollipops, marshmallows...

1261
01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:39,980
Yes, it's for the sharp!

1262
01:00:39,980 --> 01:00:41,340
No, don't worry, he hasn't disappeared.

1263
01:00:41,460 --> 01:00:42,920
I'm going to give it to the kids who came by.

1264
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:44,400
Brenda !

1265
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,220
That was my stock!

1266
01:00:46,220 --> 01:00:47,480
Oh !

1267
01:01:03,610 --> 01:01:05,110
Wouhou!

1268
01:01:05,110 --> 01:01:10,790
I'll smoke you, Big Mac!

1269
01:01:10,790 --> 01:01:14,990
I'm counting a sheep!

1270
01:01:14,990 --> 01:01:17,270
Six pieces of shit!

1271
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,560
STOP THE BOOK BAN
EXCEPT HARRY POTTER

1272
01:01:44,050 --> 01:01:45,250
Shitty atmosphere.

1273
01:01:45,550 --> 01:01:51,000
Shitty atmosphere.

1274
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:55,900
Why is she staring at me like that?

1275
01:01:57,980 --> 01:02:01,659
It's somewhat lively, but it never comes close to your style.

1276
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,200
Oh, what, really?

1277
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:10,980
Hey, hey !

1278
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,820
What is this face?

1279
01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:25,540
Do you know how many infants die because of microplastics?

1280
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:30,740
Shit !

1281
01:02:30,740 --> 01:02:35,500
No, it's Gross Face!

1282
01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:38,100
Oh, no!

1283
01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:39,100
She messed up!

1284
01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:40,720
Why her, in the first place?

1285
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,500
Inclusive pronouns, does that ring a bell?

1286
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:43,740
Yel was stabbed!

1287
01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:46,480
But Miss Yel is driving me crazy with her clumsy remarks!

1288
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:47,580
Yes, she's not wrong.

1289
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:53,220
It's cowards like you who offer their asses to the patriarchy while they crush our necks under their knees!

1290
01:02:53,220 --> 01:02:55,720
Ah, and now we're treated to anti-racist rhetoric!

1291
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:57,300
She's starting to piss me off!

1292
01:02:57,300 --> 01:02:58,720
It's Yel, you bitch!

1293
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,900
Listen up, you bitch, I'm not a hull!

1294
01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:05,440
I'm really calling Yel!

1295
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:06,700
This is getting interesting.

1296
01:03:07,180 --> 01:03:08,340
Don't listen to their nonsense.

1297
01:03:08,340 --> 01:03:11,220
When Yel wants to get laid, Yel knows where to find us.

1298
01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:15,940
Toxic masculinity and mansplaining do no one any favors!

1299
01:03:15,940 --> 01:03:18,100
In what ways is my masculinity toxic?

1300
01:03:18,100 --> 01:03:21,040
I love women and sports, but just not at the same time.

1301
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,320
Take that, bitch!

1302
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,040
My turn!

1303
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,720
Eat that, you rolling-up robots!

1304
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:26,880
I'm going to plant you too!

1305
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:27,740
My turn!

1306
01:03:27,740 --> 01:03:28,840
Screw pronouns!

1307
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:29,960
That's all your time!

1308
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,380
That's the faith of the patriarchy!

1309
01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:41,100
Uncle Out?

1310
01:03:41,100 --> 01:03:41,760
Yeah, I'm my nephew.

1311
01:03:42,260 --> 01:03:44,500
Can I ask you a question?

1312
01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:45,340
Balance !

1313
01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:49,840
Explain to me how one goes about tasting a girl.

1314
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,660
Eat a mussel?

1315
01:03:52,660 --> 01:03:53,360
Put like that.

1316
01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:54,960
It's too cringe, but yeah.

1317
01:03:55,260 --> 01:03:59,240
First of all, if you stopped talking like a 14-year-old white virgin, you might learn something.

1318
01:03:59,620 --> 01:04:00,460
Okay, go ahead, take notes.

1319
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:03,480
The first thing you need to do is stop putting that out of my sight.

1320
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:04,360
The gate needs to be opened.

1321
01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:05,660
Here, you use your fingers.

1322
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:07,460
Sometimes you can use two.

1323
01:04:07,460 --> 01:04:09,260
Two or three if it's slippery.

1324
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:14,260
And when he feels warm inside, you whip out your tongue.

1325
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,560
Don't be afraid.

1326
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:19,980
Give it your all.

1327
01:04:20,740 --> 01:04:22,320
No, no, you mustn't beat the job.

1328
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:24,660
You think you're a lizard.

1329
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:25,940
We need to take it slowly.

1330
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:26,800
You talk with.

1331
01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:28,640
Hey, my dear, I have a question.

1332
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,300
And from where?

1333
01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:33,660
It's like rolling a joint.

1334
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:40,500
All you have to do, nephew, is set it on fire.

1335
01:04:41,780 --> 01:04:42,900
Did you get it?

1336
01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:47,260
Okay, now, if you want to learn how to lick asses, ask your mom.

1337
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:51,680
I have a really good feeling about this.

1338
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,660
Hey, I feel like trying something.

1339
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,060
I thought you didn't want my anal plug.

1340
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:01,680
What ?

1341
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:01,860
Non.

1342
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:03,780
Relax.

1343
01:05:04,620 --> 01:05:05,860
I just want to taste you.

1344
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:08,840
GOOD.

1345
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:12,440
Dinner is served.

1346
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:15,500
Enjoy your meal, baby.

1347
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:18,920
Be careful.

1348
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,400
My kitty is a tigress.

1349
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:23,840
Judging by the mane, it's a lioness.

1350
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:24,560
Ok.

