1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:11,613 Hey, um... 4 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:15,575 I think we need some space in this relationship. 5 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,578 I, I love our thing, but 6 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:20,747 I need girls to know I'm available for sex, 7 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,624 and I think it looks too much for dating. 8 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,420 We can totally stay friends, but... 9 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,591 I think we need some time apart. 10 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,928 Alex, fuck off! 11 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:03,122 Who? Who thinks we're gay? 12 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:04,040 Dude, everyone. 13 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,250 Literally every person at school 14 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,793 thinks we fuck. Even Tristan. 15 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,711 And nobody fucking talks that kid. 16 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:10,797 - You're exaggerating. - I'm not exaggerating. 17 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:11,840 Remember when the vice principal 18 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:12,841 made us rearrange her room 19 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,384 Because “you boys have an eye for design design”? 20 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,051 Well, you do? 21 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:16,553 Last year, that gay senator got elected, 22 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,137 and everybody congratulated us. 23 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:19,806 That was a nice thing that happened 24 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,682 We just got added to the Gay straight Alliance 25 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:21,683 because they were short on gays. 26 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:22,559 What more evidence do you need? 27 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,811 Well, at least they don't know you're a virgin. 28 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,354 That's not even true. I'm not a virgin. 29 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:28,189 - Lucid dreams don't count. - Yes, they do. 30 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,149 - Wait mom. Not too much. - No, I'm just taking off 31 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:31,150 - ...the ends honey. - Okay. 32 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:33,152 Three... two... 33 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:33,653 No, bro, Mary 34 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:34,571 Take this all off. 35 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,656 He's really starting to look like a girl. 36 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,324 - No! - What? 37 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:39,158 I'm just saying, when they did 38 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:40,660 your circumcision, I think they sneezed and, 39 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,287 - you know, took it all off - I hate you. 40 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,539 Alex, you know he's not circumcised. 41 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,207 - You’ve seen his penis. - Mom! 42 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,876 - Lips closed! - College girls... 43 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,294 They’re gonna love it. 44 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,170 I remember 45 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:54,173 I went crazy for grunge guys back in the 90s. 46 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,886 And you just forgot which bassist is Ethan’s dad? 47 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,305 Really, Alex, that's the way we're going to go? 48 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:03,266 Your dad tried to sleep with me, so 49 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:07,103 I said no, because I don't like blue collar. 50 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,646 Well, lucky for you, I'm CEO bound 51 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:10,106 so get in on the ground floor, baby. 52 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:12,025 Stop! Stop flirting with mom. 53 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,818 Don't worry, baby, I don't want a husband. 54 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,862 - I've already got a son. - Whatever. 55 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:16,905 I don't need this. 56 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,699 My dick belongs to another anyway. 57 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,244 No lip gloss! 58 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:26,080 No, I said lips closed. 59 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,333 Fuck! 60 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,920 We suggest you decorate your graduation caps with 61 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,964 any fun designs that are relevant to you. 62 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:35,673 For instance, 63 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:40,219 Ethan and Alex, you might do rainbows or something like, 64 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,889 Bert and Ernie doing poppers 65 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:46,017 together, you know, something that feels organic. 66 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:49,062 Ethan, I am a pussitarian and this shit is 67 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,229 giving me an eating disorder. 68 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,981 Alex, you've never kissed a woman on the mouth 69 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,149 or the pussy in your life 70 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,734 Shut the fuck up! Don’t tell anybody that, 71 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:55,860 this is serious. 72 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:58,488 If it were me, you know, I might do my 73 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:01,991 Wellbutrin prescription, and my cat and 74 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:05,411 you know my ex-wife, who I, 75 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,916 deeply respect as a friend. 76 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,629 You could have just joined theater at any point 77 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:15,755 and talked to her. 78 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,883 Yeah, like that was going to make me seem less gay. 79 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:20,426 I might as well walk around with a dick in my mouth 80 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,679 like “To be or not to be”. 81 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:23,638 What am I supposed to say? 82 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:24,764 Oh, hey, Sasha. 83 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,224 I used should think dick was yummy yummy. 84 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:27,642 But now that I know your pussy’s on the menu... 85 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,980 Your sexuality is literally allowed to change. 86 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:32,772 You know that right? 87 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:36,109 Not at this school! Davis fucked that for all of us. 88 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,193 What does that mean? 89 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:39,487 Last year? Remember he lied about being gay 90 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:41,447 until he got really close with all of Sasha’s girls? 91 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,949 Play the game Davis! 92 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,367 And at the end of the year sleepover he fucked 93 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,118 Jude Lee! 94 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,120 That’s why they hate him. 95 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,162 Hey now... 96 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:50,289 Forest, you can’t hit the gay kids 97 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:52,333 I am gay, Doug. 98 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:53,293 Well, you're sports gay. 99 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,711 Okay, there's a difference. 100 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,713 Well, then why don't you just go talk to Sasha? 101 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,089 It's literally the last week of school. 102 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,966 - What do you have to lose? - Right in the lip ring! 103 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,968 She thinks I'm gay. I can't go backwards. 104 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,636 We just talked about this. 105 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:04,971 She’ll never believe I'm instantly 106 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:05,805 changing my sexuality. 107 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,640 I promise you that the moment you open 108 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,350 your mouth, she’ll realize that you’re heterosexual. 109 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:10,643 Well, you want me to lose. 110 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,061 So that's homophobic isn’t it? 111 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:14,230 - Fuck off Davis! - Gladly! 112 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:16,149 Hey, this might be inappropriate, but 113 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,734 you guys know where I can get some Molly around here? 114 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:21,696 Oh, fuck. 115 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,282 - Fuck Jacob! - Jacob! God damn it! 116 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:27,285 What did I say about them homosexuals? 117 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:29,787 See, even when I try to talk to girls 118 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:32,665 I’m taking balls to the face. 119 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,250 This is why I think we can't live together next year. 120 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:34,876 What? 121 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,586 If people think we’re gay now 122 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,629 Imagine when we're living in the same room. 123 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:40,006 Oh, God, we're going to be in bunk beds-- 124 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,591 Alex, shut up. 125 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,259 When did this become about college? 126 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:43,885 You don't understand. 127 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:44,886 If I don't start hitting pussy 128 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:47,680 on my dad's timeline, my future is fucked. 129 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,514 Do you really want to work 130 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,099 at your dad's construction company? 131 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:53,019 No. I'm going to own my dad's construction company. 132 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:53,561 But apparently 133 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:55,980 Virgins can't own construction companies. 134 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,273 I mean, he's not wrong. 135 00:05:57,273 --> 00:06:00,026 - Okay, whatever. - Alex, are you... 136 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,360 Are you being for real right now? 137 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,447 I love you, 138 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,199 you're my best friend. 139 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,618 And I know there's a world where I'm getting hot girls 140 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:11,621 and you're in my life. 141 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:13,664 You just need to change who you are on a 142 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:14,207 fundamental level. 143 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,124 Alex! 144 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:16,209 Wait, what? 145 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,210 You just need to change who you are on a 146 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,461 - fundamental level. - You’re gay! 147 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,545 I'm coming dad! 148 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:20,254 Wait, Alex. 149 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:22,632 That's not how you end a conversation. 150 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:28,888 [TV show playing] 151 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:32,266 - Hey mom? - Hmm? 152 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,560 Would it be like, a big problem 153 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,231 if I was gay? 154 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:42,735 I'm sorry. 155 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:47,365 Are we doing coming out? 156 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,242 Is that what's happening? 157 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,954 No. But I don't really... 158 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:53,621 It's just like, 159 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:56,791 if everyone else thinks that I'm gay, then am I not, 160 00:06:57,125 --> 00:07:00,128 like, clocking something or? 161 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,798 Do you feel gay? 162 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,467 - Mom, stop. - I- No, I mean 163 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,427 I mean, I'm sorry. 164 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:09,762 Obviously no. 165 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:11,848 Is it 166 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:14,433 Wait is this about Alex? 167 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:15,685 Oh fuck, no. 168 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,604 I mean, even if I was gay, it would not be for him. 169 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,523 I don't know, he's kind of handsome. 170 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:24,318 Mom. First of all, ew. But no. 171 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:29,282 Look, Ethan, I think you are an exceptional guy. 172 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:33,035 And how other people see you 173 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:35,454 That's not who you are. 174 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:37,874 You decide who you are. 175 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,918 The homosexual it is true at times does adopt 176 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:41,961 The clothing 177 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,379 or the makeup of a woman, 178 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:45,756 to lure members of his own sex 179 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:48,384 But this is not so for the transv- 180 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:53,890 [”CBS” by Rockie Fresh playing] 181 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,516 Hey. 182 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,602 Fuck what? 183 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:58,311 Nothing, I just 184 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,354 I wanna stay friends still. 185 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:01,606 Can we do this later? 186 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,816 I'm trying to get fucking ripped right now. 187 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:06,485 I just, I was thinking last night. Okay? 188 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:08,946 And the only way that I could think, to make 189 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:12,825 you seem not super gay is if I was a girl. 190 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:13,951 But... 191 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,411 Dude what are you talking about? 192 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:15,828 Think about it. 193 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,455 If everyone thinks you're dating. Right? 194 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:21,125 And I was suddenly a girl, then that would technically 195 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,835 make you straight. 196 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,462 But I would still be fucking you. 197 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:25,671 Which would be fucking a butt. 198 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,006 Well you’d heterosexually be fucking a butt. 199 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:27,673 That's not the problem. 200 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,217 - The problem is that- - You would be trans! 201 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:29,675 Exactly. 