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Jesus, Dovi. I just killed a man.
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Yeah...
First kill is always a hard one.
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Why? How many people have you killed?
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None, actually.
I'm a crook, not a murderer.
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But I can imagine.
The first time must feel terrible.
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Fuck.
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Okay, let's get to work with this--
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Whoa, whoa, Dovi!
What the fuck are you doing?
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I'm cutting up the body, Justin.
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You can't just chop him up
right here in your office, Dovi.
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I put a drop sheet down.
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We gotta call the cops
to sort this out.
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You shot the guy in the face, boy.
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Okay, that's gonna be
a really tough one to explain.
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It'll be as easy as cutting up a chicken.
Eight pieces. No problem.
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My name's Justin Diamond.
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And you know what gets me up
first thing every morning?
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Besides for my amazing wife, Natz,
and our two gorgeous kids.
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Bye, love. Have a beautiful day.
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It's the Bloom Prime Program.
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It's a dynamic behaviour system that
rewards you for living a healthy life.
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It's simple, the healthier you are,
the more points you get.
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I know what you're thinking,
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"I'm a high-powered businessman.
How am I gonna find time to work out?"
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Let me tell you a little secret.
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All you need is 30,000 points a year
to reach Gold Status... That's all.
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And once you maintain that,
three years in a row,
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you reach Diamond Status.
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And I'm 44 years old. I'm in the best
goddamn shape of my life.
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- Oops... whoopsie.
Aww.
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Thank you. Thank you for that.
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Yep. Family's everything, guys.
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Everything.
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Where were we?
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First things first,
you get yourself a smartwatch.
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This is a Garmin fenix 7X. It's a beast.
But any old smartwatch will do.
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Don't ask me how much it is.
Just don't even ask me.
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It's twenty grand.
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And when your watch tells you to move,
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you move!
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You do a star jump,
then carry on with work.
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Now, you don't have to be
super active like me.
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Just get your heart rate up
in between meetings.
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- Use the stairs instead of the lift.
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Do whatever you can, whenever you can.
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I'm sure most of you don't know this,
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but I had quite a setback
earlier this year.
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Ow!
- Tore my meniscus.
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How much longer
until I can get out there, Marika?
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Losing points by the day.
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You'll put pressure on the knee
when I say you can. Okay?
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That is why I'm working
as hard as I can
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to reach Diamond Status,
ten years in a row.
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Less people have walked on the moon.
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{\an8}But it's not just about the points,
it's about changing your life.
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It's a badge of honour.
The blue tick on Instagram.
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That Bentley in the third garage.
It's that Gucci handbag.
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And it's in everybody's reach!
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- Signing up to the Prime Program?
- Yes, chef!
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You just have to grab it!
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So, who's ready to change their lives?
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Who's ready to join this family?
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Never stop bouncing me!
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No, no, no, believe me,
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it's my daughter's bat mitzvah,
I want you to over-cater.
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- Yep.
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My heart rate was up to 185.
- Wow!
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- That's a clean 300 points.
- That's so good.
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All right. Thanks, Merle.
Okay, bye now.
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- So, it sounds like a big party, hey?
- Oof, it is.
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I had to put down 200k deposit
for the catering alone.
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Well, maybe when it's all over
and you're a little bit less stressed,
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we can shoot to my parents' house
for the weekend, you know?
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Just chill a bit.
It's, like, just in Hermanus.
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And they're so excited to meet you.
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Marika...
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Are you talking to people about us?
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No?
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Oh, my God.
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No! No.
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Like, you know, just, um...
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like my parents, and, you know,
some close friends,
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and Kim, but I'm not
talking to her anymore--
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Are you fucking insane?
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Why?
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Okay...
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Okay, okay, okay...
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I think we need to end
whatever this is, right now.
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Okay? It was only supposed to be
a bit of fun. And it was fun.
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But--
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Fuck.
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But I thought we were, like, an item?
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I'm sorry...
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You okay? Okay.
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Okay... Bye, now.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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This is so lame.
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We stand here and we greet the guests,
Rya. It's good manners.
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Ezra, off the iPad, please, boy.
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Ezzie, please,
Daddy said off the iPad, now.
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Oh, my God. I hope I look okay.
Is this outfit trying too hard?
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Oh, babes, come on.
You look like a million bucks.
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Nobody's gonna show up. They're all going
to Zara's bat mitzvah instead of mine.
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Zara's mother should know better
than to clash with Team Diamond.
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Oh, my God, Mom,
stop saying "Team Diamond".
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- It's so lame.
- I'm sure they'll come to both, sweetie.
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Mazel tov, guys.
Oh, you look so stunning.
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So do you.
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- Mazel tov.
- Thanks, Steve.
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Oh, my God. Did you hear what happened
to the Solomons last night?
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What happened?
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That Blue Beanie gang? The one that's
literally been terrorising Fresnaye...
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- cleaned them out.
- Oh, my God. Are they okay?
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They're in Plett, thank God.
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But, they took everything. Krugerrands,
jewellery, Shirley's designer handbags.
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That is so terrible.
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Thank God you're here.
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Rya, where are you going?
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Ezra? Oh, my God.
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Thanks for coming, guys.
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Grab Merle's devilled eggs
while you still can.
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There's my boy.
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Hi, Ma.
Hmm.
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Hi, Hazel. You look so stunning.
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Thanks, Natz. I got it at Martine's.
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Thought you'd message when you ready?
I didn't know you knew how to uber.
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Your brother picked me up.
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Ma, don't tell me you brought Dovi.
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Jus...
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Mazels, my boy. Hey?
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- Natz.
- Hi, Dovi.
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How are you?
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So, what, you just decided to show up?
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I told him to come. He's your brother.
And today is a special day.
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Yeah, my invite must have got lost
in the mail, hey?
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But there's no ways I would miss
this milestone. Never.
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- Natz, you look stunning.
- Thanks, Dovi.
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Did you hear about the Blue Beanie gang?
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Listen to your wife, boy.
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She hears about a crime,
she thinks I'm an expert.
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Listen, Natz, chas ve-chalila
they should come here,
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but they're small-time criminals.
Nothing to worry about.
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- Okay.
Where's the bat mitzvah girl?
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Ah!
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Oh, my God.
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Mom...
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What were you thinking
bringing Dovi here, Ma?
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He is your brother and it is disgusting
that you didn't invite him.
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Believe you me,
life is too short for faribels.
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I'm not faribeled.
He's a crook. I have a reputation.
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- A diamond necklace.
- Enjoy it, my girl.
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- Thank you, Uncle Dovi.
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Oh! Rabbi Horowitz.
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- Lovely to see you.
- Dovi, what a wonderful surprise.
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You know, I've been thinking about
signing up to shul.
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I haven't been a member
since my old man took us.
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Well, your father was an absolute mensch.
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A real pillar of the community.
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Unfortunately, there's
rather a long waiting list at the moment,
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you know, what with Rosh Hashanah
and everything coming up.
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- Is that right, hey?
- Everything all right here, Rabbi?
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Yes, Justin. I was just, uh,
getting set up for the ceremony.
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Great idea. Great, this way.
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Dovi, just don't talk to the rabbi.
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That gambling degenerate?
He knows I'm onto him.
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Gambling degenerate?
The head of the Sea Point community.
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Doesn't mean he's not at the bookies
once a week.
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I've seen him there, boet.
He wears a cap, what a doos.
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Recognise that scraggly beard
miles away.
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Okay, Dovi. Listen...
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I know we haven't seen each other
in a while, but I really would love it
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if you just kept a low profile today.
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What? Embarrassed by your big brother?
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I just really need things to go well.
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Okay. Nobody's causing a scene, boy.
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Noogie!
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Jeez, man. What the hell, dude?
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I was just having some fun, man.
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Justin...
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your mother is decimating
my buffet table.
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Justin! I didn't know that Dovi Diamond
was a relation?
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Oh, he's not.
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- Ma, Ma, Ma. What are you doing?
- Yes?
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You know how your father
loves his cheesecake.
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Okay, okay, Ma. Sorry.
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Dad's been dead...
twenty-five years. It's 2024.
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Yeah.
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Michelle!
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Please help my mom
to the kitchen. Thank you.
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- Come, Auntie Haze. Come on.
- Thank you. There you go.
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- Oh, and, uh... pills.
Okay.
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Come. Let's go inside, come on.
But I want another Tupperware.
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Mazels for Rya.
Everything looks stunning.
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Thanks.
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But I mean, have you...
have you had something done?
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Did you like-- Have you lost weight?
I mean, what is happening?
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I do have something new I'm doing,
but if you want to know more...
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let's meet for a coffee.
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Okay? Is it like...
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Come over.
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Hey!
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Rabbi Horowitz, family, friends.
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What a simcha!
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Hey? Am I right?
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I'd also like to give a warm welcome,
all the way from Durban,
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- the Singh family.
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Wonderful to have you!
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Nobody let them leave before I sign them
to the Prime Program, okay?
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I'd also like to thank
my beautiful wife, Natz.
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All the organising
and the attention to detail.
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It's absolutely stunning.
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You know, you're the backbone
of this family.
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Team Diamond would be lost without you.
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I'd be lost without you.
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Aww.
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- I love you.
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But, anyway, um,
what can I say about beautiful Rya?
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You know, I, uh...
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Um...
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Um...
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Uh...
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I... I would like to play
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um, a video presentation for everyone
that we've prepared for today.
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This is so embarrassing.
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- Why's he playing it now?
- I have absolutely no idea.
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Roll the--
Roll video, please, roll...
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Babe, what's happening?
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Oh, no. Quick bathroom break.
It'll warm up the crowd.
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Oh, okay.
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- Hey! Oh, my God. This is so nice. Ah!
Why you here?
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Aww...
Oh, sweet. Is that Rya?
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That's the hat I got in Italy.
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- It's beautiful. It's so lovely.
- I know. It's very special.
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Ow, ow, ow...
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Wow.
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Oh, I love your house.
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- Marika?
What?
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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Look, Justin, you can't just fuck me
and then throw me out like trash, okay?
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Like, my parents
were so excited to meet you.
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Marika, we were having an affair, okay?
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It's supposed to be kept a secret,
as in you don't tell anybody about it.
243
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You want me to keep it a secret?
244
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:29,876
Yes!
245
00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:31,668
Well, I don't know, hey, Justin.
246
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,543
I'm like an open book.
247
00:12:33,543 --> 00:12:35,668
- I wear my heart on my sleeves.
248
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:37,751
Keeping a secret isn't that easy for me.
249
00:12:37,751 --> 00:12:39,834
Okay. Well, can you try?
250
00:12:40,751 --> 00:12:41,751
Yes.
251
00:12:42,584 --> 00:12:43,876
But it's gonna cost you.
252
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,626
Okay, Marika, think very carefully
about what you're saying.
253
00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:50,459
I have thought carefully
about what I'm saying, Justin.
254
00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:53,376
And for me to keep quiet
it is going to cost you,
255
00:12:53,376 --> 00:12:55,168
a hundred million rand.
256
00:12:56,293 --> 00:12:57,793
A million rand.
257
00:13:00,168 --> 00:13:02,584
Come on. I mean, that's...
that's ridiculous.
258
00:13:02,584 --> 00:13:04,459
Well, that's what I want, Justin.
259
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:09,168
And if I can't have you,
then I want a million rand.
260
00:13:09,334 --> 00:13:11,626
The bat mitzvah's
cleaned me out of my cash flow.
261
00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:13,709
I don't have that money
just lying around.
262
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,876
I'm sure you'll make a plan. Okay?
263
00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:28,334
Aww.
- Such a beautiful family.
264
00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:30,334
What happened, babe?
265
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:33,084
Oh, nothing. Just had to deal with
something that was--
266
00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:35,834
- It's all good now.
- Okay.
267
00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:40,459
♪ My world's all diamonds ♪
♪ When I'm with you ♪
268
00:14:20,334 --> 00:14:23,001
I've been tagged in, like,
a million pictures.
269
00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:25,668
Oh, my God, my batti was so much fun.
270
00:14:25,668 --> 00:14:27,209
Please, can we do it all again?
271
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,209
Yeah, I wish, sweetie.
272
00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:33,459
Rya, you can't wear
your diamond necklace to school.
273
00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:35,543
But, Uncle Dovi gave it to me.
274
00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:38,084
Well, Uncle Dovi doesn't set
a good example.
275
00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:40,543
But he's so much fun.
He sends me the best memes.
276
00:14:40,543 --> 00:14:41,543
Look.
277
00:14:42,126 --> 00:14:44,668
- Are you guys texting?
- My God, DM'ing.
278
00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:47,751
Rya, I don't want you
talking to Uncle Dovi. Okay?
279
00:14:48,126 --> 00:14:49,334
He's a bad egg.
280
00:14:49,334 --> 00:14:51,376
You know he's a criminal?
He went to jail.
281
00:14:51,543 --> 00:14:53,418
What did he go to jail for?
282
00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:01,834
Doesn't matter.
283
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,043
Badass.
284
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:05,834
It's not badass. It's just... bad.
285
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:12,501
You could've destroyed everything
by showing up yesterday.
286
00:15:12,668 --> 00:15:14,293
I want the money, Justin.
287
00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:16,793
Marika... Look, I know you're upset,
288
00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:20,043
but if you think I'm gonna pay you
a million rand, you're insane.
289
00:15:20,209 --> 00:15:23,793
Well, I am insane, Justin.
If you don't pay me by midday on Friday,
290
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:26,751
I'm gonna go over to your house
and tell Natalie everything.
291
00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:31,293
- You don't mean that.
- Try me. Send me the POP once it's done.
292
00:15:31,459 --> 00:15:33,918
Dad, come on.
- Yep, yep.
293
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:38,793
Seriously, Natz,
those flowers were something else.
294
00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:42,584
Hey? Heike is incredible.
I mean, you must see her setup.
295
00:15:42,584 --> 00:15:45,001
She was literally there
from three in the morning.
296
00:15:45,001 --> 00:15:46,251
I wish I had a girl.
297
00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:49,043
I have to decorate Dylan's birthday
with superheroes.
298
00:15:49,043 --> 00:15:51,376
- Yeah, it's the worst.
- Mm.
299
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:55,126
But seriously, babe,
you are glowing like a lamp.
300
00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:58,001
What is happening? Are you doing, like...
301
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,834
- mushroom journeys?
302
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,293
Oh, my God.
303
00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:05,584
- Do not tell me you are pregnant.
- Oh, God. No.
304
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:08,459
Going through that hell twice
was more than enough for me.
305
00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:14,709
It's a bit of a difficult thing
to explain.
306
00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:19,543
Okay, no peeking.
It's almost ready.
307
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:22,543
I literally cannot imagine
what you're about to show me.
308
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:25,584
Okay... Open.
309
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:29,834
Natz, meet Mauro, my silicone boyfriend.
310
00:16:30,668 --> 00:16:32,293
Okay, what is happening right now?
311
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,876
Okay, it's perfectly customisable
to your every need.
312
00:16:35,876 --> 00:16:37,334
It is...