1351
01:05:24,860 --> 01:05:27,660
I'm going to slap you so hard you'll orgasm.

1352
01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:33,460
Be careful.

1353
01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:35,440
You need to get involved with the basketball team.

1354
01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:37,940
Go back into the tunnel.

1355
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:39,240
Yes, a search.

1356
01:05:39,780 --> 01:05:39,960
Yes.

1357
01:05:40,780 --> 01:05:41,700
And lick some more.

1358
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:43,960
Light a fire.

1359
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:44,840
Non.

1360
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,040
You're a vegetarian.

1361
01:05:51,220 --> 01:05:52,900
It's like riding a bicycle.

1362
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:54,080
Roll on, my dear.

1363
01:05:54,460 --> 01:05:55,720
All that's left is to set it on fire.

1364
01:05:58,600 --> 01:05:59,320
Oh!

1365
01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:01,580
Hey!

1366
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,460
What do you want?

1367
01:06:05,460 --> 01:06:06,100
Salutations.

1368
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,400
We heard there was a small Halloween party.

1369
01:06:08,900 --> 01:06:10,220
What does Tom Sawyer want?

1370
01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:13,720
We came to drink, play crappy music and do half-gay stuff.

1371
01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:16,500
Why half gay?

1372
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:17,560
I can help you ?

1373
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:19,080
If you could invite us.

1374
01:06:19,900 --> 01:06:21,260
You didn't need an invite.

1375
01:06:21,340 --> 01:06:25,780
Do you remember, 400 years ago, when you landed here to colonize us with your little dicks?

1376
01:06:25,780 --> 01:06:28,040
Besides, you tell everyone that we feel too bad.

1377
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,840
Hmm, that's some metaphysical stuff, the way your feet look.

1378
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:34,860
Since we stopped collecting cotton, you don't have any more socks, do you?

1379
01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:36,580
Ha ha ha, we're having a good laugh!

1380
01:06:36,580 --> 01:06:39,220
Alternatively, would you be interested in a foursome without the two girls?

1381
01:06:39,820 --> 01:06:40,680
Maybe later.

1382
01:06:41,060 --> 01:06:43,800
For now, let's talk about music and brotherhood.

1383
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,500
Can we show you?

1384
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:46,180
Ah, it'll be alright.

1385
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:57,280
We're like nuts, like nuts. We've suffered. And so-called white racism is wicked.

1386
01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:01,900
You've got me like nuts. It's too late for the foursome, we're all alone.

1387
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,120
They don't have big dicks, but they have big confidence.

1388
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,420
Frankly, the plan and the music don't mix well.

1389
01:07:06,660 --> 01:07:14,970
The plan is your plan!

1390
01:07:14,970 --> 01:07:16,890
What is this, you're all cows!

1391
01:07:16,890 --> 01:07:17,730
Bunch of straight people!

1392
01:07:17,730 --> 01:07:18,870
You did it by your side!

1393
01:07:18,870 --> 01:07:20,310
You defended someone!

1394
01:07:20,310 --> 01:07:21,490
I'm screwed, apathetic!

1395
01:07:21,490 --> 01:07:28,550
Why don't you have one of those student parties where they drink until they pass out and wake up with a sore bum wondering what their friend did to them?

1396
01:07:28,550 --> 01:07:29,430
We agree!

1397
01:07:29,430 --> 01:07:30,230
What ?

1398
01:07:31,230 --> 01:07:36,670
Okay, well, we'll leave you alone, but we'll leave very slowly, just in case you change your mind.

1399
01:07:39,490 --> 01:07:40,750
Have you changed your mind?

1400
01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:42,410
No, not even in my dreams.

1401
01:07:43,210 --> 01:07:43,850
And now ?

1402
01:07:43,850 --> 01:07:44,870
You were told no.

1403
01:07:45,650 --> 01:07:47,150
No, it becomes no.

1404
01:07:47,150 --> 01:07:49,570
Get lost, bye, clear out!

1405
01:07:50,090 --> 01:07:51,810
No, this is getting ridiculous.

1406
01:07:51,810 --> 01:07:53,270
I'm going to lose myself.

1407
01:07:54,890 --> 01:07:56,990
I think I saw an open spectrum on that side.

1408
01:07:57,530 --> 01:07:58,650
You've cracked, it's closed.

1409
01:07:58,830 --> 01:07:59,370
Not for long.

1410
01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:07,160
It's like in Wicked.

1411
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:09,000
I am surrounded by degenerates.

1412
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:18,780
Hey, hello Bardi!

1413
01:08:18,780 --> 01:08:20,400
What are you doing here?

1414
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:21,660
Well, I forgot my inhaler.

1415
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:25,439
Seriously, the inhaler thing is the worst plot device in the story.

1416
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:27,040
She's right, I agree with her.

1417
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:29,780
But we're here now, so we have to make the most of it!

1418
01:08:29,780 --> 01:08:32,280
Put it in a beer, so we can wipe our mouths!

1419
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:37,840
Sarah ?

1420
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:38,780
Hello ?

1421
01:08:38,780 --> 01:08:40,780
Go get your sister and get her out of there right away.

1422
01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:42,080
Okay, my little darling.

1423
01:08:42,340 --> 01:08:44,600
I am a settled adult woman, a mother.

1424
01:08:44,940 --> 01:08:47,180
So nothing obliges me to follow your orders.

1425
01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:49,820
This is the house where your psychopath of a father massacred people.

1426
01:08:49,820 --> 01:08:56,000
Someone wanted to lure you there, which means that this person is trying to lure me too.

1427
01:08:56,180 --> 01:08:58,520
Oh shit, that has nothing to do with you!

1428
01:08:58,520 --> 01:08:59,440
Why are you so distant?

