Hope you enjoy the program, everybody!
[Servo] You're watching Star Wars!
Give me the Cornerstone, old man!
[grunts] Everyone needs to stop calling me old!
-Not good. -Uh, maybe they just wanna be friends.
Exsqueeze me.
[chuckles] But mesa thinking yousa people gonna die.
-I think friendship is out. -[chuckles]
-[gasps] -[grunts]
[groans]
[grunts]
[chuckles] Finally.
The Cornerstone is mine!
-I'll take that. -No!
Luke. [screams]
-Whoa! -[Yesi screams]
I believe this is yours.
Now let's get out of here.
Luke, you came back.
Where are we going, Skywalker?
I haven't thought that far ahead.
[Servo] Whoa! What a beautiful ship.
I mean, I know it's evil, but, like, you gotta admire the colors on that.
It's really nice.
Now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Dark Falcon.
Get down!
[Servo] Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary.
[all grunting, panting]
Uh-oh. [screams]
[gasps] I've got an idea. Follow me.
-Jump! -Ew! No way.
I-- [screams]
-[Servo laughs] -[Luke screams]
[gasps, screams]
[screams] No!
-Someone find them! -[whimpers]
[all screaming, grunting]
[grunts] I've been in some gross places in my time, but this is the worst.
[Servo] Oh. [chuckles]
Come on. Through that door.
[babbles] Yousa not going anywhere.
[chuckles, screams]
Mesa being the one to bring Darth Devastator the Cornerstone.
-[Yesi gasps] -[Jar Jar vocalizes]
Mesa the Phantom Menace.
Mesa have always been the Phantom Menace!
[chuckles]
[laughs]
[gasps] How rude.
-[Sig screams] -[Luke] Whoa!
Darth Jar Jar?
[chuckles] Ridiculous.
Let's go. We need to get off this planet.
You're coming with us?
I don't really have a choice, now, do I?
I had everything I ever wanted here.
Sun, surf, sand, the Mos Eisley Marina Cantina.
But I guess Tatooine isn't big enough to hold Luke Skywalker forever.
It never is.
[Luke] All right. Where to?
And just so we're clear, I am not paying for fuel.
[stammers] Didn't you make a ton of credits podracing?
Yeah. But that's Luke's money.
We can't run forever.
Eventually, Darth Devastator will track us down and take the Cornerstone.
What about going to the Rebellion?
They've ignored all our messages. They're not coming.
No, they'll come.
I-I know they will.
-The Jedi. -What about them?
In my galaxy, Jedi are pretty rare,
but if there are tons of Sith running around,
maybe there are Jedi out there who can help us.
I guess we can give it a shot.
She does not sound optimistic.
[Sig] The Jedi are here?
In that?
[Yesi] The Jedi in this galaxy are different.
[Sig] I'm sure they'll still help us.
We are not helping you.
What?
But you're Jedi.
Come on, Master Palpatine.
Maybe we could just help them a little bit?
Like an eensy amount of help.
[groans] That's enough out of you, Jedi Vader.
I never should have elevated you from Padawan.
[Vader] Aw.
That guy in the helmet seems kinda familiar.
Oh, well, you're in for a big surprise, Mr. Skywalker, sir.
The Jedi used to protect the galaxy, defending those in need and such,
but, uh, it didn't exactly work out for us.
We tried to stand up to Darth Devastator, but he and the Sith were too strong.
They annihilated us.
We're all that's left, hiding out on this trash pile of a planet.
Fighting will only lead to more loss.
Just leave us be.
Let us enjoy whatever time we have left on our little piece of the galaxy.
Don't you get it?
There's not gonna be much galaxy left if Darth Dev gets this.
[groans]
Is that--
The Cornerstone.
I thought the Cornerstone was merely a legend.
It's no legend. I'm from a different version of the galaxy
where the Jedi weren't afraid to help people.
All we're asking is for you to use your skills to help us
find the Force Builder temple.
So we can set things right.
[sighs]
The only way to find the temple is to reach out through the Force, Sig.
We can help guide you, but ultimately, the journey is yours alone,
and it is not without risk.
There's no telling what you may find on the journey into your mind.
[shudders]
Sig Greebling and his friends have eluded us again.
I'm surrounded by failures.
There was no way to know they'd have help getting off-planet.
[screams]
[Dev] I had it.
The Cornerstone was in my hand.
All my plans, the sacrifices I've made, it would have all been worth it.
We'll find them. We'll search every star sector if we have to.
There's only one place they'll go.
This galaxy's Force Builder temple.
But you said it could appear anywhere.
If I know my brother-- I-I mean, Sig Greebling, he'll seek it out.
But luckily, I have a spy among their ranks.
They don't know they've already lost.
[mouse droid beeps]
Relax, Sig.
Like people, there are places in this galaxy strong in the Force.
Reach out to them.
[Force rumbling]
I can't do it.
I'm not seeing anything.
Breathe. Focus.
Trust yourself to find where you need to go.
Okay.
[Jedi Bob] The building blocks of all existence lie before you.
