1 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,035 Hello? 2 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,230 Fucking useless piece of shit. 3 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,023 Welcome to the fucking nightmare. 4 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,818 - Go on. Go on, Jimmy. - Don't let it be you, Shite. 5 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,319 Where you going? Fuck you, boy! 6 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,071 You got this, Jimmy. You got this! 7 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,324 Old Nick's gonna have his way with you. 8 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:59,786 I think he's never seen a knife in his life, has he? 9 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,329 Fucking quivering piece of shit. 10 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,498 Aw! Look at the little baby. 11 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,875 It's all for Old Nick. 12 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:08,668 - Come on, Shite, I'm fucking bored, man. - Aye. 13 00:02:08,669 --> 00:02:10,629 - Get him, Shite. This is your chance. - Fuckin' hell. 14 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,214 - Fucking move it. - You little shit. 15 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,842 Fingers. 16 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:24,144 You understand, this is a fight to the death. 17 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,813 No quarter. 18 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:28,857 Yes, Sir Jimmy. 19 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,075 Are you watching, Father? 20 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:42,329 Master. 21 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,289 Dark Lord. 22 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:46,207 Are you ready 23 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:49,377 to see if the boy has what it takes to be a finger? 24 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,467 Good. 25 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:57,844 Okay. 26 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,056 Fight. 27 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,099 Fucking come on, then. 28 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:04,808 Fucking get him, boy. 29 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:05,810 Go on. 30 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:07,521 Fucking have him. 31 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,564 See this? See that? 32 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,566 I'll make it easier for you. 33 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:17,906 - Watch it, Shite. - Come on! 34 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,868 - Come on, kid. - Fucking do it! 35 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,084 Unlucky, pal. 36 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,169 I bet that hurts. 37 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,881 You dropped your knife. 38 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,007 Just... please. 39 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,593 Do you wanna pick that blade up? 40 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,805 - Go on. - Go on. 41 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,600 Yes, Shite! 42 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:47,978 Yes, son. 43 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,856 Fucking prick. 44 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:52,983 You're taking the piss. 45 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,192 Don't fucking you worry about that, Jimmy. 46 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:56,236 I plan to. 47 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,198 I'm just messing wi' you, kid. 48 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:03,994 Go on, kid. Go on. Take it. 49 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:07,789 Pick it up! 50 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:09,749 Too slow, pal. 51 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,210 I could do this for fucking hours. 52 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,712 Fuck's sake, just finish it. 53 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,965 - He's half your fucking size. - I'll tell you what. 54 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,466 After I'm done with this little prick, 55 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,178 how about me and you, fancy that? 56 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,140 Shit! 57 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:27,767 Fuck! 58 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,103 You little fucking cunt. 59 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,106 I'm gonna skin you wi' your own fucking blade. 60 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,654 - What... - What the fuck? What the fuck? 61 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:41,531 Fucking hell. 62 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,657 - Fuck me. - Oh, no. 63 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:44,950 That's you fucked, Jimmy. 64 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,870 - What d'you... What d'you mean? - That's an artery he's hit there. 65 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,830 Aye, it is. 66 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,791 - Oh, no. - That's a lot of blood. 67 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,712 Fuck. Please. No, no, no! 68 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:57,714 No! 69 00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,549 Fuck! Fuck. 70 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,344 Somebody, please help me! 71 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:06,430 - Stop laughing. Help me! - Hey, that's not how it fucking works. 72 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,598 But... 73 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:08,766 Sir. 74 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,977 No, Jimmy's right. That's not how it works at all. 75 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:12,812 Shit! 76 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,106 Jesus Christ. 77 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:18,192 Jesus! Oh, God. 78 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,818 Christ, God! 79 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,112 What are you calling on those shite cunts for, Jimmy? 80 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,323 Sir, please help me. 81 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:27,202 - Help, please, I'm scared. - What, you wee crybag? 82 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,454 Sir, I'm getting... 83 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,290 What are you getting, Jimmy? 84 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,668 Getting hungry? 85 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,171 Getting horny? 86 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,299 Getting sleepy? 87 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,431 Aw, sleepy. 88 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,434 Bless. 89 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,370 What's your name, son? 90 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,249 Spike. 91 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,127 Spike? No, no. 92 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,629 No, that doesnae sound right. 93 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,382 I think your name is... 94 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,510 Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy 95 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,221 It's Jimmy. 96 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,476 Jimmy. 97 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,940 - Howzat? - Howzat. 98 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,939 - Mine. - Give us a kiss. 99 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,178 No! No! No! 100 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,617 See them walking hand in hand... 101 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,537 Across the bridge at midnight 102 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,000 Heads turning as the lights... 103 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,794 Flashing out are so bright 104 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,980 Lipstick cherry all over the lens... 105 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,899 As she's falling 106 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,318 In miles of sharp blue water... 107 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,988 Coming in where she lies 108 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,950 The diving man's coming up for air 109 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:02,703 'Cause the crowd all love Pulling Dolly by the hair 110 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,039 By the hair 111 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,041 She wonders how she ever got here... 112 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,668 As she goes under again 113 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,172 Girls on film Girls... 