1429
01:08:59,440 --> 01:09:01,880
Because this fucking camera is jumping backwards!

1430
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:03,320
Wait a second.

1431
01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:05,020
Since when have you been tracking my phone?

1432
01:09:05,460 --> 01:09:07,320
I go through a tunnel, it works.

1433
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:07,820
Coupé.

1434
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:16,180
Happy birthday !

1435
01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:19,180
I got my wife's gift!

1436
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:24,240
It cost me an arm and a leg!

1437
01:09:25,860 --> 01:09:27,340
I am truly sorry.

1438
01:09:27,860 --> 01:09:30,180
I thought I was supposed to set it on fire!

1439
01:09:31,220 --> 01:09:32,180
Oh shit !

1440
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:38,360
Seriously, did you think you were in a cotton plantation?

1441
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:40,960
Oh no, you did it again, I don't have the reference, okay?

1442
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,120
I just found this SN accessory in the cabin.

1443
01:09:43,460 --> 01:09:44,440
It's good !

1444
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:52,260
What is this nonsense?

1445
01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:54,400
It's even worse!

1446
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,100
Sorry if I missed another dream.

1447
01:09:56,620 --> 01:09:58,860
But I assure you, I have excellent black victims.

1448
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:05,420
Ah, and yet another brother a victim of gun violence.

1449
01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:08,280
It seems that racism is still a reality.

1450
01:10:08,380 --> 01:10:09,440
Don't say that!

1451
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:12,060
It's always the black people who make me feel promised in horror movies.

1452
01:10:15,780 --> 01:10:17,080
Oh shit!

1453
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:18,360
Now I'm thinking that this has already happened to me.

1454
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,540
It might not be Daylight.

1455
01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:21,660
Yeah !

1456
01:10:22,340 --> 01:10:24,700
Go for it, man!

1457
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:28,500
Eat your sights!

1458
01:10:29,300 --> 01:10:31,180
Yeah, I'm totally freaking out.

1459
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:32,860
Dad!

1460
01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:34,360
Wait, there's a bed missing!

1461
01:10:35,460 --> 01:10:37,180
On t'a eu !

1462
01:10:37,180 --> 01:10:40,400
Get ready to get wrecked!

1463
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:50,980
Why are you running backwards?

1464
01:10:50,980 --> 01:10:52,500
It's nothing, it wasn't me.

1465
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:56,140
Are you sure you're holding your controller upside down?

1466
01:10:57,380 --> 01:10:59,040
That's not good!

1467
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:05,800
It's the pedopon!

1468
01:11:06,340 --> 01:11:07,760
Come and wash up this morning!

1469
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:09,140
Not you, Shorty!

1470
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:10,620
Oh no, you went up there!

1471
01:11:10,620 --> 01:11:11,380
Is there a problem?

1472
01:11:11,380 --> 01:11:12,500
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!

1473
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,600
Thank goodness you're here!

1474
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:14,700
Where were you?

1475
01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:16,520
Because I was there a moment ago!

1476
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:18,840
I should be squatting in the toilets, I'm going to go pee outside!

1477
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,740
Nobody move!

1478
01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:22,720
One of you is the killer.

1479
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:24,720
She ?

1480
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:28,380
Where did the sound on your praying mantis come from?

1481
01:11:28,380 --> 01:11:30,820
I found Brad outside.

1482
01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:32,500
She's the killer!

1483
01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:34,360
I'm not the killer!

1484
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:37,000
It's true, I don't even assert myself sexually!

1485
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,120
I'm a virgin!

1486
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:41,140
That's not true, you've slept with every hot chick in Woodsville!

1487
01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:43,020
Screw you!

1488
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:47,720
The buttocks don't count!

1489
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:54,060
Welcome to Act 3, you bunch of idiots!

1490
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:56,680
What ?

1491
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,520
What's this about Act 3?

1492
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,120
This is the moment when things go completely wrong!

1493
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:06,120
I'm not sure I understand what she means, but I think we need to get out of here!

1494
01:12:22,740 --> 01:12:24,120
That's the idea!

1495
01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:25,640
Brenda ?

1496
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:27,480
That's the idea, it holds up in every way!

1497
01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:28,840
These kids have appeared!

1498
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,540
Nothing to do with all the alcohol and drugs I would have served!

1499
01:12:31,540 --> 01:12:33,760
I say it's the fault of those kingly ankles in the crown!

1500
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:34,660
You'll need this!

1501
01:12:34,660 --> 01:12:34,980
Oh !

1502
01:12:34,980 --> 01:12:37,040
You've got it, in large caliber and in black!

1503
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,440
The blunder.

1504
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:40,000
Hold.

1505
01:12:40,300 --> 01:12:40,800
Oh !

1506
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:42,660
My word is genemonic!

1507
01:12:42,660 --> 01:12:43,000
I'll need that!

1508
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,220
Very well said, Valerina, but nobody saw that mole.

1509
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:46,800
We'll do it.

1510
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:52,280
Help me!

1511
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,700
He stabbed me!

1512
01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:56,480
I swear I'm not pretending to set a trap for myself, help me!

1513
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:58,380
What do you think?

1514
01:12:58,380 --> 01:13:00,540
If you want my opinion, Drake got smoked by Kendrick.

1515
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:01,500
I click on Drake.

1516
01:13:01,660 --> 01:13:03,820
But what was his obsession with being a judge?

1517
01:13:03,820 --> 01:13:05,020
A real snoop!

1518
01:13:05,020 --> 01:13:07,320
I'm not talking about Drake, but about that bimbo!

1519
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:08,080
Oh, that!

1520
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:09,280
It's a damn cheap trap.