313
00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:39,501
your ultimate fantasy man.
314
00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:42,543
Jesus, Amy! What the fuck?
315
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,334
Are you having sex with this thing?
316
00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:45,918
Yes!
317
00:16:46,126 --> 00:16:48,251
- What about Jake?
- Well, what about Jake?
318
00:16:48,251 --> 00:16:49,626
This isn't about Jake.
319
00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:52,043
Okay, well-- Okay, maybe it is.
320
00:16:52,043 --> 00:16:54,418
Because, you know, he travels
all the time.
321
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:57,209
Oh, no. I'm sorry. But, um--
Okay. You know what?
322
00:16:57,209 --> 00:16:59,543
I love you,
but this is just not my thing, okay?
323
00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:03,001
Don't be such a prude, Natz.
Don't you get it?
324
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:06,001
This is about having your own personal,
guilt-free experience.
325
00:17:06,168 --> 00:17:09,001
But it's like a weird, scary doll.
What the fuck?
326
00:17:09,168 --> 00:17:12,334
You saying you've never closed
your eyes and imagined someone else?
327
00:17:12,334 --> 00:17:15,501
- No! I have not.
- So, you don't have a fantasy crush?
328
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:16,876
Someone you'd love to fuck?
329
00:17:17,459 --> 00:17:20,459
Okay. Firstly, Justin and I don't fuck...
330
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,001
We make love.
331
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:24,418
And he is my fantasy crush,
I'm very lucky.
332
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,751
And I can literally
initiate sex just by wearing a towel.
333
00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:28,751
Sounds amazing.
334
00:17:28,751 --> 00:17:29,876
I mean...
335
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:31,751
is that supposed to be John Bon Jovi?
336
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:35,334
- Is that your celebrity crush?
Just check out the website.
337
00:17:36,084 --> 00:17:37,834
Perfectly normal. No shame.
338
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,084
You missed your deadline, Justin.
339
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:17,501
Are you okay?
340
00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:19,793
Yeah.
341
00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:27,084
A million rand. Cash?
342
00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:30,876
The seller said he'll only
accept a deposit in cash. So, um...
343
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,959
Justin, you're still in arrears
on your current property.
344
00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:37,043
I strongly advise against
purchasing another one at this time.
345
00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:40,959
Yeah. And... and I get that.
It's just, you see, in my line of work,
346
00:18:40,959 --> 00:18:43,334
it's about presenting
a certain type of image.
347
00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:46,334
Now, I told the client
I have a house in Plett,
348
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,668
it's only a matter of time
before he calls me on that. See?
349
00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:51,293
What does Natalie say about this?
350
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,334
Well, nothing.
She doesn't need to know.
351
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,209
We'll be back in the green in no time.
Come on, Hylton.
352
00:19:01,459 --> 00:19:03,001
Can't you sell the Porsche?
353
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,043
Yeah, that's, um... that's a rental.
354
00:19:08,209 --> 00:19:10,584
Forgot that we did that.
355
00:19:11,709 --> 00:19:12,876
Well...
356
00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:17,626
There's about 920k
in the kids' unit trust,
357
00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:20,043
but I strongly advise against
touching that.
358
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:23,293
Yeah, I mean...
I wouldn't even consider that.
359
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,918
I want to make this
absolutely clear, okay?
360
00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:41,876
Once I give you the money,
it's over between us.
361
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:42,959
Mm.
- Okay?
362
00:19:43,126 --> 00:19:46,501
I mean, you see me in the street,
you walk in another direction.
363
00:19:46,501 --> 00:19:49,459
Someone says my name,
I mean, you don't even know who I am.
364
00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:51,251
Finally. I am starved.
365
00:19:51,251 --> 00:19:54,834
Okay. Can I please have
the chicken burger.
366
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:58,501
And then your sides, would you say
potato wedges or skinny fries?
367
00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:00,001
- Skinny fries.
- Are you sure?
368
00:20:00,209 --> 00:20:03,626
Because I like them soft on the inside
and then crispy on the outside.
369
00:20:03,626 --> 00:20:05,709
They're sensational.
- Okay. Yay.
370
00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:09,959
Okay, so then the skinny fries and then
can I also have a rock shandy, please.
371
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,126
With ice. What are you gonna have, babe?
372
00:20:13,584 --> 00:20:14,543
Nothing.
373
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,168
Ugh, boring!
374
00:20:17,168 --> 00:20:19,459
Okay, well,
that's all for now. Thank you.
375
00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:22,876
- Marika, did you hear what I was saying?
376
00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:26,918
No, sorry. But you know what,
you can say it again, I'm listening now.
377
00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:32,293
I want you to understand that we're never
gonna see each other again after this.
378
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:34,043
Do you get it?
379
00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:37,584
Justin, I need to tell you something.
380
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:41,626
I'm pregnant.
381
00:20:45,251 --> 00:20:46,543
Kidding!
382
00:20:48,668 --> 00:20:51,168
Ah, shame, you should see your face.
383
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:55,626
Oh, no, I could never.
I mean, I could, you know, one day.
384
00:20:55,626 --> 00:20:59,793
Actually, I'm very maternal. I could be a
great mother. I would be a great mother.
385
00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:01,918
Like, I just have that instinct,
you know?
386
00:21:02,084 --> 00:21:03,834
I think I need to go to the bathroom.
387
00:21:08,084 --> 00:21:09,043
Fuck...
388
00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:11,251
Maybe I should have ordered the wedges.
389
00:21:27,376 --> 00:21:29,918
They went away for the weekend,
Mm?
390
00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:33,834
and this Blue Beanie gang
cleared them out. Took everything!
391
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,001
That's terrible, Ma.
392
00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:38,209
And Mark and Michelle
are leaving for Mauritius next week,
393
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:40,959
and they're terrified
to leave their house empty.
394
00:21:41,543 --> 00:21:42,626
Yeah. Rightly so.
395
00:21:44,126 --> 00:21:45,334
Where do they live again?
396
00:21:45,501 --> 00:21:49,043
Avenue La Croix, right at the top,
in that horrible yellow house.
397
00:21:49,626 --> 00:21:52,084
Oh, yeah. A shame about the colour, hey?
398
00:21:52,251 --> 00:21:53,584
Justin!
399
00:21:53,584 --> 00:21:55,543
I thought you'd forgotten where I live.
400
00:21:55,543 --> 00:21:56,959
I visit you once a week, Ma.
401
00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:59,209
Beautiful ceremony the other day, my boy.
402
00:22:00,209 --> 00:22:01,501
Glad I could be there.
403
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:02,709
What ceremony?
404
00:22:05,001 --> 00:22:06,084
Rya's bat mitzvah, Ma.
405
00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:08,876
Oh, yes.
406
00:22:08,876 --> 00:22:11,168
It was-- It was really lovely.
407
00:22:12,459 --> 00:22:14,418
I actually just wanted to chat to Dovi.
408
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,168
Huh? What did I do now?
409
00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:18,501
It's business.
Won't take a couple of minutes.
410
00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:21,751
Yoh... Got yourself in a bit of a pickle
there, boy.
411
00:22:22,626 --> 00:22:24,543
I'm not here for your judgment, Dovi.
412
00:22:25,459 --> 00:22:28,168
- I'm here for your help.
- Just give the chick the one bar?
413
00:22:28,168 --> 00:22:29,793
I offered her the one bar.
414
00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:32,626
She ordered a chicken burger
and pretended we're on a date.
415
00:22:32,626 --> 00:22:34,251
She's batshit crazy, Dovi.
416
00:22:35,501 --> 00:22:37,543
It's gonna take more than money
to stop her.
417
00:22:38,584 --> 00:22:42,084
Justin, if you're asking me
what I think you're asking me...
418
00:22:42,584 --> 00:22:43,626
Don't ask me.
419
00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:46,793
Jesus, Dovi.
I'm not asking you to do that.
420
00:22:47,376 --> 00:22:48,418
I just, you know, I--
421
00:22:49,376 --> 00:22:51,501
I want you to, like,
go over to her house,
422
00:22:51,501 --> 00:22:54,126
and, and... and like...
like, scare her.
423
00:22:54,126 --> 00:22:55,126
You know?
424
00:22:55,126 --> 00:22:56,876
I don't know. Give her a fright.
425
00:22:57,459 --> 00:23:00,043
Let her know she better stay away
from me and my fam--
426
00:23:00,209 --> 00:23:01,501
Justin!
427
00:23:01,668 --> 00:23:03,251
Hi, Mrs Slezinger.
428
00:23:03,418 --> 00:23:06,668
You look just like your father.
429
00:23:06,668 --> 00:23:10,168
Oh, man!
He was such a man, hey?
430
00:23:10,168 --> 00:23:13,084
I promise you,
he shtupped me like Seabiscuit.
431
00:23:13,084 --> 00:23:14,043
Bam!
432
00:23:19,626 --> 00:23:21,376
That chick's off her rocker, boy.
433
00:23:23,834 --> 00:23:27,043
I don't hear from you for months.
You don't phone me on my birthday.
434
00:23:27,043 --> 00:23:29,709
Fucking hell, you don't invite me
to Rya's bat mitzvah.
435
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:32,876
- I didn't think you'd wanna come.
- I'm her uncle, for God sakes.
436
00:23:34,126 --> 00:23:35,501
Yeah.
437
00:23:35,668 --> 00:23:38,668
You know, Just, I get it.
Okay? The golden boy, the black sheep.
438
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,834
But at the end of the day
we're still family.
439
00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:42,251
And family...
440
00:23:42,251 --> 00:23:43,709
family is everything.
441
00:23:43,709 --> 00:23:44,959
Yeah.
442
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,126
If I do this for you, Justin,
443
00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:50,126
this shakedown...
444
00:23:50,959 --> 00:23:54,084
I want you to make more time
for me in your life.
445
00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:56,334
I want you to invite me
to the kids' birthdays.
446
00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:59,501
- Have me over for Shabbat, for God sakes.
- Absolutely! Absolutely.
447
00:23:59,668 --> 00:24:04,584
Also, if I do this, you need to realise
that you're stepping into a world
448
00:24:04,584 --> 00:24:07,168
that's very different
from the one you know, my boy.
449
00:24:07,168 --> 00:24:11,751
Okay? My world, nobody gives a shit
about Diamond Points or Prime Status.
450
00:24:13,001 --> 00:24:14,459
Okay, but...
451
00:24:14,459 --> 00:24:16,418
I thought we were just gonna scare her?
452
00:24:17,668 --> 00:24:19,126
Are you sure you wanna do this?
453
00:24:23,543 --> 00:24:24,793
This is her address.
454
00:24:51,501 --> 00:24:53,376
- What the fuck?
455
00:24:53,376 --> 00:24:54,668
Traveller's cheques?
456
00:24:54,668 --> 00:24:56,751
Who still uses
fucking traveller's cheques?
457
00:24:56,918 --> 00:25:00,084
Is this a 3310?
Do they even make these anymore?
458
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,793
I thought they
were supposed to be loaded?
459
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,668
Aren't these people loaded?
460
00:25:12,209 --> 00:25:13,334
Howzit, boss?
461
00:25:13,334 --> 00:25:14,376
How's the job going?
462
00:25:14,376 --> 00:25:16,418
We just got into the safe,
it's not great.
463
00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:19,043
It's just full of '90s stuff,
it looks like a museum.
464
00:25:19,043 --> 00:25:21,376
I thought there were
supposed to be Krugerrands.
465
00:25:21,543 --> 00:25:23,876
The Lipmans are loaded.
You found the dummy safe.
466
00:25:24,084 --> 00:25:27,334
Fucking dummy safes.
- Yoh, blast from the past.
467
00:25:27,334 --> 00:25:29,334
My mom said they're away
all week.
468
00:25:29,334 --> 00:25:33,001
So if you need a little more time to find
the other safe, then fucking do it.
469
00:25:33,001 --> 00:25:35,626
Doesn't your mom have dementia?
Can we even trust her?
470
00:25:35,793 --> 00:25:39,584
Don't go there, Mikey. It's still early
stages but she's extremely fucking lucid.
471
00:25:41,668 --> 00:25:42,876
Hi...
472
00:25:45,959 --> 00:25:48,376
Listen, I've got another job
for you boys.
473
00:26:04,668 --> 00:26:08,168
Never stop bouncing me!
474
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:09,459
What's that?
475
00:26:09,626 --> 00:26:10,709
What?
476
00:26:10,876 --> 00:26:11,709
Oh, it's--
477
00:26:11,709 --> 00:26:12,751
Stupid ad.
478
00:26:15,918 --> 00:26:16,876
Babe...
479
00:26:17,626 --> 00:26:20,001
I just, um, I've got some work
I've gotta get done.
480
00:26:21,001 --> 00:26:22,209
Oh, yeah.
481
00:26:22,209 --> 00:26:23,251
Cool.
482
00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:25,626
I was just, um...
483
00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:27,376
Going to bed.
484
00:26:27,876 --> 00:26:29,751
Night.
485
00:26:39,668 --> 00:26:43,334
Never stop bouncing me!
486
00:26:54,251 --> 00:26:56,709
Have you ever killed
a chick before?
487
00:26:56,876 --> 00:26:58,126
Sorry? What?
488
00:26:58,126 --> 00:27:00,001
Have you ever killed a chick before?
489
00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:02,001
Nobody's getting killed, Mikey.
490
00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:05,918
Didn't you hear what the boss said?
We are intimidating her.
491
00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:08,376
Women don't really
find me intimidating.
492
00:27:08,834 --> 00:27:10,793
That's why I got this bad boy.
493
00:27:12,209 --> 00:27:14,126
Yeah, uh... that'll do it.
494
00:27:15,126 --> 00:27:18,459
Why would you bring your gun
if we're just gonna talk?
495
00:27:18,459 --> 00:27:20,543
I like to be prepared for any situation.
496
00:27:20,543 --> 00:27:22,543
Why do you think I only wear PUMA’s?
497
00:27:22,543 --> 00:27:24,334
You never know when you've gotta...
498
00:27:24,918 --> 00:27:26,043
run, you know?
499
00:27:26,459 --> 00:27:27,834
Mm-hm, PUMA's.
500
00:27:28,043 --> 00:27:28,918
Babe!
501
00:27:29,126 --> 00:27:30,418
Where are you gonna run to?
502
00:27:31,626 --> 00:27:33,959
- A down a dream.
A what?
503
00:27:34,168 --> 00:27:36,793
I'm gonna run down a...
I'm running down a dream.
504
00:27:36,793 --> 00:27:38,459
With those shoes, yeah.
505
00:27:38,459 --> 00:27:41,918
That's why they look--
- Those colours, looks like you're in a--
506
00:27:41,918 --> 00:27:45,084
A dream world. Look, see?
- Yeah, dream world of running.
507
00:27:45,251 --> 00:27:46,709
Blue for the day sky...
508
00:27:46,876 --> 00:27:48,584
Let's go. Woo-hoo!
509
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:52,084
...night sky, and the mountains.
510
00:27:52,251 --> 00:27:54,543
I get it. That is...
That is kind of nice.