114 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,499 Well, an infected patient. 115 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,045 This is strange. 116 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,882 Possibly a world's first, Samson. 117 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,467 Yeah, you have a name. 118 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:42,845 I chose it when I first saw 119 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,306 the new Alpha that had taken the woods 120 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,808 as his hunting ground. 121 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,814 I named you for your size and strength... 122 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,608 and hair. 123 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,527 I'm Doctor Kelson. 124 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,989 Although right now, I feel more like Androcles... 125 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:04,117 removing thorns from the lion's paw. 126 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,788 Which means... 127 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,792 you owe me, by the way. 128 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:18,298 Just kidding. 129 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,217 I'm NHS. 130 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:22,802 No charge. 131 00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:10,322 This is interesting. 132 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,471 I'm going to trust you, Samson. 133 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,390 That's the decision I've made. 134 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:40,519 I have what you want right here. 135 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,103 If you kill me, 136 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:46,441 if my head is pulled from my shoulders, you won't get to have it. 137 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,026 It's a transaction, Samson. 138 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,613 It's a quid pro quo. 139 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,577 Suddenly, I'm not entirely sure you understand Latin. 140 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,421 Oh, thank God. You do. 141 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,776 Yeah. 142 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,450 I wonder if you understand anything I say. 143 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,789 If not the meaning of my words, 144 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,293 the meaning in the tone of my voice. 145 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,131 That I am no threat to you. 146 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,134 I mean you no harm. 147 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,763 Do you know the sound of your name? 148 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,057 Samson... 149 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:11,026 Most wondrous would be to hear you speak a single word. 150 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,529 It would be miraculous... 151 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:20,034 to discover that the infection 152 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,161 lies over your mind, 153 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,537 clouding it, 154 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:24,748 not replacing it. 155 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:30,170 In this tranquil state, do you have memories? 156 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,923 A trace of what you once were. 157 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,552 Or do I just give you peace and respite? 158 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,184 Nothing wrong with that, Samson. 159 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:49,481 Nothing wrong with peace and respite. 160 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,703 Nothing wrong with that. 161 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,125 Nothing wrong with peace, respite. 162 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:55,881 All still attached... 163 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,573 Samson. 164 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,619 You beauty. 165 00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:26,907 I'm going to go have a look over there, and you go... 166 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:01,566 Jonno. 167 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,128 If he sees us... 168 00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:24,089 he's gonna scream. 169 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,761 Jonno. Jonno, don't... 170 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,152 - Help! - Go. Run. 171 00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:47,821 What about Jonno? 172 00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,666 Help! 173 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,960 - What about me? - Run! 174 00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:03,962 Wait! 175 00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:08,508 Don't leave me! 176 00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:11,219 Don't leave! 177 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,650 Come on, Tom. 178 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:27,652 Let's fucking go! 179 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:42,667 Okay. 180 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,838 - What are we gonna tell 'em? - What happened. 181 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:48,714 But we lost Jonno. 182 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,634 Jonno lost himself. Come here. 183 00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:57,390 Come on. Right. Okay. 184 00:26:12,864 --> 00:26:13,907 George. 185 00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:16,660 I'm sorry, I've got bad news. 186 00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:21,413 - George, I said that... - We have guests. 187 00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:22,707 What? 188 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:25,168 We have guests. 189 00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:27,712 Hello. 190 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,548 There's someone I want you to meet. 191 00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:33,676 Tinky-Winky would go nowhere without his bag. Nowhere. 192 00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:35,511 But for this one occasion. 193 00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:37,471 And, of course, you saw it coming. 194 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:38,722 Tinky-Winky. 195 00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:41,642 - Tinky-Winky decided to come back. - Classic. 196 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:44,353 And found that Laa-Laa and Po had not only lost 197 00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:45,729 - one of the apples... - Sit down. 198 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,858 ...but they'd lost the entire fucking bag. 199 00:26:54,906 --> 00:26:56,575 Do you not know the Teletummies? 200 00:26:58,743 --> 00:26:59,995 They're glorious. 201 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,414 They had televisions on their tums. 202 00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:05,207 And on television, they viewed themselves, 203 00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:07,294 but with another television on their tums. 204 00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:10,421 - Which they also viewed themselves on. - Thank you. 205 00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:13,383 And so on and so on, ad infinitum. 206 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,767 Jimmima, do the Dipsy dance. 207 00:27:55,008 --> 00:27:56,885 Yes. 208 00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:05,101 That's perfect. 209 00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:08,688 - Howzat? - Howzat! Howzat! 210 00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:13,193 Hello. 211 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:16,363 What are you doing here? 212 00:28:20,951 --> 00:28:23,954 Enjoying the hospitality of good folk. 213 00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,997 We, a group of wanderers, 214 00:28:26,998 --> 00:28:28,332 hungry and tired, 215 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:32,044 brought in with open arms and broad smiles, 216 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:33,797 - and nourished, and... - Brought in? 217 00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:36,716 You broke my flow. 218 00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:39,677 - They just appeared. - The gate was open. 219 00:28:39,678 --> 00:28:42,681 - It was not. - Brought in and nourished... 