1521
01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:10,860
The poor girl doesn't know that we've already crossed it out.

1522
01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:14,260
Freda !

1523
01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:18,660
That's too bad!

1524
01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:20,540
Do you think I'll make it?

1525
01:13:20,540 --> 01:13:21,180
I don't think so.

1526
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:22,880
Oh no, Sylvie!

1527
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:24,400
Oh, Lord!

1528
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:27,280
Hey, bitch, I'm not dead yet!

1529
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:28,240
Ah, I thought so.

1530
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:28,900
I'm sorry.

1531
01:13:29,060 --> 01:13:32,300
You're going back in there and finishing the job.

1532
01:13:32,980 --> 01:13:34,100
Do it for me, Sylvie.

1533
01:13:34,180 --> 01:13:35,900
I'll do anything for you, Freda.

1534
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:42,840
Oh, yes !

1535
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:43,840
She didn't see it coming.

1536
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,780
Oh, the old ketchup trick, it never fails!

1537
01:13:46,780 --> 01:13:47,680
This girl is crazy.

1538
01:13:47,780 --> 01:13:50,860
If she thinks I'm going to go get myself ripped apart with her in that shack...

1539
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:55,820
Attention all killers!

1540
01:13:55,820 --> 01:13:59,860
You have exactly five seconds to show your buttocks!

1541
01:14:12,430 --> 01:14:13,370
Did I succeed?

1542
01:14:13,370 --> 01:14:14,870
Bitch!

1543
01:14:14,870 --> 01:14:17,370
You killed my favorite bank!

1544
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:19,290
You're so crazy about your card!

1545
01:14:19,290 --> 01:14:21,550
Pardon !

1546
01:14:29,730 --> 01:14:31,090
Hello, Cindy.

1547
01:14:32,590 --> 01:14:33,550
Hello ?

1548
01:14:33,550 --> 01:14:37,590
It looks like you forgot the number one rule for surviving in a horror movie.

1549
01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:39,670
Never answer the phone.

1550
01:14:41,130 --> 01:14:41,810
Oh, yeah?

1551
01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:44,870
I thought it meant never trusting your crush.

1552
01:14:46,170 --> 01:14:46,890
Really ?

1553
01:14:46,890 --> 01:14:48,710
Well, I've changed the rules, bitch.

1554
01:14:48,910 --> 01:14:49,970
What do you think of that?

1555
01:14:50,390 --> 01:14:51,550
Well, I have a new rule.

1556
01:14:52,530 --> 01:14:54,210
Go fuck yourself, then!

1557
01:14:54,210 --> 01:14:55,190
No, wait!

1558
01:14:56,910 --> 01:14:59,310
What's your problem with the closet doors?

1559
01:14:59,310 --> 01:15:00,650
I told you to get out of there.

1560
01:15:00,950 --> 01:15:03,090
Yeah, well, I didn't want to get shot down!

1561
01:15:03,090 --> 01:15:04,110
That's bad luck, then.

1562
01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:07,250
Ugly face, bitch!

1563
01:15:07,730 --> 01:15:08,430
Oh, no!

1564
01:15:08,430 --> 01:15:09,690
It's Ghostface!

1565
01:15:09,690 --> 01:15:10,630
I grabbed your toy.

1566
01:15:11,810 --> 01:15:16,350
You're not taking Jean-Louis, you want to avenge your dog!

1567
01:15:19,810 --> 01:15:21,990
The dog is just a metaphor.

1568
01:15:22,350 --> 01:15:23,850
It symbolizes the loss of that.

1569
01:15:24,110 --> 01:15:29,410
Do you know where you can put your metaphor?

1570
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,140
Let the party begin.

1571
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,000
Oh, fuck!

1572
01:15:44,060 --> 01:15:45,180
Oh, fuck!

1573
01:15:58,900 --> 01:16:01,160
She's definitely serious, my voice actor.

1574
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:15,880
Oh, fuck!

1575
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:19,100
Oh, fuck

1576
01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:32,960
!

1577
01:16:46,870 --> 01:16:47,750
Oh !

1578
01:16:53,670 --> 01:16:55,670
Just say it, Sarah, so we can get this over with.

1579
01:16:55,810 --> 01:16:57,690
But don't tell me what to do!

1580
01:16:57,690 --> 01:17:03,249
Sarah, this might not be the best time to settle our problems, but I wanted you to know that...

1581
01:17:03,249 --> 01:17:05,890
I'm sorry I was such a terrible mother.

1582
01:17:06,570 --> 01:17:08,550
I don't even know your sister, Wednesday.

1583
01:17:08,830 --> 01:17:09,390
It's Tuesday.

1584
01:17:09,910 --> 01:17:12,729
I prefer to clarify this for legal reasons.

1585
01:17:12,969 --> 01:17:14,469
Nevertheless, I prepared you for this.

1586
01:17:15,030 --> 01:17:16,489
So, go ahead, my dear.

1587
01:17:16,989 --> 01:17:17,870
Kill that bastard.

1588
01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:19,350
Sarah !

1589
01:17:19,350 --> 01:17:20,009
Jack !

1590
01:17:20,009 --> 01:17:20,670
Sarah !

1591
01:17:20,670 --> 01:17:21,470
Jack !

1592
01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:22,010
Sarah !

1593
01:17:22,010 --> 01:17:22,910
Oh, Jack !

1594
01:17:22,910 --> 01:17:23,550
Sarah !

1595
01:17:23,550 --> 01:17:24,130
Jack !

1596
01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:24,630
Sarah !

1597
01:17:24,630 --> 01:17:25,190
Sarah !

1598
01:17:25,190 --> 01:17:25,690
Sarah !

