[upbeat theme music playing]
[bumper music playing]
[indistinct chatter]
Boy, did I miss you.
I missed you more.
-We're that couple now, aren't we? -Gross.
Disgusting.
Oh, I have a little surprise for you.
Oh, there's only two types of brochures.
Vacations and diseases.
Well, let me make sure I grab the right one.
Oh.
The Suncatcher Resort and Spa.
I booked us a room. I'm taking you away for the weekend.
To the beach.
Where I'll be wearing a bathing suit.
All day long.
Check it out. Our room opens right onto the sand.
My goodness. Oh, this is too much.
You deserve it.
Do I?
They have snorkeling, volleyball, paddleboarding.
All you're gonna need is sunglasses and a toothbrush, baby.
Or it could rain, baby.
And that sounds like cuddling up on the couch in our chunky sweaters.
Looked at the forecast. Unseasonably warm.
-Woo-hoo. -[chuckles]
We're gonna turn off our phones, no TV.
Just you and me slathering each other in sunscreen.
Who had the carnitas grande?
No one.
♪ Leanne ♪
[woman on video] One more twist, and voilà.
You have made yourself an earring.
No, I've made myself a fishhook.
I need to break up with Andrew for one week.
Okay, can I borrow him?
-Carol! -What happened?
He surprised me with a weekend getaway.
That bastard!
A man doesn't just dump a beach trip on a woman with no warning.
That requires at least six months' prep.
Come on, I think it's romantic. He loves you.
He won't when he sees me flopping around snorkeling.
-That's right. -Mm.
He signed us up for snorkeling.
The most unattractive of all the water sports.
If those masks make the fish look bigger, what are they gonna do to me?
Just try to swim behind him and hope he gets stung by something.
-This is a disaster. -Okay.
I'll admit it's a little clueless of him,
but we have 62 hours to make magic out of all this.
You think we can?
Oh, I do.
Then make your eyes say it.
I'm trying.
[bumper music playing]
Okay, so we're gonna start with waxing and threading.
Then we're gonna zigzag and get you a spray tan.
We'll do a couple laps to let the tan set,
and then, boom, we end in the bathing suit shop.
I'm regretting everything I've ever eaten.
["Sunday Girl" (French Version) by Blondie playing]
[Leanne] Shit!
It's been a while.
[Leanne] Mofo!
She was married a long time.
[Leanne screams]
Would a glass of prosecco help?
Thank you. I'd love one.
["Sunday Girl" continues]
Beach getaway this weekend.
Very little warning.
We got you, girl.
Take your time.
Hey, how are you guys fixed for prosecco?
["Sunday Girl" continues]
[Leanne] Are you kidding me?
Not in a million years!
No.
Carol!
Ooh! This is cute.
[song ends]
[Carol] We kicked that mall's butt today.
We did.
You're gonna come out of the water looking like a Bond girl.
I'm proud of you.
It's your first time going away with a man since Bill.
And look at you. Despite your fears, you're diving in.
I can't go.
You went in to pack your toiletry bag. What happened?
Toilet.
I'm not ready to share one with Andrew.
You'll be on a beach.
There's sand outside your sliding glass door.
We grew up with a cat. You know what to do.
Everything's just so perfect with us.
I don't want to wake up with pillow face and morning breath.
What if hearing my stomach bubbles in the night is a deal-breaker?
You don't think he's bubbling, worried about a little toot slipping out?
My man does not have wind.
Why does he want to ruin everything? It's too soon.
I think it's a healthy move for a relationship.
I just don't want all the romance to go away like it did with Bill.
I mean, we started out strong.
Beach trips, smooching in restaurants,
everything always groomed and spiffy.
And little by little, it went away.
And that can't happen with Andrew.
It took decades for you and Bill to lose all your magic.
If you and Andrew are still going strong in your 80s,
I think you both earned a fart.
You know I hate that word.
I know.
Fart.
Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart.
Faaaart!
Fart!
[bumper music playing]
[Carol] Leanne'll be down in a second.
I'm officially in vacation mode.
[in Caribbean accent] So all good, man.
[in normal voice] Sorry. I put on sandals, I get weird.
You know what could move those toes into sexy town?
Our good friend, the toe ring.