220 00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:46,852 in both stomach and heart. 221 00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:54,233 Are we not welcome? 222 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,526 You know you're not. 223 00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:57,946 Well, I do now. No, Dipsy dance. 224 00:29:11,877 --> 00:29:13,086 Oh, no. 225 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:14,963 We've got off on the... 226 00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:17,007 the wrong foot. 227 00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:20,468 It's because we haven't been properly introduced. 228 00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:22,428 - Fingers... - Jimmy. 229 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:23,597 Jimmy. 230 00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:25,973 - Jimmy. - Jimmy. 231 00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:28,017 - Jimmima. - Jimmy. 232 00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:29,060 Jimmy. 233 00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:31,855 Roberto Calamari. 234 00:29:39,196 --> 00:29:40,488 Fucking tough crowd. 235 00:29:41,907 --> 00:29:43,574 It's a joke. 236 00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:46,203 I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy. 237 00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:52,125 Are you going to leave? 238 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:54,920 Yes. 239 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:59,633 But obviously, we're going to kill you first. 240 00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:05,180 Go! 241 00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:07,681 - God damn it! - Hold on. 242 00:30:07,682 --> 00:30:09,059 - You get your... - Fucking hell! 243 00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:12,562 Yeah. 244 00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:15,023 - You're all stupid. - Fucking cunt! 245 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:16,691 Get up! 246 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:35,501 It would frustrate Old Nick 247 00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:37,920 to lose both her and the baby. 248 00:30:37,921 --> 00:30:38,922 Yes, Sir Jimmy. 249 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:43,552 We'll stay here tonight. 250 00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:45,387 Offer charity. 251 00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:49,474 Tomorrow, pastures new. Go find pastures new. 252 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,685 I'm missing charity? 253 00:30:52,978 --> 00:30:54,729 - Fuck off! Now get in the fucking barn. - Fuck off. 254 00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:56,773 Look at your fucking... 255 00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:00,694 Come on. 256 00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:09,535 Tinky-Winky and the fucking apples. 257 00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:10,745 "You saw it coming?" 258 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,455 'Course I fucking saw it coming. 259 00:31:13,456 --> 00:31:15,876 I've heard the story a million fucking times. 260 00:31:49,910 --> 00:31:52,369 Moving on the floor now, babe 261 00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:55,332 You're a bird of paradise 262 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:59,127 Cherry ice cream smile 263 00:31:59,836 --> 00:32:03,130 I suppose it's very nice 264 00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:04,882 With a step to the left 265 00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:06,509 And a flick to the right 266 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:09,596 You catch that mirror way out west 267 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,680 Her name is Rio 268 00:32:11,681 --> 00:32:14,892 And she dances on the sand 269 00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:16,769 Just like that river 270 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:19,731 Twisting through a dusty land 271 00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:25,110 And when she shines 272 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:28,405 She really shows you all she can 273 00:32:28,406 --> 00:32:30,783 Oh, Rio, Rio... 274 00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:34,329 Dance across the Rio Grande 275 00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:36,873 You mean so much to me 276 00:32:37,666 --> 00:32:39,125 Like a birthday 277 00:32:39,835 --> 00:32:41,669 Or a pretty view 278 00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:43,755 And I've seen you on TV 279 00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:47,633 Two of a billion stars 280 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:50,302 But then I'm sure that you know 281 00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:52,012 It's just for you 282 00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:53,848 You are fuckin' shittin' me. 283 00:32:53,849 --> 00:32:55,808 Her name is Rio... 284 00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:58,811 And she dances on the sand 285 00:32:58,812 --> 00:33:02,857 Just like that river Twisting through a dusty land 286 00:33:02,858 --> 00:33:05,902 And Old Nick saw that the world of man had failed, 287 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:08,154 and knew only disharmony. 288 00:33:09,698 --> 00:33:13,285 And so Old Nick released his demons 289 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,370 unto the world of man. 290 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:18,998 And the world of man fell before the demons, 291 00:33:18,999 --> 00:33:21,293 and his world became like the guttering candle flame. 292 00:33:22,794 --> 00:33:24,462 And God did nothing... 293 00:33:25,881 --> 00:33:27,174 for he was invisible. 294 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:31,386 And couldnae punch his way out of a paper fucking bag anyway. 295 00:33:33,430 --> 00:33:34,639 And so... 296 00:33:35,307 --> 00:33:38,310 the world of man became Old Nick's dominion... 297 00:33:39,769 --> 00:33:41,313 and his dominion was Hell. 298 00:33:43,315 --> 00:33:44,316 Howzat. 299 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,151 Howzat. 300 00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:51,530 Then Old Nick did speak to his favoured son, 301 00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:53,491 whose name was Jimmy Crystal. 302 00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:55,452 And he said unto Jimmy, 303 00:33:56,369 --> 00:34:00,247 "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. 304 00:34:00,248 --> 00:34:02,416 "And you shall be my right hand, 305 00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:03,834 "which shall be strong, 306 00:34:03,835 --> 00:34:06,045 "and you shall have seven fingers. 307 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:08,589 "And each finger shall be a claw, 308 00:34:08,590 --> 00:34:11,592 "and you shall offer charity to the world of man. 309 00:34:11,593 --> 00:34:12,843 "And for this, 310 00:34:12,844 --> 00:34:16,055 "you alone shall be my heir! 311 00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:18,516 "And your seven fingers shall hold 312 00:34:18,517 --> 00:34:20,143 "your crown." 313 00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:23,145 Howzat? 314 00:34:23,855 --> 00:34:25,105 Howzat. 315 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:30,568 I am 316 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:33,114 Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal... 317 00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:36,326 favoured son of Old Nick. 318 00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:38,869 These are my fingers. 319 00:34:38,870 --> 00:34:40,121 We travel the land, 320 00:34:40,705 --> 00:34:44,124 we search for souls to deliver to my father. 321 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,627 And we offer you... 322 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:48,171 charity. 323 00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:53,217 Jimmies. 324 00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:54,803 - Yes, sir. - Yes, Sir Jimmy. 325 00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:58,139 Today's charitable act shall be... 326 00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:05,146 The removal of the shirt. 327 00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:10,360 Please, no. Please. 328 00:35:40,849 --> 00:35:42,183 - Hello, Grandpappy. - I choose you... 329 00:35:42,184 --> 00:35:44,685 I wanna make you fucking cry 330 00:35:44,686 --> 00:35:45,896 and scream. 331 00:35:54,946 --> 00:35:56,156 That fucking hurts? 332 00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:22,140 Jimmy? 333 00:36:23,141 --> 00:36:24,434 Please, I can't... 334 00:36:26,394 --> 00:36:28,146 Sort it out, Jimmy Ink. 335 00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:33,443 You can't avoid this, kid. This is what we do. 336 00:36:35,904 --> 00:36:36,905 I can't... 337 00:36:39,616 --> 00:36:40,617 Please. 338 00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:45,539 I can't. Please. 