1599
01:17:25,690 --> 01:17:26,010
Jack !

1600
01:17:26,010 --> 01:17:29,430
Thank God, Tarina, because I really wanted to kill you!

1601
01:17:29,430 --> 01:17:30,910
Oh, take this, baby.

1602
01:17:32,830 --> 01:17:34,730
I told you it was me who wanted it.

1603
01:17:35,110 --> 01:17:36,530
I'm the silly one, Sarah.

1604
01:17:38,250 --> 01:17:39,470
I had nothing to do with you.

1605
01:17:39,890 --> 01:17:41,570
She was always the heroine.

1606
01:17:42,590 --> 01:17:43,990
Oh, sorry, darling.

1607
01:17:44,090 --> 01:17:45,610
It's not easy for me to always be right.

1608
01:17:46,150 --> 01:17:47,310
You should have listened to Duffy.

1609
01:17:48,290 --> 01:17:50,230
Never trust his proof.

1610
01:17:50,990 --> 01:17:52,910
Obviously, it was too obvious that it was him.

1611
01:17:53,090 --> 01:17:55,630
So you start to think it can't be that obvious.

1612
01:17:55,790 --> 01:17:56,190
We think the same.

1613
01:17:56,710 --> 01:17:58,930
Blah blah blah, yeah, that's the principle of the surprise effect.

1614
01:17:59,490 --> 01:18:00,570
Now, go into the kitchen.

1615
01:18:01,310 --> 01:18:02,110
Go ahead, I thought.

1616
01:18:02,390 --> 01:18:03,510
Okay, listen to me carefully.

1617
01:18:04,550 --> 01:18:05,350
Let's be honest.

1618
01:18:05,670 --> 01:18:09,370
There hasn't been a single Scary Movie that's been any good since the first one.

1619
01:18:09,370 --> 01:18:10,810
We're going to save the franchise.

1620
01:18:11,670 --> 01:18:12,710
Go get our guest star.

1621
01:18:14,860 --> 01:18:15,240
What ?

1622
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,700
Hollywood is dead, Sarah Ebrand.

1623
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:21,120
Otherwise, why did they respond to Scary Movie 6?

1624
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,000
Except that the new characters alone are not enough.

1625
01:18:23,380 --> 01:18:24,980
We need the original cast.

1626
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:31,500
Oh, and besides, what would Cindy be without submitting to the loud-mouthed black accomplice, Brenda?

1627
01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:34,640
You don't have to keep emphasizing the word "black" like that?

1628
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:35,700
Brenda ?

1629
01:18:35,700 --> 01:18:37,880
You weren't shot at?

1630
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:39,060
Oh yeah?

1631
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:41,380
Oh, but that's true!

1632
01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:43,640
Look at this, the Lord has healed me!

1633
01:18:44,540 --> 01:18:45,980
Enough of your nonsense.

1634
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:47,520
Stop dancing, damn it!

1635
01:18:50,700 --> 01:18:51,540
Mom !

1636
01:18:51,540 --> 01:18:52,960
Non !

1637
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,540
Did you call me mom?

1638
01:18:55,540 --> 01:18:57,360
Oh, you were just being scary.

1639
01:18:57,880 --> 01:18:59,980
Don't get carried away, I wouldn't go that far, but anyway.

1640
01:19:00,340 --> 01:19:02,180
Stop if you want your husband to pick you up on Tuesday.

1641
01:19:02,820 --> 01:19:03,660
Okay, ladies.

1642
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:06,020
It's time to orchestrate a little banso.

1643
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:07,680
Come on, let's hurry.

1644
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:08,820
Magnificent!

1645
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:11,360
Who are you?

1646
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:12,320
You know what I mean?

1647
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:15,500
We're the bastards who've come to take back control of this franchise.

1648
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:16,380
Hein ?

1649
01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:17,920
Oh, fuck!

1650
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:21,680
That wasn't part of the plan!

1651
01:19:22,780 --> 01:19:24,120
He plotted my death!

1652
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,400
Please throw me into the plan.

1653
01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:26,860
Shit !

1654
01:19:26,860 --> 01:19:27,680
Fat !

1655
01:19:29,260 --> 01:19:31,240
That's funny, really!

1656
01:19:31,740 --> 01:19:34,060
You smoked it straight away!

1657
01:19:35,380 --> 01:19:36,680
Anthony Anderson ?

1658
01:19:37,060 --> 01:19:37,420
Yeah.

1659
01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:40,100
Generally, nobody knows me, except my friend Kevin.

1660
01:19:48,690 --> 01:19:49,410
Jackie ?

1661
01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:50,150
Oh, rubbish!

1662
01:19:50,150 --> 01:19:53,930
Four-time NBA champion, four times Kevin Hart's head, the actor who didn't want to come back.

1663
01:19:54,070 --> 01:19:57,030
Kevin Hart said no, but he always says yes to quality films.

1664
01:19:57,510 --> 01:19:58,110
Yeah, exactly.

1665
01:19:58,410 --> 01:20:00,750
When there's no more, there's still more...

1666
01:20:05,310 --> 01:20:05,990
Bitch!

1667
01:20:06,670 --> 01:20:07,410
How was it?

1668
01:20:07,410 --> 01:20:08,790
Yes, four killers.

1669
01:20:10,210 --> 01:20:10,570
Four.

1670
01:20:11,170 --> 01:20:11,530
Um...

1671
01:20:11,530 --> 01:20:12,030
Blacks.

1672
01:20:12,430 --> 01:20:13,630
Like in gangbangs.

1673
01:20:14,070 --> 01:20:16,750
With the masks you've seen, we look like total good-looking guys.

1674
01:20:17,650 --> 01:20:19,270
But why did you do that?