202 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:32,678 And that's not something I can just like lie about. 203 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:43,648 But maybe we can lie about it. 204 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:44,649 No. 205 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,359 I was just saying that I can't Alex. 206 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,443 That’s like really fucked up. 207 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:50,821 Not you. Both of us. We both pretend to be trans. 208 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,699 Think about it. This will fix all of our problems. 209 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,243 We’re basically already pretending to be gay. 210 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:58,246 So why don't we just level up and take it one step further? 211 00:08:58,579 --> 00:08:59,372 You're a genius. 212 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,374 I can't tell if you're being serious 213 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,708 - You being serious right now? - No you're a genius. 214 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,335 This is your best idea yet. 215 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:05,044 - No. - Come on. 216 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:08,047 - No no no no Alex. - You’re a genius. 217 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:16,138 [”The American Experiment” by MGNA Crrrta playing] 218 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:20,726 Alex! Alex stop! This is a bad idea. 219 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:21,435 Psyche! 220 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:27,608 Alex! 221 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:28,651 Hey! 222 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,444 Hey! 223 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:33,155 Stop! 224 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:35,741 Would you relax? 225 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,410 It's going to be fine. Think about it. 226 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,745 They can't do shit to us without being transphobic. 227 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,706 This plan is bulletproof, okay? 228 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,541 This is a direct path to Sasha's heart. 229 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:44,583 Pussy. 230 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:45,376 And her tits, 231 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,336 which are the pussies of the chest. Put that on. 232 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,382 Alex. 233 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,759 Ethan! Oh, fuck. You need a new name. 234 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,428 I don’t think you can be a girl named Ethan. 235 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,388 Blake Lively’s name is Blake. 236 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,140 Yeah, but Ryan Reynolds isn't going. 237 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,057 Oh, yeah. 238 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:02,643 Blake, that pussy is mine. Blake. What? 239 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,854 What do you think he's going. Oh, yeah Blake Lively. 240 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,981 That pussy is mine. Blake Lively. 241 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,149 I don't know if I was fucking her. 242 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,608 I think I would call her Blake Lively. 243 00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:11,027 I don't care, Alex. 244 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,070 My mom cannot find out about what 245 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:13,779 Whatever this is. 246 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,615 She was literally transphobic last night to my face. 247 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:19,118 Okay, whose parents aren’t fucking transphobic. It's fine. 248 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,828 We'll just tell the girls my parents are Catholic. 249 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,789 If they find out, my dad will fucking crucify us like 250 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,792 girl dicks in the wind. 251 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,544 No no no no, I'm sorry. 252 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:29,003 Bye! 253 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:35,051 Don’t leave me! Fuck. 254 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,262 [School bell rings] 255 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,305 - They're coming. - What? 256 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,348 - They’re coming! - Who? 257 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,307 - The girls! - All of them? 258 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,267 - Yes! - Fuck! 259 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:44,810 What did you think would happen? 260 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:45,561 I dunno, in my head 261 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:46,520 it was just Sasha. 262 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,523 - Why? - She's all I think about! 263 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,652 No! Come here. 264 00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:54,945 I don't want the girls to see me change. 265 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,364 I don't want them to know I have a tiny dick. 266 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,281 Then what was your plan here 267 00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:58,699 Because that seems obviously built 268 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,159 into all of this. 269 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,162 You know, I'm still growing. 3 inches out of both heads. 270 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,664 Oh my God. 271 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:09,543 Ow! 272 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,170 - Ladies first. - I hate you. 273 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,129 I was talking about myself 274 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,633 Please ya’ll help me! 275 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,260 Bro. Bro what the fuck? 276 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,347 Oh, my God, how many tampons did you lose up there? 277 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,350 - Oh, at least two, maybe? - Forest! 278 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,060 No. Wash your hands, please. 279 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,104 Bro, vaginas are self-cleaning. I can just reach up in there. 280 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,146 No. You can't. 281 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:31,816 That's how yeast infections happen. You should know this. 282 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,194 Where are y'all going? 283 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,321 We're sanitizing our hands, Victoria. We don't want to 284 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:40,032 reach inside you with shit on our fingers. 285 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,034 Okay. 286 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,953 Well, guys... 287 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,205 Ya’ll , everyone just stop okay? 288 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,541 Just let Sasha and Forest do it. 289 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,710 I feel like there's too many cooks in my kitchen. 290 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,713 I don’t wanna get like 291 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,799 toxic shock. Y'all hurry! 292 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:57,716 Oh my God. 293 00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:58,342 Oh, babe, 294 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,345 I think you're really gonna have to reach up inside me. 295 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,305 I need to dry my hands. 296 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:06,308 Just grab a towel from the shower. 297 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,898 Uh, hello... 298 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,901 Fellow women. 299 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,653 Pussy. 300 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,530 - Those whores? - Those whores are 301 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:20,656 starting rumors about us 302 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,908 This is so exciting for me. 303 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,452 Welcome, come on, come on. 304 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,995 Don't be shy. 305 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,205 Oh, Sorry. 306 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,540 What are your names? 307 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,459 Oh, I'm Alex, this is Ethan. 308 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,669 Okay, Alexa and Ethanette. 309 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,921 Just Alex is good. 310 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:37,339 Don't interrupt me. 311 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,594 So here's the deal. 312 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:44,763 Being a woman isn't all fun and games 313 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:47,766 and shaking ass and self-care, 314 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:50,102 especially if you're trans. 315 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,605 Okay, so if you're gonna do this correctly, 316 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,357 you need to pass like real girls. 317 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,151 Like this situation 318 00:12:57,151 --> 00:13:00,154 going on I don't want to be a bitch. 319 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,114 But you're built like a cardboard box 320 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:05,367 and this Little Mermaid getup is not doing you any favors. 321 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,119 I can take it off. 322 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,371 Oh, no. 323 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,123 Honestly, you should probably wear a hoodie. 324 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,167 Forest is probably your size. 325 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,920 You can borrow one from them. 326 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,923 - Sup, player? - Not much, bro. 327 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,468 Like you guys go. 328 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,677 Come on. Okay. 329 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:24,970 Weird girls are the last venture 330 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,473 of pussy we gotta hit before graduation. 331 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,183 And that shit might be crazy. 332 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,184 It might have dyed hair. 333 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,644 I don't know, dude. My sister says they 334 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,436 peg guys like me. 335 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,940 So you're a transgender woman? 336 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,817 Yeah, both of us gals. 337 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,903 You're doing much better than her. 338 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,154 - Who? - Alexa. 339 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,280 Oh. 340 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,490 Don't tell her I said that. 341 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,493 Okay. 342 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:48,994 Okay, 343 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,997 so what kind of makeup look do you want? 344 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:55,334 Respectfully, I don't think I'm much of a makeup girl. 345 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,544 Every girl’s a makeup girl. 346 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,045 Girls wear makeup and hate their legs. 347 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,631 And boys for baseball hats and don't wash their ass. 348 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,634 That's how it works. 349 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,015 Fuck off Jacob! 350 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:13,477 Look at these faggots! 351 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,479 Fantastic views. 352 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:18,482 We have a gender reveal. 353 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,985 - Fuck. - Fuck. 354 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,362 So, what are your new names? 355 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,030 Just Ethan is fine. 356 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,532 I'm actually keeping Alex, too. It's. 357 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,158 It's pretty gender fluid. Anyway. 358 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,827 You want some of my gender fluid? 359 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,453 Oh, he talking about bussin’! 360 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,830 Jacob! 361 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,373 Oh, and what are your pronouns? 362 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,666 We'll. We'll make an intercom 363 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,751 announcement so no one messes up. 364 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,754 She/her, he/him, 365 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,548 They/them 366 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,716 It/its 367 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,551 What are you doing? You can’t be in here! 368 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,554 You can't be in here. 369 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,430 Come on. 370 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,098 I need to finish your makeup. 371 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,309 No thank you. 372 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,978 If you don't let me do this, 373 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,063 it's like you're taking something from me. 374 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:01,400 And that's not very “girls supporting girls” 375 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,568 Oh. 376 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,403 Do you pee sitting down or standing up? 377 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,238 I don't think you're allowed to ask that. 378 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,241 Really. 379 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:16,248 [“I Enjoy Being A Girl” - Pat Suzuki] 380 00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:22,421 What's that? 381 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,589 Oh, those are for the boys. 382 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,757 They wear them every show to hold their 383 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,091 mic pack. 384 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,969 We're not saying here. The stage is Forest’s deal. 385 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,763 I’m the costume room. 386 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,646 Ta-da! 387 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,024 Did you pick that out yourself? 388 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:42,941 Oh, no. 389 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:46,445 Alex just kind of threw it at me, so. 390 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,906 I want you to try something on 391 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,283 Take that bra off. 392 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,379 Sasha? 393 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,381 Hello? 394 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,632 Jesus! 395 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,299 Sorry. 396 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,176 I didn't think anyone was in here. 397 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,179 Dude, is that a potato gun? 398 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:13,639 Yeah. 399 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,516 Miss Beacher’s having me build it for graduation. 400 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,519 She wants confetti to, like, go everywhere 401 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,853 Dude how did you get this thing to shoot? 402 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:20,938 Bro. 403 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,273 - Duh. Safety first. - Please. 404 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,108 Okay, damn. 405 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:24,900 I'm sorry. I'm so excited. 406 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,068 I haven't seen one of these in ages. 407 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,277 I tried to build one 408 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,071 when I was a kid, but I always have, like, 409 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,197 you know, turn valve thing. 