511
00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:15,876
You've gotta stop calling me
like this. You're driving me meshuga.
512
00:28:16,043 --> 00:28:18,126
I'll let you know
once they've spoken to her.
513
00:28:18,293 --> 00:28:20,793
Okay, yeah.
It's getting pretty urgent, Dovi.
514
00:28:21,668 --> 00:28:22,876
What's that sound?
515
00:28:23,418 --> 00:28:24,459
Oh, it's ice.
516
00:28:24,918 --> 00:28:26,168
You drinking, boy?
517
00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:28,834
No, man, it's an ice bath.
It increases your lifespan.
518
00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:32,584
Plus, I need 500 points a day to reach
Diamond Status by the end of the year.
519
00:28:32,584 --> 00:28:35,293
I have no idea
what the fuck you just said.
520
00:28:35,293 --> 00:28:37,918
Enjoy your whiskey,
I'll call you after the shakedown.
521
00:28:37,918 --> 00:28:40,209
- Yeah, but Dov--
522
00:29:51,543 --> 00:29:54,168
Yoh, yoh, yoh! Check, check, check.
523
00:29:56,584 --> 00:30:00,459
That's her, right?
- Yeah, of course. Let's do this.
524
00:30:10,626 --> 00:30:13,334
Hey, lady. We have a message
for you from Mr D--
525
00:30:18,834 --> 00:30:22,043
Ow! Fok!
526
00:30:23,543 --> 00:30:25,001
Jesus.
527
00:30:25,751 --> 00:30:27,168
Fokken bitch.
528
00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:35,251
Fok.
529
00:30:53,043 --> 00:30:54,209
Mikey?
530
00:30:55,543 --> 00:30:56,668
Mikey!
531
00:31:02,001 --> 00:31:06,543
We just here to talk!
532
00:31:08,959 --> 00:31:09,959
Clinton?
533
00:31:14,709 --> 00:31:15,793
Clinton?
534
00:31:26,751 --> 00:31:28,168
Ow!
- Clinton?
535
00:31:28,918 --> 00:31:30,001
Oh, fok!
536
00:31:34,209 --> 00:31:35,751
Poes!
537
00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:39,751
Eina, fok!
538
00:31:40,334 --> 00:31:41,376
Mikey?
539
00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:44,668
Wait, lady! Wait. No! No.
540
00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:46,293
Wait, wait!
541
00:31:46,501 --> 00:31:47,876
I can't!
542
00:31:48,084 --> 00:31:50,501
Ow!
543
00:31:50,668 --> 00:31:54,043
No, no, no, no!
544
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:01,793
Ah, fok.
545
00:32:04,376 --> 00:32:08,001
Now, I know what you're thinking, "I'm
not fit enough for the Prime Program."
546
00:32:08,584 --> 00:32:11,668
Hey? Am I right?
Let me tell you a little story.
547
00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:14,043
- One day, there was this--
548
00:32:14,209 --> 00:32:16,834
Oops, gotta take this, sorry.
Client emergency.
549
00:32:17,751 --> 00:32:18,626
What's happening?
550
00:32:18,626 --> 00:32:21,959
You didn't say she's a MMA
fighter! She nearly killed my guys.
551
00:32:21,959 --> 00:32:24,084
Clinton's in hospital with a broken back.
552
00:32:24,084 --> 00:32:27,459
- I thought you were just gonna talk?
- She didn't want to talk, Justin.
553
00:32:27,459 --> 00:32:29,043
And guess what?
554
00:32:29,043 --> 00:32:30,293
Now she's dead.
555
00:32:31,334 --> 00:32:33,918
- What?
She is dead.
556
00:32:34,918 --> 00:32:36,001
You're fucking with me.
557
00:32:36,168 --> 00:32:40,084
I made it very clear that this is
a dirty world. And guess what, my boy?
558
00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,376
Now you've got dirt on your hands.
559
00:32:55,334 --> 00:32:57,084
Yeah, come in, Henko.
560
00:32:58,709 --> 00:33:00,126
So, what you got?
561
00:33:01,209 --> 00:33:03,876
Well, we located the oke
that she kicked off the balcony.
562
00:33:03,876 --> 00:33:06,334
He's lying in Somerset Hospital
with a broken back.
563
00:33:07,584 --> 00:33:09,959
You know,
this wasn't just a robbery, Henko.
564
00:33:09,959 --> 00:33:13,334
This was an attack.
Someone is trying to send me a message.
565
00:33:13,918 --> 00:33:17,543
And just seeing her lying there with all
the pipes sticking out of her...
566
00:33:17,543 --> 00:33:19,334
is a father's worst nightmare.
567
00:33:19,334 --> 00:33:21,751
She's gonna be okay, sir.
She's a fighter.
568
00:33:21,918 --> 00:33:24,168
These medical bills,
they're cleaning me out, man.
569
00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:27,376
- Are you on medical aid, Henko?
- No, sir.
570
00:33:27,543 --> 00:33:30,459
You should think about it.
You're in a dangerous line of work.
571
00:33:31,418 --> 00:33:33,918
Go to the shed and load up
everything you can find.
572
00:33:33,918 --> 00:33:36,543
I want you to find out
who did this to Cindy.
573
00:33:37,376 --> 00:33:38,376
Copy.
574
00:34:08,168 --> 00:34:10,709
Guess what? Now she's dead.
575
00:34:10,876 --> 00:34:13,251
I thought you were
just gonna talk to her.
576
00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:14,334
She's dead...
577
00:34:14,334 --> 00:34:16,793
Justin.
She's dead...
578
00:34:16,959 --> 00:34:18,876
Now you've got dirt
on your hands.
579
00:34:19,043 --> 00:34:20,668
- She's dead...
Justin.
580
00:34:20,834 --> 00:34:22,793
She is--
Justin!
581
00:34:23,668 --> 00:34:25,334
Hm? What?
582
00:34:26,251 --> 00:34:27,543
I'm in a towel here, babe.
583
00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:30,626
Oh. Yeah.
584
00:34:31,418 --> 00:34:33,668
Sorry, babe. I'm...
not in the mood tonight.
585
00:34:35,168 --> 00:34:36,376
Okay?
586
00:34:38,001 --> 00:34:38,959
Why not?
587
00:34:40,168 --> 00:34:43,501
I'm just stressed, you know?
Work stuff.
588
00:34:44,459 --> 00:34:45,584
Okay...
589
00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,126
Because it's been a while, babe.
590
00:34:48,126 --> 00:34:49,209
Like...
591
00:34:49,209 --> 00:34:50,793
three months a while.
592
00:34:51,584 --> 00:34:54,376
- And you've been acting kind of weird.
- Yep.
593
00:34:55,168 --> 00:34:56,293
What?
594
00:34:58,043 --> 00:35:00,168
Sorry. I just...
595
00:35:00,168 --> 00:35:02,709
Promise, babe,
we'll... we'll do it soon, okay?
596
00:35:03,126 --> 00:35:04,584
Cool. When?
597
00:35:05,084 --> 00:35:07,793
Or should I call Sam
and ask her to schedule it in for us?
598
00:35:07,959 --> 00:35:12,793
Natz, I'm saying my mind's just not
on this right now, okay?
599
00:35:12,959 --> 00:35:13,918
You know what?
600
00:35:13,918 --> 00:35:17,209
You mope around the house.
You're glued to your phone the whole day.
601
00:35:17,209 --> 00:35:20,251
If I didn't know any better,
I'd think you're having an affair.
602
00:35:22,626 --> 00:35:23,668
Oh, my God.
603
00:35:25,126 --> 00:35:26,834
You're having an affair, aren't you?
604
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,043
Oh, Jesus. Is it Sam?
605
00:35:29,209 --> 00:35:33,126
Jesus, Natalie! Like I have time
in my day to have an affair.
606
00:35:33,876 --> 00:35:35,709
But why would you even think that?
607
00:35:35,709 --> 00:35:39,334
It's... It's work stuff.
It's just fucking work stuff.
608
00:35:39,334 --> 00:35:43,001
I'm sorry that I don't--
I don't wanna have sex all the time.
609
00:35:43,459 --> 00:35:46,001
- But I'm pretty stressed out right now!
- Okay!
610
00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:47,668
Okay.
611
00:35:48,543 --> 00:35:49,584
Okay.
612
00:36:15,418 --> 00:36:20,459
So, your life insurance is currently
sitting at this amount over here.
613
00:36:21,209 --> 00:36:23,126
And your wife is half of that.
614
00:36:24,126 --> 00:36:25,126
Why only half?
615
00:36:25,834 --> 00:36:29,543
Well, based on our data, we know
that men tend to die before their wives.
616
00:36:30,501 --> 00:36:31,626
Why?
617
00:36:32,501 --> 00:36:33,793
Because we want to.
618
00:36:44,334 --> 00:36:45,543
Are you all right, Justin?
619
00:36:48,543 --> 00:36:49,793
Rabbi...
620
00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:51,793
Can I confide in you?
621
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:53,418
Of course.
622
00:36:54,209 --> 00:36:56,334
I've done a terrible thing.
623
00:36:57,959 --> 00:36:59,959
I was unfaithful to my wife.
624
00:37:00,626 --> 00:37:02,209
And, I've...
625
00:37:03,751 --> 00:37:06,084
I've got blood on my hands, Rabbi.
626
00:37:08,584 --> 00:37:13,626
It can feel like that
when we betray the ones that we love.
627
00:37:14,334 --> 00:37:15,209
But...
628
00:37:15,959 --> 00:37:18,543
We all make mistakes, Justin.
629
00:37:18,543 --> 00:37:24,084
We're only human, after all.
None of us are perfect beings.
630
00:37:24,959 --> 00:37:29,293
You know, in Jewish thought,
we talk about the yetzer hara,
631
00:37:29,293 --> 00:37:31,084
and the yetzer hatov...
632
00:37:31,668 --> 00:37:34,168
The good and bad inclinations.
633
00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:39,293
The good makes us feel empathy,
makes us reach out to our fellow man.
634
00:37:39,293 --> 00:37:41,293
The bad drives us.
635
00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:44,043
It makes us competitive,
keeps us moving forward.
636
00:37:44,043 --> 00:37:48,084
Rather strive to be a whole man
than try to be a good man.
637
00:37:48,251 --> 00:37:50,459
But, Rabbi, what I did was a bad thing.
638
00:37:50,626 --> 00:37:52,584
So, you did a bad thing...
639
00:37:53,251 --> 00:37:55,668
Now you get a chance to set it right.
640
00:37:55,668 --> 00:37:57,376
That's what great men do, Justin.
641
00:37:57,543 --> 00:38:00,043
- I'm not a great man!
- Of course you are.
642
00:38:00,209 --> 00:38:01,668
No! Rabbi...
643
00:38:01,668 --> 00:38:04,084
My father...
My father was a great man.
644
00:38:04,084 --> 00:38:07,709
I mean, he was the real deal, you know?
He was like a giant.
645
00:38:09,084 --> 00:38:12,876
I remember as a kid,
at this shul, he'd walk in and...
646
00:38:13,376 --> 00:38:17,918
everybody would want to shake
his hand, and... just be around him.
647
00:38:19,793 --> 00:38:22,209
Man... his name was gold.
648
00:38:23,459 --> 00:38:25,043
It was Diamond.
649
00:38:26,418 --> 00:38:27,793
Same as yours.
650
00:38:34,043 --> 00:38:36,501
I just feel I've got to do something,
you know?
651
00:38:36,501 --> 00:38:39,751
Just... to begin to make things right.
652
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:42,418
I mean, I know I can't undo
what I've done...
653
00:38:45,751 --> 00:38:50,293
But, is there, like a...
a repentance thing us Jews can do?
654
00:38:50,293 --> 00:38:53,626
You know, like the... you know,
the three Hail Mary's or something?
655
00:38:54,876 --> 00:38:56,709
I'm afraid it's not as easy as that.
656
00:38:59,001 --> 00:39:03,209
But... a small donation to the shul
657
00:39:03,209 --> 00:39:05,334
would go a long way, you know?
658
00:39:06,168 --> 00:39:09,418
Especially if it was
for our overdue renovations.
659
00:39:17,043 --> 00:39:18,834
If anybody asks who it's from,
660
00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,543
you say, "Aubrey Diamond...
661
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,209
from beyond the grave."
662
00:39:25,668 --> 00:39:27,376
He would be so proud.
663
00:40:14,501 --> 00:40:18,334
Hi. A delivery for Mrs Diamond
from synthetica s.a.?
664
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:20,834
Oh, God...
665
00:40:22,209 --> 00:40:24,918
Uh... I wasn't expecting this
to arrive so soon.
666
00:40:25,084 --> 00:40:26,418
Um, please sign here, ma'am.
667
00:40:27,334 --> 00:40:30,293
Do you know what, on second thought,
can you just take it back?
668
00:40:30,293 --> 00:40:33,376
I've... I've changed my mind.
I no longer want this, um...
669
00:40:34,293 --> 00:40:36,626
- this purchase.
- Ma'am, I'm just a delivery guy.
670
00:40:36,626 --> 00:40:38,209
You take it up with the company.
671
00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:40,043
What's that, Mom?
672
00:40:40,709 --> 00:40:41,834
Nothing.
673
00:40:41,834 --> 00:40:44,709
It's just, uh...
a new lamp for the bedroom.
674
00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:49,959
Can you just bring it
inside, please?
675
00:40:55,501 --> 00:40:56,584
Okay.
676
00:40:56,584 --> 00:40:59,418
I think, um, if you could just
put it in the end room.
677
00:40:59,418 --> 00:41:00,959
- That'd be great. Thanks.
- Okay.
678
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,001
- Cool, Mom. What's that?
- It's nothing!
679
00:41:03,001 --> 00:41:05,126
Ezzie, please go make yourself
a sandwich.
680
00:41:05,126 --> 00:41:07,043
- You must be starving.
- No, I'm not.
681
00:41:07,043 --> 00:41:08,501
Just do it!
682
00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:10,376
- In here, please.
Okay.
683
00:41:11,126 --> 00:41:12,293
Jesus.
684
00:41:13,418 --> 00:41:15,418
Sorry! Sorry.
685
00:41:16,501 --> 00:41:17,834
I'm so sorry about that.
686
00:41:25,376 --> 00:41:26,626
Thank you.
687
00:41:27,709 --> 00:41:30,001
Enjoy it.
688
00:41:51,168 --> 00:41:52,626
Oh, my God.
689
00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:10,793
Natalie?
690
00:42:10,793 --> 00:42:13,376
Natz?
- Shit! Um.
691
00:42:19,543 --> 00:42:21,376
Natz?
692
00:42:22,126 --> 00:42:24,376
Oh, Natalie?
Shit.
693
00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:27,584
Natz?
God!
694
00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:35,209
Okay.
695
00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:39,376
Natalie?
696
00:42:39,543 --> 00:42:41,001
Oh, my God!
697
00:42:41,001 --> 00:42:43,293
Shit! Oh, my God. Oh...
698
00:42:43,459 --> 00:42:45,251
Natz?