339 00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:47,916 Please. 340 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,794 Okay, okay. 341 00:36:51,795 --> 00:36:53,129 All right. Just stay out here. 342 00:37:23,827 --> 00:37:24,911 Samson... 343 00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:27,914 my friend. 344 00:37:30,584 --> 00:37:32,794 There's something we need to talk about. 345 00:37:35,213 --> 00:37:37,256 The medicine I've been giving you. 346 00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:40,510 It's a cocktail of various things. 347 00:37:41,303 --> 00:37:45,181 But the main and most powerful component 348 00:37:45,182 --> 00:37:46,600 is morphine. 349 00:37:47,684 --> 00:37:49,393 At your rate of consumption, 350 00:37:49,394 --> 00:37:52,230 I only have enough for two more weeks. 351 00:37:52,731 --> 00:37:54,523 Over the last 28 years, 352 00:37:54,524 --> 00:37:58,570 I've searched every medicine cabinet in a 70-mile radius. 353 00:38:00,488 --> 00:38:02,574 We won't find any more. 354 00:38:04,993 --> 00:38:06,952 Inevitably, one way or another, 355 00:38:06,953 --> 00:38:10,916 the opiate peace you have found with me... 356 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,376 will end. 357 00:38:16,379 --> 00:38:19,007 But there is something I can offer you. 358 00:38:26,348 --> 00:38:28,766 A different kind of peace. 359 00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:31,561 A place in the ossuary. 360 00:38:32,562 --> 00:38:34,355 In a way, 361 00:38:34,356 --> 00:38:35,690 a home. 362 00:38:36,816 --> 00:38:37,901 With me. 363 00:38:46,785 --> 00:38:49,329 I want you to have lasting peace, Samson. 364 00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:53,582 And I think you want to have peace, too. 365 00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:55,627 And that's why we've become friends. 366 00:38:56,461 --> 00:38:57,879 Good friends. 367 00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:03,968 If there was just some way 368 00:39:03,969 --> 00:39:06,179 you could give consent. 369 00:39:09,724 --> 00:39:12,352 Just the barest assent. 370 00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:45,969 Sleep well, Samson. 371 00:39:50,182 --> 00:39:51,183 Moon. 372 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,522 What? Did you... 373 00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:00,859 Samson... 374 00:40:03,069 --> 00:40:04,070 you spoke. 375 00:40:05,238 --> 00:40:06,239 M... 376 00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:08,449 Say it again. 377 00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:09,618 Say... 378 00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:11,912 Moon. 379 00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:18,418 Moon. 380 00:41:16,309 --> 00:41:18,936 I need strong fingers. 381 00:41:18,937 --> 00:41:21,231 Strong fingers make a strong fist. 382 00:41:22,482 --> 00:41:23,774 Listen! 383 00:41:23,775 --> 00:41:25,318 Focus. 384 00:41:26,152 --> 00:41:27,153 Hey. 385 00:41:35,328 --> 00:41:37,414 Choose a finger to fight. 386 00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:40,876 If you win... 387 00:41:42,210 --> 00:41:44,880 you take their place, and I call you Jimmy. 388 00:41:46,464 --> 00:41:49,050 If you lose, you get charity. 389 00:41:49,759 --> 00:41:52,304 If you refuse, you get charity. 390 00:41:56,474 --> 00:41:59,060 Nod or shake your head. 391 00:42:08,945 --> 00:42:10,447 Good. 392 00:42:13,992 --> 00:42:18,163 Which finger do you choose to fight? 393 00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:47,734 Her. 394 00:42:51,238 --> 00:42:52,739 I choose her. 395 00:43:14,886 --> 00:43:16,304 Father... 396 00:43:17,472 --> 00:43:20,808 master, daddy, 397 00:43:20,809 --> 00:43:23,311 king, king of kings... 398 00:43:24,187 --> 00:43:25,522 Join us. 399 00:43:26,398 --> 00:43:27,399 Fuck. 400 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,863 Yes. We thank you. 401 00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:35,490 We are grateful. 402 00:43:36,783 --> 00:43:39,286 Old Nick is here, Jimmies. 403 00:43:40,245 --> 00:43:42,705 He watches through my eyes. 404 00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:45,958 He smells the blood and fear. 405 00:43:45,959 --> 00:43:47,418 He's whispering now. 406 00:43:47,419 --> 00:43:50,129 I can feel his lips on my ear, whispering. 407 00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:51,131 He's saying... 408 00:43:53,717 --> 00:43:55,093 fight. 409 00:43:59,389 --> 00:44:01,349 So fucking fight. 410 00:44:18,658 --> 00:44:19,784 Come on. 411 00:44:34,090 --> 00:44:35,299 Too fucking easy. 412 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:37,385 I make it look easy, you cunt. 413 00:44:43,433 --> 00:44:44,726 Finish it. 414 00:45:06,623 --> 00:45:08,916 Time for tubby night nights. 415 00:45:08,917 --> 00:45:10,376 A Dipsy Laa-Laa! 416 00:45:10,377 --> 00:45:11,585 Useless bellend. 417 00:45:11,586 --> 00:45:14,714 Look at him trying to get up, the stupid fucking... 418 00:45:22,264 --> 00:45:23,640 Again! Again! 419 00:45:28,728 --> 00:45:31,022 Beautifully done, Jimmima. 420 00:45:31,731 --> 00:45:35,026 The boy's pain is Old Nick's delight. 421 00:45:37,195 --> 00:45:39,030 Old Nick says... 422 00:45:39,906 --> 00:45:41,116 "Charity." 423 00:45:42,158 --> 00:45:43,159 Choose your act. 424 00:45:51,251 --> 00:45:53,295 I want to take his trousers off. 425 00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:56,256 Old Nick says, "Perfect." 426 00:46:00,468 --> 00:46:01,887 He's shitting himself. 427 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,197 D'you see these other cunts? 428 00:46:20,822 --> 00:46:22,199 Listen to me! 429 00:46:22,866 --> 00:46:25,243 They would have just stabbed you in the neck. 430 00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:28,455 Not me. 431 00:46:33,418 --> 00:46:36,421 You chose me 'cause you thought I was weaker. 432 00:46:40,675 --> 00:46:42,677 What you gonna be thinking... 433 00:46:43,261 --> 00:46:46,389 as I rip the skin off of your... 434 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:02,112 My cat has lost. 435 00:47:02,113 --> 00:47:03,323 My cat... 436 00:47:07,911 --> 00:47:09,621 Kitten fresh. 437 00:47:12,999 --> 00:47:14,918 Cloud space! 438 00:47:17,546 --> 00:47:18,672 Cloud... 439 00:47:20,006 --> 00:47:21,007 Cloud... 440 00:47:26,388 --> 00:47:27,639 The fuck? 441 00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:30,392 There! Up there! 442 00:47:32,477 --> 00:47:34,436 Fucking bitch! Fucking shite! 443 00:47:34,437 --> 00:47:35,938 - Get her! - Poxy bitch. 444 00:47:35,939 --> 00:47:37,606 You stupid little cunt! 445 00:47:37,607 --> 00:47:39,024 - How d'you get up? - Get her! 446 00:47:39,025 --> 00:47:40,484 I'm gonna fucking kill you, you stupid cunt! 447 00:47:40,485 --> 00:47:43,445 - Get her! Go! Go! Go! - This fucking little bitch! 448 00:47:43,446 --> 00:47:45,240 - She's there. She's there! - Where is she? 449 00:47:46,157 --> 00:47:47,241 Point her out to me. 450 00:47:47,242 --> 00:47:49,494 There, you can fucking see her there, you twat. 451 00:47:50,871 --> 00:47:52,830 I want her alive! 452 00:47:52,831 --> 00:47:54,707 Alive! 453 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,710 Come out wherever you are! 454 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,838 - Fucking coming for ya. - Fucking show yourself! 455 00:48:00,839 --> 00:48:02,465 Go on! Get up there! 456 00:48:02,966 --> 00:48:05,635 - Go on! Take that, you little bitch! - Where is she? 457 00:48:09,848 --> 00:48:10,849 Jimmy! 458 00:48:12,726 --> 00:48:13,727 Put it out! 459 00:48:15,103 --> 00:48:16,229 Sir? 460 00:48:19,232 --> 00:48:21,651 Don't! Here, go on! Get out! Go! 461 00:48:28,867 --> 00:48:30,368 It's a lot of fucking screaming. 462 00:48:34,122 --> 00:48:35,957 I suppose there's always screaming with charity. 463 00:48:40,754 --> 00:48:43,006 That just doesn't sound like normal screaming. 464 00:48:43,757 --> 00:48:45,592 That sound like normal screaming to you, Jimmy? 465 00:48:50,931 --> 00:48:52,807 I mean, what's screaming supposed to sound like? 466 00:48:53,683 --> 00:48:55,268 It's people shittin' themselves, innit? 467 00:48:57,812 --> 00:48:59,564 Hey, don't mind me. I'm overthinking it. 468 00:49:02,067 --> 00:49:03,193 Oh, fuck. 469 00:49:05,195 --> 00:49:06,238 Fuck. 470 00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:09,491 Put him out! 471 00:49:11,117 --> 00:49:12,118 Put him out! 472 00:49:12,702 --> 00:49:16,581 Fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fucking fire! 473 00:49:20,752 --> 00:49:21,753 Please... 474 00:49:43,692 --> 00:49:44,775 Kid! 475 00:49:44,776 --> 00:49:45,985 Catch her! 476 00:49:45,986 --> 00:49:47,821 Bring her to me! 477 00:49:57,747 --> 00:49:58,748 Come on. 478 00:50:29,279 --> 00:50:30,447 Take me with you. 479 00:50:34,201 --> 00:50:35,618 Please. 480 00:50:35,619 --> 00:50:37,287 Please take me with you. 481 00:50:51,384 --> 00:50:52,385 Thank you. 482 00:51:27,796 --> 00:51:28,797 He's dead. 483 00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:37,931 Fuck. 484 00:51:43,687 --> 00:51:44,688 Sir. 485 00:51:49,985 --> 00:51:51,152 You're alone. 486 00:51:55,907 --> 00:51:57,366 - Yes, Sir Jimmy. - I'm confused. 