410 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:33,200 And then every time I shot it, it would go, “eeeek”. 411 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,494 Oh, yeah? 412 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:35,911 Okay. 413 00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,496 Well, you know, the secret to it 414 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,956 is an electric shut off valve. 415 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,666 - Dude! - For sprinklers. 416 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:41,667 Yeah. 417 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:46,088 So I just wired that to the button so it auto opens. 418 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,756 Dude, how do you know how to do electrical? 419 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,259 Well, I have to make the lights work for the shows. 420 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,343 That's that's so sick. 421 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,011 I've always wanted to know how to do this kind of stuff. 422 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,890 My dad has, like, a construction thing, but 423 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,559 he won't teach me because I'm too short 424 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,478 and I don't have a girlfriend and my dick’s small. 425 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:02,396 It’s fine though. I’m a man. 426 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,772 He's a bitch. 427 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,567 - Whatever. - You're a man? 428 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,610 - Thought you were a girl now. - Yeah. 429 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,613 That's. Fuck. He is not gonna- 430 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,908 That's going to be a tough me. 431 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,705 Want me to show you how I did it? 432 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,789 For real? 433 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:21,874 For real. 434 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,877 Dude. 435 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,716 Did you make this yourself? 436 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,260 Yes. Sit. 437 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:36,263 Please. 438 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,849 My, uh... 439 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,852 Top pick schools didn’t really see my talent. So... 440 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,437 I'm just going to do the costume program 441 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:44,271 at the City College 442 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,274 until I make enough money to move to New York. 443 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,819 And then I'm going to corner a director 444 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,821 and sing at them and be cast in Wicked immediately. 445 00:17:55,407 --> 00:18:05,375 [off-key singing] 446 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,251 That was kind of good. 447 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,254 That was going too good! 448 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,925 Okay. 449 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,889 - Oh my God. - What? 450 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,892 Your eyes are stunning. 451 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,520 I don't know why you hide 452 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,523 under all this hair. 453 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,316 Close your eyes. 454 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,776 Okay. 455 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,319 This will all be over soon. 456 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,654 No, no. 457 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,657 It's fine. 458 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,620 Question for you. 459 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,580 Yeah? 460 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:44,414 Are you really trans? 461 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,624 Aren’t you not supposed to ask that? 462 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,334 Please. I'm part of this gay shit. 463 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,503 Okay, well, if you're, like, non-binary or whatever, 464 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,464 why are you always hanging out with the girls? 465 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,132 Because you've seen how the guys act. 466 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,551 Yeah, but not all boys are like Jacob. 467 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,135 You know? 468 00:18:57,135 --> 00:19:00,180 No, actually, I thought Ethan was pretty cool, 469 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,559 but turns out she's not a boy. 470 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,811 Okay, well, what about me? 471 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,814 You're cooler than I thought, but once again, 472 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,232 not a boy. 473 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,484 Okay, well, now that I'm a 474 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,695 girl, can you, like, start inviting me to girl shit? 475 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,780 What is this girl shit you're imagining, bro? 476 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,823 We're not just like, sitting around 477 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:18,866 fingering each other all the time. 478 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:19,658 You should be! 479 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,661 But, like, don't you just, like, hang out too? 480 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,083 Adjustable wrench. 481 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,296 No, bro, this is a socket wrench. 482 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:32,963 Okay? 483 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:36,216 - Stupid, stupid. Fuck. - Hey. 484 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,886 How about you go grab the fake fruit, 485 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,888 and then you can shoot this when I finish up. 486 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,891 - For real? - For real. 487 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,352 Shoot. Sorry. Okay. Got it. 488 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,693 It's under the football pads and baseball bats. 489 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,695 We did “Damn Yankees”. 490 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,988 You know, baseball players don't wear 491 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,781 like, football pads, right? 492 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,784 Actors don't know that. 493 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,708 Sasha's actually having a grad party tonight. 494 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,878 You can come if you want. 495 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,506 Don't get too excited, though. 496 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,050 I'm only inviting you because I want Ethan there. 497 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,427 Totally, yeah. 498 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,511 I’ll, um... 499 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,181 I gotta check our schedules. 500 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,349 Busy night and everything, 501 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,601 but, we’ll probably swing by no problem. 502 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,313 I feel like that’s maybe a little much. 503 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:35,943 Being a pretty girl is always too much. 504 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,695 That's why it makes men so mad, 505 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:39,571 Thank God I'm not pretty. 506 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,031 So the men will love me. 507 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,450 Bitch! Shut the fuck up. 508 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,077 Yes you are. 509 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,286 All women are beautiful. 510 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,705 - Even the ran through ones. - No, I meant that 511 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,250 I'm not like a like a “girl” girl. 512 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,251 That's transphobic. 513 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:56,254 Okay. 514 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,469 Take a look. 515 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,979 See, I'm actually a genius. 516 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:18,026 Shit. 517 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,112 I have to go to P.E. Here! 518 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,571 Let me help you out of this. 519 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,574 Okay. 520 00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:39,798 What's up? 521 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,801 - What's that face? - Nothing. 522 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,387 You're looking at me like “eh”. 523 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,473 not looking at you, like, “eh”. I'm not thinking 524 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:49,891 about you. I'm thinking about me. 525 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,649 Hey, mom? 526 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,819 Do you think I look like you? 527 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,071 See, I knew it. 528 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,489 You are embarrassed of me. 529 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,283 I'm not embarrassed, I just. 530 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,326 What are you asking? 531 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,661 Are you going to be ugly like me? 532 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,913 Mom, you're literally not ugly. 533 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,832 Whatever. I'm not complaining. 534 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,126 I just- I'm just reassuring you that 535 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,211 no, you are not going to grow up to look like me. 536 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:21,339 And you're not going to grow up to be like me either. 537 00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:23,675 Thank God. 538 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:24,051 I don't know. 539 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,054 I think you're doing just fine. 540 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,478 I mean, 541 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,481 yeah, I think I did pretty good with you. 542 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,858 You got your dad's good looks 543 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,861 and you're a good person. 544 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:43,612 You get it. 545 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:47,449 You see me, you see women, you get how shitty and awful 546 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,202 it is. You're going to be one of the good guys. 547 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,369 I mean, thank God. 548 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,582 I need to have a good man around the house, okay? 549 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:56,625 And I'll make dinner. 550 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,628 And then, I don't know, maybe we could watch something. 551 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,004 We could watch that 552 00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:03,632 stupid show with weird guys that make the weird things. 553 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,216 Yep. 554 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,217 Yeah. 555 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,928 Okay. 556 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:08,470 Well. 557 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,889 - I'm sorry. - Don't be. 558 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:13,892 Yeah. 559 00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:41,169 Damn! 560 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:41,962 Your mom used to be hot? 561 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,797 God, you scared the shit out of me. 562 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:46,341 What are you doing in my mom's room? 563 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,968 I have incredible news. 564 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,053 Okay, tell me over dinner. My mom's cooking. 565 00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,763 No, no, no, no, we don't have time. 566 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,015 Also, don’t tell her what we're doing. 567 00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:54,933 What are we doing? 568 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,394 Okay, what do you think of a pussy eating human centipede? 569 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,896 A pussipede if you will. 570 00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:01,857 I think pinkeye 571 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,150 Eye drops. Good call. 572 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:03,525 What? 573 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,693 What are you talking about? 574 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:06,027 Sasha’s having a party tonight. 575 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:07,904 And guess who got us invited? 576 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:09,990 Oh. 577 00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:13,285 No no no no no no no, you're not skipping this 578 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,119 to go hang out with your mom. 579 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,787 No no no. I just... 580 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:16,788 She's already cooking. 581 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,623 And I promised her that we'd watch our show. 582 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:21,626 So, you know, you can go. 583 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,128 That is some Norman Bates ass shit. 584 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,254 Dude, we're leaving for college soon. 585 00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,755 You got to separate from this woman sometimes. 586 00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,549 I know, I know, but I just. 587 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,259 I think she's in a weird place, and, like, 588 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,136 maybe she, like, needs someone tonight. 589 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,721 Okay, well, that someone could be a date. 590 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,974 We have a party to go to, and honestly, 591 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,476 if she needs dick that bad, I got a little time. 592 00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:39,978 Stop. Time out. 593 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:40,437 Help me. 594 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,688 Help me take out the garbage. 595 00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:43,440 Alright. 596 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,742 Bro, how big you think your mom’s tits are? 597 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,076 I hate this bit. Stop! 598 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:55,994 Respectfully, respectfully. 599 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,204 I'm just wondering if I can wear her 600 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,163 lingerie to the party tonight. 601 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,206 I’m trying to look sexy. 602 00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:02,542 Alex, can we just not go? 603 00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:05,420 What? No, no, no, we have to go. 604 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:08,006 Please, dude. For me? For me. 605 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,049 Okay? 606 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,258 I just need to go to this party tonight 607 00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:11,635 so I can talk to Sasha, 608 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,303 and I can show her how awesome and straight 609 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,180 I am. And she’ll obviously fall in love with me. 610 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,014 And then next next year, 611 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,432 everybody in college is going to think 612 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,184 that I'm the guy with the hot girlfriend. 613 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,310 And you can still be my roommate. 614 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:20,685 Okay? 615 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:23,396 And nobody will think that I'm gay literally ever again. 