- Hey!
699
00:42:46,293 --> 00:42:48,251
- Natalie.
Hi!
700
00:42:52,209 --> 00:42:55,501
- Wow, you're so wet. Why?
- I swam in my clothes.
701
00:42:55,501 --> 00:42:56,834
It doesn't matter.
702
00:42:56,834 --> 00:42:58,209
Natalie...
703
00:42:58,209 --> 00:43:00,376
I'm sorry that I've been so distant.
704
00:43:00,376 --> 00:43:01,376
Okay?
705
00:43:02,459 --> 00:43:04,668
- But that's all over now.
- Okay.
706
00:43:04,834 --> 00:43:06,834
- I'm 100% here. Hundred and fif--
- Okay.
707
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:09,959
- Dad's acting really weird.
- Oh, my God.
708
00:43:09,959 --> 00:43:13,209
When did my little girl grow up so fast?
709
00:43:13,209 --> 00:43:14,376
- Hey?
- Told you.
710
00:43:14,376 --> 00:43:17,001
And Ezra, you're such a beautiful boy,
you know that?
711
00:43:17,001 --> 00:43:19,501
You know what, guys.
Let's leave the spare room.
712
00:43:19,668 --> 00:43:21,959
Don't you think
time's just gone by so fast. Hey?
713
00:43:21,959 --> 00:43:25,501
I think we need to-- I don't know,
I feel like we gotta do stuff together.
714
00:43:25,501 --> 00:43:29,043
And from now on, no more distractions.
715
00:43:29,043 --> 00:43:34,043
Yeah. We're going to look at each other
in the eyes when we have dinner. Okay?
716
00:43:35,418 --> 00:43:39,043
I'm amped, guys!
Team Diamond!
717
00:43:40,709 --> 00:43:43,459
Hey! What the fuck is this?
Rugby, or what?
718
00:43:46,709 --> 00:43:48,459
Come on! Kitshoff!
719
00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:53,293
Moer him! Take the--
Yeah, yeah! Pass the ball now!
720
00:43:53,459 --> 00:43:55,626
Mr Fredericks. How are we doing today?
721
00:43:55,793 --> 00:43:57,584
Pretty kak, doc.
722
00:43:58,376 --> 00:44:00,626
Springboks can't play rugby
for kak, man.
723
00:44:01,209 --> 00:44:03,501
Perhaps I can help you with that.
724
00:44:05,501 --> 00:44:08,126
What the fuck, doc?
I think you just broke my foot.
725
00:44:09,126 --> 00:44:11,376
Who sent you to kill
Worsie Ferreira's daughter?
726
00:44:11,376 --> 00:44:13,043
Worsie Ferreira?
727
00:44:13,709 --> 00:44:14,959
Oh, fuck.
728
00:44:16,043 --> 00:44:18,209
Hey! Hey! No, man.
729
00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:20,543
You breaking... you breaking
all my bones, bru.
730
00:44:20,709 --> 00:44:22,251
Who sent you to kill Cindy?
731
00:44:22,418 --> 00:44:27,959
Cindy? No, no! We weren't meant
to kill her, just, um, intimidate her.
732
00:44:27,959 --> 00:44:32,251
But, hey, she fucked us up.
So... so my partner, he shot her.
733
00:44:32,251 --> 00:44:35,418
- Your partner? Who's your partner?
- Hm?
734
00:44:35,418 --> 00:44:37,334
- Who's your fucking partner?
- Um...
735
00:44:38,626 --> 00:44:41,459
Ah, no, man. No.
Now you're breaking my knees, bru.
736
00:44:42,084 --> 00:44:43,876
What the fuck is wrong with you?
737
00:44:43,876 --> 00:44:45,209
I'm paralysed.
738
00:44:45,209 --> 00:44:47,834
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Who's your partner?
739
00:44:47,834 --> 00:44:51,459
He's this lightie
called Mikey.
740
00:44:51,459 --> 00:44:54,001
But he's an idiot! It wasn't his idea.
741
00:44:54,584 --> 00:44:56,001
Whose idea was it?
742
00:44:57,459 --> 00:45:01,168
Whose idea was it?
743
00:45:22,084 --> 00:45:24,001
- Ah, Jesus.
Jus, give me a call,
744
00:45:24,001 --> 00:45:25,168
we need to talk.
745
00:45:26,668 --> 00:45:29,626
I'm not sticking around.
I'm moving on, so...
746
00:45:30,293 --> 00:45:32,543
Tell me what you wanna tell me,
let's be done.
747
00:45:32,543 --> 00:45:33,626
Let's be done?
748
00:45:34,459 --> 00:45:37,543
My main oke, Clinton, is in hospital
paralysed from the neck down.
749
00:45:37,543 --> 00:45:38,751
He may never walk again.
750
00:45:38,918 --> 00:45:42,001
- Your boys killed someone in the process.
- They saved your ass.
751
00:45:42,001 --> 00:45:43,543
This chick was a fucking ninja.
752
00:45:44,126 --> 00:45:47,293
I mean, check Mikey. Look at him!
Check at him fucking limping.
753
00:45:48,126 --> 00:45:50,001
Howzit, boy?
754
00:45:50,959 --> 00:45:52,126
Yeah.
755
00:45:59,293 --> 00:46:02,834
I asked for her phone.
I didn't ask you to rob the chick, Mikey.
756
00:46:03,001 --> 00:46:05,001
Yeah, but after the Lipman job,
757
00:46:05,001 --> 00:46:06,876
I thought you'd appreciate the score.
758
00:46:07,876 --> 00:46:09,626
Oh, my God.
759
00:46:10,168 --> 00:46:11,959
You're the Blue Beanie gang.
760
00:46:13,334 --> 00:46:16,376
Hey... I may be robbing the community
behind their backs,
761
00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:19,376
- but you're robbing them to their faces.
762
00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:22,418
Oh, wow!
Wow, that's incredible.
763
00:46:22,418 --> 00:46:23,834
My own asshole brother.
764
00:46:23,834 --> 00:46:25,168
Does Mom know about this?
765
00:46:25,168 --> 00:46:26,126
Yeah, yeah...
766
00:46:26,126 --> 00:46:28,918
She knits the fucking beanies.
Of course she doesn't know!
767
00:46:28,918 --> 00:46:31,584
- And I'm warning you. Keep it that way.
768
00:46:36,959 --> 00:46:38,959
- What are you doing?
769
00:46:39,334 --> 00:46:41,376
- Nothing, man.
770
00:46:42,418 --> 00:46:44,126
Right, your chick's phone. Okay?
771
00:46:44,126 --> 00:46:47,543
There's probably some incriminating texts
on here, right? Huh? Huh?
772
00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:50,293
This is what I'm trying to do,
tie up some loose ends.
773
00:46:51,668 --> 00:46:53,918
- Thank you, would be nice.
- Thank you.
774
00:47:02,418 --> 00:47:03,793
- Oh, my fuck!
- What?
775
00:47:04,959 --> 00:47:07,376
- That's not her phone.
- Of course it's her phone.
776
00:47:07,376 --> 00:47:10,834
I got it out of her handbag after
she kicked the fokken shit out of me.
777
00:47:10,834 --> 00:47:14,376
She was coming at me with, like, a stick,
like a fokken ninja turtle.
778
00:47:14,376 --> 00:47:16,626
Like spinning, flipping things.
779
00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:18,959
It was, like, crazy.
Kicked me out the door.
780
00:47:18,959 --> 00:47:20,751
I landed, and then as I look up...
781
00:47:20,751 --> 00:47:22,793
- Oh, my God!
- ...she's coming right at me.
782
00:47:22,793 --> 00:47:25,043
- What the fuck's going on?
- It's not her phone.
783
00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:27,168
You killed the wrong fucking woman!
784
00:47:27,168 --> 00:47:30,001
Holy shit.
Fuck this shit.
785
00:47:30,834 --> 00:47:31,959
Fuck it.
786
00:47:33,126 --> 00:47:34,543
Fuck, man!
787
00:47:38,584 --> 00:47:40,001
How could you get this wrong?
788
00:47:40,501 --> 00:47:42,959
I told you, 12 Ronald Crescent.
789
00:47:42,959 --> 00:47:44,043
Twelve?
790
00:47:45,543 --> 00:47:46,751
We were at 21.
791
00:47:51,668 --> 00:47:53,626
What? You said 21.
792
00:47:53,793 --> 00:47:57,001
Oh, Dovi...
You mixed up the numbers, you mor--
793
00:47:57,626 --> 00:48:01,209
This means Marika's still alive! Fuck.
She's gonna post that video tomorrow.
794
00:48:01,793 --> 00:48:03,834
Who did I shoot then? Fok.
795
00:48:05,168 --> 00:48:06,084
Oh, fuck.
796
00:48:06,251 --> 00:48:08,959
Listen, boy, why don't you just
give her the bucks?
797
00:48:14,709 --> 00:48:16,293
You've got the money, right?
798
00:48:18,626 --> 00:48:19,793
I gave it to the rabbi.
799
00:48:20,918 --> 00:48:23,876
Why the fuck did you give it
to that gambling piece of shit?
800
00:48:23,876 --> 00:48:25,709
- Who's the fucking rabbi?
- Horowitz.
801
00:48:25,876 --> 00:48:27,709
He's not a gambler, Dovi.
802
00:48:27,709 --> 00:48:32,334
- He's a rabbi of the Sea Point community.
- I've seen him at the bookies, Justin.
803
00:48:32,501 --> 00:48:34,584
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I'll just...
804
00:48:34,751 --> 00:48:37,084
I'll just go there, ask for it back.
805
00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:39,168
- I'm coming with you.
- Absolutely not.
806
00:48:39,334 --> 00:48:43,043
I'm coming. Okay! I got you into
this mess, I'm gonna get you out.
807
00:48:43,626 --> 00:48:45,001
Is that a bulletproof vest?
808
00:48:45,209 --> 00:48:47,834
Yeah, bru, you've gotta keep it
locked and loaded. Hm?
809
00:48:47,834 --> 00:48:49,334
Never leave home without it.
810
00:48:50,793 --> 00:48:54,834
That's it. Shot, bru.
Jesus, this thing stinks, boet.
811
00:48:54,834 --> 00:48:58,709
It's not that bad, man. When you
get back, I'll throw it in the wash.
812
00:48:59,459 --> 00:49:02,168
But I still don't understand
why you have to come with me?
813
00:49:02,168 --> 00:49:05,126
- That oke jooked you, I'm telling you.
- How did he jook me?
814
00:49:05,126 --> 00:49:07,876
- He's the pillar of the community.
- A pillar of bullshit.
815
00:49:07,876 --> 00:49:09,918
You've always had an issue
with this guy.
816
00:49:09,918 --> 00:49:12,501
I don't always have an issue,
I've seen him.
817
00:49:12,501 --> 00:49:13,959
The racecourse has the issue.
818
00:49:13,959 --> 00:49:17,168
Just because you saw some dude
with a beard doesn't mean it's him.
819
00:49:17,168 --> 00:49:18,959
It's him, bru. I'm telling you now.
820
00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:33,584
- Stay in the car.
No, I'm coming.
821
00:49:33,584 --> 00:49:34,959
Stay in the fucking car.
822
00:49:36,084 --> 00:49:37,043
All right...
823
00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:03,043
Hey, Rabbi, sorry to disturb.
824
00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:06,084
Sorry. Um, I was just wondering
if I could have a quick word?
825
00:50:06,251 --> 00:50:08,834
Justin, it's so good to see you.
826
00:50:09,001 --> 00:50:13,001
Benjamin, this is Justin Diamond,
one of our big donors to the shul.
827
00:50:13,001 --> 00:50:14,418
Hello.
- Hey.
828
00:50:16,334 --> 00:50:19,376
Benjamin, keep going with that section,
I'll be back in a minute.
829
00:50:19,543 --> 00:50:20,584
Oh, okay. Okay.
830
00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:22,584
How can I help you today, Justin?
831
00:50:24,626 --> 00:50:27,626
Actually, it's a--
It's a bit of an awkward one, Rabbi.
832
00:50:28,209 --> 00:50:29,751
I'm gonna need that money back.
833
00:50:30,334 --> 00:50:35,543
Well, thank you once again, Justin,
for that extremely generous donation,
834
00:50:35,543 --> 00:50:39,626
but I'm afraid I've already
given the money to the contractor.
835
00:50:40,376 --> 00:50:41,626
Barry Munitz.
836
00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:44,084
Painting starts next week.
837
00:50:44,668 --> 00:50:48,293
Right. But, um...
You see, I made a huge mistake, Rabbi.
838
00:50:48,293 --> 00:50:50,501
Turns out the money's
not even mine to give.
839
00:50:50,501 --> 00:50:53,751
So, you know... I don't know.
Can you explain that to him?
840
00:50:53,918 --> 00:50:56,626
- You know?
Ooh, it's...
841
00:50:56,626 --> 00:50:59,751
It's gonna be difficult at this stage,
Justin, you know?
842
00:50:59,751 --> 00:51:01,959
I mean,
we've already signed the contract.
843
00:51:01,959 --> 00:51:03,626
I don't mean to be pushy, Rabbi,
844
00:51:03,626 --> 00:51:06,209
but I really need that money
by tomorrow, midday.
845
00:51:07,668 --> 00:51:09,959
Justin, you know,
when you make a donation,
846
00:51:09,959 --> 00:51:13,251
you're not actually supposed to ask
for it back, you know?
847
00:51:13,876 --> 00:51:16,793
I mean, what would your father
say about this?
848
00:51:18,793 --> 00:51:20,459
I need the money, Rabbi.
849
00:51:21,918 --> 00:51:25,084
Let me give Roger a call.
We'll see what he has to say about that.
850
00:51:26,293 --> 00:51:27,709
Wasn't the guy's name Barry?
851
00:51:29,626 --> 00:51:31,168
Barry, yes.
852
00:51:34,501 --> 00:51:36,918
- I'll give him a call.
- Right.
853
00:51:38,959 --> 00:51:40,709
- Excuse me.
- Sure.
854
00:51:45,043 --> 00:51:47,501
Justin Diamond. You're hilarious, boy.
855
00:51:49,501 --> 00:51:50,959
You're driving a rental.
856
00:51:51,543 --> 00:51:53,418
No. It was a rental before I bought it.
857
00:51:53,418 --> 00:51:56,334
No, boy. This is a rental.
You can smell it.
858
00:51:57,251 --> 00:51:58,209
This is too good!
859
00:51:58,209 --> 00:51:59,584
Fuck.
860
00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:01,709
I don't see a bag of money?
861
00:52:02,293 --> 00:52:05,959
He said he gave it to the contractor,
but... I don't know.
862
00:52:07,918 --> 00:52:09,584
I think the rabbi just lied to me.
863
00:52:10,168 --> 00:52:12,251
Hey? No, hey...
What are you-- Dovi!
864
00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:16,001
No, no, Dovi! Come on. Dovi!
Just think about what you're doing.
865
00:52:16,001 --> 00:52:19,959
- Listen, he's a rabbi of the community!