487 00:51:57,367 --> 00:51:59,661 I thought I told you to bring the woman to me. 488 00:52:00,495 --> 00:52:03,163 - You did... - The woman who crushed Jimmima's skull 489 00:52:03,164 --> 00:52:04,791 with a big fuck-off hook. 490 00:52:07,127 --> 00:52:08,920 Why would you let somebody like that go? 491 00:52:09,921 --> 00:52:11,130 I didn't let her go. 492 00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:12,424 Then where is she? 493 00:52:15,886 --> 00:52:16,887 She tried to escape. 494 00:52:17,971 --> 00:52:21,390 She fought back, and I had to kill her. 495 00:52:21,391 --> 00:52:23,434 She fought back, Jimmies. 496 00:52:23,435 --> 00:52:24,436 She fought back. 497 00:52:26,229 --> 00:52:28,523 Jimmy here had no choice. 498 00:52:29,649 --> 00:52:32,652 He was in danger of being overpowered by a... 499 00:52:33,486 --> 00:52:34,905 by a pregnant woman. 500 00:52:39,534 --> 00:52:40,535 How did you kill her? 501 00:52:42,454 --> 00:52:43,537 With an arrow. 502 00:52:43,538 --> 00:52:45,081 Where's her body? 503 00:52:48,752 --> 00:52:49,753 It was dark. 504 00:52:52,255 --> 00:52:54,507 Somewhere in the woods. 505 00:52:54,508 --> 00:52:56,927 Somewhere hard to find, I expect. 506 00:52:58,178 --> 00:53:00,805 - Yeah. - Did you not think to cut off her face... 507 00:53:01,681 --> 00:53:03,099 bring that to me? 508 00:53:04,309 --> 00:53:06,061 Or her unborn child? 509 00:53:06,561 --> 00:53:09,189 Anything, really, that showed a bit of fucking initiative. 510 00:53:12,567 --> 00:53:13,817 What are you crying about? 511 00:53:13,818 --> 00:53:15,362 I'm not. 512 00:53:16,571 --> 00:53:19,574 - I'm sorry. - Not me you should be apologising to. 513 00:53:20,992 --> 00:53:23,286 It's Old Nick you've let down. 514 00:53:24,329 --> 00:53:25,747 I wonder, should I call on him? 515 00:53:27,707 --> 00:53:29,959 Ask whether he accepts your apology. 516 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,962 Or requires something more. 517 00:53:32,963 --> 00:53:36,090 Like your gammy fucking face cut off, for example. 518 00:53:36,091 --> 00:53:37,925 No, please. 519 00:53:37,926 --> 00:53:39,344 You should call on him, sir. 520 00:53:41,221 --> 00:53:43,138 And ask if I can be the one to offer charity. 521 00:53:43,139 --> 00:53:45,099 You wish to offer charity, Jimmy? 522 00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:47,434 He as good as killed Jimmima himself. 523 00:53:47,435 --> 00:53:50,105 If he hadn't run away, we all know he would've been chosen to fight. 524 00:53:50,689 --> 00:53:53,024 He doesn't deserve to be a finger, sir. 525 00:53:54,025 --> 00:53:56,236 Look at him now. The bastard's fucking quivering! 526 00:53:58,154 --> 00:53:59,322 Yeah, I agree. 527 00:54:01,366 --> 00:54:02,868 We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy. 528 00:54:04,578 --> 00:54:06,580 Yes. We should. 529 00:54:07,330 --> 00:54:08,832 - I'll call on him right now. - No. 530 00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:12,459 No, we should ask him in person. 531 00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:13,920 What do you mean? 532 00:54:15,463 --> 00:54:17,923 We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy in person. 533 00:54:17,924 --> 00:54:21,093 Jimmy, Old Nick does not just appear in person when requested. 534 00:54:21,094 --> 00:54:22,721 No, of course not. But I... 535 00:54:28,602 --> 00:54:29,686 What? 536 00:54:30,645 --> 00:54:31,646 I saw him. 537 00:54:34,482 --> 00:54:35,483 You saw him? 538 00:54:36,776 --> 00:54:37,777 Earlier today. 539 00:54:39,529 --> 00:54:41,238 You saw Old Nick. 540 00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:42,824 With me own eyes. 541 00:54:45,285 --> 00:54:46,286 He had red skin... 542 00:54:47,287 --> 00:54:49,079 and he was aged. 543 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,584 And he had this great building of human bones behind him. 544 00:54:53,585 --> 00:54:55,212 His palace, I dare say. 545 00:54:56,796 --> 00:54:59,007 And he was cavorting with one of his very own demons. 546 00:55:00,342 --> 00:55:01,842 An Alpha, no less. 547 00:55:01,843 --> 00:55:05,847 An Alpha sat at his master's feet like a fucking lamb. 548 00:55:12,938 --> 00:55:14,940 So should we let Old Nick himself decide? 549 00:56:35,437 --> 00:56:36,687 Emoxin. 550 00:56:36,688 --> 00:56:38,899 Naloxone. Naloxone. Okay. 551 00:56:39,774 --> 00:56:40,984 Naloxone. 552 00:57:00,545 --> 00:57:02,171 Shit. 553 00:57:02,172 --> 00:57:04,591 Day, day, day, daytime. 554 00:57:05,509 --> 00:57:06,510 Samson! 555 00:57:10,263 --> 00:57:11,473 Samson. 556 00:57:19,481 --> 00:57:20,482 Shit. 557 00:57:32,827 --> 00:57:33,912 So is it him? 558 00:57:36,414 --> 00:57:38,041 Is that actually Old Nick? 559 00:57:41,211 --> 00:57:43,046 Is that actually Old Nick? 560 00:57:45,173 --> 00:57:47,843 Is that actually Old Nick? 561 00:57:58,186 --> 00:57:59,187 Is it? 562 00:58:08,113 --> 00:58:09,655 Aye, it is. 563 00:58:09,656 --> 00:58:10,907 - It is? - Yep. 564 00:58:13,201 --> 00:58:15,537 - That is Old Nick. - Holy fucking shit. 565 00:58:16,121 --> 00:58:17,831 Unholy fucking shit. 566 00:58:18,498 --> 00:58:19,832 Nice one, Jimmy. 567 00:58:19,833 --> 00:58:22,459 But did you know your dad was going to be here, sir? 568 00:58:22,460 --> 00:58:25,046 - You were leading us here all along? - Yes, Jimmy, I was. 569 00:58:26,047 --> 00:58:29,758 I mean, I didn't know he was here, in this castle. 570 00:58:29,759 --> 00:58:31,760 It's a surprise. 571 00:58:31,761 --> 00:58:32,762 But... 572 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:35,723 he's got a few... 573 00:58:35,724 --> 00:58:37,433 dotted around his kingdom. 574 00:58:37,434 --> 00:58:39,476 A couple in the Highlands. Very nice. 575 00:58:39,477 --> 00:58:40,936 This one must be new. 576 00:58:40,937 --> 00:58:43,022 Which is why I didn't know about it already. 577 00:58:43,023 --> 00:58:44,565 That looks like it's been here a while. 578 00:58:44,566 --> 00:58:47,359 Aye. It does look pretty old. 579 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,403 New, as in, the last five or ten years, 580 00:58:49,404 --> 00:58:51,615 which is not long in architectural terms. 581 00:58:52,490 --> 00:58:53,491 So we gonna go down there? 582 00:58:54,743 --> 00:58:55,910 Go and meet him? 583 00:58:55,911 --> 00:58:56,912 No! 584 00:58:59,706 --> 00:59:01,708 Not until I've spoken to him first. 585 00:59:03,502 --> 00:59:05,128 He may not want visitors. 586 00:59:06,338 --> 00:59:08,214 One thing I can tell you about Old Nick is 587 00:59:08,215 --> 00:59:10,509 you do not want to catch him on a bad day. 588 00:59:12,719 --> 00:59:14,304 You guys stay put. 589 00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,307 I'll square it with him. 590 00:59:18,350 --> 00:59:19,434 Be back soon. 591 01:01:38,615 --> 01:01:39,616 Hello. 592 01:01:49,835 --> 01:01:50,836 Hello. 593 01:02:06,017 --> 01:02:07,018 So... 594 01:02:08,937 --> 01:02:09,938 Are you Old Nick? 595 01:02:10,856 --> 01:02:11,857 Old Nick? 596 01:02:12,816 --> 01:02:13,817 Yes. 597 01:02:16,570 --> 01:02:17,571 No. 598 01:02:18,154 --> 01:02:19,238 You're not Old Nick. 599 01:02:19,239 --> 01:02:21,031 I'm not Old Nick. 600 01:02:21,032 --> 01:02:23,284 I don't know any Old Nick. 601 01:02:23,285 --> 01:02:24,785 Everybody knows Old Nick. 602 01:02:24,786 --> 01:02:26,997 Well, I honestly don't. I... 603 01:02:27,706 --> 01:02:28,914 I'm called Ian. 604 01:02:28,915 --> 01:02:29,916 Ian. 605 01:02:32,043 --> 01:02:33,044 You sure? 606 01:02:33,795 --> 01:02:35,504 Yeah, I'm totally sure. 607 01:02:35,505 --> 01:02:39,008 Because Old Nick is known for being a little tricksy. 608 01:02:39,009 --> 01:02:41,552 - Playing games, so to speak. - Wait. 609 01:02:41,553 --> 01:02:43,555 When you say Old Nick... 610 01:02:44,639 --> 01:02:45,723 you mean Satan? 611 01:02:45,724 --> 01:02:47,016 Of course I fucking do. 612 01:02:47,017 --> 01:02:48,810 So, why would you think that I was... 613 01:02:50,604 --> 01:02:52,606 You... My skin colour and... 614 01:02:53,523 --> 01:02:54,524 the bones. 615 01:02:55,525 --> 01:02:57,067 Well, you can relax. 616 01:02:57,068 --> 01:02:58,695 I'm not Satan. 617 01:02:59,738 --> 01:03:01,656 I am Dr Ian Kelson. 618 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:03,241 Doctor? 619 01:03:04,117 --> 01:03:06,368 Who are all these poor fuckers then? 620 01:03:06,369 --> 01:03:07,370 Your patients? 621 01:03:08,079 --> 01:03:09,705 This is an ossuary. 622 01:03:09,706 --> 01:03:11,582 It's a memorial to the dead. 623 01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:12,584 It's like a graveyard. 624 01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:18,339 And your skin is orange because... 625 01:03:18,340 --> 01:03:19,341 It's iodine. 626 01:03:20,383 --> 01:03:21,967 It kills the virus. 627 01:03:21,968 --> 01:03:24,554 - Virus? - That causes infection. 628 01:03:27,474 --> 01:03:28,475 Doctor. 629 01:03:29,434 --> 01:03:30,936 Atheist doctor. 630 01:03:31,770 --> 01:03:32,771 Okay. 631 01:03:35,398 --> 01:03:38,150 So, you believe all this zombie shite 632 01:03:38,151 --> 01:03:41,154 was caused by science and bugs and whatnot. 633 01:03:42,197 --> 01:03:43,280 Rather than? 634 01:03:43,281 --> 01:03:44,823 Old Nick... 635 01:03:44,824 --> 01:03:47,535 unleashing his wrath upon the world of man. 636 01:03:47,536 --> 01:03:48,745 I see. So... 637 01:03:50,622 --> 01:03:53,625 I'm an atheist, and you're a Satanist. 638 01:03:56,253 --> 01:03:57,587 Well, there it is. 639 01:03:58,296 --> 01:03:59,422 Mystery solved. 640 01:04:02,926 --> 01:04:06,011 I'll be honest, I didn't know what the fuck was going on just now. 641 01:04:06,012 --> 01:04:07,680 I'm sweating. 642 01:04:07,681 --> 01:04:09,349 I thought I was about to meet my father. 