[echoing] Before you, before you, before you, before you…
[Sig laughs]
[echoing] This is freaky.
[sighs] I don't like this. It's taking too long.
Will you relax, Yesi?
Have some warm blue milk.
Look, Yesi. I'm being useful. [chuckles]
[ship approaching]
[Luke] Oh, great. What now?
It's her.
[gasps] You're Princess Leia. Or I mean, General Leia.
Or-- Or-- I mean, Senator Leia. Leader of the Rebellion-- Or-- Well--
Just Leia is fine.
I'm Yesi Scala, fastest pilot in the galaxy.
Oh, I know who you are, Yesi.
Your reputation precedes you.
Yeah, that.
Look, I-I know I accidentally got a lot of good Rebels captured, but--
We all make mistakes.
What's important is how we fix them.
So how did you find us, anyway?
One of my most trusted operatives let me know you needed our help.
[humming]
Yesi!
I'm so glad you're okay.
[sighs] I got in touch with the Rebellion just like you asked,
but by the time I did, you were gone. So silly.
Oh, this place is charming.
[chuckles] I knew Maul was a good guy.
You seem familiar.
[Jedi Bob, echoing] Reach out.
Piece by piece.
Brick by brick.
Let the Force guide you.
[Sig] I see a planet.
It looks like a planet in the Outer Rim.
A big swamp strong in the Force.
I-I think it's Dagobah.
I sense something.
I see it.
It's inside a scary cave and…
There's someone here.
Join me, brother.
[Yesi] Sig.
Why?
No!
Sig, what happened?
I-I found the temple, but-but then I saw a vision of Dev.
He wanted me to join him and…
and I did.
I'm sure that doesn't mean anything.
Or it could be an ominous sign of things to come.
Vader, seriously?
[Jedi helper] Dagobah is bad news in this galaxy.
It's been under heavy guard by Darth Devastator's fleet for months.
There's no telling what's going on down there.
Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out.
Glad we could be of service.
If you aren't horribly killed, let us know how it goes.
[Sig] Wait!
I know what it's like to be afraid.
I used to be afraid of doing, well, anything.
I didn't want to be a hero,
but I realize you don't have to be a hero to do heroic things.
You just need to try.
Try to make the galaxy a better place.
That's enough.
Can you do that?
Too long have we Jedi been in hiding.
It is time to enter the fray,
show the Empire that the Jedi can strike back too.
-Yes! -[all cheering]
So, do we have a plan?
You Jedi all are gonna distract the Empire at the blockade.
Once they chase you, that should give us enough time
to slip through their defenses and restore the Cornerstone.
If you're going to make a blockade run,
we're going to need a pilot who doesn't know fear
and a ship fast enough to outrace death itself.
[Leia] I've got both.
Oh, I thought you'd never get here, you scoundrel.
[Servo] Wow.
Princess Leia and Han Solo seem exactly the same as they were in our galaxy.
Ah. [moans]
No. Never mind. Nah, I take back what I said.
[speaking Huttese, moans]
Greedo's one lucky guy.
But aren't-- aren't you Han Solo?
You and Leia should be together.
I thought so too, kid.
What can I say?
Greedo shot his shot first.
I think there's a lesson in that, Greebling.
[beeps]
Okay, let's get this little joyride started.
Wait a minute. Where's Luke?
I think he's busy at the moment.
I kinda filled Luke and Leia in on some family stuff.
I'm your what?
[Servo] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Let's go! Awesome!
[controls beep]
Wow, that is a lot of ships and big ones too.
Much bigger than this tiny little ship.
-Thanks for the report, boxy. -[chuckles]
Leia and the Jedi were supposed to be right behind us. Where are they?
-[all grunting] -[screams]
[grunts]
No, no, no, no, no! [mumbles]
Uh, hello.
This is the part where we move.
Why are we not on the moving part?
[groans, speaking Huttese]
What do you mean the engines are offline?
We are supposed to have unlimited power!
If the engines are down, that means…
-Sabotage. -[gasps, grunts]
Sure would be nice to have a little backup right now.
I thought the Jedi would come.
I guess they really have given up.
[speaking Huttese]
Turning back is not an option.
We have to get to the temple.
If we get any closer,
they're gonna pick up our energy signature on their sensors.
Not necessarily.
I've got an idea. May I?
Yesi, do you have a real plan?
I do. But you're not gonna like it.
-[Sig screaming] -[Yesi laughing]
What are you doing? We're going too fast.
No such thing.
[Sig screaming]
You cut all the power?
We're gonna crash!
This was your plan?
They can't track our energy if we're not using any.
[Servo grunting] I'm okay.
Oh, yeah. No, I'm actually better.
Yesi.
Trust me?
I do.
[laughing] We're alive.
Yesi, you're incredible.
I know.
Hey, don't get cocky, kid.
I've had softer landings aboard Star Tours. Now, let's move.
Everything is riding on what we do next.
How exciting.
What is that place?
[Yesi] By the Force!
It's a prison.