- He's a degenerate, that's what he is.
866
00:52:31,709 --> 00:52:33,293
I'm telling you, I don't have it.
867
00:52:33,459 --> 00:52:36,084
Bullshit. I'm gonna need that money
back from you, Rabbi.
868
00:52:36,084 --> 00:52:39,168
I swear to you,
I have given it to the contractor.
869
00:52:39,168 --> 00:52:40,709
It sounds like bubameise to me.
870
00:52:40,876 --> 00:52:43,751
- Dovi, please, I have a weak heart.
- Come on, Rabbi.
871
00:52:43,918 --> 00:52:45,959
- Don't make me do this--
- Dovi! Dovi, Jesus.
872
00:52:47,334 --> 00:52:48,751
Oh... Okay.
873
00:52:49,793 --> 00:52:51,126
I placed it on a bet.
874
00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:53,876
- The truth will set you free.
- You placed it on a bet?
875
00:52:54,084 --> 00:52:55,584
- Uh...
- What did I tell you, boy?
876
00:52:55,751 --> 00:52:57,793
Rabbi, are you okay?
877
00:52:57,959 --> 00:52:59,584
Get outta here. Men are talking.
878
00:52:59,584 --> 00:53:00,668
I am a man!
879
00:53:00,668 --> 00:53:02,626
Get out!
880
00:53:03,501 --> 00:53:05,668
What about
all the yetzer hatov and hara stuff?
881
00:53:06,334 --> 00:53:10,459
I've learnt to accept that horse racing
is a disease of the blood, Justin.
882
00:53:10,876 --> 00:53:12,876
- I'm not proud of it.
Rabbi...
883
00:53:12,876 --> 00:53:14,751
You bet a million rand on the horses.
884
00:53:14,751 --> 00:53:18,501
Oh, no, no. Only half of that. The other
half really is with the contractors.
885
00:53:18,501 --> 00:53:20,084
Oh, only half of it, hey?
886
00:53:20,084 --> 00:53:21,209
And when's the race?
887
00:53:21,209 --> 00:53:22,459
Three o'clock.
888
00:53:23,168 --> 00:53:24,293
Today.
889
00:53:34,459 --> 00:53:37,043
Oh, yeah.
The masterful disguise, hey?
890
00:53:40,793 --> 00:53:44,709
Yeah, so the two okes have just come out
and now they've picked up a rabbi.
891
00:53:44,709 --> 00:53:46,126
A rabbi?
892
00:53:47,001 --> 00:53:49,709
This is deeper than we thought, Henko.
Don't lose them.
893
00:53:50,251 --> 00:53:51,293
Copy.
894
00:53:57,418 --> 00:53:59,334
Right, who did you bet on, Rabbi?
895
00:53:59,501 --> 00:54:02,793
I put 480 on Slew o’ Gold,
and 18k on the Kosher Kid.
896
00:54:03,459 --> 00:54:05,751
Kosher Kid?
Of course you did.
897
00:54:07,751 --> 00:54:11,251
- Rog! Howzit?
- Dovi D! What you betting today?
898
00:54:11,418 --> 00:54:12,834
No, we're here to stop a bet.
899
00:54:12,834 --> 00:54:15,668
You've been given stolen money
and you know that's illegal.
900
00:54:15,876 --> 00:54:17,126
Is that right?
901
00:54:17,293 --> 00:54:19,834
- Tell him, Rabbi.
- Rabbi Horowitz. Shalom.
902
00:54:20,293 --> 00:54:21,959
We need to retract the bet, please.
903
00:54:22,168 --> 00:54:25,168
You know how this works,
I can't cancel an hour before the race.
904
00:54:25,168 --> 00:54:26,376
It's in the system.
905
00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:29,334
Okay, okay.
What are the odds on Slew o’ Gold?
906
00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:32,334
- Three to one.
And the Kosher Kid?
907
00:54:32,334 --> 00:54:33,668
The Kosher Kid...
908
00:54:33,668 --> 00:54:35,793
That's 55 to one, boy.
909
00:54:35,959 --> 00:54:38,293
What? Why'd you bet so much
on a losing horse?
910
00:54:38,459 --> 00:54:41,168
He's a member of the community.
I always put 18k on him.
911
00:54:41,334 --> 00:54:44,293
Putting money on a donkey
isn't a mitzvah, Rabbi.
912
00:54:45,584 --> 00:54:50,584
- Okay, who are the top contenders?
- Dragonfly and Sparkling Water.
913
00:54:51,251 --> 00:54:54,876
- Great jockey on Dragonfly. Johan Fourie.
- Johan Fourie?
914
00:54:54,876 --> 00:54:57,293
Ah, he's one of my clients.
He just had a baby.
915
00:54:57,459 --> 00:54:58,668
Oy! Mazel tov.
916
00:55:01,209 --> 00:55:02,376
I've got an idea.
917
00:55:04,084 --> 00:55:05,543
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Rabbi.
918
00:55:06,626 --> 00:55:09,126
Go talk to Fourie, tell him not to race.
919
00:55:10,626 --> 00:55:11,793
That's your idea?
920
00:55:12,376 --> 00:55:14,251
Convince him. It'll increase our odds.
921
00:55:14,418 --> 00:55:18,209
Oh, yeah. Sure, sure. Buy him a fucking
cake. How am I supposed to do that? Dovi?
922
00:55:18,376 --> 00:55:21,376
Bru, if you can convince people
to buy your bullshit policies,
923
00:55:21,376 --> 00:55:23,084
you can convince him not to race.
924
00:55:23,251 --> 00:55:25,709
You are an excellent salesman, Justin.
925
00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:29,918
I'll go talk to the jockey
of Sparkling Water. Twist his arm.
926
00:55:30,418 --> 00:55:31,751
So to speak.
927
00:55:33,751 --> 00:55:35,876
What should I do?
Hang tight!
928
00:55:35,876 --> 00:55:39,501
And no more fucking bets!
Pardon the cursing.
929
00:55:54,668 --> 00:55:58,501
Anyone know where Vincent Kumar is?
The jockey of Sparkling Water?
930
00:56:01,459 --> 00:56:02,334
Johan?
931
00:56:03,168 --> 00:56:04,543
Ah.
932
00:56:04,543 --> 00:56:05,834
Thank God I caught you.
933
00:56:06,001 --> 00:56:09,584
- Justin, what are you doing here?
- I came as soon as I saw you're racing.
934
00:56:09,584 --> 00:56:12,459
Johan, I cannot let you
go out there today. Sorry.
935
00:56:13,876 --> 00:56:16,168
- Excuse me?
- When I saw your name on the listing,
936
00:56:16,168 --> 00:56:19,543
I realised we never increased
your life policy when the baby was born.
937
00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:22,668
- Is that something we should've done?
- Is that something we--
938
00:56:22,668 --> 00:56:24,793
You have three beautiful children
939
00:56:24,793 --> 00:56:26,876
- and a lovely wife, Danika.
- Thanks.
940
00:56:26,876 --> 00:56:31,459
Let's say you get hit by a bus
or even worse, fall off your horse.
941
00:56:31,459 --> 00:56:35,626
Now your current life cover wouldn't
meet your monthly bond payments.
942
00:56:35,793 --> 00:56:38,626
Your family would be forced
out of their home.
943
00:56:38,626 --> 00:56:40,626
Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't want that?
944
00:56:40,793 --> 00:56:43,209
Isn't that what my dread and disease
cover is for?
945
00:56:43,376 --> 00:56:45,293
Yeah, no, absolutely. Exactly.
946
00:56:45,293 --> 00:56:47,501
Which we haven't increased either.
947
00:56:47,501 --> 00:56:51,543
Look, I appreciate the concern but can we
set up a time next week, chat through it?
948
00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:53,126
No, let's have it now.
949
00:56:53,126 --> 00:56:54,209
Johan!
950
00:57:07,001 --> 00:57:08,126
Vincent?
951
00:57:09,126 --> 00:57:11,876
- Who wants to know?
- Oh, just a massive fan.
952
00:57:12,418 --> 00:57:15,251
Dovi Diamond. I'm a businessman
with a passion for the sport.
953
00:57:15,251 --> 00:57:16,584
What you offering, Dovi?
954
00:57:16,584 --> 00:57:19,584
I got sponsors queuing out
the door to get their labels on me.
955
00:57:19,584 --> 00:57:21,751
That's shweet, my bru. Hey?
956
00:57:24,501 --> 00:57:25,459
Listen...
957
00:57:25,459 --> 00:57:27,334
I can't let you go out there today.
958
00:57:30,209 --> 00:57:32,668
My boetie, he's put a lot of money
on Slew o’ Gold...
959
00:57:33,293 --> 00:57:35,543
and I need to make sure
that horse wins. Okay?
960
00:57:37,334 --> 00:57:40,418
Well, there's a lot of money
riding on me and Sparkling Water,
961
00:57:40,418 --> 00:57:42,459
so I guess it all comes down to the race.
962
00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:43,584
Is that so, hey?
963
00:57:47,168 --> 00:57:48,584
Fuck!
964
00:57:50,709 --> 00:57:52,834
- Are you gonna ride? Are you?!
- What the fuck!
965
00:57:52,834 --> 00:57:54,418
- Are you gonna ride?
- Get off me!
966
00:57:54,418 --> 00:57:57,084
- Answer me, Vincent!
- Okay! I won't race!
967
00:57:57,751 --> 00:57:59,543
- Right!
968
00:58:00,376 --> 00:58:01,959
Okay, thank you.
969
00:58:01,959 --> 00:58:04,251
- But I'm afraid, boy...
Huh?
970
00:58:04,418 --> 00:58:05,709
I don't believe you.
971
00:58:08,959 --> 00:58:12,084
Johan, as your broker,
I can't let you go out there.
972
00:58:12,251 --> 00:58:15,001
- You made your point, but I've gotta go.
- What? Hey--
973
00:58:23,043 --> 00:58:24,168
Hm.
974
00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:28,043
Um... Somebody help.
Jockey down. Jockey down!
975
00:58:42,626 --> 00:58:44,209
Afternoon, Rabbi.
976
00:58:45,626 --> 00:58:47,209
Afternoon.
977
00:58:53,584 --> 00:58:55,251
Who has beef with Worsie Ferreira?
978
00:58:55,918 --> 00:58:58,501
- Who? Rabbi?
979
00:59:00,126 --> 00:59:01,376
Rabbi?
980
00:59:02,293 --> 00:59:03,334
Rabbi?
981
00:59:03,501 --> 00:59:05,293
My heart.
982
00:59:11,834 --> 00:59:14,501
How did it go?
- Yeah. I got into his head.
983
00:59:14,501 --> 00:59:16,126
- You?
- I broke his hands.
984
00:59:16,293 --> 00:59:18,584
Shock news from the paddock, folks.
985
00:59:18,584 --> 00:59:21,626
Last-minute replacement
jockeys on Dragonfly and Slew o’ Gold,
986
00:59:21,626 --> 00:59:24,293
opening this race up
for all kinds of possibilities.
987
00:59:24,459 --> 00:59:26,501
- Shame. Wonder what happened?
- Good to hear.
988
00:59:26,668 --> 00:59:29,834
The contenders
are lined up at the starting gate...
989
00:59:29,834 --> 00:59:32,834
And away they go
and racing from the 1400-metre mark.
990
00:59:33,001 --> 00:59:34,084
Come on, Slew o’ Gold.
991
00:59:34,251 --> 00:59:37,126
...but it's Slew o’ Gold
breaking away...
992
00:59:37,293 --> 00:59:39,418
- Come, on. Run, man!
- Run, you fuck!
993
00:59:41,626 --> 00:59:43,543
- Why'd you pull it back?
994
00:59:44,126 --> 00:59:46,501
- Come on! Swing out!
- Come on, man! Come, on!
995
00:59:46,668 --> 00:59:50,543
...the 200-metre mark, this
is gonna be a huge upset for the punters!
996
00:59:50,709 --> 00:59:51,918
- Oh, come on!
- No, no, no!
997
00:59:51,918 --> 00:59:54,334
It's the Kosher Kid.
What?
998
00:59:54,501 --> 00:59:57,418
Only 100 metres to go...
Kosher Kid! The winner!
999
00:59:57,584 --> 00:59:58,793
But that's impossible!
1000
00:59:59,709 --> 01:00:02,209
- What are the odds on Kosher Kid?
- Fifty-five to one.
1001
01:00:03,418 --> 01:00:06,043
- What's 18k times 55?
- Oh, my God.
1002
01:00:06,501 --> 01:00:09,376
- One million rand.
Thank you, God.
1003
01:00:09,376 --> 01:00:11,043
Thanks for your business, Rog.
1004
01:00:12,209 --> 01:00:14,709
- What happened to Rabbi Horowitz?
- I don't know.
1005
01:00:15,334 --> 01:00:17,376
Oof!
1006
01:00:22,001 --> 01:00:23,793
Adios, Banderas.
1007
01:00:36,334 --> 01:00:37,709
Okay.
1008
01:01:28,501 --> 01:01:29,918
A million bucks, boy.
1009
01:01:35,126 --> 01:01:37,043
Hey, you got all these here?
1010
01:01:42,293 --> 01:01:44,584
He was younger than I am now
when he died.
1011
01:01:44,584 --> 01:01:46,459
A heart attack at 45.
1012
01:01:46,459 --> 01:01:47,543
That's just bad luck.
1013
01:01:47,709 --> 01:01:51,084
That's because they weren't checking
cholesterol twice a year back then.
1014
01:01:51,626 --> 01:01:54,209
Today he would have been on statins.
Lived a long life.
1015
01:01:54,209 --> 01:01:55,293
Mm.
1016
01:01:55,459 --> 01:01:56,959
When last did you check yours?
1017
01:01:58,418 --> 01:02:00,293
- I don't know.
- Jesus, Dovi.
1018
01:02:00,293 --> 01:02:02,584
You could be a walking heart attack
right now.
1019
01:02:02,584 --> 01:02:04,584
You gotta check it at least once a year.
1020
01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:10,251
He loved you.
1021
01:02:12,209 --> 01:02:13,418
And you.
1022
01:02:13,418 --> 01:02:16,168
I wasn't cut from the same cloth
as the old geezer.
1023
01:02:17,251 --> 01:02:19,043
You, on the other hand...
1024
01:02:19,626 --> 01:02:21,043
He would be proud of you.
1025
01:02:23,209 --> 01:02:24,459
We all are.
1026
01:02:32,793 --> 01:02:34,543
Those aren't supposed to be in there.
1027
01:02:36,751 --> 01:02:40,418
You know, they should never have arrested
you when you crashed that car, Dov.
1028
01:02:40,418 --> 01:02:41,584
You were just a kid.
1029
01:02:41,751 --> 01:02:44,543
Yeah, that was an expensive
sports car, boy.
1030
01:02:44,543 --> 01:02:47,751
I would've pressed charges too
if some little shit had crashed it.
1031
01:02:47,751 --> 01:02:49,793
- Jesus, that was a party.
1032
01:02:49,793 --> 01:02:52,876
- Fucking hell, we were wasted.