616 00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:24,314 It's perfect. 617 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:27,025 And you get to be the wingman of the century! 618 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:28,235 Wing-woman. Technically. 619 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:31,238 Come on, just put on a dress for a couple hours. 620 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:31,863 Nobody's going to even know. 621 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,949 It's gonna be fun, I think. Okay. 622 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,867 And then since I'm making out with Sasha, 623 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:37,202 you can come home, watch your stupid 624 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,036 show with your sexy mom. 625 00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:44,042 - I guess. - Yes! That's a yes. 626 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,045 That’s a yes! 627 00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:49,965 Fuck. We need clothes. 628 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,508 Did you invite Victoria? 629 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,968 Regretfully. 630 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,636 Bro, I hate that bitch. 631 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:55,887 She just fucking... 632 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,556 I swear. She just, like, showed up one day. 633 00:25:58,556 --> 00:26:01,559 She just, like, spawned in. 634 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,188 Do you think Alex and Ethan are for real? 635 00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:07,524 Ethan's definitely a girl. 636 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:10,527 You should see how much she hates herself. 637 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,906 Why? 638 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,158 I dunno, like, the whole Davis thing. 639 00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:19,411 Oh, yeah. 640 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,454 I really thought he was gay. 641 00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:23,415 When we did Romeo and Juliet together 642 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,376 He was totally staring at Tristen’s dick print. 643 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,299 Give me that. 644 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:35,260 Right. 645 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,767 Yo, it’s freaky in here. 646 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:43,893 Would you calm down? Nobody’s in here. 647 00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:45,186 What about her? 648 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:47,731 I'll kill her. Come on. 649 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,066 Somebody died 650 00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:53,069 and it's our lucky day. 651 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,113 What kind of girl do you want to be? 652 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,614 You could be a country girl. 653 00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:58,783 You could be a cabaret star. 654 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:01,119 Ethel. Bertha, Any of these old bags. 655 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,829 Oh, Canadian tuxedo. 656 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:05,582 Oh, it's kind of slutty, don't you think? 657 00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,375 Yeah, but what girl doesn’t want to be a slut? 658 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:10,670 I look like my aunt that makes cheap jewelry in Tucson. 659 00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:12,297 And you look like you'd wear it. 660 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,051 I look like I'd fucking break up a marriage. 661 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:17,469 Why the socks? 662 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,303 I don’t wanna be an A cup. 663 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:21,014 That's the worst thing you could be. 664 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,391 Fuck. I'm lopsided. 665 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:24,184 Does that happen to girls? 666 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,227 I don't know, okay? 667 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:29,230 You just. 668 00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:32,942 Va va voom. 669 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,904 Alex, Alex I don’t think 670 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:37,989 I know my husband paid for 671 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,075 your abortion! We were sisters! 672 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,411 Do you want a wig? 673 00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:46,164 What are you like, Gay Easter Bunny? 674 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:49,876 What are you doing? 675 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,211 I’m being sexy. 676 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,837 If I’m Gay Easter Bunny you’re fuckin’ 677 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,798 marching band, Elton John. 678 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:57,092 Elton John's kinda cool. 679 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,135 Help! My baby! 680 00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:00,720 It has a full head of hair. 681 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:02,931 Can we be done? 682 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,974 More looks, more looks! 683 00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:06,851 Oh, fuck. Are you okay? 684 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:07,352 Yeah. 685 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,646 Then more looks! 686 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,523 Can you see my balls? 687 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:11,898 But Mama, 688 00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:13,316 I don't want to go west. 689 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:14,818 You’ll be shitting dysentery 690 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,152 If I have anything to say about it, 691 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,613 - we're both going west! - But Mama! 692 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:19,864 Mooooo! 693 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,033 That's not the sound that unicorns make. 694 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:22,617 Okay? 695 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:25,578 What do they make? Like G-A-A-A-A-A-Y! 696 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,205 Am I tucked in? 697 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:29,541 Is that the phrase? 698 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:30,708 What? 699 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:33,878 You look good. 700 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,005 You know, I like them, you know, kind of freaky 701 00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:36,548 and mentally disturbed. 702 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,716 - Do they feel real? - Should I...? 703 00:28:38,716 --> 00:28:40,468 I mean, have you ever felt a boob before? 704 00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:43,430 No Alex. And neither have you. 705 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,473 Like this? 706 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:46,224 Bro, you gotta have it in you. 707 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:47,517 I don't know, 708 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,352 Side! Forward! Side! Forward! 709 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:51,563 - Come on. - Oh, okay. 710 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,065 Now throw your ass into it. 711 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,776 What do you say when you're trying to, like, 712 00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:58,528 objectify a woman's mental health? 713 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,655 Nothing. You don't say anything. 714 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:01,781 Sorry. I love all women 715 00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:06,119 Shit, I look good. 716 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,037 I look like I'm about to coach a girls 717 00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:10,748 basketball team to a state championship. 718 00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:13,751 Rebound ladies! 719 00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:17,046 Actually, you know what 720 00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:20,049 I look like Dolly. 721 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:21,134 Dude. 722 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:23,470 Come on. 723 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,930 Hey, I knew it was you two bitches in there. 724 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,766 Mother. Fuck! 725 00:29:28,766 --> 00:29:31,102 Davis, what the fuck are you doing here? 726 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,437 I don't know, getting my pussy waxed. 727 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:33,771 What are you girls doing here? 728 00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:36,274 We're going to Sasha's. Running from Jacob. 729 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:37,358 - You wanna drive us? - Please. 730 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,363 - Yeah, fine. Get in. - Yes! Shotgun! 731 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:43,948 Be careful. 732 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:44,866 - Get in the car! - What are you-? 733 00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,784 It was open! Sorry! 734 00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:49,787 - Oh my God. - Sorry. Sorry. 735 00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:51,289 - Ready? - Yeah. 736 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:53,625 - Do you have AC? - Shut up! 737 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:04,135 Josh, you're not listening to me. 738 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:05,762 No no no no no. Listen to me! 739 00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:06,346 This party? 740 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:08,306 There’s no boys here, okay? 741 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:11,142 There’s trans girls here and there’s girls. 742 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,353 You come here. I'm gonna fucking spit on you. 743 00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,354 I’m gonna spit on you. 744 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:15,313 And I'm gonna smack you. 745 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,981 And not in the way you like you dirty bitch. 746 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:17,565 Okay? 747 00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:20,735 I won't touch your dick for so fucking long if you show up. 748 00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:23,696 I'm not even fucking kidding you. 749 00:30:23,821 --> 00:30:28,368 Okay, Ethan. 750 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:29,994 It's all looking very hot. 751 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:32,664 And Alex is, a... 752 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,290 completely different story. 753 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:36,501 - I love myself. - That's totally valid. 754 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:37,835 It's just you can maybe love yourself 755 00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:39,754 in a more aesthetically pleasing way 756 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:41,714 Whatever. Leather's for the gays, isn't it? 757 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:42,966 - Oh, my God, - What? I'm learning. 758 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,050 Okay, it's my community now. 759 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:45,176 I'm diving in. 760 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,303 Just shut up, please. 761 00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,889 I mean, you're definitely not a leather queer. 762 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:51,683 What do you know? You're straight anyway. 763 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,434 Oh my God, no I'm not. 764 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:54,561 Yeah, well, what about that girl? 765 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,688 Jude Lee? 766 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:59,315 He's trans. 767 00:30:59,315 --> 00:30:59,983 What? 768 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,025 Yeah, alright? 769 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:02,610 He came out a month into college. 770 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:04,988 He just didn't wanna tell the girls. So I kept his secret. 771 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:10,493 You let the girls hate you just to keep a secret? 772 00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:12,287 Yeah. 773 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:15,123 I mean, they're only allies when it's convenient for them. 774 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,207 And I’m not going to surround myself 775 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,458 or be friends with people that are 776 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:20,420 constantly questioning my sexuality. 777 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:21,629 Yeah. 778 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:24,048 Anyway, 779 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:25,842 be careful tonight. 780 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:26,968 Stick together. 781 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:29,971 Do not trust anyone except each other. 782 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:31,723 You got it. 783 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:35,852 Okay, now get out of my car, because I have to go black out 784 00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:38,855 with my dads and watch Funny Girl. 785 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,110 Alex, please be careful with those big fucking feet. 786 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:45,820 I'm trying! I’m stuck on the fringe! 787 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,698 - You gotta twist! No I know. - I’m stuck on the fringe! 788 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:51,618 Alex? Alex. Alex! 789 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:52,577 - Can you stop for a sec? - What? 790 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:55,580 - Let's go. Come on. - Just, pause. 791 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:58,249 Can we do a serious really fast? 792 00:31:58,249 --> 00:31:59,751 I want to do a serious okay? There’s seriously, 793 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:00,835 hot girls in there. 794 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:02,754 I need to do a serious. 795 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,422 I’m sorry. Fuck your serious. 796 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:08,092 I seriously need to get this dick sucked. 797 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:13,348 Welcome to womanhood, sluts. 798 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,933 And now the five merry mistresses of the 799 00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:18,269 Rider High Barebacks in 800 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:21,272 First Girls Night! 801 00:32:24,942 --> 00:32:27,236 Oh my fuck! 802 00:32:27,236 --> 00:32:29,447 Is this is straight vodka? 803 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,240 Baby bitches don't need chasers. 804 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,951 And I'm literally 18. 805 00:32:33,951 --> 00:32:36,954 - Pussy! - Pussy! 806 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,122 Pussy. 807 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,295 You need to learn how to swallow. 808 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:45,338 It's literally a female 809 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:46,464 coming of age experience. 810 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:47,715 Bro. Shut up. 811 00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:49,133 - Not all of us suck dick. 812 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,343 She’s trans! 813 00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:53,346 That doesn't automatically mean that she sucks dick. 814 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:56,015 I actually fuck women all the time. 815 00:32:56,015 --> 00:32:59,227 Oh! You're trans lesbian? 816 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:02,355 That's literally so special. 817 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:04,857 Hey, ya’ll two never....? 818 00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:06,859 Nope! That's never been true. 819 00:33:06,859 --> 00:33:09,862 Okay? 820 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:11,030 Come on. 821 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,448 We’ve all experimented. 