No wonder this planet is blockaded.
[gasps] Sig, the Rebel base I accidentally exposed,
everyone who went missing,
they've-- they've been in this prison the whole time.
I can't believe we found them.
I have to help them.
-Yes-- [grunts] -There's no time!
I'm not leaving them.
Everyone makes mistakes, but it's how you fix them that matters.
Yesi, you're jeopardizing the mission.
It's okay, Jedi Bob.
Yesi, you, Han, and Greedo go figure out how to bust into that prison.
We'll find the temple.
Thank you, Sig.
Just be careful.
-Don't go too-- -Fast. No promises.
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
I can't believe we're going to set things right.
I'll get to see my friends from my galaxy.
My real brother.
-Sig, there's something I have to-- -[Servo] Oh!
Oh, look. An eerie cave.
[Sig] That's it.
Our quest is nearly over, Sig.
Just a little longer.
What should I do?
Use the Force. Got it. Silly question.
I feel something underneath the surface.
[Force rumbling]
[all cheering]
I'm getting pretty good, huh?
[all grunting]
Yoda, Grievous.
I'm here to rescue you.
[groans] Playing tricks, my old eyes must be.
What are you doing here, Yesi Scala?
You're the one who got us thrown in here!
My fury is beyond measure!
Try to measure it!
I dare you!
You cannot!
I'm sorry, okay.
But now I'm busting you out. Come on.
[Han] Actually…
I like it here.
-[gasps] -[speaking Huttese]
[Ackbar troopers] It's a trap. It's a trap. It's a trap.
Han. You set us up?
It's a tough galaxy, Yesi.
Even tougher when someone steals the princess of your dreams.
I transmitted our location to Darth Devastator
and sabotaged the Jedi ship.
No one's coming to help you.
You scoundrel.
Now, you're getting it.
There it is.
Lock the Cornerstone into place, Sig.
So I guess no one outside of this temple will remember anything, will they?
Sig, listen. Uh--
If I were you, I wouldn't listen to a word he says.
[Sig] Stay back, Dev.
You're gonna be your old self in a minute.
[chuckles] No.
Your Jedi friend has been lying to you all along.
Tell him, Jedi.
[chuckles] Tell him the truth.
[sighs]
No matter how much you want to restore your old galaxy,
it's impossible.
What do you mean?
I have the Cornerstone.
-You-You said-- -I know what I said.
But it wasn't true.
I know you can't restore a galaxy once it's gone
because I tried to restore my own, and I failed.
In the galaxy I'm from, things were simpler.
I was a Padawan on Alistan Nor, learning the secrets of Force Building.
I'd heard rumors about the Cornerstone.
The more I read, the more obsessed I became.
Was it possible to remake an entire galaxy?
I needed to know the truth.
My Masters forbid me from searching for the Cornerstone,
but I wasn't exactly good at following orders.
There were so many rules.
I just wanted to do things my own way.
I thought I could control the Cornerstone.
[rumbling]
[Jedi Bob] I never thought--
When I left that temple, everything was different.
My galaxy was gone, Sig.
And yours had just been born.
S-So my galaxy, the one I always knew, was never real at all?
It was real, just like my galaxy was real and this galaxy is real.
When the galaxy is rebuilt,
it's up to the person who undid the old galaxy
to create a new temple and lock the Cornerstone into place.
That's how I ended up on Fennesa.
To guard your galaxy.
But I messed that up too.
[scoffs] Don't you see now, Sig?
The Jedi are users, manipulators.
I was trying to prevent this galaxy from getting destroyed by him.
But what about my Dev?
He's just a memory, kid.
[Dev] But I'm here, Sig.
I refused to acknowledge you were my brother before,
but being around you, it's obvious.
You're strong in Force Building.
I'm strong in Sith Breaking.
Combined, our powers would be unstoppable.
We could tear apart the galaxy and rebuild it however we like.
We are meant to be together.
Isn't that what you want?
I want my big brother back.
Give me the Cornerstone, and you can have him.
No. I can't.
You're just so full of rage.
Rage is the only family I've ever known.
My constant companion.
Let me show you.
[grunting]
[grunts, groans]
Don't!
[shuddering]
He lied to you, Sig.
This is your last chance.
Don't make me break you.
You'll never break me.
Let's find out.
[grunts]
Sig!
[grunts]
Servo!
[Servo] S-Sig.
I-I think my ba-battery just ran out.
[powering down]
Sig. [panting]
-[grunts] -[groans]
Stop it!
Please!
You've lost, Sig.
It's over.
I was supposed to save the galaxy.
[Dev] You still can.
Give me the Cornerstone,
come with me,
and I promise you, I'll let him live.
Sig, no!
I'm going to save you, Jedi Bob.
At last.
I feel it.
The power of the Cornerstone bending to my will.
No, I won't let you--
[screams]
Come, Sig.
I have much to show you.
What about the temple?
[Dev chuckles]
Oh, I don't need it.
I never did.
I've got bigger plans for the Cornerstone and for you, brother.