643 01:04:11,059 --> 01:04:13,936 So, is this all your doing, Ian? 644 01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:15,020 It is. 645 01:04:15,021 --> 01:04:17,231 Got to tell you, I'm a fan of your work. 646 01:04:17,232 --> 01:04:18,774 It's fuckin' knockout. 647 01:04:18,775 --> 01:04:20,734 Thank you. But what was that you said just now? 648 01:04:20,735 --> 01:04:22,862 You believed you were about to meet your father? 649 01:04:22,863 --> 01:04:24,948 Aye. Heart was pounding out my fucking chest. 650 01:04:25,615 --> 01:04:27,908 Because your father is Satan. 651 01:04:27,909 --> 01:04:28,910 Yep. 652 01:04:30,036 --> 01:04:32,038 Old Nick's my old man. 653 01:04:33,290 --> 01:04:34,291 But... 654 01:04:36,126 --> 01:04:37,335 Nah, never mind. 655 01:04:38,253 --> 01:04:39,629 I don't mind talking. 656 01:04:43,550 --> 01:04:44,759 Fuck it. 657 01:04:49,890 --> 01:04:53,560 Just, I don't actually know my father too well. 658 01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:56,854 I mean, he speaks to me often enough, 659 01:04:56,855 --> 01:05:00,316 but I never get to sit with him or see him. 660 01:05:00,317 --> 01:05:02,569 You speak to him, but you don't see him. 661 01:05:03,737 --> 01:05:05,029 You hear him in your head. 662 01:05:05,030 --> 01:05:07,032 Whole fucking time, Ian. 663 01:05:13,663 --> 01:05:14,664 I'm Jimmy. 664 01:05:15,332 --> 01:05:16,582 Jimmy. 665 01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:19,210 Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. 666 01:05:19,211 --> 01:05:20,920 But no, you're good. 667 01:05:20,921 --> 01:05:21,922 Jimmy's fine. 668 01:05:25,175 --> 01:05:27,385 Let's sit, Ian. 669 01:05:28,094 --> 01:05:30,179 I've got my peeps waiting for me not too far away, 670 01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:32,056 but they can sit tight. 671 01:05:32,057 --> 01:05:33,058 No rush. 672 01:05:34,351 --> 01:05:36,186 Let's just talk a wee while. 673 01:05:38,813 --> 01:05:39,814 This is worse. 674 01:05:40,398 --> 01:05:42,442 Stomach. Neck. 675 01:05:43,109 --> 01:05:44,611 Get the fuck off me. 676 01:05:45,946 --> 01:05:47,404 - Those were... One more time. - Is that going in? 677 01:05:47,405 --> 01:05:48,656 One more time, come on. 678 01:05:48,657 --> 01:05:49,741 Yeah. 679 01:05:50,408 --> 01:05:52,326 Stab. Stab. 680 01:05:52,327 --> 01:05:53,328 That's all you've got? 681 01:05:54,079 --> 01:05:55,829 - What? That's what I... - That's all you've got? Come on. 682 01:05:55,830 --> 01:05:56,831 Jimmy? 683 01:05:57,499 --> 01:05:59,793 What if it's not really Old Nick down there? 684 01:06:00,377 --> 01:06:01,460 Not Old Nick? 685 01:06:01,461 --> 01:06:02,462 Yeah. 686 01:06:04,464 --> 01:06:06,173 Orange skin. 687 01:06:06,174 --> 01:06:07,801 Palace of bones. 688 01:06:09,052 --> 01:06:10,679 Communing with demons. 689 01:06:11,930 --> 01:06:13,097 Who the fuck else is it gonna be? 690 01:06:13,098 --> 01:06:14,307 Just some old man. 691 01:06:16,101 --> 01:06:18,103 A man we should probably stay away from. 692 01:06:19,145 --> 01:06:21,022 I think we should just leave him alone. 693 01:06:22,399 --> 01:06:23,400 Leave him alone? 694 01:06:26,236 --> 01:06:27,237 No. 695 01:06:29,447 --> 01:06:30,782 That's not how we roll, kid. 696 01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,702 And that's not some old man. 697 01:06:37,497 --> 01:06:38,707 That's Old Nick. 698 01:06:43,503 --> 01:06:44,588 And how... 699 01:06:45,714 --> 01:06:47,132 strange... 700 01:06:48,300 --> 01:06:50,343 and glorious it will be to meet him. 701 01:06:55,557 --> 01:06:57,641 Shit, didn't mean to touch a nerve. 702 01:06:57,642 --> 01:06:58,893 Nah, that's all right. That's fine. 703 01:06:58,894 --> 01:07:00,520 - Yeah. - Too fucking easy. 704 01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:13,116 No. 705 01:07:16,328 --> 01:07:17,913 The real question is... 706 01:07:19,998 --> 01:07:22,167 Is Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal his son? 707 01:07:24,085 --> 01:07:25,795 Is he even a real Sir-Lord? 708 01:07:27,964 --> 01:07:28,965 What do you mean? 709 01:07:31,051 --> 01:07:34,053 Do you ever get the sense that Sir Jimmy is full of shite? 710 01:07:34,054 --> 01:07:36,013 Bone castles in the Highlands? 711 01:07:36,014 --> 01:07:37,181 That's bollocks. 712 01:07:37,182 --> 01:07:39,017 Why's he never mentioned 'em before? 713 01:07:39,684 --> 01:07:42,145 And I seen him when he put the binoculars up to his eyes... 714 01:07:42,812 --> 01:07:44,981 he'd never seen that sight before in his fucking life. 715 01:07:54,199 --> 01:07:57,034 I was only eight when it all went out of whack. 716 01:07:57,035 --> 01:07:58,661 But a man of your age 717 01:07:58,662 --> 01:08:00,955 must have a few memories from before. 718 01:08:00,956 --> 01:08:02,832 Less than you'd think. 719 01:08:03,917 --> 01:08:06,043 I remember details. 720 01:08:06,044 --> 01:08:08,046 Events and people. 721 01:08:09,005 --> 01:08:11,967 But what it was actually like, to live with 722 01:08:12,551 --> 01:08:15,679 shops and fridges 723 01:08:16,721 --> 01:08:19,641 and telephones and personal computers... 724 01:08:21,351 --> 01:08:23,687 I have no real memory of that at all. 725 01:08:25,521 --> 01:08:27,857 That said, I do remember 726 01:08:27,858 --> 01:08:29,860 there was a sense of certainty. 727 01:08:31,778 --> 01:08:34,239 The world had an order. 728 01:08:35,115 --> 01:08:36,700 A way about it. 729 01:08:38,743 --> 01:08:41,620 There were dramas and upheavals, inevitably. 730 01:08:42,789 --> 01:08:44,457 But the foundations... 731 01:08:47,961 --> 01:08:49,963 They seemed unshakeable. 732 01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:55,634 I remember church most of all. 733 01:08:55,635 --> 01:08:57,469 But that's 'cause we lived next to it. 734 01:08:57,470 --> 01:08:59,762 And when the demons came, that's where I hid. 735 01:08:59,763 --> 01:09:01,681 You lived in the house next to the church? 736 01:09:01,682 --> 01:09:03,101 Right next to it. 737 01:09:03,685 --> 01:09:04,851 Was it the rectory? 738 01:09:04,852 --> 01:09:05,854 Yeah. 739 01:09:07,062 --> 01:09:09,065 And your father was the vicar. 740 01:09:13,695 --> 01:09:16,864 If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, 741 01:09:16,865 --> 01:09:18,200 they'd have been all right... 742 01:09:20,368 --> 01:09:21,785 but they stayed at home... 743 01:09:23,204 --> 01:09:24,955 and got their heads caved in. 744 01:09:27,124 --> 01:09:28,668 What about your father? 745 01:09:29,961 --> 01:09:32,046 He was leading the infected, Ian. 746 01:09:32,047 --> 01:09:34,548 He was leading the demons on the charge. 747 01:09:35,217 --> 01:09:37,427 A great army, with him at the fore. 748 01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:42,182 Always said, "charity starts at home." 749 01:09:44,309 --> 01:09:46,311 And that was the last time you saw him. 750 01:09:47,187 --> 01:09:48,187 Yeah. 751 01:09:49,021 --> 01:09:50,690 Then I saw you and... 752 01:09:59,616 --> 01:10:01,618 I'm in a bit of bind, Ian. 753 01:10:02,744 --> 01:10:03,745 Why is that? 754 01:10:05,038 --> 01:10:06,830 The others. My peeps. 755 01:10:06,831 --> 01:10:09,667 I told them that you were Old Nick, but you aren't, 756 01:10:09,668 --> 01:10:12,336 and now they're expecting to meet you. 757 01:10:12,337 --> 01:10:13,504 I see. 758 01:10:13,505 --> 01:10:15,507 And you're in a bit of a bind, too. 759 01:10:17,008 --> 01:10:18,092 How so? 760 01:10:18,093 --> 01:10:20,886 Because if you can't help me with my problem, 761 01:10:20,887 --> 01:10:22,847 I'm going to force-feed you your own intestines 762 01:10:22,848 --> 01:10:24,850 until you can no longer breathe. 763 01:10:30,063 --> 01:10:31,689 Yes, that is a bind. 764 01:10:31,690 --> 01:10:34,191 I like you. You're easy to talk to. 765 01:10:34,192 --> 01:10:36,194 Not sure I've ever liked anyone before. 766 01:10:37,195 --> 01:10:38,279 Thank you. 767 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:42,284 So, do you think there's an arrangement to be made here, Ian? 768 01:10:46,705 --> 01:10:49,708 They say the devil's always up for making a deal. 769 01:11:01,928 --> 01:11:03,637 At nightfall tomorrow, 770 01:11:03,638 --> 01:11:06,349 Old Nick will grant us an audience. 771 01:11:07,893 --> 01:11:10,936 But there are rules thee must obey 772 01:11:10,937 --> 01:11:13,105 when in the company of the Dark Lord, 773 01:11:13,106 --> 01:11:14,566 as you must expect. 774 01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:16,651 Nobody may touch him 775 01:11:17,194 --> 01:11:19,486 lest they be struck down by flame 776 01:11:19,487 --> 01:11:22,239 and their souls be delivered to the seventh circle. 777 01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:24,742 Howzat. 778 01:11:24,743 --> 01:11:26,745 And nobody may address him directly. 779 01:11:28,163 --> 01:11:30,706 Only I may speak to him. 780 01:11:30,707 --> 01:11:32,042 His favoured son and heir. 781 01:11:34,711 --> 01:11:35,712 Are we crystal? 782 01:11:40,342 --> 01:11:42,427 Howzat. 783 01:11:54,397 --> 01:11:57,025 Memento mori, I told the boy. 784 01:12:00,612 --> 01:12:03,615 I haven't feared my life ending for many years. 785 01:12:04,908 --> 01:12:05,909 I live alone. 786 01:12:08,078 --> 01:12:09,704 My work is complete. 787 01:12:11,039 --> 01:12:12,040 But today... 788 01:12:13,667 --> 01:12:15,209 I did feel fear. 789 01:12:15,210 --> 01:12:16,836 And I thought, 790 01:12:16,837 --> 01:12:19,589 what will happen to Samson if I'm gone? 791 01:12:20,298 --> 01:12:21,841 They're coming back tomorrow. 