No, I'm good. Uh, hey, I want to ask you something.
Is Leanne into going away?
It was really hard to tell.
No, she's so into it. Other than the initial jitters.
-Jitters? -Well, yeah.
It's a first getaway as a new couple.
Sleeping together, waking up together, eating every meal together,
sneaking off to find the lobby bathroom.
It's a lot.
Huh.
I'm ready.
Whoa, lots of bags.
Which is fine.
Sandals.
Okay.
Oh, boy.
["Vacation" by The Go-Go's playing]
♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted ♪
♪ Vacation, had to get away ♪
♪ Vacation, meant to be spent all alone ♪
[song ends]
-Hey. -Hey.
Leanne home?
No, but give me your wrist.
-Why, so you can slit it? -Mm.
I'm making a bracelet, and I need a dainty wrist to measure.
-I'm not dainty, I'm small-boned. -Mm.
I've heard that about you.
When's she coming back?
I need to see if I can have Josie's old crib.
-For Tyler's baby or your love child? -Faye went to visit her sister.
I promised I'd have the nursery put together when she got back.
I doubt Leanne's gonna want her baby's crib handed over to your mistress,
but when she's back in town, you can ask her.
Oh, where'd she go?
Andrew took her away for the weekend to the beach.
-Really? -Mm-hm. Problem?
Seems kind of soon to be vacationing together.
You're having a baby with the woman who cleaned your teeth.
So it's, uh, pretty serious, huh?
They've swapped the L word.
Legumes?
What is it you're hoping for?
You think Faye will just give over custody and you and Leanne can raise the baby?
No.
Face it, buddy, Andrew and Leanne are deeply in legumes with each other.
I need to sit down.
Well, now I'm feeling kind of sorry for you.
You want some… milk?
I don't know, man. I don't do this.
[bumper music playing]
Here we are,
our home sweet home for the next two days.
Pretty.
And there's the bed.
Pretty.
Look at that view.
-Do you usually sleep on…? -Do you want…?
-I don't mind. -I don't have to.
-If you prefer… -Are you used to…
-This is ridiculous. -I know.
What side would you like?
I'll take that one.
Perfect.
So I was thinking we could get in our suits and hit the beach.
Yeah.
Or not, if you'd rather eat first.
I don't have to eat all the time.
Well, hey, if we get hungry, there's a full menu at the swim-up bar.
We can have burgers in the pool.
Eat in the pool?
It was just a thought. So then, beach?
Yes, you're right.
I mean, look at that view, and all that water,
and all those… pelicans.
Let's get out there.
Great, now we're talking.
All right, well…
I thought I'd…
-Would you rather I go change in the…? -No, you stay here.
I was just thinking.
Do you need something?
I'm sorry, I've just been so nervous about this trip,
wanting everything to be perfect,
and I haven't even thanked you for bringing me here.
Yeah, I've been in my head too.
-You have? -Yes.
I mean, normally I know how to take my pants off,
but suddenly it's become a 17-step process.
That's a relief to hear.
It's just been so long since I've done anything like this.
The whole drive down here I was thinking, "You idiot."
"You never asked her if she was ready. You just booked it."
I'm glad you did.
Tell you what.
Why don't we just have fun this weekend?
I would love that.
Come here.
This is nice.
It is.
And this view really is spectacular.
It is.
[bumper music playing]
You feeling any better,
or do I need to roll you over and take your temperature?
I just think I need to…
Oh.
Chest tight.
What?
Can't breathe.
I swear to God, if you're messing with me…
Okay, I'm hitting 9.
I hit 1.
-I'm hitting another 1. -Hit "call."
You better not die on me.
Not that I like you or will cry or anything, you stupid jerk!
Don't speak at my funeral.
[bumper music playing]
I've got books, sunscreen, snacks.
What am I forgetting?
This.
[cell phone rings]
-Hello? -[Tyler] Hey, where are you?
Tyler, what is it?
Nora's in labor. We're at the hospital.
Her folks can't get on a flight until tomorrow.
We need a mom here now!
I'm on my way.
We got to go.
What? Why?
The baby's coming! My son needs me!
He hasn't needed me in 15 years!