1675
01:20:19,270 --> 01:20:20,170
The real question.

1676
01:20:20,970 --> 01:20:23,450
That's why you made a sequel without us, huh?

1677
01:20:23,450 --> 01:20:23,770
Yeah.

1678
01:20:24,070 --> 01:20:28,910
When the studio decided to replace the brothers, I was there, that's true.

1679
01:20:29,350 --> 01:20:29,970
They talked about me.

1680
01:20:30,670 --> 01:20:31,530
Who tells their story there?

1681
01:20:31,530 --> 01:20:34,350
You made a scene on camera, why are you crying?

1682
01:20:34,350 --> 01:20:36,870
Yeah, maybe so, but I didn't have time to kill Grandmont.

1683
01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:37,950
Yes, you have your career.

1684
01:20:38,130 --> 01:20:38,510
It's clear.

1685
01:20:38,510 --> 01:20:41,330
But don't you see what they're trying to do?

1686
01:20:41,330 --> 01:20:43,250
They're preventing us from doing our black communication.

1687
01:20:43,470 --> 01:20:46,290
They are trying to blacklist all the black people who should be on the list.

1688
01:20:46,470 --> 01:20:47,330
It's true ?

1689
01:20:47,330 --> 01:20:48,070
Oh, check.

1690
01:20:48,530 --> 01:20:50,270
Hey, I'm proud of you, brother.

1691
01:20:50,510 --> 01:20:54,270
You had an incredible career as a sports commentator after your basketball career.

1692
01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:56,650
And I love everything you do.

1693
01:20:56,930 --> 01:20:58,610
Oh yeah, especially listening to you talk.

1694
01:20:58,870 --> 01:21:00,270
Even though I don't understand everything you're saying.

1695
01:21:00,490 --> 01:21:01,650
Well, have you seen your phrasing?

1696
01:21:06,310 --> 01:21:07,730
You'll stop, right?

1697
01:21:07,730 --> 01:21:10,990
The most important thing in all of this, my friend, is that you're a basketball genius.

1698
01:21:12,530 --> 01:21:14,370
However, you're not a film genius.

1699
01:21:14,790 --> 01:21:15,390
Hey, calm down.

1700
01:21:15,610 --> 01:21:15,970
Eat yourself.

1701
01:21:16,950 --> 01:21:17,970
You wanted to do that?

1702
01:21:17,970 --> 01:21:18,550
We'll check.

1703
01:21:18,610 --> 01:21:19,450
It was too dreamy.

1704
01:21:19,690 --> 01:21:19,970
I agree.

1705
01:21:20,010 --> 01:21:21,170
I'm attacking you, don't be wary.

1706
01:21:21,430 --> 01:21:22,770
It's an acupuncture session.

1707
01:21:23,150 --> 01:21:24,370
Even as a joke, you're not following me properly.

1708
01:21:24,530 --> 01:21:25,750
Be calmer, you can cover me.

1709
01:21:25,890 --> 01:21:26,590
Oh, check.

1710
01:21:26,770 --> 01:21:27,410
But no !

1711
01:21:27,410 --> 01:21:27,670
Facing.

1712
01:21:28,710 --> 01:21:29,070
Cointure.

1713
01:21:29,310 --> 01:21:29,510
Of.

1714
01:21:29,790 --> 01:21:30,150
Feet.

1715
01:21:30,210 --> 01:21:31,190
What is this?

1716
01:21:31,190 --> 01:21:31,550
Facing.

1717
01:21:32,230 --> 01:21:32,590
Cointure.

1718
01:21:32,790 --> 01:21:32,930
Of.

1719
01:21:33,230 --> 01:21:33,590
Bites.

1720
01:21:34,030 --> 01:21:34,950
You scare me.

1721
01:21:35,230 --> 01:21:35,650
That's a genuine question.

1722
01:21:35,870 --> 01:21:36,890
What kind of question is that?

1723
01:21:36,890 --> 01:21:37,950
Everyone is asking the question.

1724
01:21:38,290 --> 01:21:39,730
Are you asking yourself this question?

1725
01:21:39,730 --> 01:21:40,330
Well, him, yes.

1726
01:21:40,970 --> 01:21:42,370
Okay guys, we need to concentrate.

1727
01:21:42,470 --> 01:21:43,370
We came to kill people.

1728
01:21:43,450 --> 01:21:44,490
OK, OK, we're here, we're here.

1729
01:21:45,630 --> 01:21:47,250
Don't worry, Ranginco, start posting your times.

1730
01:21:47,330 --> 01:21:48,230
You have absolutely nothing to fear.

1731
01:21:48,330 --> 01:21:48,910
You're family.

1732
01:21:49,170 --> 01:21:50,810
Manteau, you have our utmost respect.

1733
01:21:51,010 --> 01:21:51,630
Yeah, but...

1734
01:21:51,630 --> 01:21:54,330
In short, Blackuce, your series, it was nominated for an Emmy eight times.

1735
01:21:54,430 --> 01:21:55,470
My face!

1736
01:21:55,470 --> 01:21:55,950
Um...

1737
01:21:55,950 --> 01:21:58,330
Yes, well, to be exact, the series has only been nominated five times.

1738
01:21:58,510 --> 01:22:00,470
I was the one nominated eight times.

1739
01:22:03,590 --> 01:22:04,850
That's something.

1740
01:22:05,370 --> 01:22:05,650
That's something.

1741
01:22:05,850 --> 01:22:06,930
Huh, nominations?

1742
01:22:06,930 --> 01:22:08,770
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1743
01:22:10,250 --> 01:22:11,650
But no victory.

1744
01:22:12,030 --> 01:22:12,590
What ?