You were the most wasted.
1033
01:02:53,459 --> 01:02:55,751
Dad had just died,
you were really going for it.
1034
01:02:55,918 --> 01:02:58,376
I think I drank a whole bottle
of tequila that night.
1035
01:03:00,376 --> 01:03:03,959
I remember running outside
and you were in the driver's seat.
1036
01:03:05,001 --> 01:03:06,793
Jeez, and that car was totalled, hey?
1037
01:03:10,709 --> 01:03:12,084
Who the fuck is this?
1038
01:03:26,584 --> 01:03:28,626
Howzit, sir.
What you want?
1039
01:03:28,626 --> 01:03:32,334
Home Security from behind here.
An oke escaped and climbed in through
1040
01:03:32,334 --> 01:03:34,793
your warehouse. I can see--
What?
1041
01:03:34,793 --> 01:03:37,751
What the fuck?
- [Henko] Shut up, okay?
1042
01:03:52,001 --> 01:03:55,418
Now, which one of you boys
is Dovi Diamond?
1043
01:03:55,418 --> 01:03:57,126
What? You don't recognise me?
1044
01:03:57,709 --> 01:03:59,209
Whoa!
Fuck!
1045
01:03:59,376 --> 01:04:02,334
Howzit? I'm Justin Diamond,
wellness and medical aid broker--
1046
01:04:02,501 --> 01:04:05,459
Shut up... I didn't ask
for your fucking life story. Okay?
1047
01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:09,751
Now, one of you
better explain to me, politely,
1048
01:04:09,751 --> 01:04:11,918
why you're after
Worsie Ferreira's daughter.
1049
01:04:11,918 --> 01:04:13,084
Worsie Ferreira?
1050
01:04:13,501 --> 01:04:15,918
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Who's Worsie Ferreira?
1051
01:04:16,126 --> 01:04:18,876
This oke's boere mafia.
He's fucking deeper than Stellies.
1052
01:04:19,043 --> 01:04:21,959
Whoa! Jesus.
- Fuck, man! Will you stop doing that?!
1053
01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:24,959
- Why did you attack Cindy?
- It was a misunderstanding, okay?
1054
01:04:24,959 --> 01:04:27,584
We tried to intimidate
my boet's girlfriend.
1055
01:04:27,584 --> 01:04:30,543
- No, well, not my girlfriend.
- My guys got the address wrong.
1056
01:04:30,543 --> 01:04:34,334
- Tell Worsie, we're sorry.
- Yeah, I mean we didn't mean to kill her.
1057
01:04:34,543 --> 01:04:36,918
- Ow, fuck!
- Will you stop doing that, please.
1058
01:04:37,084 --> 01:04:39,918
You fucking fucks fucked
with a powerful man's daughter.
1059
01:04:39,918 --> 01:04:42,959
Obviously that means you trying to
send him a message, right?
1060
01:04:42,959 --> 01:04:44,626
Why don't you give me that message,
1061
01:04:44,626 --> 01:04:46,584
before I really start
fucking hurting you?
1062
01:04:46,584 --> 01:04:49,876
Okay. Okay...
We've got a message for Worsie, yeah.
1063
01:04:50,709 --> 01:04:51,751
What... We do?
1064
01:04:51,751 --> 01:04:55,001
Yeah. It's in the top drawer there
in a... in an envelope.
1065
01:04:56,251 --> 01:04:59,126
- You've got an actual message for him?
- Yeah.
1066
01:04:59,126 --> 01:05:01,626
- What, like on a paper?
Yeah, from my boss.
1067
01:05:01,626 --> 01:05:04,376
Just in case, you know,
Worsie's people arrived.
1068
01:05:04,543 --> 01:05:06,459
What, like, handwriting or typed?
1069
01:05:06,459 --> 01:05:08,751
Why don't we just let them
talk on the phone?
1070
01:05:08,751 --> 01:05:12,834
Our boss likes to transact in writing,
Justin. You know this.
1071
01:05:13,001 --> 01:05:14,293
No, no, no...
1072
01:05:14,793 --> 01:05:17,168
Okay, show me.
1073
01:05:18,543 --> 01:05:21,126
- Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
1074
01:05:21,293 --> 01:05:22,251
Over here.
1075
01:05:24,168 --> 01:05:25,126
Hey!
1076
01:05:27,418 --> 01:05:28,543
Up!
1077
01:05:29,251 --> 01:05:30,334
Up hands.
1078
01:05:32,459 --> 01:05:33,543
Yeah.
1079
01:05:36,459 --> 01:05:37,418
Where's it?
1080
01:05:38,084 --> 01:05:40,668
- The top drawer, in the back.
- Here?
1081
01:05:40,668 --> 01:05:41,959
The brown envelope.
1082
01:05:52,209 --> 01:05:53,876
In here?
1083
01:05:56,376 --> 01:05:58,251
Yeah, yeah... at the back.
1084
01:06:02,543 --> 01:06:03,543
This?
1085
01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:05,001
Yeah, yeah.
1086
01:06:05,001 --> 01:06:06,376
Is there anthrax in here?
1087
01:06:06,543 --> 01:06:08,876
Just open the envelope,
there's a message.
1088
01:06:08,876 --> 01:06:12,376
I'm gonna put my mouth on here.
If I taste anything, you're fucking gone.
1089
01:06:15,084 --> 01:06:16,251
Go, boy!
1090
01:06:25,501 --> 01:06:27,376
Fuck you! Lying son of a bitch!
1091
01:06:27,376 --> 01:06:29,001
You're a son of a bitch!
1092
01:06:34,834 --> 01:06:35,876
Fuck!
1093
01:06:37,168 --> 01:06:38,959
What now, huh?
1094
01:06:39,126 --> 01:06:40,834
Freeze!
1095
01:06:46,668 --> 01:06:48,084
Put the gun down, sunshine.
1096
01:06:48,084 --> 01:06:50,334
Don't put the gun down, Justin.
1097
01:06:51,001 --> 01:06:53,626
Don't push me, man. I'm dangerous.
1098
01:06:53,626 --> 01:06:55,959
Do you even know
how that thing works? Huh?
1099
01:06:58,501 --> 01:07:01,501
- You don't have it in you.
- Oh, don't I? Don't I?
1100
01:07:01,668 --> 01:07:03,584
Well, how do you like it
when I do that--
1101
01:07:11,209 --> 01:07:12,751
Very classy, boy.
1102
01:07:22,001 --> 01:07:23,668
What the f--
1103
01:07:27,209 --> 01:07:29,501
This oke's a real joker.
1104
01:07:32,959 --> 01:07:34,668
Jesus, Dovi. I just killed a man.
1105
01:07:34,668 --> 01:07:36,168
Yeah...
1106
01:07:36,168 --> 01:07:38,709
The first kill is always a hard one.
1107
01:07:40,751 --> 01:07:42,459
Okay, let's get to work with this...
1108
01:07:42,626 --> 01:07:44,876
Whoa, whoa!
Dovi, what the fuck are you doing?
1109
01:07:45,043 --> 01:07:46,668
I'm cutting up the body, Justin.
1110
01:07:47,418 --> 01:07:50,209
You can't just chop him up
right here in your office, Dovi.
1111
01:07:50,376 --> 01:07:51,668
I put down a drop sheet.
1112
01:07:51,834 --> 01:07:53,793
We gotta call the cops
to sort this out.
1113
01:07:53,959 --> 01:07:55,668
You shot the guy in the face, boy.
1114
01:07:55,668 --> 01:07:57,918
Okay, that's gonna be
a tough one to explain.
1115
01:07:59,584 --> 01:08:02,209
It'll be as easy as cutting up a chicken.
Eight pieces.
1116
01:08:02,959 --> 01:08:05,043
No, no, fuck it, Dovi! Please, please.
1117
01:08:05,209 --> 01:08:07,209
- Fuck sakes.
- There's gotta be another way.
1118
01:08:07,209 --> 01:08:10,084
Something less...
fucking hectic than this!
1119
01:08:11,834 --> 01:08:13,251
We could bury him?
1120
01:08:13,793 --> 01:08:15,709
But digging a hole's a real schlep, boy.
1121
01:08:15,876 --> 01:08:19,209
It's fine, it's fine! Absolutely fine.
Fine. I'll do it, I'll dig.
1122
01:08:19,209 --> 01:08:21,251
Just... not like this, man.
1123
01:08:25,834 --> 01:08:26,834
Actually...
1124
01:08:27,418 --> 01:08:29,001
there is another way.
1125
01:08:30,918 --> 01:08:34,459
He's got no fucking brains,
but his head's so fucking heavy.
1126
01:08:34,626 --> 01:08:38,418
Bru, I need to take a break.
- No, no, keep it moving. Keep it moving.
1127
01:08:40,626 --> 01:08:43,376
Okay, okay. Here we go. Here we go.
1128
01:08:48,043 --> 01:08:49,501
Since when do you own a boat?
1129
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:53,001
Since I won it off Donkey Smit
with a royal flush.
1130
01:08:54,043 --> 01:08:55,334
Does Mom know about this?
1131
01:08:55,501 --> 01:08:58,251
Yeah, of course. I've taken her out,
she loves the sea air.
1132
01:08:58,418 --> 01:09:00,793
No, I mean, does Mom know
you spelt her name wrong?
1133
01:09:03,168 --> 01:09:04,168
Did I?
1134
01:09:21,501 --> 01:09:24,876
Right. This should be far enough.
Harbour Master won't find us here.
1135
01:09:24,876 --> 01:09:26,959
Fucking oke busts my balls, hey.
1136
01:09:27,459 --> 01:09:31,876
Ah! That should do.
We must take that plastic off.
1137
01:09:31,876 --> 01:09:34,584
Don't want the bubbles
to bring him back to the surface.
1138
01:09:37,709 --> 01:09:38,876
Shit.
1139
01:09:39,918 --> 01:09:41,668
- What?
- I forgot the bricks.
1140
01:09:41,668 --> 01:09:44,001
I haven't done a body drop
for such a long time.
1141
01:09:44,001 --> 01:09:47,334
Put that around his ankles.
We'll just have to improvise.
1142
01:09:48,001 --> 01:09:51,084
Um... ah! There you go,
we'll tie him to the anchor.
1143
01:09:51,834 --> 01:09:53,251
Righto.
1144
01:09:53,251 --> 01:09:56,251
Make a solid knot there, hey.
Give me the other end, boy.
1145
01:09:56,251 --> 01:09:58,543
Right over left and left over right.
Reef knot.
1146
01:09:58,543 --> 01:10:00,751
Okay. Let's get this fucker out of here.
1147
01:10:03,001 --> 01:10:05,668
Okay. One, two, three!
1148
01:10:06,251 --> 01:10:08,251
I think I'm gonna get a hernia.
1149
01:10:11,418 --> 01:10:14,918
Rest in peace, you scary ginger fuck.
1150
01:10:18,918 --> 01:10:19,918
Shit!
1151
01:10:24,418 --> 01:10:26,876
- Let him go, you fuck!
Fuck you!
1152
01:10:26,876 --> 01:10:28,584
Jus, let go of the fucking bag!
1153
01:10:30,418 --> 01:10:31,959
Let go of the bag, boet!
1154
01:10:31,959 --> 01:10:35,126
I can't.
Let go of the bag, man!
1155
01:10:43,293 --> 01:10:44,626
I've got you, boy.
1156
01:10:47,584 --> 01:10:49,001
Fuck this oke.
1157
01:10:52,751 --> 01:10:55,418
Holy shit, the oke
must've had a skull graze.
1158
01:10:56,293 --> 01:10:59,084
- Oh, my God, the money. I need the money.
- The money's gone.
1159
01:10:59,084 --> 01:11:02,251
- Justin! The money is gone.
- I've been doing ice baths for years.
1160
01:11:02,251 --> 01:11:05,626
My body can withstand these
temperatures. Don't worry, I can do this.
1161
01:11:05,793 --> 01:11:06,876
Okay.
1162
01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:15,626
Oh, my God, it's fucking freezing!
Jesus! Fuck! Get me outta here.
1163
01:11:21,543 --> 01:11:23,501
Sorry about the money, boy.
1164
01:11:24,668 --> 01:11:26,126
And your neck, too.
1165
01:11:26,959 --> 01:11:29,209
You should probably
see a doctor about that.
1166
01:11:32,418 --> 01:11:34,126
We'll make a plan, Just.
1167
01:11:34,793 --> 01:11:36,918
- We'll figure it out.
- Yeah.
1168
01:11:40,543 --> 01:11:42,709
Okay, boy.
1169
01:12:16,543 --> 01:12:18,084
Natz?
1170
01:12:18,293 --> 01:12:19,293
Hey.
1171
01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:21,251
- What are you doing in there?
- Nothing.
1172
01:12:22,668 --> 01:12:24,709
Jesus, what happened to you?
1173
01:12:25,251 --> 01:12:27,876
Came off my mountain bike.
That's it.
1174
01:12:29,751 --> 01:12:31,626
You look a little... flustered.
1175
01:12:31,626 --> 01:12:33,668
Were you doing yoga in there
or something?
1176
01:12:34,209 --> 01:12:35,418
Um...
1177
01:12:35,418 --> 01:12:37,126
Yes, I was.
1178
01:12:37,918 --> 01:12:39,834
- Oh.
- You didn't tell me you were riding.
1179
01:12:40,001 --> 01:12:42,834
It was a last-minute cycle thing
in Tokai.
1180
01:12:42,834 --> 01:12:44,168
Yeah, with, um...
1181
01:12:44,959 --> 01:12:46,459
with Gary. Gary was there.
1182
01:12:47,126 --> 01:12:48,126
Oh?
1183
01:12:49,626 --> 01:12:51,168
Okay. Well, I'm gonna go to bed.
1184
01:12:51,168 --> 01:12:53,751
- Did you get a haircut or something?
- No.
1185
01:12:57,834 --> 01:12:59,584
Facial?
1186
01:13:01,501 --> 01:13:03,001
No?
1187
01:13:03,168 --> 01:13:04,876
No... something's different.
1188
01:13:05,918 --> 01:13:08,376
I mean, you look, um...
1189
01:13:10,709 --> 01:13:12,459
You look great.
1190
01:13:14,084 --> 01:13:16,709
You look, uh... you look really great.
1191
01:13:23,334 --> 01:13:24,876
Not really in the mood.
1192
01:13:27,834 --> 01:13:29,084
Goodnight.
1193
01:13:40,418 --> 01:13:44,709
No, dude, let me tell you,
this chick was fucking smoking, man.
1194
01:13:44,709 --> 01:13:48,084
Did you bang her?
I mean, I tried.
1195
01:13:48,084 --> 01:13:52,043
Call and ask if she
has friends. Bring her to Jordan's party.
1196
01:13:52,043 --> 01:13:56,168
He bought, like, 12 kegs of beer
and he's got a big jumping castle,
1197
01:13:56,334 --> 01:13:58,418
- and gummies...
- Hang on. I'll call you back.
1198
01:14:10,459 --> 01:14:12,626
Oh!