822 00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:13,324 - Really? - No. 823 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:14,784 I literally kissed you. 824 00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:15,159 Yeah. 825 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,453 And then you immediately pulled back, said yuck, 826 00:33:17,453 --> 00:33:18,996 and set my whole coming out experience 827 00:33:18,996 --> 00:33:20,581 like at least your back. 828 00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:22,166 Don't be a salty bitch. 829 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,251 This is boring. 830 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,169 I want to see y’all kiss. 831 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:26,504 Seven minutes in heaven. 832 00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:45,565 All right. Woo! 833 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:48,192 Come on guys, leave ‘em be. 834 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:05,918 So... 835 00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:07,170 I’m not going to kiss you. 836 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:10,173 Okay, that's not what the song was about. 837 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,598 What are you so smiley about? 838 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:19,307 Don't worry about it. 839 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,475 It doesn't have to do with you. 840 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,059 Oh, it doesn't have to do with me. 841 00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:22,977 Because last I checked, 842 00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:25,062 we were stuck in somebody's fucking truck together. 843 00:34:25,062 --> 00:34:26,230 Okay well, it's not about you. 844 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:29,233 What is it? 845 00:34:32,069 --> 00:34:37,241 I... think I might... 846 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:41,746 be trans. 847 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:42,705 Yeah. 848 00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:44,415 You are, so am I. 849 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:45,500 Are you keeping up with the plan? 850 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,503 No, like in real life. 851 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,464 What? 852 00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:52,840 Back in the theater 853 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,385 with Sasha, she put this dress on me. And 854 00:34:56,928 --> 00:35:00,807 once I had it on, you know, something kind of clicked. 855 00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:04,435 And that was the thing. 856 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,478 The thing that I was 857 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:08,481 trying to tell you earlier, that was the serious. So. 858 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,152 Are you fucking kidding me? 859 00:35:13,152 --> 00:35:15,029 You can fucking change in front of Sasha? 860 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:15,822 What? No. What? 861 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:17,031 - Was she naked too? - No. 862 00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:17,782 Oh my God, Alex. 863 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,367 That’s my number one crush! 864 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:20,493 Alex! 865 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:22,203 Does Sasha think about me at all? 866 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:23,621 Can I please get a reaction to this? 867 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:24,956 To what? I'm heartbroken. 868 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,958 - To- Trans! - Sorry. 869 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:27,917 What does this have to do with me? 870 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:29,460 Oh my God, it has nothing 871 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:30,169 to do with you. This isn't what you thing. 872 00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:33,130 That's what I was trying to say. 873 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,134 Are you still going to be my friend? 874 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,844 - Oh, bitch! - Alex. 875 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:38,803 Ooh, sorry. 876 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:39,971 Is that misogynistic for me to say now? 877 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,806 I probably shouldn’t hit you either. 878 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:42,682 Just stop. 879 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:45,685 Tell me what's going to your head right now. 880 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:49,105 I mean, honestly? 881 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,898 This makes so much sense. 882 00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:52,775 Every crush you've ever had is a lesbian. 883 00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:54,777 - Facts. Facts! - Okay well... 884 00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:57,405 Honestly, I used to think it was like, kind of like. 885 00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:58,406 cause they kind of like dudes. 886 00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,825 But this math actually makes a lot more sense. 887 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:01,325 Hold on, hold on. 888 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:02,118 I have not- 889 00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:05,329 I have not not exclusively been attracted to lesbians. 890 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:06,998 Oh, do I need to pull out the records? 891 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,624 Okay. Middle school. 892 00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:10,126 That girl with the imaginary horse she 893 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,168 used to ride around the lunchroom. 894 00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:12,170 Oh, what was her name? 895 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,379 You know, with the basketball shorts? 896 00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:13,838 Oh, okay. 897 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:14,964 Well basketball shorts aren't-- 898 00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:17,592 Don't don't directly mean lesbian. 899 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,760 Okay, well, she's dating Claudia Parker now. 900 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:22,597 Okay, fine. That’s one. 901 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,181 You also had a crush on Claudia Parker. 902 00:36:24,181 --> 00:36:25,141 That’s two. 903 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,188 Devastating for you that they're dating now. 904 00:36:31,188 --> 00:36:32,815 It's fine. 905 00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:33,941 Just, sorry. Don't shoot the messenger. 906 00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:36,944 It's fine. 907 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:41,616 What about Forest? 908 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:42,742 Forest is gay. 909 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,745 Forest is hot. 910 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:48,372 I mean Forest is kind of scary. 911 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:50,082 No, dude, Forest is actually 912 00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:51,876 really cool.. We're like homies now. 913 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,960 Like, for real. 914 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,836 I don't think you're homies. 915 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:54,754 They invited me to this party! I can 916 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:55,880 get you into those non-binary pants. 917 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,382 - Hey, yo. Hey, yo. - Stop! 918 00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:01,385 Gross, gross. 919 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,890 Look, I'm. 920 00:37:06,515 --> 00:37:08,976 I'm kind of having 921 00:37:08,976 --> 00:37:10,895 a good time 922 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,898 for, like, the first time in my life, so. 923 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:18,569 Could we just, like, enjoy tonight? 924 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:19,487 Dude? 925 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,405 Yes, that's what I'm fucking talking about. 926 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:22,406 - Ow that hurt. - Sorry. 927 00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,367 Okay. That's the energy I like though. 928 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:28,704 [”Slugger” by SASAMI playing] 929 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,416 Hey what’s up? 930 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:36,462 Hey... girl... 931 00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:43,094 Um, do you come here a lot? 932 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,887 This is my house. 933 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,809 Hi. Can I um... 934 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,272 Yes, you can sit down. 935 00:37:55,272 --> 00:37:57,775 Thanks for inviting us. 936 00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:59,402 Yeah I think we all just needed some 937 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,111 girl time. 938 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,363 Totally. I'm always looking for girl time. 939 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:05,366 You should get that fixed. 940 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:08,703 Forest! 941 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:15,960 - So- - So how did you 942 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:16,627 know that you weren’t a girl? 943 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:17,878 Woah. 944 00:38:17,878 --> 00:38:19,714 That's a crazy thing to come right out with. 945 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,882 No I’m... 946 00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:23,551 I'm sorry. 947 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,094 Oh, no. Hey! 948 00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:27,638 It’s fine. Just... 949 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,141 Ask me in a different way. 950 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,518 Okay. 951 00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:36,313 How did you. 952 00:38:36,313 --> 00:38:39,317 How did you know that you weren’t cis? 953 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:44,822 How do you? 954 00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:46,657 So I thought you were always supposed to 955 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:47,408 have known and like 956 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,201 wanted to kill yourself and stuff. 957 00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:49,827 Yeah. 958 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,371 I guess, I just sort of 959 00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:55,374 woke up one day and was like, “Fuck Barbies are tight.” 960 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:56,834 Oh, okay. 961 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,711 - I get it. Word. - Yeah. 962 00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:00,004 Yeah, totally. 963 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,339 I mean my childhood was like super traumatizing. 964 00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:03,674 - Yeah? - Yeah. 965 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,344 I was Annie. In “Annie”. So. 966 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,888 - Titular... yeah. - Lotta pressure. Right. 967 00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:11,891 Sasha put me in a dress 968 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:14,894 and she did my makeup. 969 00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:16,937 And um... 970 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:19,356 Something kind of... 971 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:22,026 happened. 972 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:24,487 Okay, what happened? 973 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:25,654 Um. 974 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:29,658 I guess 975 00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:32,369 I saw myself 976 00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:34,371 getting older. 977 00:39:34,371 --> 00:39:37,375 And that's never happened, to me before. 978 00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:41,337 So I never really, like, thought about the future. 979 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:46,634 I dunno, I just realized, oh, I can maybe 980 00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:49,261 live. 981 00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:51,055 Like this. 982 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:54,058 - I don't know- - Welcome to the club. 983 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,227 It's actually pretty cool. 984 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,354 It's mostly awesome. 985 00:39:58,354 --> 00:39:59,855 It’s fun. 986 00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:02,149 Actually it's not really that fun. 987 00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:03,859 There’s fun parts of it. 988 00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:04,735 Cool. 989 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:05,903 You’re so weird! 990 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:08,489 Caught me! 991 00:40:09,406 --> 00:40:10,449 Oh my God. 992 00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:13,410 - Blegh! - Stop! 993 00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:19,250 Can you tell me about it? 994 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,253 Cause I'm like. I'm new to this. 995 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:24,171 Yeah. I dunno 996 00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:27,174 if we’re like the same brand of this. 997 00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:29,718 Like... 998 00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:32,721 Totally. Yeah. 999 00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:36,308 Um. I mean... 1000 00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:38,269 We’re both 1001 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:42,314 maybe 1002 00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:43,524 gay? 1003 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:44,900 - What? - Hm? 1004 00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:48,612 Oh I just, y’know I said gay. 1005 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:52,283 Or, lesbian? 1006 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:55,286 Oh. 1007 00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:59,415 So, like, you made that? 1008 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:01,167 You’re like multi-talented or whatever? 1009 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:03,544 I mean, I wouldn't say that. 1010 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:04,753 More like, multi-hyphenate? 1011 00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:07,298 - For sure. - Or a visionary. 1012 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,550 Yeah. Visionary. That suits you. 1013 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:12,303 Thanks! I invented the duct-tape wallet. 1014 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,472 So when you're thinking about the future of yours 1015 00:41:15,472 --> 00:41:18,058 what are you excited about? 1016 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:21,604 I guess maybe I have like one thing 1017 00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,939 that I think about. Like... 1018 00:41:23,939 --> 00:41:26,984 Okay. Tell me. 1019 00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:28,819 It’s kind of vague. 1020 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:29,486 Okay, tell me. 1021 00:41:29,486 --> 00:41:32,489 Okay. 1022 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:34,658 I think about 1023 00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:37,328 holding hands 1024 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:37,912 platonically. 1025 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:39,121 No, platonically like, 1026 00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:42,666 I mean, like holding hands with other girls, 1027 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:44,210 Uh-huh? 1028 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:47,171 Cause, you know, like 1029 00:41:47,504 --> 00:41:49,340 girls can do that. 1030 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,343 They can y’know be 1031 00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:54,845 close with each other and 1032 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,597 have fun. And be hot. 1033 00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:57,932 Okay, so you're trying to be hot? 1034 00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,560 No! No. 1035 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,686 I’m messing with you. 1036 00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:04,104 So what's the list? You can like, 1037 00:42:04,104 --> 00:42:05,314 You can like make stuff. 1038 00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:07,524 You can sing. You can act. 1039 00:42:07,524 --> 00:42:10,277 - Can you dance? - Bitch what do you think? 