1745
01:22:14,190 --> 01:22:15,650
We need to get real, my darlings.

1746
01:22:15,790 --> 01:22:17,410
Don't speak Spanish, you son of a bitch.

1747
01:22:17,730 --> 01:22:20,590
That's for making Scary Movie 3 and 4 without us.

1748
01:22:20,670 --> 01:22:23,050
That doesn't even mean that a friend's life should remain yours, Julie.

1749
01:22:23,370 --> 01:22:27,790
It's because they copied an episode of our series, Good Time, in the series Blackuce.

1750
01:22:27,910 --> 01:22:30,990
Why are you guys so angry?

1751
01:22:30,990 --> 01:22:32,850
Nobody knew about your series.

1752
01:22:35,050 --> 01:22:36,090
No, no.

1753
01:22:36,770 --> 01:22:37,770
And you ?

1754
01:22:37,770 --> 01:22:39,030
And you ?

1755
01:22:39,030 --> 01:22:41,670
You dared to film Scary Movie 3 and 4 behind our backs.

1756
01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:43,810
Sorry, but there were too many heads on the table.

1757
01:22:43,990 --> 01:22:48,410
I was able to buy myself a new churn, a new cash register, and wigs that don't deserve to be on my head.

1758
01:22:49,050 --> 01:22:50,910
And what about you?

1759
01:22:50,910 --> 01:22:55,990
Well, it's not every day you get the chance to work with the amazing Charlie Sheen.

1760
01:22:57,870 --> 01:22:58,710
Yeah, that's for sure.

1761
01:22:58,790 --> 01:22:59,130
It's true.

1762
01:22:59,230 --> 01:22:59,790
It's a legend.

1763
01:22:59,990 --> 01:23:00,910
The star of Qatar.

1764
01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:03,930
The guy sent 47,000 girls into his bed.

1765
01:23:04,290 --> 01:23:06,550
And like, a thousand of these women were men.

1766
01:23:06,770 --> 01:23:07,530
Oh, with a flâneur.

1767
01:23:08,890 --> 01:23:10,050
What's next?

1768
01:23:10,050 --> 01:23:12,010
You killed us, is that it?

1769
01:23:13,110 --> 01:23:13,550
Non.

1770
01:23:14,850 --> 01:23:17,790
Seriously, can you imagine Halloween without Jamie Lee Curtis?

1771
01:23:17,790 --> 01:23:19,770
Ou Scream sans Neve Campbell ?

1772
01:23:19,770 --> 01:23:20,950
Ah, it's called Scream 6.

1773
01:23:21,530 --> 01:23:24,050
You've done it to haunt your little act.

1774
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:28,350
Cindy, do you know how many of us there are in the Wayans clan?

1775
01:23:28,350 --> 01:23:29,470
There are millions of us.

1776
01:23:29,890 --> 01:23:30,250
Millions.

1777
01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:33,490
I'm so happy that our old gang is back together again.

1778
01:23:33,590 --> 01:23:33,870
Yeah.

1779
01:23:34,150 --> 01:23:37,770
Okay, put all your hands together on three, only erase on four.

1780
01:23:37,950 --> 01:23:39,190
Miss, forget about it.

1781
01:23:39,470 --> 01:23:40,390
Honestly, it's really lame.

1782
01:23:40,430 --> 01:23:40,910
It's rubbish.

1783
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:45,230
Otherwise, otherwise, the young girls and the ancestors.

1784
01:23:45,330 --> 01:23:48,190
Or the mothers and the peasants.

1785
01:23:48,750 --> 01:23:50,910
Or perhaps the abandoned and the dispatched.

1786
01:23:50,990 --> 01:23:53,510
Yeah, or even the sexy and feminine ones.

1787
01:23:59,110 --> 01:24:01,490
I came to you to revive the franchise.

1788
01:24:01,670 --> 01:24:04,930
Well yes, look at your faces, you look like grumpy, proud retirees.

1789
01:24:09,150 --> 01:24:12,910
I've been dragging this girl around since my friends started following me around, and my back's killing me.

1790
01:24:14,030 --> 01:24:17,310
Are the guys already dead?

1791
01:24:17,310 --> 01:24:19,230
No, they always come back, like pubic lice.

1792
01:24:19,930 --> 01:24:20,930
Not this time.

1793
01:24:21,850 --> 01:24:22,330
Exactly.

1794
01:24:22,630 --> 01:24:23,230
Okay, let's go.

1795
01:24:23,430 --> 01:24:23,530
Here we go.

1796
01:24:23,530 --> 01:24:24,550
Here we go, there are enemies.

1797
01:24:25,270 --> 01:24:26,810
That's all we occupy.

1798
01:24:27,110 --> 01:24:29,130
The new generation, my ass.

1799
01:24:33,590 --> 01:24:37,290
Okay, what do we do?

1800
01:24:37,290 --> 01:24:38,370
He keeps everything underground.

1801
01:24:47,410 --> 01:24:48,990
That's all we just did.

1802
01:24:49,950 --> 01:24:53,850
Wait, wait, listen, we should still feel guilty for these young people who went up in smoke.

1803
01:24:54,010 --> 01:24:55,550
These young people are crazy.

1804
01:24:55,790 --> 01:24:57,370
That's our franchise.

1805
01:24:57,850 --> 01:25:01,690
We can make one of those killer runs with flames exploding behind us.

1806
01:25:02,010 --> 01:25:03,330
But I admit, it's incredibly intense.

1807
01:25:03,830 --> 01:25:04,550
That's not a problem.

1808
01:25:05,090 --> 01:25:05,990
I like this feeling.

1809
01:25:07,130 --> 01:25:08,390
That's true, isn't it?