1199
01:14:14,709 --> 01:14:17,168
Oh, shit. Shit...
1200
01:14:18,668 --> 01:14:21,543
Four, five, six, seven, eight...
1201
01:14:50,501 --> 01:14:52,793
Ow, fuck!
1202
01:14:55,834 --> 01:14:57,501
Where'd you park the scooter?
1203
01:14:59,001 --> 01:15:00,668
Just tell me the colour, man.
1204
01:15:00,834 --> 01:15:02,126
Ow!
1205
01:15:02,293 --> 01:15:03,709
Oh, fuck you.
1206
01:15:10,126 --> 01:15:11,751
Fuck!
1207
01:15:21,459 --> 01:15:22,293
What?
1208
01:15:22,459 --> 01:15:24,918
Jus, I've been giving it
some thought, boy.
1209
01:15:24,918 --> 01:15:27,543
There's a way we can do this
which is totally legal.
1210
01:15:27,709 --> 01:15:31,751
No more dodgy shit. I'm sending you an
address. Meet me there in an hour, okay?
1211
01:15:32,668 --> 01:15:35,668
Or don't, and let that chick
post that video and ruin your life.
1212
01:15:36,959 --> 01:15:39,126
A tough situation you got yourself into.
1213
01:15:39,126 --> 01:15:41,376
- Have you tried killing her?
No, man.
1214
01:15:41,793 --> 01:15:46,043
- I thought we doing this the legal way.
- We are, we are! He's just joking, boy.
1215
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:48,376
Roland Duiker.
The best lawyer in the country.
1216
01:15:48,543 --> 01:15:50,209
Listen...
1217
01:15:50,209 --> 01:15:53,543
Fact of the matter is this.
Extortion is an illegal act, all right?
1218
01:15:53,543 --> 01:15:57,793
Now, if we can prove that this is what
this chick is doing to you,
1219
01:15:57,793 --> 01:16:00,834
wham-bam boogie...
We file a restraining order against her.
1220
01:16:01,501 --> 01:16:03,501
Okay? Yeah, that sounds promising.
1221
01:16:03,668 --> 01:16:07,959
Tell me something, Justin. Have you got
any text messages, recorded conversations
1222
01:16:07,959 --> 01:16:10,459
that we can use to prove
that she's been doing this?
1223
01:16:11,834 --> 01:16:13,626
Well, there's a... there's a video.
1224
01:16:14,709 --> 01:16:15,918
What kind of video?
1225
01:16:17,209 --> 01:16:18,334
Mm...
1226
01:16:20,459 --> 01:16:22,751
I've never done it
on a Pilates ball before, boy.
1227
01:16:22,751 --> 01:16:24,793
Hey? Looks like it gives you some thrust?
1228
01:16:24,793 --> 01:16:25,751
Shut up, Dovi.
1229
01:16:25,751 --> 01:16:29,293
Hey, Justin. This is good. Very good.
This is exactly what we need.
1230
01:16:29,293 --> 01:16:33,084
Now, what we do is we take those text
messages that she's been sending you,
1231
01:16:33,084 --> 01:16:36,751
together with this,
we file a restraining order against her.
1232
01:16:36,751 --> 01:16:40,834
If she leaks anything, my friends,
she goes bouncing off to jail.
1233
01:16:40,834 --> 01:16:42,626
- It's simple as that.
- Really?
1234
01:16:44,626 --> 01:16:46,459
- Great.
1235
01:16:46,459 --> 01:16:48,209
This is very good...
1236
01:16:48,209 --> 01:16:49,834
Very good.
1237
01:16:49,834 --> 01:16:53,001
If you don't think I'll go through
with this, then you're wrong,
1238
01:16:53,001 --> 01:16:54,168
I've got what it takes.
1239
01:16:54,168 --> 01:16:56,459
That sex video that you made of us
1240
01:16:56,459 --> 01:16:58,626
is proof that you're trying to extort me,
1241
01:16:59,209 --> 01:17:00,459
which is illegal.
1242
01:17:00,459 --> 01:17:06,084
So, either you do exactly what I say
or you're going to prison, Marika.
1243
01:17:06,668 --> 01:17:07,834
Do you understand?
1244
01:17:18,418 --> 01:17:22,084
I don't want to
go to jail, Justin.
1245
01:17:22,084 --> 01:17:25,251
I'll die in jail. Do you want me to die?
1246
01:17:27,293 --> 01:17:31,251
I was just... I was just so cross,
you know, and I didn't want to lose you.
1247
01:17:31,418 --> 01:17:34,209
I need you to delete that video
off your phone, your laptop,
1248
01:17:34,209 --> 01:17:36,209
off all your tech. Right now.
1249
01:17:36,209 --> 01:17:41,001
I can't, Justin. It's in the Cloud.
You can't delete anything from the Cloud.
1250
01:17:41,001 --> 01:17:43,334
Yeah. No, you can. Pass me your phone.
1251
01:17:43,334 --> 01:17:46,251
My parents were so excited to meet you.
1252
01:17:46,834 --> 01:17:50,209
And I... And I just...
1253
01:17:50,209 --> 01:17:53,459
I told them...
I told them I was in love with you.
1254
01:17:55,084 --> 01:17:57,918
I'm fucking in love with you, Justin!
1255
01:18:01,501 --> 01:18:04,668
- No, come-- Okay, okay.
- Please.
1256
01:18:04,668 --> 01:18:07,168
It's okay. It's best for both of us.
1257
01:18:07,751 --> 01:18:09,793
Now, now. There, there.
1258
01:18:11,251 --> 01:18:14,626
Ooh, ooh. No, no, no...
Marika... Marika. No, no. Marika.
1259
01:18:14,626 --> 01:18:16,501
No, no... Enough!
1260
01:18:20,709 --> 01:18:22,668
I'm not fucking losing you.
1261
01:18:23,126 --> 01:18:25,584
I'm not fucking losing you!
1262
01:18:25,751 --> 01:18:28,001
What are you doing?
Marika, just get off, man.
1263
01:18:28,001 --> 01:18:30,168
Ow! Ow! No, no. Fuck, fuck! No--
1264
01:18:30,168 --> 01:18:32,501
You drawing blood, Marika.
You're drawing blood.
1265
01:18:32,709 --> 01:18:34,043
Marika? Uh...
1266
01:18:35,959 --> 01:18:39,084
I, um...
I didn't realise you had a client.
1267
01:18:40,543 --> 01:18:42,501
No, we just finished.
1268
01:18:42,668 --> 01:18:47,001
Yeah. Um...
Thank you, Marika, for that session.
1269
01:18:47,001 --> 01:18:49,876
Um, I've deleted my appointment
from your calendar.
1270
01:18:49,876 --> 01:18:52,959
So if you could delete all
my appointments from your calendar,
1271
01:18:52,959 --> 01:18:54,001
that'd be great.
1272
01:18:54,168 --> 01:18:56,126
Yes. Absolutely.
1273
01:18:56,876 --> 01:18:59,543
- I will see you next Tues--
- When you see me!
1274
01:19:04,168 --> 01:19:06,168
- Don't tell me she bit you?
- She bit me.
1275
01:19:06,334 --> 01:19:08,001
Wow.
1276
01:19:08,584 --> 01:19:10,709
- You really caught a crazy there, boy.
- Jesus.
1277
01:19:11,293 --> 01:19:13,668
But... she agreed?
1278
01:19:19,793 --> 01:19:21,168
But, you, um...
1279
01:19:21,709 --> 01:19:23,084
you really had my back, Dovi.
1280
01:19:24,168 --> 01:19:27,126
- Don't get all soft on me now, boy.
- No, I'm not. It's just...
1281
01:19:38,376 --> 01:19:40,334
Oh, shit. I'm gonna be late for my preso.
1282
01:19:40,334 --> 01:19:41,293
Yep, yep.
1283
01:19:54,959 --> 01:19:56,959
Now, I know what you're thinking,
1284
01:19:56,959 --> 01:20:00,459
"I'm not fit enough for the Prime
Program, I'll never reach Gold Status."
1285
01:20:00,459 --> 01:20:05,959
Let me tell you, nine years ago
I was exactly where you are now.
1286
01:20:05,959 --> 01:20:10,834
And you know what? I didn't reach
Gold Status. I reached Diamond Status.
1287
01:20:11,459 --> 01:20:15,334
And I've been Diamond Status
every year since.
1288
01:20:18,501 --> 01:20:20,834
First things first,
get yourself a smartwatch.
1289
01:20:20,834 --> 01:20:22,959
This is a Garmin fenix 7X.
1290
01:20:22,959 --> 01:20:26,168
It's an absolute beast.
But any old smartwatch will do.
1291
01:20:26,751 --> 01:20:28,959
And when your watch
tells you to move,
1292
01:20:29,918 --> 01:20:31,001
you move.
1293
01:20:41,084 --> 01:20:42,709
Sorry...
1294
01:20:45,043 --> 01:20:48,168
Never stop bouncing me!
1295
01:20:53,084 --> 01:20:55,959
Justin, it's Sam.
What the hell's going on?
1296
01:20:55,959 --> 01:20:57,334
The phones are going crazy.
1297
01:20:57,334 --> 01:21:00,876
All your clients are pulling their
portfolios because of some viral video.
1298
01:21:00,876 --> 01:21:02,376
Call me when you get this.
1299
01:21:09,918 --> 01:21:11,376
Natalie!
1300
01:21:12,543 --> 01:21:13,709
Natz?
1301
01:21:16,876 --> 01:21:17,834
Natz?
1302
01:21:21,751 --> 01:21:23,959
- Nat?
Oh, shit.
1303
01:21:25,293 --> 01:21:26,668
Natalie?
1304
01:21:29,376 --> 01:21:31,168
- Natz?
Stop it, I'm in here!
1305
01:21:38,126 --> 01:21:39,584
What's going on?
1306
01:21:39,751 --> 01:21:42,043
Why are you breaking down the door?
1307
01:21:45,584 --> 01:21:47,168
Is that Antonio Banderas?
1308
01:21:50,584 --> 01:21:51,918
Are you fucking this thing?
1309
01:21:52,834 --> 01:21:55,793
- What if I am?
Okay.
1310
01:21:56,834 --> 01:21:57,834
Okay...
1311
01:21:58,543 --> 01:21:59,501
Why?
1312
01:21:59,668 --> 01:22:02,959
Because, Justin! Him and I have intimacy.
1313
01:22:02,959 --> 01:22:06,001
Okay? Which is something you and I
haven't had in a long time.
1314
01:22:06,001 --> 01:22:07,001
I know.
1315
01:22:07,001 --> 01:22:09,668
- I've been neglectful of you and--
1316
01:22:09,834 --> 01:22:12,209
- I want that to change, Natalie.
1317
01:22:12,418 --> 01:22:15,668
I don't wanna keep you at arm's length,
I've got so much to tell you.
1318
01:22:15,876 --> 01:22:18,043
- Why's my phone going mad?
- No, no, Natalie.
1319
01:22:18,043 --> 01:22:21,668
No, no. Don't look at the phone. Don't--
Look at me, Natalie. Natalie...
1320
01:22:21,834 --> 01:22:23,793
- What the fuck am I looking at?
1321
01:22:23,793 --> 01:22:26,209
I can explain almost everything.
1322
01:22:26,209 --> 01:22:28,251
Oh, my God.
1323
01:22:28,251 --> 01:22:29,793
Natalie...
1324
01:22:29,793 --> 01:22:32,209
- I fucking knew it.
- I can explain.
1325
01:22:32,376 --> 01:22:34,793
You need to get out of this house,
right now.
1326
01:22:34,959 --> 01:22:38,418
- No, let's talk about it.
- Get the fuck out.
1327
01:22:38,418 --> 01:22:41,001
Okay, you need to calm down.
Don't kick me--
1328
01:22:41,001 --> 01:22:42,376
- What about the kids?
- Go!
1329
01:22:42,543 --> 01:22:43,668
Ow!
1330
01:22:46,626 --> 01:22:47,834
Oh, my God.
1331
01:23:01,626 --> 01:23:03,918
...stop bouncing me!
1332
01:23:03,918 --> 01:23:07,209
Jus? What the hell did you just do, boy?
1333
01:23:07,709 --> 01:23:10,376
You showed your bouncy video
to a packed auditorium.
1334
01:23:10,959 --> 01:23:12,043
Why?
1335
01:23:14,501 --> 01:23:17,418
Ah, shit, boy.
You just fucked it all up.
1336
01:23:18,918 --> 01:23:22,001
We can get on top of this.
We'll speak to my Russian friend, Yuri.
1337
01:23:22,001 --> 01:23:25,543
He can hack into the WhatsApp server,
take the video down with a virus.
1338
01:23:25,543 --> 01:23:29,709
It will cost a couple of grand,
but, you know, in the meantime,
1339
01:23:29,709 --> 01:23:32,126
you just deny, deny, deny.
1340
01:23:32,126 --> 01:23:33,793
You'll say it's AI or some shit.
1341
01:23:33,793 --> 01:23:37,001
I mean, you've seen that video
with Will Smith and the spaghetti.
1342
01:23:37,001 --> 01:23:38,584
They can do anything these days.
1343
01:23:38,584 --> 01:23:41,459
It's not you in the video.
Fake news, my bru.
1344
01:23:41,626 --> 01:23:44,043
Shut up, Dovi. You stupid fuck.
1345
01:23:44,043 --> 01:23:47,418
Do you not get it, huh?
Do you not get this?
1346
01:23:48,043 --> 01:23:49,459
This is on you.
1347
01:23:50,168 --> 01:23:52,918
I asked you a simple,
simple favour. It was so simple.
1348
01:23:52,918 --> 01:23:55,043
You just talk to her and you scare her.
1349
01:23:55,043 --> 01:23:57,793
But no, you hand it over
to some other fucking idiots.
1350
01:23:57,793 --> 01:23:59,834
And not only do you get
the address wrong,
1351
01:23:59,834 --> 01:24:01,584
you killed an innocent woman, Dovi.
1352
01:24:03,209 --> 01:24:05,626
- I'm sorry...
- The fuck you're sorry.
1353
01:24:07,084 --> 01:24:08,876
I never want to see you again.
1354
01:24:13,709 --> 01:24:15,501
No wonder Dad hated you, hey?
1355
01:24:50,293 --> 01:24:53,418
The other brother... Take me to him.
1356
01:25:09,293 --> 01:25:11,418
Hey...
- Justin!
1357
01:25:12,126 --> 01:25:14,293
- Just in time for tea.
Mm-hm.
1358
01:25:16,334 --> 01:25:19,001
- Cheesecake?
- Yeah, sure.
1359
01:25:19,209 --> 01:25:20,501
Mm!
1360
01:25:21,418 --> 01:25:24,834
I am so looking forward to
Rya's bat mitzvah.
1361
01:25:27,626 --> 01:25:29,043
Look, Mom...
1362
01:25:31,168 --> 01:25:34,543
There's something I need to tell you
before you hear from someone else.
1363
01:25:38,918 --> 01:25:40,418
I, um...