1040 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,071 I don’t see you doing much right now. 1041 00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:15,074 Oh! I’m gonna finish this. 1042 00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:17,201 Then finish it! 1043 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:17,868 Okay hoe, I got you. 1044 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:20,871 Drink up. 1045 00:42:21,538 --> 00:42:23,540 Woo! 1046 00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:26,043 Come on light weight! 1047 00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:27,169 Fuck you! 1048 00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:29,588 I don’t know. I mean I just like the idea of 1049 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:32,383 you know how girls can be soft 1050 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,718 together? 1051 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:37,721 And you know, kind of 1052 00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:41,809 have fun, dance around. 1053 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,936 - Oh so you want to dance? - Huh? 1054 00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:46,313 You wanna dance. 1055 00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:46,814 Right now? 1056 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:50,150 Yeah. Let’s dance! Come on. 1057 00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:54,697 What is this a dance battle? Are you dance battling me? 1058 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,365 - You tell me. - Don’t want none of this. 1059 00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:58,492 You don't want none of this. 1060 00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:01,495 Oh, what? 1061 00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:06,834 Yeah you can put your hands there. 1062 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:09,837 Yeah, that’s what the girl does. 1063 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:13,257 Oh. Okay. Copy. Sorry. Heard. 1064 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:16,093 I’m new to this. 1065 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:17,720 Yeah, I'm aware. 1066 00:43:29,606 --> 00:43:31,400 Oh, my God. This would be 1067 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,403 so hot if I could be into you. 1068 00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:35,612 Okay, but how do you know 1069 00:43:35,612 --> 00:43:38,115 if someone is interested? 1070 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,784 Huh, what? 1071 00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:44,079 You said you wanted to dance platonically. 1072 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:46,957 How can you know if it’s not platonic? 1073 00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:51,503 Oh, my God, do you want to kiss me? 1074 00:43:51,503 --> 00:43:52,629 Yes. 1075 00:43:52,629 --> 00:43:53,630 You can. 1076 00:43:53,630 --> 00:43:56,634 Oh my God, I promise I'm not into girls. 1077 00:43:57,968 --> 00:43:59,762 Well, that's good, because 1078 00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:02,473 I'm not a girl. 1079 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:03,432 What? 1080 00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:04,558 Yeah. 1081 00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:06,018 I'm a boy. This whole trans thing 1082 00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:08,145 is like totally a joke. 1083 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:11,106 Are you being serious? 1084 00:44:11,106 --> 00:44:13,067 Yeah, but nothing bad, I promise. 1085 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:13,609 It was not in a bad way. 1086 00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:14,943 I mean, Ethan just did it 1087 00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:17,529 because I have a huge crush on you, and we just wanted 1088 00:44:17,529 --> 00:44:18,238 to come hang out. 1089 00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:18,947 You were making all of this up? 1090 00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:20,282 Well, no, not my feelings about you, 1091 00:44:20,282 --> 00:44:21,283 I mean, I 1092 00:44:21,283 --> 00:44:22,451 I'm not just some guy who's like, oh, 1093 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:24,745 I want to fuck you like, I, I think you're really cool. 1094 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,663 Get the fuck out of my house. 1095 00:44:26,663 --> 00:44:27,498 No, Sasha you don't understand! 1096 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:28,332 Forest! 1097 00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:30,292 They were lying. He. 1098 00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:31,752 Ethan is lying about being trans. 1099 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:32,711 That’s not true. No not Ethan! 1100 00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:34,630 Oh my God, get the fuck out of my house! 1101 00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:35,839 Now! 1102 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:38,592 Ethan... 1103 00:44:45,974 --> 00:44:48,519 What? 1104 00:44:49,436 --> 00:44:51,980 Did you not hear me? 1105 00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:54,983 Leave. Now. 1106 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,529 Okay. 1107 00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,238 Ethan. 1108 00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:02,199 Ethan! 1109 00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:15,879 Ethan! 1110 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:19,383 What possibly made you tell her? 1111 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,009 I didn't mean to, okay? It just slipped out. 1112 00:45:21,009 --> 00:45:21,427 I was 1113 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:23,345 I was trying to tell her that you were telling the truth. 1114 00:45:23,345 --> 00:45:24,388 But why? 1115 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:25,431 She said she wasn't into girls, 1116 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:27,641 and I wanted her to know I was straight. 1117 00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:30,227 I just said the thing, but I didn't mean to. 1118 00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:32,396 I didn't mean to, I promise Ethan, I promise 1119 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:35,399 it was an accident. 1120 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:38,735 Please go away. 1121 00:45:38,735 --> 00:45:39,069 No. 1122 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,365 I’m sorry! 1123 00:45:43,365 --> 00:45:44,658 Ethan. 1124 00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:46,910 Fuck. 1125 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:31,121 [”Hungry” by Keni Titus playing] 1126 00:46:46,011 --> 00:46:47,429 Hi Mom. 1127 00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:51,391 Ethan? 1128 00:46:53,018 --> 00:46:56,104 I've had a really horrible night. 1129 00:46:58,232 --> 00:47:01,276 So, can I- 1130 00:47:01,276 --> 00:47:03,153 Can I just have a hug? Maybe? 1131 00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:04,821 No. I just. 1132 00:47:04,821 --> 00:47:07,241 I’d like to... 1133 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:08,867 I’d like to know what I'm looking at. 1134 00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:09,952 If that's okay. 1135 00:47:12,955 --> 00:47:14,957 Okay, um... 1136 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:21,129 -Mom? - You know what? Let's not. 1137 00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:22,798 I don't want to fight about this tonight. 1138 00:47:22,798 --> 00:47:24,341 It doesn't have to be a fight. 1139 00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:25,300 Good night. 1140 00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:29,263 No. 1141 00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:21,398 Ethan. 1142 00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:23,650 Fuck... 1143 00:48:23,650 --> 00:48:25,569 Ethan? 1144 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:28,238 You go first. You’re scarier. 1145 00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:31,533 Well, hello there, Mr. Alex. 1146 00:48:31,533 --> 00:48:33,410 Jacob? 1147 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:34,453 Sup dude. 1148 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:35,913 Guys... 1149 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,373 What? Don't act like I'm so scary. 1150 00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:39,708 I'm not a scary guy. 1151 00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,835 I mean, you did steal Miss Beacher’s cat last year. 1152 00:48:41,835 --> 00:48:44,046 She had it coming. 1153 00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:46,089 Well, you shouldn't be scared of me. 1154 00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:47,758 You're a legend. 1155 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,343 We heard about what you did. 1156 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:50,344 Pretending to be trannies 1157 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,804 to get into the girls lockers, bro. 1158 00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:54,097 That's insane. 1159 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:55,515 Like, that's actually crazy. 1160 00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:56,433 Dude, I don't think I would have 1161 00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:59,269 ever had the balls to do some shit like that. 1162 00:48:59,269 --> 00:49:00,228 Yeah, well, you know. 1163 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,399 You're gonna go down in boy history for this shit. 1164 00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:08,445 Dude, everyone is going to remember your name. 1165 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:10,155 You might be even more rememborable than me, bro. 1166 00:49:10,155 --> 00:49:11,573 And I'm the fucking quarterback. 1167 00:49:11,573 --> 00:49:13,408 Well, I dunno about all that. 1168 00:49:13,408 --> 00:49:15,661 Well, no, I mean, you won't, but 1169 00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:18,664 you'll be big. 1170 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:22,042 Do you know where the theater is? 1171 00:49:43,605 --> 00:49:46,608 Ethan?! 1172 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,704 Oh, guys, the stuff’s actually over here. 1173 00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:00,163 Bro, we’re not actually getting the graduation stuff 1174 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,707 are you fucking kidding me? 1175 00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:05,460 Guys. 1176 00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:07,879 Oh, guys, I don't think we should be in here. 1177 00:50:07,879 --> 00:50:11,091 Bro, come on. We're joining you. 1178 00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:14,094 - Joining me? - With the tranny thing. 1179 00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:15,637 We all want to get into that locker room. 1180 00:50:15,637 --> 00:50:17,097 Just, none of us really thought this was 1181 00:50:17,097 --> 00:50:20,058 possible, but you proved us wrong. 1182 00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:22,352 You guys definitely don't want to go in there. 1183 00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:23,520 Oh, we definitely do. 1184 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:24,771 Oh, bro, you gotta do this one. 1185 00:50:24,771 --> 00:50:26,773 This dress says “I fuck”. 1186 00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:29,276 Bro, shut the fuck up. Let me pick my own shit. 1187 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:37,534 Oh, fuck. 1188 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:38,243 Oh, Jesus. 1189 00:50:38,243 --> 00:50:41,246 What the fuck. 1190 00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:51,339 Davis! 1191 00:50:51,339 --> 00:50:53,049 - Oh thank God. - The fuck do you want? 1192 00:50:53,049 --> 00:50:55,469 - Okay, listen. - Do not come near me. 1193 00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:57,053 I heard what you did. 1194 00:50:57,053 --> 00:50:57,888 You did the same thing. 1195 00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,473 I didn’t! And I told you that I didn't. 1196 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,349 Okay? Like, what is wrong with you? 1197 00:51:01,349 --> 00:51:01,975 Okay, whatever. 1198 00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:03,393 Listen, 1199 00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:05,395 Jacob and the other boys, they're getting in dresses 1200 00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:06,521 and they're going in the girls locker room. 1201 00:51:06,521 --> 00:51:08,523 Oh, I wonder where they got that bright idea. 1202 00:51:08,523 --> 00:51:10,067 Okay, well, it's a lot scarier when they do it. 1203 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:10,901 Oh, my God, 1204 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:13,737 can you straight guys just, like, harass women as men? 1205 00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:14,196 That’s not- 1206 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:16,072 Oh, that's not what I was trying to- 1207 00:51:16,072 --> 00:51:17,449 I was just trying to get everybody understand 1208 00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:19,034 that me and Ethan are not gay. 1209 00:51:19,034 --> 00:51:21,495 Okay, no offense, but it turns out that 1210 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:23,038 she's actually a girl. 1211 00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:24,289 What? 1212 00:51:24,289 --> 00:51:25,624 Ethan. 1213 00:51:25,624 --> 00:51:26,958 She's... 1214 00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:28,710 she's trans. 1215 00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:30,086 Like deadass. 1216 00:51:30,086 --> 00:51:30,962 Oh shit. 1217 00:51:30,962 --> 00:51:32,339 Yeah, she told me the other night 1218 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:33,256 before everything got fucked. 1219 00:51:33,256 --> 00:51:34,090 And now I've been looking for her, 1220 00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,217 and I can't find her anywhere. 1221 00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:36,635 And I want to go to her house. 1222 00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,929 Oh, can you help me? 1223 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,555 Why would I help you? 1224 00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:42,682 Because I don't know, like queer solidarity? 1225 00:51:42,682 --> 00:51:43,767 Not for you. 1226 00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:45,602 I'm not gay. Ethan is! 1227 00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,895 I know that you are not. 1228 00:51:46,895 --> 00:51:48,897 You say it all the time, Alex. 1229 00:51:48,897 --> 00:51:51,399 Okay, please. 1230 00:51:51,399 --> 00:51:54,402 For Ethan. 1231 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:57,280 Okay. 1232 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,283 How can I help you? 1233 00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:02,786 I need Dick Gobbler. 1234 00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:07,082 Are you picking a song? 1235 00:52:07,082 --> 00:52:09,626 Yes, I'm picking a song. 1236 00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:11,294 They didn't wait to throw the first brick at Stonewall 1237 00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:12,587 till they got the jukebox right. 1238 00:52:12,587 --> 00:52:14,214 You cannot talk about Stonewall 1239 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,299 because what the fuck do you know about Stonewall? 1240 00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:18,969 Well, I know that we need to pick up the pace. 1241 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,303 - Okay. See? 1242 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:21,555 See, the vibes are right. 1243 00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:24,808 [”100 Bad (feat. Charli XCX)” by Tommy Genesis playing] 1244 00:52:25,892 --> 00:52:27,477 Let’s go! 1245 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:52,210 Bro, are you fucking kidding me. 1246 00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:53,211 That's a hate crime. 1247 00:52:53,211 --> 00:52:55,297 Actually, this is a hate crime. 1248 00:52:55,297 --> 00:52:57,340 Well, saying “this is a hate crime” is actually 1249 00:52:57,340 --> 00:52:58,967 even more of a hate crime. 1250 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:00,844 - Bro, so deep! - Yeah, I know. 1251 00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:01,970 Just get out. 1252 00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:06,558 I don't think so. 1253 00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:09,394 You know, 1254 00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:12,022 I think we should all take off our clothes. 1255 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:15,025 I mean, that's what the locker room is for, right? 1256 00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:21,197 Okay, great. 1257 00:53:21,197 --> 00:53:22,073 I didn’t know you were taking me to 1258 00:53:22,073 --> 00:53:23,283 Racism L.A. 1259 00:53:23,283 --> 00:53:24,242 She’s not racist! 1260 00:53:24,242 --> 00:53:26,202 I'm Italian, and I'm here all the time. 1261 00:53:26,202 --> 00:53:26,786 Okay. 1262 00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:30,498 Come on. 1263 00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:31,124 Excuse. 1264 00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:33,126 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1265 00:53:33,126 --> 00:53:34,794 I know the kids are telling you that you're gay. 1266 00:53:34,794 --> 00:53:35,211 And maybe. 