792 01:12:21,842 --> 01:12:24,845 So I want to try something tonight. 793 01:12:27,305 --> 01:12:29,516 I'd planned for it to be gradual... 794 01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:33,812 but events have conspired, so... 795 01:12:34,563 --> 01:12:36,398 a leap into the unknown. 796 01:12:37,023 --> 01:12:38,649 I've been developing an idea 797 01:12:38,650 --> 01:12:40,861 about the nature of the infection. 798 01:12:41,903 --> 01:12:45,531 We know there is a physical component. 799 01:12:45,532 --> 01:12:49,410 Haemorrhage and uncontrolled cell growth. 800 01:12:49,411 --> 01:12:50,412 And we know there is a... 801 01:12:51,746 --> 01:12:53,582 sensory component, 802 01:12:54,332 --> 01:12:57,334 pain and terrible disquiet, 803 01:12:57,335 --> 01:13:00,754 which the morphine silences. 804 01:13:00,755 --> 01:13:04,133 But what if there is a... 805 01:13:04,134 --> 01:13:06,136 psychiatric component too? 806 01:13:07,262 --> 01:13:09,471 When the infected attack, 807 01:13:09,472 --> 01:13:11,140 what do they see? 808 01:13:11,141 --> 01:13:13,143 What do they think they're attacking? 809 01:13:13,727 --> 01:13:16,730 I've seen them kill children and babies. 810 01:13:18,064 --> 01:13:20,608 A baby gives no reason to hurt it. 811 01:13:20,609 --> 01:13:24,362 So they, you, must be seeing something that isn't there. 812 01:13:25,363 --> 01:13:28,115 Seeing something that isn't there. 813 01:13:28,116 --> 01:13:30,368 A doctor would call that psychosis. 814 01:13:31,036 --> 01:13:33,747 And a doctor would say that psychosis can be treated. 815 01:13:36,082 --> 01:13:37,709 I'm a doctor, Samson. 816 01:13:39,169 --> 01:13:41,338 I'd like to try treating the psychosis. 817 01:13:46,009 --> 01:13:49,262 I'm going to ask you to swallow these tablets. 818 01:15:27,277 --> 01:15:28,694 Where did you think you were going? 819 01:15:28,695 --> 01:15:30,112 No, Jimmy, I was just... I was just... 820 01:15:30,113 --> 01:15:32,198 No. You were trying to nip away. 821 01:15:32,199 --> 01:15:33,532 No. No, Jimmy. Jimmy, no. 822 01:15:33,533 --> 01:15:34,701 Shush. 823 01:15:35,368 --> 01:15:38,787 You know that lad you stabbed in the leg was my best fuckin' mate! 824 01:15:38,788 --> 01:15:42,666 And you took him away with your cowardice and dumb luck. 825 01:15:42,667 --> 01:15:45,878 So now, in honour of his passing, I think it's only fitting 826 01:15:45,879 --> 01:15:48,715 if I slide this blade slowly into your... 827 01:16:08,568 --> 01:16:10,237 Where the fuck did you think you were gonna go? 828 01:16:11,988 --> 01:16:13,906 Anywhere. Anywhere is better than here. 829 01:16:13,907 --> 01:16:15,158 I've been to anywhere. 830 01:16:17,077 --> 01:16:18,161 It's not. 831 01:16:23,667 --> 01:16:25,710 You need to stick with me, kid. 832 01:16:28,713 --> 01:16:29,756 We'll go far. 833 01:16:35,554 --> 01:16:37,180 He was "trying to escape"? 834 01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:40,684 He said he was too scared to meet Old Nick in person. 835 01:16:41,601 --> 01:16:43,019 He couldn't face it. 836 01:16:46,648 --> 01:16:48,733 I tried to talk him out of it, but he wouldn't have it. 837 01:16:50,485 --> 01:16:51,820 He tried to fight me. 838 01:16:54,072 --> 01:16:55,240 I had to kill him. 839 01:16:56,825 --> 01:16:58,869 That's not what happened. 840 01:17:00,662 --> 01:17:02,330 That is what happened. 841 01:17:06,293 --> 01:17:07,294 Sir. 842 01:17:16,553 --> 01:17:19,222 Now, let's see what Old Nick says tonight. 843 01:17:25,645 --> 01:17:27,647 Samson! 844 01:17:33,153 --> 01:17:35,488 Samson! 845 01:17:41,286 --> 01:17:43,121 Did it work, my friend? 846 01:17:44,623 --> 01:17:46,041 Were you lost... 847 01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:48,793 and now are found? 848 01:20:05,347 --> 01:20:06,514 Good afternoon, 849 01:20:06,515 --> 01:20:09,517 and welcome on board this service to Edinburgh. 850 01:20:09,518 --> 01:20:10,893 - But you can't stop doing that... - Our next stop... 851 01:20:10,894 --> 01:20:12,686 - ...with her talent. - ...will be Retford. 852 01:20:12,687 --> 01:20:14,271 Please remember to take all your belongings... 853 01:20:14,272 --> 01:20:16,857 - I don't think it's hard. - ...with you, and place any rubbish... 854 01:20:16,858 --> 01:20:18,026 - Part of the politics. - ...into the bins provided. 855 01:20:18,693 --> 01:20:20,986 Ticket barriers are in operation, 856 01:20:20,987 --> 01:20:22,864 so please keep your tickets ready. 857 01:20:23,823 --> 01:20:25,075 Ticket, please. 858 01:20:29,246 --> 01:20:30,247 Thank you. 859 01:20:34,626 --> 01:20:35,627 Ticket, please. 860 01:20:38,213 --> 01:20:39,422 Ticket, love? 861 01:20:47,806 --> 01:20:48,807 Ticket! 862 01:20:57,691 --> 01:20:59,609 I don't have a ticket. 863 01:22:06,384 --> 01:22:07,427 Okay. 864 01:22:08,595 --> 01:22:10,597 Let's turn this up to 11. 865 01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:19,916 He awaits us, Jimmies. 866 01:23:23,128 --> 01:23:24,546 Howzat. 867 01:24:43,208 --> 01:24:44,708 Woe to you 868 01:24:44,709 --> 01:24:47,128 O'er Earth and Sea 869 01:24:48,046 --> 01:24:51,590 For the Devil sends the beast with wrath 870 01:24:51,591 --> 01:24:55,387 Because he knows the time is short 871 01:24:55,887 --> 01:24:57,721 Let him who hath understanding 872 01:24:57,722 --> 01:24:59,599 Reckon the number of the beast 873 01:25:00,141 --> 01:25:02,768 For it is a human number 874 01:25:02,769 --> 01:25:04,061 Its number 875 01:25:04,062 --> 01:25:07,190 Is 666 876 01:25:11,027 --> 01:25:12,863 I left alone 877 01:25:14,155 --> 01:25:15,699 My mind was blank 878 01:25:17,158 --> 01:25:19,702 I needed time to think 879 01:25:19,703 --> 01:25:21,997 To get the memories from my mind 880 01:25:23,498 --> 01:25:25,083 What did I see? 881 01:25:26,126 --> 01:25:29,253 Can I believe 882 01:25:29,254 --> 01:25:31,714 That what I saw that night 883 01:25:31,715 --> 01:25:34,551 Was real and not just fantasy? 884 01:25:35,343 --> 01:25:37,387 'Cause in my dreams 885 01:25:38,388 --> 01:25:40,599 It's always there 886 01:25:41,349 --> 01:25:44,602 The evil face that twists my mind 887 01:25:44,603 --> 01:25:48,105 And brings me to despair 888 01:25:48,106 --> 01:25:49,399 Yeah! 889 01:25:52,444 --> 01:25:54,988 Yeah! 890 01:26:01,661 --> 01:26:03,245 Night was black 891 01:26:03,246 --> 01:26:05,289 Was no use holding back 892 01:26:05,290 --> 01:26:07,875 'Cause I just had to see 893 01:26:07,876 --> 01:26:10,670 Was someone watching me? 894 01:26:11,213 --> 01:26:12,838 In the mist 895 01:26:12,839 --> 01:26:15,424 Dark figures move and twist 896 01:26:15,425 --> 01:26:17,426 Was all this for real 897 01:26:17,427 --> 01:26:20,638 Or just some kind of hell? 898 01:26:20,639 --> 01:26:22,765 666 899 01:26:22,766 --> 01:26:25,226 The number of the beast 900 01:26:25,227 --> 01:26:27,937 Sacrifice 901 01:26:27,938 --> 01:26:29,648 Is going on tonight 902 01:26:48,416 --> 01:26:50,085 I'm coming back 903 01:26:51,419 --> 01:26:53,255 I will return 904 01:26:54,130 --> 01:26:56,507 And I'll possess your body 905 01:26:56,508 --> 01:26:59,219 And I'll make you burn 906 01:27:00,178 --> 01:27:02,347 I have the fire 907 01:27:03,265 --> 01:27:05,350 I have the force 908 01:27:06,434 --> 01:27:07,518 I have the power 909 01:27:07,519 --> 01:27:10,856 To make my evil take its course 910 01:27:12,816 --> 01:27:14,817 666 911 01:27:14,818 --> 01:27:16,862 The number of the beast 912 01:27:17,529 --> 01:27:19,488 Sacrifice 913 01:27:19,489 --> 01:27:21,491 Is going on tonight 914 01:27:22,158 --> 01:27:23,243 Yes! 915 01:28:23,178 --> 01:28:24,179 Howzat? 916 01:28:26,598 --> 01:28:27,599 Fingers? 917 01:28:32,521 --> 01:28:33,605 Fingers... 918 01:28:35,273 --> 01:28:36,441 approach. 919 01:28:47,035 --> 01:28:48,203 Approach. 920 01:28:49,162 --> 01:28:51,706 Behold, you... 921 01:28:52,874 --> 01:28:56,503 are the fingers of my right hand. 922 01:28:57,504 --> 01:29:01,132 Your dark radiance blackens even sunlight. 923 01:29:01,967 --> 01:29:03,676 Pride moves inside me 924 01:29:03,677 --> 01:29:06,513 like maggots in the corpse of Christ. 925 01:29:08,390 --> 01:29:09,474 Kneel. 926 01:29:12,269 --> 01:29:13,436 Not you, my son. 927 01:29:14,980 --> 01:29:16,648 You must stand. 928 01:29:19,401 --> 01:29:22,862 We are grateful for this audience, Father. 929 01:29:22,863 --> 01:29:25,155 My time is eternal. 930 01:29:25,156 --> 01:29:27,867 But your time with me is short. 931 01:29:27,868 --> 01:29:30,245 We understand, Great One. We shall not outstay our welcome. 932 01:29:31,496 --> 01:29:33,080 But before we leave, 933 01:29:33,081 --> 01:29:35,875 do you have any specific instruction for us? 934 01:29:35,876 --> 01:29:37,251 I do. 935 01:29:37,252 --> 01:29:38,587 Please, do tell. 936 01:29:39,629 --> 01:29:43,299 I command you to continue with your infernal mission. 937 01:29:43,300 --> 01:29:46,761 Continue our infernal mission. 938 01:29:47,304 --> 01:29:50,139 Continue skinning and disembowelling 939 01:29:50,140 --> 01:29:52,100 the mewling souls of your kingdom. 940 01:29:52,851 --> 01:29:54,560 Defiling their bodies, 941 01:29:54,561 --> 01:29:56,812 making their agony into sacrament, 942 01:29:56,813 --> 01:30:00,692 making their screams echo into the skies. 943 01:30:02,611 --> 01:30:04,946 That is your command, Father? 944 01:30:08,325 --> 01:30:09,326 Yes. 945 01:30:10,827 --> 01:30:12,829 And what other commandments do you have? 946 01:30:16,124 --> 01:30:19,877 That the fingers must always obey you, my son. 947 01:30:19,878 --> 01:30:22,130 Obey me. Your son. 948 01:30:22,881 --> 01:30:25,716 Without any question or doubt. 