1364
01:25:41,584 --> 01:25:43,918
I cheated on Natalie.
1365
01:25:44,918 --> 01:25:47,251
- Hey?
- And, um...
1366
01:25:47,251 --> 01:25:53,334
There's a really embarrassing video going
around, so I'm sorry if you see that.
1367
01:25:53,501 --> 01:25:55,001
Oh, Justin.
1368
01:25:55,751 --> 01:25:58,959
First you crash a car at that house party
and now you do this?
1369
01:25:58,959 --> 01:26:01,584
No, Mom, you're confused.
1370
01:26:01,584 --> 01:26:03,751
I didn't crash the car,
Dovi crashed the car.
1371
01:26:03,918 --> 01:26:05,209
No, Justin.
1372
01:26:05,209 --> 01:26:07,001
It was you.
1373
01:26:11,626 --> 01:26:14,334
Dovi pulled you out of the crash.
1374
01:26:16,334 --> 01:26:18,543
And he got in the front seat.
1375
01:26:22,209 --> 01:26:24,584
He took the blame for you.
1376
01:26:26,501 --> 01:26:28,459
Why would he do that?
1377
01:26:28,626 --> 01:26:33,001
Because he was the black sheep
and you were the golden boy.
1378
01:26:34,543 --> 01:26:36,626
But he was arrested for that, Mom.
1379
01:26:38,418 --> 01:26:40,043
He went to jail.
1380
01:26:41,459 --> 01:26:43,501
His life's never been the same
since then.
1381
01:26:45,793 --> 01:26:48,584
Jesus. I failed Dad.
I destroyed the family's name.
1382
01:26:48,751 --> 01:26:50,668
Oh, you think your father was a hero?
1383
01:26:50,668 --> 01:26:54,459
Believe me, he had his flaws.
1384
01:26:54,459 --> 01:26:57,876
Including a string of affairs
that everyone knew about.
1385
01:26:57,876 --> 01:27:00,376
Including that bitch, Slezinger.
1386
01:27:02,043 --> 01:27:05,709
Justin, I want to tell you something.
1387
01:27:07,209 --> 01:27:09,834
Your father died 25 years ago.
1388
01:27:10,501 --> 01:27:13,209
You don't have to live your life for him.
1389
01:27:13,959 --> 01:27:16,959
You've already made
the Diamond name proud.
1390
01:27:34,001 --> 01:27:37,501
Give me that.
- Dude. It's kinda my signature beanie.
1391
01:27:37,501 --> 01:27:40,584
- I'm part of this crew called the Bl--
- You always talk so much?
1392
01:27:40,584 --> 01:27:43,751
When I get a bit nervous and anxious,
I tend to, like--
1393
01:27:43,751 --> 01:27:44,834
Shut the fuck up.
1394
01:27:56,168 --> 01:27:57,709
Dovi?
1395
01:27:58,709 --> 01:28:02,126
Dovi! Dovi!
Hey, hey, hey...
1396
01:28:02,126 --> 01:28:04,834
Dovi, what the fuck happened?
Dovi, man!
1397
01:28:05,418 --> 01:28:07,918
Dovi! Wake up! Jesus.
1398
01:28:11,168 --> 01:28:12,709
Jesus, bro.
1399
01:28:13,459 --> 01:28:16,293
Why didn't you tell me, man?
Why didn't you tell me you took
1400
01:28:16,293 --> 01:28:18,459
- the hit for the accident?
- So, Mom told you?
1401
01:28:18,459 --> 01:28:19,959
Yeah, Mom told me.
1402
01:28:20,501 --> 01:28:22,293
You didn't have to do that, man.
1403
01:28:22,293 --> 01:28:24,584
Hey? Why would you do that?
1404
01:28:25,793 --> 01:28:27,834
You're my brother.
1405
01:28:30,293 --> 01:28:32,959
- Come here.
1406
01:28:33,668 --> 01:28:35,209
- Jesus
1407
01:28:35,376 --> 01:28:37,084
How are you still alive?
1408
01:28:38,001 --> 01:28:41,168
Locked and loaded, boy.
Never leave home without it.
1409
01:28:41,334 --> 01:28:43,918
- Does it hurt when I do that?
- Ow! Fuck off!
1410
01:28:44,126 --> 01:28:45,668
You fuck.
1411
01:28:45,834 --> 01:28:47,876
- Oh, man.
- Oh, shit. We gotta get moving.
1412
01:28:47,876 --> 01:28:50,834
Bru, that cunt is still alive
and he's heading to your house.
1413
01:28:51,001 --> 01:28:52,001
What?!
1414
01:28:52,959 --> 01:28:57,668
Babe, I just heard about Justin.
Fuck that girl and her Pilates ball.
1415
01:28:57,668 --> 01:28:59,584
- Fuck him, too.
- Fuck him.
1416
01:29:03,126 --> 01:29:05,168
You're twice the man he'll ever be.
1417
01:29:12,334 --> 01:29:13,834
What the...
1418
01:29:17,876 --> 01:29:21,501
- Fuck, yes.
1419
01:29:21,501 --> 01:29:22,876
Worsie...
1420
01:29:23,751 --> 01:29:26,876
- Justice has been served.
Good job. Now come home.
1421
01:29:27,459 --> 01:29:28,668
Copy.
1422
01:29:32,959 --> 01:29:34,834
Justin. Your car, bru.
1423
01:29:35,001 --> 01:29:37,043
- It's a rental.
- I fucking knew it.
1424
01:29:39,584 --> 01:29:41,876
What the fuck?
1425
01:29:43,584 --> 01:29:44,668
Where's this oke?
1426
01:29:44,668 --> 01:29:45,959
Howzit!
1427
01:29:48,793 --> 01:29:50,918
Now you boys are gonna kak!
1428
01:29:56,626 --> 01:30:00,418
- Dovi, he's got a fucking machine gun!
- It's an Uzi. Israeli technology.
1429
01:30:01,709 --> 01:30:04,168
- Yes, please. Is that the police?
1430
01:30:04,168 --> 01:30:07,334
Yes, there's an intruder in our house.
It's the Blue Beanie gang.
1431
01:30:08,584 --> 01:30:11,501
- I'm going long, boy. Distract him.
- What?
1432
01:30:16,793 --> 01:30:18,251
What the fuck was that?
1433
01:30:18,251 --> 01:30:19,959
A distraction?
1434
01:30:22,709 --> 01:30:24,709
Dovi!
1435
01:30:26,376 --> 01:30:28,584
Huh! Huh!
Oh, fuck.
1436
01:30:29,834 --> 01:30:34,043
Yeah. You're a real fucking poes, huh?!
1437
01:30:34,043 --> 01:30:36,584
What is this? Hm?
1438
01:30:36,584 --> 01:30:38,584
This is gonna fucking hurt.
1439
01:30:39,584 --> 01:30:43,001
- Jesus, you okes really need to work--
1440
01:30:44,501 --> 01:30:46,376
Leave my brother the fuck alone!
1441
01:31:03,168 --> 01:31:05,126
Fucking "is it"?
1442
01:31:06,876 --> 01:31:08,168
Huh?
1443
01:31:08,168 --> 01:31:11,918
Not so shiny now, you Diamond poes!
1444
01:31:11,918 --> 01:31:13,959
You fucked with the wrong people, Justin.
1445
01:31:17,751 --> 01:31:22,668
It's time to say goodnight, my sweet boy.
1446
01:31:22,668 --> 01:31:24,209
Huh?
1447
01:31:27,626 --> 01:31:29,626
What the fuck is this thing?
1448
01:31:34,418 --> 01:31:35,751
Dovi?
1449
01:31:36,668 --> 01:31:39,001
Oh, Dovi! Dovi, come on.
1450
01:31:39,001 --> 01:31:41,376
Why are you always getting shot, my boy?
1451
01:31:41,376 --> 01:31:42,793
Dovster?
1452
01:31:43,376 --> 01:31:44,334
Hey?
1453
01:31:44,876 --> 01:31:46,501
- Come on, Dovi.
Justin?
1454
01:31:46,668 --> 01:31:49,543
Howzit, babe?
There's... there's a lot of blood.
1455
01:31:52,668 --> 01:31:53,959
What the fuck?
1456
01:32:06,251 --> 01:32:07,459
Hm.
1457
01:32:10,209 --> 01:32:11,543
Ow.
1458
01:32:20,834 --> 01:32:22,043
Dovi?
1459
01:32:22,043 --> 01:32:23,418
Is he dead?
1460
01:32:23,668 --> 01:32:26,459
No, he's fine. He just doesn't have
medical aid so...
1461
01:32:26,459 --> 01:32:28,168
they put him in a communal ward.
1462
01:32:41,334 --> 01:32:43,293
I know I fucked up, Natz.
1463
01:32:43,876 --> 01:32:45,626
So does the whole of Cape Town.
1464
01:32:50,584 --> 01:32:52,251
I'm sorry, Natz.
1465
01:32:53,751 --> 01:32:54,876
I'm so sorry.
1466
01:32:57,751 --> 01:32:59,043
I don't want to lose you.
1467
01:32:59,043 --> 01:33:01,834
I don't... I don't want to lose the kids.
1468
01:33:05,376 --> 01:33:06,834
Look, when...
1469
01:33:07,584 --> 01:33:11,709
Banderas got shot in the head,
there was this moment where I thought...
1470
01:33:12,584 --> 01:33:14,293
it could have been you.
1471
01:33:14,793 --> 01:33:17,126
And I just felt so...
1472
01:33:19,501 --> 01:33:21,834
Empty. You know?
1473
01:33:23,376 --> 01:33:27,001
All of a sudden,
I wouldn't have anything to live for.
1474
01:33:28,918 --> 01:33:30,293
Natz.
1475
01:33:30,293 --> 01:33:32,293
No, I mean it in a negative way, Justin.
1476
01:33:32,293 --> 01:33:33,668
Like...
1477
01:33:33,668 --> 01:33:38,418
my entire adult life has revolved
around you and Team Diamond,
1478
01:33:38,418 --> 01:33:42,584
which is basically just another way
of saying Team Justin. Let's face it.
1479
01:33:43,918 --> 01:33:45,418
I'm resigning.
1480
01:33:47,001 --> 01:33:48,668
I'm off the team.
1481
01:33:50,751 --> 01:33:52,209
How long are you...
1482
01:33:52,834 --> 01:33:54,501
you off the team for?
1483
01:33:55,376 --> 01:33:56,793
I don't know.
1484
01:34:26,793 --> 01:34:28,584
Fuck you, you poes.
1485
01:34:42,043 --> 01:34:46,668
{\an8}After months of multiple break-ins,
we are happy to announce
1486
01:34:46,668 --> 01:34:51,459
{\an8}that the leader of the Blue Beanie gang
has been apprehended and killed.
1487
01:34:51,459 --> 01:34:54,501
{\an8}Henko Vermaak's terror
of the Fresnaye neighbourhood
1488
01:34:54,501 --> 01:34:57,293
{\an8}was put to an end
in a robbery gone wrong
1489
01:34:57,293 --> 01:35:00,168
{\an8}by local hero, Justin Diamond.
1490
01:35:00,168 --> 01:35:04,001
- Can you tell us exactly what happened?
- I got home and I found him in my house.
1491
01:35:04,001 --> 01:35:06,418
And he was trying
to hurt my wife, Natalie.
1492
01:35:07,168 --> 01:35:10,334
And I pushed him over.
I managed to climb on top of him,
1493
01:35:10,334 --> 01:35:12,668
and, um, then he stabbed me.
1494
01:35:12,668 --> 01:35:16,001
Yeah. And, uh...
1495
01:35:17,543 --> 01:35:19,959
Well, luckily, Dovi was there to save us.
1496
01:35:20,626 --> 01:35:21,793
Dovi? Who is that?
1497
01:35:21,793 --> 01:35:24,001
Dovi Diamond. My brother.
1498
01:35:24,793 --> 01:35:27,418
Yeah. He's the real hero here.
1499
01:35:27,418 --> 01:35:30,709
I'm Cathy Winkler,
reporting live from Meadow Hill...
1500
01:35:35,126 --> 01:35:37,876
Mr Diamond, I'm glad I caught you.
1501
01:35:37,876 --> 01:35:40,584
I mean, you were famous before
all of these shenanigans.
1502
01:35:40,584 --> 01:35:43,293
I mean, ten years Diamond Status. Wow!
1503
01:35:43,293 --> 01:35:45,543
But now you are kind of a local hero.
1504
01:35:45,543 --> 01:35:48,001
I'm glad you got your whole family
around for this,
1505
01:35:48,001 --> 01:35:50,501
because this is one hell of a big moment.
1506
01:35:51,168 --> 01:35:52,918
- You ready?
Yeah.
1507
01:35:58,959 --> 01:36:01,376
Ten years,
Diamond Status. Wow!
1508
01:36:01,376 --> 01:36:03,501
I've only seen three of these
in my lifetime.
1509
01:36:03,501 --> 01:36:06,918
You are part of a very select group.
Fewer men have walked on the moon.
1510
01:36:06,918 --> 01:36:10,501
With this award, you'll be entitled to
a lifetime of discounts of up to 35%
1511
01:36:10,501 --> 01:36:15,543
off all flights, hotels and groceries
at selected Bloom Health vendors.
1512
01:36:15,543 --> 01:36:17,293
- Mind if I take a selfie?
- Go ahead.
1513
01:36:17,293 --> 01:36:20,459
Okay. Can you get your kids
out of the way? Get out. Sorry.
1514
01:36:20,459 --> 01:36:23,251
Look straight here. What a story.
1515
01:36:24,293 --> 01:36:26,126
My name's Justin Diamond.
1516
01:36:26,126 --> 01:36:29,084
And you know what gets me up
first thing every morning?
1517
01:36:31,459 --> 01:36:32,959
It's my family.
1518
01:36:34,959 --> 01:36:36,209
- Bye, guys.
Bye.
1519
01:36:36,376 --> 01:36:39,584
And even though things
aren't what I thought they'd be,
1520
01:36:39,584 --> 01:36:42,001
maybe an imperfect life is actually...
1521
01:36:42,709 --> 01:36:44,084
a perfect one.
1522
01:36:45,334 --> 01:36:48,334
Look, I'm not gonna sit here
and tell you to chase points
1523
01:36:48,334 --> 01:36:50,293
because that shit will drive you crazy.
1524
01:36:50,293 --> 01:36:52,126
I can't. I'm turning around.
1525
01:36:52,126 --> 01:36:56,043
All you need is a basic
hospital plan and some savings.
1526
01:36:57,751 --> 01:36:59,334
Because at the end of the day,
1527
01:36:59,334 --> 01:37:01,668
it's really your family
that's most important.
1528
01:37:01,668 --> 01:37:05,668
So that's where you should be
spending your money and your time.
1529
01:37:06,584 --> 01:37:08,376
Thank you for your honesty.
1530
01:37:09,793 --> 01:37:13,918
I want you to invest all of this
in your best policies.
1531
01:37:14,959 --> 01:37:17,084
It's for my family.