1267 00:53:35,211 --> 00:53:36,880 Maybe they're saying that you need to be a girl, 1268 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,924 but I think they're putting that on you. 1269 00:53:38,924 --> 00:53:40,884 And now you're doing this because 1270 00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:42,886 you're trying to explain why you're different. 1271 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:44,387 - That’s not it, Mom. - You are beautiful. 1272 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:45,722 You're a handsome boy. 1273 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:48,058 And I don't understand why you want to throw that all 1274 00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:48,975 away to be an ugly girl. 1275 00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:50,560 - Mom! - I am not being mean. 1276 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,811 I am just telling you the truth. 1277 00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:53,813 Because you won't be pretty. 1278 00:53:53,813 --> 00:53:55,941 And that makes life hard. 1279 00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:58,276 - You don't understand. - I don't want your life. 1280 00:53:58,276 --> 00:53:59,861 I don't want to be like this. 1281 00:53:59,861 --> 00:54:01,363 Oh, what? Sorry! Sorry! 1282 00:54:01,363 --> 00:54:02,739 So you don't want this? 1283 00:54:02,739 --> 00:54:03,490 You think I'm- 1284 00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:05,533 I'm trying to have this life. 1285 00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:07,744 I'm trying to get us out of here. 1286 00:54:07,744 --> 00:54:09,996 And I need you to help me do that. 1287 00:54:09,996 --> 00:54:12,624 Because I don't have options, Ethan. 1288 00:54:12,624 --> 00:54:14,584 And you don't, either. 1289 00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:18,672 And if you do this, if you just change everything, 1290 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,006 if you throw it away, 1291 00:54:20,006 --> 00:54:21,925 you're thrown away your future and your throwing away 1292 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:22,509 mine too. And I don’t 1293 00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:24,344 understand how you can be so selfish. 1294 00:54:24,344 --> 00:54:25,804 This isn't about me being selfish. 1295 00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:28,264 It's not selfish for me to want to be happy, mom. 1296 00:54:28,264 --> 00:54:29,099 Happy? 1297 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,101 What do you think you're going to be happy? 1298 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:33,728 Have you ever met a happy transgender? 1299 00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:35,438 Ethan! 1300 00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:36,481 [”Ave Maria” playing] 1301 00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:37,232 What?! 1302 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:38,441 Don’t get mad at Ethan about the dress 1303 00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:40,819 because it was my idea. 1304 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:44,030 Because I’m actually gay. 1305 00:54:44,030 --> 00:54:45,907 This is my lover, 1306 00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:47,117 Davis. 1307 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:50,120 What? Oh. 1308 00:54:50,912 --> 00:54:53,373 Yep. Very much in love. 1309 00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:55,542 Okay, so Ethan doesn’t deserve 1310 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:57,293 any of your homophobia. 1311 00:54:57,293 --> 00:54:58,920 I do. 1312 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,296 Because I’m a real-life gay guy. 1313 00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:03,550 Alex, shut the fuck up! 1314 00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:10,640 [Boys yelling] 1315 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,475 Guys! I know stage combat. 1316 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:13,977 Is that like real combat? 1317 00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:16,312 Yeah. Except no one gets hurt. 1318 00:55:16,312 --> 00:55:18,314 Not sure it's gonna be useful in this situation. 1319 00:55:18,314 --> 00:55:20,817 [Banging on door] 1320 00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:37,000 Mom... 1321 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,335 I wish I could be happy 1322 00:55:39,335 --> 00:55:42,338 in the body that you gave me. 1323 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:49,262 I wish... I fucking wish 1324 00:55:49,262 --> 00:55:51,181 that I could do all of the things 1325 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:53,099 that you think I can do as a boy. 1326 00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:56,102 But I can't. 1327 00:55:56,394 --> 00:56:00,190 Every part of my body, my- my brain, my lungs, 1328 00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:01,441 my fucking soul, 1329 00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:04,486 every- every part of me wants to be understood 1330 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:09,199 and and thought of and seen and held as a girl. 1331 00:56:14,245 --> 00:56:15,371 I want people 1332 00:56:15,371 --> 00:56:18,374 to see me that way. 1333 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:22,170 I need it to live. Mom. 1334 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,217 And I'm terrified. 1335 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,718 I'm so scared. 1336 00:56:28,718 --> 00:56:31,721 I'm scared about how hard it's going to be. But 1337 00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:35,683 the not doing it. 1338 00:56:35,683 --> 00:56:38,686 It's so much harder. Mom. 1339 00:56:39,854 --> 00:56:40,563 It's so hard 1340 00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:43,566 that it might kill me. 1341 00:56:46,402 --> 00:56:48,238 I don't know if... 1342 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:51,241 If you want that kind of kid. 1343 00:56:54,452 --> 00:56:57,455 I want to be your child. 1344 00:56:59,624 --> 00:57:02,627 I just can't be your son. 1345 00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:06,089 Sorry. 1346 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:08,591 I know this isn't a good time, but 1347 00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:10,593 Jacob and all the boys are trying to force their way 1348 00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:13,346 into the girls’ locker room in dresses. 1349 00:57:13,346 --> 00:57:14,013 - What? - Yeah. 1350 00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:17,016 So we kind of need to go if we're gonna stop them. 1351 00:57:23,439 --> 00:57:25,191 Okay, 1352 00:57:25,191 --> 00:57:28,194 okay. 1353 00:57:47,255 --> 00:57:48,214 Okay. I have a plan. 1354 00:57:48,214 --> 00:57:49,799 Grab the “Damn Yankees” stuff. It’s in the back. 1355 00:57:49,799 --> 00:57:51,509 I think you need to stop making plans. 1356 00:57:51,509 --> 00:57:52,719 Okay, well, this one's better, bitch. 1357 00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:53,595 Thank God, because I don't know 1358 00:57:53,595 --> 00:57:54,971 if you can mess stuff up more. 1359 00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:56,431 At least I'm doing something. 1360 00:57:56,431 --> 00:57:58,474 Okay, I'm just going to go get the stuff. 1361 00:57:58,474 --> 00:58:00,310 Hey, you know, I actually really care about you, right? 1362 00:58:01,394 --> 00:58:02,270 Hey. 1363 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:04,480 What? What do you want? 1364 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:05,148 Why are you still mad at me? 1365 00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:05,982 Why do you think? 1366 00:58:05,982 --> 00:58:07,275 I think you need to calm down. 1367 00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:08,693 Because I will have fixed all of this in a- 1368 00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:10,111 Fuck, like so soon. 1369 00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:11,905 You didn't fix anything, Alex. 1370 00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:13,865 You only started more problems. 1371 00:58:13,865 --> 00:58:14,324 Okay, well, 1372 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:15,658 what I started was your gender, 1373 00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:16,284 which I actually think is 1374 00:58:16,284 --> 00:58:17,577 a pretty two thumbs up thing to have done. 1375 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:19,621 You know, my mom won't talk to me anymore because of you. 1376 00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:20,246 Who cares? 1377 00:58:20,246 --> 00:58:21,456 We're going to college. It doesn't matter. 1378 00:58:21,456 --> 00:58:23,499 I care. 1379 00:58:23,499 --> 00:58:26,502 It's my mom. 1380 00:58:26,502 --> 00:58:28,296 If I don't have her then I don't have anyone. 1381 00:58:28,296 --> 00:58:30,173 Alex, I don't have a family. 1382 00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:30,673 That's not true. 1383 00:58:30,673 --> 00:58:33,676 - I'm your family. - No, you're not. 1384 00:58:33,801 --> 00:58:36,804 You don't do the right thing, Alex. 1385 00:58:37,513 --> 00:58:38,848 I know that you think you’re my friend 1386 00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:39,641 But... 1387 00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:42,560 the only person that you think about is you. 1388 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,563 And I don't want people in my life that are like that. 1389 00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:50,026 Well, what about next year? 1390 00:58:50,026 --> 00:58:53,029 I don't want to live with you next year. 1391 00:58:55,031 --> 00:58:58,034 I don't want to be friends with you anymore. 1392 00:58:58,117 --> 00:58:58,993 I think you were right. 1393 00:58:58,993 --> 00:59:01,996 And I think we should be apart 1394 00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:06,334 for both of us. 1395 00:59:08,419 --> 00:59:11,422 I'm going to go help Davis. 1396 00:59:21,307 --> 00:59:28,231 [Boys grunting] 1397 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:30,733 It’s hot as balls in here bro. 1398 00:59:32,568 --> 00:59:35,071 Jacob, your biceps are looking huge, man. 1399 00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:36,197 Thanks, bro. 1400 00:59:36,197 --> 00:59:38,783 I got this on my own. 1401 00:59:38,783 --> 00:59:40,493 You are looking absolutely cut. 1402 00:59:40,493 --> 00:59:42,078 The diet is for sure working. 1403 00:59:42,078 --> 00:59:44,580 You don't have to work on my legs? 1404 00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:46,457 I feel like, 1405 00:59:46,457 --> 00:59:48,251 I feel like my legs are kinda mid. 1406 00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:50,253 No, man, they look great. 1407 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:51,754 Like the definition here looks insane. 1408 00:59:53,589 --> 00:59:55,591 Shut up. 1409 00:59:55,591 --> 00:59:58,469 You sound like you’re fucking! 1410 00:59:58,469 --> 00:59:59,846 We are not fucking! 1411 00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:01,139 You do sound like you're having sex out there. 1412 01:00:01,139 --> 01:00:03,433 Someone find a crowbar or something! 1413 01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:05,268 [knocking] 1414 01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:17,030 Go. 1415 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:18,281 Fuck off! 1416 01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:21,576 It's Ethan. 1417 01:00:21,576 --> 01:00:22,827 How is that different? 1418 01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:24,996 Oh, my God, she really is trans. 1419 01:00:24,996 --> 01:00:26,622 Stop being fucking assholes. 1420 01:00:26,622 --> 01:00:28,958 Why would we trust you, Davis? 1421 01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:31,044 Because Jude is a trans guy. 1422 01:00:31,044 --> 01:00:34,047 I'm still gay. 1423 01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:35,882 Really? 1424 01:00:35,882 --> 01:00:36,716 Yes! 1425 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:39,302 You all need to get a lot better about queer identity. 1426 01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:42,305 Now, please let us the fuck in. 1427 01:00:47,477 --> 01:00:49,145 Name yourself. 1428 01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:50,396 Yo, it’s Alex. 1429 01:00:50,396 --> 01:00:52,940 Sorry I ran. Saw some hotties. You know how it is. 1430 01:00:52,940 --> 01:00:55,943 I brought a crowbar. 1431 01:00:57,904 --> 01:01:00,907 It's locked. 1432 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:18,216 I'm sorry. 1433 01:01:18,216 --> 01:01:20,093 You have nothing to be sorry for. 1434 01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:22,762 I think I'm the one that fucked up here. 1435 01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:25,181 I mean, I, I guess straight culture is probably 1436 01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:27,350 the real problem, but... 1437 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:28,768 I think Alex is the real problem. 1438 01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:33,648 I think you're right. 1439 01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:37,777 Do you hate me? 1440 01:01:37,777 --> 01:01:40,780 No, I, I actually really like you. 1441 01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:46,869 Okay, so what are we gonna do? 1442 01:01:46,869 --> 01:01:48,955 Alex actually has a plan. 1443 01:01:48,955 --> 01:01:50,206 We have stuff here for 1444 01:01:50,206 --> 01:01:51,374 you guys to fight your way out, 1445 01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:54,252 and he's going to give us a signal when it's time to go. 1446 01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:55,795 Okay. What’s the signal? 1447 01:01:56,087 --> 01:01:56,921 [”Time Warp” by Richard O’Brien playing} 1448 01:01:56,921 --> 01:01:57,713 Sup! 1449 01:01:58,881 --> 01:01:59,715 [Potato gun shooting] 1450 01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:04,345 Signal! 1451 01:02:07,723 --> 01:02:09,684 I guess that’s it. 1452 01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:10,685 Scatter! 1453 01:02:17,191 --> 01:02:19,235 - Are those from the play? - Are those from the play! 1454 01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:20,361 I don't know. 1455 01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:22,405 Everybody grab some. 1456 01:02:26,951 --> 01:02:28,619 What are you saying? 1457 01:02:28,619 --> 01:02:30,872 Flank the gun! 1458 01:02:30,872 --> 01:02:31,873 Okay! Okay! 1459 01:02:37,628 --> 01:02:40,256 Yee-haw motherfuckers! 1460 01:02:41,132 --> 01:02:44,635 Oh. Wow. 1461 01:02:50,183 --> 01:02:52,185 Ah! Ow! 1462 01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:56,731 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1463 01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:59,358 Stage combat, bitch! 1464 01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:01,652 Damn. You're gorgeous. What up? 1465 01:03:01,652 --> 01:03:03,362 Hello, can I help you with something? 1466 01:03:03,362 --> 01:03:04,947 Yo what are you doing later? C’mon. 1467 01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:09,494 You know, I'm not really involved in this at all. 1468 01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:12,497 And I just will say, I also, loving the dresses. 1469 01:03:12,747 --> 01:03:15,750 You guys should try it out more often. 1470 01:03:15,791 --> 01:03:17,293 You could have been one of us Alex! 1471 01:03:17,293 --> 01:03:20,296 I'll see titties somewhere else. 1472 01:03:25,009 --> 01:03:28,304 I'm sorry about everything I said at the party. 1473 01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:29,180 It's. 1474 01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:30,139 It's fine. 1475 01:03:30,139 --> 01:03:31,891 I mean, it's not fine. 1476 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:34,310 It hurt like a bitch when you said that. But 1477 01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:36,729 it'll be okay. 1478 01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:40,316 It was really all Alex’s fault anyway. 1479 01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:42,610 How are you okay with him? 1480 01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:43,319 Girl, I’m not. 1481 01:03:44,820 --> 01:03:45,530 Like at all. 1482 01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:48,658 This is where I say something cool. 1483 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,535 Okay then, say it! 1484 01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:59,794 Thank you. 1485 01:04:01,462 --> 01:04:02,797 You know, I don't believe in labels 1486 01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:05,174 but, y’know, we can see where things go. 1487 01:04:05,174 --> 01:04:06,509 I'm just saying, you know. 1488 01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:07,843 Oh fuck! 1489 01:04:21,524 --> 01:04:22,858 Boys rule. 1490 01:04:22,858 --> 01:04:25,903 Girls drool. 1491 01:04:43,129 --> 01:04:44,839 Tampons! 1492 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:47,466 [”Girls Chase Boys” by Ingrid Michaelson playing] 1493 01:04:53,055 --> 01:04:55,933 Aaah! Oh fuck! 1494 01:04:55,933 --> 01:04:56,934 Shit! 1495 01:04:56,934 --> 01:04:58,936 Oh! No! No! No! 1496 01:05:13,784 --> 01:05:16,787 In light of recent events, 1497 01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:20,499 we feel it is best to get rid 1498 01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:24,003 of gendered bathrooms. 1499 01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:15,638 Apparently we can't trust any of you 1500 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:18,015 with anything! 