[bumper music playing]
What was I thinking going away for the weekend
knowing that my grandbaby was due?
She's three weeks early. It's not your fault.
I was a good grandmother before I met you.
Don't you have one of those "go faster" thingies you can stick on the roof?
You mean a siren? No.
What good are you?
I'm gonna let all this slide, because you're acting…
Better not say "crazy," or I'll tell you what I really think about those sandals.
I believe you just did.
[cell phone rings]
Carol, I know. We're on the way to the hospital.
Who told you we were here?
Tyler. Run the light! Run the light!
How did Tyler know?
[Leanne] His wife's in labor.
Oh my God. Nora's having the baby?
Yes. What are you talking about?
[clears throat] Um…
Bill had some chest pain.
What?
They're checking him out. Don't worry. Just get here.
I'll go see Nora.
You tell her to hold that baby in. I'm coming.
Knowing Nora, she'll push harder just to spite me.
-You don't get along? -We do.
She just thinks I'm controlling.
Are we just gonna ride that bus's butt all the way there?
[bumper music playing]
We made it. We made it.
I lost my sandal.
Good. Lose the other one.
I'm sorry.
You did such a good job getting us here.
I love you.
-I love-- -Has the baby come yet? Did we miss it?
Tyler's the only head that's popped out so far.
It'll be a while.
Why are you both half naked?
We came straight from the beach, Mama.
I do not need to see this man's legs.
Well, speak for yourself.
I'm sorry, sir. I got my stuff in the car. I'll be right back.
How's Bill?
He's okay.
They're monitoring him,
but they're pretty sure it was a panic attack.
What caused it?
Honestly, wrecking the marriage, seeing you move on,
I think it all caught up with him.
How does an FBI agent lose a shoe?
[bumper music playing]
-Hey. -Hey.
Baby here?
Not yet.
You okay?
I thought it was the big one.
Turns out I was just having big feelings.
I'm glad you're all right.
Yeah. I probably deserve it. Payback for everything I put you through.
Don't say that.
It's true.
Look, I would have never left you for someone else,
but I don't want to keep punishing you for it.
If I'd have known how unhappy you were,
I would have fought to the bitter end to save our marriage.
But I guess at some point, we both quit trying,
and neither one of us did anything to fix it.
Wish I had.
But here we are now.
I don't want to be angry anymore.
I'd like that.
We did have a long run, didn't we?
Sure did.
[cell phone vibrates]
It's Faye.
You go ahead and take that.
I'll let you know when our grandbaby is here.
[cell phone continues vibrating]
Hey.
Yeah, I'm okay.
What's going on there?
[bumper music playing]
She's beautiful.
Just like her mother.
[Nora sighs]
Oh, she's got your nose. [chuckles]
I'm starting to see why they keep getting pregnant
every time she gives birth.
Josie, say hi to your new niece.
[Josie] Mom, I'm only seeing your boob.
-Oops. Sorry. -[Carol chuckles]
Hey, it's your Auntie Josie.
Don't listen to what they say. I'm the fun one.
Where are we at on a name?
Oh, we're still working on it, Grandpa.
-How about Blanche? -Roberta.
-Carol. -Jícama.
Sara Beth.
Tyler.
Please stop.
Well, well.
-You must be Bill. -I am.
-Andrew. -Bill.
-How are you feeling? -Never better.
You hurt her, I'm coming for you.
-Hey, you-- -You got something to say?
Nope.
[bumper music playing]
She is pretty cute.
She's perfect.
I'm just gonna say it. She looks like a Carol.
You don't even look like a Carol.
-I'm getting a cup of coffee. Want one? -Yeah.
Hey, thanks.
For what?
Because of you, I get all this.
Mm, mm, mm.
My beautiful baby.
Grandma loves you so much.
I can't wait to see what you're gonna do,
who you're gonna become.
Whatever it is,
you got a big old family here to support you.
And guess what?
Turns out your grandmom was a lot stronger than she ever knew.
Life can take twists and turns.
But sometimes it's the only way to find out who you really are.
[coos]
You're a beauty.
-[coos] -[gasps]
I'm gonna get in there. I'm gonna get in there.
[kisses]
[end bumper music playing]
[closing theme music playing]
♪ Leanne ♪