1810
01:25:08,390 --> 01:25:09,630
It makes me want to play firefighter.

1811
01:25:09,930 --> 01:25:11,610
You like big trucks, is that it?

1812
01:25:11,610 --> 01:25:12,990
I like the big spear even more.

1813
01:25:13,390 --> 01:25:15,870
Don't you feel a draft?

1814
01:27:29,460 --> 01:27:31,200
in your movie theaters.

1815
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:34,280
Come to me, Earl Blacklock.

1816
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:40,480
By the studio that dared to remake all of Blanc's films with a Romans twist.

1817
01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:46,400
I am merely an appetite, nothing more.

1818
01:27:46,540 --> 01:27:50,100
That's not what you were saying last night, when you were sucking my breasts.

1819
01:27:50,340 --> 01:27:51,460
I have...

1820
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:53,640
The franchises are going to burn us out.

1821
01:27:54,020 --> 01:27:57,260
Too late, you dirty little white-sucking bastard.

1822
01:27:57,360 --> 01:28:00,360
I don't know that bitch, it's my dad's doing, she tried to kill me.

1823
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:01,760
Nothing to be gained from this black man.

1824
01:28:02,540 --> 01:28:04,500
Come and discover the vampire.

1825
01:28:06,460 --> 01:28:07,420
Black spherical.

1826
01:28:08,980 --> 01:28:11,000
In theaters, for Konza.

1827
01:29:25,550 --> 01:29:32,950
Hey, hey, happy birthday, Belgian special agency!

1828
01:29:32,950 --> 01:29:35,810
Y'a un truc qui clashe !

1829
01:29:35,810 --> 01:29:37,030
There's no one else, it's Ghostface.

1830
01:29:38,070 --> 01:29:38,530
Sit down.

1831
01:29:40,230 --> 01:29:40,890
I agree.

1832
01:29:41,850 --> 01:29:44,010
This hand should spend the rest of its days in prison.

1833
01:29:44,650 --> 01:29:49,850
That little hand, without being able to shock anyone, must surely do some great wanks.

1834
01:29:50,110 --> 01:29:51,870
It's insane, I guarantee you.

1835
01:29:52,150 --> 01:29:54,730
With optimal tightening, your gear looks twice as strong.

1836
01:29:55,270 --> 01:29:55,630
Yeah.

1837
01:29:56,070 --> 01:29:58,330
It's not that I want a wank from him, let's be clear.

1838
01:29:58,410 --> 01:29:59,850
I absolutely do not want him to masturbate me.

1839
01:30:00,270 --> 01:30:00,750
Me neither.

1840
01:30:00,830 --> 01:30:03,730
But still, if you think about it, it's like a shotgun.

1841
01:30:04,550 --> 01:30:05,310
Case closed.

1842
01:30:06,830 --> 01:30:08,850
But we'll keep it cool, okay?

1843
01:30:08,850 --> 01:30:09,230
All right.

1844
01:30:09,390 --> 01:30:10,730
Maybe one day, two weeks.

1845
01:30:11,070 --> 01:30:12,850
I don't know how long this film is.

1846
01:30:12,930 --> 01:30:15,030
It's like Christopher Nolan with farts.

1847
01:30:15,090 --> 01:30:17,430
So I want a forceful entry, through the back door.

1848
01:30:17,790 --> 01:30:19,470
They need to feel your big gun.

1849
01:30:19,650 --> 01:30:20,790
We go in and we take it out.

1850
01:30:30,820 --> 01:30:32,380
There it is!

1851
01:30:32,380 --> 01:30:34,320
The star of the day.

1852
01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:39,320
I brought you a cake.

1853
01:30:40,580 --> 01:30:41,440
Make a wish.

1854
01:30:43,340 --> 01:30:46,100
My microbes are thin.

1855
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:50,340
With a slight taste of roof.

1856
01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:55,520
Agent Berger, I'm just trying to extend a helping hand.

1857
01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:56,140
Non !

1858
01:30:56,140 --> 01:30:57,700
But it's a meme!

1859
01:30:57,700 --> 01:31:00,960
Mr. Shorthand, is that you?

1860
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:02,039
Ghostface ?

1861
01:31:02,039 --> 01:31:03,400
Ok !

1862
01:31:04,820 --> 01:31:06,160
That stings!

1863
01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:07,340
It's like a...

1864
01:31:07,340 --> 01:31:09,060
That hurts!

1865
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:11,220
Can I talk to you for two seconds?

1866
01:31:11,220 --> 01:31:12,140
Yes of course.

1867
01:31:14,620 --> 01:31:16,780
All that's needed is an airbag, and that's it.

1868
01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:18,960
That ruins everything!

1869
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:21,400
I didn't think I was going to pay so much.

1870
01:31:21,820 --> 01:31:22,980
We picked the wrong guy.

1871
01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:24,320
Yes, I told you so.

1872
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:26,000
Ah good ?

1873
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:26,820
Yes, I said it.

1874
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:29,160
It's true !

1875
01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:30,120
More...

1876
01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:31,760
Oh my god!

1877
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:33,200
That's exactly how it makes me feel.

1878
01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:34,340
I need to tell you something.

1879
01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:37,140
What do we do now?

1880
01:31:37,140 --> 01:31:38,300
We're slowly moving back.

1881
01:31:38,820 --> 01:31:40,920
Like my neighbor when I caught him in my wife.

1882
01:31:40,940 --> 01:31:42,500
Where are you going like that?

1883
01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:43,760
They are always together.

1884
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:45,440
To my great regret.

1885
01:31:46,260 --> 01:31:47,260
Oh, that's nice.

1886
01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:49,040
We're in trouble now.