1501 01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:20,601 So, fuck it. 1502 01:06:20,601 --> 01:06:23,270 Use whatever bathroom you like. 1503 01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:25,856 Who cares? 1504 01:06:25,856 --> 01:06:28,192 [microphone feedback] 1505 01:06:45,376 --> 01:06:47,169 Can you help me with my makeup when you're done? 1506 01:06:47,169 --> 01:06:48,671 No, I have to do my own. 1507 01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:50,756 I know, bitch, that's why I said when you're done. 1508 01:06:50,756 --> 01:06:53,718 Oh, my God, why are you cursing at me? 1509 01:06:54,593 --> 01:06:56,971 This might not be like a super good gender thing, but 1510 01:06:56,971 --> 01:06:57,888 do you know how to tie a tie? 1511 01:06:59,306 --> 01:07:01,851 Yeah. Come here. 1512 01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:07,732 Are you and Alex still not good? 1513 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:11,277 I haven't seen him 1514 01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:14,405 since, you know, 1515 01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:17,408 the big fight, so. 1516 01:07:18,075 --> 01:07:19,368 I'm sure he's just in the other bathroom 1517 01:07:19,368 --> 01:07:22,371 getting ready. 1518 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:23,789 Yeah. 1519 01:07:23,998 --> 01:07:25,249 Are you gonna leave my collar up? 1520 01:07:25,249 --> 01:07:26,250 No, sorry. Sorry. 1521 01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:56,572 - Hey. - Ethan? 1522 01:07:57,281 --> 01:08:00,284 - No, it's it's Alex. - Oh Jesus. 1523 01:08:03,621 --> 01:08:06,081 I know you like 1524 01:08:06,081 --> 01:08:07,708 don't think that there's any men in your life 1525 01:08:07,708 --> 01:08:10,711 now that Ethan's, like, a girl or whatever. 1526 01:08:12,046 --> 01:08:12,588 And I know you're probably like 1527 01:08:12,588 --> 01:08:13,756 “Oh, I lost all the other men 1528 01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:14,799 in my life, even though I know how to 1529 01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:15,424 suck dick.” But- 1530 01:08:15,424 --> 01:08:16,550 Jesus! Alex! 1531 01:08:16,550 --> 01:08:18,052 Sorry. 1532 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:18,928 But... 1533 01:08:21,472 --> 01:08:23,432 I'm a man, 1534 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:27,019 and I can step up Mary, I, I know I like 1535 01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:30,064 I have to go to college and everything, but I can 1536 01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:31,816 I can fix things and I can take the trash out. 1537 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:33,651 Whatever you need. 1538 01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:33,943 Okay? 1539 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:36,946 So don't 1540 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:38,823 worry about Ethan, because 1541 01:08:38,823 --> 01:08:39,490 you got me, baby. 1542 01:08:39,490 --> 01:08:42,493 Okay? 1543 01:08:42,827 --> 01:08:45,746 Hon... 1544 01:08:45,746 --> 01:08:47,414 Alex, babe. 1545 01:08:47,414 --> 01:08:49,542 Look, I know, 1546 01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:51,126 I know, we have our, like, fun banter, 1547 01:08:51,126 --> 01:08:53,671 but you are 30 years younger than me. 1548 01:08:53,671 --> 01:08:54,547 Oh my God Mary not like that. 1549 01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:57,550 I'm being a gentleman. 1550 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:03,180 Okay, I guess 1551 01:09:03,180 --> 01:09:05,641 what I came to say is just like... 1552 01:09:05,641 --> 01:09:07,810 Don't be mad at Ethan for something she can't control. 1553 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:10,813 I am not mad at her. 1554 01:09:11,355 --> 01:09:13,524 I'm... 1555 01:09:15,776 --> 01:09:17,361 I'm. Just. 1556 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:18,988 I'm so scared. 1557 01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:21,991 I don't... 1558 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:24,785 Nobody wants to see their kid get hurt. 1559 01:09:24,785 --> 01:09:27,997 I, I know how 1560 01:09:29,164 --> 01:09:31,917 how hard and painful this is going to be for her. 1561 01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:34,503 And I just. 1562 01:09:34,503 --> 01:09:36,964 I don't even 1563 01:09:36,964 --> 01:09:39,967 I don't even know if I have the strength to 1564 01:09:40,050 --> 01:09:43,053 watch her go through life with this, 1565 01:09:44,388 --> 01:09:45,973 this burden on her. 1566 01:09:57,860 --> 01:10:00,863 Well, for what it's worth, 1567 01:10:01,363 --> 01:10:03,324 I've known Ethan 1568 01:10:03,324 --> 01:10:05,701 almost as long as you have. 1569 01:10:05,701 --> 01:10:08,704 And the last couple hours 1570 01:10:08,954 --> 01:10:11,957 since I suggested that we do this... 1571 01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:14,710 She's been 1572 01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:16,545 as happy as I've ever seen her. 1573 01:10:16,545 --> 01:10:17,212 Maybe happier. 1574 01:10:17,212 --> 01:10:19,590 And I've seen her pretty happy. 1575 01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:21,300 I’m pretty funny. 1576 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:24,303 I make her laugh a lot. 1577 01:10:25,721 --> 01:10:27,723 But I don't know. 1578 01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:30,142 Something's just 1579 01:10:30,142 --> 01:10:30,976 good for her right now 1580 01:10:30,976 --> 01:10:33,979 you know? And it's just cool to see 1581 01:10:34,355 --> 01:10:37,274 somebody you love so happy and 1582 01:10:37,274 --> 01:10:40,277 free. 1583 01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:45,074 I don’t... 1584 01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:47,242 I don’t even think she wants to see me. 1585 01:10:47,242 --> 01:10:47,826 No, bro. 1586 01:10:47,826 --> 01:10:49,036 She definitely wants to see you. 1587 01:10:49,036 --> 01:10:50,621 Oh. 1588 01:10:50,621 --> 01:10:53,624 Sorry, ma'am. 1589 01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:56,377 I think you just... 1590 01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:58,253 I think it would mean a lot if you just came 1591 01:10:58,253 --> 01:11:01,256 and saw her graduate. 1592 01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:07,721 I don't know. 1593 01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:11,684 I don't even have anything to wear. 1594 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:16,981 All my dresses are just shit for high school. 1595 01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:19,483 Yeah, but I'm sure you still fit in all those. 1596 01:11:19,483 --> 01:11:22,486 Of course I fit into them. 1597 01:11:24,279 --> 01:11:27,282 I just... 1598 01:11:28,075 --> 01:11:29,576 They’re... 1599 01:11:29,868 --> 01:11:32,871 They're a little bit young for me now. 1600 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:39,086 Respectfully... 1601 01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:40,295 If your daughter’s gonna wear whatever fucking 1602 01:11:40,295 --> 01:11:42,881 dress she wants, I think you should do. 1603 01:11:42,881 --> 01:11:43,882 Okay? 1604 01:11:43,882 --> 01:11:45,592 So find the hottest thing in there. 1605 01:11:45,592 --> 01:11:47,803 Put your makeup on, put a smile on your face. 1606 01:11:47,803 --> 01:11:49,263 We only graduate once. 1607 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:51,515 And let's fucking do this, okay? 1608 01:11:51,515 --> 01:11:53,308 Okay. Go away! I’m not gonna let you 1609 01:11:53,308 --> 01:11:55,019 - watch me change. - Okay. 1610 01:11:55,436 --> 01:11:59,690 Gentleman, out. 1611 01:12:38,854 --> 01:12:39,646 We have to hurry. 1612 01:12:41,940 --> 01:12:44,443 Get in there and... 1613 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,946 Oh... 1614 01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:50,449 Sasha! Let’s go this way. 1615 01:12:50,449 --> 01:12:53,452 Yeah! 1616 01:13:04,713 --> 01:13:06,548 Mom... 1617 01:13:06,548 --> 01:13:08,467 You look really hot. 1618 01:13:08,467 --> 01:13:11,220 Well so do you. 1619 01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:11,929 I brought her. 1620 01:13:11,929 --> 01:13:14,389 I hope that's okay. 1621 01:13:14,389 --> 01:13:17,351 He offered to step in and be the man of the house. 1622 01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:20,604 Oh, no. Actually what he said was 1623 01:13:20,604 --> 01:13:22,022 “You got me, baby.” 1624 01:13:22,648 --> 01:13:25,067 But not in a sexual way. 1625 01:13:25,067 --> 01:13:28,070 I'm a gentleman now. 1626 01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:31,198 Eh... 1627 01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:33,575 I don't want to fuck up your makeup. 1628 01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:34,576 Right. 1629 01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:35,577 So... 1630 01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:39,081 Um, I should get a seat. 1631 01:13:42,334 --> 01:13:43,919 Um... 1632 01:13:43,919 --> 01:13:45,712 Hey. 1633 01:13:45,712 --> 01:13:48,549 Hi. 1634 01:13:50,008 --> 01:13:52,511 I'm sorry 1635 01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:54,888 for everything. 1636 01:13:54,888 --> 01:13:58,016 And I do want to fix things 1637 01:13:58,016 --> 01:14:01,019 and not be so selfish. 1638 01:14:01,728 --> 01:14:04,731 And I'm really sorry that 1639 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:08,110 this all had to happen this way, but 1640 01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:13,115 I'm really happy for you. 1641 01:14:17,327 --> 01:14:20,289 Thank you. 1642 01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:22,791 You know, 1643 01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:23,917 Pussy makes a guy crazy. 1644 01:14:23,917 --> 01:14:25,794 - Oh my God. - What can you do? 1645 01:14:28,255 --> 01:14:30,716 But um. 1646 01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:33,677 You'll always be my girl. 1647 01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:38,682 And a sexy one at that! 1648 01:14:38,682 --> 01:14:40,726 - Oh my God! - Fellas! 1649 01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:42,060 Ladies? 1650 01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:42,978 Non-binos? 1651 01:14:42,978 --> 01:14:44,521 Oh, my God! 1652 01:14:44,521 --> 01:14:45,981 Everybody! 1653 01:14:56,658 --> 01:14:58,410 It looks good! 1654 01:15:07,669 --> 01:15:09,463 I'm sorry guys. 1655 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:12,341 I'm sure it's too little too late, but I just 1656 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,927 I’m sorry for everything. And Sasha especially. 1657 01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:17,930 I'm sorry, but um, I'm an ally now. 1658 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,103 Nice to see you as a boy. 1659 01:15:25,103 --> 01:15:26,230 Really? 1660 01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:28,023 Not like that. 1661 01:15:28,023 --> 01:15:29,858 Right. 1662 01:15:32,027 --> 01:15:34,196 Wow. Moist. 1663 01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:36,031 Are you sure we're okay with him? 1664 01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:38,200 He's trying. 1665 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:40,994 And I think that's the best we can ask 1666 01:15:40,994 --> 01:15:41,787 right now. 1667 01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:45,040 Hey, bro. 1668 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:46,291 You want to help me fix this thing up? 1669 01:15:46,291 --> 01:15:49,294 Yeah, totally. Yeah. 1670 01:15:49,711 --> 01:15:52,214 You're literally drooling. 1671 01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:54,258 No I’m not! 1672 01:15:54,258 --> 01:15:56,677 If you and Forest are going to do long distance, 1673 01:15:56,677 --> 01:15:58,387 you better not hurt them. 1674 01:15:58,387 --> 01:15:59,972 We're we're literally lesbians. 1675 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:01,390 Long distance is different for us. 1676 01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:02,641 So just because you're a girl 1677 01:16:02,641 --> 01:16:05,060 doesn't mean I’m above anything. 1678 01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:05,978 How are you going to be a bitch to me 1679 01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:07,437 when I'm like 3000 miles away? 1680 01:16:07,437 --> 01:16:08,981 I'm creative. 1681 01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:11,984 Crescent wrench. 1682 01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:15,737 Bro, I know shit now. 1683 01:16:19,199 --> 01:16:22,202 - Yeah! - Woo! 1684 01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:24,913 Are you fucking kidding me? 1685 01:16:24,913 --> 01:16:26,707 Graduation! 1686 01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:24,306 You know... 1687 01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:27,934 No homo. But I'm really gonna miss you. 1688 01:17:28,935 --> 01:17:29,728 It's been an honor to stand 1689 01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:31,063 beside you these last eighteen years. 1690 01:17:31,063 --> 01:17:34,066 And we've grown so much. But... 1691 01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:38,528 I don't know how I’m gonna do this without you. 1692 01:17:42,657 --> 01:17:43,825 Just because you're not in the urinal 1693 01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:44,993 next to me does not mean you're not in my heart. 1694 01:17:44,993 --> 01:17:46,578 - Okay? - Oh my God. 1695 01:17:46,578 --> 01:17:47,788 I love you. 1696 01:17:47,788 --> 01:17:49,539 I love you too. 1697 01:17:50,582 --> 01:17:53,627 See you on the other side! 1698 01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:56,463 Okay. 1699 01:18:07,682 --> 01:18:10,185 Yo bitch! There's no soap in mine! 1700 01:18:15,899 --> 01:18:18,902 Davis fucked that for all of us. 1701 01:18:19,611 --> 01:18:21,655 What do you mean? 1702 01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:25,200 - Oh! - Oh! 1703 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:26,451 Are you okay? 1704 01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:33,458 Hey. Oh, fuck. 1705 01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:36,378 - Sorry. - No that was great! 1706 01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:39,589 I looked right at the lens again. 1707 01:18:39,589 --> 01:18:40,382 You’re all good. 1708 01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:41,299 Hold on. Hold on. 1709 01:18:43,969 --> 01:18:44,845 I would help you, but I only know 1710 01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:45,929 how to take them off. 1711 01:18:45,929 --> 01:18:48,140 Okay, sorry. 1712 01:18:48,473 --> 01:18:49,516 Uh, yeah. 1713 01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:50,976 Real women don't need shots. 1714 01:18:50,976 --> 01:18:52,310 Whoop- ah! 1715 01:18:52,310 --> 01:18:52,769 Meow! 1716 01:18:52,769 --> 01:18:53,979 Okay, wait. 1717 01:18:54,187 --> 01:18:55,647 Every time I tried to shoot, it would go 1718 01:18:55,647 --> 01:18:56,982 YEEEEAUGH! 1719 01:19:01,695 --> 01:19:02,404 And! 1720 01:19:03,738 --> 01:19:05,407 Good fucking save dude! 1721 01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:07,534 Well there’s blood on the dress though. 1722 01:19:07,534 --> 01:19:08,660 What are your pronouns? 1723 01:19:08,660 --> 01:19:11,121 Maybe we can just borrow one of yours. 1724 01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:14,124 Oh, I need these. 1725 01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:18,253 Every time I would shoot it would go 1726 01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:19,463 WEEEEOOOWEE 1727 01:19:24,759 --> 01:19:26,720 But mama, 1728 01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:28,638 I got this, I got this. 1729 01:19:28,638 --> 01:19:31,475 It's kind of floppy. 1730 01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:32,434 Like, flaccid. 1731 01:19:32,434 --> 01:19:33,560 We’re gonna need a Viagra on aisle two 1732 01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:34,478 for this horn. 1733 01:19:36,104 --> 01:19:37,439 And then every time I shot it, it would just 1734 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:40,025 GEEUUUUUUGHH 1735 01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:45,697 So I thought your’s always 1736 01:19:45,697 --> 01:19:46,781 blah. 1737 01:19:51,077 --> 01:19:53,497 - Is that like real combat? - Yeah. 1738 01:19:54,372 --> 01:19:56,500 Not seeing how that’d be useful in this situation. 1739 01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:58,627 Not seeing how that’d be useful in this situation. 1740 01:19:58,627 --> 01:19:59,628 Not seeing how that’d be helpful- 1741 01:20:01,546 --> 01:20:03,840 I'm so sorry. 1742 01:20:04,841 --> 01:20:08,178 Oh, fuck. 1743 01:20:12,307 --> 01:20:13,767 Oh my God. 1744 01:20:14,267 --> 01:20:15,310 I think it’s pretty good. 1745 01:20:15,810 --> 01:20:16,978 It's a stick figure with tits. 1746 01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:18,605 It's abstract. 1747 01:20:18,605 --> 01:20:21,608 I totally nailed her eyes. 1748 01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:25,320 You want to know the truth about this first lady? 1749 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:26,947 My husband would have paid for her abortion, 1750 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:28,615 but she prefers it down the throat. 1751 01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:29,908 Women’s rights! 1752 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:33,495 Oh, I'm so sorry. 1753 01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:33,787 Okay. 1754 01:20:33,787 --> 01:20:36,790 What the actual fuck? 1755 01:20:37,165 --> 01:20:38,917 Fucked Jude Lee! 1756 01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:41,169 That's why they hate him. 1757 01:20:41,169 --> 01:20:42,587 - If you're LGBTQ- - Do we want to start o- 1758 01:20:42,587 --> 01:20:44,923 I really liked that level of chaos. 1759 01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:46,007 I'm not gonna lie.