949 01:30:25,717 --> 01:30:29,054 Submit always and immediately to my will, 950 01:30:29,638 --> 01:30:33,058 without any trace of pause or insolence. 951 01:30:33,767 --> 01:30:35,268 Without any fucking backchat. 952 01:30:39,564 --> 01:30:41,900 And what is your final commandment, my king? 953 01:30:48,114 --> 01:30:49,991 Father, what is your final commandment? 954 01:30:53,245 --> 01:30:56,163 You are to grow the number of your fingers. 955 01:30:56,164 --> 01:30:58,375 Grow the fingers from a fist... 956 01:30:59,501 --> 01:31:01,252 into two fists. 957 01:31:01,253 --> 01:31:03,629 And then five! And then 100. 958 01:31:03,630 --> 01:31:04,880 And then 1,000! 959 01:31:04,881 --> 01:31:08,133 So that no community in Hell's kingdom 960 01:31:08,134 --> 01:31:11,555 can be guarded against our charity! 961 01:31:14,516 --> 01:31:17,936 Father, we hear you, and shall obey. 962 01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:19,896 Rise, Jimmies. 963 01:31:22,858 --> 01:31:24,442 We now take our leave. 964 01:31:34,953 --> 01:31:36,453 Wait. 965 01:31:36,454 --> 01:31:38,164 - Wait? - Wait. 966 01:31:49,301 --> 01:31:50,552 Spike? 967 01:31:57,267 --> 01:31:59,351 I have one more command. 968 01:31:59,352 --> 01:32:01,645 One more command? Nope. No, Father. 969 01:32:01,646 --> 01:32:02,731 I don't think so. 970 01:32:03,815 --> 01:32:06,984 Continue our work, grow stronger, obey me. 971 01:32:06,985 --> 01:32:08,235 I'm pretty sure that was it. 972 01:32:08,236 --> 01:32:10,696 No. There is one more. 973 01:32:10,697 --> 01:32:11,698 Really? 974 01:32:12,699 --> 01:32:14,909 And what would that new command be, precisely? 975 01:32:14,910 --> 01:32:16,286 I require... 976 01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:18,704 a sacrifice. 977 01:32:18,705 --> 01:32:21,082 A sacrifice? 978 01:32:22,334 --> 01:32:23,335 Of whom? 979 01:32:24,002 --> 01:32:27,589 You remember the church, my only son. 980 01:32:29,174 --> 01:32:30,300 Yes. 981 01:32:30,926 --> 01:32:33,011 Then you remember Christ. 982 01:32:33,637 --> 01:32:35,222 God's only son. 983 01:32:35,889 --> 01:32:36,890 Uh-huh. 984 01:32:37,807 --> 01:32:39,726 And you know that in order... 985 01:32:40,685 --> 01:32:42,019 for God's only son 986 01:32:42,020 --> 01:32:43,646 to ascend 987 01:32:43,647 --> 01:32:46,316 and take his place by his father's side... 988 01:32:47,901 --> 01:32:49,527 Christ... 989 01:32:49,528 --> 01:32:52,113 was first required to be crucified. 990 01:32:58,495 --> 01:33:01,122 You are my only son, Jimmy. 991 01:33:01,748 --> 01:33:03,457 Jimmy, Jimmy... 992 01:33:03,458 --> 01:33:05,043 I am your God. 993 01:33:06,837 --> 01:33:08,505 I require the same. 994 01:33:11,550 --> 01:33:13,843 You require me to be crucified? 995 01:33:13,844 --> 01:33:14,845 Yes. 996 01:33:16,304 --> 01:33:18,390 And who's gonna bang me onto that cross? 997 01:33:20,642 --> 01:33:21,977 They are. 998 01:33:27,065 --> 01:33:28,608 Oh, no. 999 01:33:29,693 --> 01:33:31,610 You fiend. 1000 01:33:31,611 --> 01:33:34,113 You properly turned the tables around on me. 1001 01:33:34,114 --> 01:33:35,949 Slow down, Jimmy Ink! 1002 01:33:36,825 --> 01:33:39,494 I know you're itching to make your move. 1003 01:33:40,996 --> 01:33:43,081 But before you do, one question. 1004 01:33:43,874 --> 01:33:47,544 D'you really think this gangly old fucker is Satan? 1005 01:33:50,422 --> 01:33:51,965 And if he is... 1006 01:33:53,717 --> 01:33:55,135 could I do this? 1007 01:34:03,602 --> 01:34:04,603 Kelson. 1008 01:34:06,188 --> 01:34:07,189 Kelson. 1009 01:34:09,107 --> 01:34:11,359 I don't understand. What the fuck is going on? 1010 01:34:13,695 --> 01:34:14,778 Who's the devil? 1011 01:34:14,779 --> 01:34:16,822 I am, Jimmy. 1012 01:34:16,823 --> 01:34:17,824 Me. 1013 01:34:18,408 --> 01:34:21,828 Now, commandeer this treacherous cunt. 1014 01:34:22,412 --> 01:34:24,330 - But... - Fucking no "but"! 1015 01:34:24,331 --> 01:34:27,000 Do it! Now! Or I'll break your fucking neck! 1016 01:34:30,879 --> 01:34:32,546 - No! - Jimmy, don't do it. 1017 01:34:32,547 --> 01:34:33,548 No! 1018 01:35:01,868 --> 01:35:03,370 Howzat? 1019 01:35:13,547 --> 01:35:14,548 Kelson... 1020 01:35:16,174 --> 01:35:18,760 - I'm sorry. - It's okay, Spike. 1021 01:35:20,262 --> 01:35:21,846 It's okay. 1022 01:35:21,847 --> 01:35:23,639 Wait, you two know each other? 1023 01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:24,933 Yes. 1024 01:35:26,977 --> 01:35:28,019 You're not Old Nick. 1025 01:35:29,062 --> 01:35:30,437 No. 1026 01:35:30,438 --> 01:35:32,357 Nothing is... 1027 01:35:34,734 --> 01:35:35,944 No one is. 1028 01:35:38,405 --> 01:35:40,031 There's just us. 1029 01:35:51,710 --> 01:35:53,253 You put on a good show. 1030 01:35:57,257 --> 01:35:58,508 Thank you. 1031 01:36:01,052 --> 01:36:02,386 I don't mean to make your night any worse, 1032 01:36:02,387 --> 01:36:05,097 but I don't think you're gonna survive that. 1033 01:36:05,098 --> 01:36:06,266 I know. 1034 01:36:07,893 --> 01:36:09,811 Why didn't you just let well leave? 1035 01:36:10,353 --> 01:36:11,813 We were going. 1036 01:36:12,856 --> 01:36:14,190 You would've been all right. 1037 01:36:14,191 --> 01:36:16,692 Suddenly, I saw it was you 1038 01:36:16,693 --> 01:36:18,612 behind the mask, Spike. 1039 01:36:19,196 --> 01:36:20,197 And I... 1040 01:36:22,157 --> 01:36:24,743 I think you've suffered enough. 1041 01:36:29,956 --> 01:36:32,375 Old Nick or not, there's still one last thing I could do for ya. 1042 01:36:35,337 --> 01:36:36,922 Obey that last command. 1043 01:37:01,488 --> 01:37:02,739 Spike, is it? 1044 01:37:06,493 --> 01:37:07,577 Kellie. 1045 01:37:13,124 --> 01:37:15,043 Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here. 1046 01:37:53,999 --> 01:37:57,335 I can't hear his voice any more. 1047 01:37:57,794 --> 01:37:58,837 Ian. 1048 01:38:02,174 --> 01:38:04,551 Why can't I hear his voice? 1049 01:38:33,705 --> 01:38:35,165 I want my mum. 1050 01:38:46,927 --> 01:38:48,637 Oh, God. 1051 01:38:50,222 --> 01:38:52,474 Over here. 1052 01:39:03,026 --> 01:39:04,194 Kelson. 1053 01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:09,574 Samson. 1054 01:39:14,329 --> 01:39:15,413 Thank you. 1055 01:39:20,126 --> 01:39:22,671 Memento mori. 1056 01:40:09,676 --> 01:40:11,344 Father! 1057 01:40:14,139 --> 01:40:15,807 Father. 1058 01:40:18,935 --> 01:40:21,021 Father? 1059 01:40:22,898 --> 01:40:24,316 Father... 1060 01:40:26,818 --> 01:40:29,487 why have you forsaken me? 1061 01:40:30,822 --> 01:40:33,325 Why have you forsaken me? 1062 01:40:36,369 --> 01:40:37,579 Father. 1063 01:41:28,421 --> 01:41:31,131 In the Second World War, instead of bankrupting Germany, 1064 01:41:31,132 --> 01:41:33,676 the world helped it rebuild. Likewise, Japan. 1065 01:41:33,677 --> 01:41:35,427 So within a generation, 1066 01:41:35,428 --> 01:41:37,263 they had recovered into economies 1067 01:41:37,264 --> 01:41:40,100 that outstripped most of their victors. 1068 01:41:40,976 --> 01:41:42,352 And that was fair? 1069 01:41:43,478 --> 01:41:44,770 Sam, think. 1070 01:41:44,771 --> 01:41:47,566 It's better than fair. It's desirable. 1071 01:41:48,024 --> 01:41:49,733 Why help your defeated enemy? 1072 01:41:49,734 --> 01:41:52,862 Because the enforced bankruptcy 1073 01:41:52,863 --> 01:41:55,282 of the enemy after World War I 1074 01:41:55,991 --> 01:41:57,242 was the reason 1075 01:41:57,951 --> 01:41:59,202 for World War II. 1076 01:42:00,537 --> 01:42:01,872 '48, Churchill. 1077 01:42:03,832 --> 01:42:06,417 "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it." 1078 01:42:06,418 --> 01:42:07,419 Wait, say again? 1079 01:42:07,878 --> 01:42:09,461 "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it." 1080 01:42:09,462 --> 01:42:11,131 Yes. Very good. 1081 01:42:14,092 --> 01:42:15,093 So... 1082 01:42:16,553 --> 01:42:19,430 then this becomes a kind of a cornerstone 1083 01:42:19,431 --> 01:42:22,474 of European post-war political philosophy. 1084 01:42:22,475 --> 01:42:23,768 To never forget. 1085 01:42:25,145 --> 01:42:28,106 To make it the ideas that go bankrupt. 1086 01:42:28,773 --> 01:42:32,694 Fascism, nationalism, populism, totally dismantled. 1087 01:42:33,445 --> 01:42:34,696 Never to return. 1088 01:42:36,031 --> 01:42:37,948 So how does that apply 1089 01:42:37,949 --> 01:42:40,535 to the economic landscape of post-Soviet Russia? 1090 01:42:42,120 --> 01:42:44,371 Well, Sam, I'm just saying that 1091 01:42:44,372 --> 01:42:47,334 if that were to come up in the exam tomorrow... 1092 01:42:48,335 --> 01:42:51,295 you might get marked higher if you use the Weimar Republic as a reference. 1093 01:42:51,296 --> 01:42:53,464 If it comes up in the exam? 1094 01:42:53,465 --> 01:42:55,091 Dad, you're setting the exam. 1095 01:42:56,009 --> 01:42:57,177 I'm saying no more. 1096 01:43:00,889 --> 01:43:01,890 What was that? 1097 01:43:02,933 --> 01:43:04,099 What? 1098 01:43:04,100 --> 01:43:05,101 Listen. 1099 01:43:14,736 --> 01:43:15,861 Remember what to do? 1100 01:43:15,862 --> 01:43:16,905 Yeah. 1101 01:43:24,454 --> 01:43:25,455 There. 1102 01:43:28,708 --> 01:43:30,709 - Shit. - What is it? 1103 01:43:30,710 --> 01:43:33,170 They're chasing someone. Two people. 1104 01:43:33,171 --> 01:43:34,506 Here, here, here. 1105 01:43:37,676 --> 01:43:38,844 Do we help them? 1106 01:43:41,555 --> 01:43:43,265 Dad? Do we help them? 1107 01:43:44,641 --> 01:43:45,724 Of course we do. 1108 01:43:45,725 --> 01:43:47,269 Okay, let's go, let's go.